Lewis Black's Rantcast

[@OfficialLewisBlack]

Catch Lewis on tour 11/30 - Rocky Mount, VA 12/1 - Bristol, TN 12/2 - Charlottesville, VA 12/3 - Morgantown, WV 12/8 - Montclair, NJ 12/9 - Bensalem, PA 12/13 - Stuart, FL 12/14 - St. Petersburg, FL 12/15 - Jacksonville, FL + more. All dates and ticket information at www.lewisblack.com/live

[@suzannahirwin7165]

It is at the top of my bucket list to see a live Lewis Black show before I die. And yes I know he is going to retire touring next year.

[@tylahiatt3742]

I love Lewis. My husband and I start our mornings off drinking our coffee and watching Lewis on you tube. It starts our day off GREAT.

[@SharynCollins-gi1le]

Love you Lewis. When are you coming to Miami, Florida.???? We need you here you here 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😂

[@SharynCollins-gi1le]

I’ll take anything in South Florida ❤😂🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@SharynCollins-gi1le]

I’ll take anything in south Florida 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@judithrapier7500]

All I want is live without drama in my life. You and your fans make me laugh and living in Missouri, make me feel whatever I think is right. Yes I am what people in the Republican party call a lib tard. I have been my whole life. I just want to laugh and you do that for me .

[@andreawalker7138]

Glad we got to listen to some rants while Lewis is on vacation. Have a great vacation, Lew!

[@randabutters9967]

That turkeys out of plane is a wkrp in Cincinnati show. Memories

[@heathercrews407]

First rant. I’m on team Heather. So eloquent; a genius. A Heather. Coming to a “Dry December “. Heathers have much to say; I’m hoping to contribute. ❤

[@hartubmoses6645]

A lot of us wants to know, Heather, we're all baffled!

[@heathercrews407]

I forgot to mention her charm, wit, and artless wonder. But, is it really necessary to do so. ( she could, however, work on her punctuation).

[@CRUZER1800]

Lewis... Really? Kick a F----ng Kitten into the Hedge? One of the Best come backs I have heard in Years!! Thanks... I needed that. Russ

[@OptimistinCA]

I live in the So Cal lower Desert. There are currently 20+ 5 mile long Weed factories here. Last night we had an explosion. First question what the f makes a weed factory explode? Secondly why the f do we need 20 Weed factories? Are these old ppl that hard up? 😊

[@nansea6318]

Very eloquent rants. Enjoyed tremendously.

[@SylvesterCarl]

8 for two bucks buns, hot dogs, and catsup. Three low-profile foods that are made to go together. The only other things you need are a suitable heat source, and some green sticks.

[@danitaharris9919]

My brother-in-law was from New York New York. Richard had never heard of ketchup on a hot dog until he married my sister Ann, we are from Georgia. We put everything on our hot dogs. I mean everything.🍺

[@timothylarsen2885]

The thing i like anout Lewis, is it let's you at least be aware of the ridiculous things people think about and complain about..

[@vendora1]

the hot dog/1 pancake rant is epic

[@sarahjeannepeterson5536]

I have the same pancake problem! I can't get one - just one - pancake no matter how much I offer to pay! Sometimes I get involved in haggling with the waitress that reminds me of Jack Nickelson in Five Easy Pieces!

[@sarahjeannepeterson5536]

Same here! No matter how much I offer to pay! SOOO reminds me of Jack in that film!! 😂

[@stefaniweaver6563]

As a waitress I get in trouble if I do that. I get the point. You can't just pick and chose what you want on the menu

[@anniegaffney8378]

Then he could order from your manager ♥️

[@kellytrimble7019]

God yes! Hopefully he will GO TO JAIL!!!! ❤❤❤😂

[@johnconnolly6011]

I can read everything on your WALL behind you. I really dont like looking at a face out of FOCUS.. Thank yiu Lewis. Lewis what kind of name is that. All i think of is Trading Places witch was in Focus.

[@coreyperdue37]

Just saw lewis in waterbury. I was the guy who booed new haven

[@DarrellWefel-ts2kr]

How about a Rolling Stones T. Shirt On a ghost !

[@soulssister1show488]

He has got to be talking about my team 😂😂😂

[@deakensomoza3305]

Lewis Black wants to perform Fantastic Beasts

[@timothylarsen2885]

The only republican i had the outmost respect for and was a REAL American Hero, and that was John McCain, i know his story he was a real human being with REAL Christian Ideals.

[@AllanAdamson]

says the Citizen from New India

[@AllanAdamson]

haha this kid and I call him a kid because he was early 20s.. was at the ihop trying to get chicken & waffles & this boomer or older (they were both black btw) was working the kitchen & Heard him tell the server "no" & she says "why" & he says "because such and such didn't come in today & it's just me & I'm not making that kid chicken & waffles" & this went on for like 40 minutes.. & finally the kid he asks hey where are my chicken & waffles & the guy in the back was like I told you we ain't making them & he's like why not.. & again the chef says.. because such and such didn't come in today.. & I don't make chicken & waffles by myself.. & I was just sitting there like.. haha.. I'm glad I'm not eating here.. because I wasn't.. I was just meeting with someone

[@lauradavis4783]

Yes! Those job site S U C K A S S.

[@lauradavis4783]

*sites!

[@gadenlich]

in jersey bkue

[@arbknight12]

Lewis is in good company. I watched the Commanders vs Cowboys game. I stopped watching after the second quarter.

[@patrickskramstad1485]

1:01

[@ladyrose508]

When trump won & p prisonmichael cohen said we need to pick a cabinet. Trump replies, "whats a cabinet". Yeah he easily the man for the job. In a golf club prison

[@DarrellWefel-ts2kr]

Louis ? Don't Forget about Ronald Reagan ? ? ?

[@uptoolate2793]

Does Lewis ever rant on Brandon? Because I really miss the mean tweets of President Trump, the affordable gas and groceries and enough work to stay busy and profitable.

[@edwardmille8879]

Looking forward to hearing Trump sing lead with the j6 choir from a prison named after him

[@BrianMaxey-z9e]

So sorry we need president trump back to fix the fucking mess that this Biden has done to the country but we agreed on everything else love ya Lewis say hello to your mom

[@edwardmille8879]

Trump sweating big time smells like s*** this trial is not going to go well for him