Oblivion NPC Dialogue - I Quit!

[@eduardodelemos7986]

He does not need a job he has 350 dollars hidden under the matress. That is a lot of money.

[@robdiesel1579]

The oranges can hold him over until then

[@martinrojko2447]

Yes and before he was diggin a hole for elephant......but shhhhh. It's a secret

[@MrPixifan]

He could always start a bakery

[@dzezonja3558]

After the second comment there are just spoilers. Beware.

[@petros_adamopoulos]

@@robdiesel1579 I see everybody knows his entire lore.

[@StyleKrong]

The sinister confidence in his voice when he says "you won't find one" makes it sound like he murdered all the other employers in town.

[@JRBDWD]

I was thinking the same

[@bireon878]

Lmao underrated comment xD

[@peterfiser]

Nah, just Brexit.

[@pocketsand76]

Probably called them all and trashed Greg's good name, leaving him destitute on the streets of Bravil where he'll succumb to his crippling skooma addiction.

[@Salidin111]

To be fair if he quit is last job to work for this guy.... he's probably right

[@vrapbrap]

Guy quits, storms off and then returns to tell his tale. That's imperial city alright.

[@JampClear]

this is what a commie would say

[@jesterfester8391]

This is to spicy yall need some milk

[@aninditapaul9291]

@@JampClear Excuse WE.

[@kodiakulv5148]

FACTS.

[@jaguarerskine43]

I like how this NPC develops his self-esteem with every interaction, truly stunning

[@anbuhyuga8299]

That's that Bethesda Radiant AI technology my dud.

[@nargames]

Wtf even is this?

[@boba3475]

character development

[@Crymble]

Someday he will find the tenth orange

[@wizardrapier232]

@@Crymble away

[@Lava91point0]

I’m going to find another job “You won’t find another job” *comes back in full ebony armor*

[@achmodinivswe9500]

Ebony

[@Lava91point0]

@@youtubewatcher8858 I haven’t played Skyrim for 3 years, lol let me off

[@achmodinivswe9500]

@@Lava91point0 my uncle mistook ebony for obsidian too XD

[@doyoumakeittotheclouddistr4132]

Fucking casual... knows nothing

[@sizenplace4554]

Lol you mean daedric armor

[@MachosAndCheese]

"We don't make enough money here" "Dont make my heart bleed" "THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"

[@MrXPeaceLP]

xDDD thanks for the good laugh!

[@MachosAndCheese]

@@MrXPeaceLP xD

[@danielcurda3633]

I can't like this one twice, but it'd be super appropriate.

[@skthechef8075]

Yes!

[@gforce07]

😂

[@bobjrfdny7360]

Plot twist: this video isn’t an actual part of this video series. It’s candid footage of the director (the voice) taking advantage of the actor and the actor finally quitting.

[@natestathes]

I don't doubt it

[@santicheeks1106]

That sounds real

[@rankmedia5071]

Very convincing

[@ABearWithHats]

@@rankmedia5071 clear out, now!

[@Careenvelveteen]

@@ABearWithHats 1:25

[@bluubuds5212]

"I've been quitting jobs since I was 3 years old."

[@scottg4520]

He knows how to do it.

[@whatsdrugs]

Better acting than Netflix's Christmas Movies.

[@eg12p34]

@Brazilian Goddess Tbh I would watch memes than Netflix any day.

[@J_PIK]

Hey! Christmas Chronicles 1 and 2 are amazing! Better than Tim Allen Santa clause movies.

[@godkilla1986]

This comment made my week xD

[@whatsdrugs]

@@J_PIK I agree, but they are the exception.

[@thecringeprophet]

@@J_PIK too bad none can even breathe the same air as it's a wonderful life

[@MN-hb3bo]

I wonder how shit his first job was when he said he's quit before and found a better job

[@Sergio-sh8qv]

It's better than become jobless, no one can feed you

[@daunbozq7076]

@@Sergio-sh8qv dinners in social care center are no so bad

[@maksymalnybul6145]

it doesn't mean this one was better than the one before it but he has quit a lot of jobs and found better ones

[@Sergio-sh8qv]

@@daunbozq7076 sadly in my country no one will feed you

[@Tigerlilly0902]

That's what I was thinking!!

[@then35t18]

Moving chairs in the elder scrolls is an impossible task. The boss is clearly a Daedric lord.

[@ananousous]

Not even Molag Bal would treat people the way this guy treats his employees

[@sizenplace4554]

Only sheogorath can move chairs.

[@GreyMatterPlatter]

What is your avatar picture?

[@then35t18]

@@GreyMatterPlatter The Rokkaku Police from JSRF

[@TommyVercettisGamingNews]

Lmao

[@CaptainSkinnySK]

“Clear out, now!” *runs away* “Must have been the wind”

[@ellliottter]

He wasn't getting paid enough. Now I understand why he was so sad about the missing orange.

[@clairmoon06]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@scarlalagrenouille]

"One time I quit a job paying five dollars an hour and found one paying five dollars and seventy-five cents an hour" *STONKS*

[@Maddinhpws]

That is in fact a massive improvement. On a month that is earning 800 dollar vs 920 dollar.

[@dw9062]

Yeah a 17% pay increase is pretty good. I remember working for $6 an hour. A 75 cent raise would've been massive back then.

[@warneverchanges]

Yeah but then why did he leave the better job

[@S7232S]

@@warneverchanges Maybe this job paid more.

[@carlostapuera7149]

@@S7232S yeah this were 5 dollars and 80 cents an hour

[@JA-xp7bp]

Our boi was on the verge of starting a union but only snitched on the other employees before rage quitting 😂

[@aninditapaul9291]

"Union" SOYUZ NERUSHIMIY RESPUBLIK SVOBODNYKH

[@lapsijahti]

@@aninditapaul9291 *SOYUUUUUUZ

[@aninditapaul9291]

@@lapsijahti Sing the rest of the lyrics or go to gulag

[@Tenraiden]

@@aninditapaul9291 puge mid or feed

[@aninditapaul9291]

@@Tenraiden What?

[@MaxPavelekMP4three5]

The boss battle music lol

[@AIexxo]

The spooky sounds of a mudcrab somewhere nearby

[@communist_man_of_pesto401]

Lol "boss battle"

[@ruebenjesse]

there is no boss battle music in oblivion... It's just regular battle music

[@communist_man_of_pesto401]

@@ruebenjesse dude its a joke *boss* battle, get it?

[@sizenplace4554]

@@communist_man_of_pesto401 lol thanks for pointing that out

[@charlieapples9373]

That employer just admitted to wage fraud on camera

[@StarDangerous0]

Breton: Im going to find another job! Imperial Guard: You won't find one... (draws out a sword)

[@madara360101]

Quest Added: Join the Thieves Guild

[@falcon989]

Or the Dark Brotherhood. "I'll do the first one for free," he says, looking back at his boss.

[@michaelweston409]

😂😂😂

[@Sasakrisation]

(Picks up broom) "Somebody help! Come quickly! We've got a burglar!"

[@SharperTip]

I don't get it

[@chilliam00]

@@SharperTip I see what you did there. 😂

[@PULI3r]

I do get it

[@natestathes]

Protect the mattress!!!

[@sizenplace4554]

@@SharperTip because you have not played oblivion. Go play it now

[@krejtek9654]

If he had higher speech level he would've convinced his boss to give him more time

[@peteallyn412]

Nah I’ve had bosses try this shit with me. They can’t legally make you stay.

[@1dingerr]

@@peteallyn412 yeah but some bosses might hold that against you in the future. Unpaid overtime is illegal though if you're paid hourly

[@peteallyn412]

@@1dingerr Yeah, it was an hourly wage and I had no overtime privileges. They never took the time to actually train the other workers either so they would always come to me like it was my problem.

[@mr.traphil5663]

If he had higher sword skills, he would be the boss.

[@Wolfbane8]

More time or more benefits

[@God-hm5dt]

Dang, he went from not being able to count oranges to finding a job, this is amazing.

[@PossumMedic]

why did he quit that amazing $5.75 job then?! 😂

[@ARMIV4]

Must have found a better one that paid $5.90

[@TheHuskyGT]

This WAS the $5.75 job with the nicer boss

[@Tigerlilly0902]

Lol

[@bajabret60]

I think he almost fell off a roof

[@timmybarns3917]

Cause this job pass better, duh.

[@ytmndan]

Knowing that he’s an ESL teacher really stresses how important this particular video really is.

[@Skipp376]

Yeah, it's nice that they thought to include it.

[@colinmackay92]

I'm probably just really stupid. But why?

[@Skipp376]

@@colinmackay92 Because lots of people learning English as a second language will be immigrants from Latin America with very little protection from labor laws, who are much more likely to be treated unfairly by their employers.

[@M3TR01DFANBOY]

@@Skipp376 as long as they immigrate legally they should enjoy the same legal standing as anyone else

[@Skipp376]

@@M3TR01DFANBOY should

[@RuSosan]

*_"Decumus Scotti_*_ confronting the Arena Blademaster and quitting his job as a Blood Mopper to go after a career as a bureaucrat."_ - 3E 394, Colorized

[@karlgoldberg9268]

obscure but hilarious joke

[@kingbadmovie]

I think I know why he was digging that hole earlier...

[@giosueagius7003]

When the ''Npc Proletariat'' achieves ''Proletarian consciousness'' and starts an NPC Union.

[@awesomegiraffe1224]

Did x administration of state and state department officials say they are not sure yet whether they are not allowed to do anything in the state of the state department or not so much is for your family members are you in a hurry. I don’t think you have anything to do for me or you do that I’m not sure I’m going back to work.

[@johntrevy1]

@@awesomegiraffe1224 Never should have come here!! *DRAWS SWORD*

[@thomasmallon9457]

My mans trying to help the working people stand up for themselves. Respect

[@leontarmann3449]

Fun fact: he ACTUALLY quit and this wasn't part of the act

[@Icrshou]

*”Dont make my heart bleed”* . This is comedy gold. Look at his face reaction. Holy shit 🤣

[@seananon4893]

LOL I remember this shit on Public access, was to teach people how to speak English.

[@drozdood9]

Where the fuck did you live that oblivion came on public access? We had mr Rogers. Yancan cook, and bob ross.

[@FlamingKumquat]

@@drozdood9 public access is different than public prodcasted

[@drozdood9]

@@FlamingKumquat like PBS or some other shit?

[@golfcart6272]

Do you remember what it's called.

[@YuliJade]

@@golfcart6272 ACC English. There's only one episode uploaded to KZbin. Looks straight out of Cali public access tv in the 80s

[@glitchedoom]

"You won't find one..." He delivered that line exactly like an Elder Scrolls voice actor.

[@ghujka]

he came back for the past perfect tense he had forgotten

[@TheBeeb]

This is one of the greatest videos I've ever seen

[@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147]

Something about this goofy guy is so adorable lmao

[@bruhbruh2581]

His names were Greg Thompsom, i learn english to speak languages by watching his video since i was 3 years old, love you Greg and thanks alot!

[@d.f.s.studios281]

Look at him resisting his corporate overlords, they cant keep him down!! ✊

[@Yveci]

"Finish this work by 5 or ill feed you to the goblins."

[@SteveTheGhazaRooster]

This is actually the most accurate use of this meme I've ever witnessed. Doesn't get any more npc than this.

[@nawodo4637]

Lmao yes, i was looking for your comment. I agree

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

Now he's ultimately arguing and fighting against the voice inside his head. The plot thickens.

Quest updated: run after the man and teach him spanish.

[@FumblsTheSniper]

Best part is him knocking over the broom only to have it land in an equally convenient position.

[@supremeleadergnkdroid3202]

How’s he going to pay for the oranges ?

[@tylerworrell4446]

With the 350 dollars he has in the bank

[@ElZilchoYo]

You know it's the 80s when he works as a janitor or something and owns a massive house.

[@mfk12340]

Do you know how much custodians make?

[@mywifesboyfriend5558]

@@mfk12340 Not nearly enough for the shit they put up with.

[@larschi90]

"I quit jobs for over ten years!"

[@nocturn4352]

Oh my gosh I've never seen him in an aggressive state like this. Woe to the poor soul that tastes of his wrath

[@nocturn4352]

He's really poking a hornets nest here, he better be careful who he bosses around

[@AltoStratusX1]

This guy works so well with this meme I question if he wasn't a voice actor for Bethesda sometime in 2002 -2005.

[@AS-zx4tr]

"I've quit jobs before and found better ones... like this one".

[@janelantestaverde2018]

*_Don't make my heart bleed!_* He'd later become a semi-successful country singer.

[@christiangottsacker6932]

Disembodied voice: "You won't find one..."

[@ricochetpig]

Fight the power!

[@thepinkplushie]

Man unionizes his stable job and accidentally starts a peasant revolt.

[@Beethovania]

The way he talks is spot on Oblivion, the body movement, not so much.

[@ytmndan]

Needs more random complaints about mudcrabs.

[@hospitalcleaner]

"So I know I can do it!" "Well...I can't stop you" *speechcraft leveled up*

[@GiuseppeCasey]

Cool fact: Rockstar used mocap way back in GTA 3, but this dude was the only actor available.

[@erectpanini4706]

lmaooooo

[@protectthesun1519]

..And that man went on to collect 9 total oranges 🍊

[@mistersonnen848]

This NPC is developing artificial intelligence. He can't be contained to mundane tasks

[@BarghestOne]

(RP.)Ask your boss for a word in his office after hours when everyone's gone, then proceed to threaten him with a blade or gun if you have access. Usually gets the results you desire

[@djwilliams7935]

Where did these come from? All of a sudden this man shows up with oranges and money under his mattress and I dont know why I'm watching them. I am though.

[@themadmattb]

He was a community college English professor (ESL) and he created this series of videos to help people learn English. They became fairly popular and were/are on TV for like 20+ years.

[@HosKaetan]

@@themadmattb that's the real story? So there's at least a few classes of immigrants from the 90-2000's who walk around the states talking like npc's? That's amusing He did God's work

[@levitating-phonkster]

after watching the oranges video for the first time i tought it was a low budget gay porn clip.

[@Emerardo]

@@levitating-phonkster link?

[@levitating-phonkster]

@@Emerardoi got ya kzbin.info/www/bejne/mJ3MiKuFqcqmfJI

[@Nothingspecial604]

"Clear out now! Quick guards someone is robbing me!" "STOP YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW!"

[@GippyHappy]

If someone degraded me in that tone I think I’d have a hard time taking offense because I’d be laughing too hard.

[@thunderbolt2576]

Im binge watching these for no good reason

[@trentrandle]

They’re amazing to watch when you’re sad.

[@87Clippers]

Honestly, I've been following this story and I can' tell you that this game is nice.

[@rznirvana]

Workers of the world, unite!

[@jesuskidpresents905]

Then he gets a job picking oranges

[@Lurkai]

i got that reference!

[@bubblegumxo]

Lol I want the full saga in chronological order!

[@Lurkai]

@@bubblegumxo top ten anime arcs

[@bassmatrix1540]

I love his story arc. This man is a hero

[@alecrichards8574]

i don't know where these came from but i think this guy is my spirit animal

[@ghost1653]

The music at the end when he comes back, cuz he’s pissed off about the goofy boss talking shit too him, saying he can’t find another job had me weak when he was trying too get his point across 😭😭😭

[@lovely_liability8081]

"Don't make my heart bleed!" WTF

[@SCWood]

The more of these videos I watch, the more I like this guy.

[@waltscharf8921]

You elves are all the same! All flash, and no fury!

[@St.CrimsonTweets]

"Yes I will, I've quit jobs before and found better ones"... and yet here we are, I'd hate to see the beginning of this man's journey.

[@alanbuldo9493]

Now we know what he has been digging that hole for.

[@delsintm691]

Lol

[@proximacentaur1654]

He's come a long way since that incident with the oranges.

[@firejuggler31]

Plot twist: adjusted for inflation that’s $575/hour.

[@TheRanguna]

Umm.. That still lower than minimum wage in most European countries, so the guy is still underpaid. The employment is illegal even.

[@thennoth2860]

@@TheRanguna I can't tell if you are joking or misread it as 5.75 rather than 575

[@TheRanguna]

@@thennoth2860 I miss read as 575/month xD How did @S F get that from inflation

[@Micho55]

in 1906?

[@firejuggler31]

It was intended as a joke. I’m going to go ahead keep my day job.

[@OfficerHansbasing]

He became skooma smuggler later on with nicest Khajit boss

[@manfredinigamer]

When you think about who the audience is for these videos, it gets kinda sad.

[@jamesgish9202]

Im part of that audience??

[@95fabiswa]

He has quit other jobs before and found better jobs. Now his job is putting chairs on tables.

[@vulture4117]

"I've quit jobs before, and found better ones." Then how did he end up here?

[@johns3491]

Makes you wonder how bad his other jobs sucked.

[@mcmuffinbooper2333]

He took an arrow in the knee

[@kurtstone83]

He quit his last job to work there

[@Frosty_tha_Snowman]

That storm off.. he didn't have to be so hostile toward the broom, but I guess thats the only thing he could target weaker than him.

[@kaonous]

Quest added: destroy the economy so everyone else looses their job. Optional objective: find a new job

[@ivandrago3621]

you had me at the hand shakes

[@nonexistent]

He sounds like Terrence McKenna lol

[@Kelthor85]

I think he looks like him too?

[@erectpanini4706]

lmao love this

[@mikeh2424]

The footage is directly from an alternate reality where Terrence didnt go to Berkley, India, the Amazon, or Hyperspace.

[@corphish129]

Boy, I hate it when my boss tells me I have until 5 to stack 14 chairs and sweep a 100 square foot room.

[@toogee1850]

0:58 "YoU wOnt FiNd o0oNe" lol the way he said that for some reason had me crackin up ... i did just smoke a bowl though too... hmmmmmmmmm. legit funny or is it just the indica? ... ahhhhhhhmmmmmmmm

[@MountainIce007]

Yeah it's probably because you're a drug addict.

[@adamjones8258]

@@MountainIce007 I also found it funny and I'm not a...oh wait...yes I am...nevermind.

[@dustydeemer8347]

@@MountainIce007 chill jackass

[@McShaggswell]

DUDE WEED AMIRITE

[@toogee1850]

SUPER TOTES BRO LULLULULULULUL

[@vaishakp1356]

this guy is the material form of life

[@beramtaib4713]

He quit this job to smuggle oranges across the border for mandarin cartel. The money he makes he launders under his bed. The reason he was so worried about only having 8/9 oranges because his boss is a ruthless man(Darin) and will cut his hands off so he can never rearrange chairs ever again, his one true passion. Update:He was one the engineer behind el chapo’s escapes tunnels that why he’s so skilled and why it’s a secret 🤐. If you’re reading this feel free to contribute to his origin story

[@howtheygotthere]

Even while angry he's so calm/flat

[@PabloHoney19]

Tommy Weisal acting school. What about this guys adult head in a child's body.

[@benji.B-side]

"CLEAR OUT, NOW!!!" - He ran like his boss was drawing his gun?

[@itsfine5818]

I genuinely expected an evil laugh after that "You won't find one..."

[@ChiragMalik4]

From digging a hole, counting oranges, speaking Spanish, to learn how to be angry. He has come far.

[@matthewtheobald1231]

"I won't pay you" literally slavery haha

[@ckorp666]

wish my bosses were upfront like that when they demand unpaid ot

[@Spacetesla]

"Never disobey or refuse to carry out an order from a Dark Brotherhood superior. To do so is to invoke the Wrath of Sithis." My man forgot to read the Five Tenets

[@Skypothesis]

Maybe some day I will find a job that pays 5 dollars and 75 cents with a nicer boss... 😔

[@MrLinkyPlays]

This guy and his videos are perfect for this oblivion stuff

[@wilhl8915]

This is how everyone need to speak nowadays so you don't offend anybody

[@denis441166]

Lol Mr. Perfect used the " Sounds like a you problem ". Kill me

[@bcactus3510]

Mr perfect? Can u explain what these clips aee originally from?

[@MrDreigon]

What are these videos from?

[@ufc990]

"Math for grade 1" if I recall correctly, there was a book and a computer component haha.

[@PedroCouto1982]

@@ufc990, someone said the same thing, but I can't find. IMDB wasn't helpful, reverse image searching didn't help, Whacked-out Entertainment is not helping, ...

[@frederickjones3723]

It's clearly oblivion npc dialogue😜

[@PedroCouto1982]

Now I think probably they're made by the Whacked-out Entertainment. :P

[@sebastianm877]

I started watching random pranks and this is where youtube has brought me now.