Mortal Kombat 11 Custom AI Intros S3E2

[@vernaborg1896]

Kabal and Kung Lao need to have a “breakneck speed” joke interaction

[@tsdZero1993]

Kabal: What makes you think you can beat me? Kung Lao: Go as fast as you like, I can teleport to you. Kabal: Then I guess I'll hit "Breakneck" Speeds. Kung Lao: DOES EVERYONE HAVE ONE!? Kabal: We secretly meet on sundays to practice.

[@vernaborg1896]

@@tsdZero1993 yeah, that’s perfect! Then Kung Lao and Mileena should team up against the “neck joke,” gang

[@sigmacheseman]

oooooh i wonder how many burns will be nexchanged

[@ChamChamRealSmooth]

"I'm holding your neck so you don't get whiplash." "What?" "WHIIIIPLAAAAAAASH"

[@ElephantMariotheRHDNhater3293]

He just did (:

[@justsomeguy6336]

Shao Kahn: There you are! I finally found you Black. Geras: Hasn’t your blindness been healed? How do you confuse me for Erron? Shao Kahn: I know what I said.

[@Taven_]

YO, SHAO 😭

[@TheQuestion2.0]

Geras: Hasn’t your blindness been healed? How do you confuse me for Erron? Shao Kahn: Did you even hear me ni-

[@justsomeguy6336]

@@TheQuestion2.0 Too cringe and obvious.

[@pogggaming4470]

@@TheQuestion2.0and then funny fatality

[@goldonawheelchair6582]

​@glitchon7151 sjao would aboslutely scream the n word

[@insertedgynamehere]

Scorpion: Liu Kang erased me in his new era. Subzero: A timeline without scorpion, wouldn't that be a sight. Scorpion: Ummm, about that. Subzero: You made me scorpion in the next timeline!? Liu Kang: This is about having to wear yellow, isn't it? Subzero: If I can't freeze you to death in this timeline, I'll incinerate you in the next.

[@mirage2753]

This one is really good not going to lie

[@RocketPower95]

Indeed

[@mileslayugan1006]

CJ: your fucking right.

[@-mcpie-6802]

Here's a good one: Cetrion: What is it this time, Raiden? Raiden: I'm here to report damages on my car. Cetrion: Do I look like I work at an insurance comapny?! Raiden, offscreen: That's what Johnny Cage told me.

[@ArtsyAustin]

1:11 "So... no head? Ohhh there it is." that fucking killed me. 😂😂😂

[@dashyt9310]

Mileena: shang tsung snapped my neck in mortal kombat 1 trailer Kung Lao: don't you think about saying it Mileena: welcome to my neck snapped club Kung Lao: oh son of a b-

[@dslai2938]

I think Kenshi should invite MK1 Kitana since she got her eyes gouged out in the MK1 trailer and base game MK11 Shao Kahn because he got blinded by Kitana albeit because of poor writing and ridiculous plot armor to his blindness club.

[@Nothing_happening_here_go_away]

Meh

[@noahblair3020]

Sheeva: what makes you think you can defeat a Shokan?! Sub Zero: I defeated Goro and Kintaro in a 1v2 fight! Sheeva: … okay, you’re good.

[@justsomeguy6336]

Sub-Zero: Hanzo, why are you wearing Reptiles’ clothing? Scorpion (with his green Reptile outfit): I lost a wager to him. Sub-Zero: Wait, where is Reptile? Why isn’t he in the game? Scorpion: He’s playing poker with Ermac, Ferra/Tor, Tanya, Rain, and future Erron Black.

[@jamesedwardladislazerrudo1378]

ROYAL FLUSH!

[@justsomeguy6336]

@@jamesedwardladislazerrudo1378 What the fu-

[@adrianziecik6280]

​@@justsomeguy6336that's a joke on the other channel. But I personally prefer KK on the wheelchair rap

[@vadandrumist1670]

Got a bunch for you along the theme of: Cetrion has to deal with people walking in on the hourglass. Shao Khan: *Walking on skulls.* Cetrion: Did you have to have those laid down beforehand? Shao Khan: It's called 'making an entrance'. You should learn to respect the artform. Cetrion: I will be sure to add your bones to the pile before cleaning up. Frost: *Head is connected to body.* Frost: Thank's for letting me do maintenance in here, Cetrion. Cetrion: You're lucky this was all set up from the first time we upgraded you. Frost: And it's always in pristine condition. Nightwolf: *Hawk flies to his arm.* Cetrion: It's bad enough that you're here, but birds? Nightwolf: Tweety is a noble creature, you should feel honored to be in his presence. Cetrion: Kronika will kill me if he shits anywhere. Nightwolf: *At a campfire.* Nightwolf: I noticed you do not stock any game here. Cetrion: No shit, Nightwolf. Why did you even think it was a good idea to camp here, of all places? Nightwolf: I don't have to justify myself to you. Johnny: *Lifting his trophy.* Cetrion: And why have you chosen to trespass upon this most holy of places? Johnny: I have a busy schedule, thought I could save time on my workouts if I went here. Cetrion: Are you being serious?! I almost feel dirty by association for having to kill a mortal as stupid as you. Sonya: *Drops in turret.* Cetrion: Do you have any idea what it's going to take to repair the hole you just put in the roof? Sonya: I missed the part where that was my problem? Cetrion: It will be once I sue you for damages. Cassie: *Drops in via helicopter.* Cetrion: How did you even fly that thing in here? Cassie: Not really sure but...do you know where we could park? Cetrion: No, now get it out of here before it crashes into something. Damned tourist. Baraka: *Spears lizard.* Baraka: That's the last of them, Cetrion. Now what about my payment? Cetrion: Did you not enjoy eating all the others? Baraka: Don't think I'll let you screw over Tarkatan Pest Control. Jacci: *Doing one-armed push-ups.* Jacci: Johnny was right about this place. The quiet really helps me focus. Cetrion: For the last time: Kronika's Keep is not a fitness center! I will not accept this or any more intrusions! Jacci: Remind me to knock down a star for antagonistic staff in my review. Kano: *Pisses on floor.* Cetrion: Really?! Right in front of the hourglass?! Kano: Sorry sheila, hard to find the bathroom in this place. Cetrion: I don't even know what to say. Good thing Geras is on janitor duty today. Kung Lao: *Meditates then portals into hat.* Kung Lao: Jacci's review was right, this place is great for meditation. Cetrion: Do you know what happened when I found her here? Kung Lao: I might've skipped that part. Erron: *Drops the bag with head rolling.* Cetrion: I will not tolerate littering before the hourglass. Erron: I need the bag for a different head. Yours, actually. Cetrion: By Me, this room is going to smell like a corpse for weeks. D'vorah: *Drops out of cocoon.* Cetrion: This is what I get for pissing off the Pest Control. D'vorah: This one was allowed to metamorphose here by Kronika's generosity. Cetrion: Well I'm still on janitor duty so you'll have to pay for not holding off on hatching tomorrow instead. Cetrion 1: *Walking in creating a bunch of plants.* Cetrion 2: You'll regret making more work for you to clean up. Get out of the keep until you can get your growth under control. Cetrion 1: I was not aware that in the future someone shoves a stick up my ass. Cetrion 2: You're about to learn just who that 'someone' was. Mileena: *Eating a tarkatan.* Mileena: Don't worry about the mess. Once I'm finished there won't be a scrap left. Cetrion: That is beside the point, you just killed the TPC's accountant now I'll never win back their trust. Mileena: Then I'm doing you a favor. Those con artists are better off enemies than friends.

[@pogggaming4470]

Millennia is racist in the last line (It be funny if Baraka appears and says “what did you say!?” And then does a fatality on millennia)

[@MrRolyat98]

These have become my new favorite guilty pleasure. Too funny. Hope they start doing injustice 2 next.

[@brandonmyers5448]

Same here I love them

[@peytonreed937]

Yeah especially if we get the prime versions of the regime assholes.

[@tsdZero1993]

Joker: So how is it that Kombat can have broken bones an shattered spines but be totally fine the next day? Scorpion: Unless Daddy Boon says so, no one truly dies here. Joker: All of the fun with all of the mess and no cleanup afterwards!? I love it here!

[@chrislaurent1137]

Robocop: Are you the owner of Sub-Zero’s Non Melting Ice-cream? Sub-Zero: That is correct! Robocop: For product liability, negligence, and 6 counts of attempted murder, you are under arrest Sub-Zero: wait WHAT?!? *cuts to Robocop arresting Sub-Zero and slamming his head on the police car*

[@Neal_21]

Retry intro Kabal: I'm the fastest man alive. Cage: That's why you can't get a girlfriend. Kabal: You son of a Bi-

[@robertcurley8406]

Johnny Cage: ok, random trivia question, there are only three countries in the world that begin with the letter F, what are they? Jacqui Briggs: uh, France 🇫🇷, Finland 🇫🇮, and… wait a second! Johnny Cage: That’s right, it’s Fiji 🇫🇯 [Jacqui Briggs off screen: God Dammit Mr Cage!]

[@frankthepeacraider4395]

The first one is some random girls doing the same thing on Twitter lol

[@johncraft7329]

Meleena: I Better not see you in the New Era! Devorah: Its only a matter of time Meleena. Meleena: Then it will be on sight B!

[@noahblair3020]

Rambo: so they got Sylvester Stallone to voice me but they couldn’t afford Arnold Schwarzenegger? Terminator: Correct. Rambo: goes to show who’s the better man.

[@mileslayugan1006]

Cj and sweet: your god damn right

[@noahblair3020]

Robocop: the future blows, it’s unavoidable. Terminator: the warrior of the next millennium is the machine. Robocop: then I guess it’s time for a death battle…

[@mortalkonquest2948]

W

[@TeamMeunierYT]

Alright, that's a good one right there.

[@noahblair3020]

@@TeamMeunierYT Thank you!

[@noahblair3020]

Raiden: what do you have that I don’t have?! Fujin: interesting power? A personality that is not at all like sanding paper? Raiden: jerk!

[@wingedbluj1674]

Sindel: I heard my counterpart killed you in your timeline... Grandmaster Kuai Liang: Only through Nightwolf's sacrifice did she fall. Sindel: I shall prepare you to finish her.

[@pedrof8428]

Raiden: Who's that skull from? Sub-Zero (with skull in his hand intro): From the motherfucker that beat me in Smash. Raiden: So that's why I haven't heard from Liu Kang

[@Kronos-110]

You should do a vid where whenever someone asks raiden a question he says he must consult with the elder gods, leaves, and comes back to answer that question

[@LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME]

1:55 probably not intentional, or maybe it is, but I like how the last frame of Terminator's reversed intro is a soda cup and in the next frame Cassie is sipping from one.

[@LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME]

3:08 *Perfection.*

[@thomas-thomas-]

Johny: KHAAAAAAAAAAN Shao Kahn: I told you before it is Kahn not Khan Johnny: what's the difference

[@NoelJohnCarlo]

Scorpion: Quan Chi?! Impossible, I thought you were dead. Kabal (Quan Chi): Long time no see, Hanzo Hasashi. Scorpion: I have killed you once, and I'm going to do it again!

[@noahblair3020]

Cassie Cage: remember when you did that “Here’s Johnny” thing back in MKX? Johnny Cage: yeah, why ya ask?- *Cassie does her “I

[@Pippa_McConnell]

3:29 Finally Kung Lao gets to dunk on someone ❤❤❤

[@justinelledge326]

2:03 That one took me a second.

[@ocramknight]

I'm so proud of Kung Lao finally getting to roast someone! 😂

[@jamesedwardladislazerrudo1378]

Neck jokes are superior But arms jokes are better

[@AdrianHernandez-mu8cm]

Sindel: “You will pay for Mileena, D’vorah.” D’vorah: “Why do you care if she lived or died?” Sindel: “Because whether or not I birthed her, she was still my daughter by blood!”

[@fatalwaffle1715]

Sub Zero: Why did you make me Scorpion in the next timeline? Fire God Liu Kang: Because NRS told me to. Sub Zero: I'm going to have words with them.

[@davidvaldezjr5546]

Frost: "And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, & you are sad that you have no friends."

[@lilikbelly3804]

Johnny: Hey!!

[@kicker19539]

Kung Lao: I’ve heard you’ve started a KZbin channel in another timeline. Baraka: So what earthrealmer? Kung Lao: teach me how to voice multiple people in one video.

[@noahblair3020]

Cassie Cage: really? Your name is NOOB Saibot? Noob Saibot: if you’d like, you could call me “Tobias Boon” instead. Cassie Cage: yeah, I’ll stick with Noob.

[@noahblair3020]

Sonya Blade: why the hell do people think my voice actress does a bad job?! Dimitri Vegas: I hAvE nO iDeA, sOnYa BlAdE! Sonya blade: ya see?! THAT’S a bad voice actor!

[@YasashiNoKage]

Hold on which one? Rhonda Rousey, or the one from the MK 1995 movie?

[@noahblair3020]

@@YasashiNoKage Rhonda rousey, because people think she did a bad job voicing Sonya. Though the 1995 Sonya can replace Dimitri Vegas for this intro!

[@dylansharp8471]

@@noahblair3020 Why?

[@noahblair3020]

@@dylansharp8471 Because I think Bridgette Wilson did a bad job voicing the movie version of Sonya for MK11!

[@Kfox0963]

The Johnny Cage V Frost intro was pure perfection

[@TylerYoshi]

Liu Kang: "I was thinking we could play a more co-operative video game." Raiden: "That sounds much more relaxing than Super Smash Brothers." Liu Kang: "It seems I will be the teacher this time, Lord Raiden." Feel free to expand on what game they'd be playing, hijinks may ensue.

[@I_m_p_r_e_z_a]

War Thunder which eventually leads to Raiden leaking classified documents to make his favorite vehicles stronger( but he has skill issue which made him do it in the first place)

[@TylerYoshi]

@@I_m_p_r_e_z_a Good lord, I was thinking something like Minecraft or Fortnite, not Raiden commiting actual federal crimes, lol.

[@I_m_p_r_e_z_a]

@@TylerYoshiwell he did literally everything to beat Liu Kang in Smash so its not too farfetched when you think about it

[@Trench_Thumb]

Overcooked. Need I say more? 😂

[@ssj4jason737]

They'd play Portal 2

[@noahblair3020]

Shao Kahn: i killed Kung Lao right after he defeated Shang Tsung, Quan Chi, AND Kintaro! Sindel: i killed Kabal, Kurtis Stryker, Sub-Zero, Jax Briggs, Smoke, Jade, AND Kitana without breaking a sweat~ Shao Kahn: … okay, you’re worse…

[@mackback319]

3:58 hey look i made it in :)

[@noahblair3020]

Robocop: i do not have blood for you to control. Skarlet: what about the blood in your head? Robocop: … damn it.

[@noahblair3020]

@@stevenkurtz2730 Actually, if you use Shang tsung’s “condemned to the damned” fatality on robocop, you’ll see that his face actually has red blood in it!

[@xXDeiviDXx]

Kollector would be the kind of guy that pays for R34 commissions

[@lordpenn]

Okay, now there needs to be one where Sonya finds out about Cassie's OnlyFans.

[@amike151]

Cassie: Come me, Mom. Please, give me back my phone. Sonya: Not until you promise to delete your OnlyFans. Cassie: I’m not a kid anymore! Sonya: Earlier you tried to convince me with the puppy eyes. Cassie: Everyone loves the puppy eyes! Johnny: Calm down, Cassie. Just breath. Cassie:[panting] Dad, I can’t take it anymore! That phone meant everything to me! I don’t even know what to do with my hands! I miss texting! I miss take selfies! I miss KZbin! I miss TikTok! I miss Instagram! I miss Twitter! (Continues in the background) Johnny: Oh, you poor thing. You’ve gone crazy. I should really get you to unplug more. Sonya: Feeling better, Cassie? Cassie: Yes, Mom. And I promise to delete my OnlyFans. Sonya: That’s my girl. Don’t keep secrets from me or dad in the future, okay?

[@dinobotsludge4646]

3:37 kung lao revenge joke😂

[@___-io7fy]

Raiden: By the elder Gods! Stop right there you criminal scum! Kano: That was only an apple! Raiden: Then pay with your blood!

[@Yata544]

Robocop : STOP RIGHT THERE, YOU CRIMINAL SCUM! Kano : UGH, what is it this time? Robocop : YOU VIOLATED MY MOTHER Kano : I what M8?

[@Pippa_McConnell]

2:22 Erron is a gamer too

[@nicroman2000]

Cassie: Played to much Bloodborne lately, Skarlet? Skarlet: "We are born of the blood, made men by the blood, undone by the blood." Cassie: "...Fear the old blood." Yeah, I guess that checks out.

[@Whispicous]

1:18 Wow that Siri reference 😂

[@thomasboland540]

Raiden: Ah, Avdol! There you are. And it looks like the Speedwagon Foundation got your arm situation fixed as well. Jax: Who the _fuck_ is Avdol? Raiden: _uncomfortably long pause_ Sorry. Wrong timeline.

[@Yata544]

Fire God : Forget about this Kung Lao, he never like you in THAT way Liu Kang (34th) : YOU'RE LYING!! HE IS MY ONE TRUE LOVE Fire God : even as your variant, you know the truth Kitana : so you really slept with Liu Kang? How did it go? Kitana : that asshole leave me for another earthrealmer woman Kitana : ha!, I told you Frost : You got guts for insulting me Cassie : at least your name isn't Swedish Frost : now I'm curious who are you talking about

[@Shadowprime547]

Jonny: do you know Sonya will kill me Cassie: that’s the point dad Jonny: you son of a b-

[@swords1092]

Terminator: I'm an EX-Terminator D'vorah: (laugh) How do you lose your job as a terminator? Terminator: I don't think you understand. (Cut to terminator brutality on d'vorah)

[@noahblair3020]

Sheeva: English please, cage? Johnny cage: is sheeva the diva not a believa’?~ Sheeva: sheeva will cleave-a you in half before you can leave-a…

[@noahblair3020]

Cetrion: you know, our voice actors are married. Baraka: does that mean that we are- Cetrion: WHAT THE?! EW! NO!

[@ItsYoGirlAustralia]

1:03 this is funny oh my god 1:11 AYO PAUSE JOHNNY CAGE 🤣

[@YasashiNoKage]

Raiden: So, thanks to you, the greatest protector of your Earth turned into a mad dictator! Joker: Ha ha ha ha, that was one Hell of a Killing Joke! Raiden: Once I finish you, I'll put an end to The Regime for good

[@heylookitsnobody7488]

Sub-zero: Batman, is that you? Noob in the Batman who laughs skin: (laughs) I’ve had a bit of a make over since last we met. Sub-zero: For the sake of the realms, you must die dark knight. Raiden: By the elder gods, Batman?! Noob: (laughs) surprised to see me raiden? Raiden: This perversion of you must end here Scorpion: Even with your new attire, I remember you Batman. Noob: And I remember your rage burning brighter (laughs) Scorpion: I shall free you from your curse as I have mine.

[@I_m_p_r_e_z_a]

A Transformers reference perhaps? Kitana: Who disrupts my coronation!? Shao Kahn: Coronation Kitana? This is bad comedy. Kitana: Shao Kahn? Is that you? Shao Kahn: Heres a hint. some random brutality/fatality of your choosing

[@misterkeys2893]

"So, no head?.... Oh there it is."

[@uh9522]

Jugment Mortal Kombat: MK 11 Ver Select screen: Announcer: "Liu Kang" Liu Kang: Alright, i'm up! Kano: Yeah, Liu Kang gets picked for another martial arts fight, surprise o' the century right there... Scorpion & Sub-zero: *Laughs* Liu Kang: Excuse me? Sub-zero: Kano said you only got pick because you're... uh, well... you know... Past Johnny cage: Cuz you're chinese bro! Kano: C'mon Everyone: Whoa, man! That's WAY too forward! Past Johnny cage: Oh, we were all thinking it, i'm just being real! That's how Johnny C do, ok? That's how Johnny C do! Liu Kang: Guys, that's ridiculous Scorpion: Johnny has a point dude, i mean... why wasn't i picked? Liu Kang: Because you're spawed in Hell! Scorpion: Oh, I guess if I werespawned in *Beijin* I'd be the one taking on Shang Tsung. Liu Kang: No, that's... Raiden, back me up! Raiden: Wow man, wow. So, just because i look chinese, i'm like, what? You@xre kung fu brother? Raiden (Imitating Chinese Voice): "OH, ME RIKY FIGHT WITH YOU, OH! HIYA, HIYA! Raiden: You disgust me! Liu Kang: You know what: You're racist for thinking that i'm racist! Sub-zero: That dosen't make sense Liu Kang: UP YOU'RE KUAI LIANG YOU CHINESE SON OF A... Oh, my god... i didn't mean to say that Kano: What the fuck might Scorpion: Back off, man! He was my equal! Everyone: *Yells at Liu Kang* Kano: Shhh! Guys, the cursor is moving again! Announcer: "Sonya Blade" Past Sonya Blade: I will defend earth at all cost Past Johnny cage: Uh, Woman shouldn't be allowed to fight Present Sonya Blade: What the fuck Cage! Cassie cage: What the fuck dad! Kitana, Mileena, Jade, Skarlet, Sindel, Sheeva, Frost, Cetrion,& Jacqie briggs: *Yells at Johnny Cage* D'Vorah: This one is sexism! Everyone: *Yells at Johnny cage* Present Johnny cage: Don't talk to my wife like that! Past Johnny cage: THAT' HOW JOHNNY C DO! THAT'A HOW JOHNNY C DO! THE END

[@demod2080]

Terminator: I've learned to tell jokes. Want to hear one? Subzero: This better be good Terminator: What killed the dinosaurs Subzero: The ice a-? Terminator: *kills Subzero* Me

[@yugiohgames104]

Another good one for you unless if u want it. Skarlet: Yo Rain, u wanna try a new drink? Rain: Is it holy water Skarlet? Skarlet: No its not. Its a Bloody Mary

[@SuperDead82]

Baraka: i have found a movie i enjoy earthrealmer Johnny: reaaaalllly? and what might that be? Baraka: FACE OFF! *rip johnny face off*

[@ZenKrio]

Kano: "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue..." Sonya or Cassie: "When did you become a poet Kano?" Kano: "Get on yer knees... You know what to do..."

[@i_ate_Bulbusaur]

Sonia:you have a onlyfans Cassie:yes mom Sonia:for how long

[@Andrewzilla-1954]

Raiden: So there is a timeline where I am a beggar? Geras: You get shouted at by a mad man who hordes nothing but Cheese Wheels. Raiden: By the Elder Scrolls! Geras: Wait wha-

[@Trench_Thumb]

Clever 😂

[@noahblair3020]

Jax: ya know, Stryker took kintaro down. Sheeva: is that so? Stryker must have been very powerful. Jax: either that or the Shokan are weak as hell. Sheeva (offscreen): YOU SON OF A BI-

[@xingtheevil363]

Raiden: Who are you? Dark Raiden: The one who rebelled against the Elder Gods' Principles. Raiden: Begone, imposter! Dark Raiden: At least I didn't lost to Liu Kang at Super Smash Brothers. Raiden: WHY, YOU MOTHERFU-

[@noahblair3020]

Raiden: why is it we sound similar? Joker: I must consult with the Epcar god! Raiden: what the hell is an Epcar god?!

[@YasashiNoKage]

Ligma Balls

[@Spedatr0n]

1:42 AYYYY THANKS!!

[@EvilpowerWarrior]

kung lao: so how does it feels mileena Mileena: how does it feels what ? kung lao:that shang shu snap your neck in the new timeline trailer Mileena: wait what the Fuck Kung lao: wellcome to the club B

[@bobono]

johnny: so tex, ever heard of a place called "ram ranch"? erron: damn skippy, who do you think the 18th naked cowboy in the shower was? johnny: holy shit...

[@noahblair3020]

Sheeva: what could possibly think you could defeat me?! Kollector: you have four arms, I have six! Sheeva: yet you can’t use two of them because you’re too cheap to buy a backpack! Kollector (offscreen): YOU SON OF A BI-

[@Mr_Magolor]

Kano: I'm still offerin' that special Krypto Kollector: For the last time, I am not interested in Kromer! Kano: Don't you wanna be a Big Shot, mate? Additionally, Noob: Don't say it Scorpion: So you were indeed vulnerable to death Noob: For Fuck's sake Hanzo...

[@XurenChao]

Frost is a frickin savage in these intros.

[@Melkwegkat]

Terminator V Baraka “What do cage teach you to call me?” “An ugly mother fucker” “Wait, Didn’t we do this already?”

[@ellibod1]

Cassie Cage vs Baraka: Cassie Cage: sooo… what happened to Reptile? Baraka: I ate him.. with some jellybeans and a nice 7up Cassie Cage: When did you start doing product placement?

[@dablazingbryan5559]

Terminator: “Edenian. Who is Earth’s Champion in this time line?” Kitana: “That would be the great Kung Lao.” Terminator: “Shit. I went too far back.”

[@alextriplett9414]

Shoa Kahn- remember when Bane broke Batman’s back Kotal Kahn- No I do not. Shoa Kahn well here a reenactment Shoa Kahn then breaks Kotal Back

[@Kweequ]

Kano: You're the worst character in the entire bloody roster, Fujin. Fujin: Nice argument, Kano. Why don't you back it up with a source? Kano: The source is that I made it the fuck up.

[@joshuaspaulding1754]

Feels like Kano wanted to get back at Fujin for that Hsu Hao comment

[@Freddyfazbendy5901]

Request. Kollector: lamp oil, rope, bombs, you want it, it’s your’s, as long as you have enough cash. Cassie Cage: I know that game, but I don’t have enough money for all that. Kollector: sorry, I don’t give credit, come back when you’re a little richer.

[@thunderstudent]

Dark Raiden: You can't trust Kronika, Liu Kang! Revenant Liu Kang: She promised me a world without you. Dark Raiden: Idiot, that would cause you and Kitana to die before you even meet! Revenant Liu Kang: Then what do you suggest?! Dark Raiden: That we along with the other Revenants, Bi-Han and Scorpion, kill her and fix this shit ourselves! Revenant Liu Kang: That's- not a bad idea actually! I'm in! {Some time later} Cedrion: An evil version of you has just rallied the Revenants, Scorpion and Noob Saibot against mother! Raiden: Sounds like a you problem, traitor! Cedrion: Are you seriously not going to stop them?! Raiden: They couldn't do worse than Kronika has!

[@cheoplays6477]

Johnny: I bet I'm worth millions of bucks Kollector: You're worth quarter a gold coin Johnny: You're talking about my sunglasses right?

[@ClericOfPholtus]

Always going to love that Kung Lao teleport into his hat

[@malachijohnson3100]

0:15 NANNIIIII

[@michaelfinklea9295]

Frost had an amazing comeback, yet it took a very long while for it to happen💀

[@Trench_Thumb]

Well, I'm happy I made it in, and your modification made it better 😂

[@shisho_sos8093]

Cassie:"Sam Wilson would be the Best Captain America." Jacque:"Bullshit! Steve Rogers is the only Captain America!" Cassie:"Oh it's on Bitch!"

[@deathsoul2478]

Cassie: Since when you and Tanya fell in love? Mileena: Since we made love with each other. Cassie: Ugh, now there's an image I wish to forget. (Off-Screen) Mileena: I have photos of me and Tanya making out. Cassie: Oh god, please don't...

[@because_raisins]

(Normal Baraka uses lizard intro) Killer Croc Baraka: “What the fuck?!” Normal Baraka: “what? What happened?” Killer Croc Baraka: “you just killed my son!”

[@Nickeynickey4]

Revenant Kung Lao: Hey, don't forget that YOU didn't also lose your virginity. kzbin.infoUgkxO7qtmHG8sjX78DFJYpPoyl2SB2TV7I7S Revenant Liu Kang: HAH. Who says i didn't already. Revenant Kung Lao: What? Are you serious? Revenant Liu Kang: (offscreen): Yes

[@DondonII]

Kotal: How did it feel kissing D'vorrah? Mileena: How did it feel having your back blown out by my father? Kotal: Don't be a dick

[@100merijung]

This time the terminator didn't sound like terminator

[@haruhihirano2633]

Man mine still didnt got in. But hey i love that expendables reference and those that always end w an uppercut brutality lol

[@reubensemmanuel5926]

We need story with AI! Please!

[@NoBody-qs7op]

“So no head? Oh there it is” bro that’s funnier than anything johnny has ever said in canon

[@artisticsolarninja]

Johnny: Hey Arnold. You gotta pay for throw at me with a rotten Tomato. T800: what are you talking about. I don't remember throwing something at you. Johnny: don't lie. You were at the oscar where i delivered a speech and you boo at me. Reference to his mk4 ending

[@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917]

This episode give me some surprised appearance from Rambo (who barely appeared), Movie Johnny Cage and Bi-han Sub zero

[@HRPNX-vl4uu]

Lol I hope you remember my request about Fire God Liu Kang and Cetrion.

[@ChrisNa-fi7ky]

I have a suggestion: *Cetrion* : Why am I not in Mortal Kombat 1? *Liu Kang* ( _with his Fire God skin_ ): B¡tch, you killed the Elder Gods. *Cetrion* : You didn't bring them back either, I did you a favor!