MIDNIGHT CLAW / STORY

[@maxscott8119]

"Two pennies for the boatman, in case i die." BEST. QUOTE. EVER!

[@bennahlundquist9022]

And the PEZ!

[@HypeOmanic]

Whenever I come across your channel I go on a marathon of watching and it's impossible to stop, you're so entertaining!

[@markuskolk4751]

GIMRvLOGS so true

[@kaleighrogers5445]

same

[@quietlander6443]

I agree :)

[@trinidadperez1765]

Every....time...lol

[@fnaflord4753]

Yes

[@ryanusso]

THIS IS MY KINGDOM GET OFF MY FLOP SOCK!

[@MaserXIV]

A good girly scream will always get a laugh outta me.

[@joking_oregon1]

No one cares that you're a feminist

[@haleyisadinosaur2700]

my mom saw one of his videos (ghost In the stalls) and told me I need to marry a guy like him. lol thank you mom

[@ariannaorr4414]

Listen to your mom. She knows what's best😉

[@DJET723]

DO IT

[@Eagercheetah20]

DICDAC DOE I think you mean “DEW IT”

[@tommymarco]

smart mom

[@mccoyyoung4806]

“When enemies attack your kingdom, you don’t flee. You show them why it’s your kingdom” - Olan Rogers

[@GoProXadventures]

I feel like he starts out with 20+ minutes of footage haha

[@inoiseaguy]

And I would watch all of it.

[@nickizdanczewicz5052]

+GoProXadventures 10 minutes of that is probably him laughing at himself

[@TheSandwichAftermath]

+Nicki Zdanczewicz Right?!?!

[@raciemay197]

IT ROLLED INTO MY FREAKING HAND

[@UnderTheTableGremlin]

The force is strong with this one.

[@painted_lotus]

this is a GEM! Still as amazing almost ten years later

[@neoshadou_]

Every time I watch a story of his, it amazes me how his stream of consciousness explanations at the beginning of every video tie into what happens at the end.

[@tommymarco]

! yes

[@spicedlemons]

hahaha "2 pennies for the boatman in case I die"

[@SilentShadowaloneinthecorner]

+Relle L and the pez xD

[@SugarMameTalks]

haha greek mythology going on

[@shootitup21]

PEZ - For the boatman.

[@Yoyo_2001]

"A tip that's just flapping around!" -OlanRogers 2012

[@lilymarcum7764]

He's like Misha Collins and Chris Pratt combined 😂

[@cecemellang26]

omg yas XD XD XD

[@catscats8280]

+Lily Marcum hes like olan rogers

[@okaywhatever959]

+Lily Marcum you explained it so spot on wow

[@lukesskywalking]

TRUE

[@happysharkinc4877]

OH MY GOD... Your completely right...

[@Georgiakayy]

That camping trip sounded... Intense.. Intents

[@ZiphilBagginsxyz]

pffffffffffff ok that was funny you get a gold star

[@tommymarco]

hehehehehehehe !!!!

[@adriannasnow4309]

you have the BEST personality in the world! stay happy and keep up the awesome stories my friend :)

[@zoeschultz7979]

my tent was like a car, my kingdom is this your suttle way of telling us you live in a car

[@sunbeamsonacloudyday4063]

I had flop socks too when I was a kid! My sister called them my flippers. I think they were hand-me-down socks and they got super stretched out. I'd be walking along and my socks would just keep sliding forward. Until I'd literally walk out of my socks. I forgot all about the flippers; good to know I wasn't the only one!

[@themadmuggleify]

I freaking love how he just cracks himself up it's amazing

[@BrianSann]

I laughed the same time he laughed after saying "It was a dark night"

[@oliviaflora2667]

BrianSan hahaha, so did I! XD

[@kaitlynnichole476]

I did too!

[@tommymarco]

same here hehehehehehe XD

[@acidslushie]

fun fact one time i was a bab i was putting on my boots and i felt a little boop in the toes so i turned it upsidedown expecting it to be a rock and this huge-ass spider jumps out and starts running towards me i cried

[@katelynowen2078]

Aaaa I'd cry too. Eeewww

[@lamagosling4849]

+Sleepy Terracurius Well i had the same thing happen but it wasn't a spider it was a mouse!

[@acidslushie]

+Ian Kviz (Air fusion) o damn :0

[@AnnTheAnonymous]

I got one minute into and subscribed.

[@olliemoffat4025]

11 years and still a classic

[@Quirk1ess]

my toy light-sabehr...

[@Angus_Gibson]

I pull out my lightsaBURR!!!

[@mindlessmanifest]

I love how Olan is either laughing or smiling in nearly every thumbnail of his videos :)

[@adammilette3076]

1:02 - You would pack the bare necessities and forget about your worries and your strife. LOL

[@shakukon-to]

Adam Milette Ahh, references

[@ancientk9923]

lolol jungle book

[@catlover1039]

*BEAR

[@purphee]

The night when one gains the power to use the force, Is one's most memorable night.

[@lidiluvu]

Oh my god, I literally love you so much. Please, have the storytime equinox happen more often. I laugh so hard, I think it must heal all of my sadness in one 7 minute long swoop.

[@UslessFaith]

The way he says light saber lol. LIGHT SUHBERRRR! Hahaha this is one of my favorite ones. Why isn't Olan famous he's so funny!

[@kinokotae]

this story takes place the summer i was born hELL YEAH

[@Taunic]

Colonel Cheese Same, 1996 was a good year...and not just for wine. ZING!

[@Calebgoblin]

+Colonel Cheese Same!

[@saltwatermammal6751]

Number one comfort KZbinr. Miss these days.

[@tommymarco]

these days are right here . i rewatch , find others and ignore the current crap out there .

[@armadoodle9707]

you're not alone with the unjoyess haunts of the dirty smurf hat when you were a kid.. YOU ARE NOT ALONE OLAN.

[@nuancebird]

"YOU MIGHT see long johns...I see cotton chainmail." I just spit out the water I was drinking. I LOVE HIM.

[@lastninjaitachi]

Fuck this guys is so talented, why he doesnt have more subscribers and is famous by now i dont know.

[@MidnightNow1127]

You're just great. You're funny without being vulgar. You make people laugh just by being you and not giving a crap about how people might see you. I applaud you, sir.

[@isabellavestrup3929]

I've been saying to my self for the last hour, "okay this is the last one"

[@kage__555]

+5sos Edits same!!

[@coreysteen3899]

"Leaving home without that is like trying to diagnose a illness on Web M.D you just don't do that!" LOL

[@JediHonorCode]

OlanRogers I just realized that this video was made for me. It was published on my birthday and has LIGHTSAABUUERR!!!!...and I'm a Jedi! You are definitely one of funniest people on KZbin!

[@adriancherry4794]

This and death is a quiet wave are the two videos I watch when I've had a bad day. I had a particularly bad day at work today and your videos never fail to make me smile 😊

[@adelaidesomero5292]

LIGHT SABUER

[@iluvcats8]

I can't help but feel really bad....for that bat.

[@phillipmtambo795]

I died at the "My Toilat Sipperrr" What the heck is that lol

[@Angus_Gibson]

It's "toy lightsa-BURR"

[@rosepaw12]

I can't even tell you how many times I quote these videos every day. These are the most quoteable videos ever and I love it

[@jeremy6937]

Just saying... I'm glad I wasn't the only one who knew the secret to Long Johns as a young 8-9 year old string bean boy (yes. I was a string bean. Not a potato, a string bean.). It's fricking Cotton Chain Mail. I literally thought my family went through the ends of the Earth to buy some sort of soft armor. They said, "Oh. It's from Walmart." That was when I thought Walmart was the coolest place. I also thought Long Johns were enchanted, and some were made with dragon hide. I literally thought I was wearing dragon skin armor. I miss my childhood. :(

[@ciaraabeyta6958]

lol XD u were an awesome kid!

[@ashleybigblue]

the spider thing actually happened to me. i had an itch between my toes and i just squished my toes together to scratch it. it didn't work. So i took off my loose sock and a little spider came crawling out. The most terrifying thing that has ever happened to me.

[@Tasha4234]

That literally mirrors an incident that happened to me with an earwig.

[@lindijohnson5679]

I gotta buy me some kid adult slouch slop socks

[@AnEveningWithE]

I have only just discovered you, and already you have become my favorite. Cannot handle the amount of joy and laughter in my face right now. Cannot.

[@nathanielmatson7380]

Olan Rogers looks like Anthony Padilla, but much more handsome.

[@jess_goff]

I LOVE YOUR STORIES AND YOUR DIMPLES:)

[@MsK1llers]

40 seconds in and already loving this video lol

[@feathero3]

I love all your stories, but this one is still my favorite.

[@J_Granted]

you may see long johns i see cotton chain mail XD i died

[@1918Kayleigh]

'For all they know I'm just a Jedi on vacay' and 'two penny's for the boat man... in case I die' when he says those I cannot stop laughing. It's kind of pathetic but I'm okay with that.

[@JDogProductions]

This dude is genius! I love this guy! Making me laugh so hard!

[@Spidey-Evman]

What a compelling story of becoming a man, fear, and victory. You sir are a legend!💪🏻

[@ZadeWilson]

Not going to lie, I thought this story was going to be about donuts.

[@nico_rico3185]

so many perfect quotes!!!!! hahaha

[@edenoforion]

what does your tattoo mean? I know it means 11 4 2 but why do you have it? what does it mean to you! you should make an " all about my tattoos video" PS I might get one like that just because I love you soo much!

[@masonperkinsmusic]

this story encompasses my childhood all the way down to the floppy socks!

[@BaconBot360games]

The force bro.... UR A JEDI! Grats....

[@morganhampton4709]

Jesus I'd love to go LARPing with him

[@haleymarie1174]

Is it just me or does Olan look like Anthony Padilla?

[@gabrielahomer4741]

That's what I thought! He does!

[@aeipathy_live]

+Haley Marie Sorta, but he isn't really, really, really, really, really, really annoying.

[@UnderTheTableGremlin]

Yeah, he looks like a cross between Anthony Padilla and CinnamonToastKen

[@UnderTheTableGremlin]

Yeah, he looks like a cross between Anthony Padilla and CinnamonToastKen

[@VaskoCillantro]

He looks like uberhaxornova

[@flozychick]

I love all your stories! And you're an awesome story teller too!

[@kidlovinit243]

This man and his puns... lol

[@The2ofUs2]

lit-sieb -iuur

[@shakukon-to]

The2ofUs liet-sayy-beur

[@nicklay5995]

He somewhat looks like Sky.

[@EternalManiac]

Holy crap I came here thinking "oh yes this is a newer video" and see its 4 years old!?! I've been here for a loooong time. Love this story!

[@ithrowrocksatblindkids1263]

Olan kinda reminds me of Nathan Drake

[@thisrandomchannel1232]

Is it me or does toby(tobuscus) sound a lot like olan

[@Lisatheshorty]

Not just you! I thought so too when I first started watching Olan XD

[@madgirl6years]

oooh that's why he seems familiar.

[@andrewleng5295]

i personally think that olan sounds a bit like nathan fillion. XD

[@skycarneal4403]

I thought the same thing but i also thought he looked like Anthony Padilla

[@mvgpaloki3364]

He's better than the real bill Cosby

[@zacharyhowell1495]

MVG Paloki yeah because he didn't rape a bunch of people

[@Harlequin_Eyes]

Watching this muted with CC on is the FUNNIEST thing I've seen all week!

[@rachelwilson8667]

I bet your girlfriend is absolutely goregous.

[@twitch.101]

Isn't his girlfriends name Rachel too.... IS IT YOU

[@rachelwilson8667]

no, its not me lol.

[@fungibroter8865]

i honestly don't know anybody better than olan rogers. He is my absolute favorite. when ever im unhappy his videos always seem to make me laugh.

[@starbackpack8189]

what a brave king... defending his kingdom as such. YOU'RE AN INSPIRATION TO US ALL!

[@aaronevans5530]

The force is strong with this one

[@barrelracr16]

Whenever I'm having a bad day, I watch your videos and I feel better! You are awesome!

[@ellashows13]

I love these stories. Especially The Comeback Kid.

[@nicholaspeters1400]

Oh, man, this ones my favorite. The Crowning Moment of Awesome and Funny was when his Lightsaber rolled to his hand. There is no doubt that I'd react the same way to that.

[@generic_soda]

Litesabreh: * rolls into Olan's hand * Me: Olan is a jedi _CONFIRMED_

[@joshrosen1223]

Olan= BEST KZbin CONTENT EVER. Try to argue, you can't.

[@tommymarco]

truth

[@anaisgutierrez9395]

I feel like you'd be the best to hang out with. Gosh, you'd tell the best campfire stories.

[@livin4thelamb499]

Oh my gosh... you seriously tell the best stories.

[@TaylorLuckyLee]

I've been watching your videos since you and your buddy first came out with "Hey Ben!" It's cool to see how we've both sort of grown up near the same time, and me and my friends have referenced your works of art for years now, and I still yell at my friends: "DERRECK!"

[@Chellips]

Oh my gosh I want to see an animation of this event. That would be hysterical

[@brittanyrobinson8090]

I have watched this like a hundred thousand times and it NEVER gets old. I laugh just as hard as I did the first time. Olan, you are amazing! You make me so happy!

[@MrCoww]

Two pennies for the boatman in case I die. This is the quote of the year.

[@laurenstell8087]

Thanks for not swearing and showing millions of people that you can be just as funny without the f word! Love King's Dominion!

[@1nv1nc1]

I should be studying for my final exams, but instead I'm watching Olan Rogers, because remembering how to laugh until your face hurts is more important than remembering how to differentiate a logarithmic function.

[@michaelabutler2770]

The best part of all your videos is when you make yourself laugh. Your laugh is definitely contagious(:

[@DManDuck007]

This is exactly the experience that every kid dreams of having

[@unknownblackbear1094]

i love all your videos oh my god I cant explain how funny you're in words just thank you for everything you put on this channel

[@cameroncon6697]

the night time sounds in the background was a good touch.

[@katherineprice7423]

Oh My Gosh Olan!! I still am the same way about a spider crawling into my sock and messing with my toes. That's so funny

[@RyoRouxls]

This made me laugh till I cried. Thank you. I remember our trip to the Smokies being messed up but not this much. lol

[@perfectlyprejudice7530]

The little FLAP!!! Its was like a dirty smurf hat.....lol! OMG that was gold!

[@Warfrae]

I’ve been binge watching ur stories, and when I reach the end I don’t know what to do

[@jasonhoutz6832]

omg I'm dying. DID THAT JUST FREAKING HAPPEN?!?!? AHHHHHHH

[@ArtIsMyEndorphins]

"It was my kingdom. And when enemies attack your kingdom you don't flee, you show them why it is your kingdom." Wise words.

[@TheatrePoetDreamer]

Every time I watch Olan's videos, I always have to pause about two minutes in to compose myself, otherwise I get strange looks from the people around me.