Old Jschlatt Video

[@kakyoindonut3213]

Why is schlatt here looks like he's schlatt fan submitting a presentation video for schlatt's new video?

[@rainesaysdie863]

holy shit your username is almost exactly the same as my old league username that caught me so off guard

[@kakyoindonut3213]

@@rainesaysdie863 keep that username I ain't touching that game👍

[@atsf47legit]

Don't you mean Schlong?

[@holybananapeel3795]

i've got an idea

[@SquirrelTheorist]

Cause he was the first one to do it.

[@CrazyBrosCael]

Pre-alcaholism Schlatt hits different.

[@poufley]

fr

[@panickal]

pre funny sticks

[@thaitoan4760]

This dude went from 15 to 20 to 35 in 5 years. He looks so innocent in this vid

[@kakyoindonut3213]

Keyword: "looks"

[@Blorgus96]

@@kakyoindonut3213 I can’t believe this seemingly “innocent” young man could’ve possibly committed the heinous acts that he did

[@Not_a_Femboy._.]

​@@Blorgus96Thats how he gets ya, acting all innocent and pure like he didn't massacre countless families in '99.

[@cousycousy]

from a slur slinging teen, to a restrained but scary young adult, to some kind of fucked up trucker who probably is hiding bodies we love character development super based

[@SquirrelTheorist]

@@Not_a_Femboy._. Let's not forget about '01

[@lurkerprivilages]

dude looks like he hasnt even seen the towers fall yet

[@SquirrelTheorist]

That happened shortly after these clips. We all know he was at fault for that.

[@CSharpDCS]

​@@SquirrelTheoristsix days after iirc

[@Minitrain]

that sounds like a new york specific metaphor for going through puberty

[@dalibrowne2704]

if schlatt ever does a mediashare on a stream again we need to send this in. he needs to be reminded.

[@kazooke]

We could have someone on the SDMP play the video, I think we are on to something here

[@joeymeows]

@@kazooke hey man fix that spelling... 😦😦

[@kazooke]

@@joeymeows saved me

[@scourge2668]

@@kazooke this shit would be so funny

[@pixie9499]

@@kazookeif it’s been a year & it hasn’t happened yet, we need to make it happen lmao

[@marsvids595]

it feels illegal to watch this...

[@pavlestojanovic9631]

fr

[@Kronoflow]

it's because he doesn't have his mutton chops

[@halfsine]

because this is evidence for the atrocities that he committed back then

[@lucynick759]

remember me when schlatt finds this video and takes action

[@terra-fying]

hope he doesn’t

[@moonwhooper]

No I don't think I will

[@k1rbster_]

nah

[@SquirrelTheorist]

Lucy nick, age 759, okay I noted it! Will write back when Schlatt has seen his younger self. Good day!

[@photocide17]

NOPE.

[@grmpf]

All of the Schlatt-isms were already there, just a lot more subdued. Fascinating.

[@bbreathe]

almost like he's the same person. crazy

[@calvinonmc]

Well believe it or not he still is the same human being😂

[@moonwhooper]

I feel like we're all watching some sort of nature documentary

[@amory2104]

fr it feels horrifically equally right and wrong

[@SquirrelTheorist]

He perfected the art that was already there. Just like Technoblade, he always had the skill but with time it matured into an art.

[@odawgmoscato4653]

the fact this video exists changed my development

[@Jayfabri575]

1:37 current schlatt would never skip that question

[@notTerabyte]

he'd straight up just say "twelve gauge slug"

[@otisjoi]

he actually looks like a school bully those weekly slap vids weren't kidding

[@FangBoots]

XD

[@jbaby362]

He truly does look like he's pushed someone into a locker here

[@MoonSt0n3]

he looks like he'd fucking kill me just for existing and being fat in PE class

[@doofensmirkle5843]

"Despite everything, it's still you."

[@lordmpfree4564]

Undmtal

[@Al_X-2005]

The delivery in his voice is kind of the same, but the pitch lack of raspiness makes him feel like a different person

[@dashingriggs]

I honestly think its mostly his mic that makes him sound higher pitched since there's less bass on camera mics than there is on his (likely) EQ'd studio mic, also being right next to it half the time, making it more bassier. I mean yeah his voice for sure changed but a decent amount of that is because of the mic.

[@fart63]

Honestly his voice sounds deeper here than it did in the earlier years of his popularity (SMPlive) but even then he was playing up his accent a little. Its surreal to hear his normal voice and weird to see him seemingly not playing any character at all and just being a teenage boy

[@sammybutler3027]

@@dashingriggsfunny sticks make boice crunchy

[@Wrath_of_the_bagel]

i looked up jerma twerking how did i end up here

[@andrew985k]

yeah i did too

[@blobvisfan666]

I came here from looking up Unpaid Intern, not complaining though

[@CamelliaFlingert]

same

[@SigmaMan1448]

Letting the days go by, water flowing underground

[@andrew985k]

@@SigmaMan1448 into the blue again, after the money’s gone

[@moonwhooper]

I feel like I'm violating some sort of privacy law

[@WojackToter]

it feels so natural to hear schlatt say the r word

[@BlaireBlaireBlaire]

2018 it was natural to everyone

[@mr.pothosswag8396]

because it's an English word?

[@nihilisticalbino]

Retarded?

[@koffi_duck]

dw hes retarded he can say it

[@ShadowTheHedgehog003]

You taking offense? ​@@mr.pothosswag8396

[@MaltiBLT]

he's just so nice its weird.

[@MaltiBLT]

@@FangBoots ye I hope he still has the lizard lol

[@Aidansstuff_]

@@MaltiBLTit died years ago

[@jbaby362]

​@@Aidansstuff_rip

[@TheLastSpider-Man]

Everyone talks about the lack of muttonchops, but this voice is the most uncanny thing to me

[@Caca-yq2di]

What the fuck is this sorcery. Where did you find this and how on earth has this survived so long without being discovered

[@pixie9499]

i’m wondering how the fandom is just slowly trickling in to discover this & that it hasn’t blown up 😂

[@BlaireBlaireBlaire]

its crazy how much schlatt stuff was on the internet when he was famous and not face revealed and no one EVER KNEW till years later lol

[@phoenics0912]

That's what I'm saying! 😭

[@fart63]

@@BlaireBlaireBlairehonestly his voice is so different I would never have known this was him if I wasn’t told

[@farrell7626]

This has gotta be Schlatt's burner account or something, ain't no way some random person just has this footage lying around

[@bruh_ayothepizzahere]

Read the description

[@gimmiekiwi]

LOL​@@bruh_ayothepizzahere

[@sleep6837]

This is banned footage

[@sagerain3]

This feels like a serial killer tape…

[@SlapStyleAnims]

From this to drifting Miatas in Japan. He lived such a good life and it’s a shame he passed away so young

[@Lazy_person5]

Rest in peace jchlot

[@kingofbears6999]

Remember this boys, the big man purges all these types of videos. Even the phrases "Survey series" or "wtfi" are banned in his chat.

[@pixie9499]

guarantee someone can find a way. there was just a bit about SMPlive done by someone on the server. if the right people see it, he’ll see it too 😂

[@fqlsify]

What’s wtfi

[@admal20]

​@@fqlsify what the fuck internet

[@o-that1raven-o]

@@admal20bro this is gold

[@jbaby362]

Why? It's basically what he does now

[@meowser1905]

Puberty hit Schlatt like a nuke.

[@somecallmesean_]

or the planes did to the twin towers on 9/11/2001

[@pixie9499]

the fact that he says his government name in this video multiple times is almost as jarring as his pronunciation of words like “hannah montana.” he really did become a whole new character 😂😂

[@moosh9521]

wait whats his government name? 😣😣

[@pixie9499]

@@moosh9521 he says it in the video. it’s also very understood in the community that we don’t share his legal name publicly as a sign of respect, at least the mature ones. give the video a rewatch, when he reads the submission from the audience member they call him by his government name.

[@kiwifruitbird7]

@@moosh9521Jonathan

[@fart63]

@@kiwifruitbird7I will always be forever shocked that schlatts real name isnt Jason

[@pigel8]

​@@moosh9521 Jebediah

[@bkirsty]

this has altered my brain chemistry

[@RealUnrealer]

It’s crazy how he looks like literally any guy in high school

[@ed.bloomtv1823]

where did you find this gem, i need to see more

[@terra-fying]

aww Schlatt’s lizard

[@OceanFairyWitch]

I’ve never seen a baby schlatt… but now that I have idfk how to feel about it lmaooo

[@dirrrrrrr]

THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL

[@yohanehakurei]

jschlatt here looks like he'd have a popular 2012 youtuber account that would also have a weird fanbase that shipped him with another popular 2012 youtuber that looked exactly like him

[@Brie.thorne]

We need more of these beautys

[@violetvial]

This is like watching young Bo burnham 1. No facial hair 2. Slightly higher pitched voice 3. Humor not as dark as it is now

[@yvvkiRika]

"Dear future me" ahh video

[@vaderbuild]

w lain pfp

[@sophiecaylab]

the title screen is the most like 2016 thing ive ever encountered

[@flightlesslord2688]

lil baby Jschulius Jschlaesar, before the events of 99, when he was forever changed

[@cob0It]

he still speaks in the same manner

[@hexes5122]

Awww. Such growth, he was unwilling to suggest a bullet type but now hes all grown up making 💣 threats.

[@absolutivaly]

present schlatt literally looks like the third evolution of this version of himself like charizard is to charmander

[@nickleiss7412]

this makes me uncomfortable and i cant explain why

[@kram8224]

I'm convinced Schlatt's age is RNG based

[@fart63]

He aged 20 years in 5 years

[@guesst234]

0:06 vsauce font lol

[@MoonSt0n3]

This doesn’t feel like I shouldn’t be able to see it…

[@Vleaso]

LUNE????

[@MoonSt0n3]

@@Vleaso VLEASO FKSJFJSK HEY

[@ML-cg2gd]

Lower case schlatt

[@livia.5462]

1:41 Just quietly coming to comment on the way one of the people addressed him as Jonathan (:

[@CycleOfJudges]

That was my first thought. Like oh shit....is this it????

[@theelevatedone2536]

Nah man it’s an alias. His name is clearly “Jared” /j

[@VenatorPaleo]

@@CycleOfJudgesyup his actual name is John Schlatter, if you look it up it’s kinda weird you can see a bunch of personal stuff it’s kinda scary how open the internet is

[@IknoBox]

@@VenatorPaleo I thought you were joking until I actually looked it up

[@CloutKamui]

@@IknoBoxmy friends have found his family’s personal accounts with pictures of him on it (adult pictures during family gatherings, not baby pictures) it’s shockingly easy to find stuff when you know what to google

[@Watslol]

this dude was totally trying to be Danny Gonzalez

[@fart63]

This was made before Danny was popular on KZbin?

[@Venganza_]

he looks like he's in but about to lose a schlatt look-alike competition

[@JusstDexx]

What have I stumbled upon? This is like trying to wake up a sleeper agent during a lobotomy. It’s terrifying to think this is “schlatt” before his crashing

[@debburollish6387]

Jschlatt now is if he cloned this version of himself then ate him.

[@brokenicecreammachine]

how does his voice sound deeper even though he was like 15 in this LMFAO. like his voice sounds high pitch and deep at the same time in this. but besides that someone commented 'why did he do a face reveal when this existed' first of all this video was uploaded one year ago and im pretty sure he deleted all his old videos where he showed his face

[@bradyeverything]

i’m going to be on a list.

[@E579Gaming]

I dont know how i found this

[@aliennug]

1:41 is this confirmation Schlatt’s name is Jonathan?

[@pavlestojanovic9631]

i feel like fbi will knock on my door any sec while watching this

[@yayothejowen2541]

Im actually glad he kept the chops

[@glutenfreebees]

I knew the difference in voice was going to be shocking but my god

[@jschlattvault]

This is nuts, absolutely bonkers

[@deez9462]

this genuinely has me tweaking

[@curllum]

The voice is like schlatts voice but also nothing like schlatts voice

[@Hedspaces]

“I don’t want the feds after me” OOOO FORESHADOWING

[@ow124-k3z]

Definitely a younger, pre-puberty Jschlort, but my god the mannerisms and way he talks, those haven't changed

[@hexes5122]

KZbin wants people to see this video sooo bad. Not only does it come up whenever I search ANY jschlatt video, it just came up while i was searching for a ted nivison video 🤣🤣

[@Aidansstuff_]

65k views in one year? I don’t think many ppl are seeing this

[@hexes5122]

@@Aidansstuff_ most of those views are from the last three months. You can see the spike in activity via the comments too. And almost 70k for an unestablished account is actually great, I won't even pretend to understand why you would claim otherwise lol

[@lilwelch6000]

That guy needs some jack daniels

[@QuezzNor]

jschlatt died in 2019, this is not the same person

[@konnarj5231]

Holy shit its the bearded dragon he talks about

[@vexehedrim7910]

Ikr! It’s crazy that there’s footage of it here

[@Kailee-if1vf]

:0 this feels very illegal

[@twighailey1967]

Dat Boi has was completely wiped from my memory until now.

[@johnswag3254]

alternate timeline jschlatt where he didnt fall off

[@AuraFxs]

Alcohol really destroys a person LMAOOO

[@joemkdd]

I enjoy his older content more than the stuff he puts out nowadays. I hope that he goes back to videos like this (or his video essays) when he's finally satisfied with his net worth.

[@kactus1889]

he really grew into his voice lmfao

[@eszpa82]

He’s got the idubz setup

[@KiaraCatFurry17]

He’s so different without the mutton chops and mustache.

[@undefinedhuman7404]

jschlatt was every western teenager during 2013-2015 lmao

[@arfalowarfalow2147]

can't believe schlarptt was so innocent before the events of '99

[@duhbluh]

Young Schlatt's explanation of dat boi absolutely kills me every time. I've come back to this video a few times, and crack up every time at the "...and that's how that works"

[@__sanchez2094]

Holy shit this video just exhudes inspiration from respawn inbox. Even the music and delivery is the same.

[@Kyrantula]

This is the real Schlatt before "Schlatt" replaced him. I was recently in Pennsylvania with "Schlatt" (I mention this in my latest video) and his second pair of eyelids gave it away immediately that he's no the original Schlatt. That and the voice. Shame that this young man got assimilated - but at least the new "Schlatt" is an ok guy in person.

[@thesupremeduck]

jschlatt was such a regular guy before '99

[@urlose4624]

Schlatt loved machinima inbox so much he tried to do it himself

[@evakindall6194]

This is so sweet I felt like I was watching an old home video of my cousin or something

[@VA_YVL]

this is schlatt before the 1999 incident

[@qtarokujo8623]

i love rewatching this video whenever it pops out of my recommendation feed

[@amory2104]

this is the weirdst to me thing i have ever seen omfg i love it

[@Obi_Wan_Kenobi_027]

This is Schlatt in 1998

[@milesslavensky1104]

someone please donate this to his stream

[@joehdah5395]

he tryna do machinma respawn inbox

[@mariemaruškaa]

I feel like I should never have seen this

[@fercornsfm]

His voice is so different..

[@RottenMilk313]

John Schlatter moment

[@cractrick9225]

This is proof mewing works

[@angadgrewal9324]

schlatt was such a mogger in 2019(still is)

[@joogieboogie616]

might be the L lighting as well, but overall yes he did age beautifully

[@lilannleo]

I feel like this was illegal to watch

[@pinoytrash]

jared

[@link182_]

not conpletely sure but basing this off the time dat boi was a meme, id say hes likely 15-16 in this

[@pinguisoul4120]

If you listen close enough and imagine it, you can hear his current voice in his voice here. Because he has the exact same mannerisms and way of speech, he just sounds younger obv.

[@Thenoname348]

schlatt is like tomska, except he became 35 in 5 years

[@RosieWolf]

This video makes me remember that Schlatt is actually *not* a middle aged man lol

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

jschlatt looks great here too. very handsome person even when he made this video.