Nerd³ Toys - More Goddamn Blind Bags

[@parkeradelaide4579]

"What do kids like these days?" "Animals!" "Baloons!" "Violently pushing plungers!" ... "Gentlefolk. I have an idea."

[@DZ-1987]

Fools, the lot of them.

[@antisocial-gamer7293]

This Episode: Dan got jizzed on by a toy hatchling

[@drewvonawesome8851]

I'd like to believe that Rebecca literally throws blind bags at him... PROVE ME WRONG NERDCUBED!

[@bryrk]

"Disabled transformers; anybody can play" I'm crying 😂 never fails to make me laugh, Dan doesn't

[@John190assman]

Bryony The Overthinking Pigeon I dont get it.

[@bryrk]

John190 the homicidal maniac, you'll get it when you're older

[@John190assman]

But I am 21.

[@rchetype7029]

Disabled people can only play with disabled toys. How did you go 21 years without learning that?

[@lukecoates587]

Original Archetypes I can? Huh, who knew?

[@fizrug1770]

6:15 "Big clittery eyes"

[@Eddiee757]

Could you imagine clit eyes

[@Ifakojesfd]

I can see perfectly

[@WildPortraitArtist]

Meme fortress 2 ashens? :D

[@jsb8261]

Whenever blind-bags are involved, it's amazing

[@berenbuchanan]

i love the cat on the top of the movie theatre set good adition

[@ToyMan3000-Isaac]

I feel stupid thinking that the Lego movie sign read "Three Cucks and a snap" not Three Clicks.

[@Burner_1-one]

3:45 “shit that’s the blackest thing I’ve ever seen.” *stops* “Sorry Luke cage” Shit makes me giggle to this day.

[@chimpaflimp]

You need to get yourself an old Formica bookshelf and a blowtorch for these videos.

[@LouseGrouse]

Thomas and Friends - Scanners Edition

[@McHeisenburger]

That train... thing would make for an excellent lint roller.

[@DZ-1987]

Or just another way for my friends to make me shit my pants 'cause that just half looked like a fish to me.

[@jesseasher7520]

the physical, agonising, pain when you ripped open the minecraft box.

[@babel_]

For those that don't remember, that's the Communist train engine, Vladimir. The fat controller doesn't like him much (what with being bourgeoise and all).

[@taylorknight5697]

*Reads title* THIS ISN'T ADVERTISER FRIENDLY

[@McHeisenburger]

But I got an ad. A Knack 2 ad as well.

[@crygamer2547]

Rebecca is the Blind Bag fairy

[@ch7639]

That "Spider Slayer Jameson" is from a comic where J. Jonah Jameson decides "Screw it" and creates a robot to murder Spiderman.

[@LukaRaphael]

PLOT TWIST: The next blind bags actually make you blind

[@adrianhoel1691]

Perfect thing to watch in the morning while waiting for school to start:D

[@andiehuman]

i love the background music

[@polishenglish8356]

The dragon was astounding!!! The Thomas the Tank...weeeellll...not so much :D

[@Narmatonia]

Maggie Schnauzer should be on the next dog cam. Also what lunatic would make a train squidgy like that?

[@DZ-1987]

A babist. Its like Communism but for babies.

[@SeamusFries]

Dog cam?

[@ainrevwhite8565]

Nerd... Plz... I got a phobia of shite with air in it exploding.

[@mcp12300]

"James and the Trash Compactor"

[@braydenh190]

13:11 for the fun

[@ziyadchoudry3509]

More uploading please. Though not if you don't want to. We don't want to force you into anything

[@pureheartx3576]

Those bags look like they're blind!

[@clownrock9558]

spider slayer jameson looks like yes man from new Vegas got a upgrade

[@Scarlet_Soul]

You missed the chance to call it a Blind Bag Bonanza

[@MyNameCybr]

"its...i think... diseased" BAHAHAHA

[@airbornebovine]

I love reading the cinema signs

[@ItsTripleAGaming]

5:11 as a (somewhat) disabled person, I laughed my butt off

[@kitkatwizard]

TripleAGaming Is that your disability? Not owning a butt? Do you have a prosthetic butt?

[@ItsTripleAGaming]

JaydenDraws well it looks like I need one now xD

[@kitkatwizard]

TripleAGaming xD

[@Ifakojesfd]

TripleAGaming are you a disabled transformer, though?

[@Ifakojesfd]

JaydenDraws did you just call Kim kardashian disabled?

[@ranchersniper45_61]

The other one was the diamond block series, the series is what block is the box

[@bonnibaby]

In the thumbnail Dan's hand looks like a dank meme

[@miniops12]

9:06 dunno bout you but this fucking killed me

[@SupergeoGaming]

One of the funniest things ive ever watched

[@Jolanos]

Superior Spider-Man is actually Doc Ock who transferred his mind into Peter's body. Peter dies (but later comes back) and Ock sets out to prove that he will be better and become a Superior Spider-Man. It lasted 31 Issues and then Peter was resurrected. It's a fairly entertaining read.

[@pandapotato1617]

7:48 if I was a child with this I would fucking scream

[@FantasticHaz_2]

Fucking lost it when the liquid started.

[@EmperorJake]

Oh god it's like shed 17 all over again

[@kallumwilliams8235]

The last thing was supposed to stay inflated but yours had a hole in it

[@nicktillott7452]

Dan really needed Maggie after the Tiny Towns VR video

[@dnl_lcknr690]

1:00 that’s popular 80/90s pop artist SEAL

[@thelittleginger6002]

It’s probably just water and Alka-seltzer.

[@sandwich2473]

So... what makes it expand? It can't be an explosive, can it?

[@mcp12300]

Sandwich247 nah, no explosives that slow. I think it was something like vinegar and baking soda.

[@sandwich2473]

Makes sense.

[@solarknight3942]

I require the surprisems to be truly happy

[@toycatslawyer2726]

The spiderman robot thing reminds me of Fallout New Vegas.

[@skadforlife454]

Disabled transformer robots in wheelchairs

[@Darkstar1618]

beautifully done Dan

[@Jarvalicious]

Look at the thing while I tear the package open with my teeth

[@next-jenngraphics9364]

The Marvel 500 blind bags are so god awful, at least the Spider-Man variants are. I got what they labeled as "The Lizard" who most certainly looked like a Deathclaw dipped in neon green paint with a bloodied leg hanging out of the mouth (the tongue).

[@snowlad23]

Well that last bit was horrific...

[@Jarvalicious]

I thought he left his PS4 on in the background because of the music. But apparently it's just good old Kevin

[@cassiehigginson218]

New best friend? What about Reagan? Is Maggie going to replace her?

[@MicronOnline]

As some one who's familiar to using transformers, watching Dan use that toy was more frustrating then necessary

[@aeronmartin5637]

10:54, the marketing manager of AniMagic just came.

[@jsb8261]

I actually have some of the Minecraft ones and like them. They're pretty cheap too.

[@crackedemerald4930]

3:18 i swear that it was a lumberjack's head until he turned it upside down

[@JacobVoose]

How bout some mystery minis, Look it up they have rick and Morty fallout and MORE COLLECTABLE FIGURES BY... FUNKO Their good quality though

[@kabobawsome]

Voose200 I mean, Funko POP!s are fairly high quality figures, they're just shit when it comes to design.

[@parkeradelaide4579]

Voose200 are funko pops and pop vinyls the same thing?

[@PurpleAlzir]

Pop figures are made by funko. Pretty sure all of their stuff is made with vinyl.

[@shnoozezzz9752]

Hello procrastinators

[@aadaoswin]

6:01 is It me or is the dog tripping balls

[@zafranorbian757]

That last thing looked disgusting. Seriously who thought this was a good idea?

[@ze_rubenator]

Anything is a good idea when it's just used for money laundering.

[@chloerogers8841]

I think the thing it spst out was acide

[@moorebear1]

0:58 you know I had to do it to em

[@VenseyNess]

I got a knack 2 ad before this. There isn't a skip button strong enough.

[@henrygee1073]

Vensey Ness me too it was terrible

[@SharkBait19904]

So did I. Singing about someones Willy or something.

[@Lil_Yoda]

Vensey Ness KNACK 2 BABYYYEEEE

[@RageSondrayy]

Black Manta 10/5 mastapeece

[@mcp12300]

What's that? A "The Knack" comeback?

[@TheHolyBushGod]

Blind bag fleshlights are a thing now

[@mcp12300]

Alias Muse . . . Oh . . .

[@cdeer17]

The yuck bar thing they sell at my local toysrus they have almost a whole shelf for them XD

[@joeneil7448]

I like me those "Hatchem" things!

[@Star_.]

More of those hatchem thingys

[@totallynotlogic9849]

the suprizimal stuff just made me think about what toys would look like if we didnt win world war 2

[@Weevilyre]

Yay more NOW DO MORE!!!!

[@thatoneguy2256]

Luke cage looks like the opposite of Mr clean

[@VentrueMinis]

I swore that thing said "Marvel SOD" not "Marvel 500". I think sod would fit better, anyhow.

[@ohlookasquirrel4942]

Wasn't that Gordon who got bricked up ?

[@georgecooke6743]

"Oh shit that's the blackest thing i've ever seen.....Soeey Luke Cage"

[@kitkatwizard]

Just here for my daily dose of Dan

[@crackedemerald4930]

Am i a bloody heartless bastard for liking the red Thomas the dank engine than the weird eyed dog?

[@ekscalybur]

Way to phone it in.

[@oliverwalker2848]

1000 degree knife vs... whatever the fuck this pink thing is

[@GRex7777]

If you just line things up better that dark grimlock is really easy to put back together, though I don't see how you broke him to begin with. literally all you do is spin the legs around to become arms, then split the head to be robot legs.

[@Matt-cn2nn]

GRex7777 The plastic is a little bendy, so any bending the wrong way can cause the pieces to disconnect.

[@katerina3312]

*reads the title* YAAAAAAAASSS

[@ocupersgmail]

exactly

[@orangeboy155]

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea sponge bob square pants. Who's squishy and yellow and kinda looks diseased. Spange bab square pants

[@alpinez28]

7:50 Omae wa mou shindeiru. NANI?

[@braydenh190]

Do some more hatchimals and lol surprises

[@daisyrushton1574]

WHAT'S IN THE BOX?

[@pipmimi]

I don't know if this is just me but this video won't play on anything... just this video

[@LzzyHart]

Did anyone else get Madness vibes from 'Maggie Schnauzer'?

[@godofcrap42]

Have you done Mystery Minis yet?

[@krispypoopinsprinklez8983]

GREART VIDEO!!!

[@justanotherpiccplayer3511]

Dan are you going to now buy all of the cute fluffy dog ones??

[@StrongmanDevil]

did anyone hear him say big clitery eyes

[@thestopmobrogaming]

The grossary gang things remind me of the trash pack

[@Taolan8472]

More blind bags!

[@Fa6ade]

Did anyone else read it as Marvel SOD?

[@davidbrooks1735]

When are you going to do a second autographs episode

[@tacticalpoet]

Wooooo!

[@simonlaverty2162]

Do a room tour

[@adriantoader4341]

Ermmm...excuse me, is this Ashens?

[@c28baby]

Geordi La Forge?

[@Joseph-hv7jx]

Oh, sorry, thought this was ashens