Off Days: Not Illegal

Amir sets out to disrupt the normal order of things--Jon Wolf style!
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[@alainischileno]

I totally thought the intro was part of the skit

[@mymarkis666]

it is

[@kakarot100]

Alain Rochette haha was legit about to comment this

[@thehammurabichode7994]

"Replaces muscle...with BONE" How the fuck was I gonna think that was real

[@lucaslang4101]

"Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva (FOP) is a disorder in which muscle tissue and connective tissue such as tendons and ligaments are gradually replaced by bone (ossified)"

[@johnchapman9487]

Lucas Lang yeah, this is real people, it’s legit. Not a joke. Science be crazy yo

[@Craisins]

Tipping isn't technically mandatory

[@Bobpopsiculs]

HOLY GUAC IM NEVER TIPPING AGAIN

[@lolzable1]

Tipping aint legal Mickey

[@MrMatrixstyle]

What about gifts?!?

[@bude]

Hand?

[@prestonpope]

Thanks, ASHMEEER

[@MNZGamin]

“meaning?” is one of my favorite jake and amir based gags. so simple yet so potent.

[@Billy_3]

Amir is a regular Jon Wolf of himself

[@eorzeantours1565]

He's just trying to do things that make him smile of you.

[@lennartvdheijden]

XX X glokle

[@nukiradio]

Only if you're rich about it

[@fyukfy2366]

You cry more than any adult I know! Go a day, go a day without breaking down in tears!

[@FREEGEMS]

I wonder if it makes them angry that their top comments are always Jake & Amir references lol

[@juandiegoprado]

FREE GEMS For real they put so much work into not making it look like Jake and Amir but they cant escape it. Its like how Mark Hamill will always be remembered as Luke and basically nothing else.

[@EvilApple567]

I doubt it, they spent 8 years on it and made over 800 episodes (or so they say). They simply don't own the rights to "Jake and Amir" anymore but they obviously still love writing or at least acting in sketch comedy, and I'm sure they appreciate people remembering their longest running comedic journey. The only people I can see being slightly annoyed are the interns that write some of the sketches.

[@labrador_dali]

FREE GEMS I feel like if distancing themselves from Jake and Amir was that important they wouldn't read the occasional Jake and Amir fan script on their podcast

[@jeffboon9125]

I doubt it. Every one of these sketches is just Jake and Amir with new characters. Same exact style of comedy. A fact I am not complaining about by the way.

[@crabmanster]

Geoff writes all of these sketches and grew up on J&A, so I imagine he feels pretty RICE about it

[@HIKAJO]

" Mean to him? I was insulting him" " I like to put other people down, it like masks my insecurities "

[@josephspadotto3849]

Such a Glocal thing to do

[@likestxrscream]

Nice profile pic homie. Sesh til death

[@Winteramen]

Not illegal! Not illegal. Definitely a dickling move

[@JuniorSkeptic]

That’s illegal, man! That’s illegal!

[@meechivelli]

Dont blow me man!!

[@thegoldensubway4182]

Fernando THE MILKMAN THE PAPER BOY

[@thehammurabichode7994]

FOP We need your help in raising money, awareness, and, for lack of a better term, _cash._

[@Ciphonn]

I love that cry laugh.. My name? On the front page of reddit? Today I learned I'm a pimp and a cool

[@eorzeantours1565]

Cause I got swag, I got swag...

[@rhamieljoseph9775]

Go a day. Go one day without breaking down and crying.

[@Ather_sys]

Uptoke this man to karma heaven

[@MrWeazlebee]

Classic Amir move at the end there

[@notdriedapricots2958]

All's BARE in SHOVE. And Floor? Meaning?

[@mariabrown6926]

Pundamentalism you've nuded me!!

[@quinncurren491]

Pundamentalism I have admired you from afar. Scratch that, I have Aladdined you, from Jafar.

[@not_henry_the_fifth]

Quinn Curren girls love that disney shit dude

[@phil6057]

Rossi the Bossi why didn’t you tell me you had it in with Bynes? Hahaha SHES ALL THAT

[@mariabrown6926]

Dionne Thompson aka WHAT??

[@JohnLee-me3vg]

Gifts ain't legal

[@PalaceIV]

Yes they are.

[@Asam252]

You pressured with me with fake social norms mickey

[@4UDIOTAPE]

Absolutely brilliant. That slow zoom as Amir unfolds his absurd rant... That's good, very very good.

[@BrianBaastrup]

The endless universe, my dating life, and the fact that Geoffrey is only 21 years of age are mysteries I will never be able to fathom

[@JW-qs7bi]

Glocal strikes again

[@smooooth_]

J W Amir was the Wolf all along!

[@austincarpenter6053]

That final cry just won Amir the Oscar of the Year Award

[@jessesmith1029]

Yes Amir. I missed you, you.. you you diva roach.

[@kippa2054]

Amir 'Jon 'Glocal' Wolfe' Blumenfeld

[@Themarkofperfection1]

How is this channel not at 1 million subs , this is clearly an evolution of the original awesome Jake and Amir show 😁

[@KDErkisi]

Damn! Jake got REALLY tanned since the last time I've seen him.

[@lulusobel8643]

And way less blond!

[@thedick009]

Holy shit is Amir going grey? Damn that makes me feel old

[@zhenya9302]

Butt Soup *taupe

[@thedick009]

Dope

[@Bobpopsiculs]

U mean amber

[@WhoBlueCowboy]

It’s just the light shining on his hair I think

[@joeyfromschool]

You are

[@weezerfanatic5320]

Even the smallest donations are awesome dude.

[@NougatCN]

2:46 that "ya get that?" face made me lmao

[@XxVelocityxshot51xX]

the social commentary in this vid is too on point, ya'll are so good

[@nathanluen2485]

35 year old man and you're still crying

[@plasticbutler]

Nah. He was fucking with you.

[@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522]

It's ok for a man to cry. At least that's what my mom tells me.

[@jashsylde8136]

That was just so much Amir in one episode, Nothing but the best folks.

[@oriorb]

i was so ready to hear Amir say "unreal!" but when he started crying i lost it

[@jokonsch]

"I myself was a bully" is really clever

[@thecreepycuck6036]

John Wolf lives by the title of this video 🐺

[@jessejohnson8246]

It's just one of those eye openers, at least he gives a great and warm smile.

[@jrjubach]

Weird to have Geoffrey as the straight man. But it reminds me of Jake & Amir where Amir was almost never the straight man.

[@kickhuggy]

Jubach that’s off days lol

[@shannonjilbrooks7439]

Spider-manana I was just about to say that lol

[@eorzeantours1565]

As opposed to Jake, who made out with his cousin. But it was at a rave. In Crimson. On a tuesday.

[@the-boring-car-guy]

Eorzean Tours on a Tuesday? No way

[@savinaysood177]

S G that’s the fourth hardest day to get in!

[@oheymario]

This is such good writing!!

[@MediumDon]

I can't believe this channel only has 27k subs

[@battleandjams]

It's starting people, Amir is becoming Jon Wolf.

[@Markos_von_Krieg]

I can see Global doing a lot of these things... Damn you Mr. Wolf, sir!

[@mustaaf1992]

HE'S BACK!

[@bradleyrushton7705]

I was waiting for Geoff to make a joke in the intro but then it turned out to be serious...

[@Kingreptar32]

Reminds me of the old Jake and Amir skits. Love it

[@Bobpopsiculs]

Best one yet

[@endlessnights1147]

Best video in a while.

[@darmam0o]

Best video since the last one.

[@TaterTots620]

Such a Jon Global Glocal Wolf thing to do

[@hadracTheImmortal]

For the Wolf!

[@brandogg9750]

The wolf is back at it again.

[@cheddarandsourcream]

Oscar worthy performance from Amir here

[@ihateladymacbeth8170]

thats awesome dude

[@skalty9868]

Amir is channeling serious Jon Wolf energy here. AWOOOOOO

[@samhardie5423]

Amir sounds a lot like Jon Wolf. I think you should get Wolf to do a series of videos

[@blxckfyre]

The "Hand" circling back to when Geoff mentioned Hitler is brilliant writing lmaooo

[@chadpickett8154]

All I want is to work for headgum

[@michaelmuise]

psst, they're hiring summer interns right now, check their site

[@chadpickett8154]

Michael Muise I can't intern I manage a marketing team in Denver, CO that rely on me. Thanks for the info though!

[@justusthedeep]

Chad Pickett Why manage a team and make money when you can be an unpaid intern for a summer?

[@maltaethiron]

I love that this was basically just a standard Jake & Amir ep, lmfao

[@dannyaa123]

AMIR IS BACK!!!!

[@blazegraham4653]

All's bare in shove and floor.

[@Shizzmonger]

classic amir i love it.

[@TheRealFoop]

This man is not Jake. This man will never be Jake.

[@felipegonzalez1723]

the old Amir is coming back

[@alZiiHardstylez]

For the record, Hitler didn't smoke and was very much against it.

[@AlexRejba]

Wow, Amir is doing the same character for years.

[@diquandaniel7953]

The ending 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@Abdullahxvii]

I almost didn't realize this video was sponsored by Spotify

[@LetsPlayJayMC]

Give this man an oscar

[@1UpClothing]

couldnt just download bumble for the video....?

[@economixxxx]

Geoffrey rockin that patek aquanaut on a leather strap

[@agistoni1894]

did anyone else notice that Amir's can of la Croix turned into a phone, then disappeared, along with the two coasters?

[@ChanmailleMan]

It took me this long to notice, but Amir's teeth are outstanding

[@Bodomi]

People only smile when they're happy :(.

[@mariabrown6926]

Bodomi "the truth is in the smiillee"

[@TheCrashLandon]

maria brown or did I miss a memo? That frowns mean happy?

[@chrisaaron]

Could hear y'all laughing through Amir's cry laugh!

[@ayusha149]

like jon 'glocal' wolff?

[@TheArchsage74]

And still extremely subtle.

[@mmcinerneyy]

exactly swipe!

[@sammysabouni7]

This is one of my favorite ones so far

[@gloop32]

The amir crying scene is hilarious

[@PlagiarizedG]

Siding with Amir on this one.

[@mysidianbard5890]

I watched the intro, went to the link in the description, and then went to the wikipedia page and I still didn't believe FOP was a real thing...

[@A.Tag90]

Jake and Amir are back?! Why didn't anyone tell me???

[@pbjtime321]

So I've been pretty into craisins lately.

[@WelhamGaming]

Exactly swipe.

[@Hedrox9]

love how the camera guy giggles quietly at 3:02

[@SSS-ie6mh]

in NEVADA! .... leaves...cries...laughs

[@erikpro3860]

2:56 "ow my god" 3:00 "your an adult man" 3:02 "cmon on buddy"

[@marioparra00]

I guess this is what happens to a man that has been to hundreds of funerals.

[@natedevins2920]

Amir is frekin gold

[@elephantchilds]

I’m interested to know who’s writing these, is it one of them or is it collaborative, anyone know?

[@tiamta]

I've met Geoffrey. He's awesome man

[@kingsand999]

I LOVE AMIR! THANKS FOR BEING AMIR AGAIN, AMIR!

[@Maazin5]

I love trying to spot the subtle J&A references in these.

[@greatergoodguy1]

LOL why did intro start with "I'm Geoffrey the Dumbass", I couldn't tell if it was a skit or not.

[@Strummie]

Hand?

[@nora_adora]

👏

[@fAbdullahMasood]

Where's jake dude This dude will never replace him

[@sirhawkjames]

All the more power to ME

[@challengerun269]

I was wondering when headgum would eventually turn into Jake and Amir... It begins. (I'm not complaining)

[@Rtab12296]

OH!-Wareness

[@SeriousYelder]

Continued greatness......ASS.

[@christopherbriscoe9765]

This isnt the first rant amir has went on talking about how his life is the only one he cares about.

[@vallraffs]

War is a good example. Not war in and of itself, but I mean like there's a lot of terrible acts that can happen in war that aren't banned by international law.

[@sft3485]

I myself have cut off a cop before just for kicks..... He then pulled me over and began kicking me...

[@hypnoz123]

Dying laughing

[@justinz9225]

John... John Wolf?