Lewis Black's Rantcast

[@johnrusselljr89]

Amen Lewis! Thanks for being a representative of Americans who want to tell the World "WE ARE SORRY" THANK YOU!

[@kimberlywpb]

Oh thank GOD! This popped up just when I needed you ♥️

[@PauletteBelshe]

Hey, yes, Lewis for President. Like you, Lewis, I am sick of the talk, talk, talk, and not accomplishing anything in Congress. “We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.” Will Rogers

[@Jen7867]

Oh my gosh, what a great quote. 😂 I regularly traveled to Oklahoma during my childhood to visit both sets of grandparents. I need to read a biography on Will Rogers.

[@stewpacalypse7104]

I want Jon Stewart as President and Lewis to be his Press Secretary.

[@joellaskin8401]

I NEEDED THIS AND WON'T WATCH ANY 'POLITICAL NEWS' AFTER THE DEBATE....

[@EdwardReducha]

Living across from Detroit in Windsor Ontario Canada, Ive seen the plight and intimidation your government puts on you via the tv. When I saw this rant, I felt you nailed this topic right on the head. I would love to travel the world but a lot of people can afford it. Billy Joel should have wrote a song about anywhere in Canada. A cheap getaway. Best rant ever. You are my version of Grouch Marx in the year 2000 but less zany. Maybe we should leave the zany to your politicians . I feel for you all. Al .

[@sarahjeannepeterson5536]

Breakfast in Europe was quite astounding! When I return from Europe I sound like Jackie Mason talking at length about how marvelous the food is!!! 😂

[@ruud2040]

Love you Lewis for loving my home town. Ruud from Amsterdam.😉👍

[@brandonberntson2261]

I adore you, Lewis! Thanks for being you!

[@mch1684]

Hey Lew! A-Dam is great. I miss morning breakfast in Europe every time I get back. You wake up craving it. Also when you get back you realize how stuck in our own fuckung bubble Thanks for the vids. They make great summer listening. Outside!!!!

[@ardybb]

Go outside. Turn off your phones. Look at nature. Take your dog for a walk. Enjoy long nights.

[@user-Borgus]

Amen! Humans suck at humanity these days.

[@timothylarsen2885]

Nature is the best stress relief. A hike in the woods seeing some deer or whatever you come across. Nature doesn't lie Nature doesn't insult it is what it is an adventure.

[@judahdwyer-dahlstrom3312]

Splendid! Thank you🌟

[@Pipergirlrip]

Right?

[@m_martha_e]

Excellent advice. It’s amazing how much is out there to appreciate ❤

[@edwardmille8879]

I bailed America in 2016 living on a mountaintop in Columbia South americ a peaceful no mass shootings no blatant racism. Life is good

[@phriedokra6158]

Have a coke and smile huh?

[@rd264]

admit you miss the racism and hate speech and MAGA crows=ds and corrupt Congress. Just admit it.

[@joerusso8292]

Thanks for reminding me that I have a life. I forget that when I'm obsessed with waiting for Trump to just go away. ❤❤

[@onepunch9203]

Thanks a bunch, Lewis. I was having lunch out on the patio and listening to this rant cast on a beautiful sunny day. I no sooner had removed the top of my chocolate pudding cup and picked up my spoon, when you began the rant about toilet paper and all of the shitty details therein. 😖 🖤 I still love you, brother.

[@margaretjohnson6259]

🤣🤣😂

[@rd264]

I hate the rent. I pay too much to live here.

[@jillmontgomery4856]

Thank God for Lewis Black!

[@ndoucette9676]

Oh Jesus Mary and Joseph I am so sick of politics!

[@Washougalite1]

We all are 😢

[@Baci302]

Our country is perpetually at war. I can't take it anymore. Portugal, here I come. Amsterdam is my first choice but it's too expensive there for me right now and probably forever. lol

[@caesarvolz6945]

The arguments and disagreements have gone far beyond what people used to think of as "politics". Just one issue is REALITY and truth which Trump and his cult and supporters have no concept of.

[@vorpalbunny4091]

Id say even more than I'm sick of religion, but they're synonymous now.

[@anitanoecker2569]

💩💩💩💩💩💩I'm tired of hearing about Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

[@SlinkyTWF]

So glad I saw this post just after I watched Gym Jordan lie his ass off on the House floor.

[@TheOleHermit]

Can't stand watching that POS's public smearings. He needs an aide to tell him how to behave like a Chairman.

[@alinchitown7556]

Thank you Lewis we have politics fatigue already.

[@amymartin7272]

My descendants and I are telling the gospel about truth and we ain't ok! Yes, we need and obtain strength for equality and level up with the bestly spirits for ecclesiastical times ATM.

[@brianonley]

Just what we needed Mr. Black ! An apolitical travel rant. Wunderbar !!!

[@vjcodec]

Great motivational stuff Lewis! Groetjes uit Amsterdam

[@suefinney6722]

I agree Lewis, politicians need to give us a break. Trump can only whine and create chaos.

[@RachelSitea-mn2qk]

I was hoping that Lewis would give us a pastiche of his sojourn .. very enjoyable.

[@donjosegomburza835]

I am lucky during my military career that I visited all the countries you just visited. I hope you had the chance to visit check point Charlie.

[@AJsapala481]

Love this show so much, always a pleasure to listen while at work. ❤

[@Lindasmusings]

Yes Lewis….youre getting into summer🌈we’re getting into winter….South African here….just had an election….fuuuuuuuc!!!! Sick of it.

[@nanettejackson1608]

Love you Lewis thank you so much for all the laughs~!

[@Kate4267]

Ugh! You’re killing me with the fab description of Amsterdam! In my younger, single, no kid days, I’d been to Amsterdam for a few short, stoned visits. 😉 Now, no $ to go. 😫

[@suzibouch-xm9yr]

And yes, the Dutch speek beautiful English. Once again Lewis has read my mind!

[@jogafurkelly343]

Thank you for your sanity in the midst of crazytown!

[@phriedokra6158]

Sounds like the Sunday brunch at the Hotel del Coronado in San Diego .. .

[@edreid6109]

This country has always been way, way behind the others . We have been told we are exceptional , Until you find out how other countries operate. We suck at so much.

[@rd264]

please report to the censors.

[@thaddeusblake4707]

Light up a giggler, Mr. Black🙃🤣😜👏

[@user-Borgus]

Mr. BLack: Your rant show is my new medicine. That and whiskey. I thank you kindly for your work. You're a gem! You ain't pretty, but you're beautiful.

[@hollishurd4464]

Thank you for thanking them

[@vjcodec]

Omg Steven you should write more please! That was a comedy bit and a pretty good one. Lewis helped!

[@wratched]

Sadly, the UK can't follow your advice, Lewis, as we currently have an election on July 4.

[@nikkiivey4818]

I'm with you Lewis

[@user-Borgus]

"Van Gckckckck". I always wondered how to pronounce his name. Thanks, Mr. Black!

[@chrisj8742]

Learn, educate, make people laugh AND THINK at the same time. You've got it figured out Lou! See ya August 17th😀

[@JosephJohnson-d9b]

during your next rant cast can you please mention inside out 3????

[@1MysteryZ1967]

Lewis, Deserved? Let us not forget the words of Stephen Tyler: “You can’t step outside of the painting while you are painting it.” Im paraphrasing here, but I think you get my point. If you got a standing ovation, well, in my humble opinion, the audience is right, in this case. 🍻 Eric Markley

[@timothylarsen2885]

I've been across the pond people in Europe, are a lot more laid back than then we are.

[@Jackie371]

Mark - I'm with you. Don't know how anyone can get it done on 7 squares. 7 is the first (of 3) round for me!

[@taylors4243]

our country is the most prosperous in the world and it should be celebrated and enjoyed.

[@auntieangie6546]

👍🏻 hit the button just for the title 😅

[@JosephWilford-vu5pz]

Never stop Lewis 😂

[@thexfile.]

Thanks for the rant. 🙂

[@ReyntiensDanny]

You were fantastic in London. You both were.

[@50sKingJet]

Come to Cologne next time! Unlike Berlin, we have English skills

[@dosesandmimoses]

I love you Lewis.

[@ThomasHuffman-ys1tq]

Toilet paper, BEST RANT ever. Do they have a way to calibrate the involved excrement?😱😱😱

[@1MysteryZ1967]

Omg Lewis. I love Van Gogh. He is my favorite artist of the period. 🥹

[@Washougalite1]

Vincent is one of my favorite songs ❤

[@pac3br]

Ditto ❤

[@lilspnce49]

Oh the end of the universe. A Starbucks…across from a Starbucks. Classic

[@D.B..]

Are the mussels from Brussels called Jean-Claude Van Clams?

[@davidgale7384]

Porto... beautiful and welcoming.

[@ericheine2414]

Let's get ready to Mumble.

[@EmberAsh]

🏆

[@pamlewis1183]

Love you, Lewis

[@obrienct]

after all the morons horded all the paper for a respiratory virus, i had to learn to make do. turns out 4 sheets of 2 ply was always enough, we just needed to origami that shit to the right thickness.

[@rikkiechambers4959]

Watched a bunch of the D Day celebrations from this past holiday … the people of Europe have not forgotten .. so many here have .. my grandfather landed on the beaches that day .. I have not forgotten .. that spirit of remembrance is critical to a nations survival .. I honestly have no hope left for us 😢and going through this entire shitshow again is more than I can deal with .. already lost my whole family to the cult of trump 💔 there is no reason to fight on really .

[@skirken1112]

Belgium also ‘invented’ comics. Which is pretty cool. 😎 Locals said invented. I did not fact check. Haha

[@ATChick]

If I could afford a trip to Europe I would go...

[@Rowebot15]

Did you realize Pavel Chekhov was played by Anton Yelchin. If you swap the first names...

[@OldSkullInn]

Cinnamon? What the hell? I'm not paying for that food.

[@Gooden_Eye]

I mean, it's not even summer yet...but politics belongs on Halloween, since it's a fu*king nightmare

[@peforster6725]

Come visit Canada!

[@krazedkanuckracing]

Non-Trumpets only please. We have enough of those types already.

[@peforster6725]

@@krazedkanuckracing no kidding, hey!!

[@gypsymendoza8352]

“Am I allowed to curse now?” -Anger (To: @OfficalLewisBlack)

[@EdwardReducha]

I would love an autographed picture. yes, an auto graphed picture to Al . Im old school

[@richiebricker]

We should apologize for Marjorie Taylor Greene.

[@48grizzly]

So god damn sick of this never ending American Soap Opera.

[@user-Borgus]

I wonder every day how many sheets/squares it takes to clean the average butthole. Thanks for the commentary, Mark and Lewis. It made my shitty day!

[@debradamico4376]

Living in Europe at the moment...dreading a return in August. Three words seem to summarize the shift to the right here in Europe...inflation, immigration and irritation.

[@heathercrews407]

Back when I was in school it was: Kingdom,Phylum,Class,Order,Family, Genus,Species. Now, apparently, there’s a new one. And, Pluto is no longer considered a planet.

[@dparnis]

sounds familiar!

[@birdinground1]

Hey Anger

[@FrancisDrake-q3j]

It's up to us...unplug.

[@TM-yn4iu]

I've been trying to buy tickets from the fu sight, 2 tickets, loops me, 6 in cart now WTF

[@roxannetracy2931]

I would love to get the hell out of here. One thing that is missing in that plan, is cold hard cash. So with thtat, I will continue to scream at my laptop and my TV.

[@nobushidono9897]

Having watched you since, at least, The Daily Show, the fact that you, Lewis, can make more coherent sentences than our current President is beyond scary. Steve Hughes has a great bit including Amsterdam, "There's a road next to a canal. Is there a fence? No. No fence. In Britain, there'd be a fence with a big sign "Don't go in the water". In Amsterdam, they're like "Is your bike wet? Well, you're on the wrong bit, mate.""

[@nazdagg1945]

can you do interviews?

[@margaretjohnson6259]

the beep the speeder california thing is a device IN the car that beeps if one goes over the speed limit. it is not others beeping at your car. just as annoying, though.

[@gkvogt]

Guess I can't vote for Hunter.

[@ThatGirl-ku5dq]

I know.

[@sarahjeannepeterson5536]

He may even be impeached. And lose that powerful position!!! 😂

[@Lindasmusings]

Would love to go to Amsterdam….understand Dutch…..but South African rand keeps us hostage….cant afford Europe arm. Fuuuuuc!😊

[@ego73]

Lew, baby, I'm not fainthearted, lol. Due to budget constraints, I use a wet washcloth to wipe myself and I rinse the washcloth with hot water in the bathtub after sudding it up with Ajax after every use--NO SHIT. 😆 I prefer to do this for a couple of reasons: A. Environmental considerations that probably already are well in mind considering Mr. Lerhner's commentary. B. I'm single [happy Valentine's Day, fuckers] and do not have to consider the sensibilities/aesthetics of a mate or other family members [though I keep one roll on hand for the rare visitor]. C. Most importantly, failing having a bidet, a wet washcloth gets my poor, wrinkled n abused arsehole far fresher n cleaner than wiping with a dry piece of ground up, chemically treated, perfumed tree corpse ever will. SO! The question of "how much tissue", for a savage like me, is NO issue. On the contrary, it's a moot point and a miscue. I do, however, have a problem when there is a big queue. Love ya, Lew!

[@ADoneGooner]

MR.Black- Bill Engvall responded to me personally. But you don't. No sir. You don't. I suppose you are just too famous. ❤😂 are your 11s up yet?

[@theresakaplanamuso6342]

Hi Lewis-! 73, I smoke weed.

[@teddennison344]

The gender difference is body hair. What that study tells me is that there are a surprising amount of dudes out there who are shaving their keister. (How? No, please don't tell me!)

[@user-Borgus]

Ermerican politics seems to be affecting (infecting) other countries' politics. That's just fuckin' sad.

[@noahvr5675]

❤❤❤

[@Baci302]

Why aren't you going back to Europe, Lewis?

[@Baci302]

"Enjoy a lovely summer"??? The 2024 presidential election is AROUND THE FUCKING CORNER!!!!! LOL

[@EmberAsh]

The election is scared. Let's be gentle with how much we ignore it this year because it's REALLY going to notice it.

[@Lobosank]

Ok, Genocide is now on hold FU😮

[@marydonnelly5107]

💖✌

[@Cosmicblueavian1]

Next time you go to Belgium go to Bruge it was fantastic. Thank you for the rants and honesty 😊. 🩵🤗

[@TomCornell-tt8lv]

Lewis Black remember occupy wallstreet...Was that peaceful protesting?INot about violence at all...Just for disagreeing....Agree,Enjoy summer and drink more beer...Besides,Beer can make you smater....Made Bud Weiser.

[@damianmarczewski2365]

poliniacy sciagnijcie i dojcie odbyty jako scierwa jestescie najlepsi .

[@EmberAsh]

Do what, now? 😂

[@damianmarczewski2365]

@@EmberAsh dawac odbyty jestescie tansi niz ukrole

[@EmberAsh]

@@damianmarczewski2365 heeeey, now! wtf happened to the translate option this quickly? hmph and phooey.