Off Topic: Ep. 22 - Mistake on the Lake

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Off Topic: Ep. 22 - Mistake on the Lake
/ achievementhunter

[@GriffonRamsey]

To everyone commenting that I'm attracted to whomever I make eye contact with... I like Michael a lot as a friend but I am not making eyes at him. You're reading into something anyone who has a degree in Theater should know how to do. It's a performer trick called "passing the food" which means to direct attention to the one in the spotlight.

[@JeneralGared]

Well said. But it's the Internet so they're just looking for people to ship.

[@tokicrapper]

the immaturity of the Internet is such.

[@ritsukaseriyko1491]

That's the internet for you. But forget that, you and everyone were fun to watch about discussing random, awesome topics! Thanks for that.

[@blakespaude6770]

just a bunch of trolls. they act like women can't talk or give attention to a guy with our thinking it's a sex thing.

[@phillwelsh]

sorry mrs ramsey

[@injusticevideos9459]

Jeremy: "Well I killed a starfish onetime." Jack: "By accident right?" Jeremy: "...(silence)..."

[@RaphaelBas1995]

Geoff: Well don't worry, Jeremy. I killed about fifteen deer one time, and this cat another time, and that cow, and that Gavin clone...

[@phillwelsh]

+Raphael Basile hey ahwu intro guy, could tell by the beard lol

[@phillwelsh]

+Raphael Basile loved the intro btw

[@RaphaelBas1995]

Kill Phill Thanks.

[@Lovesickobsession19]

Jeremy is fucking savage

[@90msg90]

TIMESTAMPS. 00:00:42 - intro 00:03:15 - Geoff's mother retraction 00:06:20 - Orcs Must Die - PAX East Booth 00:07:25 - cursing discussion 00:09:00 - Brandon does not speak to Geoff 00:10:36 - Race to Million Subs - multi camera stram 00:14:12 - what is ScrewAttack good at 00:19:04 - AH Hockey League / Wrestling League 00:22:10 - Theather Mode premiere, picking new movies 00:23:58 - Day of Doom mention 00:25:12 - Dinosaur at PAX 00:32:53 - AD READ: 1-800-flowers 00:33:03 - 00:33:16 - HDWG - ad read thumbs up 00:34:34 - laundry done by mom - Geoff's story 00:36:05 - Griffon steps in 00:38:40 - Jeremy killed a starfish 00:40:35 - Jack killed a squirrel 00:43:09 - Geoff is a great husband 00:44:08 - things to do in Cleveland 00:47:05 - Jeremy alone at signing 00:47:49 - are AH members interchangable 00:49:15 - Siri responses 00:50:32 - Joey Fatone 00:51:40 - Steve Harvey mention / Patton Oswalt / Russell Brand mention 00:54:17 - dog shoes / dog surgery 01:01:25 - cracking joints 01:03:51 - AD READ: Crunchy Roll 01:04:48 - anime discussion 01:08:14 - being caught masturbating 01:10:22 - waking up problems 01:12:50 - kids are durable 01:17:17 - Jeremy gymnastics gone wrong 01:19:49 - 01:20:10 - electrician's porn moment 01:22:59 - shit dildo story 01:25:58 - 01:26:27 - HDWG: dildometer 01:28:55 - sweets challenges 01:32:53 - where do AH ideas come from / The Ring with the book 01:34:47 - AD READ: MVMT Watches 01:36:53 - Griffon in Snapchat / dickpics 01:39:15 - Griffon and Geoff relationship 01:45:18 - Ikea VR 01:47:55 - Michaels mom talking about killing rabbit 01:49:25 - WTF - skinning the rabbit 01:50:27 - trial and error from the earliest of times 01:51:39 - 01:52:57 - caveman milking a cow 01:52:57 - Game of Thrones discussion (spoilers) 01:53:07 - 01:53:32 - HDWG: Jeremy saying f* off to the audience 02:01:09 - 02:01:33 - HDWG: Jeremy, be the bigger man ======================== Deported - Gavin Free ======================== HDWG == How Do Words Good

[@pyrothemusical]

+90msg90 Thank you very much for the timestamps.

[@CarlosMoreno-du3ux]

+90msg90 comments like these are time savers

[@quantumkris5028]

+90msg90 At the 10:36 timestamp, you misspelled Stream...

[@Switch4Hire]

+Carter Stamsta Hey jackass some people make compilations from these podcasts this man is a saint.

[@quantumkris5028]

***** Obviously he watched it if he made the time stamps for it shit head xD

[@420timkelly]

For the non-sponsors, Theater Mode is **fantastic**. The movie they had in the first episode was utterly horrible, but the commentary that Jack, Geoff, and Michael provided over it was hilarious. I was consistently laughing so hard that my chest hurt at times. The editing is well done, to boot; even some gags added in post will make you laugh. I definitely think it's worth the time and money of signing up for a sponsorship.

[@TheYamyamz]

true

[@sebbehb]

+Goombalo10 it won't come out on youtube

[@goonsquad_official]

+Goombalo10 they'll have to get way more rights to put it on KZbin. Geoff said that since sponsorships are paid, it made the process of getting the global rights from the producers to use the movies much easier. So don't expect it to ever come out on KZbin.

[@juliangarcia6264]

Nice try fake account by roosterteeth, your efforts to persuade us are not working

[@TheYamyamz]

Julian Garcia it's actually awesome

[@100blueeyedboy]

Griffon is so awesome. That whole family is just the coolest group of people

[@logan982011]

Oops

[@lukesoliman647]

this aged like milk

[@100blueeyedboy]

@@lukesoliman647 yeah, but they're still cool, just individually

[@lukesoliman647]

@@100blueeyedboy true

[@txsomb]

"Your future wife better thank me." Yikes. Lmao

[@bartalamoo1]

Can Geoff physically go through any video without saying "salt of the earth" at least once?

[@HM4Hill]

+PikaChooBacca thats like him never saying "Thats the funniest thing Ive seen in my life"

[@albertsampson5550]

+O.G. Loki that's like asking Adam Kovic to not say "we live in a weird world where.."

[@iicardarellix]

+O.G. Loki dying

[@ritsukaseriyko1491]

Try having him not say "dick", that would be impossible!!

[@mutedmayday]

I always thought that phrase was describing a crappy person

[@Xenunnaki]

This may sound kinda stupid, but I'd really like to see a stream of Jack playing vanilla Minecraft with no clear goals. Just peaceful Jack building a nice house for 2 hours.

[@austinvanderveer213]

+XenuLies That'd be wonderful to fall asleep to. I don't mean that as an insult, that's a genuine observation.

[@Thatguyuknow2550]

I love when griffon is on. It reminds me of the old drunk tank podcasts. Geoff,Gus,Burnie and Griffon were the best group.

[@punyparkerr]

nice advertising because I only clicked it immediately because griffon was in the thumbnail

[@Tmy3rs]

Same

[@stuman789]

+Thomas Myers SAME!! glad she is back!!

[@captinchillin]

+Riana Jae Griffon is cool but, omg those earrings...

[@davidcarlson4958]

+DizzyTiger Makes her look older than she is =\(0_0)/=

[@Sauskeuchia414]

+David Carlson also elegant as fuck

[@QuestionmarkX3]

Fun Fact about Griffon: Geoff put a baby in her.

[@n9ner100]

Nope. Millie was from his ex

[@eddyking1225]

+Thurman Murman really?

[@ayyylmao5978]

+Thurman Murman nope, Millie came out of Griffon. So Geoff put a baby in Griffon.

[@annadenesyk2428]

+EddyKing69 No, Millie is defintely Griffon and Geoff's kid

[@Bumafa]

how do sex work?

[@ThePlainswalker1]

Gavin's End Credits Names: 1: Stand-in for Mr. Jones 2: Weenie Inspector 3: Fart Archivist 4: Magician's Assistant 5: Dentist for Mr. Dooley 6: The Law 7: Gurt Miser 8: (RTX Australia no credits) 9: Helmet Boy 10: Finger Holster 11: Peef Rimgar Superfan 12: Witch in Training 13: Inflatable Flesh Sack 14: Dan Gruchy's Assistant 15: Sphinctal Aroma Therapist 16: Funhaus Intern 17: The Guy Who is Going to Beat Jeremy to a Million Views 18: Smuggest Prick 19: Beaver Expert 20: The Guy From Coudy With a Chance of Meatballs 21: Anal Baguette 22: Deported

[@Nutbeam]

The people accusing Griffon of liking Michael because of her polite manners to use eye contact are obviously the type of virgin nerds that you see on reddit/4chan/9gag etc that talk about creaming their pants because their crush said "hi" to them or looked at them lol

[@zgillet]

I really want a guest spot from Ray in a Theater Mode... he is the best at off-the-cuff banter.

[@TheSkyHazCloudz]

And he's great at mocking things, which is what Theater Mode is.

[@T-Fyre]

He also needs to appear on off-topic.

[@lowbrowlassie]

"If you had to put a number on how many more years you think we'll be married?" Oof.

[@seraphtheowl2902]

boy, that joke aged well....

[@GrumpSupport]

Griffin just STARES at Michael when he does the Crunchyroll ad read XD

[@bladethrower9000]

+Oliver Akers As a choir kid in high school we were always taught to look at a soloist instead of doing our own thing, so the audience doesn't get distracted at whatever we're doing. So I think it was just out of respect

[@GrumpSupport]

bladethrower9000 yeah but looorrrrd she just starrrred into his soul XD

[@Daluna13]

holy crap it's Griffin

[@chaosdrop7151]

Griffon*

[@torballs]

Giraffe*

[@ds12z]

+Daluna13 Griffyn*

[@poeticpotato]

grifball*

[@stillatin]

more like MILFin

[@zgillet]

Griffon looks a) drunk and b) attracted to Michael.

[@GROUNDEDanimals]

IKR! I thought I was the only one to notice but it is SO OBVIOUS

[@MeekersMadhouse]

It's all scripted

[@TheSnowmenKing]

+Anikin Meeker what

[@darrianweathington1923]

look at those glasses who wouldn't be?

[@brup123]

+SiLenT366 I'm guessing you say this because of her straight eye contact with Michael whenever he spoke, but I think that's just her character. She likes to listen intently and give her full attention. You'll see her do the same to anyone else on the table, but it's because she faces the camera for Michael that it's alot more obvious and visible.

[@DannyTanimoto]

I live for the random Burnie cameo each episode

[@sherlockisdead]

Griffon is so alluring. I don't know why I just can't put my finger on it.

[@masterkjm4260]

i wish i had someone who looked at me like griffon looks at michael when he does an ad read

[@ThatsWhatSheSaid4795]

+Jack “anaconda” Shtiel Haha, right?! She looks like such a good listener.

[@louisgriffith4130]

+Jack “anaconda” Shtiel Haha, fucking noticed that too, it was kinda weird

[@stagnetxballer4605]

wordd

[@chrishoff7794]

+Jack “anaconda” Shtiel I'm gonna get you!!

[@georgee.a.5095]

it makes me want the girlfriend I will never get lololololololol

[@hockeyplaya0021]

Really amazing to me that people think a female making eye contact means she is sexually attracted lol. Should talk to more females, actually for their sake don't

[@hockeyplaya0021]

+Not A Ricer Well if you knew fuckall about Google you would know that its a last name of a few hockey players Mr. Not a Ricer. Must get lots of cookies with that one

[@hockeyplaya0021]

Its about world peace...

[@b3stnoobever]

+Foligno Fight fight fight fight fight.

[@DDnufcGamer]

If it's constantly and for a long time (like staring) I always feel awkward, but I'm not great with eye contact anyway xD . But I've learned from other things, making assumptions is fine, never act on them unless you're sure. For example, A girl making eye contact could mean she likes you, or she is interested in what you're saying, or she is just pretending to be interested in what you're saying to be nice. If you dont figure out which one it is, the outcome will vary vastly if you decide to act on it haha.

[@tonyrocks951]

+Foligno as a guy i'll take any sign i can get. If she says no then i'll politely leave :D

[@Magic_Man_]

"Keeping up with chat is so bad, like disconnecting yourself to answer a question is difficult" Ray: "fucking noobs" *starts blazing*

[@colta4630]

I had a Siberian Husky, (Atlas) who was huge, but scared of everything- like, it would lightly shower and he would be hiding under the table. One day he managed to tear the ligaments in BOTH his rear legs, and when we took him in to get that fixed they could only do one at a time. So we got one of them fixed up, and by the time that leg had fully healed the other one had semi-healed itself and the Vet just said it would be best if we let that heal over time by itself. After maybe a year both legs were perfectly fine, he just couldn't quite run as fast as he used to

[@wombat2152]

More Griffin!

[@RhysClark97]

+Miles Martin *Griffball

[@DrHankVenture]

+MLG Wombat *Gryffin

[@DrHankVenture]

+lawfvader6 did you not pay attention to the pattern?

[@lawfvader6]

+DrHankVenture I may not have expanded the replies to see that... That's awkward... I'm gonna go ahead and remove my asshole comment now...

[@DrHankVenture]

+lawfvader6 lulz

[@keltonsouza5003]

Theatre mode actually seems really cool

[@TheYamyamz]

it is

[@carsnob]

+WilliamLordPiggeh what is it supposed to be?

[@Steelface97]

+Velvet Walrus Funny?

[@Dwhitelambert]

+Velvet Walrus they watch really bad movies and make fun of them

[@i_so_late]

+Kelton Souza the preview doesn't do it justice, I was worried about it but it was fucking hilarious

[@scarytitan14]

Seeing Geoff with alchohol is mind blowing now

[@mcisfree]

23:16 Jeremy's face when the camera was on him for no reason was the funniest thing in this whole podcast

[@StevenSendak]

Holy fuck -- The Legend of the Griffon returns.

[@giggityguy]

this was great to see because geoff said in his AMA that he stopped doing the podcast because griffon wasn't gonna be in it anymore so now they got to do a podcast together again

[@picklessour4615]

at about the hour mark of this video when griffin just stares at Michael, I would instantly feel uncomfortable lmfao.

[@elijahbowen1599]

+Refined Pixels i came into the comments to see if anyone else was seeing her do that lmao

[@seanrichardson3657]

My Off Topic drinking game is to drink once every time Jack says "Yeah". Half an hour in and I regret this already.

[@Gdaddy923]

Gosh, look at how Jack looks longingly at Michael during the ad reads. He must really want him, clearly.

[@omgqwerty082]

I never noticed how intensely Griffon maintains eye contact with whoever is speaking. Honestly, I would feel super intimidated.

[@THEXYZFACTORclips]

End credits: Producer Michael Jones Deported Gavin Free

[@Steenar123]

I love how Griffon looked and listened very intently to Michael during the ad read. Makes her seem very nice!

[@chloeneville800]

Michaels sweet Team Rocket shirt!

[@marknutt6490]

Nah #TeamPlasma

[@ErkalEtruria]

+Mark Nutt Team Plasma is so good if you play ptcg.

[@guitarfan149]

+Mark Nutt Nah #teammagma

[@ErkalEtruria]

+guitarfan149 Then again, they are pretty good too.

[@Matthewforpresident]

DRUNK TANK!!

[@pureblackeagle]

Hahaha that's classic. I miss doing that.

[@LazGav]

Geoff looks so much like Millie when he's shaved

[@nickyisnotcool3795]

+Lazertazer Millie looks so much like Geoff when he shaves, you mean.

[@LazGav]

Nicky G. It works either way, and it sounds weird that way because Millie's not the one changing.

[@nickyisnotcool3795]

Lazertazer Geoff gave birth to Millie, so it would make sense that MILLIE therefore looks like Geoff, regardless of whose changing what. Not meaning to make a big deal out of it, the way you structured the sentence just ticked a nerve with me, is all.

[@evillittlejawa]

Hahaha Griffon sits down and Geoff IMMEDIATELY pours himself a drink.

[@NinjaRaider2]

36:32 foreshadowing

[@tuckersimmons4950]

Theater mode is literally the best thing Achievement Hunter has ever produced

[@cortex8589]

Off Topic?

[@elliotcasson3027]

+Mr. Scarecrow Dr. Frost Off Topic's great but I watch it less cause of episodes rarely being all achievement hunter people, they almost always have someone from funhaus or someone unrelated to RT at all.

[@tuckersimmons4950]

I love this podcast, it's my favorite podcast. But theater mode provides that amazing entertainment a podcast can't.

[@ButterPeanutSandwich]

damn this really brought back some nostalgia from the drunk tank. Really wish we could get more Geoff and Griffon together on here

[@mytwo7]

Michael felt griff eyes staring him to during the ad read fucking hilarious lmao

[@ArjunG445]

Ikr hahahaha

[@scabbynack]

I don't know, the way Griffon looks at Michael when he's talking... Geoff better watch out before Siri is telling Griffon where to hide the body

[@downtown6927]

+scabbynacker Yeah not only that, but good lord can geoff and griffon get divorced already, shit is cringey as fuck

[@ed4pints]

+Daniel Davison dude not cool

[@syedamishalvi8743]

Go to the first video podcast with griffon, you'll see comments like that about Joel, she looks at everyone like that, another example is go watch the rtx happy hour panel with Gavin

[@syedamishalvi8743]

+Daniel Davison also, fuck you

[@downtown6927]

+Amish Alvi fuck me? I mean y'all can be mad all you want, but you can't lie that it is cringey to watch two people make under the table jabs at one another. like scared of my wife, or your next wife, or my ex wife like you can hate me but I'll come back one day.

[@mariekt313]

them having the conversation about when they're gonna get divorced was so sad, tbh.. when jack said 1-3.. fuck

[@VampireQueenMinami]

Who else likes to look at the credits just to see what Gavin is labeled as this week?

[@zekeo111]

I do it every week man

[@WisteriaBerlitz]

goddamnit now I have to rewatch all the credits XD

[@gummyhaya]

Jeremy during the GoT discussion on the wide shot! lmao.

[@lawfvader6]

Oh my god Griffon! It's like Drunk Tank again :D

[@surgicalglitch3265]

No disrespect to Geoff, this is absolutely a compliment in the purest sense of the word. He landed such a stunner with Griffon. Such a sexy and interesting woman.

[@TJTroubleMaker]

The way Griffon stares when she listens to michael is...intense lol

[@ShedaNoPanda]

On the leaving a dog outside topic, my dog has been an outside dog since he was a puppy, 11 years now. When we first got him we tried to bring him in the house once it started getting really cold outside, he however, was not having it. He barked for the entire day and well into the night until we put him back outside. After that, we didn't hear a bark out of him unless someone was in the alley behind our house. Moral of the story, dogs have preferences... or something like that.

[@flyonthewall4123]

As someone who has lived in Northeast Ohio for my whole life I can confirm that there are a lot of fucking cemeteries here.

[@flyonthewall4123]

HeckuvaMedusa8 Probably

[@Tralfazz74]

"gelling like a felon" I hope Jeremy's been waiting years to use that

[@ltshep713]

With Trunk Club, MVMT, Warby Parker, etc. Roosterteeth must have some damn well dressed fans.

[@gummyhaya]

+ltshep NOPE

[@ltshep713]

CRACKA JACK Excellent argument, good sir. I do not know if I can ever overcome one so well versed in debate. I concede to you, you have won.

[@gummyhaya]

This is not an argument. I'm simply correcting your assumption. AH/RT fans do not dress well. I've seen photos of the meet ups, and when I went to see Lazer Team, they all looked awful. You're an idiot.

[@ltshep713]

CRACKA JACK Yes, my mistake. I am ever so sorry to have so terribly offended you with a joke. I was making an observation that many of the company's sponsors have to do with clothing, and good clothing at that. Instead of blatantly stating what the thought I had was, I phrased it in a shorter, more jovial manner. I did not know that you would need the former to understand.

[@ltshep713]

CRACKA JACK Well I do believe that only one of us has not remained jovial, and I am certainly not the one that's angry over a comment on the internet.

[@wolfking164]

I love how Geoff and Griffon look at each other during this. It's pretty obvious how much they care for each other outside of work.

[@joshjd01]

Why is Geoff getting mad at Jeremy killing a starfish when he's killed multiple deer? Haha

[@joshjd01]

And a cat

[@JeneralGared]

He killed them accidentally. And the deer lived, and the cat was already dying he put it out of its misery. Jeremy meant to kill the starfish.

[@joshjd01]

FreedomMaster Fair, but didn't he kill one deer as he was driving back to put the original one out of it's misery?

[@Snozzer]

36:40 "I think we both pull our weight, but we have different areas.." "Some of us just pull our weight more." *Geoff proceeds to pull out a bottle of whiskey*

[@MaztRPwn]

A Geoff and Griffon podcast episode. Tis a treat

[@raymondreeder1220]

They should stream Geoff talking. There is something oddly mesmerizing about watching an un-mustachéd Geoff mouth move. Truly magical.

[@brendanfligger1669]

Came for off topic, stayed for Griffon

[@TannSquid]

Man watching this I remembered how funny Jack is. He might not be the most consistent but he has his moments.

[@primerivz6239]

definitely do the prop hunt stream. Maybe murder and terrorist hunt as well

[@AviTheEnby]

murder!!!

[@Chacason]

The background noise and hearing people taking in the background at first I found it annoying, but then I realized it just gives it the extra feel that your in a real bar. And that feeling that your tuning into a group conversation at a bar. Also gives it just another edge to this relaxed podcast.

[@bladespn]

Now they're divorced :(

[@blanked_out_chin]

Griffon would look amazing with a colored chest piece.

[@CoolCacti]

I've come to the conclusion that Geoff is a mixture of Tony Hawk and Billie Joe Armstrong.

[@Puffleman24]

+CoolCacti Without the beard this is far more correct than I'm comfortable with

[@brandonearley9624]

+CoolCacti You just hit it on the nose.

[@JoshTruff]

I like how the glass at the beginning is as faded as the one I got shipped to me.

[@AttisSoul]

6 way streaming would be great for bring back GO!

[@Menapaws1]

I think its funny, as soon as Griffon showed up, Geoff poured another drink.

[@Deadpoolxxx2099]

I miss seeing Griffon. She should be a regular guest of Off Topic.

[@MrGeorgeFlorcus]

"You make a lot of jokes that would make 15 year old boys laugh..." "Well, yeah, that's our job." See, sometimes Jack IS the funniest person in the room.

[@africa241]

Those stupid "Griffon eyeing Micheal" comments are exactly what got Presented With Comments cancelled.

[@inconveniencestore2848]

+Kay Sabb how so? explain? im out of the loop

[@africa241]

roosterteeth.com/post/51263016 there you go. Though I may have taken it slightly out of the context. But at the end of the day, it still shows how stupid and immature the (supposed) AH fans can be.

[@lolhaha6552]

They said the same thing about her and Joel back during drunk tank. Pretty weird

[@RockZombieIAm]

+Lol Haha Its really just her face. Eventually she'll be actively trying to make a resting bitch face, so people can start saying she looks sick or annoyed instead.

[@krusader85]

Griffon's haircut is awesome

[@markalepsy8506]

Geoffs a lucky man.

[@danielcrosby54]

Am i the only one that is so much happier that they put the RT sponsor ad at the beginning instead of randomly in the middle of the podcast.

[@Redflametrow]

45:22 There actually are things to do in Cleveland. I've only been to several major cities, but Cleveland isn't bad. I've been to San Francisco, New York, Detroit, Cleveland, Washington D.C., and several others of varying sizes. The problem with any place is that the locals often don't know what's interesting to most people. If something is interesting to experience, you may go once every year to once in your life. Also things that cost money. So things that you pay money for you're not necessarily doing often if you don't have much of a disposable income. Uber drivers don't fit into the large amounts of disposable income category often. Uber drivers are discount taxi drivers which are discount limo drivers/chauffeurs. Cleveland has the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, NASA Glenn Research Center, Art and History Museum, it has beaches looking over Lake Erie, the Cleveland Metroparks, the science museum, one of the largest metropark systems, the Cleveland Zoo, architecture of old buildings, 3 major league sports teams each with their own venue, Playhouse Square is a group of large theaters for live plays, there's the Cleveland Orchestra , the West Side Market, and other places. Lakeview Cemetery has President Garfield buried there with him being the only US President buried above ground. Lakeview also has a stained glass chapel made by Tiffany the founder of the Tiffany jewelry company. The cemetery also has other noteworthy people like the creator of the gas mask traffic light (may be the same person), a Little Rascal, and is also where John D. Rockefeller the first billionaire and debatably richest person ever is buried. Telling you the bars, restaurants, and clubs to go to that average people take for granted would seem like a waste of time to tourists. One particular reason to look for food in Cleveland is it's home to Michael Simon and a few of his restaurants. Michael Simon has been on the food network in multiple shows including being an Iron Chef after being on the show at least twice. 40-50 minutes away from Cleveland you have Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio which is home to the greatest roller coaster in the world as rated by fans in Millennium Force as well as rated the best roller coaster park in the world. There are decent sized conventions held around Cleveland each year in Colossalcon and Wizard Con Cleveland. The NFL Hall of Fame is near Cleveland. The problem with any city is you have to know what you want to do first and foremost. I want to do nerdy stuff in most cities. There are very few cities that promote things like that. There's places in Japan for example that promote that. I also don't care about most history or celebrities. Monuments are somewhat interesting to me. Theme parks would be somewhat interesting to me. So having to travel to a city and then asking someone who knows little to nothing about you what to do when they don't know what there is to do is a poor formula. This whole thing connects to my desire to be factually accurate. There are better cities than Cleveland for many things. Just like New York city when I've been there wasn't that great for example. It's not my type of thing. So it's hard to hear people talk down about Cleveland when that city is overrated as a tourist spot for me. FAO Schwarz is gone for example.

[@Redflametrow]

46:00 There are horses in Cleveland. Half of the areas of Ohio are basically farms. If you want a larger place to ride horses, it's just a bit of a drive. I know of horses in the Cleveland Metroparks at least. There's also a large Amish population in Ohio so going on some roads on horses works well.

[@ClevelandBrowns32]

Cleveland Rocks!

[@Redflametrow]

Nathan Burgess Yeah, going for 2 big championships this year. Just don't ask about the football team. Still won hockey (not top division) and UFC championships as well. So I think looking at 4-5. It'd been a good year.

[@keithunnamed1224]

The name of that library book should be "How to get away with murder"

[@ShowStopper195]

'Deported' Gavin Free LOL

[@saltndhoney]

Jack talking about his cats and him fearing them dying reminded me of my cat. She was 16 when she died about a month ago, had her since I was 4.

[@CaptainMug]

Roosterteeth - where you need to listen to 4 commercials before the video even starts....

[@user-gk2sc4ky4i]

+Damian Hernandez Thank you

[@CaptainMug]

Damian Hernandez Comment section - where people think they can insult other people without consequences ... yay for flagging...

[@Smoermannen]

+Damian Hernandez time is money friend

[@CaptainMug]

***** I think you misread/wrongly interpreted what I was saying... but thats fine :) 1. I never insulted Roosterteeth, It's a fact I had to watch 4 commercials, it's not an opinion... if they get offended by facts that they put there themselves then it's their fault, not mine for pointing it out. 2. I never implied Flagging results in consequences, I simply implied that people think they can say stuff without consequences and that I'm happy there is an option for flagging (Which actually does have consequences in longer terms, but I wont bore you with that)

[@Darren.G]

-Can't wait for the IKEA V.R. episode, make it happen Michael. -Haven't seen Geoff's wife before & never cared for sleeves on women, but I'll be damned if she isn't smoking hot with them. -Those dog shoes/slippers are good for dogs with arthritis in a home with hardwoods. Helped my 9yr old rottie get around, instead of sliding every where.

[@professormohawk1]

Cut to 2 years later. Not jokes anymore. Lol

[@quadesmith2988]

honestly, i'd be surprised if Brandon ever talked to Geoff again. The last off-topic was hard to watch imo, they practically bullied him till he was bout to cry :P

[@natea3799]

We don't know if he apologized or not. Geoff is a dick but not enough to not realize it.

[@mannersmatter_]

You need to chill. It's all for the camera, and if Brandon has a problem with it, he'd let Geoff know privately. lol

[@mikeyRavens52]

The correct answer was 1 year...

[@Blake-vi2zi]

Michaels story about his dog hits home. Right around the time this came out, My dog had that same thing, only in both his back legs. We have no money for surgery or amputation. He's healing naturally, which the vet said was fine.

[@nicolekane3304]

I wish griffon was on stuff like this more like I'd genuinely watch a podcast she hosts

[@charleh74]

Griffon is lovely and I like the different perspective she brings to this podcast, if only for one episode, it was really nice.

[@Why_It]

Why does Geoff look like he has an extremely small face in this one?

[@gokuss15]

He shaved, and in the process lost like half of his face's surface area.

[@Why_It]

Probably true, though.

[@nyodeler6647]

He's sitting next to Jack.

[@superblack898]

Jeremy, you'll be happy to know that you did not kill that starfish. if you cut a star fish in half, you're really helping it as that is how they reproduce.

[@ZoniacMan]

The first Off Topic I've seen. Guess why?

[@coleslaw2435]

+ElectricRazer why

[@LegitVids078]

Griffon

[@coleslaw2435]

Legitvids078 makes sense

[@thatonenerdloser6537]

+coleslaw 24 the fact that you asked... It's the same reason for all of us.

[@brookie7797]

Geoff's dream idea for the mystery movie with the library has also been done in Chuck Palahniuk's "Lullaby". Basically the main character notices a trend in a bunch of unexplained baby deaths, in that he found the same book of lullabies in the home. That leads him to discover that one of the lullabies in the book kills people when it is recited at them. Horror ensues.

[@brandonmaloney9758]

at 1:46 l'm wondering how long it takes Blaine to get pizza

[@joeyhall1205]

You'll be waiting for a while

[@astroAntagonist]

I'm not a fan of Game of Thrones and don't watch it so i figured who cares I'll watch the last 15 minutes because you can't "spoil" a show I don't watch and I like Off Topic so whatever I'll watch it. The best part was sitting there for like 5 minutes not knowing what they're talking about at all, feeling left out, and then looking at Jeremy and being thankful I wasn't the only one who had no clue.

Loser

You're a loser

[@astroAntagonist]

Haterzjusthate11 ???? for not liking game of thrones???

[@tevenpowell8023]

+Alex Egbert it's okay, I was lost to. But seriously, watch Game of Thrones.

[@astroAntagonist]

+Teven Powell thanks. and I said in not a fan. its not that I haven't seen it. its that I don't watch it because im not into it

[@nut913]

Peer pressure doesn't work on me guys I'm not becoming a sponsor.

[@funafull1]

Fight the power little man

[@NevermoreRMG]

+Liam Huntsucker Well, it may not have worked on you, but it worked on me and LEMME TELL YA. Theater Mode is fucking hilarious!!

[@Adudenameddevon]

+Liam Huntsucker Dude, I am a sponsor, but for some reason my computer hates the site and it's more convenient to use KZbin for mobile, so seeing this message is kinda like a drunk dad getting a call from his son asking him to come home because his son misses him.

[@nicholaspiazza6782]

+RavenMania Gaming I see your game

[@mityhedge3687]

+Liam Huntsucker Tried becoming a sponsor to watch Theatre Mode. The site won't even let me. Sucks that their website is horrible.

[@dandyh7272]

If you cut a Starfish in half then you just have two living Starfish. Cutting them in half doesn't kill them.

[@Agostina999]

GRIFFON :D

[@boriente]

Griphinne*

[@kaldalis7515]

+Yester Day Eh?

[@dickgrayson7223]

+Yester Day I... What? I know your gonna say "i was joking" but that's wrong.

[@monkeyhorserider]

Pronounced Grafoon

[@Collsy100]

Which brother does Michael hate? All I know is that his oldest brother David is the one that hit him in the face with PVC pipe by accident, and his middle brother Jimmy is the that would let him play video games with his friends but also beat the shit out of him.

[@baseballjustin5]

St Louis Blues won against the Dallas Stars today 4-3 to tie round 2 at a game a piece

[@marknutt6490]

I....was....so....elated

[@Epicbliz27]

Let's go blues

[@Greendogblue]

Yeah... Sports...

[@diegolegods]

I can't believe LeBron Kobe got that touchdown for the Seattle stars!

[@gummyhaya]

Real original jokes here... It's neat that you enjoy Basketball keep doing your thing.

[@auriroselli8696]

I feel like I've gone back in time, Jake has a medium sized beard, Geoff has no beard, and Michael has glasses.