Off Days: Bad

[@sludgehub]

Geoffs got into alcoholism pretty quickly since he had his first drink at the weekend and is now 'pining for a pint'

[@SightlessSenshi]

Bad Reilly is now my new favorite character.

[@GentleJuan]

Yes, just yes!

[@theopenmouth9695]

@Justin Y not? how dare you

[@NDJunction]

idk thats pretty baaaaad of you. are you not living life to the fullest?

[@natureboy904]

Don't just say, ''It's BAD.''

[@AndrewPonti]

[@TheeFungUsAmongUs]

In Jake's voice

[@logancox6548]

What is it about one almond that's just... perfect?

[@lukabell4607]

@@logancox6548 nothing it's bad

[@gbird.]

Luka Bell dont just say ITS BAD

[@AwesomeLorenzoBros]

I picture Amir saying "its bad" in Jake's voice from One Almond.

[@danspitalnik]

Don't just say...'it's bad'.

[@matthewberman6815]

How many almonds would you say...is the perfect amount?

[@spooky-nr4pl]

@@matthewberman6815 google dot com

[@AwesomeLorenzoBros]

Matthew Berman: I don't know, two dozen.

[@superanimeniac]

onealmond.com is actually a real website. It's amir holding a peanut or something

[@TriforceTK]

Bad Reilly? Nah. Bad you.

[@markkittel44]

This is the best comment on KZbin.

[@jesuisahmedn]

2:20 lmao she's trying to put on sunglasses as fast as amir BUT SHE'LL NEVER BE THAT FAST!

[@Azrage]

JeSuisAhmed Not unless she steals Geoff’s ability to edit on the go.

[@brian3634]

A Tr LORE IMPLICATIONS!

[@Camtrain1989]

Rumor has it not even Ashmear is that fast anymore...!

[@mmtigan]

@@brian3634 What if she is Amir's mom!

[@ILVGwebmaster]

It's uncanny how easily Headgum's crew gets into the performance cadence of Jake and Amir.

[@billshank9895]

Reilly’s got the chops. Acting or otherwise.

[@FilterBySubgenre]

Reilly is climbing the ladder, soon she'll be the main character.

[@hypster814]

Still blows my mind that we are the same age. He's like twice my size. Volume wise, of jorts

[@kamrankhandevil]

How old is he?

[@Hossyboy420]

@@kamrankhandevil he said in last week's video he was 20

[@smokejc]

He works out, of jorts.

[@chilldude30]

I'm 23 but Geoff could beat me up and piss on my jeans and people would thing I'm the teenager

[@fatymah1138]

Thelema i swear youve been commenting on jake and amir stuff for ages, actually admirable

[@coreyperdue37]

Geoff : "i tried alcohol for the first time a few days ago" Also Geoff : "I've always been a vegas guy"

[@pietrocasella2195]

every goddamn video since last june has been absolute gold

[@NotMac]

Like the gold flakes they put on chocolate cake?

[@pietrocasella2195]

nah man, straight up gold bars

[@QuillsOnWheels]

A little Bad with this massive lad makes the ladies go MAD

[@AndrewPonti]

I WENT TO VEGAS WITH MY AUNT AND DIDN'T TIP A WAITER. On the fourth hardest night to get in.

[@darmam0o]

Not including the weekends.

[@riverw4721]

KZbin started showing this channel to me during my J+A binge and I'm relieved that it's good.

[@Jon-rs7jb]

Reilly finally turned. Those divas

[@cb33]

it's like everyone in their office is taking turns being Amir

[@henryjeffers4979]

It's like everyone in the comment section is taking turns writing this exact comment.

[@cb33]

The Person Called Me perhaps for good reason...

[@rajats25]

@cbaskauskas Not really. It's just the crazy guy - straight guy trope. Not all antagonist type characters are the same. For example, Amir rhymed a lot and Reilly doesn't. Reilly is normal most of the time but has "different" insecurities (browno episode) and doesn't understand that being bad means being indulgent. Similarly, Jake was not playing Amir but his insecurity about fashion made him the antagonist in some episodes.

[@cb33]

argent nah

[@Dr.GuglioTepTep]

argent, yeah im with cbuakauskacos. Headgum sketches are so often just a variation of Amir impressions. I can't find the words to explain why but I feel it whenever i watch these. They need some fresh energy from somewhere.

[@trevorfraley1744]

Please continue this with them actually in vegas with gold bars

[@SaruNinja]

these videos are so great hahaha....the little nuanced/well-timed things are what get me; like the "we'd leave hungry..." and the "sure, yeah, ok, maybe, and then..." and geoff's expression at 1:07 and reilly's "yeahhh" at 2:08. so good~ :,)

[@TBoneHEMA]

Reilly is so talented. Reilly and Geoff. I wish people like this got more attention in the comedy world!

[@neutrinocoffee1151]

One of the best HeadGum videos ever

[@ILVGwebmaster]

Like Jake and Amir feels like Shakespeare in the way they've developed a strange pigin vernacular, their verbage is so precisely strange and engaging that it is instantly recognizable and iconic

[@justinz9225]

I can't believe Geoff just tried alcohol for the first time last weekend, and he's already been pining for a pint of beer. And he's suddenly really into the champagne idea.

[@battleandjams]

I'll be honest I'm down for bad Reilly. She may be a diva roach but she's our diva roach damn it. More Reilly or we riot

[@gabrielvillanueva4651]

ok i just love reilly and geoffs acting theyre amazing. Id like to see a sketch where both switch the psycho attitude trying to outcrazy the other while the other puts him/her down, like a pin pong psycho.

[@johnnyzuidema3795]

Geoffrey was hilarious at the beginning of this😂😂😂

[@RobbyFireTV]

This is definitely the BEST Reilly episode I've seen! Such a good addition to the crew!

[@chris_1988]

The time has finally come for Reilly to take the torch (for a week). Brava, brava!

[@Reticentwatcher]

This has been my favourite video that I could understand. Please don't stop these.

[@justinstuckey3734]

I like how the first few seconds make you think Geoff is the *weird one* and then it ends up being Reilly

[@donotworried]

This is brilliant

[@JamScamly]

this is one of my favorite sketches ever

[@valse8]

So far I've absolutely loved every sketch Reilly has been in!

[@DannyBellTheAuthor]

There's still good left in you, Darth Reilly.

[@mollywkuk]

I have never laughed so hard at a HeadGum video. The banter was perfect. Flawless. 👌🏻

[@juandiegoprado]

Reilly is such a diva roach.

[@legoindy111]

excuuused

[@PolskiProdigy]

@@legoindy111 excoos u?

[@kushmnit]

no. exsqueeze you?

[@relic6457]

Tool box etrordinar

[@jackrust5374]

Possibly my favorite HeadGum Short thus far

[@BoogieBoogsForever]

One of the best yet!!!

[@captainchaos5705]

"I shifted gears and it shifted my perspective" is honestly a great line

[@jackula56]

Best video they've ever made on Headgum

[@COYG19]

I think I’m in love with Reilly

[@CpttCanada]

I love this girl she is awesome!

[@Primitiveimage]

this is the best one in a while

[@PogieJoe]

I love these two legends.

[@liamreis9734]

Maybe the best one yet!!!

[@BoilerRoc2002]

The sun never sets on a badass Reilly!!!!

[@super.brunch]

This was one of my favorites

[@b.water.my.friend]

best sketch in a LONGGGG time

[@J0ECrow]

Best one in a long time.

[@brockb6942]

I shifted my gears then it shifted my tears.... I’m sad

[@kofe87]

I shifted my gears and it shifted my perspective!

[@JamesTaylor-eu7yc]

I just love how you can tell they are almost about to laugh at any moment, it makes it so much funnier

[@twitchtwitch48]

The micro expression Geoff makes when she says "I wanna be BAD, Geoff." Is the best thing ever

[@brucewayne2184]

0:14 how'd you put those on so fast?

[@colbylogan2323]

I got into a car accident, at an intersection!

[@AndrewPonti]

ON A TUESDAY!

[@darmam0o]

The fourth hardest day to get into a car accident!

[@joshxkerrigan]

I LOVE THIS REILLY

[@toastweek3745]

Amazing.

[@Like34ninjas]

I love how geoff starts pulling back.

[@wszolcio]

This is gold!

[@JuanHernandez-fl7ti]

Geoff and Riley are the new Jake and Amir, fucking love it

[@hadracTheImmortal]

These keep getting better lmao

[@EpicBlooFox]

this is really rreally good

[@aidanmerris2653]

Reilly is so good at being calm & casual

[@oheymario]

I lah her I lah her I ... LAHHHH HURRRR

[@Qdog145]

do ya got any money homeless mickey? no mickey well okay lemme give you some mickey lemme just reach in my pocket OH there's a million dollars in there mickey but none for u ya bum

[@aminsiddiqui7552]

Vastly underrated comment

[@gc5806]

Qdog145 that would be the first draft of gold, here is what I believe would be the finished product: Interior: I don’t give a flamin fart Amir: Mickey my friend.. Jake: Hang up, Mickey, It’s a prank Mickey Amir: Mickey I have a solid gold win-win get rich quick scheme, or @wet bitch thick cream” if you will- Jake *whispers*: I. Absolutely won’t- Amir: Do you want money Mickey? Cold, liquid, hard, hot, solid cash Mickey?!!! Jake: First of all, he knows his name. Stop yelling it like he’s a 5 year old. Secondly, how are you always this wrong. You described money as both hot and cold. *They both stare at each other like the other one has an explanation to give* You need to learn what words mean, man because at this point, you’re better off dead, really. *For a second Amir seems to be deeply moved and saddened, before switching mood instantly back to the topic at hand* Amir: Oh you do want the cheddar Mickey do you? Well Mickey, step out of your little cardboard box Mickey, Go outside Mickey and look to your left Mickey. I’m waving a million big ones in my right palm Mickey, can you see me Mickey? *Meanwhile Jake has his head in his hands and is softly banging his head on his desk* Amir: Oh what’s that Mickey, you don’t see me? Do you know why Mickey? It’s because I’m not there Mickey. You flew too close to the Sun Mickey, and now you have been left with this-this-this-this-this- fucking riddle Mickey. Oh your box is gone from under the bridge, Mickey. Talk to Minnie, Mickey. Take your broken dreams, and trike it over to hamburger, Mickey. And when you get there Mickey, I want you to roll those dreams up so tight even my dad couldn’t unravel them Mickey- Jake: Jesus I’m sad for you- Amir: And do you know what I want you to do with them Mickey?- Jake: No- Amir: You can sho- Jake *almost inaudibly*: -shove it up his ass Amir: YOU CAN SHOVE IT UP YOUR GODDAM ASS MICKEY! Scene

[@Qdog145]

Oh my God... That was beautiful.

[@PayneInTha]

I’m sending every meal back today!

[@CpttCanada]

Lmao I love HeadGum!

[@Slycooper2456]

Bad Reily is awesome!

[@MrStanislavski123]

Can’t hardly wait for the 2nd season of “Lonely and Reilly” in 10 years time

[@mjj9377]

nice sweatershirt! meganbatoon represent !

[@TranswarpXL]

Ok Geoff I see you rocking the Megan Batoon 'Hardpass' hoodie....

[@robertknetsch2715]

Reilly is totally taking over ❤️

[@d-dub-m]

I love her

[@wowzers1237____]

We can go to the vegas strip? Exactly dice

[@utterlyj1277]

Is this the first time we've seen Reilly go bad? It's pretty fun.

[@chriss4855]

this video was better than good. it was bad

[@Scroobis]

these are underrated

[@Winteramen]

“...leave the car on neutral, because we're gonna be baaad” That is seriously so dangerous and bad, my lord...

[@slowestjabroni]

who knew she'd become james corden!

[@jasonlevick1570]

yes dude!!

[@NotMac]

Reilly is a treasure

[@linusolsson474]

Really should have handheld cameras

[@kipkipful]

really good comprende

[@postingwhateveriwant]

This is friend coach wit Ben Schwartz all over again, and I love it.

[@justinz9225]

Reilly is the beeeest character.

[@billytaj7708]

I think that coy diva Jon Wolfe had some input in this with his slow con.

[@mitchellquong]

Just coming back to say this was the video that convinced me that Geoff and Reilly are actually a better duo than J & A themselves. Also "Pining for a pint" has to be one of the most underrated jokes of all time.

[@daverehulka]

Love these two

[@smokejc]

Riley's lines and delivery are fucking gold.

[@khawariqbal2659]

shes good.

[@fjollamopar]

More Reilly femme fatale!

[@AvengeUchiha]

Reilly is so talented it's ridonkeys

[@the-boring-car-guy]

"Let's give a waitress a hard time". That has amir written all over it

[@tarrenl4068]

I love this one and Geoffrey is charming.

[@yeahboix3709]

And you’re gonna be my best friend on LinkedIn

[@SkateOrDie666]

i don't think there's a setting for that

[@tylerdrama]

You can have twoooo best friends on LinkedIn, c’mon meer-meers

[@nora_adora]

yea I get it. Been there

[@sjturner15]

reilly is the cutest person on earth

[@ExtremeUltimo]

30 seconds in and I already hate this day more than I've hated any day I've ever experienced

[@Avatarodin]

"You're hurting me!" "Oh okayyyyyyy"

[@hailenders]

lmfao her voice at the end

[@Dradeeus]

"You know when you order a ton of food, then send it back, then leave?" "......... >>"