You want some real funny shennanigans? Get to be archmage so you can have a random apprentice to follow you. Then take said apprentice somewhere... lethal. Once dead, revive him and kill him over and over. Then leave him for dead and wait a week in the university. He'll be alive again and attack you on sight, let the other mages kill him and watch the shennanigans unfold as everyone yells murder and starts killing each other.
@ennieminymoo66754 жыл бұрын
>be the archmage >punch a guard >guard tries to arrest you >you resist arrest so the guard tries to kill you > other mages barge in and start beating him >the other guards see this and join the brawl >eventually everyone starts killing each other
@shekels45477 жыл бұрын
Every guild will oppress your body.
@leviheichou14065 жыл бұрын
What about the nudist guild?
@bundleoffuck29864 жыл бұрын
Levi Heichou Nobody wants to see grandma nude.
@RenegadeRam7 жыл бұрын
Necromancy is prohibited, my dude.
@agihammerthief89536 жыл бұрын
Legalize necromancy now or riot
@husboy15 жыл бұрын
Did you just say the N-word?
@Orelldo5 жыл бұрын
Can't a brother just Raise a family in peace?
@rintohsaka19285 жыл бұрын
2 years later and Sam doesn't think I caught on to the fact that he used console to complete the boring ones.
@grimreefer93244 жыл бұрын
I mean... do you blame him?
@midgetman42063 жыл бұрын
@@grimreefer9324 yes
@virileagitur74035 жыл бұрын
"Trayvond the Redguard" is the equivalent of naming yourself "Jamal the Black Man"
@joshuajones24384 жыл бұрын
This is gold
@franz.francisco4 жыл бұрын
i'm fucking losing it lmao
@franz.francisco4 жыл бұрын
Bob Joe not yet :'(
@zacharyburns50174 жыл бұрын
The fact a watermelon was close by is an interesting level design choice.
@MrKoffeeKup4 жыл бұрын
HEH-LOH, I AM WHISKERS, THE SKOOMA ADDICT
@DanielRule7 жыл бұрын
" Yo is that Trayvon Martin?! " [ demonetization intensifies ]
@gram.4 жыл бұрын
Gayness _'intensifies'_
@theprojantrojan86064 жыл бұрын
As of this moment, you have gained the rank of unnoticed.
@Milk-jy1kn7 жыл бұрын
WHO THE HELL IS THIS MAGE BRO??? FIGHT MAN BAILED ON US LIKE MY DAD
@chadman89895 жыл бұрын
Fight man was secretly redguard
@egeerdem82728 ай бұрын
these oblivion bros series were prime general sam
@HighlanderJosh7 жыл бұрын
You're the only Jew I like Sam.
@thatshadyalchemist44887 жыл бұрын
Joshua Howland praise kek
@lynng95047 жыл бұрын
Joshua Howland same
@jeremycorbin21787 жыл бұрын
Joshua Howland he's the only Jew I know. If they're all like this I need to find more of them
@calebtruth19417 жыл бұрын
he's a Christian
@lucasjak25697 жыл бұрын
hes not actually jewish
@MattBuckhout Жыл бұрын
These videos need to return
@shrigmamale1841 Жыл бұрын
I still come back to watch these every once in awhile to get a good laugh
@deadshot42457 ай бұрын
Agreed oblivion is still my favorite elder scrolls game mostly for the comedy that occurs naturally
@riastradh5 жыл бұрын
I feel like oblivion had a lot more cool and unique items and magic than skyrim and I haven’t even played oblivion myself before
@Voiday3 жыл бұрын
I need a skyrim mod where sam just secondly narrates the entire game, like after someone talks or when you meet someone, anything really lmfao
@nicholasfotou29805 жыл бұрын
Oblivion had an amazing magic system. Skyrims was so limited. I hope es6 has a d&d style magic system.
@pwnerking7775 жыл бұрын
It won't.
@thesaviorofsouls52104 жыл бұрын
Based on fallout 76 i don't have much hope honestly
@MaocatsMisadventures4 жыл бұрын
It'll have even less content and more "streamlined" systems. Because accessibility sells, depth doesn't. How could the average consumer possibly finish an RPG with deep and meaningful mechanics, you can't expect people to actually get invested in the game unless it requires no effort to play. Don't you read games journalism? The term gameplay is an alt-right dog whistle that gatekeeps the poor helpless minorities who aren't intelligent enough to learn how to play a game on their own.
@wesprescott72773 жыл бұрын
@@MaocatsMisadventures I’m totally with you except I think they should keep the “you hit someone, they take damage” system. In terms of gameplay it’s fine but for immersion’s sake hitting someone across the neck with a broadsword and nothing happening kind of takes me out of it.
@unherolike3 жыл бұрын
@@MaocatsMisadventures Accessibility sells sure but it won't retain customers. If somethings too easy and streamlined people will get bored of your game. Sure you got a sale but you might not have a return customer.
@Seventh_Elf7 жыл бұрын
" *It's like one of those hairless rat things* " I lost it.
@ZornieKins7 жыл бұрын
I wonder what would happen if this guy and Autism Cat got together. Would Tamriel implode?
@MrKeitherMann3457 жыл бұрын
All of Nirn would immediately vanish from existence.
@agihammerthief89536 жыл бұрын
CHIM. CHIM would happen.
@edver67866 жыл бұрын
They are the same person, a cat on the day, a bald dude at night
@fancyelk23737 жыл бұрын
His gasp of surprise when the counts boys tried to kill him was so perfect.
@96DADAMS3 жыл бұрын
Still the best oblivion series sam we need a season 2
@NivalaSlayer4 жыл бұрын
These oblivion videos are a international treasure
@lanehubbard42987 жыл бұрын
Sam, if you pickpocket the guy in lobby area of the Arcane Unversity, you will find a necromantic book. The guy is literally one of the top members of the Arcane University. The book isnt part of a quest or anything, its just a little Easter Egg.
@NinjaPaintsOnStars7 жыл бұрын
I really love your elder scrolls comedy videos. I can't get enough of this! I wish there were 50 episodes so I could binge watch them!
@indra81887 жыл бұрын
These vid are pure joy to watch
@Kai-vp6hn7 жыл бұрын
Please General Sam you've got to keep making these, they are hilarious
@albertcamus62147 жыл бұрын
As of this moment, *you have not gone unnoticed*
@Milk_with_chunks7 жыл бұрын
Coming to a blockbuster near you, Assassin man
@RayRayRay13337 жыл бұрын
Based on that message in the last few frames before the extro, I think I know where our protagonist-of-impaired-stature intends to venture next.
@bensosnowski11282 жыл бұрын
Where? I didn’t see anything
@mathiascronqvist5855 жыл бұрын
Little did Sam know, that spinning sword was an object from the Zone.
@TrashBuddy4 жыл бұрын
3 years ago? Fuck, still feels like I first watched this just the other day. Goddam, I'm getting old.
@yeahbruh17394 жыл бұрын
This is quality quarantine content
@barpkwandae75247 жыл бұрын
YES SAM IS MAKING MORE OBLIVION VIDEOS
@williamacheson86807 жыл бұрын
5:46 gallops furiously to say " Hello" you gotta love Oblivion 😂
@chadn1202 Жыл бұрын
This is already 5 years old Jesus Christ
@TM-ss7hn4 жыл бұрын
it scares me that this is 3 years old already. seems so much more recent
@dojaskitty11623 жыл бұрын
Honestly. It feels like just yesterday I was watching waiting for him to upload more oblivion
@ryanbouska78847 жыл бұрын
I'm loving the oblivion video man they have me dyin!
@onyxeusss7 жыл бұрын
Enjoying this vid with some banana bread
@adammcnally10977 жыл бұрын
damn rust looks like shit now
@willpat1237 жыл бұрын
RedShift VS fuck sake guys, how do u not recognise Roblox?
@adammcnally10977 жыл бұрын
Will Paterson trust me dude I play roblox 24/7 and this sure as hell ain't it
@eOSdeath7 жыл бұрын
Temp I play Conan exiles 43/9 and can tell you that it's definitely Conan exiles
@locolego17 жыл бұрын
Oh my god g-sam, these just keep getting better. I need more
@grimgalaxy77757 жыл бұрын
This video has THE BEST Transition's in the history of KZbin
@salahad-din91687 жыл бұрын
As of this moment, you have gained the rank of not unnoticed
@malachiconstant77457 жыл бұрын
The editing in this vid was top notch, my dude.
@ExtremeConing7 жыл бұрын
This is your best video yet BTW Love the new editing and funny little additions
@blarghthezombie6052 Жыл бұрын
600 hrs. of play transmogrified to nearly 19 minutes... exquisite.
@Tahgrizly7 жыл бұрын
Again...you make me want to replay Oblivion... just like you did with Sheklestein and Skyrim!
@SovietBiscuit7 жыл бұрын
I live on cape cod, just got myself a brand new Jeep, was driving down the road and a tourist blew through an intersection and smoked me, totaled my car. Sam pls help, I'm in a brace with two badly sprained legs and a concussion, your videos ease the pain of my life
@noahb88647 жыл бұрын
Bored out here in the middle of hurricane Harvey, thanks for the upload Sam
@chelsiealhamon80376 жыл бұрын
love the vids oblivion ones are my fav forever a treasure in my heart
@jeremycook73377 жыл бұрын
I like general sam
@DingleDarn5 жыл бұрын
As of this moment, you have NOT gone unnoticed.
@drewlovli72997 жыл бұрын
Omg just found your second channel! This bumbo channel has so many mint general sam videos!
@God-xm6eb7 жыл бұрын
Ayo my nigga sam can we get some oblivion tshirts? Thief guy and the like, i'd gladly give you a bag of gold for such quality clothing xx edit: a bag of shekels my bad xx
@iamrobo_7 жыл бұрын
I heartily agree.
@ChristopherWeaver17 жыл бұрын
I'd buy all of it
@motivationalmadness107 жыл бұрын
is your son black
@Iceek517 жыл бұрын
God yeah like a black and white version of the characters head would be perfect
@DaPope813637 жыл бұрын
need a shirt of A Stranger saying" Get out and let me finish!"
@theacghost7 жыл бұрын
I honestly admire the amount of work samalam puts into his videos and how much i love them theyre some of the only things i look foreward to at this point good work same keep it my youre my favorite jew hot air balloon repair man
@patrollingthemojavealmostm26987 жыл бұрын
About time.
@jeffreybell73317 жыл бұрын
A true masterpiece.
@kristensenty7 жыл бұрын
I really like this series, anyway of you modding and doing a video on stalker call of chernobyl?
@ChristopherWeaver17 жыл бұрын
mmmm thicc
@Bzorlan7 жыл бұрын
Coc would be hilarious
@nataliakruschev50787 жыл бұрын
Bzorlan Call of Chernobyl as Monolith or as Mercs would be Z O N K S
@alexanderbielski93272 жыл бұрын
When all the reanimated characters stood at the top of the stairs it had hard horror game vibes .
@asperyti52937 жыл бұрын
I loved thief guy and fight man, but mage bro seems like the best bro
@GeneralSam7 жыл бұрын
mage bro is really in touch with his feminine side. he actually carries a man purse whenever he's not dabbing on the haters or doing mage guild missions.
@Masseur7964 жыл бұрын
that blink at 4:39 gets me every time
@seanreed68316 жыл бұрын
Man I fucking love you generalSam you’re now my fav channel, keep up the good shit bro
@RickyHayhurst7 жыл бұрын
Don't ever stop making these Oblivion videos
@vikodongu89167 жыл бұрын
Hey GeneralSam, you should do Dark Dude or Arena Boi next (DarkBrotherhood) (Arena)
@coffeecrispy26734 жыл бұрын
Dark Dude happened!
@evanhamlett63504 жыл бұрын
Wished that Sam would do more Oblivion or Skyrim, but I’m sure he’ll do a series on whatever Bethesda game comes out next
@EzioAuditore7 жыл бұрын
still waiting for archer stud
@FishyStikz7 жыл бұрын
It's every mage bro with that magic flow... I want to die
@JustErix7 жыл бұрын
Oblivion videos are fucking awesome. Thank you papi rabbi.
@justsomerando65513 жыл бұрын
Why do I keep coming back to these?
@Wuta-pop7 жыл бұрын
Well your the only person doing these irrevelant oblivion videos so i guess there my favorite
@pure15517 жыл бұрын
Very good oblivion video
@TheDecisionsDecision4 ай бұрын
How is this 6 years old 😭
@anotherguyIoLoLo272 ай бұрын
"wtf I'm old" gang 🤝 let's goooo
@bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh21412 жыл бұрын
3:40 Deep General Sam rat lore
@DanKZzHD7 жыл бұрын
sam love the vids lately I love where the channels going
@myhandsspeak19255 жыл бұрын
That treyvon joke killed me lmaooo
@nathanielb51787 жыл бұрын
I love the Oblivion vids
@sitdownbemumbo37277 жыл бұрын
the addition of bottom bunk turtle farm for the outro was very good i will gladly give you 10 shekels for this video.
@Christyphor5 жыл бұрын
Wow Danny Devito lost a lot of weight
@stinkusdinkus92557 жыл бұрын
Sam is the only dude on this dying site that can make me laugh in the first 12 seconds of a video
@lordsunshine47936 жыл бұрын
These videos are great.
@zacharytyler5437 жыл бұрын
Only reason i subbed to you was cuz of these oblivion videos and i didn't realize it was general sam till just now.. i remember bumbo and people talking about you. cool stuff i gues.
@Voiday3 жыл бұрын
General Sam, I love your videos man ffs XD
@fossilgaming655 жыл бұрын
13:19 "you just got......pranked bro" *bamboozled*
@pancakeguy24947 жыл бұрын
NOW YOU'RE THIS GUY. COME ON SAM. THIEF, TO FIGHTER, TO MAGE.
@badbuddha12227 жыл бұрын
My guy is back
@travistikkanen96437 жыл бұрын
Best voice acting in any video game ever
@breadtoast10365 ай бұрын
oblivions magic system is " chefs kiss"
@brandondavis47667 жыл бұрын
4:13 when that banger comes on and you get hyped and start mimicking the beat.
@leonblack20755 жыл бұрын
Love the transitions
@mwbehrle52767 жыл бұрын
Love
@redman2000207 жыл бұрын
Mwbehrl E damn you got first
@mwbehrle52767 жыл бұрын
redman200020 hehe
@oscarthompson39517 жыл бұрын
Really gay
@morbidmars7 жыл бұрын
Gotta watch it before Sam takes the video down!
@scottieray7 жыл бұрын
Morbid Mars Ha...
@calebmallek76967 жыл бұрын
General sam you make these stupid ass old ass games so funny and you always make my day. You deserver so much more views and likes than what you are getting. Welp keep up the good work and your work has not gone unnoticedyour work has not gone unnoticedyour work has not gone unnoticedyour work has not gone unnoticedyour work has not gone unnoticed
@sov99137 жыл бұрын
Your staff charms me sam.
@mrgrimmreaper55347 жыл бұрын
Best gameplay of oblivion
@Lukehk67757 жыл бұрын
Only one left, Assassin Dude
@chillumsmokercarlos42047 жыл бұрын
how do u get a Jewish girls number? roll up her sleeve
@echsdee4917 жыл бұрын
12345 bruh
@nathanh54487 жыл бұрын
12345 seen that one already huehuehue
@deathnightpwnage1237 жыл бұрын
bruh
@rachelstout61867 жыл бұрын
No one has ever asked why Jews don't have birthday roasts. lol
@chiefqueef40007 жыл бұрын
Wow, you're so original and witty. It's not like this joke has been used by fucking everyone and their grandma's dogs.
@arto63247 жыл бұрын
Ahhh the intro music brings me back to the first video of yours I ever saw......... "Eating Horrible Canned Meat"
@ianchambers68677 жыл бұрын
I'm in love these
@Gordini10117 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't grimace at your staff, Sam.
@jackmitchell38457 жыл бұрын
Urggggg Cant get over those beautiful Cankles
@GalacticGaming3605 жыл бұрын
6:42 I thought you said travel to my snat.. you know what never mind. I'll be on my way.
@daxtonriggs92287 жыл бұрын
This man needs a ballad.
@echsdee4917 жыл бұрын
GOT's over but the best saga lives on
@polybian_bicycle6 жыл бұрын
What?! No joke on the 5:23 "you need to simply prove that you are able-bodied and ready to learn something in the process"? What a disgrace.