americans try to understand alan carr being british for 10 minutes | Alan Carr: Chatty Man

[@OfficialChattyMan]

Yup Ryan Reynolds is Canadian...my bad please forgive me Mr Reynolds ❤️

[@johnsmith9903]

i wanted tosee the reaction to Dandilion and Burdock. I loved that but then I love root beer and both are repulsive to normal people

[@nikiTricoteuse]

Mr Reynolds can be any flavour Mr Reynolds wants to be.

[@abdirisakawes6544]

Hey Alan, you cool 😎

[@apertureinfocus7193]

@JamieSMB Actually mate, you're wrong. It's a british colony. Hahah. FU.

[@cesarr7025]

Still American

[@bobosmodernlife]

He's so damn funny. Quick with his responses. And doesn't care how it lands.

[@abdirisakawes6544]

Absolutely 😂

[@sarahscorer5574]

Yes 😂💕💕💕

[@zackerythomas3675]

Man, this guy has great positive energy just flowing out. He is born to be an entertainer.

[@the.h.is.silent]

I agree!

[@JR28.]

He does and he's been around making shows for years

[@delanodegenie6970]

I swear Americans look and listen to us at times and wonder how on earth we were responsible for the English Language 😂😂

[@Ana_crusis]

@@zannaxz well some books and a bit of studying will solve that problem for you rather than just wondering aimlessly...

[@ston4255]

Ye because americans can judge on language.

[@mikemorris4548]

@@ston4255, and probably have no fkg clue who is responsible for it lol. I'm not being harsh, but they are more or less completely clueless, bless em.

[@mikemorris4548]

What ston 42 said.

[@Brimfulofbeauty]

My American friends think I’m bloody mental with the shit I come out with sometimes 😅

[@ethanbohnen6183]

I fucking love this guy. Has me absolutely howling. Especially with how mythed the Americans look trying to understand him

[@pureskill123]

That would be "miffed" mate. We need to spell our weird UK only words properly in case anyone else wants to use them.

[@ethanbohnen6183]

@@pureskill123 Christ I'm an embarrassment

[@philbecker4676]

@@pureskill123 I actually thought that was some new slang I'd never heard before. To be mythed. To feel so lost it is like you are in a myth. Okay maybe it doesn't work.

[@ethanbohnen6183]

@@philbecker4676 yeah, once you realise it's not spelt right it completely throws you off... I'm going to start a new thing though!

[@peterjf7723]

@@pureskill123 mythed is an alternative spelling of mithed. Northern English dialect meaning to worry about, fuss over or moan about something. mither (third-person singular simple present mithers, present participle mithering, simple past and past participle mithered) (intransitive, Northern England, especially Manchester) To make an unnecessary fuss, moan, bother. quotations ▼ (transitive, Northern England, especially Manchester) To pester or irritate someone. Usually directed at children. Will you stop mithering me!

[@judsdragon]

brilliant and that last parting shot from Alan "I cant do anything straight" almost killed me lol

[@jamesmetzger1678]

That was amazing.

[@music.football.music.football.]

Alan Carr is gold. The Friday Night Project was awesome! And so was Chatty Man! He needs have another late night show!

[@katiefinnerty453]

"Nooo, I don't do anything straight" The perfect quote to end on 🤣🤣🤣

[@abdirisakawes6544]

One of the best talk show hosts ever, always makes me laugh 😂

[@greg_216]

I love Taylor, she's so quick on the uptake.

[@zaunschirmseppl]

Never heard of Alan (sorry, I'm Austrian), but this man is wonderful. I'll have to watch more videos, will make many of my days.

[@nickoffury]

I loved Alan’s show cos I got to see things like Britney Spears learn what dogging was for the first time 😂

[@orbitpro]

Pulling a sickie and watching the Antique show really hit home for me 😅

[@gustoslapswill]

Alan's got a degree in dogging, he knows all the rules 🐕‍🦺 🚗🤣

[@owenorders5202]

Not really. He didn't properly explain what 'dogging' is at all. He made it sound like a wife swapping party in a car park. Or 'cruising'..

[@SunJake]

@@owenorders5202 Calm down 😂

[@owenorders5202]

@@SunJake Do you mean: "Caaaalm down, caaalm down."? (It you don't know British comedians, that will be lost on you, 'though.)

[@first-up-best-dressed5548]

He got dogging mixed up. Never explained it too well. Dogging is "watching"... Shaggers in cars being watched by others who usually jack off .

[@rugbydazz2264]

He should do the lay bys on the A43 towards kettering out of Northampton are notorious for it!

[@Kyle_Hubbard]

The woman who took the smallest bite* of that scone missed out big time. Every American I've seen try it has said it was surprisingly good.

[@georgefelix6311]

Nicki Minaj?

[@RaydioRental]

"The woman" 😭

[@Gomisan]

no idea who she is, I thought it was a japanese sex robot.

[@jamesjames-fz1xc]

@@georgefelix6311 he got it right. "The women" 🤣

[@jpw6893]

Didn't want to spoil her unnaturally white, fake teeth.

[@gunamerstravels]

"I don't do anything straight"..... Hahahaha

[@miketodd185]

He is the funniest host ever !!! But yet so smooth and welcoming… just brilliant 👊🏼💯💙

[@nerdbites2212]

Alan’s every word makes me burst out in laughter.

[@David-sk9vv]

I know Alan Carr is a Class Act but this is the first time I can honestly say... a damn fine class act!

[@kaldo_kaldo]

I'm actually surprised Ariana didn't know "spunk" as we use it both ways in the US as well.

[@philbecker4676]

I think the point was she did know what it means but was clarifying it because she's a bit sheltered.

[@bmorris5863]

@@philbecker4676 a bit sheltered? All her songs are about getting her back blown out!

[@Michael-xi9nb]

There was a whole episode about funky spunk in Sex and the City, lol.

[@philbecker4676]

@@bmorris5863 Yeah well those songs are probably written by machines.

[@bmorris5863]

@@philbecker4676 nah she's filthy

[@raeldor]

"There were others before me?" 😂 Katy is sharp as a tack.

[@arturoarias3269]

She actually is not. I know this from personal experience.

[@raeldor]

@@arturoarias3269 I thought that was quite a witty comeback. But thinking about it, I'm sure they get the questions ahead of time.

[@icedanilzation]

@@arturoarias3269 She's not all there; I almost feel sorry. I remember when she sat with Neil Tyson, I think it was a PR move to make her look not stupid, but she ended up looking even stupider.

[@joaniec6178]

“Not that, that’s my grandad’s ashes” 😄

[@lilme7052]

that was so quick of him I thought

[@vampiratefairiegrl]

"American's react to British language" Ryan Reynolds:"......I'm Canadian......"

[@Snookbone]

Americans

[@stephenlitten1789]

@@Snookbone Yep. Canada is in the Americas, innit?

[@craigk621]

Ok I think people from the continent of North America may have been too much of a mouthful for the title......but probably not for Alan 🤫

[@schulme123]

@@craigk621 How about just "North Americans"? I'm sure if Shakira was part of this clip, there would be more people commenting.

[@craigk621]

@@octaviussludberry9016 not really unless you call it North America or South America, it's generally shorthand for United States of America. I.e. The country not the continent(s)..

[@MarcusTDM]

Brilliant! Alan is one of Britains gems.

[@katherinedowling4246]

Seeing these clips I am so wanting Alan Carr’s Chatty Man to be back on tv again oh brilliant ❤

[@brunobrook23]

I love chatty man, Alan is hilarious 😂 😂😂

[@Jo-hc8pm]

He is. I don't know Why chatty man ever got cancelled.

[@zuluwarrior1648]

Because he's actually cringe matey.

[@TG-mt6ke]

scones are really smashing and delicious, I keep them in the cupboard there right beside the dishes.

[@Guvna07]

Alan is so funny by just being himself. People like Jimmy Fallon try so desperately hard to be funny and it just don’t work. U.K. tv ain’t got no time for fakers

[@eliasashwood1460]

"Ain't got no". Eurgh.

[@AC_RDR2_Q]

@@eliasashwood1460 what?

[@Guvna07]

@@eliasashwood1460 I really don’t care too much about my you tube comment grammar. You obviously do

[@abdirisakawes6544]

Absolutely

[@wasakwarrior]

@@eliasashwood1460 hahaha calm down bruv

[@TheMelbournelad]

Don’t say full of spunk lol had me giggling a full minute

[@deanspencer13]

Doing great there Alan ..I really enjoyed watching this

[@Grace-fv9zq]

Alan Carr is FAF. Love him.

[@Eve-hb]

Britney spears seems like a sweet heart

[@QueenCityHistory]

I got to meet her once . Very very shy around people. Very sweet but you're not allowed to take pictures with her, but I did get her autograph after I full queened out on her lol

[@emostorm7]

@@QueenCityHistory sounds gross

[@sigridvanosch1990]

She always does. Haha. But she seems more reserved and quiet now vs. the time she just started out.

[@England91]

@@QueenCityHistory she was being controlled by her father at the time

[@FaceFcuk]

She still acts like a child , probably because she never had a childhood so she's making up for it.

[@Autonova]

The most natural entertainer, always funny

[@seananthony3923]

"Is this erotic for you?!" Killed me 😂😂

[@mattjames88]

Please bring chattyman back ❤️

[@j.c7719]

‘I’m the body of their family size cottage pie’ 🤣🤣🤣

[@paddington1670]

Clotted cream is literally the best. If we had it here id be at least 30lbs heavier.

[@peterjf7723]

In Turkey there is kaymak - a traditional dairy product produced from water buffalo milk, very similar to clotted cream. It's usually served with honey as part of a traditional Turkish breakfast. 30lbs heavier sounds about right, possibly an underestimate.

[@maxwahid5962]

In england we eat this shit 😆🤣🤣

[@minkahalstead8748]

Nicki Minaj thinks everyone is laughing along with her at how weird or awkward he is, but they're actually laughing at her and laughing with him 😄

[@suninmoon4601]

This is my favourite: Americans don't get self-deprecation, esp. not American celebrities 🤣😂

[@mistybehaviours]

I bloody love Alan Carr, in Britain you always got one friend like him that always says the funniest random crap

[@SISU889]

More chatty man please Alan , you're a natural !

[@davidmichael9624]

Taylor is just stunningly gorgeous and so poised/classy whew. Love her.

[@Poppy-sf1uj]

He is hilarious! So spontaneous 😂😂

[@TheSiobhan12]

After watching this I could murder a scone right now. 😋

[@sjefhendrickx2257]

The second one! 😱🤯😵‍💫 Her brains must be in that cap or in those very pushed up 🗻🗻

[@craigshrimpton5765]

Last line. The money shot.

[@OliTheMonarchy]

Now I want to know if Taylor actually got curious and checked out David Dickinson for herself LOL

[@clarkejuliette]

I'm american and i swear Britain is the only feel good say it how it is culture left on planet earth .. to me, they're the only sensible bunch of people left. I love watching their videos, just so ahead of every curve. Love UK ❤️

[@judithmctablet6486]

Ah yeah haven't been to ireland then

[@vasp99]

I think that since jam is heavier than clotted cream it should be plopped on the scone before the clotted cream . Thank you for reading this .

[@toagoodhome46]

Absolutely LOVE him!! 😂😂😂

[@TheJessicahammerly]

I have heard of this guy before but didn't know who he was but he is hilarious 😆

[@contessa.adella]

7:35 Ironic! An American use of a term not understood by an American….said by a British host, who knows in Britain the term’s alternative meaning is man juice. Has to make you laugh!

[@debrafleury3437]

Spunky is an American term too!

[@chriswalford9228]

Yeah we get the jizzed of it or gist as us Brits say

[@hulkslayer626]

Love him more and more everytime i see him lol

[@jimyoung6271]

Molly Meldrum explained to Grace Jones that being called a spunk is a compliment; live on Countdown; in front of an audience that was alive at the time.

[@IrishSpider]

1. What is a Molly Meldrum? 2. What the golden f**k is Grace Jones doing on Countdown? 3. The audience are usually dead so this makes a nice change.

[@shifterbabe69]

@@IrishSpider Countdown in Australia is a music show and Molly Meldrum is the presenter and also a journalist and record producer.

[@owenorders5202]

Ha ha! If Grace Jones had been on the British words and numbers game show Countdown and said the word spunk, most of the audience WOULDN'T have been alive a minute afterwards. (It's traditionally viewed as a 'safe' show, watched by straightlaced and prudish senior citizens, who often write letters complaining that the words and numbers girl's skirt is too indecently short. However the raunchy comedy version spin-off show called ''Eight out of ten cats does Countdown' would really make them apoplectic with rage.)

[@England91]

@@owenorders5202 unless you watch the 8 of 10 cats version

[@owenorders5202]

@@England91 Wake up, 91! I already said that at the end of my post. Or do you have a blind spot that means that you can only see the first two paragraphs of someone's post?

[@fredfloyd68]

If they only knew what was in those bottles...yeow!!!Bless their heart.

[@charliegirlize]

And then Ryan Reynolds went and bought our football club, Wrexham FC. Up the town! 👊🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[@t.t.o_o]

im crying they're talking about DEVON

[@longtailgt]

"I don't do anything straight" absolutely comedy gold!

[@qxqp]

The David Dickinson bit was jooookeess 😂😂

[@jesmarina]

Chatty Man - love it

[@helen-pugh-author]

Lol explaining what Cornwall and Devon are!

[@shauncraigparkinson8165]

Best cast show ever, second is Graham!

[@SpartanUruk]

"I dont do anything straight" ok i admit that was a quick comeback that got me xD

[@ginaj432]

Omg i love cream teas they r my fav love clotted cream ❤️

[@KellyfromMemphis]

Is this because the UFCs in London tomorrow…? Awe 🤗🇺🇸❤️🇬🇧

[@mazklassa9338]

Swift looks totally bewildered.

[@heene]

I don't know several of those people, but it was still funny.

[@dakine4238]

I don't do anything straight lmao he's the best

[@Ah-ed6ie]

I especially love it when Americans try to speak the "Queens English" and he just comes up with all the brit pottymouth under the sun lol

[@amylever1997]

Our humour is the best!

[@AnnmarieStarx]

Alan is a legend

[@exeterjedi6730]

Devon is like Compton. I literally live next door to Compton in Plymouth.

[@mytube001]

Britney has the most extreme vocal fry I've ever heard!

[@dangercat9188]

Ever heard the Kardashians?

[@mytube001]

@@dangercat9188 Not really. Heard OF, not heard speaking.

[@dangercat9188]

@@mytube001 lol you might not wanna hear them speak.

[@lilme7052]

isn't it just an accent she puts on ?

[@owenrules6993]

He does have one of the best British accents

[@morecowbell235]

Onika Tanya Maraj-Petty, known professionally as Nicki Minaj, is from Trinidad and Tobago. She did eventually move to the united states

[@ericcharles8081]

As soon as he said dogging I was Gone 😂😂😂

[@WayneTulip-zm9gw]

Alan Carr is so funny!

[@ell1090]

The video I never thought I needed

[@samgarrod4781]

BS is my favourite. No other psycho comes close ❤❤❤❤❤

[@markthomas9568]

Hes not called the duke he calls himself that.

[@carenvisser607]

Love England so much.

[@dianeharrison4975]

I love alan

[@zapkvr]

Britney was lovely on HIMYM

[@LiiQUiiDWiiKiiD]

Spunky 🤣🤣

[@mikiemanaj3183]

LMAO NICKY I LOVE YOU

[@kp-gbuniqueinterest]

The weird thing I would not. I grew up learning Brit (this is what I call it) and when i moved the states the English Teachers messed up my English. But even though I lived In America I still watched mostly British stuff, Red Dwarf, Are you being served etc. Even most of my fav. singers were brits. I mean who didnt love Britney and NSYN whereever you are from. But bc Brit humor is the only English speaking humor that makes sense to me. Probably due to the bluntness that even Koreans have.

[@Celeste-wx8ce]

This hurt to read.

[@kp-gbuniqueinterest]

@@Celeste-wx8ce let me guess you are the grammar police of Utube.

[@philbecker4676]

@@kp-gbuniqueinterest It wasn't grammar that was the problem, you were just talking like an alien who has studied human behaviour for a while and is now trying to blend in.

[@david-stewart]

@@Celeste-wx8ce behave yourself

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

It's humour. Not humor.

[@Deochar]

‘I dont do anything straight’ is hilarious

[@florrie8767]

I live in Devon. I prefer jam first then cream. But very funny

[@exessex3522]

Seems like making a jam sandwich and buttering the jam rather than the bread. I mean, jamming the bread and spreading butter over the jam. Seems bonkers. Are Devonians bonkers?

[@Space-O-2001]

@@exessex3522 Nope we're not lol. That said the saying goes the Cornish Jam first and then cream and the Devonians cream first (sniggers) and then jam so it could be debated that Florrie isn't a real Devonian but a Cornish spy (there's a faux bitter rivelery between us). Taking locality out of the equation, if you think spreading a highly viscous product on top of a runny product makes sense then I would ask you to step away from the tools and refrain from doing anything DIY related. Think spreading mash potato over soup and see how well that goes.

[@taniahabib2275]

​@@Space-O-2001jam first, then clotted cream (but my Dad's family was Cornish ❤️)

[@Daggerzx]

I was so disappointed when chatty man was discontinued 😭

[@mariajason3547]

CHANNEL 4 destroyed Alan Carr by moving him to another time slot...... We miserable now without him.......

[@genokemp2433]

F''ing Brilliant 🤣

[@mikiemanaj3183]

taylor taking the money is so real

[@charliejefferson8492]

Why did this show end 😢

[@wendykinnear9151]

I've seen Allen Carr and he is so funny!

[@philbecker4676]

Alan.

[@Pelanoras]

Alain.

[@craigcassidy6078]

1000 mile stare that Americans have brilliant

[@stevewestlondon1955]

Love u alan 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@timmytackle9181]

Make one for me ! No girl you make one for me ……. And bring me a mug of tea !

[@Eva_H]

Alan “I like to go dogging in my car” Carr