Off Days: Not Illegal

[@Craisins]

Tipping isn't technically mandatory

[@Bobpopsiculs]

HOLY GUAC IM NEVER TIPPING AGAIN

[@lolzable1]

Tipping aint legal Mickey

[@MrMatrixstyle]

What about gifts?!?

[@bude]

Hand?

[@prestonpope]

Thanks, ASHMEEER

[@MNZGamin]

“meaning?” is one of my favorite jake and amir based gags. so simple yet so potent.

[@alainischileno]

I totally thought the intro was part of the skit

[@mymarkis666]

it is

[@kakarot100]

Alain Rochette haha was legit about to comment this

[@thehammurabichode7994]

"Replaces muscle...with BONE" How the fuck was I gonna think that was real

[@lucaslang4101]

"Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva (FOP) is a disorder in which muscle tissue and connective tissue such as tendons and ligaments are gradually replaced by bone (ossified)"

[@johnchapman9487]

Lucas Lang yeah, this is real people, it’s legit. Not a joke. Science be crazy yo

[@Billy_3]

Amir is a regular Jon Wolf of himself

[@eorzeantours1565]

He's just trying to do things that make him smile of you.

[@lennartvdheijden]

XX X glokle

[@nukiradio]

Only if you're rich about it

[@FREEGEMS]

I wonder if it makes them angry that their top comments are always Jake & Amir references lol

[@juandiegoprado]

FREE GEMS For real they put so much work into not making it look like Jake and Amir but they cant escape it. Its like how Mark Hamill will always be remembered as Luke and basically nothing else.

[@EvilApple567]

I doubt it, they spent 8 years on it and made over 800 episodes (or so they say). They simply don't own the rights to "Jake and Amir" anymore but they obviously still love writing or at least acting in sketch comedy, and I'm sure they appreciate people remembering their longest running comedic journey. The only people I can see being slightly annoyed are the interns that write some of the sketches.

[@labrador_dali]

FREE GEMS I feel like if distancing themselves from Jake and Amir was that important they wouldn't read the occasional Jake and Amir fan script on their podcast

[@jeffboon9125]

I doubt it. Every one of these sketches is just Jake and Amir with new characters. Same exact style of comedy. A fact I am not complaining about by the way.

[@crabmanster]

Geoff writes all of these sketches and grew up on J&A, so I imagine he feels pretty RICE about it

[@fyukfy2366]

You cry more than any adult I know! Go a day, go a day without breaking down in tears!

[@josephspadotto3849]

Such a Glocal thing to do

[@likestxrscream]

Nice profile pic homie. Sesh til death

[@Winteramen]

Not illegal! Not illegal. Definitely a dickling move

[@Ciphonn]

I love that cry laugh.. My name? On the front page of reddit? Today I learned I'm a pimp and a cool

[@eorzeantours1565]

Cause I got swag, I got swag...

[@rhamieljoseph9775]

Go a day. Go one day without breaking down and crying.

[@Ather_sys]

Uptoke this man to karma heaven

[@HIKAJO]

" Mean to him? I was insulting him" " I like to put other people down, it like masks my insecurities "

[@MrWeazlebee]

Classic Amir move at the end there

[@notdriedapricots2958]

All's BARE in SHOVE. And Floor? Meaning?

[@mariabrown6926]

Pundamentalism you've nuded me!!

[@quinncurren491]

Pundamentalism I have admired you from afar. Scratch that, I have Aladdined you, from Jafar.

[@not_henry_the_fifth]

Quinn Curren girls love that disney shit dude

[@phil6057]

Rossi the Bossi why didn’t you tell me you had it in with Bynes? Hahaha SHES ALL THAT

[@mariabrown6926]

Dionne Thompson aka WHAT??

[@4UDIOTAPE]

Absolutely brilliant. That slow zoom as Amir unfolds his absurd rant... That's good, very very good.

[@JuniorSkeptic]

That’s illegal, man! That’s illegal!

[@meechivelli]

Dont blow me man!!

[@thegoldensubway4182]

Fernando THE MILKMAN THE PAPER BOY

[@Themarkofperfection1]

How is this channel not at 1 million subs , this is clearly an evolution of the original awesome Jake and Amir show 😁

[@BrianBaastrup]

The endless universe, my dating life, and the fact that Geoffrey is only 21 years of age are mysteries I will never be able to fathom

[@thehammurabichode7994]

FOP We need your help in raising money, awareness, and, for lack of a better term, _cash._

[@austincarpenter6053]

That final cry just won Amir the Oscar of the Year Award

[@NougatCN]

2:46 that "ya get that?" face made me lmao

[@weezerfanatic5320]

Even the smallest donations are awesome dude.

[@jrjubach]

Weird to have Geoffrey as the straight man. But it reminds me of Jake & Amir where Amir was almost never the straight man.

[@kickhuggy]

Jubach that’s off days lol

[@shannonjilbrooks7439]

Spider-manana I was just about to say that lol

[@eorzeantours1565]

As opposed to Jake, who made out with his cousin. But it was at a rave. In Crimson. On a tuesday.

[@the-boring-car-guy]

Eorzean Tours on a Tuesday? No way

[@savinaysood177]

S G that’s the fourth hardest day to get in!

[@jessesmith1029]

Yes Amir. I missed you, you.. you you diva roach.

[@XxVelocityxshot51xX]

the social commentary in this vid is too on point, ya'll are so good

[@JohnLee-me3vg]

Gifts ain't legal

[@PalaceIV]

Yes they are.

[@Asam252]

You pressured with me with fake social norms mickey

[@nathanluen2485]

35 year old man and you're still crying

[@plasticbutler]

Nah. He was fucking with you.

[@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522]

It's ok for a man to cry. At least that's what my mom tells me.

[@aragiss]

Damn! Jake got REALLY tanned since the last time I've seen him.

[@lulusobel8643]

And way less blond!

[@JW-qs7bi]

Glocal strikes again

[@smooooth_]

J W Amir was the Wolf all along!

[@jashsylde8136]

That was just so much Amir in one episode, Nothing but the best folks.

[@oriorb]

i was so ready to hear Amir say "unreal!" but when he started crying i lost it

[@MediumDon]

I can't believe this channel only has 27k subs

[@kippa2054]

Amir 'Jon 'Glocal' Wolfe' Blumenfeld

[@endlessnights1147]

Best video in a while.

[@darmam0o]

Best video since the last one.

[@mustaaf1992]

HE'S BACK!

[@jessejohnson8246]

It's just one of those eye openers, at least he gives a great and warm smile.

[@Kingreptar32]

Reminds me of the old Jake and Amir skits. Love it

[@oheymario]

This is such good writing!!

[@alZiiHardstylez]

For the record, Hitler didn't smoke and was very much against it.

[@brandogg9750]

The wolf is back at it again.

[@hadracTheImmortal]

For the Wolf!

[@bradleyrushton7705]

I was waiting for Geoff to make a joke in the intro but then it turned out to be serious...

[@skalty9868]

Amir is channeling serious Jon Wolf energy here. AWOOOOOO

[@thecreepycuck6036]

John Wolf lives by the title of this video 🐺

[@battleandjams]

It's starting people, Amir is becoming Jon Wolf.

[@samhardie5423]

Amir sounds a lot like Jon Wolf. I think you should get Wolf to do a series of videos

[@blxckfyre]

The "Hand" circling back to when Geoff mentioned Hitler is brilliant writing lmaooo

[@Bobpopsiculs]

Best one yet

[@cheddarandsourcream]

Oscar worthy performance from Amir here

[@maltaethiron]

I love that this was basically just a standard Jake & Amir ep, lmfao

[@ayusha149]

like jon 'glocal' wolff?

[@dannyaa123]

AMIR IS BACK!!!!

[@erikpro3860]

2:56 "ow my god" 3:00 "your an adult man" 3:02 "cmon on buddy"

[@TaterTots620]

Such a Jon Global Glocal Wolf thing to do

[@greatergoodguy1]

LOL why did intro start with "I'm Geoffrey the Dumbass", I couldn't tell if it was a skit or not.

[@chadpickett8154]

All I want is to work for headgum

[@michaelmuise]

psst, they're hiring summer interns right now, check their site

[@chadpickett8154]

Michael Muise I can't intern I manage a marketing team in Denver, CO that rely on me. Thanks for the info though!

[@TheRealFoop]

This man is not Jake. This man will never be Jake.

[@blazegraham4653]

All's bare in shove and floor.

[@agistoni1894]

did anyone else notice that Amir's can of la Croix turned into a phone, then disappeared, along with the two coasters?

[@1UpClothing]

couldnt just download bumble for the video....?

[@jokonsch]

"I myself was a bully" is really clever

[@A.Tag90]

Jake and Amir are back?! Why didn't anyone tell me???

[@Hedrox9]

love how the camera guy giggles quietly at 3:02

[@AlexRejba]

Wow, Amir is doing the same character for years.

[@LetsPlayJayMC]

Give this man an oscar

[@ihateladymacbeth8170]

thats awesome dude

[@ChanmailleMan]

It took me this long to notice, but Amir's teeth are outstanding

[@Abdullahxvii]

I almost didn't realize this video was sponsored by Spotify

[@Bodomi]

People only smile when they're happy :(.

[@mariabrown6926]

Bodomi "the truth is in the smiillee"

[@TheCrashLandon]

maria brown or did I miss a memo? That frowns mean happy?

[@mysidianbard5890]

I watched the intro, went to the link in the description, and then went to the wikipedia page and I still didn't believe FOP was a real thing...

[@felipegonzalez1723]

the old Amir is coming back

[@pbjtime321]

So I've been pretty into craisins lately.

[@justinz9225]

John... John Wolf?

[@TheArchsage74]

And still extremely subtle.

[@chrisaaronfilms]

Could hear y'all laughing through Amir's cry laugh!

[@kingsand999]

I LOVE AMIR! THANKS FOR BEING AMIR AGAIN, AMIR!

[@Shizzmonger]

classic amir i love it.

[@diquandaniel7953]

The ending 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@economixxxx]

Geoffrey rockin that patek aquanaut on a leather strap

[@gloop32]

The amir crying scene is hilarious

[@vallraffs]

War is a good example. Not war in and of itself, but I mean like there's a lot of terrible acts that can happen in war that aren't banned by international law.

[@PlagiarizedG]

Siding with Amir on this one.

[@tiamta]

I've met Geoffrey. He's awesome man

[@WelhamGaming]

Exactly swipe.

[@marioparra00]

I guess this is what happens to a man that has been to hundreds of funerals.

[@natedevins2920]

Amir is frekin gold

[@challengerun269]

I was wondering when headgum would eventually turn into Jake and Amir... It begins. (I'm not complaining)

[@Maazin5]

I love trying to spot the subtle J&A references in these.

[@Strummie]

Hand?

[@TheGraphiteCovenant]

It would have been funny if in 1:30 amir-rand said, I myself was a bullied.

[@SSS-ie6mh]

in NEVADA! .... leaves...cries...laughs

[@mmcinerneyy]

exactly swipe!

[@christopherbriscoe9765]

This isnt the first rant amir has went on talking about how his life is the only one he cares about.

[@sft3485]

I myself have cut off a cop before just for kicks..... He then pulled me over and began kicking me...

[@mreleftherios]

donating to fop is not illegal?

[@thotung34]

Let me ask the question we all need to know the answer to, does Geoffrey the Dumbass take place in the same universe as Off Days?

[@benitotortellini4093]

No

[@LimLamOfficial]

I don't see why not, I see every day being Geoffrey the Dumbass, but sometimes there's off days where the others are weird, and so they're called Off Days

[@Winteramen]

I think this is similar to the question to whether the Hardly Working Amir was the same Amir in J&A. They've both killed someone, a little girl both times, I believe.

[@FrancisR420]

Hitler was also one of the first people to start campaigning against tobacco but it was probably more about the fascism then actually helping people.

[@112233jjooee]

make a tv show where Jon wolf is the main character and is just an agent of chaos, based on posts from the sub reddit

[@brennanmercker5084]

The classic Amir cry-becomes-a-laugh

[@fAbdullahMasood]

Where's jake dude This dude will never replace him

[@sammysabouni7]

This is one of my favorite ones so far

[@FrancisR420]

Jake did you get a haircut? Oh, that's Amir

[@Rtab12296]

OH!-Wareness