Oblivion NPC Tells a Story

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• Dude speaking nonsense

[@GeorgieBonsoir]

"I lost my breath, turns out she was hiding it and I found it." Genius

[@CynicalAnomaly205]

This Redguard is on some crazy skooma.

[@PantherActual]

This comment wins. Not even Mai'q can deny that.

[@johntom5921]

Bro it’s just video and a different person speaking lol 😂 you stupid

[@jesuschristsaveseveryone4418]

Hahahahahaha, I almost choked on my drink...! God bless you and your loves ones!

[@Gamediril]

The video cuts just before he asks: Have you heard of the High Elves?

[@MilekEagle]

I heard others say the same

[@xenon333]

I don't know them and I don't care to know them.

[@eggwatch596]

Go away fool

[@gesh7156]

"And i turn on the fan but i didn't know she was underage" nice one XD

[@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD]

Help a friend out. I understand being "under" the fan, but I'm not connecting the rest of it

[@gesh7156]

@@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD thats the point nothing makes sense just like obvilion conversations :D

[@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD]

@@gesh7156 his whole thing had kind of the flow of the "One Fine Day (in the middle of the night)" poem/story.

[@anthonyjoshua2249]

@@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD his fan, he turned her on - didn't know she was underage

[@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD]

@@anthonyjoshua2249 thank you. I wasn't connecting fan to be admirer. It's a clever little poem thing.

[@kingcz-ru6ce]

"she gave me herpes, well actually she gave me Her Pee, because I told Her urinate out of 10" lmaooooooooooooooooo

[@anthonyjoshua2249]

😂 urinate....that's fkn genius

[@yourboyconnor]

That's just clicked now I've seen it written out omg

[@asekk111]

pretty sure that was "you're an 8 out of 10" also he probably meant "her pic/pics"

[@yourboyconnor]

@@asekk111 That's not what he meant at all. He meant what op wrote, that's the whole point of the line

[@user-ck9lm6xi1o]

asekk111 In his story, that's what he said but the girl heard it as "urinate". That's the whole joke...

[@rpfcreates4476]

When you think you’re saying something profound on mushrooms but really... it’s this

[@user-ck9lm6xi1o]

So even MORE profound.. I gotchu

[@alwaysfutureneverpastmakep7307]

He likely has Schizophrenia, the ones I’ve known speak like this.

[@user-ck9lm6xi1o]

Lord of Death lol... you know this is a joke video, right?

[@alwaysfutureneverpastmakep7307]

J The thought occurred to me, but I wasn’t sure.

[@Quetzlcoatl]

@@alwaysfutureneverpastmakep7307 That guy is a Comedy KZbinr. I am not sure what specific Video that is from but it is some sort of comedic skit.

[@lazycritic5321]

This is genius. Every time I watch it I find a new contradiction. Good shit

[@BoratM.Sagdiev]

Hell yeah. This guy should be somebody we heard of... in some way lol.

[@greasypriest5137]

2020 freestyle rap be like:

[@CHARLIE-MF-BROWN]

Lmao dam. On point.

[@metodoinstinto]

SPEECHCRAFT WHEEL: boast "You're full of it"

[@thepancakeprotecter8661]

*reloads save to retry barter*

[@michaellebert8907]

dudes a try hard. his script was better written than Oblivion dialogue

[@bryn6844]

This makes more sense to me than school

[@kennethirgendwas4616]

I feel like at the beginning he really went with the opposites and towards the end he just wanted to start rapping xD

[@ChickenMcThiccken]

He accepted 3 birds quest

[@MotanuTom]

Can't process that amount of information

[@Delicashilous]

"She lost her virginity, again!"

[@sean9163]

I can totally relate. I always do this. In the summer around christmas time I was in my room walking home on my way from work. Mhmm...

[@KRABPXL]

And my mom, and I was hungry as fuck

[@user-ck9lm6xi1o]

As another comment pointed out, this makes 100% sense if he's Australian and works from home. Js.

[@Quetzlcoatl]

@@user-ck9lm6xi1o He is American from the U.S.A.

[@user-ck9lm6xi1o]

I Like 11-Hydroxy-THC! Bruh, it was a joke. Because Christmas is in December which is summer in Australia.

[@Quetzlcoatl]

@@user-ck9lm6xi1o Ya I know, fucking hilarious.

[@FliskFLask]

THE MORE YOU LISTEN TO THIS, THE MORE SENSE IT MAKES

[@lordrefrigeratorintercoole288]

He been talking about some irrelevant shit, but my mind was still on when he said "I was in my room walking back home from work" what?

[@thepancakeprotecter8661]

It is a meme where he talks in nonsensical contradictions. You aren’t supposed to understand what the fuck he is saying

[@Atlastheyote222]

Speech 100 for real

[@CenizaAshes]

When you use ur phone during the cutscene and then start paying attention again

[@screweduptx512]

He's lowkey freestyling

[@SincerelyYoursAK74]

Your formula is gold, I will watch every one of these!

[@Ablequerq]

He's too lively for an Oblivion npc.

[@danielschmidt8920]

When the acid kicks in

[@saelath8674]

This reminds me of Xavier the Renegade Angel except his storytelling is infinitely better. Should've been a writer for [adult swim]

[@marleer5042]

I don't trust NPC's that talk when nobody's around

[@turosfagyi]

So much stuff can happen in just one minute

[@vorpal758]

He's speaking in predictive text

[@flabbergastedTart]

When you think you came down enough from the skooma high to call your friend.

[@truegoldengear3089]

NPC: *intense speech* ME: "how do i skip it?"

[@Make-Asylums-Great-Again]

Thank god he doesn’t contradict himself.

[@joezar33]

The Redguard tripping on Skooma 😂

[@CHARLIE-MF-BROWN]

He's holding a curvy sword u just can't see it.

[@joezar33]

@@CHARLIE-MF-BROWN 😂

[@gingeroverseer9302]

This npc moves at 60 fps. What sorcery?

[@SamuelSchweiglen-ok9ws]

Bro is proficient in ramblese.

[@alwaysfutureneverpastmakep7307]

I’ve met a few schizophrenics in mental hospitals, they speak exactly like this.

[@thetacbac]

I came back today just to say I fell asleep to this video last night.

[@ThatOneYank]

Sounds like someone popped a couple tabs lol

[@LLPTV]

The guy in the video is clearly the next Vsauce

[@sanoj92]

This is actually very impressive and funny

[@umbium]

This is like a David Lynch movie.

[@darkadia6520]

dark elves are cray cray

[@Underbottom.Sandydown]

Yes.

[@niksatan]

Story better than Oblivion quests, like 16x

[@BoratM.Sagdiev]

This guy needs his own... Something. Somebody put this dude on. Now.

[@ADjustinG2013]

when schizophrenics drop puns.

[@ambig1n]

this is gold. what really got me was "but this nigga drew it in spanish"

[@M1U5T0N3]

This really touched My Soul

[@MrShnazer]

You high boi?

[@will_adamborn]

"In the summer around Christmas time." BITCH WHAT

[@TheHelix123]

"Its hot ass fuck in my cold ass room". Sure buddy whatever

[@noahsagutch8314]

Straight out of shivring isles

[@FX-rh3hd]

Around, around, around...

[@EkremSelim]

SOMEBODY PLEASE WRITE WHAT HE SAYS

[@b2theran]

I was in my room , walking home, lol bruh what

[@LordYuriX]

yeah, i understood everything...

[@DomeLP09]

"Ah, I see."

[@ahmadillo4959]

This Redguard goes to the Cloud District alright

[@kck-kck879]

Reminds me of that tweak from Breaking Bad who was talking about aliens in Jesse's house

[@doge4571]

Yeah ma grandma also goes in the kitchen to make some sense

[@supremeleadergnkdroid3202]

I’ve seen this guy in the video’s channel. He does hilarious stuff

[@evino7491]

Can you link the channel? He seems cool.

[@yomamaso1657]

Summer of Christmas time This dude from Australia

[@kambuityehimba140]

This guy is the human equivalent of those weird nonsense comments you see sometimes

[@weatherkop]

This is Rusty West, and here are some more stories about missing hikers in the American wilderness.

[@VzlaLeo]

No ragrets!

[@gandrew5363]

Same, bro.

[@lolimoka3654]

Confusion 100

[@misslawless6021]

People who think like this are so fun to listen to

[@chrisschumacher8553]

A human markov chain!

[@SickaydaMars]

ok, moving on here....

[@BoratM.Sagdiev]

I'm glad ya'll are saying this is genius because I was thinking the same thing, but before I read the comments I thought it was because I was realizing I wasn't as smart as I thought I was...😊

[@yoann5573]

By Azura By Azura By Azura!

[@panterxbeats]

that's why I don't fuck with mitchel musso

[@Bramon83]

Oh my. Meths a hell of a drug

[@elig6972]

What drugs is he on?

[@rev311mycrown6]

Doesn't have to be drugs. He could just be influenced by evil spirits controlling him. Like most people in this world are.

[@Davefld321]

Rev311 Mycrown Doesn’t have to be evil spirits. He could just be influenced by secret government operations to rule over the working class. Like most societies in this world are.

[@ethan9841]

@@Davefld321 Doesn't have to be secret government operations to rule over the working class. It could be herpee spreading throughout the world. Like how everyone has herpee.

[@ChickenMcThiccken]

he on tripolar medicine. that's 3 different people talking

[@AmishMicrowave]

@@ethan9841 Doesn't have to be herpee. He could be starving from lack of income or unfortunate lifestyle choices. Like how most people are starving.

[@Torrenaxe]

Stop it with the hands

[@icositetrachoron7028]

White man imparting knowledge

[@penclaw]

just Redguard things.

[@jupita551]

when u gotta hold a presentation u dont know shit about so u just *pretend*

[@butters-jo2ul]

This is one big brain fuck lol

[@SrBakon666]

Did I heard right? In the summer around christmas time?

[@-Dante71-]

yes lmao

[@G-gnome]

I’ve seen mothers throw their kid in a garbage bag... but never seen the kid sport it like it was clothing. 👏👏👏👏👏

[@kjam87gxp]

This shit is crazy

[@don_peleon]

he drew it in spanish 🤣

[@shadowagents]

Waaaaaay too much Skooma...

[@eternus9208]

LOL WHAT AM I WATCHING

[@stubert94]

crack

[@jamesscott6661]

Urinate but it was really a ten.

[@fluffynuggets1575]

That's girl hey funny , hes got his on page

[@ivyx7346]

whoever wants more of his videos : his yt is girlhefunnyaf44

[@quintfl]

By the way, got any Skooma?

[@Stachelbeeerchen]

So you are saying that your "cold ass room" is hot as fuck? And that your sisters birthday is coming up... Yesterday? Understandable! I once was an adventurer but than a giant animal spawned on top of me. My goats name is greta by the way!

[@thenutorious]

On that shit

[@user-ow4dh4dm2o]

women humor

[@BenjaminGessel]

Oooooookaaaaayyyy... 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@samsule8339]

Lol

[@skepticalzo]

TF is this dude on? Is this real? Either way I can't stop laughing😂😂😂

[@TheMAJIKALNinjaBrett]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@monblancnoland4666]

baarrssss

[@KoltiraMemeweaver]

W h a t

[@koy672]

I wanna subscribe But my subconcious did it for me