Old Jerma Streams [with Chat] - The Simpsons: Hit & Run

[@jeremytitus9519]

There is Homer's _The Iliad._ There is Tolkien's _The Silmarillion._ There is Jerma's _The Simpsons: Hit & Run._

[@markpatch156]

And also Jerma’s Tolkien’s The Two Towers…

[@Klaymen47]

And Homer's The Simpsons. Wait what.

[@jeremytitus9519]

@horriblepancake Woah hey hang on. You're telling me they aren't the same person?

[@TeddyPicker191]

Actually best comment ever

[@Chillerll]

The Simpsonarillion

[@undyingrevenant2734]

Unironically, no jokes, one of the best streams ive ever seen, had it as background noise multiple times. Of course jermas entertaining by himself, but this stream he really pushed himself hard, and you hear him go from laughing and jokes to genuinely angry. You see foretelling moments like people saying hes going to rage and him going "No way not me haha". He eventually winds up forcing himself to finish it, so he really gets unhinged, mutes the audio etc so you just hear silence and him raging or talking about how starved he is. Its amazing to hear him at the beginning and the end. Literally a once in an uploaders lifetime stream, he pushed himself too hard and wasnt expecting high difficulty, bugs, or all the annoyances like repeat dialogue or the major crashes. Just multiple levels of comedy and his interactions and joy with him at succeeding. Like a more lovable dsp for a stream. Very fun to have as a marathon in background or in short bursts. Hes got multiple fun streams but this is the one most like a real event to me, you never really see marathons where people change in real time that much. Even if youre not a fan of streams its great fun to listen to and experience

[@Aquana01]

I fully agree. The descend into madness was quite entertaining to witness. Its interesting how Jerma pushed himself so hard to finish this. That was when he was young and full of energy. Im sure nowadays he wouldn't even finish the first mission of this game. He really came old quick after his retirement.

[@meyague]

tl;dr

[@HaplessOne]

one of the best streams with one of the worst chats.

[@earthwormjim420]

Check out the lord of the rings stream if you haven't its very similar

[@joe-uc2bx]

this is a man who truly enjoys a good jerma stream.

[@InVinoVeratas]

1:58:45 *"Eat @$$ Bald @$$ bald eaters"* bart quote.

[@corporalcorporal43]

It's actually! "Eat asphalt, asphalt eaters!"

[@grumpysphinx4911]

10:53:07 is when the once innocent Jerma became the deranged psycho we now know today

[@thetrunkmonkey6151]

what a character development

[@pj1789]

that was seriously the most empathetic i have EVER seen chat be towards jerma

[@ALongAndLowTide]

Became?

[@timcruz8666]

I’m so glad the chat wasn’t mean they were all so sad

[@Vitorio582]

58:17 this is my favorite underrated Jerma quote

[@Icetea-2000]

Lmao took me a minute

[@FuckFace-ew9yq]

XD

[@Matikz007]

4:43:15 Oh that one guy in chat was so right. lol

[@seto007]

6:49:35 is genuinely one of the funniest moments of any stream I've ever seen.

[@LukeZuniga]

Oh my fucking God I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. The comedic timing. The silence. Everything is perfect.

[@LukeZuniga]

GET OUTTA DA CAR

[@JiF28]

20:00 "No one said that"

[@fernfaba]

19:55

[@JiF28]

@@fernfaba notice how its in quotes 😐

[@marxist-leninist-protagonist]

@@JiF28 your mommas in quotes

[@SkicoNow]

5:29:20 I'M G'NOT A G'NELF 5:47:57 bite marks 5:50:57 "how is it possible that you could be THIS bad?" 7:55:50 Set to Kill begins 8:45:45 EE, HEY, AY, OY, EE, OY, HEY, OY, EE 10:46:30 Jerma mutes the game

[@Icetea-2000]

3:32:50 Best pog I’ve ever heard and it’s a crime this got nominated for worst noise when best noise exists even though I know how interchangeable the categories are 6:01:57 7:56:20 laser stands level start 10:09:34 Oh no

[@lukewarm_lemon_tea]

EAT DEER

[@Rex_The_Mouse]

4:30:15 BART WHERE IS HE BAAART AAUGH!!!

[@InVinoVeratas]

I accidentally left this stream on in the background while me and my brother were drinking, and my brother's girlfriend thought the yelling coming from this stream was hobos fighting downtown.

[@CrispyTarantula]

Lmao

[@woot000]

1:55:51 his marge impressions get better and better

[@neore]

wait are you THE famous twitter celebrity woot000

[@Brazman]

wait are you THE famous twitter celebrity woot000

[@lux6371]

I've been looking forward to having the chat version of this one for so long, thank you for your work!

[@ruslanzininfanchannel]

6:02:00 Gasses releasing

[@Kings_Crossing]

There should be a Jerma museum. How can EVERY STREAM be so iconic?

[@MrCrackbear]

17:10 foreshadowing

[@nonuvurbeeznus795]

Now this...this is a blessing

[@HogartHughes]

1:17:17 lightning_rider_: 12 hours long 1:35:16 car explosion 1:41:48 snake 1:43:12 lionel hutz 5:41:57 smashy 5:44:00 tom arnold 6:29:34 monorail 8:33:17 crash

[@rudeboyspodcast]

I've had the long edit on my computer for the longest time and it works well as an edited down for time feature length movie. But THIS is like having an entire season of uncut anime just ready to binge. And it is glorious.

[@xocalliexo]

I've watched the rerun version with chat a few times, but my god this is even better. Thank you. (Even though I'm 6 months late).

[@oldjermastreamarchivewithc4062]

yeah, i kinda wanted to make a video of the original and rerun chats side by side so we can compare xD

[@marxist-leninist-protagonist]

@@oldjermastreamarchivewithc4062 DO IT!!!

[@plaguis1391]

@@oldjermastreamarchivewithc4062 holy shit please

[@AndrewCARNBORN]

4:30:23 I'M CRYING I CAN'T WATCH THIS WITHOUT THINKING OF THAT VIDEO OF JERMA IN TEARS SCREAMING "BOOOORT" IN SLOW MOTION

[@timcruz8666]

The difference of the chat when he did the Marge impression for when he did the Homer impression is not to be topped. I have never seen his chat so telling

[@xanatanuwu]

7:10:10 BatChesting something in 2019 LULW

[@Agent_4547]

A true pioneer

[@laarman.]

Wtf i didnt even know the emote was that old

[@plaguis1391]

4:43:12 red guy in chat is a fucking prophet the second I unpause Jerma mentions him lmao

[@carebear2889]

hold on marking my spot so i can see what they said

[@carebear2889]

4:58:08

[@carebear2889]

OH YEAH I HEARD THAT LMFAO

[@JiF28]

Think im gonna attempt to watch the whole thing now

[@marxist-leninist-protagonist]

im doing it the third time now lmao

[@sphen_]

4:29:52 5:48:08 5:50:59 8:45:31 9:43:01 10:09:49 10:53:10

[@AFriendlyElfFella]

Only Jerma could get lost on a circular map

[@magron8029]

17:13

[@zantezalighieri]

pepeLaugh

[@Walht]

this is the moment Jerma became Heisenberg

[@Spaceman68ok]

The last hour of this is stressful to even watch

[@EnzoF1705]

Amazing, bless you

[@strawberrylemonadelioness]

This was one of my favorite games as a kid!

[@AFriendlyElfFella]

*GENERAL TIMESTAMPS:* *Pre-Stream:* 0:02 Jerma Speaks 2:10 Opens Game 4:39 Opening Cinematic *Levels 1, 2 & 3:* 5:19 Level 1 (Homer) 1:32:33 Level 2 (Bart) 2:51:21 Level 3 (Lisa) *Break 1:* 2:58:00 Takes Break 3:00:24 Jerma Returns 3:00:28 Gameplay Resumes *Tab Out 1:* 3:26:49 Closes Game 3:32:50 Reopens Game 3:33:21 Gameplay Resumes *Level 4:* 4:31:19 Level 4 (Marge) *Tab Out 2:* 4:51:52 Closes Game 4:53:49 Reopens Game 4:54:10 Gameplay Resumes *Break 2:* 4:59:08 Takes Break 5:01:44 Jerma Returns 5:01:48 Gameplay Resumes *Levels 5, 6 & 7:* 5:52:23 Level 5 (Apu) 7:10:49 Level 6 (Bart) 8:50:59 Level 7 (Homer) *Break 3:* 9:48:55 Takes Break 9:51:20 Jerma Returns 9:51:28 Gameplay Resumes *Tab Out 3:* 10:09:38 Closes Game 10:15:11 Reopens Game 10:15:54 Reopens Game *Save Fix:* 10:26:01 Reopens Game 10:26:57 Gameplay Resumes *Post-Stream:* 10:59:48 Ending Cinematic 11:01:30 Game Credits 11:06:26 Stream Over 11:34:39 Stream Credits

[@AFriendlyElfFella]

*MY HIGHLIGHTS:* *(AKA The Milhouse Abuse Compilation)* 1:51:31 *Milhouse ran over 1* 2:09:56 Snake totals a pizza van 2:31:36 *Milhouse ran over 2* 2:33:00 Through the round-a-bout 2:34:04 Simpson's Bart Simpson 2:54:42 Lisa sorry for spilling squishee 2:55:38 Comic Book Guy gets wasted 2:43:38 The assault of Professor Frink 3:11:43 New dress *+Milhouse kick* 3:12:54 *Millhouse ran over 3* 3:20:21 *Milhouse killed off cliff 1* 3:20:40 *Milhouse kicked off cliff 2* 3:24:07 Naked Jerma Webcam 3:38:31 *Milhouse kicked off cliff 3* 4:10:06 Into orbit you go 4:10:50 Random seahorse 4:18:56 “I blame white males” 4:30:15 Saves Bart just in time 4:39:03 *Nelson wallops Milhouse* 4:55:44 Makeshift Joycons 5:11:13 “He’s with Allah now” 5:11:30 ??? Sneeze 5:16:36 Down goes Grandpa 5:21:33 Copypasta 5:24:26 Jerma reads copypasta 5:30:17 Soddlestees 5:48:08 Bite controller 5:53:11 Throwing rocks at my house 6:01:58 The gasses releasing 6:22:09 Jerma hates Apu’s dialogue 6:23:07 “Thank you, horrible man” 6:43:45 ??? 6:49:40 Jerma gets stuck 7:06:30 Driving backwards 7:15:27 Don't panic 7:16:01 Return of random seahorse 7:21:42 30 minute car joke 7:30:34 It's still good 7:56:20 The mission he HATES 8:08:57 Can't hear myself DREAM 8:10:46 Jimbo gets walloped 8:39:30 Jimbo goes through the earth 8:45:30 Shut up Homer 8:49:00 The AI crashes 9:00:24 T-Pose 9:02:24 Gameshow Host 9:10:22 "Can I please blow you?" 9:13:23 Compact car 9:23:53 Shut up Evil Homer 10:35:08 Witch hater 10:36:29 Witch hater II

[@softreset.]

7:14:21 7:17:35 7:20:08 Jex Roadblock Strat 8:33:12 500 Pushups 10:40:56 Vibrato Andy 10:44:40

[@newhampguy]

Thank you!

[@sphen_]

3:32:49

[@nope-qi8zx]

Ahhh yes... My first Jerma stream... And still his best one in my opinion.

[@youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904]

8:55:00 very weird watching jerma and then all of a sudden seeing my favorite streamer nova raid the stream

[@dfvfvskds]

Timestamps for future me 3:32:50 YEAHHHHHHHHHH

[@femboygorou]

4:33:15 "is this the last chapter of the game?" lol

[@batofdestiny]

2:58:09 4:38:00 5:02:37 6:13:45 6:43:15 7:13:56 8:57:05 9:02:00

[@GardenOfUna]

I just finished playing this though it was divided into two days and now I'll calculate which missions he finished faster than me

[@beef5able]

Did you ever calculate

[@Dorito_Djinn]

1:22:21 audio only

[@pauloricardo-wn6ps]

7:15:17 underappreciated moment

[@fentanylfrog8403]

10:29:56 HOMER SHUT UP PLEASE 10:30:48 mutes the voices 10:46:35 I have an idea

[@willyhoo2946]

10:53:44 "@JERMA985 PLEASE STOP GO TO BED"

[@rileyyyyh]

how can you guys stand chat for 11+ hours???

[@ohthatdemoness6]

been watching jermas old streams and holy cow chat mods were so incompetent in banning chats bs

[@youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904]

Chat is incompetent, but yeah the mods fail to delete or ban enough people

[@meyague]

​@@youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904 how can the chat be incompetent when it's not their job to moderate each other? that's the mods's job. plus the chat is full of children

[@youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904]

@@meyague they are incompetent because they post rude things and don't care

[@meyague]

@@youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904 competency has nothing to do with it.

[@p00tp0t]

what you guys REALLY want is an astroturfed, diluted chat! Many such cases!

[@Tommyyy23]

does anyone else find it frustrating when jerma doesnt know any of the shortcuts HAHAHA

[@universal_hyssoap]

spoiler paul is muad dib

[@creasingaxis8935]

IT’S ONE GUY!

[@clues32]

10:53:00 jermaPluto

[@Aquana01]

Lol all these Thats how Mafia works. Lvl1 Crook chat messages. I remember the time these ads would appear on my screen all the time. What a time that was. Lmao

[@thecarsul]

8:46:00 9:27:20 9:38:50 9:48:40

[@rararapid]

how did you get the live chat for this stream? cuz there's like unfiltered stuff that was definitely deleted like the slur half way through

[@youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904]

What slur?

[@nyrand8249]

he is fast

[@sphen_]

2:00:06

[@shyshy1984]

3:26:06 ginger ale or riot in chat

[@JiF28]

Classic

[@deerenthusiast885]

chat can be damn annoying sometimes

[@InVinoVeratas]

Gucci Gang Gucci Gang 😎

[@cheekyhazelnut]

@@InVinoVeratas The chat during this stream was either really racist or really annoying with spam

[@youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904]

Jerma's chat is always awful and rude, even to jerma

[@meyague]

​@@cheekyhazelnutit wasn't racist at all though

[@cheekyhazelnut]

@@meyague People were incredibly racist during the Apu level.

[@gildedlivvin7877]

10:44:45 PUNCH IT

[@vb1280]

What's the meaning of the "eat deer" joke?

[@meyague]

it's on the billboard that jerma drives by every time he restarts the mission

[@lunespeon7055]

An episode of the Simpsons where Lisa is trying to convert the town of Springfield to veganism. It’s unsuccessful, At one point, she comes across that billboard of the doctor saying don’t eat meat… eat deer. Paul McCartney appears in it as a guest with words of wisdom

[@Lol-mi2bf]

8:59 AY AH AY okie AY APU

[@Cherry-bq4oh]

Isn't this the guy who played this game for like... a whole hour or something?

[@user-xb4nk1hn9o]

53:56 y_2kay

[@roguecypress]

Soddletees

[@DwizzJr]

clASSic

[@cheekyhazelnut]

Chat got really racist during the Apu level.

[@p00tp0t]

so?

[@144AA]

mad?

[@Lol-mi2bf]

Literally the opposite lmao, they got offended at every little thing. Shows how sheltered they are

[@NMK51xd]

5:57:48 absolute chad in the chat.

[@pilotsayshello1758]

no, not at all

[@JiF28]

No

[@emulatorisland7417]

@@NMK51xd no, not at all :P

[@pzmagma]

Being annoying and racist in twitch chat doesn't make you a Chad, you're just a loser.

[@marxist-leninist-protagonist]

the absolute opposite of a chad that's for sure

[@HaplessOne]

This is the worst chat I've seen in any jerma stream

[@p00tp0t]

filtered

[@AJRAGES22MUCH]

Why?

[@big_man_on_the_scene]

1:20:23 i like to pause it right here and pretend homer died from the fall sometimes

[@verminking921]

Oh 😮

[@woot000]

7:44:25

[@waffleo6298]

8:14:26

[@JiF28]

3:32:50

[@thecarsul]

5:51:00

[@KumaPaws376]

8:01:00

[@thecarsul]

6:57:00

[@Justlemonthing]

10:37:24

[@test4O4]

10:26:55

[@jzlong3033]

7:55:55

[@OT7army-ml6wb]

1:57:23

[@RoskoNFriends]

3:03:03

[@BacenticFlam]

6:01:57

[@_HJ_K]

5:50:58

[@seagull4646]

2:00:28

[@xxepic_swag_gamingxx5238]

9:22:49