Oblivion NPC Dialogue - Joe Biden

Our latest Oblivion NPC Dialogue with Joe Biden. For the record we do not mean to insult, demean or promote Joe Biden and the government he represents, we simply do not care about politics enough to do so.
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[@relentlesschaos7445]

Biden should really maximize his speech points.

[@DaveSmith-cp5kj]

He has been playing this game for 47 years on the grind. I'm sure he has plenty of skill points he just hasn't spent yet. I hope.

[@aquicklad972]

@@DaveSmith-cp5kj Nah he spent them all on thief skills, maximize them gains

[@admontblanc]

unfortunately he maxed out his character at 0 speechcraft, a tragedy to be sure, but welcomed one

[@nuclearpugg]

@@DaveSmith-cp5kj He's doing a Segregation Supporter class

[@elvispelvis9411]

I’m already level 99. Get on my level Biden

[@djinngeist114]

Honestly that should just be his theme song, played every time he gives a speech

[@CaptainSlapaDome]

Point Allotment Illusion:99 Speechcraft: 0

[@sup2320]

Lol the news anchor lady "took trump to the woodshed" yep definitely msm 🤣

[@jamesgish9202]

Visual confusion

[@SFforlife]

He showed more fire as the VP. Now that he’s actually President, he seems like he just wants a nap.

[@arkhamkillzone]

What does "inditement on our military" mean? I couldn't make sense of that sentence or the previous one he spoke.

[@elijahbutterfield4869]

Bro that last part got me good

[@ethansaltmere]

This is like the preacher about the nine divines

[@willo9743]

We are fecked

[@brentsta]

This was your best guy, democrats? Really? No questions, just accept he won your party? Not even talking about the general election lol

[@commenteroftruth9790]

You arent you when youre biden

[@dmmgoatcheese6639]

Take me to that woodshed

[@CROPDUSTERB-52]

At the end when it said Quest Started: Take Afternoon pills i died

[@Marandal]

oh my god, i haven't laughed like that in years.

[@grahamstewart87]

with the drums omfg 🤣🤣🤣

[@gametabulas]

Itachi please amatesaru both trump and biden, save us like you saved konoha.

[@CROPDUSTERB-52]

@@gametabulas I can’t, for I am already dead

[@lordx4641]

@@gametabulas you are pain just do shines tensei brrrr

[@mikkeleften1415]

Old skooma addict ranting at the tavern table only to realize no one is actually there.

[@robertmodalo2365]

the moon sugar concentration is way beyond he can handle

[@YungFabz]

🤣🤣💯

[@Austin68734]

I can’t breathe in this comment section

[@chicxulub2947]

@@Austin68734 Me neither!

[@chicxulub2947]

`That's exactly why he won the elections!

[@huehuehuehue2943]

I N D I C T M E N T

[@Halo_Legend]

That's the first time I heard this word, tf it means?

[@Halo_Legend]

"a thing that serves to illustrate that a system or situation is bad and deserves to be condemned" No wonder I never heard it

[@Bankable2790]

Really. You’ve never heard of a criminal indictment. Wtf.

[@Aryzo]

@@Bankable2790 probably not a native english speaker

[@Bankable2790]

@@Aryzo let’s hope so cause damn

[@arekusu.]

When you need to reach the minimum word count on your writing assignment

[@macelott7972]

Lmfao!!!!

[@kornellbrown3802]

When you have a speech for English class you never prepared for...

[@mfawls9624]

Well, IRL he plagerized his writing assignment...twice.

[@raexhii]

“Can you pathom any presidential candidate ever ever having said that?... or would they say that????” He confused tf out of himself

[@Richwiking318]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Im dead

[@alexandraselesi]

I can't breathe😭😭

[@iulzzang1065]

Or would they say that has me dead 💀 💀 💀

[@detoxify299]

it was rhetorical question

[@detoxify299]

wait hold the fuck up

[@alkeryn1700]

That was a lot of words for a whole lot of nothing.

[@swamplife3148]

Welcome to the world of politicians

[@RenegadeShepard69]

@@swamplife3148 Retired home politicians* to be precise.

[@PlatinumEagleStudios]

Shut the fuck up. BIDEN 2020!!! REMEMBER THE NAME!!!!!!

[@seang9738]

@@PlatinumEagleStudios communist

[@PlatinumEagleStudios]

sean g973 Trump sucker.

[@redrumtm3435]

Rare footage of level 1 Joe Biden

[@zyzy7102]

Still level 1 to this day

[@caporcan]

@@zyzy7102 and he always will be

[@nuclearpugg]

Low personality stat

[@EmperorOfChaos]

Level 100 Biden was in the 1970s when he oppressed the people that Level 1 Biden claims to support. What a fascinating cartoon character.

[@Jcjcjd-d2o]

@@caporcan the mad god has got to him lord sheogorath will be pleased.

[@mjtuomainen]

I'm cracking up already because of the music :D

[@PlatinumEagleStudios]

@Skullgar2 Fuck yourself, dick head.

[@troublesometribbles]

Noob

[@IsaiahINRI]

Life is 100x funnier with this music playing

[@maxwell6373]

Yes

[@БогданКрименюк]

@Skullgar2 FUCK YOURSELF

[@MohammedKazim]

"Or would they say that..." **insert Vsause music**

[@silverhunter8149]

*insert FNV's "Wild Wasteland" music*

[@trydigama3]

Jajajajjj

[@nicbahtin4774]

@@silverhunter8149 "hhaynatheres thehighroller"~Boe Jiden

[@czikkanhardt4750]

The quest update literally almost made me cry, laughing.

[@VexArrowEye]

**Take afternoon pills**

[@simpleman3663]

I totally lost it too 😂

[@ssidradumercer2038]

0:39 where am I?

[@skylight044]

ahahaha lmao

[@mk3ferret]

@1:14 Again..... where am i?

[@HenniMeansLove]

Stop it this poor old man AHAHHAHA😂😂😂

[@ssidradumercer2038]

@Snufkin Crimelord 00:18

[@user-zq4ec5xp7t]

In Russia? ....

[@SteveB-nx2uo]

'took trump to the woodshed' lmao. biased media this has aged perfectly.

[@chrisredfield6274]

It angers me how so many people fall for it too

[@yourpalantonio6393]

Total pandering with no receipts

[@jimsale9824]

Yeah what woodshed are they talking about anyways? The one with the soft walls all around I’m assuming.

[@poppedpopcorn8261]

Funny thing is, they used the statement wrong. To take someone to the woodshed is to reprimand someone in private.

[@barbzclub]

Aww mad Biden won now?

[@NoahRobertGraves]

Yeah. This guy got the most votes ever in history. lol Come on, man!

[@Fontaami]

Here's the deal! You know...the thing!

[@seymourtheghost3020]

It’s fundamental, Jack.

[@flockenlp1]

People chose the lesser evil. Biden isn't perfect, but he is better than Trump.

[@JiggyJones0]

@@flockenlp1 Nah, Biden is everything the media accuses Trump of being the only difference is Trump actually gets shit done.

[@TheDemonQueen-cc1rn]

@@flockenlp1 Biden with President Clinton signed the 1994 Crime bill that put a whole lot of black people in jail for minor drug offenses. While during Trump's term has had the lowest unemployment rate for blacks than any President before him Trump has done more for the black community than Biden ever claims he has

[@hundredthmonkey1772]

If I got on the ballot I am positive I could have been the president this year

[@thejanitor3263]

Well what would you do

[@bigmattman2005]

Biden's campaign raised $1.51 billion to advertise him, while Trump's campaign raised $1.57 billion to advertise him. There's no way you, or any other capable citizen, could compete with those financial backings.

[@ebiven1563]

@@thejanitor3263 Uh... not raise taxes... and uh... get rid of coroba birus... and uh.... no more russians

[@dalethomas7944]

@@ebiven1563 This fooking guy...got's my vote fur sure.

[@woopnull9103]

@@ebiven1563 spoken like a true president

[@kurtdewittphoto]

Biden has a glitch that makes him jump around playing back random dialog from multiple unrelated scripts.

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

I heard the released a patch update

[@alanbejarano4940]

Look my native language is not english, however I'm very confident on my understanding skills. But this speech made no sense at all. At least I couldn't grasp the final message.

[@ringkichardthethrid7147]

There is no final message.

[@tstam153]

It’s pretty clear. He just says that Trump called out the stupidity of his own American people in order to keep Russia at bay. He then expresses his concern that no presidential elect did ever and should ever say something like that.

[@synysterwolf1289]

@@tstam153 bro you must fluent in stupid. I gotta brush up on mine

[@tstam153]

@@synysterwolf1289 yes, in fact, it’s the only language I can understand. this was a nice conversation

[@reddeadtryhardbichfromgtay2048]

@@tstam153 You should join the avengers bro.

[@busybee4443]

Honestly, how did he win the democratic nomination?

[@azuretiger-kfpmarketingstr6018]

He didn't, sadly.

[@Scrub_Lord-en7cq]

@Kevin Wood yep we are screwed sir

[@norbath1650]

Kevin Wood Rather, "how did he steal?"

[@minupakumarasinghe3913]

Trump.

[@nicolasaraujo5]

same way he wins america election

[@dasitmaneayylmao2729]

This is Biden without having a script to read 😂

[@dukebuckskin3137]

Sd part is he probably did

[@alphaq6585]

Kind of Hitleresque...

[@MustardanBiscuits]

😂 I know dementia & Alzheimer’s aren’t funny but I can’t help but laugh every time I hear Joe Biden speak!!

[@MackemMisfits]

He’s alright really, would make a funny grandad

[@MustardanBiscuits]

Mackem Misfits: agreed but he’d be an absolute disaster of a president! Someone at the DNC needs to stop this.

[@jUQMtDmf]

😂 I know dementia & Alzheimer’s aren’t funny but I can’t help but laugh every time I hear Donald Trump speak!!

[@voidabstraction]

Still better than Trump because from what I can see, he will listen to other people. They are both pretty fucking stupid, but Biden seems less of a narcissist than Trump. Trump is next level and being on the outside looking in at how stupid Trump is I get sad thinking there are that many people in the US that don't comprehend how full of shit and utterly demented Trump is that vote for him. But then again, the US did it to itself by focusing on religion rather than critical thinking. And furthered that stupidity by creating the election system is has :/

[@bmerritt2433]

@@voidabstraction ur dumb.

[@thezillashow2670]

4 years of good Oblivion dialog to come ❤

[@alanmalan3819]

Nixon : Bombes Bombes Clinton : Sex Sex Bouch : ... Obama : Burgers Trump : China China Biden : Russia Russia 1970s is gone, dear grandpa, your cold war ambitions will die with you and your elder redneck supporters

[@alanmalan3819]

And Ukrainian weapons become 911 II same yearsago I think

[@zeemancan3713]

Boy were you right😂 bidens been a treasure trove of oblivion dialogue so far

[@Rawarart]

I can't believe this npc is now become emperor

[@nicbahtin4774]

The emperor is nothing but a puppet of the thalmor!

[@keld_rhygar]

@@nicbahtin4774 But who are the thalmor? The corpos?

[@MrCommandor1998]

@@keld_rhygar China, I guess..

[@DaniloDellaCroce]

@@keld_rhygar the globalists

[@notlolpan4255]

Ah yes, the senile grandpa at Thanksgiving

[@ritterbruder9224]

Americans, why did you choose this?

[@billmcsill4274]

I didn't

[@CalebT007]

cuz half of the country said "orange man bad"

[@harrysquir2490]

Not sure we did

[@ygts]

Look at the alternative

[@daka3785]

Hello fellow Russian, and I thought Putin still being president was bad

[@micaelaroyo4837]

The fact that Biden actually spoke in complete sentences is such a surprise lmao

[@Da1337Man]

Now hearing him talk like he has a functioning neural network almost seems fake to me, like it's an AI video. How this guy even still remembers at this point how you eat food is honestly baffling to me.

[@natedog69420]

they must have just pumped him with aderral this is so out of character

[@Machturtle7491]

When he turns to the side he looks 20 years older

[@Dulc3B00kbyBrant0n]

You can tell he actually has a lot of anger in him but its not coming across here succinctly because hes so detached and fake

[@lomouche]

PLAYING INTO THE HANDS! *whispers* of puddin

[@Scrub_Lord-en7cq]

WHAT AN I N D I T E M E N T , of who we- In Russia?

[@nothajzl]

Americans, this is your president. Congratulations!

[@seeker406]

Not yet.

[@shinji5217]

Trump 3.0 same shit

[@shinji5217]

It's been some good 100 years that it's the same type of person, it's getting bad to you just because your country has lost it's power tbh

[@Skumtomten1]

@@shinji5217 China is the future.

[@justanotheremptychannel2472]

The real question is, can he be worse?(maybe, which is actually scary)

[@cirrusfox8052]

When you're level 99 but didn't spend any skill points.

[@dmitrygreen4002]

"I'm Joe Biden and I forgot to spend my skill points"

[@Jmastaaflex]

I just discovered these Oblivion NPC videos, and an absolutely dying at all the content out there. People like you are so creative with this shit - I love it.

[@RandomGuy-ej9gr]

Well have fun America, you have a literal Oblivion NPC for a president now.

[@thearts5163]

This man.... this man right here... got more votes that Obama??? Hmm

[@Xtremecarfan10188]

The zooming in on his hand is what got me 😂.

[@buffalotitan6123]

This guy "won". Lol

[@mrk_g6499]

Cant wait for these debates

[@j-dog7767]

Ik

[@comicsans1689]

Trump wants 4 debates instead of the normal 3. I agree with his sentiments.

[@mardukgilgamesh1500]

There wont be debates.hes too far gone :v

[@Soulraven2735]

@@mardukgilgamesh1500 When are the debates supposed to begin?

[@Soulraven2735]

@Chandler Bowden Why, what happened?

[@Mrfreshpoptarts]

Get this! Half the country actually voted for this guy🙃

[@badcompany4821]

More like 20-25 percent voted for this, the rest are dead people. Hilarious how he apparently has the most votes for a presidential candidate in history.

[@Sturmdude]

@ademar9988 Well, that statement isn't wrong! Maybe old hairy legs can get our country to have a consistent foreign policy as oppose to just bitching about the Chinese but not doing anything about it outside of banning Tik Tok and abandoning the Kurds who have been basically fighting our fight for us to be murdered by Russian supported authoritarian governments that Orange boi likes for reasons totally unrelated to his being elected in 2016. Or maybe he'll talk about how hair his legs is. Either way it's an improvement.

[@JoeSmith-sl9bq]

@@Sturmdude What are you talking about? Kurds made a deal with Syria, they are battling Turkey and ISIS together...

[@EmperorOfChaos]

@@Sturmdude Maybe he can go back to oppressing the very people he claims to support. People like to ignore his political past and the stuff he currently comes out with.

[@jeremyellmer3925]

I wish this was a joke but it's really not; the tweaker that sits outside walmart spouting random nonsense makes more sense than this guy.

[@stannisbaratheon4685]

WHo cares what Putin thinks, whats that got to do with the election LMAO

[@sortofanoakyafterbirth3661]

The way the democrats talk about it, makes you wonder if THEY are the ones hiding and deflecting what they say.

[@anakinGTI]

Russia funded Trump

[@Getoverhere666]

@@anakinGTI also they provide extensive subversive activities against the United States and their allies

[@anakinGTI]

Getoverhere yes, also they funded all the euro-sceptic parties in the European Union

[@Getoverhere666]

@@anakinGTI you can read some Ion Mihai Pacepa publications about kgb activities. Also you can find Yuri Bezmenov videos here on YT (watch him with cautious cause I don't trust him much also). Also you may find interesting Ken Alibek publications about biological warfare. Russia uses the same methods and they widely use Internet to spread propaganda and to control most radical groups or movements - they act worldwide (wiki: Internet Research Agency - one of their facilities).

[@hardcoreclassicenjoyer]

these edits are next level

[@Mr.Handsnif]

There's not a whole lot of editing....

[@hardcoreclassicenjoyer]

@@Mr.Handsnif Legit playing skyrim again cos of these NPC videos

[@killan001]

He got into some of Hunter's stash...quest update: replace hunter's stash.

[@Shaweweweeewah]

Should have added spells coming from his hands at the "indictment"'s

[@williamfrank962]

You voted for this America.

[@shawnyfin]

Uh, no the fuck we didn't..

[@domenicofumarola141]

Dude you almost killed me with that quest update

[@sumvs5992]

"What an indictment of our military" "Laugh you stupid bastards"

[@GenericInternetter]

America are just electing memes. First it was Trump, now they've elected an Oblivion NPC.

[@creeker2233]

Hey it’s me from the future he won boys we are screwed

[@Red-mo2uo]

No he didn’t brotha, trump will continue to fight for us, and who ever wins will win legitimately.

[@britishempire2748]

Rip yanks

[@ritterbruder9224]

@@britishempire2748 you better look at mayor of Londor and forget about US lmao

[@kylesoler4139]

You saying it like the US wasn't already screwed.

[@Dracashino]

POV: You are taking an exam from english, the language you are learning, you must explain what you heard on the radio, they play this to you.

[@Blaze936]

Some serious thunder behind that gavel fist.

[@JJoa74]

This makes Joe Biden look articulate compared to his present self.

[@NewtzT-V]

8 freaking years ago so yeah.

[@-me.]

There's no way this guys gonna help our country ;--;

[@lordrefrigeratorintercoole288]

When you start the game and give up before you meet Martin...

[@TheMrTischbein]

11 more points to speech and you reach apprentice Joe. At this level gaffs are reduced by 50%

[@vladimirputin8126]

What an endictment of him getting involved with me and the motherland

[@trevorporter6528]

There are actual NPCs in red dead redemption 2 that would be more capable for running the country.

[@futureprimitive7465]

"In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happened, you can bet it was planned that way." U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt

[@rasmussyrjala1370]

He looks like he's trying to act like trump.

[@jacobgabrieel6646]

He’s a terrible orator

[@EmperorOfChaos]

@@jacobgabrieel6646 He needs to watch Hitler's speeches although not even that could help him.

[@kooper1989]

He kinda actually acts like hitler. Those hand movements and the way he rises his voice. So basically, very stupid.

[@ARandomAccountYT]

"Or would they say that"

[@richieonyt5815]

The first time sleepy joe wasn’t sleepy

[@hyperion4223]

This makes me believe I can become president one day.

[@Tenchigo100]

When he looks to the side you can visibly see his age

[@dukebuckskin3137]

When he opens his mouth you can hear it.

[@jonathanngai5956]

He thinks he is making the best speech of his life Internet: meme.

[@SRK_223]

Take afternoon pills 😂😂💀

[@Zachary-Daiquiri]

Its crazy to me how much biden has deteriorated since this video.

[@burb3ryy]

Lmao this is like when I was 7 and tried to explain where all the cookies went without seeming obvious

[@jmblazer72]

Who knew his speech skill level would be higher than his stair climbing skill level?

[@willythegman5509]

He does sound like a oblivion NPC but in all fairness he does have a stuttering problem

[@paulbyron1359]

I'm with Putin on this one. 😄

[@PsychoRavager]

Hi, America. Is this really your PRESIDENT now?

[@benitaur6606]

He never realized you needed to sleep to level up

[@DBZSeanzie]

As far as Biden quotes go this is fairly tame. He used actual words for the most part, and even formed some sentences.

[@stallcostvaulture2204]

Ah I'm going to hell for laughing

[@weirdkirk1802]

I got really tired of all that nonsense about russians. I'm russian and I don't see USA as a weak country tbh, more of that, I treat this country better than my own. I hate corrupt russian government but not a place where I've grown up, so stop hate russians because of the Putin, communism or something else like that. There are lots of people like me living in Russia, which want to live in peace with others. There's no bad or good nation in the world, there is only good or bad people, remember that.

[@Fontaami]

don't worry it is an old political cliche in the US - anything went wrong blame Russia

[@weirdkirk1802]

​@@Fontaami Ik but it's still insulting In some way

[@ritterbruder9224]

@@weirdkirk1802 me too, my friend, me too...

[@ziyu3886]

This is my favourite oblivion npc dialogue. Looking forward to all the great content this wonderful man is going to bring to us.

[@magicmanscott40k]

Can't believe this guy gonna be president

[@wheelzwheela]

This man is now president. Let that sink in.

[@johnredcorn5653]

“You’re not supposed to be in here Get out I’m telling you Never should have come here”

[@Mrrenanchannel]

PLEASE. Don't give this man the weapons codes. And hide the kids.

[@Nothingspecial604]

Would've been better if you changed the music to combat when he said indictment

[@enterauh72bx]

This guy is a JOKE Lol 😂

[@theaveragegamer1719]

Oblivion NPc's atleast made some sense, i think Kamla will be the real president , this guy's iq is equal to my room temperature.

[@bg4164]

Trump's attack ads are getting really good

[@thejanitor3263]

Trust me some of his real ads are funny as hell

[@caporcan]

@@thejanitor3263 despacito Joe is a personal favorite

[@gobzdzilla]

First Oblivion NPC president in history.

[@Studio731]

Knowing that he is speaking to a room with empty chairs, makes it that more funny.

[@justincox1050]

How is this guy the leader of the United states of America..

[@lukemackie2972]

He's about as energetic as a wet rag

[@user-zq4ec5xp7t]

Or a corpse, which is funny cause A LOT of corpses voted for him

[@bigshaggy4454]

Biden: "or would they say that?" Everyone:

[@truthkeeperfilms]

What an indictment, that millions of people voted for him.

[@lastmanstanding80]

Millions of dead ppl*