Off The Record: How To Physically Tell Asians Apart

[@rybo510]

2 million. You did it! Congratulations

[@slugtothechest]

🎉🎉🎉

[@elsieabu4821]

Why did that lowkey make me emotional

[@dannyzurita4759]

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@dannyzurita4759]

“Fear everyone” tattoos all around!!! 😂

[@grateful_fear2155]

Oh shit!

[@ritty44]

Ever since nick came on yall were destined for 2mil since he's so funny

[@JustKiddingNews]

He made it happen

[@kimmie5475]

Nick FTW!

[@god6815]

Should get nick is funny tattooed on them

[@Ledge__]

​@@god6815down both shins in Korean lmao

[@dowhatiwantc7637]

@@god6815this is even more hilarious then “fear everything” 😂😂

[@aggies5963]

Been watching for nearly 10 years, its been such a rollercoaster over the years. But you guys kept it real, funny and interesting! Congrats for the 2 million, no deserves it more than you guys 🎉

[@TheEckoEcho]

2million before August? Time for that Matching Tattoo bet!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@CNX625]

Bruh, Hmong are on an Asian spectrum. They could look jungle Asian or East Asian. And then slap the indigenous Asian look in there for extra credit. I didn't know, but there is some Hmong in Hawaii. Not a lot.

[@KJ-ek2ze]

Discussing these types of topics with Kalyne trying not to squirm is extra fun.

[@InsaineAZN23]

Loving the new thumbnails at 2M! JK NEVER DIES BABY LETS GOOO

[@mochiyoshi1]

I’m Cambodian on both mom and dad side. Living in Vegas. I get extra dark. When my grandma comes to visit, she says “oh my god, why you so black?” 😅 so khmaw

[@juliussayavong5219]

I think east asian can tell east asians apart easier while SE asians can tell SE asians apart

[@juliussayavong5219]

Also im Lao and honestly we just look like dark thai people with bigger eyes

[@LEGOHMAN1]

Woo 2 MIL!!!!!! Congrats guys !!!!!

[@brandonlee2880]

Your Hmong viewers are very happy for the constant Hmong shoutouts because no one knows who we are 🫡🫡🫡

[@Calida]

The other clues is usually what clues me in, like how they dress themselves and how they carry themselves, like I knew Soobin was Korean from his name, but he for sure looked and dressed like he grew up on an island 😆 CONGRATS ON 2MILL GUYS!

[@genris8995]

2 millions subs congrats 🎉

[@kaliayang7857]

Hmong viewer here! Love you guys, congrats on 2 mil!

[@touxiong302]

Hmong viewer here but Subin is funny. Keep up the funny podcast.

[@XXX_JiaYangGuiZi]

Actually Chinese from different parts of China look different too. Many people from the Fujian province of Mainland China could be mistaken for Taiwanese.

[@itinnyi]

Because they were Fujianese originally. The majority of them at least.

[@meanwhome]

Nick " that's hitting my cervix for sure " 😂

[@az00001]

Hmong people right here, bros!! Lol 🫡 Hmong has a history of 5000 years originated from today known China or Zhongguo. Hmong in the US are majority from Laos after being used to fight during Vietnam War. Over 95% of Hmong, who refused to be Han, still resides in China. And yes, there are small amount in Hawaii. Thought that Korean bro there was Hmong when he said he was from Sac. Thought we finally have a Hmong on your show. Lol. C'mon! Get Doua Moua who lives in LA. He played Ching-Po from Mulan or Gran Turino. He'd be good or at least nearby.

[@kiarademoner]

2 milli gang!!!!! ❤❤❤❤

[@r.c.7779]

Let’s be honest, Ryan doesn’t even look Asian. He’s very ambiguous looking

[@jennyzubiri9312]

Lots of Filipinos in the Philippines look like that. But Filipinos who migrate to the US look more Asian

[@moefinesse9878]

15:23 Kazakhs are not a mix of Russian and Chinese. The Kazakhs are of Kipchak Turkic origins where the Chinese built the great wall of China to keep the Altaic peoples' out from China. They have an inspiring history where a man named Baibar was captured as a slave from a Mongol invasion. Baibar was sold to Egypt who later rose to sultan status and defended the Egypt from the Mongol invasion. Baibar was their ruler, known collectively as the Mamluks. It's kinda insulting to a Kazakh to call them Chinese since they were sworn enemies.

[@wowsupra5503]

Mix of Mongol, Turkic and Iranian

[@moefinesse9878]

@wowsupra5503 iranian. I don't think so. If anything, it's the other way around. Iran has been conquered nuttiness by Mongols and Turkic peoples. 40% of Iran's population are Azeris who are also Turkic

[@TWK_THD]

Baibar was a general never was or attend the status of sultan

[@saidabana9742]

So happy they hit 2 MIL!❤

[@Jiminie53421]

It looks like the new thumbnails are color coded 👀

[@Egnatius]

Bart could be the poster boy of what the ideal Chinese mas should look like

[@dukeguy9]

Lmao hmong is short and stocky, can’t even denied that

[@NEK711]

2:59 Ryan’s laugh 😂❤

[@josephcastanuela4675]

Let’s go!!!! 2 million!!!!!

[@wintl]

Joe has an identical twin to a hmong boy. Saw him in fresno cali in the 90s

[@Msemilykay]

Nah Lao ppl you can tell by the nose lol flat and wide (most of the time) 🤣🤣 I can vouch 🤣 but also I’ve taken a dna test and I’m Chinese/Vietnamese/Filipino/Malay/Indonesian so honestly…..I could just be Hmong 🤔🤣

[@maigrrr]

Waiting for the tattoos now!!! 😁😁

[@adanserrato9881]

Hmong girls can ABG hard...haha

[@freemyboitrump]

2 MILLION MUDDA PEOPLESSSSS, CONGRATULATIONS! Been watching y’all since I was in middle school and now I’m 21 and still watching y’all You guys literally feel like my friends even though I have never met any of you! There’s no one better than you guys man… congrats again

[@MbisonBalrog]

How long has this show been going on? I dont think it has been on that long.

[@oofbonk9741]

​@@MbisonBalrogthey've been around since like 2012, this def adds up brother

[@dylantran1347]

Woah that 2 mil looks crazy. I’m so happy for the whole crew and the longevity of the channel. Hopefully we can keep celebrating more milestones to come. Long live JKNews and the Careful Boyz😂🎉🥳

[@hoorayforliving]

Ya’ll just hit 2 MIL!!!!!!! CONGRATS!! Been watching you guys for over 10 years :~)

[@kEaNeKlEiBeR]

The editing is really getting on point. They’re stepping their game up. Probably because Nick is so funny

[@Ang3ri]

"Squint your eyes" 😑 "See?" Hahahaha Nick and Kalyne crack me up

[@projekk_wasabi6301]

i am a Hmong person and Joe was spot on with his desribtion of us XD

[@droptopp3479]

I meann its true because thats like 60% of hmong dudes but i guess i got lucky and was born taller and slim

[@PandoraBear357]

I am also Hmong, and he is pretty spot on.

[@Mr-pn2eh]

Have you ever played hmong us

[@ponceasmae]

I did a 23&me because as a child my mom told me that I was part Hawaiian. I told everyone I met. "Hi, I'm Mae Mae. I'm Filipino Hawaiian." And when I received the results, I'm 99.9% Filipino.

[@theguywhoasked-r7e]

The Philippines are pretty homogeneous than what most people think. The most common foreign blood if you have one is Chinese and its mostly 5% or less

[@casper75559]

Nick and Ryan carried the boys to 2million! Let’s be honest, Ryan put in that work on shorts to get them fans and Nick is a breathe of fresh air for this company!

[@nobody-n9s]

Nick and Ryan elevated JKNEWS 🚀

[@186FreakinCool]

2mil, New thumbnails, this is a new Era of JK and I'm all for it!!!!

[@Art_Codex]

Im Japanese Filipino living in Japan for almost 16 years, I am able to tell apart Chinese, Japanese, Filipinos, Vietnamese and Cambodian. Filipinos are super easy, especially Filipinas, they have a certain way of walking.

[@helloman3676]

Trust me, you won't be able too. Maybe when they speak but if it just a picture, NO WAY anyone in the world can tell asian aparts and i'm asian.

[@FakeAccount-yc3to]

@@helloman3676 Uh you're just one person. Those of us who grew up in Asia are able to better distinguish Asians because we've been exposed to so many Asian faces. Of course there is historical mixing in Asia so we can't always guess correctly. But it is easier for us to tell. On the flip side, we have a harder time than those who grew up in the west distinguishing, for example, white ppl (Sorry).

[@helloman3676]

@@FakeAccount-yc3to No you can’t ….maybe in your small area you lived you could but the world is a big place. No one can tell Asian apart from just looks alone.

[@marit4sj214]

I'm Filipina and all my life I've been mistaken for Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Thai, but not Filipina. Even Filipinos are surprised when I tell them. That was the saddest part, when your own people don't think you're one of them.

[@hayabusa1329]

​@@marit4sj214check your dna

[@kquiteno]

Sitting here on the toilet taking a #2 and I see that yall finally hit that long awaited and deserved 2M!!!! Congrats JK News! Bart and Joe have been part of my daily intake of funny for the last probably 8 years! The channel has been through lots of people that came and went but this new group of people starting with Ryan, Anthony and Steve now the newer peeps like Ryana and Kalyne have elevated the channel. Yall survived the covid era and beyond to only keep growing and build on this new chapter of JK News! Let's gooo!!!!! 🎉

[@livlt3711]

I'm Samoan and I get mistaken for a filipino all the time. I've also been told that I look Malaysian. All positive compliments!

[@roosplans]

I'm Hmong. My brothers are taller than 5'6"..one of my brother's 5'10" But, generally, hmong people are shorter.

[@corynn.l5146]

Dude, I'm hmong and all the generations born past 2005 are freaken giants. All my little nephews and cousins (ages 14-19) are like 6 ft and built like a trex. Like how tf did we go from strong turtles to gorillas within 2 generations?

[@Ntsej_Muag]

It's either food or genetics. My nephew is 18 and that kid is almost 6ft tall. He's taller than his dad (my brother). But his uncles from his mom side are really tall. Just as tall or taller than him. My uncle (my mom's brother) is 5'11. My mom told me that her mom's brother's were really tall too. My baby brother got his tallness from my mom side of the family. He's the tallest out of our siblings.

[@az00001]

It's the the right steroid food we eat! Lol

[@MrJrcaesar1]

Dude, this is such a legendary episode. Laughed my ass off the entire 20 min.

[@thed-litelife3557]

Subin needs to be a permanent roster!

[@mangotar0]

2 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS! CONGRATULATIONS JKFAM! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

[@droptopp3479]

Lol honestly subin, bart, and nick can pass for being hmong. Hmong people look chinese, korean, and south east asian. Everyone i meet says i look korean

[@niamtxiv]

Exactly 💯. They look Hmong lol

[@Sake_Ikura_Don]

I’m from Kazakhstan! Idk why but I was happy when Kazakhstan was mentioned!

[@AnonYoBizness]

Congrats on 2 Mill guys, Well Deserved. Glad you decided to stay on youtube.

[@DestineeY]

I’m half Burmese (from Myanmar) and half Hmong and I love whenever y’all mention us

[@SlokeyPokey]

Woah, that’s a mix I’ve never heard of before 😮

[@DestineeY]

@@SlokeyPokey I know. I think me and my siblings are the only ones. Lol my parents both met in pharmacy school. My mom is Burmese and dad is hmong

[@teen0rz]

🇲🇲 did you end up becoming a pharmacist too?

[@SlokeyPokey]

@@DestineeY that’s actually such a cool and unusual story. You should be happy to be one of the first 😂

[@DestineeY]

@@teen0rz no I’m studying in international business. Specifically in Myanmar. My uncle (moms brother) is my mentor and he has businesses in Myanmar. I lived there for 6 months right before the pandemic

[@jbotosan]

It’s great seeing all these congratulatory comments on this video - a very on brand off the record. Complete with the convo ending on a classic JK topic - 🍆 but for science

[@bethnichols2875]

lolol I'm imaging the look on Gilbert's face when he sees Ryan licking his lips and hears you guys talking about his dad's booty. 😂😂

[@laateenreactieachter]

You cant really tell.. history and migration caused a great variety in the gene pools. For example in indonesia you can find people that look chinese, philipino, Polynesian etc. You will find people with straight hair but also people with extremely curly hair, you have light skinned indonesians but also indonesian that are dark as fuck. Same goes for europe nobody can tell a german or a dutchman apart unless you look at their clothing style.

[@yuhgy6201]

The way you guys pronounce Hmong makes me laugh every time 😂

[@Taezza1]

Every one of JK News' 2 Million subscribers voted Nick as prom king. Congrats Careful Boiz!

[@ncpalafox]

as a filipino i get mexican or indian a lot lol

[@GYSMelanie5]

2 mil let's go!!!!!!!!! Congratulations 🎊! Loved this video, lol. Cung Le is cool as hell and so humble and down to earth. Ya'll killed me in this video! Love Subin!

[@csruehle0507]

Yep, even us Asians can’t tell each other apart! Very true Laotians are very difficult to tell apart. And Koreans do have a huge head. 😂 My BD is Korean. OMG! This is Definitely one of my favorite episodes!! 🤭🤣🤣🤣

[@04pm06]

2 MILLION CONGRATS! What a glow up for the thumbnails as well

[@UtotheJ]

I don't know what Ryan is talking about. NO normal brain Mainland Chinese will ever say they are Taiwanese... even if they don't like China, they are not calling themselves Taiwanese.

[@karenlin974]

Comparing Japanese and Koreans Japanese are definitely smaller and look very much feminine, probably among all the Asians they have least masculine physics.

[@k7374-y4n]

Yes you are correct. Japanese men are very short in stature have weak jawlines

[@vaniaaprillia9495]

​@@k7374-y4ni know Chinese and Korean seem have very inferiority complex againts Japanese, Japanese is most dominant among asians in world major sport from football volleyball basketball rugby baseball

[@herprojects88]

Lol. There are tall Hmong people. 😂 I will say that they are a little hard to tell apart from other Asians because we blend so well in each Asian race. But we do have a look.

[@MaryGrace-w6u]

Lots of Japanese people has bow/bowed legs. You can tell by looking the way they walked or just by standing.

[@k7374-y4n]

Its due to the lack of meat and calcium in their diet. This is also why they have crowding in their teeth

[@bigmind8508]

I can tell if it's a Japanese girl from her teeth. Koreans from their eyebags. Chinese from the size of their arms. Singaporeans are beautiful. Filipinas from their English accent. Thais from the pitch of their voice. Vietnamese from jawlines. Malaysians and Indonesians are hard to distinguish.

[@Dalziel45]

Singaporeans aren't that beautiful lol not even hatin I live in Singapore and usually when a person's decently handsome or pretty, you can guess they probably have some Malaysian(or other country) blood at most one generation away. Pure Singaporeans(those 2/3 gens in) usually look a bit wonky lmao. Maybe something about the small population diversity idk.

[@k7374-y4n]

I assumeyou are from Singapore 😂

[@richardsinasone6813]

Yoooooooo Bart had me dying when he said “ Stingy” 😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️, i was cracking up as hard as Joe!

[@naryxiong1457]

Congrats on 2 Mil!🎉 Loving the constant hilarious conversations on this channel. Also, I love when Joe talks about us Hmong people. We feel very heard on this channel! Thank you for that! ❤

[@divinelymoowah6104]

but, anthony wasn’t in the episode..lol

[@fairladyzxbone]

Congratulations 2M subscribers 🎊 🎉

[@geezjunior]

As a veteran jk news fan joe is right the first time watching them I thought j stood for Japanese and K stood for Korean, Bart passed as Korean for me 😂

[@taoist32]

He doesn’t really look Korean to me.

[@Mr-pn2eh]

Same here man I thought Kwan was a Korean last name.

[@flammo9]

"You don't stare at nips?" Nick lmao

[@hammstnb]

Joe is right thou , there’s that look in a person that you don’t even have to try and guess sometime . . It’s so strong HAHA. But if we go with Bart’s logic, if subin is in Singapore, he’s a Korean living in Singapore. The look doesn’t go away, it’s genetic aye hahah.

[@xxttakret9045]

Hmong people in sacramento are indeed scary.. but also very nice!

[@Ntsej_Muag]

That depends if you're living in the North Side or South Side of Sacramento. Both sides are dangerous.

[@princess_bubblegum125]

I know y'all don't mean Asians as in the whole of Asia but actually oriental Asians, but i urge you to look into the north east Indian tribes and try to guess oriental Asians or northeast India Also congrats on 2mil guys y'all deserve this W🎉🎉🎉

[@Mr-pn2eh]

You mean Nagaland

[@princess_bubblegum125]

@@Mr-pn2eh i mean northeast India in general

[@Violet.Bora_]

Wow! Finally, 2Mil!! Truly a historic moment. Congrats guys!!!

[@sara.cbc92]

You'd have to be blind to not be able to tell Japanese and Koreans apart. The guy in the green cap is a very common Korean face.

[@hOtneO]

Was at a buffet on the weekend, and it was really busy, but when seated I knew that when the water in the cup rippled, that there was a giant Samoan walking by. And they towered way over the buffet lamps, and were so massive that every time they went to the buffet, and I wanted to get something from the buffet, it was like driving into a one way street on garbage pick up day, you just had to turn around and come back later. The embarassing part was the poor old black lady in the scooter, and her beeping sound she made backing up because the Samoan was blocking her path, and was refilling his plate. She knew the script and left her black attitude at home when she came to a Asian strip mall with a Ranch 99 and a Chinese buffet. When the whole party of Samoans were all seated, that's when everyone at the buffet rush to get food before they came back. Our table would quietly whisper "the coast is clear" after sticking our head pass the privacy divider, to let everyone know that the lanes at the buffet were not occupied by the Samoans.

[@BBAM3rd]

for 2 million, have a hmong guest!!!

[@loi7551]

I agree with Bart, im filipino living in philippines, i have friends who look like nick and subin, can and anthony. I also travel to other asian countries before, and in south east asian countries look so much similar, even in taiwan some people look like filipino too. You will only can which asian country is an asian by how they speak.

[@pragueexpat5106]

As a 188cm (about 6.1-6.2 feet?, I'm not sure) Mongolian living in Europe, I often get a confused look from people, especially other shorter/smaller Asians.

[@asian2theoscar275]

2 fucking million 🎉🎉🎉 congratz JK crew. And I also like new thumbnails! Been here since 2012. You guys are the people I always looked up too!!! Keep doing ur thing!

[@TranHungDao.]

6:00 Which other Viets got called out when they looked down at their jade buddha chain 😂😂

[@reapinthebenefit56]

I love how anthony is in the thumbnail but not there 😂

[@Vic-Valentine]

as a white guy ive always had an easy time telling korean, japanese and chinese apart usually, once we get to all the others it can get tricky tho

[@Mr-pn2eh]

I'm white and I can't. Although I like curvy plus size Asians.

[@MarkMiller304]

Taiwanese are basically Fukienese, Hakka and some northern Chinese that came with the KMT mixed together.

[@jsurfin1]

There are the native aboriginal taiwanese as well.

[@MarkMiller304]

@@jsurfin1 like 2 percent, not enough to be significant.

[@hOtneO]

Asians are less than 7% of the United States, so there's no way they are bringing down the average. The USA should be in the top five since that's where they make all the corn movies. LOL

[@d10146]

all these stats on p----s sizes are bs anyway. literally just made up propaganda.

[@marsa-]

Anthony being in the thumbnail but not the video is 😂😂

[@jasin95]

GOLDEN AGE OF JKN PART 2

[@fellyf89]

2 million!!!! Tattoo time

[@XavpwTsisXavSawv]

😂 hmong do look scary.

[@_Armas_]

Congrats on the 2mil !

[@josemadrista123]

Man, I'm Mexican by heart, and I'll love to marry an Asian woman who would love me and respect me and counterwise. That's all that matters is respect and trust in one another

[@dilkumarpun8342]

Yo SHOUT OUT to Bart talking about Nepalese. He might be talking about me lol.

[@jasonluis8895]

U.S is not even close to top ten. Too many Asian Americans 😂 congrats on 2mil

[@choosyduchess25]

OMG!!! 2 Million subs! Finally after 1,000 years. 😂 😂. I'm a fan of JK sincce 2012. 😍😍

[@badboyonibaku]

Go to Thailand, Indonesia, Malaysia and Philippines.. You cannot tell us apart.

[@lkatt7766]

2 million baby!!! ❤️❤️❤️ Dessert celebration time! Fear everyone ✨

[@EternalEric]

Awesome just noticed you hit 2 million. About goddamn time! Congrats 👏

[@pvo528]

2 MILLION THATS WASSUP CONGRATSSSSSSSSSSSSSS JK!!!!!!!

[@ricg3010]

Taiwan and Mainland..... same shit, they are Han ethnic Chinese

[@sara.cbc92]

Yes, the same. It's like North and South Koreans.