Jake and Amir: Script Notes

Jake and I are a team, so in that respect we don't need to listen to what anybody thinks about each other? You know?

[@lucozade8373]

Dan was being such a toolbox extraordinary in this episode

[@andreidragostin]

Absolutely excuse you

[@mistriousfrog]

"more like destructive cynicism!" I love the look on their faces that is just like "wow, that was actually pretty clever."

[@felynecomrade]

I like how much Jake was digging the fireball.

[@tytyEQ]

Jake and Dan both cutting eyes at Amir for "Destructive Cynicism" really sells this episode.

[@not_henry_the_fifth]

seriously though, how did amir learn the words "destructive cynicism"

[@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3]

like he learns most things, probably through Jake insulting him.

[@L33Tbii]

"give me his SMS-Code" lol

[@natesdevices]

i always got that amir was really annoying, in a funny way, and i found that to be a good enough reason for jake to dislike him, but in the last few episodes i've watched, I'm realizing the negative consequences associating with amir takes on jake's social and work life. jake, who for the most part could be a relatively likable, even popular guy, has been dragged down to outcast status by the parasite of amir. nobody likes either of them.

[@lognott]

Yeah, and Jake like him low key. He even bragged about the fireballs.

[@iambiglucas]

Oh my god i love how how jake says "how did you learn those words?" Like he sounds legit concerned

[@LuigiDude123]

That, "numbered the pages wrong" bit actually reminded me number the pages in MLA Format in the essay I'm writing now. THANKS JAKE AND AMIR!!!!

[@sams-ps7xz]

if they got hugh jackman i think they can get will ferrell

[@chrissioufi925]

Don't forget the BEEF himself

[@caprificusfigs]

@@chrissioufi925 Chiah the freakin' BEAN!

[@lisatheferret]

...how did you learn those words

[@TJankris]

why do i keep rewatching these old videos?

[@planetblackwood]

HAHAHAHA!!! Amir: "The way I cast my characters is: 'I aim for the moon, then I shoot myself...'" HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[@OMZach]

Your insight and characterization of Jake's dilemma is brilliant, and well said. Thanks for making the internet a better place.

[@noobface66]

Dan yelling at 2:30 always made me legitimately feel bad.

[@akje93]

AH I miss Amir's high pitched voice

[@ErikaHoffner]

"We don't wanna spoon feed our audience" LOL

[@heyufool1]

Dan reminds me of Charlie Day, specifically his character Charlie Kelly from Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Yep.

[@TheUraniumCore]

Their reaction when Amir said "more like destructive cynicism" proves they're writers at heart. They're pissed at Amir but can still admire a clever retort.

[@RickardoMute]

Jake was impressed w Amirs fireball drawing

[@AlphaChopstick]

"Follow my lead, and never don't follow it!" Words of wisdom from Amir Blumenfeld...

[@Ryiak]

haha, "How did you learn those words?" best line of a Jake And Amir episode I've seen yet. Dan is awesome in this one too ^_^

[@TeeBreak]

^w^

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

I'm suprised Amir has the patiance to watch heaps of 3 hour + movies

[@hamdanandalousiy4232]

Is bbutthole with two bees?

[@Mabsss33]

BEES?! (Gob)

[@slicksavage5525]

How did you learn those words

[@TimesNuRoman]

that line proved that Amir is really a genius inside...

[@metalrocks19737]

i almsot dies laughing when amir yelled FRANK THE TANK i fucking love old school

[@samuelperezgarcia]

So right off the bat Dan liked it... but upon further analysis he loathed it.

[@CohortCorbett]

That was my all time favorite moment off all of these

[@prs94]

amir: its like detructive cinicism jake: where did you learn those words

[@tawn1426]

::high pitched voice:: this shits craaaazyyy lol

[@local1114]

if amir directed a movie, the I suppose everyone but jake in the world will die of laughter

[@MrBillwashere]

I think every jake and amir is great bbut this one sums up the wornderfulness of jake and amir

[@Brom24]

How have I never seen this episode?

[@legostpaction]

I would pay so much to see this

[@246947]

"it's constructive criticism!" "pff. more like destructive cynicism." *jake sits up* "how did you know those words?"

[@lucozade8373]

This shit is crazy insano

[@CrazyDave408]

I was legitimately impressed with the "destructive cynicism" quip Amir made.

[@check1677]

'your gonna let him talk to me like tha't? "Yep"

[@110McKenna]

They just stare at amir awkwardly after he says destructive cynicism lol

[@kfetter16]

im sure they're used 'destructive cynicism' elsewhere but i dont even care cuz it's a great line :)

[@uzumakiking]

dude...destructive cynicism? im SO gonna use that

[@MauledByBears]

I think he's intelligent but just dangerously insane and good at lying.

[@vanderweaver]

when did big bang theory come out? i thought it was reliantly new, like after 2009? when this first came out, or maybe even before that on the actual site? im not sure but are you?

[@FatMat426]

They need to make a shirt that says "JAKE & AMIR -- 2012"

[@the2fang2gang]

He did he possibly like that screenplay "off the bat"? o.0

[@MoreNerd101]

Is it weird that i have the shirts that dan jake AND amir are wearing in this sketch

[@polreamonn]

Dan took over the script writing because he doesn't want to be cast as a toilet anymore.

[@Bluemewn]

Wow....what crawled into his butt? Usually I dont laugh out loud but I freakin Lost it.

[@Nature__Nick]

Destructive cynicism! That has got to be the best come back Amir has ever done! 2:09

[@janniammlive]

why is this videos not in collgehumor??

[@ajman951]

you guys are great actors

[@TheThegreatmightypoo]

im impressed he knows what destructive means

[@henshinpulse]

1:02 he's talking about Big Bang Theory

[@johnnykimbleman]

This is pretty much my favorite channel...

[@rljake2]

LOL, "That shit is crazy insane-o!"

[@XpLoSiV00]

Dear JWitz and Andi Blum you are Legen...DONT WAIT FOR IT

[@hxcpwnage999]

i want to see amirs version of the movie

[@sinfrost24]

the corporate setbacks

[@parrotfishable]

that happens in a lot of shows

[@justinhoboden]

the dude on the left looks like this kid from my elementary school. his name was Jeremy.

[@sezza158]

where did you learn those words?

[@quitejaded]

AHAHAHAAHAA "honestly right off the bat no shit"

[@S1m0nSaysP7ay]

Amir, is that you?

[@Mysticsloth]

0:08 but amir, i thought your motto was "Follow my trail of pee to victory" ?

[@thatgoon123]

is that one of the guys off EMT?

[@irmajustine]

OMG THIS IS THE MOST EPIC BRILLIANT SHIT EVER.

[@jokerbbone]

How did you learn those words? = best Jake and Amir scene ever

[@airfoemoe]

is this the only episode with dan?

[@fojithelion]

Jake, Amir, Sarah, and mostly Pat is my favorite

[@snowskateskate]

right off the bat, I like it right off the bat, no shit hahahahahahah

[@bearamy9]

how did you learn those words?

[@NonagonPhenomenon]

I spent the whole video trying to figure out Dan's shirt...

[@plzletmelive1]

AHA! Follow my lead and never dont follow my lead

[@LadyInDrag]

he said it was automatic software. meaning it automatically numbers the pages rather than you manually going in a telling the software to number it.

[@MicrosoftPaint123456]

How Did You Learn Those Words? I lol'd

[@MrEjemploanonimo]

0:41 what does he say there? Just before "impressive"?

[@akallstar5]

Amir told the audience when to laugh? DONT SPOONFEED THE AUDIENCE AMIR

[@TheRealBallista420]

rofl "how did you learn those words..?"

[@shearerforgold]

they have to squeeze together to fit in the frame haahah

[@maddesiree]

right off the bat

[@MrEjemploanonimo]

1:52 what does he say??? please I need to know!

[@swimmerchick123451]

...how'd you learn those words?

[@MootDougal]

Hello Jake and Amir.

[@FrankDTank16]

Frank The Tank!

[@Howie1335]

hate when people try to quote something and dont even get the quote right

[@Fiskmaz]

Why arent't these videos posted on collegehumor?

[@Windlenot]

EPIC.

[@barkevvv]

crap i really want to see caveman frat party now

[@soccerdude499]

@Ryiak "how did u learn those words" amir thinks "those r words??..."

[@georginasinclairb]

Vaat crawled into his butthoooool. XD

[@raywygo]

I know that but i'm saying he probably turned the automatic numbering off, lol

[@randomwords2000]

"did you just say you're going to shoot yourself?"

[@picturetakerperson]

2:14 hahahaha

[@Marilinike]

I know, right? :D I thought, wow did Amir just say sth NOT stupid?? :D

[@LadyInDrag]

they didn't really always have the intro.

[@MorticiaBloodlust]

HAHAHA jakes poor script lol ....... what would amir do if all the mcdonalds disappeared ??

[@purplewindbreak]

i really wanna see CH do caveman frat party though :(

[@natesdevices]

i was gully aware it was sarcasm, i just thought i would respond in a civil manner.

[@tinle2]

lol if i knew Amir we would be like peas and carrots lol.........just as long as he doesnt make me share nuggets with him......