Off Days: Fortune Teller

Reilly brings a fortune teller in to HeadGum girls night in! AHHHHH--
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Musical assets sampled from the album "Richie" by Outasight.

[@ralleks]

''citing Marty's overexcitements as the SOLE REASON.'' xD

[@jackcr2477]

I love that Amir and Marty both picked 3 Purple and got wildly different fortunes. That's the magic of the bish!

[@rnjbond]

Swamp front living seems like the best place for Geoffrey to model his jants

[@TheTheDoctor007]

He'll die before they take off, though.

[@likestxrscream]

they should do an episode where between scenes it subtlety cuts between Marty and Jake. bet no one would notice

[@HMS-Pogue]

those that would notice would lose their shit 😂

[@lard3man]

that wasn't Jake?

[@jefftheworld]

They do that all the time.

[@ngossett75]

Bungalow on the swamp front? How about bungaNO on the stomped blunt

[@akulahirpada1993]

Bad

[@cherryslat5702]

oof not quite buddy

[@Adamantbby]

My favorite part is how marty and amir said the same number and color

[@AwesomeLorenzoBros]

The "sole reason" made me laugh so hard at the end LOL.

[@user-og7qq5zy8p]

completely unrelated but nothing sparks more joy in me than seeing a pure, wholesome, girly sleepover complete with blankets and fortune tellers, even if its conducted by 1 grown woman and 3 grown men

[@Gunsforbuns]

Been rewatching old Jake and Amir videos for the past like week for the 5th or 6th time, really do love the type of comedy that you guys bring to the table, to say i was sad after the final episode is an understatement, and to say i was worried that things wouldnt be the same on Headgum worried me even more so. But you guys still nail the humour, and have found people that add to what you had. Just wanted to say thanks,, been a massive, massive fan since the collegehumour days, youre the channel that has without a doubt given me the most laughs, especially with the amount of times ive rewatched your older videos. So yea, thanks for the laughs, love what you guys do Love, one of your biggest fans

[@weezact7]

You've got to be the first self-proclaimed J&A fan I've seen to leave a comment that they feel the HG shorts are on par (or better than) the original J&A. I always figured, statistically, there must be SOMEONE who felt that way despite the comments I've read. So, ty for providing empirical evidence that they exist, lol.

[@JoshMarshain]

@@weezact7 I feel the exact same and also have been rewatching J&A the past few weeks, been following them since the second ever Ace & Jocelyn and haven't looked back

[@weezact7]

@@JoshMarshain Oh. I didn't mean I agreed with Zed. I just meant that I hadn't heard someone voice that opinion before. I respect it, but I don't share it. I like the Headgum shorts, for sure, but I don't feel like they capture the same energy the J&A series did. To me it feels like a "tribute band" sort of situation. Like, I understand that Jake and Amir are involved in them (probably pretty heavily), but they feel like some J&A fans trying their best to make new J&A (but with different characters for legal reasons). I feel like Jake and Amir aren't as invested in this series as their original one and the other actors are hired, but not especially passionate about the gig. But that's just my take on it.

[@Gunsforbuns]

Ok, let me put it this way, to some extent yes, i feel like the old J&A was better, the characters themselves arent the same and i enjoyed the synergy that they had. BUt i was worried that this was just going to be a cash grab, and im relieved that i can still find enjoyment from their shorts, just in a different way than they used to. They still get giggles and laughs out of me, which is hard to say for a decent amount of youtube nowadays, but sure, old J&A would get hysterical laughs for sure.

[@Strummie]

weezact7 Been watching Jake and Amir since 2010, the content they produce with HeadGum is just as good. They got some great actors here who capture their style of comedy perfectly. It can’t be a tribute if the same exact guys are still making the content. I’m sure they write and supervise damn near everything for this channel as well so any complaint you have is 100% directed towards Jake and Amir themselves.

[@DanielLarson42]

Leave it to Marty to tear at the fabric of a loving relationship. I thought that was Amir's hobbie

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

How is that a hobby? It's the opposite. A hobby is something enriching and that's just tearing at the fabric of a loving relationship.

[@gpmegaman]

This is an interesting development on the dynamic, because honestly off days was basically just Jake and Amir where people took turns being Amir, but this dynamic is actually fresh, more like it please, because nobody will ever be a better Amir than the classic Amir

[@IcePlays]

Marty's face at 1:55 holding back laughing is so funny

[@YungRasputin]

My favorite video in herstory

[@drakoinx]

Last few vids have been better then the typical material I feel. Seems like they are getting a better feel for there group.

[@tarrenl4068]

That guys parents are notoriously divorced.

[@Winteramen]

Lmao i just saw your comment on the Thu-Nun-Nun video saying how much you loved that phrase

[@Dradeeus]

The serious way Amir says "Jesus." at 1:47 will never not make me laugh. I think "Fortune Teller" should be a series. XD

[@TuckerSpalding]

"Blue one, you idiot, blue one" 😂😂😂

[@johnbrumbaugh]

Bad fortune? Nah, bad you.

[@superneko99]

Honestly might be the best one yet. And last weeks was so good too. Herstory being made.

[@Thomas-hh2yu]

I like that its implied Geoff should've known that Blue 1 would have given him a bad fortune

[@SeraphsWitness]

Right like everyone knows blue 1 is trash, what a dummy

[@mickeynotmouse]

Surge dude i love those 'pick a number' things, im serious dude

[@darylgraham4313]

The energy they create is so impressive.

[@andresluz4973]

This video made a smile of me

[@Dradeeus]

I have watched this like 40 times before realizing Amir and Marty pick the exact same color/number combination with different results. XD

[@nickdovolos8271]

Came to comment the same thing I’ve seen it like 5 times and never noticed

[@zegodhand]

i'm blind!

[@ShadowPegasi]

Holy shit Amir's little "It'll happen" cracked me the fuck up

[@SeraphsWitness]

They're all trying to comfort Geoff and Amir is shooting straight. lol

[@ivarkrabol]

You gotta give me some of that, soda

[@EnderWyatt]

Marty “Gun Jumper” Gingivits spoiling literally any joy his parents could have by just being...happy? Like it sounds bad to say but his smile is infuriating

[@SeraphsWitness]

1. I love that for this to be true, Reilly would have had to write, "single dad through surrogate, swamp-front bungalow in Tampa, dead" as a viable option in her fortune teller. 2. Also note that Marty gives the same number and color that Amir did, yet his fortune is different. Which leads me to believe Reilly is playing fast and loose with her fortune reading. 3. I'd much rather have a swamp-front bungalow in Tampa than a Hollywood mansion. The people in Hollywood alone are enough to make you gag.

[@JayMiV]

0:08 HENRY HENRY HENRY

[@slycooper459]

Bungalow? That sounds like a place that’s FUN TO GO

[@loopeygoopey]

Best headgum skit I've seen yet, straight up brought me back to the golden era of CH

[@HomestarRunner20X6]

Amir gives Geoffrey a look of scorn for picking 'blue one' before Reilly even reads the fortune.

[@InSpades0]

Join Geoffrey in his swamp in the woods bungalow now that sounds like a place thats... fun to go

[@superneko99]

Geoff would love to have you!

[@jakedocen8372]

@@superneko99 no he wouldn't

[@travisbeaty3186]

Great video guys, well made and hilarious! Every one of you is so talented and funny, and I think I especially like it when Marty is in the episodes!

[@sysofadownify]

Marty's excitement in this was golden.

[@Thisath100]

you never fail to make me crack up you guys. so unsurpringly, yet unexpectedly hilarious.

[@anubislee36]

What is that piano piece? It has me very very interested. Pls help! The album they site is not accurate I checked every song.. lol

[@anubislee36]

still waiting :(

[@getlowpapoose]

Aww they look so cosy 🥰 but Geoff looks so sad ☹️

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

This is VERY good

[@plasticbutler]

If Geoffrey will be a single dad via surrogate that means he would never get a divorce. So his kid is still luckier than Marty.

[@TimmyMcGowan]

And he’s luckier than Marty’s parents because his son will never have to be Marty

[@DennisBayazitov]

Great bit

[@extroverted_hermit]

A twist on this sick vid makes the ladies go drip drip

[@WelhamGaming]

Thought Liam was gonna walk in and sweep Amir off his feet.

[@twooks]

Piano piece at the end?

[@TimSchraepen]

d twooks I would also like to know

[@Trouser_J_Slacks]

Me too

[@LimLamOfficial]

Career? *dead.*

[@RebuildingYourRuins]

Geoff's fortune didn't sound like a place that was fun-ta-go.

[@justinz9225]

Why does Jake look so weird?

[@LoMo_11]

I think about this sketch too often, I feel bad for Marty’s parents. They could’ve been happy together if not for him and his damned excitement

[@Liface]

I lost it at "Swamp front in Tampa"

[@Karlos1760]

This was a good one my dudes

[@DeadInTheFace]

This is amazing

[@matthewconte875]

First comment for this lil poppet makes the ladies less than despondent. I ate out a parrot at a gala!

[@matthewconte875]

@Will Brenner with these shoes I could be the belle of the ball

[@Ducks314]

A gala? I've never seen anyone invite you to lunch.

[@matthewconte875]

@@Ducks314 if you say that again I'll scratch your eyes out

[@WillToWinvlog]

A GREAT VIDEO FOR THIS GIDDY BRO!

[@Tim0909]

JEFFREY with the SKX013, my choice of watch as well my friend

[@mayy6758]

Ya gotta give him that

[@Craisins]

Swamp front muffin

[@DiggieSmallz]

How about a bungalow that sounds like a place thats fun to go

[@CroshVine]

So Reilly, the only actual girl, doesn't get to go? I guess she already got her dream.... of being awesome.

[@jessworsley9909]

This was really funny guys!

[@theindianmeme]

This sketch opens with Reily doing Amir hands.

[@skydaplaya6]

That ending though

[@joeyrozic1100]

So Marty's parents are divorved...Again.

[@raymondedel8178]

Bad fortune? Nah. Bad YOU.

[@dclarkmusic]

All that info is in there?

[@nora_adora]

Jake wasn't invited to this Lady's lunch?

[@SeraphsWitness]

DEEP pull

[@emonoglesby]

Blue 1 and thats not really my kid was perfect

[@Aaron3502]

Scuffed Jake is looking good in this episode

[@BoilerRoc2002]

Lol, you just said you can't trust these things!

[@AsheSkye]

His parents are notoriously divorced.

[@Hwella555]

Herstory...

[@flemishdog]

We were having a nice little ladies lunch!

[@ushnishde]

Just realized they both picked purple 3, but got different results. How and why?

[@allentanner9290]

"IF" I liked that video?! What do I do about LOVE?

[@miraj0072004]

Has Jake retired?

[@Alfwin]

I finished watching this video and, like a fool, tried to exit fullscreen by clicking the button in the lower-right corner of the screen. Tragically, this was not to be, for as my finger was depressing the mouse-button, a KZbin notification for this very video appeared beneath my cursour. Thus it was that, far from achieving the intended effect, I found myself thrown into a new tab and forced to watch this masterpiece all over again. Wherefore must I be the victim of such trickery? Have I not suffered enough??

[@astronautrocks]

Bungalow that's a place FUN TO GO! Ass

[@PolyChromium]

Just a classic girl’s night with the boys

[@davidtombleson3015]

What is that piano piece???? It's definitely not from that album you put in the comments

[@ReginaldTweedMovies]

Blue......HAH

[@OneTakeJake206]

You need to play MASH at the next girl’s night

[@daninbox]

Both Amir and Marty picked 3-Purple.

[@MrDumbandRandom]

that’s the joke

[@christianmccauley7340]

Marty, your parents are notoriously divorced.

[@Rushil69420]

Does Reilly's hoodie say "HARDPASS" ? where do i cop

[@aaronj.campbell3876]

It does. Found it at meganbatoon. $55 USD

[@Rushil69420]

@@aaronj.campbell3876 oh cool i didnt know it was headgum merch. appreciate it

[@dradski1758]

"it's not really really my kid tho"

[@katiei5098]

surge dude lets make a cootie catcher dude

[@johnnettey]

Five, taupe. Betch.

[@komlat253]

Where's jake....?

[@Razmatschannel]

Poor marty

[@MrFlyer120]

did Jake write this one?

[@SomeSunshineOutside]

hey that's funny

[@olinkirkland]

Wkuk vibes 🤣🤣🤣

[@elonmush4793]

and what happened to Geoff?? I need to know, how's his kid!??

[@captainautobots]

"Blue 1"? No.

[@simonzimmerman166]

700 likes, 0 dislikes😩😤

[@meechivelli]

...... Jesus

[@Mentro140]

N O T O R I O U S L Y

[@TheGregbueno]

SWAMP FRONT

[@AndrewBell]

Marty dabbing makes me wet my pants. He's by far the funniest HG cast member

[@eelvis1674]

It's like ghost stories all over again :'(

[@pouriarajaee6811]

Where's jake? He hasn't been around for a while.

[@louis-sw7kw]

The bitch moved to New York City or as i like to call it, New York SHITTY

[@Strummie]

They only used the ladies for this sketch.

[@dradski1758]

That was actually kinda funny I like end credit