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Daniel Sloss

Daniel Sloss

8 жыл бұрын

Daniel Sloss at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, Oxfam Gala 2016.
Tour dates and more info on danielsloss.com

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@TheDGomezzi
@TheDGomezzi 6 жыл бұрын
The fact that there are no angry Christian people in this comment section is a pretty strong credit to google's algorithms.
@benjaminodinakaHOODKIZK
@benjaminodinakaHOODKIZK 6 жыл бұрын
Daniel Gomez that’s what I’m saying and it’s 2018 too 😂😂
@JT10ization
@JT10ization 6 жыл бұрын
Well thank God for that
@henryj9147
@henryj9147 6 жыл бұрын
its just full of quick witted little clever fucks like jt10ization
@MaDmOnStErQr
@MaDmOnStErQr 5 жыл бұрын
JT10ization wait. Which one?
@danielburks2257
@danielburks2257 5 жыл бұрын
I'm Christian and I fun this funny xD
@niveshproag8660
@niveshproag8660 7 жыл бұрын
The doctor's "hyngggggg" is just too funny lol
@Onsvaltti
@Onsvaltti 7 жыл бұрын
Nivesh Proag you wrote that sound effect perfectly xD
@elizabethb913
@elizabethb913 5 жыл бұрын
I *NEED* a gif of "hynggggg" Closed captions calls it "high pitched disagreement" which I also find hilarious.
@gimbatul9761
@gimbatul9761 3 жыл бұрын
People actually laugh at sounds....
@valeale8851
@valeale8851 3 жыл бұрын
YES
@DavidWhite-rr9em
@DavidWhite-rr9em 3 жыл бұрын
GOD LOVES ISRAEL. Truth - The lord said why do you call me good, only god is good-Jesus was not god and not good. - The Lord made love, and slept with Mary Magdalene-who gave birth to his child, a sexually happy, kung-fu expert that hung upside down until he reversed gravity and floated on air , over the water. A Martial Artist and Buddhist Monk. Infinitum north pole ice age and Brown Woolly Mammoth Wool Haired Elephants and blue eyed Cro-Magnon King Davids on his head and both shoulders-HOLY SHROUD -VATICAN-Resurrection of King David 6ft 280 lbs of White Nordic God of Thunder (THOR) The Lord was a barbarian and warlord. David said submit to the authorities. The lord was not infinitum cotton haired gorillas on his head and both shoulders . . Jesus was King David. My great etc....... grandpa and twin from mary magdeline's child bloodline. God loves Israel - homeland of Gods Jews. . Lord and father were one and the same, The Lords father was King David -Jesus was King David. We must defend Israel, homeland of Gods Jews. . Spiritual people are police, warriors. veterans and patriotic people loyal to Israel . You must be reborn of the spirit to see the kingdom of heaven, true meaning-you must be reborn of your attitude to see the kingdom of serenity . pass this on. The Jews And Israel are Holy. Pass This on. Thnx. images.app.goo.gl/z7TvXFtSL8TXmRST9
@SuicideBunny6
@SuicideBunny6 5 жыл бұрын
One line in another live show of his 'Dark', after this joke: "Just because we believe different things happen to us after we die, doesn't mean we can't be kind to each other while we live." - Daniel Sloss
@molly.dog8brooke792
@molly.dog8brooke792 3 жыл бұрын
Yup, yup, yup
@andwhataboutit8660
@andwhataboutit8660 3 жыл бұрын
Amen
@sabarishnarayanan4818
@sabarishnarayanan4818 3 жыл бұрын
That's not completely true though. If where I go and what happens to me depends on what you believe happens after you die, we may not be able to be kind to each other
@KEOS111
@KEOS111 2 жыл бұрын
@@sabarishnarayanan4818 but how is what someone else believes that relevant to urself, if u dont believe the same thing?
@InfantGoose6565
@InfantGoose6565 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely, ones religious/lack of beliefs shouldn't bother anybody (unless they use it to degrade people)
@gerardclarke793
@gerardclarke793 6 жыл бұрын
"YET SOMEHOW HE'S GOT THE COMPLEXION OF A SNOWMAN! Whatever that is..." :D :D :D :D
@madisongrooters966
@madisongrooters966 5 жыл бұрын
Gerard Clarke “those are”
@ShytPump
@ShytPump 4 жыл бұрын
Best part of that little joke is that snowmen are a common part of Christmas decorations.
@joshbull623
@joshbull623 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe he was albino
@calamari.jaksun8914
@calamari.jaksun8914 3 жыл бұрын
@@joshbull623 Then Jesus would've stuck out to all of Jerusalem. Isaiah prophesied about Jesus, saying how nothing about his appearance will attract us. He looked an average guy. If he was albino, Judas wouldn't have had to point out who Jesus was to the Romans when he was arrested.
@TheMrUsagi
@TheMrUsagi 3 жыл бұрын
It’s actually quite an ignorant joke since it does snow sometimes in Palestine
@MSCKVK
@MSCKVK 8 жыл бұрын
one of the most underrated comedians I swear 😂😂😂😂
@glennmatthews1208
@glennmatthews1208 8 жыл бұрын
+jigglypuffmikey So true. He should be headlining Live at the Apollo
@mauricewattebled4161
@mauricewattebled4161 6 жыл бұрын
He kind of reminds me of craig furgeson. In his maners and the way he responds. Not to mention the kind of acting like a gay person.
@danieljoseph1137
@danieljoseph1137 5 жыл бұрын
Sure is
@TheShadowOfInnocence
@TheShadowOfInnocence 5 жыл бұрын
So true XD
@brandog1391
@brandog1391 5 жыл бұрын
He's breaking out now at least
@davidwhitfield7864
@davidwhitfield7864 8 жыл бұрын
"...whatever those are!"
@Trafce
@Trafce 6 жыл бұрын
David Whitfield. I dont understand that ? What does that mean ?
@Ninjicorn
@Ninjicorn 6 жыл бұрын
Dekster They’re in the desert. Without snow. Snowman aren’t a thing they’re familiar with. So they would be calling him a snowman without any previous knowledge of what that is.
@TheMrUsagi
@TheMrUsagi 3 жыл бұрын
It’s actually wrong. They are not in the desert and it does snow in Palestine
@bourneenigma2038
@bourneenigma2038 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheMrUsagi true. I agree. But the crucial point is still valid. Jesus wasn’t “White”.
@TheMrUsagi
@TheMrUsagi 3 жыл бұрын
@@bourneenigma2038 we don’t know that. The Greeks had some colonies before the Romans came in the area and it was and it is still actually common to see people with white complexions in the area. Look at the Berbère people in Algeria. Look at modern Palestinians. Check the Palestinian fighter Ahed Tamini for instance. Jesus could have been white skinned as he could have also been dark skinned. But his point is still valid when he said people assumed he was white, while we have no proof of that. But his arguments about desert and no snow and every one being dark in the area just makes the whole skit flaw, and shows his ignorance about the Middle East, making him as annoying as the people who are convinced Jesus was white
@salmam7996
@salmam7996 6 жыл бұрын
"Dave" "... Dave..." "... DAVID! "
@VixeyTeh
@VixeyTeh 5 жыл бұрын
Lol... how did his neck even bend that way? Hahaha.
@daytonericson5299
@daytonericson5299 4 жыл бұрын
Funniest part of the entire bit
@desultorydilletante4120
@desultorydilletante4120 3 жыл бұрын
Daavvee? Yes, yes it's me Dave! Open up! Dave's not here.
@swankydanky3423
@swankydanky3423 7 жыл бұрын
"Dav..Dav..DAVID! Yes Beardy McSandles. Who else would I be talking about?" Gets me every tem😂
@Ryoka1
@Ryoka1 7 жыл бұрын
if Jesus came out white, Mary had some explaining to do to Joseph
@emacsjohn8357
@emacsjohn8357 7 жыл бұрын
That' would be nothing coz she had to a explain how did he come without having sex.
@nnmartin94
@nnmartin94 7 жыл бұрын
"nah babe I didn't cheat! God gave me a baby!" "ok babe"
@superduperfreakyDj
@superduperfreakyDj 7 жыл бұрын
Nah baby I didn't fuck that Roman that came to claim our taxes...
@MastaChafa
@MastaChafa 7 жыл бұрын
I watched a documentary about the mistranslations of the Bible, and at some point they said that "Virgin" probably was a mistranslation for "Young woman". So there's that.
@asmartistenthusiast3469
@asmartistenthusiast3469 7 жыл бұрын
Ryoka1 Joseph wasn't his real daddy anyway.
@BrashSoulstorm
@BrashSoulstorm 8 жыл бұрын
Sloss and Burnham. Comedy is NOT dead when we have these two young guys making their way to the top. Both comical genius'!!!
@bookthief1009
@bookthief1009 5 жыл бұрын
@@hassoun4011 when will he graduate to ninth?
@imohboyo7782
@imohboyo7782 5 жыл бұрын
@thatscarecrow *M O M*
@Dafreshcut
@Dafreshcut 5 жыл бұрын
Josh Wolf is also a hella good comedian.
@MariusViken
@MariusViken 5 жыл бұрын
@@CodeDoneMorally Isn't he like 50?..
@dunkbuscusgaming7016
@dunkbuscusgaming7016 5 жыл бұрын
Russell Howard's a great one too vut yeah Daniel Sloss is so funny his jokes never get old.
@solokom
@solokom 2 жыл бұрын
"He's a different color!!!" - kills me every time. 😂 One of the best lines in comedy history.
@plaguemaiden4678
@plaguemaiden4678 2 жыл бұрын
"High pitched disagreement" is the best subtitle ever. Yes, I am here commenting in 2021, because more people should see this.
@jackqueen1
@jackqueen1 8 жыл бұрын
Never seen or heard of this guy before. He's brilliant. Why have I never seen or heard of him before?!
@yvanazastrasz9013
@yvanazastrasz9013 8 жыл бұрын
Bah, forget about the past "why" and concentrate on the future laughs you will have thanks to him now that you do know of him :D (I know that I do at least... never heard of him til today, but too happy about the show and the future videos that I know I WILL search for and watch to mourn the past I've had without him ^^)
@ritwik0
@ritwik0 8 жыл бұрын
First timer
@shahajimane1269
@shahajimane1269 7 жыл бұрын
Watch this other comedian, Bo Burnham. He's amazing.
@jannat1053
@jannat1053 7 жыл бұрын
yup definately agree watch bo burnham. Both his specials what and make happy
@zanderman004
@zanderman004 7 жыл бұрын
As long as you know George Carlin, ya fine, mate.. :')
@justaguyyy
@justaguyyy 8 жыл бұрын
Really surprised that not much people in this comment section are a bunch of angry creationists. Good job internet.
@arkus4411
@arkus4411 7 жыл бұрын
JustAGuy I'm Christian, but this is some funnily accurate shit. If other christians are going to not acknowledge the positive support giving by others, they need a brick to the head.
@akshayrathore2882
@akshayrathore2882 7 жыл бұрын
now isn't that a miracle
@lookituptv3248
@lookituptv3248 7 жыл бұрын
@Arkus is right. I'm a devout Christian, but you can't deny that what he said was both hilarious and very true.
@katmckenziepanpride
@katmckenziepanpride 7 жыл бұрын
Matilda Jane Love is just chemicals made by the brain...
@ryonlee2987
@ryonlee2987 6 жыл бұрын
As a creationists I find this hilarious
@greekknighty2563
@greekknighty2563 5 жыл бұрын
"Cause the sad fact is, if Jesus was alive today, he would not get through American customs" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 that line had me dying.
@Sanquinity
@Sanquinity 3 жыл бұрын
Not only that, if he did get through he would either be sent to a mental institution (claiming to be Jesus and to be able to perform miracles) or be kidnapped by the government for "research". (performing actual miracles)
@aarohansharma4551
@aarohansharma4551 3 жыл бұрын
Sad but true
@emman71
@emman71 4 ай бұрын
Kucchh bhi?
@icemanabz
@icemanabz 6 жыл бұрын
Face expressions sell his jokes, funny as hell.
@tastypotato9272
@tastypotato9272 4 жыл бұрын
As well as his delivery
@jamesmcinnis208
@jamesmcinnis208 3 жыл бұрын
facial
@icemanabz
@icemanabz 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamesmcinnis208 lol true
@jamesmcinnis208
@jamesmcinnis208 3 жыл бұрын
@@icemanabz Good point, though. He has what used to be known as a rubber face.
@iapples38
@iapples38 2 жыл бұрын
His voice pitch too. "a little bit tense" at 3:30 was so funny
@saskewoo
@saskewoo 7 жыл бұрын
there are not enough Daniel Sloss clips online
@Nathan411466
@Nathan411466 6 жыл бұрын
"...because He's the one to give you cancer." Exactly. Why do theists only give credit to God when good things happen, but when bad things happen, it's "God works in mysterious ways."
@nogat54
@nogat54 5 жыл бұрын
Bob Wow BELIEVING IN JESUS IS THE PROBLEM!!!
@T8adam
@T8adam 5 жыл бұрын
“Oh yes well that’s the devil’s work”
@raymondmuench3266
@raymondmuench3266 5 жыл бұрын
Such theists are the ones who’ve never read the Book of Job.
@saad6948
@saad6948 5 жыл бұрын
We do give the credit to god ...because he did do it to us .... the problem is with that we start thinking that this world was supposed to be for fun and rest ...this was a place supposed to test and bring us to our limits in good and bad
@SimplyAWitch9
@SimplyAWitch9 5 жыл бұрын
Not all of us believe god/s is all good. Some of us think the universe is beautiful and shit so god can also be both. Not everyone is christian
@braddavis6219
@braddavis6219 7 жыл бұрын
He is gorgeous.
@ven2983
@ven2983 5 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@samuelrojas1990
@samuelrojas1990 7 жыл бұрын
as a christian i gotta admit i find this amazing. i've always thought to myself "why do we even think that jesus was white?". you sir are a brilliant comedian. hands down
@danidejaneiro8378
@danidejaneiro8378 3 жыл бұрын
Because he was born in the Roman Empire in a region of the world that had been populated by Celts, Slavs, Greeks, Turks, Visigoths and other fair-skinned people for centuries. I think the more interesting question is; how racist do you have to be to assume all Middle Easterners are brown....
@lonelystranger7114
@lonelystranger7114 3 жыл бұрын
@@danidejaneiro8378 so you would want us to believe that he was Caucasian with blond hair. How can the saviour of mankind be anything but white! And you think that is not racist! People addressing this blatant racist idea aren't being racist, no matter how you spin it.
@danidejaneiro8378
@danidejaneiro8378 3 жыл бұрын
Lonely Stranger - believe whatever fairytale you want, but white people have lived in the region for millennia.
@bartnail2856
@bartnail2856 3 жыл бұрын
@@danidejaneiro8378 it’s simple genealogy. All middle easterners of that time were brown
@danidejaneiro8378
@danidejaneiro8378 3 жыл бұрын
@@bartnail2856 - hahaha you obviously don’t know what genealogy means, nor have you read a history book or been to the Middle East. All of this is very clear from your single comment.
@MisterMegablah
@MisterMegablah 8 жыл бұрын
It's fun to see him get more and more recognition as time goes by. You go Sloss!
@ChrisW55
@ChrisW55 6 жыл бұрын
Johann Vohn
@tomber220
@tomber220 8 жыл бұрын
The part with Jesus was grand reminds me of camping party I had with friends and all night long we tried to explain to one of the girls that Jesus was not white and she just couldn't grasp it was so funny
@ginge641
@ginge641 5 жыл бұрын
EmbunWidia Her response: "What, like of them ISIS people?"
@JwilliamsAssociates
@JwilliamsAssociates 5 жыл бұрын
Just start with the whole... Religion and GOD, etc is madeup bullshit. Trying to explain the color of someone that was just a normal person making claims of superiority is just ridiculous anyway.
@icarus6492
@icarus6492 5 жыл бұрын
@@JwilliamsAssociates its actually important to know his colour. In china, Jesus is asian for some reason.
@JwilliamsAssociates
@JwilliamsAssociates 5 жыл бұрын
@@icarus6492 Every culture makes up their own GAWD lmao.. In so many ways we are so damn immature and 'caveman'' like.
@icarus6492
@icarus6492 5 жыл бұрын
@@JwilliamsAssociates humans being cavemen like. Yeah, that's something both atheists and christians can agree on.
@Onslaught17
@Onslaught17 8 ай бұрын
Here’s the thing. If God is responsible for guiding the doctor down the path of becoming a doctor, in order for them to then diagnose and cure your cancer… God is also responsible for giving you the cancer in the first place. Daniel is spot on. Simple as that. You cannot have it both ways.
@trevorlarimore2416
@trevorlarimore2416 Жыл бұрын
I'm American and this is pure gold 🤣🤣😂
@rentheadangelcollins
@rentheadangelcollins 8 жыл бұрын
I'm American. COME TO NEW YORK! WE'D LOVE YOU!!!
@dieuhien08
@dieuhien08 7 жыл бұрын
Rory Turing he was in NYC and was brilliant! I'm hoping he comes around again.
@rentheadangelcollins
@rentheadangelcollins 7 жыл бұрын
dieuhien08 Unfortunately, now I would need him to come to Atlanta, GA XDD
@jayxkash1031
@jayxkash1031 6 жыл бұрын
Rory Turing i second that motion
@anime14kurama
@anime14kurama 6 жыл бұрын
OMG I need him here in Louisiana! Nearly pissed myself laughing XD
@LouisFGraham
@LouisFGraham 6 жыл бұрын
dieuhien08 Love ATL, except can you move it out of GA? That's my only gripe. Once, I had to go to Valdosta, Albany, and Waycross for work... GA outside ATL is crazy!
@LooveStrawberry
@LooveStrawberry 8 жыл бұрын
I know that first joke by heart. but somehow, IT GOT BETTER. Amazing work, can't wait to see more of him.
@supreetsahu1964
@supreetsahu1964 8 жыл бұрын
+SaraOswald101 Yeah his delivery did improve. I noticed it too!
@LooveStrawberry
@LooveStrawberry 8 жыл бұрын
I watched a bunch of his other videos in which this joke comes up a lot at different point of his set, yet I still laughed. He's really good.
@deniz7089
@deniz7089 8 жыл бұрын
+SaraOswald101 i've also watched loads of his videos and most jokes appear in all of them but they're so damn funny that i keep watching anyway
@LooveStrawberry
@LooveStrawberry 8 жыл бұрын
Obscurity Yeah me too. Have you seen his Tedx Talk? It was very different.
@deniz7089
@deniz7089 8 жыл бұрын
+SaraOswald101 true that
@Shindai
@Shindai 6 жыл бұрын
When I came out of a coma my religious mother told me how she and the church prayed for me and thanked God and all, and even at 12 I was thinking "I think the doctors helped..."
@nakkadu
@nakkadu 7 жыл бұрын
never heard of this guy before. he's good.
@glennmatthews1208
@glennmatthews1208 8 жыл бұрын
Just that high pitched 'hmm!' noise he makes. Gets me every time.
@Airehcaz
@Airehcaz 8 жыл бұрын
A video of a comedian talking about religion, with well over 25,000 views, and only 5 people have hit dislike...maybe the world isn't so bad after all
@_abSynthe_
@_abSynthe_ 8 жыл бұрын
It's cause even Christians can't deny the hilarity of this. :) He's not directly insulting anything, he's just telling the truth.
@diptiranjankar7330
@diptiranjankar7330 6 жыл бұрын
world is a better place until you make fun of Muhammad.
@maz4488
@maz4488 5 жыл бұрын
diptiranjan kar stupidest comment yet, Muslims believe and follow Jesus too so....
@RoderBrent
@RoderBrent Жыл бұрын
This gotta be one of the best comic pieces I've ever seen on Religion. SPOT ON!
@edboithesquatch
@edboithesquatch Жыл бұрын
Don't mind me. Just scrolling through the comments 7 years later just enjoying all the narrow minded Jesus heads😂😂😂
@danielholm3420
@danielholm3420 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious isn't!😂
@RuiChui
@RuiChui 5 жыл бұрын
He's funny and accurate, simultaneously! Gotta love this guy!
@TommyLikeTom
@TommyLikeTom 7 жыл бұрын
Nice! What a find. Can't believe this guy is only 26
@RiamsWorld
@RiamsWorld 6 жыл бұрын
My mom's Buddhist. Whenever I did well on the test, she was like "yea, because I prayed for you". My response was "oh, why didn't you tell me? Could've saved me so much time studying"
@marksilla8276
@marksilla8276 5 жыл бұрын
He has the complexion of a snowman.... Whatever that is. LMAO
@Nexils
@Nexils 3 жыл бұрын
Love his expressive face. That really adds a lot to his humour.
@zoefiedler986
@zoefiedler986 8 жыл бұрын
Wow this is amazing and actually feels really fresh and not like the same old jokes about religion I've heard before but has a little different turn on it
@steph0614
@steph0614 7 жыл бұрын
It surprises me how many Christians don't know that because jesus is Jewish he is middle eastern meaning he is not white. I am strong believer in Christ, but when I see the rampant stupidity in my religion I often wonder "why God? Why?" It is even worse when they think that if they just sit and pray, their sickness will go away. I met a woman who once had lung cancer, she believed that she didn't need any medical treatment. As long as she prayed everyday God will magically heal her! "Excuse me?" "Magically heal you?" Even the church has said that the doctors are "tools" God uses to heal us, so if you are going to just seat there and wait for healing to come I hope you have a will set aside.
@R3tr0v1ru5
@R3tr0v1ru5 7 жыл бұрын
It's a shame the Bible gave us no help in actually understanding the universe. It tried to and hilariously failed. Maybe then all of those people who still died of disease that we haven't found cures for/before the times of medicine would've been saved. I guess they were just unlucky to be born before the age of science then? Oh poor them, no "tools" to help them recover. Not to mention that humans had existed on earth for hundreds of thousands of years before the Bible was released! God didn't care about them did he? These "explanations" by the religious are so riddled with holes it's laughable.
@TheImmutableTruth
@TheImmutableTruth 7 жыл бұрын
Still, this sort of thinking is the inevitable result of teaching people it's acceptable, and even admirable, to shape their perspectives of reality on FAITH (the notion that belief itself has tangible consequences beyond the psychological benefits of a placebo effect). That's the harmful side to faith that no-one wants to acknowledge.
@StreetSWAT
@StreetSWAT 6 жыл бұрын
let me answer your question of "why god, why?".... it's a fictitious thing. i'm reallizing now after reading further this is sarcastic. lol
@tticusFinch
@tticusFinch 6 жыл бұрын
They're called Christian Scientists. They're the minority. Most Christians believe science reveals God. Just because science doesn't necessarily agree with the Bible at the moment does not mean that it is inaccurate. Our scientific knowledge that we have today will change, that's a given, so Christians believe that we just haven't gotten there yet. (Not really looking for a debate. Just stating my beliefs.)
@celinnejansson5679
@celinnejansson5679 6 жыл бұрын
Stephanie luv I think this is gods way to benefit the genepool
@gracebutcher7918
@gracebutcher7918 5 жыл бұрын
I am an unangry Christian 😂 this was hilarious.
@cultfan5227
@cultfan5227 4 жыл бұрын
As a retired R.N. I can tell you we don't care to hear patients thanking god either.
@dedhsourupiyadega97
@dedhsourupiyadega97 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus was born and three strangers just showed up with gifts.... Mary got some explaining to do
@memeswereablessingfromthel3942
@memeswereablessingfromthel3942 5 жыл бұрын
Next time on the maury show, Who Is The Father?
@Emma-fq9pv
@Emma-fq9pv 6 жыл бұрын
The performance and delivery of this is just perfect.
@Kovukingsrod
@Kovukingsrod 6 жыл бұрын
I love this guy
@twn2055
@twn2055 8 жыл бұрын
my GF is a doctor and she gets that all the time.. "Thanks the LORD!!" (or whatever except doctor) You're TOTALLY Right!
@mansoorahmad1489
@mansoorahmad1489 7 жыл бұрын
He absolutely killed it. wow.
@thegrimellie
@thegrimellie 6 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, he gets more handsome by the year...
@almazzeynall6952
@almazzeynall6952 9 ай бұрын
Not a single sentence is wasted..what a genius💫
@VertMade
@VertMade 8 жыл бұрын
Daniel you are the absolute man, you always make me laugh bro!
@imsupapro
@imsupapro 8 жыл бұрын
1 dislike??? damn that American guy must've found this clip
@thickerconstrictor9037
@thickerconstrictor9037 6 жыл бұрын
imsupapro hahah hey hey I'm American and I LOVE this shit. Fuck religion haha
@transparent91
@transparent91 5 жыл бұрын
It's thanks to google's analytics algorithms that this clip is not featured to ignorant religious Americans who prefer watching and liking pro-religious videos. Like, youtube doesn't reccomend make up tutorials to me for the same reason
@corey4153
@corey4153 3 жыл бұрын
I’m American and this is so funny 😂 😂
@baraktownsley2569
@baraktownsley2569 3 жыл бұрын
I’m American, and I find this absolutely hilarious!
@prenthollzincke1777
@prenthollzincke1777 2 жыл бұрын
Love Daniel! Can't wait for more Netflix specials!!!
@admarino11
@admarino11 3 жыл бұрын
STILL FNG LOVING THIS
@lizit9781
@lizit9781 3 жыл бұрын
OMG I CANT STOP WATCHING THIS 😭😂 HAD ME TEARS THE WHOLE TIME!!
@chrisprice1527
@chrisprice1527 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched this same set on your netflix special I love the way you were able to distill it down to 4 minutes, Great job. You’re one of my favourite comedians
@carlyhope
@carlyhope 2 жыл бұрын
This is my feel-good set. Always makes me smile.
@Ec-tz1ej
@Ec-tz1ej 5 жыл бұрын
The name of this channel brings me a deep joy that cannot be fully replicated by any other means.
@naveenpatil1997
@naveenpatil1997 4 жыл бұрын
He killed it with Jesus in the end... Mad respect bro 👊🙌
@tenamsalsangma2402
@tenamsalsangma2402 4 жыл бұрын
but then a comedy studio was trashed today because a girl made a not so offensive joke about Shivaji? We need to learn from these people to get jokes sheesh
@johnnyblack4
@johnnyblack4 4 жыл бұрын
Sensitive Christians, who believe Jesus was white, disliked this video.
@DianeHampson
@DianeHampson 3 жыл бұрын
Never heard of him until about 20 mins ago and he's one of the funniest comedians out there👏🏼
@svetlanaandrasova6086
@svetlanaandrasova6086 5 жыл бұрын
this is my first time watching him and i love him,he is hilarious!
@VanzLogan
@VanzLogan 8 жыл бұрын
DAVID!!!!
@carlospt1777
@carlospt1777 7 жыл бұрын
"Dave... Dave... David!" hahahaha
@gwile9764
@gwile9764 7 жыл бұрын
Daniel Sloss Right on point !
@emilyhamilton8729
@emilyhamilton8729 6 жыл бұрын
Daniel, you are exactly what is right with this world.
@ScantSphinx9
@ScantSphinx9 8 жыл бұрын
He's like the version of Bo Burnham if Bo didn't use musical comedy!
@bunnythegoddess8096
@bunnythegoddess8096 6 жыл бұрын
I like it
@TheTomboy345
@TheTomboy345 7 жыл бұрын
Hey hey hey! I'm American and I think he is hilarious
@imtrying2969
@imtrying2969 5 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU
@Lynthari
@Lynthari 5 жыл бұрын
Omg, I love this. Gotta share.
@amirnuriev7111
@amirnuriev7111 7 жыл бұрын
Beardy McSandals makes for a good t-shirt print
@kartick9288
@kartick9288 5 жыл бұрын
Being a doctor, thanks dude for being on our side :)
@auelasuka
@auelasuka 6 жыл бұрын
Thank god for sending comedians like him
@daniela017
@daniela017 6 жыл бұрын
This is gold!!!
@KearoNasanam
@KearoNasanam 5 жыл бұрын
I love the subtitles at 1:28 (High pitched disagreement)
@msul78
@msul78 3 жыл бұрын
This guy's going places
@akhilsaji8388
@akhilsaji8388 2 жыл бұрын
That accent is awesome
@LootFragg
@LootFragg 6 жыл бұрын
The subtle head thrust at 3:47 cleft me in twain. I cry sweet tears.
@adamdonlon8187
@adamdonlon8187 7 жыл бұрын
as a Christian I thought I'd be offended but I actually agree with most of this
@madman2u
@madman2u 6 жыл бұрын
It wouldn't be very Christian of you if you did get offended *LMAO*
@mexa_t6534
@mexa_t6534 6 жыл бұрын
adam donlon you thought you were gonna be offended...by comedy...?
@DarlaAnne
@DarlaAnne 5 жыл бұрын
@@mexa_t6534 are you somewhere living under a rock that you don't realize just how easily offended people are these days?
@user-Myeongsoo
@user-Myeongsoo 5 жыл бұрын
you have google algorithm to thank
@kindaboredtoday4590
@kindaboredtoday4590 6 жыл бұрын
0:37 The laughter mixed with the awes of the religious people is great because you can hear the split in the seriousness of the two groups.
@ETIENNE8100
@ETIENNE8100 6 жыл бұрын
I love this guy. Phenomenal
@ladyaj7784
@ladyaj7784 4 жыл бұрын
Please keep coming to America and do this bit over and over and over... 💚💚💚💚🤣
@sleepylittlejin
@sleepylittlejin 4 жыл бұрын
wkelajsioaw when he said "i told that joke in america one time" and ppl already started laughing i felt that
@rambofan334
@rambofan334 2 жыл бұрын
Thanking God for curing your cancer is like thanking your attacker for letting you live.
@Calisota
@Calisota 5 жыл бұрын
gawd I love his emotions 😂😂😂 his face and his gestures... perfectly on point😂😂😂
@LainAzanael
@LainAzanael 3 жыл бұрын
I love it. Somebody with good enough ability to visualize, with imagination.
@patbrennan6572
@patbrennan6572 4 жыл бұрын
most pictures of Jesus shows that he had blondish hair and blue eyes, but the cameras back then were not as advanced as they are today. At least that's what they taught us in Sunday school if we asked any questions. .... lol.
@francisindinibotwey840
@francisindinibotwey840 2 жыл бұрын
Really so they could have said he is brown but our camera show him as white ? Even the statues and posters show him as white
@benrhysf
@benrhysf 5 жыл бұрын
i’ve watched this video so many times i literally know all the words🤣
@HuckleBearerTheRhymeSlinger
@HuckleBearerTheRhymeSlinger 4 жыл бұрын
Daniel is truely talented and my new favourite comedian
@simonetaddia459
@simonetaddia459 7 жыл бұрын
You are simply GREAT.
@dingyuanguo6516
@dingyuanguo6516 8 жыл бұрын
OMG I love him!!!! He's hilarious :'D
@danielkabakjian6931
@danielkabakjian6931 4 жыл бұрын
I'm a Christian and this was hilarious
@User-hy6ur
@User-hy6ur 4 жыл бұрын
Daniel Kabakjian then you're not really a christian
@danielkabakjian6931
@danielkabakjian6931 4 жыл бұрын
@@User-hy6ur I'm sorry but I truly don't think you are in the position to label my soul or describe my beliefs. I do not support what this comedian is saying. He clearly lacks understanding of God and should be terrified for the eternal state of his soul. I am not supporting his message. But that does not mean that I cannot recognize the cleverness with which he structured his jokes and the hilarity with which he presented them. Sure, he's wildly misled, but he is a good performer. Please be careful with how you label other people, especially when you attempt to define their religious beliefs or salvation based off of something like this. The Bible does not teach that when we are judged by God we will be played this video and if we laugh we go to hell and if we don't we go to heaven. No, the Bible teaches that only Christ can save and we can only be saved by Christ if we repent and put our faith in him. That is the gospel. Please be cautious of distorting it.
@qazxsw1234560987
@qazxsw1234560987 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love him
@ashleyenespanol980
@ashleyenespanol980 6 жыл бұрын
This has been in my recommended for MONTHS and I’ve avoided it but glad I finally clicked lol, this guy’s funny
@NewGoldStandard
@NewGoldStandard 6 жыл бұрын
Jesus is obviously white. there's no way the savior of mankind would be... never mind, someone will take this seriously. god love the internet.
@allnightalldayfashiondesig4475
@allnightalldayfashiondesig4475 6 жыл бұрын
NewGoldStandard yeah he’s colored so...
@ginge641
@ginge641 5 жыл бұрын
All Night All Day Fashion&Design Tasharie Wooooooosh
@andrewforeman-loe3935
@andrewforeman-loe3935 5 жыл бұрын
He didn't exist, it's like arguing what color santa is.
@HappyDragneels_page
@HappyDragneels_page 5 жыл бұрын
he did exist he just didnt have any magic powers other than a silver tongue
@aurelialucinus744
@aurelialucinus744 5 жыл бұрын
@@andrewforeman-loe3935 He did exist, it's just what he did that is debatable. And don't go "It's not debatable. It wasn't real. It's all a myth. Etc" I've heard that response too many times and it's an ear ache.
@lodgehexi
@lodgehexi 8 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!
@no-oneman.4140
@no-oneman.4140 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant, just brilliant.
@alanna_anderson_6547
@alanna_anderson_6547 5 жыл бұрын
YES!!! My favourite comedian!!! He is literally hilarious
@jokercristi
@jokercristi 8 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, big mistake to watch this at work. I didnt expect it to be this funny.
@SonessStevens
@SonessStevens 4 жыл бұрын
“Whatever those are!” 😂
@jelenacvetanovic8094
@jelenacvetanovic8094 4 жыл бұрын
This was a masterpiece
@margoramirez891
@margoramirez891 5 жыл бұрын
I’m American and LOVED this skit! It’s painfully true
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