oink oink

[@laurels4040]

everyone going silent when zac asks if he has a warrant is so good

[@grimbobagman4133]

That bit makes it feel so real. The EXACT silence that follows from a group of teens after the one kid starts sassing a cop like 'Bro, WHAT are you doing???' It's perfect

[@johnnysweetly3757]

"I got my proldier's license right here" is my favorite Zac line.

[@adenmoore3055]

And then agent Clark said “I got my warrant right here” and shot Gorgug in the shoulder with his gun shoes.

[@ANunes06]

"Who do you know in this room right now?" and "Why would that be mInE? It was in YoUr pocket?" are strong contenders.

[@siennahartle9069]

Hands down the best Zac line is “I killed him yeah”

[@candyh4284]

@@ANunes06 "hey what are you doing at that console??" ".............................'m fucked up...."

[@adalindenau5035]

I think that "Where's your bulb now?" and "Give me your teeth" should also be mentioned

[@alastryona]

the dice tell a story and sometimes that story is that the cops are incapable of showing up in time to actually help anyone

[@UntoTheBreach24]

When rounds count, the police are only 1d20+5 minutes away

[@benja1378]

I thought the story is inspired by reality that acab? ❤ :))

[@cillianthestupendous6093]

most realistic part of fantasy high

[@unr3markabl393]

when you think about it the police more often than not dont show up to stop crime but to exercise revenge in your stead after a crime has been committed.

[@BelCamryn]

@@unr3markabl393In NYC police solve only 31% of major crimes, in terms of minor crimes they more exist so you can get a police report to hand over to your insurance provider if you have one.

[@winstermagic7886]

“You kids wanna make some bacon?” Will never not be funny to me

[@VoonNBuddies]

Perfect line. Perfect delivery.

[@nicholasmccarthy8511]

I didn't realise it meant smoking cops until this video

[@Shame_of_god]

I do love how much of this is just Zac

[@Hey-Its-Dingo]

Zac and Brennan

[@jamswhams]

Before I realized I thought it was Zac clips LMAO

[@gwen9939]

@@Hey-Its-Dingo And Lou. And Siobhan. And Ally. And Emily. Murph is the one who's only partially on-board but I think that's just because he likes rules and likes playing Lawful Good types.

[@CubanSpartan]

Seriously. Like 30 seconds in I was thinking "I knew Zac was an ally but godDAMN this guy knows what's up"

[@raymondfisheriii791]

@@gwen9939no, the reason he was only slightly on-board was because his character’s mom was also a cop

[@unintentionally_edgy5867]

i cant imagine the terror of this next to silant, 6`5 or whatever half orc suddenly asking "do you have a warrant?" and knowing he killed a dragon in his first year

[@thenosieyartist6924]

and then after saying "what?" its a much less passive, "Do you have a Fucking Warrent"

[@leviqueen1504]

​@@thenosieyartist6924it went from moderately in to all in real quick

[@envoy2500]

I think Gorgug is almost 7' tall

[@envoy2500]

And for comparison, most Aarakocra are about 5' tall. So even if he's tall for one, this guy is WELL over a foot shorter than Gorgug

[@leviqueen1504]

@@envoy2500 at the start of season 1 zac says he is 6'4"

[@ladyvoldything]

Herstory Professor Zac Oyama is so based in this

[@Trethan3266]

More like Herstory Profesister Zac Ovaryama

[@bluebawls]

​@@Trethan3266 profecister of course

[@vaderwalks]

ladyvoldything, you ARE one of the good ones.

[@honeynutqueerio]

@@bluebawlsprofescistHER, perhaps

[@andythepants]

​@@honeynutqueerio pHERhaps?

[@gruf_flea]

i never see Zac be so mean and violent other than when he is talking to cops 😭😭😭

[@gruf_flea]

he’s so correct, to be clear.

[@archerelms]

He is indeed correct. He's just mean to the ones that deserve it most lmao

[@TheTm9090]

@@archerelmsthat’s every single one of them

[@emilysmith2965]

There is a nonzero chance his grandparents spent WWII in internment camps for the “crime” of being Japanese… so if that was your family history I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t forget to hate cops

[@Mollusk_Magus]

@@TheTm9090 except sklonda

[@aweckzs]

love how quietly riz's mom just quits the police force and becomes a defense attorney in the third season for...obvious reasons

[@radeladle]

watching this over time really makes me respect zac's pan-universal commitment to acab

[@benja1378]

❤❤

[@whithertheywander]

Narrative Reward for Disrespecting Cops! Impeccable!

[@worldofcardboard3203]

Bud Cubby the anarchocommunist halfling is the greatest character ever made.

[@candyh4284]

Look it's like I've been saying, all dnd parties should have a based maniac in their back pocket

[@PapaBear_Gaming]

@@candyh4284 Maniac or just based?

[@kayleighlehrman9566]

​@@PapaBear_Gaming I mean he did light the Molotov before going into the station and kept it in his mail bag when he was busting the Bad Kids out of jail.

[@TheTm9090]

"Always with the oppressed against the oppressors" ✊🍞🌹

[@Aon_Duine]

​@@kayleighlehrman9566 that's based as hell!!!

[@capn_toad]

i love how riz has like 5 seconds of being a bootlicker and is completely shut down lmao

[@aleksanderszablinski6941]

Oh man, I don’t think not wanting your ma dead is bootlicking tbh

[@jasonmaserton]

2:30 note for myself

[@jamman9569]

Explain how he's a boot licker.

[@hakkesho12]

And then by the end of Freshman Year he’s completely flipped to, “The fuckin’ feds got us in here, man!” 🤣🤣🤣

[@gordonwiley2006]

"THE WHOLE TIME, KIDDO!"

[@OWSNubbles]

THAT'S SO BRAVE

[@indieoregano]

"Do you have a fucking warrant?" "I got my proldier's license right here." "Where's your bulb now?" Zac Oyama: one liner extraordinaire

[@Aon_Duine]

Everyone is always like "Zac is the master of timing". But I think he really excels with the one liners, they are always perfect

[@sheppycoop]

Such an important compilation thank you

[@HoiiPolloii]

Hello fellow Casey, nice to meet another in this space 🤝

[@free_siobhan]

i was having a very bad day when this episode premiered but seeing zac get so clearly angry asking for a warrant truly killed me i love this show

[@wickedburnout6876]

as a nerdy punk, d20's acab attitude (especially the cubbys & danielle) and rewards/earned explications for questioning authority has healed me

[@Aon_Duine]

I'm also a nerdy punk, and I get you completely. The content these folks create is perfect for me and heal my heart so much. D20, and especially Fantasy High are my comfort shows

[@aarocamero1013]

It unironically makes total sense for forgot to be a vibrant acab butterfly, considering he was raised by two lovely halflings that are while not explicitly anarachists, they do have a lot of anti authoritarian attitudes and are awesome

[@MiroredImage]

I believe the Thistlespring parents are actually gnomes

[@pbbbtttt8185]

siobhan's "you're so brave !!!" is so cute

[@emilysmith2965]

Halflings have Brave as a trait, too

[@yesthatpaul]

Lou immediately backing Zac up on slapping the cops is the kind of camaraderie we need in these trying times.

[@billygarcia9885]

“You guys wanna make some bacon?” That’s it. That’s the moment I fell in love with Brennan.

[@demonicgrub1025]

The halflings are such a prime example of random generic npcs a dm throws in for set dressing, that the players then latch on to. And then on every subsequent appearance they get cooler and cooler.

[@orionsbonk]

i was WAITING for a clip from the crooked cop subway fight and i’m so glad you remembered to include it 💛💛

[@kaemonbonet4931]

The best part is that its not at all clear that this is a cop before zac says "do you have a warrant?" so it just comes off as confusingly aggressive and then he's right!

[@drewmoffatt9414]

Nah, Zac's not really guessing, the fact that it's Cuspin is pretty clear from Brennan's description. He's been established as a cop previously and specifically one on the trail of Wanda Childa, and he's introduced in the scene as an aaracokra coming along and asking if anyone's seen the bus that Wanda just pretended to drive away in. And there aren't many (or any?) other aaracokra in Fantasy High.

[@kaemonbonet4931]

@@drewmoffatt9414 there's at least two others but yeah, it's totally possible to put it together. I just remember watching the episode and maybe because of the editing it was just random and abrupt and aggressive and then he's right! Like I barely had time to register that someone new was in the scene from the last laugh and then Zach's all, "I smell bacon."

[@telanis9]

@@kaemonbonet4931 Nah. Totally fine if you weren't paying that much attention, it's just a show, but don't put that on the editing. It was exceptionally clear.

[@bigyeet18]

OINK OINK

[@arifike]

Idk what it is about the edit but I love how when he says “ do you have a fucking warrant” the way they leave head space above him to make him appear smaller makes him actually feel like a teen who’s yelling at an authority figure. It’s so good. A+

[@emrysss]

i love gorgug thistlespring so much

[@nyxus_s]

One of my favorite things about this that I don't see talked about enough in the first clip is that Zac is slouched as hell in his chair (to the point of looking shorter than both Emily and Siobhan), making him sit almost entirely in the lower half of frame in that second shot. He sits up a few seconds later and is back to normal framing, but just those few seconds of looking small in frame made it so much funnier to me - he just looks so damn tired and done with all this shit lol

[@castbet9183]

I think this is the moment Gorgug is fully and officially done with all the BS

[@ravenna6543]

Zac really is the king of comedic timing and one liners. He doesn’t even have to speak and I’ll bust out laughing

[@liljachristie6256]

bud cubby is my jesus

[@vision_walker]

he was so real for this

[@OtakuBakaNeko]

Mr. Cubby will always be my favorite Brennan NPC.

[@RaspberryPastry]

These clips are a radical snack that keeps me coming back

[@conblurgh]

ACAB-adabra, what a magical compilation!

[@Minisloth27]

i was waiting for this compilation, thank you

[@SweetDeath777]

its crazy how different Lou and Beardsly look in the Fantasy High season 1. they're babies

[@SuperAdventuretime10]

Truly my favorite of dropout is them being staunchly anti capitalism and anti police. Fucking rules 🤘

[@Drekromancer]

Before watching this video, I knew there was an ongoing bit about disrespecting cops in D20, and I knew Brennan was behind a lot of it. But I didn't know most of the rest was from Zac until after. 😂

[@Omikias]

"Let's make some bacon!"

[@maxgriffin7870]

I'm so ready for Agent Clark to walk in during the finale and some how save the day being a good dude cause really hes just trying to do his job and stop what is in his eyes a terrifying body snatcher in fig.

[@sofa_king_kool]

I'd like to think that laws are the stipulations of the social contract (ya know, I agree not to hurt you if you agree not to hurt me) and an agreement without enforcement means nothing. When it ceases to be person-to-person and becomes edicts handed down by a separate entity to the people, then problems arise... Anyhoo, me and the rest of the peasants'll get back to mud-farming.

[@frognation_]

The reason I love d20

[@solidmoon8266]

Cops "we're here to help" Bad Kids "scram".

[@kate1361]

I love Bud Cubby so much

[@firewizardrunepro]

Last clip is completely innacurate, if a bunch of children were in trouble in a school the cops would just wait outside till everything clears up

[@AZDfox]

They did. The cops showed up AFTER they killed the dragon

[@mandipandi303]

I love how unapologetically the cast preaches acab in everything. Brennan even had Sklonda leave the police force and become a defense attorney because she wanted to stop the injustice police caused. Every time a show on Dropout other than D20 talks about cops, one of these cast (especially Brennan) will add, "Never talk to the cops without a lawyer present!" Like literally. Watch any Dropout show, and if law enforcement is mentioned, someone will bring that up.

[@Nina-gf1fv]

the build up to this was also so good

[@July-gj1st]

Brennan making an actual political argument about cops and the law in a D&D game is honestly the funniest thing ever.

[@mondaynightballroom20]

Not enough people are talking about the "is it Christmas?"

[@ellieswan8477]

murph's laugh gives me life

[@PhoenixPalmer88]

Is that Freddie Wong wearing a VGHS shirt with Brennan Lee Mulligan.

[@jocelemon]

He played in Mentopolis as Dan Fucks, I highkey recommend, it's one of my favorite sidequests!

[@shasommer]

I need Zac to go full sass with a character.

[@JerkBronson]

The NADDPOD Hot Boy Summer mini-Arc is very fun

[@cinnamonzor7043]

@@JerkBronson I'm literally on the final session of it right now. Marvus is such an entertaining asshat.

[@IoZproductions]

Comrade Brennan is best Brennan

[@mitchinatr7093]

Let’s make some fuckin’ bacon!

[@StealthMarmot_]

Cops get slapped mildly by high school kids and they whine and cry and run away? How cowardly are these cops? Were they cross hired from Uvalde?

[@emmakane6848]

As adventurers who just fought a dragon and won they are probably stronger than the vast majority of the population (see Gilear stats), and Zac's unarmed strike as a barbarian probably does some actual damage.

[@cillianthestupendous6093]

implying that what happened in uvalde is in any way out of the ordinary

[@NoConsequenc3]

@@cillianthestupendous6093 they voted to keep everyone in their jobs so it's not like the people who lived there seemed to think it was a big deal either

[@CampyGrampa]

this is my favorite movie

[@elitevamp]

Why do the halflings kinda sound like a stereotypical canadian accent lol

[@psmt1234]

"Lets Make SOME FUCKING BACON!!!!"

[@benja1378]

Whoop whoop!

[@A_T216]

❤️

[@Aziracrow-se4pp]

I love adyne agreeing with the anarco socialists

[@willismajor1113]

“You guys wanna make some bacon?”