NEW FRIENDS ft. Matt Watson (Official Video)

The official video for NEW FRIENDS ft. Matt Watson
Streaming: bit.ly/3dgTQYZ
Lyrics bit.ly/3jcj2DE
Socials
Matt bit.ly/35TLnql
Jakob bit.ly/3nuxmaE
Carson bit.ly/35UaucG
Lazy Eye bit.ly/3gXn3Kq
$teev bit.ly/3dcsgfl
Credits
Direction / Camera: Carson Tucker
Editing: Carson Tucker, Jakob Morris
Produced By: $teev
A Lazy Eye Production ©. 2021.

[@SuperMega]

MMmmm this is... a tasty burger

[@tropicson]

big bang bazinga bing bong burger

[@zac1192]

immaculate

[@SamuelSamuelSamuel]

howd you come up with such an original comment?

[@Gr1m_Gaz3]

Maxmoefoe hacked into the supermega mainframe and took control of the channel

[@drenn.]

thanks supermega

[@maxmoefoePokemon]

MMmmm this is... a tasty burger

[@mcgillicuddy]

HI MAX :D

[@isaachartikainen6178]

hammed burger

[@commodorebuttfreckle6610]

Jakob on coldones boss?

[@everestgreenest]

Nasty baka

[@arlencowan8794]

Hmabuger

[@manfellafellaman]

we became musical artists ft. Matt Watson

[@WillyDeeTV]

lmfao

[@canofbeanss]

Correct title

[@RedGr33nBlue]

predicted it

[@josephkony3993]

holy shit hahaha

[@WillyDeeTV]

@@RedGr33nBlue lmao dannng

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

Jakob has been putting out so much good content so quickly, it feels like Christmas every week

[@Glazedonut]

My feelings exactly, Jakob is on point, making big moves. keep it up, proud of you. I eat cereal.

[@Malevolence460]

Preach

[@honeydewher]

FACTS

[@jontee4free]

@@Glazedonut oh shit I eat cereal too!

[@xxnoobfiregamer2577]

I KNOW

[@garnyd777]

I can only imagine what bullshit Jakob would say on Genius interview LMAOO

[@eis1243]

oh no

[@Harpoonthrower]

@@eis1243 oh yes

[@hansenriquez1810]

[matt's ad lib about kissing jakob] "I like making out with my friends and collaborators. It doesn't make me gay."

[@GoldenT1K]

Dude I LOVE BROCKHAMPTON.

[@AsexTwin]

JAKWATSON

[@hello-bw9cr]

LMAOAO

[@izabellar256]

BYELMAOKMEOANSIANA

[@lucascampbell8482]

mfw both the matts look alike

[@pleasebevivid]

you did not just do that lmaoooooo

[@ryanakitchen]

Having 2 whole minutes of essentially the pumped up aesthetic edits of offcanny intros is so damn satisfying and how it syncs with the banger track is immaculate this is gold right here

[@AyndrewRyand]

Fax

[@armin.penzes]

why does matt actually sound so perfect on this kind of a beat

[@adrideza1702]

Matt is god

[@MrKeeganimal]

They literally could go far with this by hitting a niche market

[@jwswart]

it's his jam, holmes

[@ethan8122]

bruh he went too hard

[@meofjack9644]

Finally found what Jakob is good at

[@van-zo6ef]

LMFAO

[@danielmarais6216]

Most of music has been great, sad that he’s deleted them

[@augustusegg7324]

the distortion on jakob's vocals was fucking hellfire don't let that distract you from the fact that he docks with matt tho

[@Deadbeatcow]

Matt has made a full transition to E-Boy at this point

[@athelstaneofconingsburgh]

yah

[@ScotchOffTheRocks]

What?

[@isla2202]

From car reviews to E-boy

[@a7fog324]

do you even know what an e-boy is ... Cuz he's nowhere near that

[@Hiflipsicasian]

Always has been 👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

[@therustydhael1528]

Yes to all of it. Youre bringing everything that youtube has scattered and broken over the years back to life with offcanny. Offcanny is a portal to bring back the golden era of youtube! All these collabs and ideas are just amazing. All the different energies youve managed to fuse in this project are amazing.

[@Corrado-Junior-Soprano]

Matt needs to quit playing and drop another album

[@riopedermikayla123]

This is actually really good… it’s just the lyrics are kinda fucked 😂

[@DetectiveRei]

IKR LOL

[@viperz_slays7278]

It slaps

[@voiderez4509]

Well it is still jakob and Matt I would expect nothing less lol

[@BigBadRanch]

What you smoking b. this shit goes to the heart

[@jontee4free]

Yea that's literally Matt Watson as a definition

[@samroth9029]

i was waiting for a matt watson collab but this is NOT what i expected lmfao

[@micahlowhoy7645]

I wanna see them do an escape room drunk or high 😌

[@anothernik9372]

yes please!

[@puddlebarf]

Im telling your mom that you're talking about drugs online little guy

[@micahlowhoy7645]

@@puddlebarf be my guest

[@raccoonblenders1482]

@@puddlebarf my mom buys the drugs bro

[@steeg5879]

The lyrics perfectly encapsulate what Offcanny represents as well as being fire

[@waynekerr3428]

Thihs track is more fire than the sun, bro.. haha respctfully to any dead of fire

[@ike2065]

matt watson actually went hard as fuck

[@voidleech3465]

he usually does. hah it’s weird bc you’d never expect it.

[@isla2202]

yeah, normally his car reivews arent like this

[@brite2k]

matty dub on the track

[@suggy2001]

okay but Matt didn't have to go so hard on the track! This is a real shift from OUCH! and I'm totally down for it

[@abbycap302]

Finally, now just get a supermega collab and i can die happy

[@jax3636]

on the supermegacast they mentioned filming a video with Jakob so that's probably on the way (from how they talked about it they made it sound like a comedy video and not a music video so I don't think they were talking about this one)

[@doctorsackphd7153]

Last Video "Why am i bad at everything" This Video *shows genuine talent and creativity*

[@dennis_duran]

Matt is such an unironically talented artist.

[@beepboop8751]

Look at these good Christian boys making beautiful music, God bless!

[@sleepybrendo]

holy shit, this is genuinely kinda fucking hard

[@Old_Man1949]

[Intro: AlsoJakob] Ain't no salary cap, I don't max out I made a mil' with the tax out Trigger fingers when the gats out But if we throwing hands, hit like Pacquiao Blood on his shirt He wiping his nose, you'd think he was sick You standing too close, you might catch a cold I keep to the code, I come from the 6 I come from the (Woo) [Verse 1: AlsoJakob] Kick in the door to your crib You already know I'm taking a shit in your bathroom I ain't gonna flush after blowing it up And then I'm gonna cum in your vacuum Sipping molly water Watching How to Train Your Dragon 2, marathon on TNT Keep a blick on me, in case it gets hot Gun cocked, air it out like 'bnb Rocks in the face, that's The Thing, it's fantastic Lit like I'm Johnny Blaze in this bitch I ain't got a method, but mans will attack you Gripping that stick like my cock in the bathroom Two hands She make it clap, throw two bands New year, making new friends Hе a white boy but no Klu' Klan [Interlude: AlsoJakob] At least I don't think he is, um I guеss he-, I guess he could be [Bridge: AlsoJakob] Feeling like I'm Finn, I see the strangest things all in my vision now My dogs turned into snakes, guess they magicians now, I'm over it Please don't hit my line, I'm jerking off, there's no controlling it Me and Matt, we stack our racks, and dock our cocks, then roll in it We dock our cocks [Interlude: Matt Watson] You have really soft lips, dude They, we-, really soft lips Way softer than my girlfriend's lips, if I'm being fully honest I would love to put your lips on my girlfriend! [Verse 2: Matt Watson] Uh-oh, Matty Dub on the track Drip is so clean, got some suds on the track (Woo) Jakob he asked me to come on the track We a choo-choo (Choo-choo), running a train on the track Fantano is dead if he don't give it ten Send out some shooters to make his life end (Whoa) Kick in his door, make him squeal like a pig And then cap his bald ass like I'm clicking a pen Now I'm stacking the cash, and it's tall like a mountain Got boys with me like it was Brokeback Now I'm packing the bag, and it's got me all anxious Got poisonous pills in my Prozac [Verse 3: Matt Watson] I got your bitch in the back of my hatchback Sucking my dick like a Dyson, she bad, bad Packing a brick or two up in my backpack Call me the dealer like we playing Blackjack (Damn) I just had an epiphany That I could probably be the next big rapper wannabe But I don't think that I'll do it Because I would much rather sleep until noon, and say screw it Yeah, I might do what you think Yeah, I might drown in the pink Yeah, I might fuck around and hit up Embassy Suites Rent a penthouse and piss in the sink [Outro: Matt Watson] For real, I might, get a penthouse in Embassy Suites and just piss in the sink Put that shit on Instagram live, ha

[@terablespeler]

I showed Offcanny to my Christian parents now you’re rapping about drinking Molly Water I can’t endorse this anymore

[@marcelus4781]

Lyrics are atAcceptable levels of sus, but just barely

[@7ngel]

I’m ngl Matt is actually a better rapper than a lot of white rappers lol

[@rigamarooh]

I mean hes better than a lot of rappers in general

[@b52goats]

That comments pretty ignorant, are you from the 90s and just came to 2021?

[@Greyrayin]

@@b52goats how

[@enkei7956]

Nah its actually good wtf

[@Day100]

The camera work and production is really good! Only complaint is that some of the vocals are really tough to hear.

[@Zuignap]

Some? All I heard was "shit in your toilet and cum in your vacuum"

[@Roddannn]

@@Zuignap lmao same

[@knotu72]

@@Zuignap that's the only important part

[@Progresss]

@@Zuignap That was all you needed to hear

[@88spencerpope]

Audio quality was 7/10 on the absolute dumpster fire scale

[@therustydhael1528]

Back to the rap game I see Jakob👀 Still remember the Blonde project.

[@bonyek1089]

It’s a Poggers moment when they come out with a new video

[@FunkyFreshSkelebro]

RYAN MAGEE FROM SUPER MEGAN?!1?1?1

[@joshuapeng5949]

really rubbing it in on Trevor who's still mustering the will to open Ableton

[@gleenglator1249]

Usually mixing isn't an issue for me, but tweaking it so the lyrics are easier to hear might improve the song imo, other than that tho this shit is dope as hell

[@jurv7626]

Agreed, the lowend was really overpowering the vocals

[@mazarine_44]

@@jurv7626 kinda like it tho, gives it a different feel on the ears

[@buyitprod196]

@@jurv7626 I think that’s what they’re going for it’s supposed to be extremely obnoxious and well ... offcanny

[@lukespam8376]

It’s intentional, I prefer music mixed this way

[@RetiredRobot]

Ever heard of Shoegaze? There are tons of groups that put their vocals lower in the mix than what is the norm Edit: wrote “lower” twice cause I’m inept

[@sameilerman717]

Jakob's work ethic is unmatched goddamn dude

[@trustlesseyes]

this song is unironically in my spotify wrapped 2021

[@ferlinmigwans6521]

The content is so random and I love how unexpected everything is

[@gibby3350]

Y’all be writing memes in the comments but is no one gonna talk about how incredibly well done this track is??? The flow, the beat, the timbre, the everything! So good!

[@mr.fancyraccoon6936]

Why is this actually pretty good wtf, i might bop it and its not even because i like both you guys.

[@Brodstaman]

Okay now we need an OFFCANNY x TMG collab on a song

[@batman113100]

jesus christ $teev snapped on this beat holy shit

[@slickrick666]

2024 anyone?

[@hildabaah3967]

Me still

[@lucksury]

Let’s fuckin go Matt, get that shit my skinny friend!

[@robbied1722]

truly touching lyrics with a mind numbing beat that hits deep within the soul, this really puts me in the shoes of this mentally struggling artist

[@Gr1m_Gaz3]

Like actually, this goes so hard wtf I can't stop listening on repeat

[@jam8815]

Danger Incorporated looking kinda different lowkey

[@-AAA-147]

Beat be like: "BZZZT-e make i-BZZZT ya know what I m-BZZZZZZZT?"

[@cyyak]

Listen to this with headphones on, it’ll feel like an Earthquake hit your house

[@Earthiness]

Holy shit. Fuck yea Offcanny

[@nostreesnomess]

Still hard😂

[@makkerfelix]

"We became rappers"

[@OFFCANNY]

Tomorrow

[@n8glo]

whats up checkmark

[@MyName1sBOB123]

I miss Jakob's music, and seeing this makes me want his alsojakob album back

[@Kirisaga]

WAIT THAT EXISTS??? is there an archive of some sort

[@reph_]

@@Kirisaga check soundcloud

[@Kirisaga]

@@reph_ ended up doing that after commenting lol thanks tho

[@homeboi9794]

> I come from the six Did not question it at all

[@p4uli30]

where do i buy a matt watson

[@p4uli30]

it's for a friend. Hah. totally not for me

[@TetsuoIVIX]

Oh wow. That’s the Ouch dude. I heard them mention a Matt in the podcast but I had no idea who that was lmao. Didn’t even know he was a KZbinr haha

[@forgonenapster8888]

I literally cannot stop fucking listening to this, please, mor music in future!

[@CriIp]

MMmmm this is... a tasty burger

[@xxsin_5233]

It's criminal how underrated offcanny is y'all deserve all the fame and recognition

[@SQUIDPILL]

MMmmm this is… a tasty burger

[@pcstudio2284]

Where is everyone? I'm all alone 😭

[@jackwade5]

Not anymore dude

[@jubmeister]

How

[@pcstudio2284]

@@jubmeister magic

[@yeeter6012]

BABE WAKEUP JAKOB SPITTIN

[@supermoleplays]

This is so high quality if they actually tried I bet they could make it with music

[@Philbaggins1]

What do you mean, they just MADE it with music man, this was REEEAALLY good

[@MikeRotch24]

@@Philbaggins1I couldn't hear shit lmfao shit was still a banger thoo

[@Laggiest_]

JAKOB MAKING MUSIC AGAIN LETS GOOOOOO

[@PuppiesOnFire9]

“my dogs turned into snakes, guess they magicians now” is unironically a ridiculous bar

[@paypay1421]

Jakobs voice actually works well for music

[@natalieabcdef]

“So how much bass do you want?” *”Yes”*

[@jaredcostello9782]

Lmao they sampled the supermegacast episode Jakob was on

[@BerryBebop]

dude you are an editing inspiration oh my GOD

[@mobagel_]

Holy shit this bangs harder than my wife's boyfriend

[@jamesna7892]

how many streams for jakob to start an only fans?

[@JoeSmith-jp7bk]

What happened to the guy from the first offcanny video?

[@midnightoracleminis3585]

not what i was expecting from off canny, buuuut that shit was a fun trip

[@garitcarijean5612]

Blonde boy poppin off on this. He just doin what blonde boys do

[@Blue-bn8px]

This really didn’t have to go that hard

[@momo_love_]

Lit fire flames

[@aideng.2054]

He has finally done it boys, he's found something he's good at

[@Mythikal13]

I love this new Drake and Machine Gun Kelly jam

[@cyn0_]

Usually most youtuber music is trash, but this shit actually slaps.

[@illmanneredgentlemen4295]

Get some South African sound, hit me up.

[@Bluntula]

Matt is surprisingly really good.

[@GoldenCoastGTA]

Kids, don't blow your 808s, if it sounds like a hardware issue, it don't sound good.

[@xaviersilva1701]

Haha 808 go BRRRRR

[@Bread0772]

I guess fantano has to give it a 10 so he doesn't die

[@L33PL4Y]

The bass is unbearable in this, it overshadows everything else and clips my speaker

[@RoachCatJr]

no

[@L33PL4Y]

@@RoachCatJr yes actually

[@spriteguy7690]

Every rapper ever been real silent after this dropped 🥴

[@thedailypersonsopinion2099]

Tyler dropping the album of the year would like a word

[@rigamarooh]

@@thedailypersonsopinion2099 it wasnt that good

[@thedailypersonsopinion2099]

@@rigamarooh I do not speak to those with terrible taste

[@rigamarooh]

@@thedailypersonsopinion2099 Tyler is overrated dude like Post Malone

[@parallax5922]

TMG vibes

[@texrex2848]

Very cool Jakob and Matt your uncles are proud

[@radoslav573]

my dogs turned into snakes guess they magicians now is the hardest line this decade

[@hanahhess3595]

When Matt first appeared on cyndago, I thought he was a talentless nerd, I’m glad to say he’s proved me wrong

[@ROHGamingKrew]

This is honestly a fucking banger

[@dr.crawdadmathis5934]

Jakob!! Just wanted to say thanks for all the hard work you put into ofc to help people laugh. You’re my shiny little boy star but don’t tell Trevor k? He might get big jealous

[@Nuhaalmasri]

He's a jew witch is sad. But the music is fire

[@MrCat-fy7bz]

1:35 I hope Fantano mentions this in his review.

[@thedapperturkey]

Matt fits far too well in that outfit what the fuck

[@cyyak]

Who else can’t understand the lyrics?

[@swoozoe9900]

Alternative title “ we became rappers”

[@e.fencyy]

the sample is mad friday - rap, no?

[@phaeopng]

Matt had no reason to go that hard but he did

[@omglawl2damax]

We need that Zack Fox collab Jakob

[@tikemanski3548]

"Ugh, Matty Dub on the track!" That whole song is epic! Shots fired at Fantano. *OffCanny* going off the Chain!