Oh My God This Movie is the Worst

[@JustusScheetz]

this movie should be called "The Horny, The Hungry and The Haunted"

[@half-baked1851]

Justus Scheetz underrated comment

[@nomo2332]

Wow. That’s gold

[@tri11is]

Where do I remember this from?????

[@drdoofenstock5559]

That’s badass

[@eeeee6431]

@@tri11is The Good, The Bad and the Ugly?

[@yds2m]

For years I remembered The Princess Bride as having a scene where the grandad disappears and turns out to be a ghost. This movie is why

[@hotdogfrenchfries5707]

I thought you were talking about "A Little Princess" for a moment and I was hella confused

[@neal2399]

Hot Dog French Fries none of us can remember movies correctly

[@HenryTheTodd]

@@neal2399 Yeah right, I remember movies perfectly. Obviously the six-finger goblin killed Josh's grandfather, so prepare to have bologna.

[@ladycavalier]

Looool

[@ladycavalier]

Loool

[@lovrbooy]

I don’t like how sweaty everyone is in this movie...

[@fartsmella2008]

Ikr

[@XR-rf2tf]

Even sweatier than a fortnite player

[@lovrbooy]

Hazel Mass **oh**

[@CharmithiousTheGreat]

For some reason everyone sweats buckets in 80's movies

[@Pyro_Mothman]

The set was probably humid as fuk

[@hippopajamas]

Holly: my father hates you!! my family can't stand you *literally a minute later* Elliot: can i come on your family vacation? Holly: sure!!! i'll tell my family!!!

[@starboyonyx]

thats what i was thinking

[@droomzy]

*like 5 mins later* "we waited an HOUR & a HALF off schedule for your beau, & no sign of him ever showed up." when tf has a family ever spent 90 mins waiting for a daughter's bf they didn't even like? that's awfully nice of them

[@thea13]

I’ve been saying “YOU CANT PISS ON HOSPITALITY” with not a soul knowing that reference for years and now finally I can be vindicated for knowing that

[@gun_violence_gaming]

The reference, Mason. What does it mean?

[@daydreamer_412]

I really thought he was gonna threaten to piss on him like “you can’t piss on hospitality, but I can piss on you!” like why make him do that with his belt like that right after 😂

[@tackycardia]

I WONT ALLOW IT

[@mattedwards1704]

in the daddy scene I really thought he was gonna piss on his son

[@anyalaASMR]

me too lowkey

[@kendallcookie]

i’m glad to hear that i’m not the only one who thought that

[@CT-se8vn]

We all did

[@Anasyub]

ME TOO

[@feniamasloff2917]

LMAO lowkey high-key me too

[@abrown2520]

"I wonder what Holly's up to right now." Holly: *vogue-ing in the mirror to hype herself up for the breakup she is planning*

[@viar7325]

Alsha Brown queen behavior

[@Getout634]

as she should 💅

[@MrDemonWorm]

If it works...

[@adlin9567]

holly's my queen

[@anyalaASMR]

I honestly need a Holly in my life

[@AluminumFusion22]

Fun Fact: In the documentary "Best Worst Movie" it was revealed the actor that played the shopkeeper was in the midst of a manic episode and stumbled on to the film set without the director's knowledge. His performance was so good because he was in the middle of a manic episode.

[@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme]

that makes sense, I thought he was just the best actor in this film. but also, how does one...stumble onto set and the crew just rolls with it?? Who was the original actor going to play him?? did they just hand him a script?

[@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme]

please, i need answers

[@Mobiom]

​@@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseformewhy do you think he'd know?

[@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme]

@@Mobiom idk I'm asking the world

[@andrewlaboy4907]

​@@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseformehe stumbled onto the set manic without the director knowing he was having a manic episode, not that he was a random guy who showed up to the set

[@MoshBolt]

“What are you gonna do to me daddy?” “Tighten my belt loop to relieve hunger pains” that had me wheezing

[@calanier28]

MoshBolt it had me too...

[@tristanvanheerden3780]

Desk slapper

[@elreydelmundo1343]

I'm fuckin crying tears right now, that shit was so funny, and the way he delivered the line made it even better

[@tempatchtheveryweird3665]

666ths like

[@c.c.b6185]

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[@cinnamonger]

Fun fact: the original screenplay for Goblin was conceived by the screenwriter Rossella Drudi to be a twist on the traditional vampire story, in which the vampires were vegetarian, which is why the goblins fanatically hate meat. He did this because, and I quote, "at that point in my life, I had many friends who’d become vegetarians and it pissed me off."

[@130rne]

Another fun fact: the gas station attendant escaped a mental hospital for a day, walked onto the set and was high af when he played the part.

[@StardustLegend]

@@130rne oh my god i need a source on that that sounds amazing

[@AndysJackson]

@@StardustLegend Source: I made it up.

[@heinoustentacles5719]

hahaha hilarious

[@fisher3317]

@@AndysJackson Yeah, he didn't escape (his counselor or whatever recommended that he do the film) but he still was a patient at a mental hospital and he was high on Marijuana while doing this.

[@AJ_the_great1223]

Dude when he went to “tighten his belt to prevent hunger pains“ I dead ass thought he was going to Piss on his son

[@mrholychild8094]

Lol same

[@autumneagle]

It's how you assert dominance

[@gremlinwc8996]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one cuz everyone here also thought that

[@Cheshieruu]

well i mean, the kid pissed on the food so, even steven.

[@grumpybear123]

100%

[@natureaker5538]

"But the cholesterol!" I love how the witch says that like it's gonna convince this little boy, who probably has no idea what cholesterol is, to not eat a sandwich

[@danielleh6299]

Before the infamous “what are you gonna do to me Daddy” line, I thought his Dad was gonna pee on him as punishment

[@RWhite27]

Lol I was thinking the exact same thing.

[@auniverseunknown...5226]

*lmao i also thought that...*

[@australiaapplepie1429]

That would have made more sense and that's saying something

[@nobudgetproductions9987]

SAME

[@MelodyTCG]

I still thought he was even after the line

[@flynn1691]

i had vip for danny and drew’s tour and danny asked us who our favorite youtubers besides them are and when i said you, he was like “how is your favorite youtuber someone who only uploads once every two months”

[@nerdnasty6628]

Quality over quantity big dawg.

[@flynn1691]

Nerd Nasty you’re absolutely right and that’s what i told danny

[@CompleteMuffin]

mine is filthy frank. point irrelevant

[@GrayWoIf]

Well boys support boys

[@JarPanda]

And then Danny violently slit my throat in front of all the other Gregs to set an example.

[@kathryn8467]

I THOUGHT THE DAD WAS GOING TO PEE ON HIM AND THEN I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO BELT FHE CHILD AND THEN HE JUST TIGHTENED IT WHAT

[@operationallyopaque1257]

Ok good I wasn't the only one

[@JIMRbach193]

WHY ARE WE YELLING?!

[@Chaotic_Observer]

I thought he was gonna clap his kids cheeks?... was i wrong for thinking that??

[@MacetazzOpina]

Oh I thought it was going to go way darker

[@atuaangie5160]

You pissed on my humility *NOW IM GONNA PISS ON YOUR'ES*

[@matehiqu9905]

the fly on the actor's forehead when he says "OH MY GOOOOOOOOD" honestly sells the scene

[@panicatmybrain5933]

why does the girl have sharpie freckles

[@burnpygmalion39]

Panic! AtMyBrain i thought i was the only one who noticed that

[@peenyweeny3834]

that's just what sexy goblin forest hoes look like

[@doggoboii]

she’s an e girl

[@ImmortalBroken]

I was just about to comment, "Whyyy is that girl's fake freckles what bothers me most???"

[@lordoftheburgers3982]

Hah 1000th like

[@Nightmare_vZ]

"If you can't bring your boys to a romantic vacation with your girlfriend, where can you bring them?" Damn right.

[@nasounicornis5834]

Nightmare Z I don’t want to live in a world where I can’t take the boys with me on a date

[@opaljk4835]

The third wheel legend, always in the way

[@somethingcool9010]

Next I can’t kiss my boys

[@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy]

What next I can’t marry my boyz instead of my girlfriend? I can’t bring my boyz on dates with my girlfriend?

[@mongoosemonsoon899]

If you can’t bring your boys to your honeymoon, then what is even the point of getting married

[@JohnSmith-gy1ju]

"I just love the idea of naming your town what you are" Petition to rename Earth to Namuh.

[@shawneeseguin2551]

Signed✒✅

[@naooho9392]

Numah numah numah yay

[@УрошКалиниченко]

Add my signature

[@milliblom2237]

@@naooho9392 NUMAH NUMAH A-A-AH

[@whywasthismade6191]

Or tenalp toidi

[@Asterra2]

Mild correction: Grandpa Seth didn't "summon the power of god" to cast his spell; it was, according to his own words, a spell he learned from a friend of his who had been in Hell. This is also the movie's biggest deus ex machina.

[@daydream5120]

Sure, that’s what all the ghost grandpas say

[@seigeengine]

Imagine having a film where the wise old dude shows up with an axe, a molotov cocktail, and magical lightning from hell to slay vegetarian goblins. Oh wait...

[@o0Avalon0o]

_Plot twist, this is a movie about an emotionally abusive family & a child losing his grip on reality as a coping mechanism._

[@Leviathan56]

honestly its better than the actuall plot

[@cutecat304]

In this plots timeline the dad didn't tighten his belt

[@tims.2717]

Makes the movie a whole lot better.

[@lemonace6695]

At least a very negligent one, like the kid was having hallucinations about his dead granfather that were causing him to misbehave and put himself in dangerous situations and they didn't give a shit

[@Gremlin_Goods]

I watched this as an emotionally abused child loosing my grip on reality and that is 100% how I read the movie

[@goodneighborsw]

I’m gonna establish a town called “Ydde”

[@kinnikkinnik]

Can we have a YYU (Yee Yee University) there?

[@monalisa4878]

@@kinnikkinnik no, YYU is already in Kurtistown

[@Lightstorm786]

@@monalisa4878 there can be different branches of the same university

[@justsomeguy5390]

Is it customary to piss on food before eating?

[@murciadoxial8056]

Eldroy, for the ones that love the lol and the shortstaccs

[@bridget1482]

“I must do it I must do it” *pisses* - Joshua, a true hero😍😪🤚

[@wtfemtf]

mad respect for jdawg ✊

[@heathc148]

"You must show the resolve to piss to your family's food" - Giorno Giovanni

[@lvbboi9]

@@heathc148 no

[@EverybodysEnoch]

“Tight my belt so I don’t feel hunger pains” Alright I’m convinced the writer is self aware and an absolute fucking comedic genius lol

[@letsichigo]

when I first watched this movie I wanted the sister’s Garfield astrology sleep shirt so badly that I found it on eBay. I’m now the proud owner of a Sagittarius Garfield sleep shirt where he’s holding a bow and the arrow is pizza

[@flavorfulsoups]

Bro, I have the Scorpio one for the exact same reason, this is some otherworldly level coincidence.

[@cutecat304]

Congratulations you have made an excellent decision

[@brooklyn__________]

Do you have an Instagram? I Cannot stress how badly I NEED to see that shirt

[@Lucy_Ferrr]

I immediately tired to find that shirt where can I get one

[@heatherpony]

I could only find Pisces and Aries one... 😭 No libra And they're not sleepers.. they're normal t shirts..

[@brianp3570]

"I wonder what Holly's up to right now" *cut to the most 80s sh*t possible*

[@sydt7104]

I'm just impressed the sister didn't drop the bar on her neck when her boyfriend snuck in

[@chrisbcpack]

that was my first thought like my dude you don't sneak up on someone who's lifting without a spotter and scare them

[@Occultist_Anonymous]

Lmao she just fucking dies and the movie ends

[@TomWDW1]

"You trying to turn me into a homo?" As a gay man, I can say that punching someone in the nuts doesn't make someone gay - trust me ... I've tried.

[@Cherno35]

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[@SuperWaffleMuffin]

...but how many times did you do it?

[@stardust.7507]

@@SuperWaffleMuffin at least three times for good measure in case they weren't gay the second time

[@toadynamite8141]

Your not a girl, if a girl does it it just might . . .

[@Flesh_Wizard]

Not with that attitude!

[@ziggyhfx8202]

I kinda thought that his dad was going to piss on him and I got really scared.

[@krissybee123]

me too!

[@indiemacabre9777]

STRAIGHT UP THOUGH

[@cholec9230]

ME TOOOOOO

[@the.legit.batman]

I was like 666

[@abneroz6417]

To be fair to the goblins, I’m also grossed out by the double decker bologna sandwich

[@battobat8286]

That does sound disgusting lmao

[@acidpain6059]

Bologna is the worst of the lunch meats hands down

[@Jackofheartsyt]

I cant put into words how much i hate bologna

[@r0tten.b0y]

We are the Bologna Haters Club

[@lordofpickles69p48]

@@r0tten.b0y YES bologna is garbage and I don’t know why people like it

[@ByeByeDeadName]

Trying to be a hipster about the room when the “oh my gooooood” scene is already a meme

[@luxomatix]

my thoughts exactly smh

[@rialightwood-bane6347]

A truly iconic scene

[@softice1525]

Eddie: Do you think Joshua will A. Throw food in trash B. Spill juice on the food C. Move his frozen family D. Throw food out window Joshua: I pick option P

[@SIMULAT3DHUMAN3]

Why does Eddy look like he’s wearing those fake glasses that come with a nose and a mustache attached

[@neonserendipity]

aaaand I'm never going to unsee that, thank you :)

[@bigburtha3471]

Oh shit he does

[@shawneeseguin2551]

Damnit Sad Canadian Boy you ruined his manly dad mustache!!😂

[@TheHollomap]

Because he is..... Sadly he suffers from a condition where he can not actually grow facial hair. And he lost his nose in a tragic kite surfing accident. *flys away*

[@bleysmcnutt5500]

I CAN'T UNSEE IT

[@camillathomas6222]

This movie was actually filmed on my great grandparents farm and in the party scene features a lot of my relatives including my grandma playing the piano 😂 We play this movie at almost every family reunion. May or may not have traumatized me as a child, but it’s a great effing time 👌

[@MacetazzOpina]

Wow, really???????

[@opaljk4835]

You can’t piss on grandmas piano!

[@sawyerpfau5867]

Sorry g imma piss on ur table

[@Repetoire]

You can't post this and not confirm it!!!!

[@Nitrolord]

@@Repetoire Op: "This thing happened" *1 month later* Op: "This thing happened, confirmed"

[@KimChilds75]

This movie is so 80's that the dad had his pajama collar popped.

[@RWhite27]

Oh my goodness do you have to e time stamp?! I need to see this.

[@poopiepeepee706]

@@RWhite27 17:59

[@Resters52_official]

Honestly, I think the biggest problem is the grandfather's logic, he has incredible abilities like stopping time, materializing objects like the axe and the cocktail, haunting, and the ability to return to the real world and summon lighting. We also know he can appear to people other than Josh, so of all the people who he could contact why go to the one with the least authority, Josh is a small child, he's on the bottom of the family totem pole and is the weakest physically. Why not appear to the father or mother? Like, if somebody came back from the dead and told me goblins were real and wanted to eat me I'd believe them, who the fuck wouldn't?

[@aaronburkeen6409]

I thought you were going in a different direction with that. Honestly, with Grandpa's abilities, the movie has no conflict. He is some sort of powerful interdimessonal being. He could just solve it himself without involving anyone.

[@cyprian411]

The way the actors present their lines sounds as if they don't actually speak english..... They just rehearsed the sounds they were supposed to make. Because the grammatical structure of almost every one of their sentences is driving me nuts.

[@tylerjacobson4300]

You would be correct. I believe the movie was translated from... Italian or maybe French.

[@robocapy6045]

Oh my Goooooooooooooooooooooooooood!

[@atuaangie5160]

You better watch out Those nuts that youre driving might be eaten by this chicks dad

[@FirstLast-le2rf]

@@tylerjacobson4300 It was written by an Italian woman who knew english as a second language. She was also the director's wife.

[@bradleylovelace889]

I'm really late to this comment, but the actors have said that they actually brought up how weird the lines were as written as well as how they sounded, but the director just shot them down every time. Also, said director still thinks the film is a misunderstood masterpiece as opposed to the hot if entertaining garbage that it is.

[@vkeighmanabe2952]

*"I see the devil in you boi"* -Eddy Burback, 2019

[@rickfan7]

That should be made into a gif

[@vkeighmanabe2952]

@@rickfan7 ikr

[@miab643]

V'Keigh Manabe I’m the 666th like lol

[@vkeighmanabe2952]

@@miab643 👊

[@hadrianryan4179]

I reached this comment JUST as he said it in the video. Good timing three years ago!

[@lucydearden5625]

How to get the guy: punch their groin, say “I like you,” and follow it up with a smooch. Whose the pickup artist now Michael Fiore?

[@PoohhNani]

It's really that simple lol

[@TheScience69]

Thats how i met my wife

[@MelodyTCG]

"you can't piss on hospitality" is such a powerful line

[@Tsulfhorror]

"they're eating her and then they're gonna eat me oh my goooooooood!!!!", classic.

[@bimbowithadegree420]

Gotta love the fly causually chilling on his forehead as he screams. Creme of the crop 👌

[@damnmuggle]

Lol

[@HoundofOdin]

"You know when one of your boys wants to intrude on his girlfriend's family vacation and you're just along for the ride." This actually happened to me once. It ended as badly as you would expect.

[@peachesncharlotte]

Whole story?

[@eeeee6431]

It’s been seven months, Dr Bright. Give us the story or no more amulet, alright?

[@MB-sy9ll]

Farnsworth would've told us by now.

[@smileybox]

We'll never know the whole story

[@RWhite27]

I’m gonna need the whole story.

[@anyalaASMR]

There’s something so satisfying about watching a terrible and cringey movie, and I have no idea what it is.

[@guytorie]

It's shadenfreude.

[@kopalvashistha2290]

Watch hausu

[@jrlaps521]

Oh you’re gonna love Red Letter Media’s Best of the Worst

[@wearewhole]

It’s the satisfaction of survival

[@juliamcalister8655]

when me and my best friend go out and wake up hungover the next day our favourite thing to do is crack open amazon prime and find the WORST movies we possibly can.

[@sodasalesman6822]

i've loved this movie since i was a kid, and one of my favorite fun facts about it is that it was originally conceived as anti-vegetarian propaganda, which puts a lot of stuff, like the double decker bologna sandwich, into context, and yet somehow makes it even more absurd

[@bernadettebread]

IN EDDY’S DEFENSE: yes, the “oh my goooooooooood” scene is a dead meme, but that’s the only thing I had seen from this movie before I watched this, while pretty much the entirety of The Room has been and continues to be memed to death.

[@racnoonracnoon]

shut up

[@coolbule1238]

Disintegrate your fingers Not Ninja.

[@megara83]

Coolbule 123 huh?

[@megara83]

I guess

[@mollyfoxxx]

Jonathan Phillips “Nilbog is Goblin spelled backwards” has been quoted to death for like 20 years now.

[@jordanjones7432]

The actress playing the sister lITerAlLy TaLkS LIke ThIs

[@nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734]

omg yesss 😂

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

I'm trying to get what that sounds like into my head just to see if you're explaining it correctly. Holy shit that's exactly how you explained it.

[@scoutsalem9926]

she sounds like shes in an elementary school play trying to speak loud enough for all the parents to hear

[@SamanthaNoelCakes]

Cigarette•Silhouette spot on.

[@MacetazzOpina]

I don't get it

[@emosongsandreadalongs]

I love how Josh has a moment of hesitation before he bites into that abomination of a sandwich. Like he's thinking if he should do it or just let the goblins eat him

[@therealevilmudbug]

To be fair, it's made of bologna, not roast beef or something like that is that is an actual lunch meat. Like he's gonna die early either way.

[@toddysurcharge771]

I think he wanted to quit during the filming of the scene right then and there. If only the 4k HD Blu Ray had some directors/actors commentary on it.

[@NonaRoe]

okay i did recognize the fact that nilbog is goblin backwards only because an early version of D&D featured some sort of capricious fey god named nilbog who possessed goblins and made them perform ungoblinly acts

[@casperg.8603]

Actually, these are in 5th addition 2! They’re mentioned in Volo's Guide to Monsters!

[@guycalledcookie]

YES!! THESE GUYS!!

[@seigeengine]

Yes, but fuck 5e.@@casperg.8603

[@idraw4funs796]

So did holly's boyfriend choose her or the boys

[@BostonMBrand]

You gotta choose the boys.

[@huntertierney5495]

RMS id choose the boys holly is an annoying dumb bitch

[@hannahthoms4246]

The boys died, soooo

[@dhawkeye4439]

Hannah Thoms too bad, still choose the bois

[@BostonMBrand]

@@dhawkeye4439 Gotta choose the bois. The bois will always be there for you if things get rough.

[@melodic250]

the sister ends every sentence on an exclamation point

[@Slv4S8n666]

Truth.

[@centurionmusic11]

16:45 "I wonder what Holly's up to" *cuts to Holly literally filming a TikTok dance*

[@seigeengine]

This was 1990. People just danced for themselves instead of so 12 year olds can dream of banging them.

[@alexanderhamilton2338]

Right as he said "I wonder what Holly's up to" I got a US Air Force ad.

[@elliewinthrop5087]

I'm just here to snitch to Gus if Eddy stands on his chair.

[@JoaoEsquivo]

12:48 Oh boy, Eddy is so screwed.

[@PoohhNani]

Lmaoooooo Eddie just can't help himself

[@arose2586]

The acting makes me feel like I'm watching a subpar high school play at a school that only allots 100 bucks to the drama department

[@mowganashwey]

I couldn't quite put my finger on it. But this is it!

[@shimmerotter]

slytherin's monster especially 17:25

[@ducktheparentofducks9421]

The director and producers were like: “if theres not synth constantly playing in the background, are we even making a movie?”

[@kansascity1338]

your account... ...Like you can't be a robot (or car) if you want to make a profile. does that mean whenever you are driving... ...think of it like A person who wants to be a train and identifies as one... They are driving in a hollowed-out, much larger, same species dude. So how do you get around... ...WAIT CARS CAN THINK AND TYPE!!! so how many people have maked-out in you or your friend and you were just like: "okay".

[@cloin6]

LE POTATO of TRUTH what the fuck

[@volundrfrey896]

The concept of a summer farmer exchange program is brilliant. Who wouldn't want to move into a farm during the busiest time of year and spend your vacation doing manual labour. And which farmer wouldn't want to have some account from the city taking care of their farm during the most critical time of year which your entire livelihood depends on.

[@brett2890]

Eddie. That "OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD" meme is so much older and so much deader than any Tommy Wiseau meme. That's like a 2010 meme my dude.

[@AlbinoAxolotl]

Yeah I thought this movie had already come and gone...?

[@radarpinki]

yeah the whole intro is just ironic

[@evan4036]

Yeah but normies haven't ruined that meme like they have with The Room. I think thats the point he was trying to make.

[@ben-zu4iq]

My uncle showed me this movie when I was 9 and I didnt want to watch it but for some reason decided to sit through it. I remember it being the scariest movie I had ever seen, and now I'm watching this. I feel ashamed of myself

[@theshyguy4932]

This reminds me of when I would watch TV before going to sleep and I would watch this on my own when I was like 8 and I would be terrified

[@bukuroshebytyci185]

It would scare the holy shit out of me as a 9 year old too

[@forgottenmemory900]

Your uncle huh Is this your weird uncle Or your regular uncle Or the uncle who isn’t allowed to see the rest of the family anymore

[@TathD]

Kinda weird for an uncle to show this to his nine year old nephew. Hmm.

[@theshyguy4932]

@@TathD how?

[@nathanmond6508]

“She was a beautiful girl with huge... uh... EYES”

[@jeffreyroatcn1679]

Glad I’m not the only one who thought that

[@helix2331]

great big... tracts of land

[@nathanmond6508]

@@helix2331 and big ol' jugs... of milk

[@ironwraith852]

@@nathanmond6508 huge fuckin milkers, they were.

[@nathanmond6508]

@@ironwraith852 you’re talking about her cows, of course

[@GraniteJet]

The abstract idea of monsters deceptively turning people into plants to eat them is, in concept, kind of scary. The execution, however, is endlessly laughable.

[@resentfulshrimp8044]

There's a manga series called Hell's paradise that's basically that concept but in feudal Japan with Ninjas and Samari and stuff. It's quite terrifying I'd recommend it.

[@justaguywhowatchesyoutube5588]

I disagree as why the fuck would you need to turn people into plants when you could just eat the plant-life around you or just grow and cook your own vegetables?

[@jonathanshaw3250]

When I get a notification that eddy uploaded “What are you gonna do to me daddy”

[@zacharyhassan6352]

who knew that N-i-l-b-o-g is gonna be a town with a Goblin issue

[@Jtngetabettername]

Residents of Llort

[@anon2234]

Abilene and Midlothian are cities out here in Texas and honestly they fit right next to Nilbog. I totally didn't notice. It was the farmer exchange that gave away that stupid shit was going to happen.

[@xdoxxy]

*RUDE*

[@funnyfella8198]

Well what did you expect it to be called? Gnigassem lanimilbus?

[@etiv409]

I'm gonna name a town Namuh (NAM-u)

[@tiny_banjo]

Everyone: Eddy Burback: I know more about good-bad movies than you do genius.

[@cloakedingravity]

Nice reference there 👌👌

[@donalreynolds7925]

I like how u said everyone: instead of no one: bit it kinda sounds wrong

[@Mythonaut]

I doubt it I watch RLM

[@daan.m]

As a teenage girl I can confirm that the way Holly dances in the mirror is really accurate

[@biteykins5753]

Sisters boyfriend: has friends Sisters boyfriend: is a virgin Me: has no friends Me: still a virgin *_SOMETHIN AINT ADDIN UP_*

[@lvbboi9]

Maths

[@mistersmile1844]

Wait. That's illegal.

[@syphix2693]

same

[@XR-rf2tf]

There’s only one conclusion........YOUR FUCKED

[@crapjoe8634]

@@XR-rf2tf he's not unfortunately :(

[@MaddyBlu9724]

How did all the young women in the 80's manage to have the Exact. Same. Hair.

[@Lila-ed7bt]

Madison Sido it was fashion they went to the hairdressers and there like one perm please and then they gave them a perm and everyone’s like that looks goood I want a perm

[@roxassora2706]

Trends that's why

[@lees5315]

"they're eating her" 😟 "and then they're gonna eat me" 😟 *"OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD"* 😲

[@anarose6021]

I don't think that was enough O's

[@caitymatey4051]

'No one's ever moved SLOWLY out of curtains and had good intentions '....these are straight facts 🤣🤣🤣

[@superemoboi2050]

I read this as he said it.

[@DKWalsh16]

I love how they showed “nilbog” in the mirror’s reflection like it would spell goblin like that’s not how mirrors work hahaha

[@thatonemovieguy9749]

Wtf are you talking about? Yes, that’s exactly how mirrors work. How about giving it a try before commenting something you don’t know.

[@DKWalsh16]

ThatOneMovieGuy this comment made me sad :(

[@ellieschimke7344]

Dan Krauth aww i totally got what you meant, that’s pretty funny, boys support boys y’all

[@sourgreendolly7685]

ThatOneMovieGuy You good, dude? The text is backwards in the mirror is all, no need to get worked up 😂

[@DKWalsh16]

Ellie S this is the type of nice comment that will save youtube, thank you

[@xan9224]

13:40 I was 100% sure he was about to piss on his son

[@jesse1086]

And the very last thing I would have guessed was that he was going to tighten his belt to stop the hunger

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@jesse1086 I think we were supposed to assume he was gonna hit the kid with his belt, and yet the last scene did not help

[@Heebie-Deebies]

When the Title card said "Goblin Spelled Backwards" I thought about it, then was like "Oh my god, how did I not notice this."

[@bingobunny7862]

Same

[@darthvader7684]

Same

[@DeathnoteBB]

I saw Nilbog in the captions and there’s another comment talking about “Numah” (didn’t grasp what they meant tho, its late lol) and my brain went “GOBLIN” Cause two weird names?? If shit’s weird its spelling backwards

[@greninjamastergabe6452]

@@DeathnoteBB “Numah” is “human” spelled backwards. He said it should be an alternate name for Earth because humans control Earth.

[@shovelexperience672]

My great aunt is the lady that hands them the keys at 10:44 and they spell her name wrong in the credits

[@hbm7350]

No kidding

[@katekursive1370]

remember, kids: ALWAYS CHOOSE FRIENDS OVER ROMANTIC PARTNERS if pressed by the latter

[@rayafoxr3]

Kate Kursive definitely true. Even though the guy in this movie IS really weird about his friends and it isn’t ridiculous or abusive to just want some alone time. And just like romances friendships can be toxic so they genuinely could be looking out for you, just like the vice versa versa.

[@MacetazzOpina]

Generally avoid anyone who makes you choose

[@sophzillaaa]

No it's not just "friends" dude, it's THE BOYS

[@adeer87]

Da Bois

[@emilywest680]

Fun fact: the guy who plays Eliot was my mom's teenage crush from church. Fast forward to the mid-2000s, and he's a NY Times bestselling author. He moved to the area where we went to church and I had a feud with one of his daughters that started because I didn't like Hannah Montana 😂

[@cly_]

seems legit

[@grubby9486]

and then everybody clapped

[@strawberrycola1994]

That is the most 2000s thing I've ever heard 😂 Hannah Montana and Disney channel was such a big deal back then.

[@etojay7526]

…And I took that personally

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@grubby9486 r/nothingeverhappens

[@mowganashwey]

Did this come out after Princess Bride? I feel like they took the whole, "grandpa reads me a story" idea and ran way too far with it 🤣

[@erinfarine9316]

Lol just commented something about that!

[@joleareed4639]

Morgan Ashley I just thought about that lol

[@poo55555]

I remember seeing this movie when I was 7 at my cousin's place and I was hiding for a while thinking it was going to be scary. I then witnessed the most Looney toons bullshit I had ever seen on film to that point, came out from behind the couch and asked my aunt with indignation "is this supposed to be scary?" She looked at me and said, "This is a failure in fear." I then began to just laugh at the rest of the movie and it was a great time!

[@phantasmagorics]

was kinda holding it together until "-bUT THEN HE PULLS OUT A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL" i woke up the whole house

[@andybradley8347]

I read this as it happened

[@alexandertyers719]

You didn’t touch on the best scene - the popcorn sex scene that makes absolutely no sense. I watched this movie in high school with the boys and oh man that scene had me in tears. Love your content btw man

[@gayjayy]

The WHAT scene?

[@unknow2k875]

@@gayjayyseconded

[@thecheezyweebboy8835]

Listen I know it’s been 2 years but what does this mean

[@Natediggetydog]

@@thecheezyweebboy8835 There’s a scene where the goblin witch disguises as a pretty girl and seduces one of Elliot’s friends, and the ensuing romance scene is so ‘hot’ that it pops all the popcorn in the cabinet and he drowns in it.

[@unknow2k875]

@@Natediggetydog Wait WHAT!!!???!!!

[@goose7469]

Eddy saying "I'm a man." is the most adorable noise ever he sounds like a five year old.

[@Mrssamanthamagill]

You missed the BEST PART! After Holly gets upset about leaving Elliott behind, the family starts singing "row row row your boat"

[@guytorie]

4:09 She looks like she followed a freckle tutorial and ALMOST got it.

[@lanie7569]

Shoelace Kink that’s exactly what i thought lmaoo

[@chelsie2767]

She was so close to getting it right too lmao

[@donalreynolds7925]

69th like let's go

[@guytorie]

@@donalreynolds7925 And it matches your name!

[@therealsmugone]

If a girl ever makes you choose between her and the boys, always pick the boys

[@gretchenscarseth5628]

TheGodlySodium boys support boys boi

[@TheJzsteven]

I wish I knew better

[@fortunatecookie]

And vice versa: don’t abandon your friends because your bf wants you to Basically, if ANY person demands that you cut other people out of your life for the sake of a romantic relationship… that’s toxic 🎵

[@IndigoAlpha]

I'm a full grown woman and I'll always pick my boys over some girl. ALWAYS PICK THE BOYS.

[@lingy69]

bros before hoes

[@cynical-space]

My favorite character is The Bois™️

[@lanceslinks5624]

ThE bOIS

[@charlotterosewood4170]

I love how even after I watched this video once, I still didn't realize nilbog was goblin spelled backwards until eddy pointed it out again

[@3guzica]

Why the flip nobody ever says anything about the fly on the forehead in the Oscar winning performance by the magnificent Darren Ewing at 16:35

[@teaguejelinek4038]

Bcuz why would they

[@gabe6475]

The fly was actually cast and made more than the entire rest of the cast combined. There was actually a sexual harassment controversy that almost got the movie cancelled when the studio sided with the fly. Those were the days.

[@contemporarycrow1469]

Gabe Jones-Lang man the fly needs to be in every movie coming out for the rest of the times movies exist

[@Milos596]

De si Guziceee

[@Jordan21W]

This is like a kid's dungeon and dragons campaign meets hollywood

[@copperqueen1816]

You know what, having all the options in the world and still deciding pissing on the table to stop people from eating it is extremely dungeons and dragons.

[@b._.b00]

The way he introduces "Joshua's sister and her boyfriend" sounded like they were entering to be guests on his talk show

[@frankbenham1745]

I don't know why, maybe the type of cameras used, but a lot of movies made from late 70's to early 90's will sometimes give me the creeps just by the look of the film. This movie has that look. I can't even articulate it properly. Weird vibes. Edit: I always dreamed of going on a vacation where I could work on someone else's farm. What a swell time that would be.

[@seigeengine]

It might be because the aesthetic of old VHS stuff has been largely coopted by horror these days.

[@Panikontheice]

“I mUst do it! I mUsT dO iT!!” No Joshua you mUSTNT

[@neverleavesthehouse]

Pretty sure Elliot's boys were cracking more than a cold one together.

[@Purplishous555]

Eddy- “I’m a man!” Me- dude the only difference is that hella rad mustache, but go off I guess.

[@cassualtea2040]

mustache maketh man

[@deusvult1590]

oh it took me till 10:05 to realise that nilbog is goblin backwards

[@kaitlin9288]

Tbf, you realized it a lot faster than the protagonists did

[@jamesgodsend]

How to overcome a tricky situation Josh style - Pull out a double decker stack of meat - Pull out your meat

[@wtfemtf]

mad respect for josh wat an innovator

[@imgabulous]

grandpa seth is freaking me out ngl edit: oh my god hes a ghost

[@Km_cm8rr]

But why is “here it is, the Stonehenge magic stone, the goblins magic power” going to be my new “ it’s not just a boulder, it’s a rock, a big, beautiful, rock”

[@hungryhedgehog4201]

Can we talk how super red flag and manipulative the "your friends or me" shit is? If your partner forces you to just abandon your friends for no real reason (like they aren't enabling him to like idk gamble or get into dangerous stunts or something they are just his friends) that's not ok, leave! She even tries to manipulate him with sex to leave his friends.

[@mitchellclendening7682]

Yeah exactly! I think the implication is that his friends are jackasses who probably get him into trouble but it's still a super manipulative and gross strategy.

[@MariaTex3]

Would just like to point out that he broke into her bedroom for sex first and brought his friends along to...watch or something...and lied about it. Then he brought all of his friends along on a vacation she invited only him to and was over an hour and a half late to show without a word. He also sucks. I don't think it was really necessarily supposed to be a "have a relationship with me OR have friendships" situation, but it just came off that way.

[@hungryhedgehog4201]

@@MariaTex3 true they are both terrible

[@alexanderreynolds6018]

NGL I really don't think this dumb movie from almost 50 years ago is that deep

[@narib8971]

Just realized this was filmed in Utah coffee being “the devils drink” makes a lot of sense now

[@AB-ft7ng]

20:43 So nobody’s gonna point out how perfectly timed Eddy dubbed “Grandpa Seth” ?

[@237vu]

fr lol

[@Duhbella]

"This movie has everything!" Except..like.. actual trolls.. but sure its got like everything else besides the titular creature.

[@lonelyghost1851]

Daniella Hunt i read the first part as stefon from weekend update on snl lmao

[@kingsleycy3450]

You said the witch was the worst actor. I think she was the only actor who knew what kind of movie she was in