Off The Record: How To Physically Tell Asians Apart

[@freemyboitrump]

2 MILLION MUDDA PEOPLESSSSS, CONGRATULATIONS! Been watching y’all since I was in middle school and now I’m 21 and still watching y’all You guys literally feel like my friends even though I have never met any of you! There’s no one better than you guys man… congrats again

[@MbisonBalrog]

How long has this show been going on? I dont think it has been on that long.

[@oofbonk9741]

​@@MbisonBalrogthey've been around since like 2012, this def adds up brother

[@rybo510]

2 million. You did it! Congratulations

[@slugtothechest]

🎉🎉🎉

[@elsieabu4821]

Why did that lowkey make me emotional

[@dannyzurita4759]

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@dannyzurita4759]

“Fear everyone” tattoos all around!!! 😂

[@grateful_fear2155]

Oh shit!

[@ritty44]

Ever since nick came on yall were destined for 2mil since he's so funny

[@JustKiddingNews]

He made it happen

[@kimmie5475]

Nick FTW!

[@god6815]

Should get nick is funny tattooed on them

[@Ledge__]

​@@god6815down both shins in Korean lmao

[@dowhatiwantc7637]

@@god6815this is even more hilarious then “fear everything” 😂😂

[@dylantran1347]

Woah that 2 mil looks crazy. I’m so happy for the whole crew and the longevity of the channel. Hopefully we can keep celebrating more milestones to come. Long live JKNews and the Careful Boyz😂🎉🥳

[@hoorayforliving]

Ya’ll just hit 2 MIL!!!!!!! CONGRATS!! Been watching you guys for over 10 years :~)

[@kEaNeKlEiBeR]

The editing is really getting on point. They’re stepping their game up. Probably because Nick is so funny

[@casper75559]

Nick and Ryan carried the boys to 2million! Let’s be honest, Ryan put in that work on shorts to get them fans and Nick is a breathe of fresh air for this company!

[@nobody-n9s]

Nick and Ryan elevated JKNEWS 🚀

[@Ang3ri]

"Squint your eyes" 😑 "See?" Hahahaha Nick and Kalyne crack me up

[@186FreakinCool]

2mil, New thumbnails, this is a new Era of JK and I'm all for it!!!!

[@livlt3711]

I'm Samoan and I get mistaken for a filipino all the time. I've also been told that I look Malaysian. All positive compliments!

[@projekk_wasabi6301]

i am a Hmong person and Joe was spot on with his desribtion of us XD

[@droptopp3479]

I meann its true because thats like 60% of hmong dudes but i guess i got lucky and was born taller and slim

[@PandoraBear357]

I am also Hmong, and he is pretty spot on.

[@Mr-pn2eh]

Have you ever played hmong us

[@Sake_Ikura_Don]

I’m from Kazakhstan! Idk why but I was happy when Kazakhstan was mentioned!

[@AnonYoBizness]

Congrats on 2 Mill guys, Well Deserved. Glad you decided to stay on youtube.

[@Sheishi_Games]

Im Japanese Filipino living in Japan for almost 16 years, I am able to tell apart Chinese, Japanese, Filipinos, Vietnamese and Cambodian. Filipinos are super easy, especially Filipinas, they have a certain way of walking.

[@helloman3676]

Trust me, you won't be able too. Maybe when they speak but if it just a picture, NO WAY anyone in the world can tell asian aparts and i'm asian.

[@FakeAccount-yc3to]

@@helloman3676 Uh you're just one person. Those of us who grew up in Asia are able to better distinguish Asians because we've been exposed to so many Asian faces. Of course there is historical mixing in Asia so we can't always guess correctly. But it is easier for us to tell. On the flip side, we have a harder time than those who grew up in the west distinguishing, for example, white ppl (Sorry).

[@helloman3676]

@@FakeAccount-yc3to No you can’t ….maybe in your small area you lived you could but the world is a big place. No one can tell Asian apart from just looks alone.

[@marit4sj214]

I'm Filipina and all my life I've been mistaken for Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Thai, but not Filipina. Even Filipinos are surprised when I tell them. That was the saddest part, when your own people don't think you're one of them.

[@hayabusa1329]

​@@marit4sj214check your dna

[@kquiteno]

Sitting here on the toilet taking a #2 and I see that yall finally hit that long awaited and deserved 2M!!!! Congrats JK News! Bart and Joe have been part of my daily intake of funny for the last probably 8 years! The channel has been through lots of people that came and went but this new group of people starting with Ryan, Anthony and Steve now the newer peeps like Ryana and Kalyne have elevated the channel. Yall survived the covid era and beyond to only keep growing and build on this new chapter of JK News! Let's gooo!!!!! 🎉

[@MrJrcaesar1]

Dude, this is such a legendary episode. Laughed my ass off the entire 20 min.

[@aggies5963]

Been watching for nearly 10 years, its been such a rollercoaster over the years. But you guys kept it real, funny and interesting! Congrats for the 2 million, no deserves it more than you guys 🎉

[@TheEckoEcho]

2million before August? Time for that Matching Tattoo bet!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@GYSMelanie5]

2 mil let's go!!!!!!!!! Congratulations 🎊! Loved this video, lol. Cung Le is cool as hell and so humble and down to earth. Ya'll killed me in this video! Love Subin!

[@naryxiong]

Congrats on 2 Mil!🎉 Loving the constant hilarious conversations on this channel. Also, I love when Joe talks about us Hmong people. We feel very heard on this channel! Thank you for that! ❤

[@droptopp3479]

Lol honestly subin, bart, and nick can pass for being hmong. Hmong people look chinese, korean, and south east asian. Everyone i meet says i look korean

[@niamtxiv]

Exactly 💯. They look Hmong lol

[@DestineeY]

I’m half Burmese (from Myanmar) and half Hmong and I love whenever y’all mention us

[@SlokeyPokey]

Woah, that’s a mix I’ve never heard of before 😮

[@DestineeY]

@@SlokeyPokey I know. I think me and my siblings are the only ones. Lol my parents both met in pharmacy school. My mom is Burmese and dad is hmong

[@teen0rz]

🇲🇲 did you end up becoming a pharmacist too?

[@SlokeyPokey]

@@DestineeY that’s actually such a cool and unusual story. You should be happy to be one of the first 😂

[@DestineeY]

@@teen0rz no I’m studying in international business. Specifically in Myanmar. My uncle (moms brother) is my mentor and he has businesses in Myanmar. I lived there for 6 months right before the pandemic

[@CNX625]

Bruh, Hmong are on an Asian spectrum. They could look jungle Asian or East Asian. And then slap the indigenous Asian look in there for extra credit. I didn't know, but there is some Hmong in Hawaii. Not a lot.

[@roosplans]

I'm Hmong. My brothers are taller than 5'6"..one of my brother's 5'10" But, generally, hmong people are shorter.

[@thed-litelife3557]

Subin needs to be a permanent roster!

[@richardsinasone6813]

Yoooooooo Bart had me dying when he said “ Stingy” 😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️, i was cracking up as hard as Joe!

[@mangotar0]

2 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS! CONGRATULATIONS JKFAM! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

[@04pm06]

2 MILLION CONGRATS! What a glow up for the thumbnails as well

[@Msdeanna.angela]

Love the blue & Red thumbnails. Great changes Boyz! Been loving the channel especially lately.

[@Taezza1]

Every one of JK News' 2 Million subscribers voted Nick as prom king. Congrats Careful Boiz!

[@patricksousa10]

CONGRATS ON 2 MIL! FINALLY!

[@Violet.Bora_]

Wow! Finally, 2Mil!! Truly a historic moment. Congrats guys!!!

[@martinacvetkovic2825]

Congratulations on 2M. Started like you guys like last May

[@EternalEric]

Awesome just noticed you hit 2 million. About goddamn time! Congrats 👏

[@pragueexpat5106]

As a 188cm (about 6.1-6.2 feet?, I'm not sure) Mongolian living in Europe, I often get a confused look from people, especially other shorter/smaller Asians.

[@corynn.l5146]

Dude, I'm hmong and all the generations born past 2005 are freaken giants. All my little nephews and cousins (ages 14-19) are like 6 ft and built like a trex. Like how tf did we go from strong turtles to gorillas within 2 generations?

[@Ntsej_Muag]

It's either food or genetics. My nephew is 18 and that kid is almost 6ft tall. He's taller than his dad (my brother). But his uncles from his mom side are really tall. Just as tall or taller than him. My uncle (my mom's brother) is 5'11. My mom told me that her mom's brother's were really tall too. My baby brother got his tallness from my mom side of the family. He's the tallest out of our siblings.

[@az00001]

It's the the right steroid food we eat! Lol

[@bethnichols2875]

lolol I'm imaging the look on Gilbert's face when he sees Ryan licking his lips and hears you guys talking about his dad's booty. 😂😂

[@yuhgy6201]

The way you guys pronounce Hmong makes me laugh every time 😂

[@lIllIlIl-k6d]

As a Korean, I agree that it's sometimes hard to tell Asians. But I was almost sure that Choi was a Korean at the first sight.

[@sara.cbc92]

It's the tiny eyes, wide face, high cheek bones and the square jaw.

[@extra4542]

Gaht dayum ep 3124?! Y’all deserve the 2 million! I’ve been watching you guys daily since the Uncle Chin and Sam days. Never stop doin JKN!

[@marsa-]

Anthony being in the thumbnail but not the video is 😂😂

[@loi7551]

I agree with Bart, im filipino living in philippines, i have friends who look like nick and subin, can and anthony. I also travel to other asian countries before, and in south east asian countries look so much similar, even in taiwan some people look like filipino too. You will only can which asian country is an asian by how they speak.

[@tsunemori717]

Congratulations on 2 Mill BABYYYYY! ✨🥳📯🤘🏻

[@monsyy_]

2MILL!! Congrats JKfam. Love the new thumbnails too

[@kaliayang7857]

Hmong viewer here! Love you guys, congrats on 2 mil!

[@leecarantes6383]

2M! Congratsßsssss

[@CheyTRelic]

2 million! Congrats to you guys for finally hitting it. Now to the next one

[@reapinthebenefit56]

I love how anthony is in the thumbnail but not there 😂

[@rickythaoster]

Yooo! Congrats on 2Mil! I love Y’all!

[@KJ-ek2ze]

Discussing these types of topics with Kalyne trying not to squirm is extra fun.

[@hOtneO]

Was at a buffet on the weekend, and it was really busy, but when seated I knew that when the water in the cup rippled, that there was a giant Samoan walking by. And they towered way over the buffet lamps, and were so massive that every time they went to the buffet, and I wanted to get something from the buffet, it was like driving into a one way street on garbage pick up day, you just had to turn around and come back later. The embarassing part was the poor old black lady in the scooter, and her beeping sound she made backing up because the Samoan was blocking her path, and was refilling his plate. She knew the script and left her black attitude at home when she came to a Asian strip mall with a Ranch 99 and a Chinese buffet. When the whole party of Samoans were all seated, that's when everyone at the buffet rush to get food before they came back. Our table would quietly whisper "the coast is clear" after sticking our head pass the privacy divider, to let everyone know that the lanes at the buffet were not occupied by the Samoans.

[@piranavenarunthavaselvan172]

2 million congratulations 🎉🎉🎉 can’t wait for the off the record of this!!!

[@herprojects88]

Lol. There are tall Hmong people. 😂 I will say that they are a little hard to tell apart from other Asians because we blend so well in each Asian race. But we do have a look.

[@moefinesse9878]

15:23 Kazakhs are not a mix of Russian and Chinese. The Kazakhs are of Kipchak Turkic origins where the Chinese built the great wall of China to keep the Altaic peoples' out from China. They have an inspiring history where a man named Baibar was captured as a slave from a Mongol invasion. Baibar was sold to Egypt who later rose to sultan status and defended the Egypt from the Mongol invasion. Baibar was their ruler, known collectively as the Mamluks. It's kinda insulting to a Kazakh to call them Chinese since they were sworn enemies.

[@wowsupra5503]

Mix of Mongol, Turkic and Iranian

[@moefinesse9878]

@wowsupra5503 iranian. I don't think so. If anything, it's the other way around. Iran has been conquered nuttiness by Mongols and Turkic peoples. 40% of Iran's population are Azeris who are also Turkic

[@Spirit-vlad]

Baibar was a general never was or attend the status of sultan

[@laateenreactieachter]

You cant really tell.. history and migration caused a great variety in the gene pools. For example in indonesia you can find people that look chinese, philipino, Polynesian etc. You will find people with straight hair but also people with extremely curly hair, you have light skinned indonesians but also indonesian that are dark as fuck. Same goes for europe nobody can tell a german or a dutchman apart unless you look at their clothing style.

[@newbabies923]

For me i can tell the difference between Indonesian and others, unless they are chinese Indonesian then it would be hard to tell. But based on their clothes it would be pretty easy to tell. I feel like Indonesian usually dress more conservative and modest than other asian

[@mochiyoshi1]

I’m Cambodian on both mom and dad side. Living in Vegas. I get extra dark. When my grandma comes to visit, she says “oh my god, why you so black?” 😅 so khmaw

[@fairladyzxbone]

Congratulations 2M subscribers 🎊 🎉

[@FuryOfCalderon]

Same thing in Europe. Each country (or group of countries sometimes) has a look, but that default look is the plurality, rather than the majority of people.

[@LEGOHMAN1]

Woo 2 MIL!!!!!! Congrats guys !!!!!

[@BlitzX89]

new thumbnails and ya'll hit 2m WOOOO!!!!

[@leonyang4297]

After the secret war my dad and his family was relocated to Hawaii for a few years. My uncle was actually born there .

[@josemadrista123]

Man, I'm Mexican by heart, and I'll love to marry an Asian woman who would love me and respect me and counterwise. That's all that matters is respect and trust in one another

[@lkatt7766]

2 million baby!!! ❤️❤️❤️ Dessert celebration time! Fear everyone ✨

[@draganbosnjakovic7173]

Congrats 2M!!!

[@kiavang0214]

I'm Hmong and people think I'm either Filipino or Mexican a lot of the time. Also love seeing so many fellow Hmong viewers on here 💕

[@Ntsej_Muag]

I always get mistaken for a Mexican. 😂😂😂😂.

[@kiavang0214]

@@Ntsej_Muag lol

[@Michelle-rdz17]

Lol our native mexican ancestors are originally from Asia… I can see it😂

[@e9983enika]

Mongolian viewer here! I can definitely say that we don’t have big heads 😂 Happy 2 mil, guys! 🎉

[@Afro_Blue]

I like this new thumbnail style, looks sick

[@MinCalm]

1 mil les goooo. Btw the thumbnails are good, I might miss the classic style but the new style is good too.

[@marlonramirez5897]

Congrats on 2 mill!!!

[@kie-skatemods4141]

I’m a Hmong man. And I can tell the differences. You just have to live with certain groups of people long enough and you’ll see what makes them them with their physical features

[@kie-skatemods4141]

😂😅😂😅😂😂

[@sheFEISTY.43110]

Love the new background for the video thumbnails.

[@McChaddington]

From my experience as a Korean American, East Asians and even some Southeast Asians can easily pass off as each other. My Japanese, Chinese and Viet friends have all been mistaken as Korean by my parents. Like Bart and Nick can easily pass as Korean, I personally know a Korean dude that looks just like Nick. Subin just looks straight up Korean. Joe looks pretty clearly Japanese.. I think its his nose and eyes.

[@Ntsej_Muag]

I always say that Joe looks like the drift king from Japan when he smiles. 😅😅😅😅

[@areksoo]

I have many of the features mentioned for Koreans (big head, no body hair), but because of my darker skin and big eyes and growing up in Canada, nobody ever guessed I'm Korean.

[@prnceyy7401]

Congrats to 2M!!! Can you guys also please bring Subin back more?! He was amazing!

[@InsaineAZN23]

Loving the new thumbnails at 2M! JK NEVER DIES BABY LETS GOOO

[@Juanderful1]

I’m definitely new here but here for the long haul

[@pho-sachi]

CONGRATS ON 2M SUBS! CAREFUL BOYS😤

[@laurenirene6835]

Love the new thumbnail design

[@liizzset]

Congrats JKNews on the 2mil. The 2 millie. First the new thumbnails and then the 2million. Nice.

[@ninjakp9457]

Hmmm may take some notes!! 😆😆 Edit: Congrats on 2 mil subs 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

[@macoyupadoodle]

Filipinos look more like Malaysian, Indonesian (Malay race). The ones that really stand out are Indian/Pakistani . Human migration in Asia stayed within Asia thats why there are strong similarities. Even Pacific islanders came from Asia but they were isolated thus the distinct look.

[@itsmetricia06]

Wohooooo! Congratulations JKN. 2M 🎉

[@Fatfingers5678]

Finally 2M!!!! Congrats you guys! been watching you guys daily for almost 10 years now, and love how the channel has evolved over the years but stuck true to your own flavour of humour. Hope to watch another 10 years of JK!

[@Calida]

The other clues is usually what clues me in, like how they dress themselves and how they carry themselves, like I knew Soobin was Korean from his name, but he for sure looked and dressed like he grew up on an island 😆 CONGRATS ON 2MILL GUYS!

[@ninebyten112]

When nick said Mongolian head 😂

[@dontezlee2904]

yeah hmong people are short but the next generation are getting big. like i’m the tallest hmong person in my family at 5”11 but avg is like 5”5-5”6. 10:48

[@yengshoualor]

thanks for the hmong shout out! lol hope to see a hmong guest member on !

[@jasin95]

GOLDEN AGE OF JKN PART 2

[@SonOfChiyou]

Much love from a long time Hmong viewer.

[@MALVURN]

congrats on 2 mill

[@flammo9]

"You don't stare at nips?" Nick lmao

[@Kingli18]

Wow congrats guys on the 2 mill! Now let’s see those tattoos

[@DamnAwesome]

AYYYYYYY AFTER SO LONG, THE 2 MILLION SUBS ARE HERE! JKNEWS DESERVES IT SO MUCH!

[@MaryGrace-w6u]

Lots of Japanese people has bow/bowed legs. You can tell by looking the way they walked or just by standing.

[@k7374-y4n]

Its due to the lack of meat and calcium in their diet. This is also why they have crowding in their teeth

[@TranHungDao.]

6:00 Which other Viets got called out when they looked down at their jade buddha chain 😂😂

[@michaelphilip1]

Congrats on the 2M ets go baby!!

[@az00001]

Hmong people right here, bros!! Lol 🫡 Hmong has a history of 5000 years originated from today known China or Zhongguo. Hmong in the US are majority from Laos after being used to fight during Vietnam War. Over 95% of Hmong, who refused to be Han, still resides in China. And yes, there are small amount in Hawaii. Thought that Korean bro there was Hmong when he said he was from Sac. Thought we finally have a Hmong on your show. Lol. C'mon! Get Doua Moua who lives in LA. He played Ching-Po from Mulan or Gran Turino. He'd be good or at least nearby.

[@chinaleemh]

Ayyyeee 2 milly ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 CONGRATS 🎉 I can usually tell what kind of Asian someone is but I don't think I would be able to name the features of why outloud just off the top of my head 😅

[@hammstnb]

Joe is right thou , there’s that look in a person that you don’t even have to try and guess sometime . . It’s so strong HAHA. But if we go with Bart’s logic, if subin is in Singapore, he’s a Korean living in Singapore. The look doesn’t go away, it’s genetic aye hahah.

[@jaymasterflash9396]

As a Latino, I can distinguish sometimes which Latino person is from based off looks skin, height and accent