[OLD] THE WORST GAME EVER MADE - Caddicarus

[@Caddicarus]

Well, holy fucking shit. This is my first ever video to breach 1,000,000+ total views. I'm completely speechless. I don't know what to say at all other than thank you to each and every one of you for clicking on this video out of curiosity, rewatching this a few times, or even following me from the very early days and watching this like any other upload from me. Thank you so much, everyone - this wouldn't have been possible without any of you. Much loves to you all, and keep being awesome - and here's to the next 1,000,000-viewed-video!

[@AlexKlindt]

Awesome news Caddy!

[@theslifer4252]

You deserve it Caddy

[@blackm4niac]

I am still very sorry for this

[@NeviTheLettyFan]

Best video in KZbin

[@WorldWideTechNews]

In fact, it was so good. That I decided to watch it 909,000 times.

[@Rainkit]

I love how you can hear the crow's voice actor slowly give up on everything.

[@Knute360cool]

No shit Sherlock

[@K2squaredplus]

@@Knute360coolpussy

[@alexbowlin7044]

@@Knute360cool i'm going to like and reply to this so that you remember your past

[@pepesilvia429]

I know I probably shouldn't mention this, but there's a dalmations 4 for the wii.

[@randomguy6679]

is it by phoenix games?

[@pepesilvia429]

randomguy6679 yup.

[@randomguy6679]

+I killed Keny 53 good god

[@Captainoob]

Omg seriously?

[@pepesilvia429]

Captainoob yeah, and I tried it. It's even worst than dalmations 3.

[@JaggedBird]

At least the CDI games had fluent animation and clear voices.... YES THIS GAME MADE ME DEFEND CDI

[@gub4941]

I’m so sorry

[@icebrorottenmushroom1817]

I would rather go to school in summer than playing this game

[@TheIrkenEmpire420]

I'd rather play the Zelda and Mario CDI Games than this. And they were used in KZbin Poops so they were funny after 2007.

[@RineYFD]

At least you can call them 'games'

[@alijahaskew4644]

Plus at least you can hear some effort in the voices. There isn't a LOT of effort, but still.

[@brutalmoose]

And if it's your birthday today, then I also have a birthday coming up.

[@3awsomepoeple]

This comment made me laugh harder than the cartoon in the "game" xD

[@TheAllroundGamerHD]

Legendary!

[@cptsonicbelmont]

I also have a birthday coming up!

[@chamele0nday]

Me Too!

[@MrWarners14]

Jack Morley So do I!

[@tadhgoshea4037]

This is the 1st caddicarus episode I ever saw and he's made me laugh ever since

[@redacted7258]

Same

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Glitched Otaku I'm not sure if this was the first for me, but I definitely subbed around the time I first saw this one.

[@NagisaLvsYou]

Glitched Otaku same

[@vergillysonofspork196]

Same thing here

[@aloftmelevar]

Same 👌 august 2014

[@LuriTV]

The voice actors are clearly germans who try to sound british. the name "Tüpfelchen" was pronounced perfectly, a thing that you usually cannot do if you didn't grow up having german as your mothertounge

[@TheGeem1]

there is actually a german cd version of the film. i got it when i was 5 for 2 bucks and knew already how bad it was

[@hleghe810]

LuriTV 18:15

[@elroyscout]

LuriTV also the police are labeled Polezi and green, which to even someone who speaks only English... that screams Germany as hard as brautworst and copious amounts of beer

[@hleghe810]

Christopher OBrien and green? You mean the cars were green?

[@APerson-ws4cw]

dingo pictures! We are tracking them down!

[@FearMonarch]

I know caddy hates this video now as hes grown a ton, but theres still some comedy gold here "Draw me like one of your french girls" still makes me choke on my drink 7 years later

[@TS111WASD]

Honestly he is just as cringey now as he was then haha. So Idk why he is embarrassed over the older videos.

[@lilylove925]

@@TS111WASD it’s refined cringe now but before it’s unfiltered cringe

[@gidofter_lukge]

@@TS111WASD Mostly the production value I guess

[@PeterGriffin11]

I think his older videos are funnier. He still makes good content he just isn't as consistently funny in my opinion.

[@JaxontheOkay]

i don't see a big difference in style in his videos. i would agree though in general the overall quality has improved. i'd still say there's a lot to get out of these old ones too.

[@Caddicarus]

THIS VIDEO IS EXPLODING! Thanks so much for watching, everyone! A new view count record for the books, for sure - especially in less than 2 days!

[@ninopolis2787]

No. You're beautiful.

[@DoubtfulTea]

No problem mate.

[@jroldo8353]

CYOAR

[@robertmurphy3936]

Thank you.

[@K4RN4GE911]

I give it less than a month until you hit 200,000 subs.

[@Channeleven2345789]

Here's some info on Phoenix Games. -They've were active from 2003-2009 -Their first game (presumably) was Shoot for the Playstation -They've mainly targeted the Playstation and PS2 for games -They've frequently collaborated with Dingo Pictures -They've boasted that they could create/release games in the shortest amount of time needed -They were based in the United Kingdom, the Netherlands and Asia -It's assumed that they've gone bankrupt in 2009 -The reason these games were never slated for copyright infringement was because they were a low profile company -The company operated out of an apartment complex in the UK. -The founder was possibly Paul Share

[@michaelhall736]

With the abominations they made, it's no surprise they went bankrupt. I'm surprised they even were around for that long. The people who decided that Dalmations 3 was a good game should be shot. The disc overheats within a short period of time and could damage your PS2. Sony's biggest mistake ever was letting these retards port their pieces of shit to the PlayStation.

[@Channeleven2345789]

michael hall Actually, I believe the bankruptcy came about either due to Sony cutting them off or due to a lack of profit once consumers caught on to their marketing.

[@michaelhall736]

deenapeter Yep. That's what I meant. Sony made the sensible decision by cutting them off. All of their games were giant pieces of crap. They'll damage your PS2 if you play any of them. You ever hear of glitches that'll break your game? Well these abominations are glitches that'll break your entire console.

[@Channeleven2345789]

michael hall Totally. It's sad that the PS2 was the dumping ground for games from numerous bad companies.

[@michaelhall736]

deenapeter Unfortunately, that's true. I think it made up for having some of the best games, though. Persona 3 & 4. Final Fantasy X. Kingdom Hearts 1 &2. GTA Vice City and San Andreas.

[@schalasmagic]

This looks like a Dingo Pictures movie. The voice acting sounds about the same.

[@ArendAlphaEagle]

Schala Magus well, yeah, it is.

[@silenceenigma587]

It actually is a Dingo Pictures movie

[@schalasmagic]

I know, I realize that now.

[@Giuan]

Schala Magus Because it is! Phoenix released Dingo Pictures’ movies as video games

[@alexjewett7455]

I think it is

[@crimsonclaw2245]

And here I am in 2020, still rewatching this masterpiece of a review

[@gun_n_games8019]

2022 my man, how you been? Lol

[@crimsonclaw2245]

@@gun_n_games8019 Doing great, still rewatching every year

[@QuarterAlive]

@@crimsonclaw2245 2243 here how you all doing?

[@christheleavittman7080]

The bricks are still here!

[@exluvrx]

i watched this on my tablet im now 21 @@christheleavittman7080

[@soiboi4497]

Looks like the type of game you'd get for Christmas by accident

[@karawithgun8148]

Imagine you're like 12 and your grandma gets you this cuz she doesn't know shit about games and she knows you like Dalmatians.

[@KnakuanaRka]

Specifically targeting uninformed consumers.

[@groudongamer3178]

I would seriously be upset about this.

[@wizzem7890]

@@karawithgun8148 I'd probably poison her tea.

[@unorthodoxic4691]

No, the person who gave you this for Christmas knew what they were doing...

[@remem95]

“Der Inhalt einer Leberworscht bleibt für immer unerforscht“ Dingo actually referenced this in another of their movies on a sign in the background. Yes Dingo pictures uses self referential humor. Let that sink in.

[@crimsondynamo615]

The Dingo Pictures Cinematic Universe

[@Shinx990]

What does that sink want now?

[@spongefan155]

@@Shinx990 That Sink: Hey Let Me In I Want Sweeties I Know You're In There I Want Sweeties

[@spongefan155]

@@crimsondynamo615 You're Too Powerful To Live

[@task_failer8223]

It’s German and as a German I’m insulted

[@LeatherIceCream]

The cartoon sorta did feel like a cartoon creepypasta actually, with its poor quality and sound. Just add hyper realistic blood and it would have been a perfect example.

[@xxxLeromexxx]

Yuriofwind would be proud of that comment.

[@JunohNebula]

Every so often I remember this piece of comedy gold and come back to it for some much needed laughs. Old or not, good comedy never gets old.

[@austinwright09]

Just finished another rewatch.

[@cloyster5995]

That animation THAT FUCKING ANIMATION I've seen it at those tv's at clothing stores to entertain kids

[@bucket9486]

Holy shit, I did too.

[@PikaLink91]

I used to think SatAM was the low point of animation, guess not...

[@ConsarnitTokkori]

I think i know why that game was sooooo sloooow and got sooooo hot...

[@prossnip42]

ReizeFTW what are you talking about. those are studio gibli compare to this shit

[@InsanityCyber]

ReizeFTW You think clothing stores for kids was that bad of a place to show at? I saw some of this shit's stuff IN THE FAIR!!! I... shit you not. I saw some of these disasterpieces one time at the fair in my region at one of those funhouses... I don't remember how long ago, but I knew when I was a kid, something was shitilly suspicious about it. I feel so bad for whoever spent any amount of time at the fair to watch some of this ass-animation for their whole experience of the fair that year.

[@BVBfanEllena666]

For years I convinced myself that this "game" was a weird ass dream I had when I was younger because no one I talked to remembered it, now I remember the true horror of my childhood X'D I only remembered the "Lick and stick" scene and it was bugging me for ages until I forgot about it. Watching this video gave me a fair few flashbacks XD

[@dylanpalton3331]

You have my condolences. That must have been traumatic.

[@BVBfanEllena666]

haha it is an odd thing to explain to friends to see if they remembered it X'D

[@LexButChed]

Lick and stick! Lick and stick! Lick and stick! Lick and stick! Lick! Lick! Lick and stick!

[@sinnamonrollarollofpastrys5900]

Same

[@hectorgarciasalas642]

Ellena Mackay you poor thing

[@Simonsssssssss]

If you look up Dingo Pictures, you'll find more masterpiece cartoons like this one

[@RaineV1]

+Simon Magné I particularly loved Lion and the King.

[@AntiFaGoat]

The diamonds. My god!

[@ilikethecokev2]

BE DIAMOOOOOOOOONDS!

[@InteriorCrocodileAlligator86]

Yee

[@prowlandsasuke]

they even have the same voices.

[@epsilonthedragon1249]

Hey Caddy. Have you ever heard of the YEE meme? The one that originated from some talking dinosaurs? Phoenix Games made that dinosaur cartoon. Review it please?

[@boredumbsleepyhead]

Dingo Productions YEE

[@TheRockruffWhoCries]

I heard of it.

[@HammMann]

*and he did*

[@JacobTP64]

YEEN’T

[@Tom-jw7ii]

Old comment but dingo pictures made dinosaur adventure not phoenix games

[@JoeytheJoeyX3]

"Um, excuse me, sir. Those are not a singular whole cake, umhm, no. They are. I think you'll find. In fact. Actually. BISCUITS."

[@Melkac]

JoeytheJoeyX3 Yes, thank you for telling us what he says in the video.

[@JoeytheJoeyX3]

Unshaved Stuff And thank you for the backhanded compliment.

[@Melkac]

JoeytheJoeyX3 Thank you for upvoting yourself.

[@JoeytheJoeyX3]

No problem. I'll upvote you too! Uhh... at this point I don't really know where this joke is going. Um... Care to share a couple vodka spritzers?

[@Melkac]

JoeytheJoeyX3 Thank you for offering me that but I don't drink.

[@Tchailenov]

Phoenix Games was incredibly well-known for releasing terrible games to the point where there have been memes and flash animations depicting their studio for several years now. They were well known for doing this back in 2007, so I've actually heard of most of these titles already. Fun Fact: Their Wikipedia page was deleted because nobody could find evidence that the studio even exists. They are based outside of the United States and there is no documentation they even are a company. The old wiki page reported they existed in Thailand, Netherlands and in Denmark all at the same time. For all we know this is a major publisher pulling pranks on the consumer market.

[@Rubaiin]

That's some creepypasta shit right there, holy fuck.

[@famous305matrix]

Yeah, that's the way it wazzzzuh

[@KlonoaFan64]

UNHAND HER DAN BACKSLIDE!

[@hhg3781]

Douglas Levi

[@Sam0Sat0]

The Police Man will be mad as Hel- Oh,that was cloase

[@crimsondynamo615]

*ZUH!*

[@kingadam69]

Caddy sounds so different to this,probably because he was a teen back then,but he still has the humour of present day Caddicarus.

[@tonyoik1012]

This shit aired in Greece (i should know,im greek) as an actual cartoon program. Even as a kid i thought it was fucking horrific. And 12 years later,i find out THAT IT WAS ACTUALLY A MOTHERFUCKING CGI MOVIE RIPPED FROM A FUCKING VIDEOGAME DISK? So let me get this straight. This cartoon was a feature in a videogame. As in 'videogame disk'. SO THEY FUCKING RIPPED THE CARTOON PORTION OF THE VIDEOGAME AND AIRED IT AS AN ACTUAL AND ORIGINAL KIDS SHOW? *insert jontron reaction pic here*

[@RockyGems]

Jeez, I've seen middle schoolers make better cartoons in MS Paint!

[@MwIntinct]

Preach!

[@JimmyJonJillakers]

Like Homestuck?

[@alexanderhoughton5823]

+Becca Olson kid that has to reply to everything they don't agree on and can't punctuate properly.

[@porqupyne1493]

alexander houghton person who apparently didn't realize i was copying the format of their comment and as such used punctuation as it would've been used and apparently can't capitalize properly

[@codythefox7612]

+Rocky Gems I draw goddam better IRL!!! (I did my profile pic BTW)

[@coolcapybara1587]

My first ever Caddicarus video- memories flood to me whenever I see this. YOU WERE GOOD ENOUGH TO ENTICE ME TO THE REST OF YOUR CHANNEL WHICH WAS A GOOD MOVE :3

[@HarryStikers]

SAME

[@Ekraelum]

SAME

[@patata6868]

ME TOO

[@jordan-the-hound2323]

Oh, absolutely!

[@garrettsattem4799]

Mine too

[@AvoytDesign]

No joke Every time I watch this video, I pause it after he asks us to grab some popcorn and actually fix some because what follows next is an _experience_

[@Scarfulhu]

I would write a really witty comment about this game, but all I can really say is... oh.

[@EarthwormShandy]

Meh. Witty enough.

[@WileyCylas]

Scarfulhu this is three years old, but fuckkkkking hell, when r you gonna expose yourself to these travesties birthed from our infamous friends over at Phoenix Games & Dingo Pictures???!!!!

[@enderkatze6129]

So we're Not gonna Talk about How Phoenix is German?Or went Bankcrupt in 2009?

[@fise8299]

This game is so bad even the PS2 can't even take it!

[@dnmstarsi]

The PS2 was trying to destroy it. The console deserves to play actual games.

[@TheRockruffWhoCries]

My reaction to the game is the same to your pic. (I'm not making fun of you. I like your pic.)

[@mintstarmari]

If these games weren’t bootlegs, I don’t know what they are.

[@mattthevelociraptor6879]

4:49 caddy’s ps2 was in so much pain and agony having to load that horrible dumpster fire of a game

[@superpokemonbros.9441]

And then banned itself from ever having to endure it again

[@bahaedablackaceenthusiast9955]

The devs didn't even make it runnable lol, they couldn't improve the performance

[@princesssummernight]

Ps2 please help me

[@jamesgriffin7962]

They make Bubsy 3D look like a masterpiece

[@flyguydev2008]

And make ET for the Atari 2600 look like halo

[@mintstarmari]

It makes Action 52 look like Megaman Zero.

[@TheRockruffWhoCries]

It makes every modern mobile Rayman game look like new "never seen before" games than cash grabs

[@binoobear9607]

This makes the Zelda CDI games look like the Mona Lisa.

[@adlibbed2138]

It makes Initial D Mountain Vegenance looked like Midnight Club Los Angeles

[@CrispyToast]

It's in par with Plumbers Don't Wear Ties.

[@ABombQ]

Yeah but at least that wasn't 45 minutes long.

[@Shibanobi]

At least that game had attractive people in it.

[@purpgurp]

The seizure having bunny almost made me choke on ice cream. Go thing it was Dreyers.

[@Flint_YT]

there was a slight laughing noise playing over the bunny, just caddy didn't hear it

[@filletofish2200]

You could hear its laugh but you can bearly hear it

[@dragonempress8367]

How does one choke on icecream?

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

Why was it even laughing??

[@Galaxyzzz__]

I heard the laugh it was suttle

[@EthanSchmethan]

*L I C K* *A N D* *S T I C K*

[@sssjs08]

Ethanopia L I CK A N D S T I C K

[@PuffyOne1898]

Rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero

[@jerryroberts9611]

+Lil_A_20 2.0 Epic JoJoke, my fellow weeb.

[@PotaJoe]

LICK L LICK LICK AND STICK

[@dagda1180]

*Add some lenny face here, and the context is different.*

[@kitestar]

so wait if caddy only ALMOST died watching a dingo movie, and having his sister bringing him back, does this mean phelous should have someone to bring him back each time these kill him?

[@TheRisenSoldier]

"I think that Phoenix Games takes that blood soaked cake by a thousand fold..." *clicks subscribe*

[@RabbitOST]

Welcome to the club!

[@TheRisenSoldier]

Glad to be here!

[@2875dulce]

Rabbit OST i love your profile picture :3

[@RabbitOST]

Thank you. That's a pretty nice profile pic you've got too.

[@2875dulce]

Rabbit OST thx

[@Berryflower123]

I actually own Animal Soccer World and let me tell you it's a piece of shit. We actually had to get a new PS2 because of it - our first one stopped working after I played it for the first time.

[@DaftbutnotPunk]

Damn...I can't help but feel sorry for your PS2 now. :/ Did it just spontaneously combust or something?

[@thomasnevitt7885]

It's like the PS2 was like "The hell did you just make me play?! I can't take it anymore!"

[@michaelhall736]

I would say, throw the piece of crap away. They'll damage your PS2. I'm surprised a bunch of people didn't complain about their PS2s having stopped working after playing those abominations. Square Enix's Unlimited Saga is a better game than anything by Phoenix, and I thought it was the worst game ever made until I watch this video. I'm actually thankful that none of those games never came to North America. If someone brought one in at our local Gamestop, they'll throw it away.

[@michaelhall736]

***** Even if it wasn't the game that killed your system, you got to admit that game is terrible.

[@michaelhall736]

***** Even if it was cheap, you still got ripped off. I wouldn't download it even if it was free. I first heard how bad this game was when I watched Angry Joe's review. Still hard to decide which one's the worst, Ride to Hell, or the pieces of shit made by Phoenix.

[@TheStolken]

Not gonna lie, this cartoon made me feel really good about my animations.

[@TheStolken]

I'm an evil mastermind.

[@firstsurname8931]

"Dalmatians 3 Explore in KZbin Gaming" No thanks

[@otakon17]

Yo Caddy, that rabbit was actually laughing. You can *faintly* hear a childs laughtrack during that scene.

[@ThatGuyWithOneGlove]

otakon17 that's.... disturbing...

[@otakon17]

That Guy With One Glove Yeah I don't know what's worse realizing that...

[@otakon17]

Miyanoai14 Welcome to my world.

[@otakon17]

I don't think we want to know....

[@followthewizard359]

IT WAS AN EVIL GENIUS RABBIT!

[@noba4160]

ONCE I DECIDED TO GET INVOLVED I WAS CONSISTANT

[@EntertainmentFilms26]

Same

[@abdipfy]

ITS JUST A... SIMPLE MATHEMATICS!

[@Zekrom569]

...with a little bit of calculus :P

[@abdipfy]

XP Im going into 7th grade.

[@dovely6431]

IT'S JUST A SSSSSSSIMPLE MATHEMATICS!

[@StuartKReilly]

I think I can shed some light on this game and many others like it. The cartoon was made by Dingo Pictures. Heres some info from TVtropes: Dingo Pictures is a German low budget animation studio that has been in existence since the 1990s. Its movies are knockoffs of well known movies, many of them Disney. Unusually, when translated into English, its movies were sold as games, appearing on the PS1 and PS2 despite the only game portion being puzzle sections. On the PS1 these were published by Midas, and on PS2 by Phoenix Games. The company does not appear to have made any movies for years, but its website is still in operation. The most famous "game/movie" they did was Animal Soccer World on PS2 and its the EXACT SAME THING as Caddy's game except with a different movie. The movie Caddy saw in this video was Little Dalmatians. So yeah even the TITLE is in fact a lie

[@superzilla784]

16:12 That was a perfect place for the SpongeBob meme, "Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT! I want all of you TO LOOK AT IT!"

[@NodDisciple1]

I wish Caddicarus and Phelous would team up to do one of these cruddy Pheonix Movies/Games.

[@Singingshadowgirl]

+Brother Malachai Right? I was thinking this whole review. "Oh honey, you and Phelous need to have a talk."

[@jackalopeb9598]

The characters look like someone's deviantart pictures.

[@matthewjones6786]

Ouch. I'd give deviantartists more credit than that. xD

[@jackalopeb9598]

That is true. I am talking about like 8 year olds' drawings. Wait, 8 year-olds' drawings look better!

[@arthurk188]

Panda B My 7 year old cousin's drawings look much better than this games "art"(if you can call it art)

[@mattwolf7698]

The majority of stuff I see on Deviantart look much better than this.

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Panda B The game and DVD covers look better. I say "DVD" because the short is from Dingo Pictures who did so many things like this, it's somehow worth watching at least reviews for them.

[@Sleep_leaf]

"The contents of a liver sausage will always be a mystery." - Random dog no one cares about.

[@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan]

HUAAAHHH?!?!??!?!

[@Xehanort10]

The bulldog's "Huh" reaction was everybody's reaction to that line.

[@justaghostinthesea]

I love that you can see so many bits of modern Caddicarus in these older videos

[@CallMeThyme]

Same lol

[@theodorehodbor5080]

This is what happens when your game testers don't want to play the game they are suppose to test. Game Maker: So, did you finish testing the game? Game Tester: *quickly puts away Half Life 2* Uhhh, yes, I finished. Game Maker: Did you find any bugs or glitches? Game Tester: Nope, it was uhh, absolutely perfect!

[@theodorehodbor5080]

Chelan AngelFire I'm referring to the game section of this "story". I don't know what it would technically go under.

[@LizzieShiro]

Should this even be considered a game?

[@theodorehodbor5080]

Part of it is so I'm considering it a game. If you want to get technical I think it would be a movie with a game addon in it.

[@blackyoshi1230]

Thomas Nevitt Two other possibilities I can think of is that they either bribed the SCEE guys (I doubt their standards would be THAT low to begin with) or (more likely) faked the licensing hologram.

[@SpikeJet2736]

Why do I get the feeling the people who made The Christmas Tree worked on this game

[@A6Trinity]

I agree, the animation does have a stark similarity

[@SpikeJet2736]

Quinn Palmer or lack of animation. They both also have that sorta disney knock off vibe to them

[@AlucardaPapere]

SpikeJet2736 Actually no, this was made by a company called "dingo pictures", that movie was made by someone else

[@xXGamerPro127Xx]

Il Magnux Dildo Pictures*

[@AlucardaPapere]

TeamGamingFTW EpicJudeJarrard Ahahahahahah

[@TheTechnicalMiracle]

If I had kids, I would not buy them this game. The thought that someone might have though... "shudders" Imagine that was their first video game experience as a child, imagine it could effect their life subconsciously and they grow up generally never liking video games but they don't know why. This person grows up, he or she lives their own life, never playing a video game. Then one day, in their later years, they are on their death bed, they see their grand children playing on a handheld, too young to realize or grasp the concept of death. He or she tries to smack the video game out of their hands from a subconscious reaction. Sadness envelops the person as the kids become terrified. The elder realized that the kids were happy with these video games, things that the elder hated for all these years. The old one looked outward through the hospital window and uttered a single cry: "DAMN YOU DALMATIONS 3!", and then, passed away. A game that was so bad that it changed the course of someones life. Was this person truly happy with how things turned out? Perhaps. But maybe during those final seconds, in that last cry... Can we be sure there wasn't a shred of regret?

[@GogglesVonAwesome]

You know how when a popular animated film comes out, a smaller studio will pop out a film with a similar title to trick grandma into buying it for her grandchildren? This is the videogame equivalent to that.

[@yaboic0nty]

Well guess what! I had 2 identical games by Pheonix too. Mighty Mulan and Herkules. Yep. *Shoots self in head at parents terrible game choices

[@GogglesVonAwesome]

MrLiamhen ...I'm so sorry. You have my condolences and I hope your heart heals from the horrible trauma you have had to withstand. Vaya con Dios, my friend.

[@yaboic0nty]

Lol. I was 5, but I still sensed the terribleness and steered clear of them. 9 years later, I still have them. Should I burn them or what? Such evil deserves a punishment worse than death.

[@GogglesVonAwesome]

Ritual sacrifice. You have to banish these sin discs from the mortal world.

[@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171]

"The contents of a liver sausage will always be a mystery." The contents are, umm... I can't remember the answer, so I guess I'll say... LIVER!

[@otakufantaku418]

You just said what the contents were YOU BLOODY TWIT!

[@nicknamesarepointless5770]

Everytime I see the cat running animation I crack up.

[@auser4649]

How to run with music 101

[@100purenacl3]

6:46

[@SlyHikari03]

The music makes it funnier

[@skittycecil9786]

I tried watching a full Dingo Pictures cartoon (I believe it was Animal Soccer World) once. I had to stop so that I wouldn't lose too many brain cells while watching it.

[@DragonaCryotalon]

I made it through that one. you're definitely better off keeping your brain cells.

[@riceymartin2203]

Skitty Cecil Would you like an explosion?

[@emblemblade9245]

Ricey McRice I think you mean exposition lol?

[@PhoenixJohnson29]

Skitty Cecil I managed to watch multiple...why do I torture myself so?

[@gmodguy749]

"The contents of a liver-sausage will always be a mystery." That's a pretty insightful ending message, Phoenix Games.

[@WillieManga]

That message comes from Janis, Dingo's movie about pork processing.

[@Xehanort10]

6:21 The voice actor for the bird sounds like they have a blocked nose.

[@BaronTheBarberTv]

6:19 True.

[@wildfirefox1]

I've watched this like 8 times.

[@Skotone514]

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISCUIIITS

[@wildfirefox1]

Hahaha

[@AleTitan]

I've watched it like 15 times

[@wildfirefox1]

Ale Titan I know. It's addicting

[@soulmatesneverdiex]

3rd time! You alright cat?!

[@ChickenPika]

I watch this video while throttling my Pollux.

[@noba4160]

I did it while swallowing some bollocks

[@Lucaninae]

aye fancy seeing you here

[@formerctgovernordannelmall1452]

omg it's you! It's been forever since I saw your Michael Rosen videos! Just to let you know, I loved them all!

[@Xing-oh8uf]

Aah, that's where you're from. I knew I recognized that name somewhere.

[@gumgumparty1207]

A

[@joshslater2426]

Nearly 10 years on and this video is still very hilarious. When is he going to review more Dingo Pictures or Phoenix Games in the future? I’d love to see it.

[@toonzach2870]

The Hellish World of Phoenix Games

[@TheRockruffWhoCries]

8:29 THIS CAT IS DISOBEYING THE LAWS OF STRETCHING ITS TOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE

[@lordvoldemort9440]

It's not talked as a game because It's a movie masquerading as a game

[@anikmonette2140]

No shit! xD But it's not even a movie... It's an anomaly that is not fully explained and modern scientists don't know how to justify it empirically...

[@WileyCylas]

Hey watch it, there! Don't be so daft as to give it the privilege of being called a movie 🤣🤣

[@anikmonette2140]

Cat Santos Be careful as to avoid value judgement, too, since this thing is desperately trying to be the worst, don't even give it the satisfaction of being called that... It's an anomaly coming from another dimension, I'm telling you! It can't be and shouldn't be judged by any standards from our reality...

[@sillysquid10]

@@anikmonette2140 we need the SCP foundation.

[@Giuan]

Lord Voldemort Yes, it was produced by German studio Dingo Pictures

[@soxfan12kd]

"GOOD LORD I FUCKING HATE THESE!!!!" Gets me every time.

[@BaronTheBarberTv]

4:25 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@probablypatchouli]

Be careful not to make a sound! (15:24) NO DON'T TOUCH THAT!

[@emblemblade9245]

wiimaster101 Memes!

[@ShadowJinjoYu]

Don’t question Phoenix games logic

[@hgmd5508]

When your ps2 game takes a minute to load the LANGUAGE SELECT, Some red flags should be raised about the programers.

[@bonedude666]

Like the Soviet Union flag?

[@do_you_see_banana_man]

@@bonedude666 yes

[@Genin99]

After seeing Phelous review Phoenix Games/Dingo Pictures's products, I started thinking that releasing the movies as video games must be the equivalent to shouting "HEY DISNEY WE'RE RIPPING YOU OFF"! I'm also thinking the movie parts didn't have scripts and that the two actors didn't know English.

[@GTdba]

They don't! Literally, Dingo Pictures was a German production house specialized in crappy ripoffs. They always use the same voice actors for EVERY language. They don't know what they are reading about but they try anyways...which gave us the unbearable Italian dub of Dinosaurs that spawned the famous " Yee!" Meme.

[@bigshow196]

i eagerly wait for Phelous to review this...and then everything will come full circle XD

[@camosquirrels]

I watch Phelous, too! I want to see Caddi play Dinosaur Adventure...I think that cartoon is even worse. Also, where do they buy these? I want to, but I can't find them anywhere.

[@Genin99]

Libby Havens I think Dingo Pictures is bankrupt now because of all the lawsuits from companies like Disney. If you look around KZbin you might find full Dingo Pictures movies.

[@mdalsted]

Meanwhile, Phoenix Games B.V. was based in the Netherlands, specifically in Nuenen, North Brabant.

[@KlutzyNinjaKitty]

15:35 I can just feel the crow's voice actor sighing at their 15 dollar check and wondering what on earth went wrong with their life...

[@myeyesarespiders]

2:30 Omg I actually used to own that game. I never played it because it wouldn't run past the opening logo ...

[@lordagony100]

18:38 "Leave them alone or else" "Or else what" "I'll uh...I'll uh...vibrate my face at you menacingly"

[@neturalumbrella6688]

And teleport to the left

[@amandadecaire8759]

I'm really impressed that you watched the entire thing without shooting yourself in the face. you must have superpowers or something.

[@moustacheplumber]

I haven't laughed harder than this in years!

[@superpokemonbros.9441]

You must live in depressionland then.

[@scarletpachyderm]

Super Pokemon Bros. bruhhhhhhh

[@mimitheechidna]

@@superpokemonbros.9441 Ah, but I never left XD

[@thatguy3688]

Come back and watch it again… it’s time

[@ThatOneIrishFurry]

I love how every one uses the excuse it's just a kids game as a excuse so according to people you can make a game that is the worst game and no one would care beacause it's a kids game apparently a kids games have no standards

[@ThatOneIrishFurry]

It's a kids game it's not suppose to have standards (says people on the Internet)

[@ThatOneIrishFurry]

+Technolocic also it's technically a movie IHE SURCH FOR THE WORST THIS

[@alphawolf6708]

Kids game = interaction through different activities = learning through gaming But this is the worst kids game which is actually A FUCKING CARTOON!

Even if you review it as a movie, it's the worst children's movie ever made.

[@ThatOneIrishFurry]

Sara Potter cool cat wasnt THAT bad it was acctually cometently put together and then theres *this* where th voice acting didnt even sync up or anything and BTW no one can forget cool cat

[@everydaywestrayfurtherfrom3387]

Those animals are soooo stoopid! Hehehe 69/10 needs more wabuu

[@jaredf9542]

when the cat runs away it looks like SOMEONE forgot to put the other frames between the main poses.

[@JazGalaxy]

Dr. Seuss has an amazing essay about writing for children. The short of it is this: Children are't stupid, they just don't know things. that is to say, if a kid knows 10 words, his mission was to arrange those 10 words into the most exciting, imaginative, intriguing story he could possible come up with. His competition the Dick and Jane books, basically chose to use the few words kids knew to insult them with the dumbest content they could dream up because... kids don't know the difference, right? They're dumb!

[@makkon06]

I just I don't even why does this game exist?

[@felixisdying2974]

Implying that is a game...

[@makkon06]

Terra Namil I suppose the cartoon isn't, there's nothing about it that makes it a game.

[@ssbhawk7309]

"once i decided to get involved, i was consistent." - some random parrot, 2014

[@lanic515]

I was literally already eating a bag of popcorn before Caddicarus even said "grab some popcorn".

[@nightmarethekitsunewolf]

Jared Graham DX

[@4snekwolfire813]

"Jesus Christ on a bicycle!" - Caddicarus 2014

[@inkerinomasterino]

Can I buy da tem armor

[@4snekwolfire813]

Inkmaster 101 yayA

[@inkerinomasterino]

how mulch

[@DonSMDT]

:)

[@4snekwolfire813]

Inkmaster 101 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999G

[@TerminatorTheory]

OMG I told my school about caddicarus and everyone talks about him. even teachers let's us watch it after school (censored of course) thanks for keeping my school alive, cadd!

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

Ivan Baymar lucky

[@soneilrn2623]

sick

[@belletaunde102]

And the whole school building clapped.

[@belletaunde102]

So they like censored every episode? Someone sat down and used a voice editor to to do that

[@glasshorse6893]

Yeah I could get the bit with most of them liking it but censored? I doubt that they’d even take the time for that.

[@qlitch]

I got LEGITIMATELY disturbed when the bunny having a seizure for a split second with no sound, like that was actually creepy

[@BaronTheBarberTv]

FYI If you listen very closely, you can hear a giggling sound. The rabbit is giggling.

[@deneb_tm]

The fact alone that 'Phoenix Games' and 'Dingo Pictures' existed for more than two days is mind-boggling.

[@Arresk]

InfinityCraft swede?

[@deneb_tm]

Arresk ???

[@Arresk]

InfinityCraft i was wondering cuz there is a hilarios sedish guy reacting to dingo pictures movies and other crappy movies. so i wondered if u had seen it. (its in sedish)

[@deneb_tm]

Arresk Oh, no I haven't. I don't speak Swedish, anyway (even though my dad is Swedish; I don't know him :-/).

[@Arresk]

ok. have a nice evening/ night/ day

[@DnH2001]

15:46 How could somebody actually allow this to be sold on the SSSSHAAAAAAAAAAAALVESS?!?!?

[@nonplayercharacter12333]

I really wish I discovered Caddy all those years ago. His editing style and humour are just as good as today's videos.

[@sleepyote]

I feel bad that he hates his old videos so much.

[@DANNY74125]

You can't change perfection

[@Captain_Flippers]

Never did the sheepdog knew that... he will appear again in Peter Pan just as briefly as he did here.

[@Darkoli3939]

The cartoon is actually an very old VHS cartoon movie for kids which was released in germany in the 80s or 90s (i have no idea when). The car says "POLIZEI" and is green like the old police cars in germany and the building said "Tierheim" which is german for an animal shelter. Also the name of one of the puppies "Tüpfelchen" is a term for the spots above the letter "i", "ä", "ö" or "ü" which literally means... well.. "Spotty"(?) So either the company is also from germany (never heard from them before) or they just took that old VHS movie to put it on a PS2 game.

[@Mr.Atari2600]

Mega Man 8- Bad Voice Acting, Good Game. CD-I Zelda games- Bad Voice Acting, Bad Game(s). Dalmatians 3- Not real voice acting, Not really a game.

[@Torchu212]

You said it, Kenny. You said it. Here comes a train.

[@HalEmmerichOtacon]

Metal gear solid 1- 4 ( possibly 5) long cut scenes awesome game (s)

[@gabetaylo]

Heather Thompson Are they 45 minute cutscenes?

[@HalEmmerichOtacon]

Some might be. I never really timed it. I know the intro for snake eater is long, but I have no idea how long. You'd have to time it for yourself, there's lots of snake eater lets plays on KZbin.

[@marcodragon4995]

You could relpace "Megaman 8" with "Megaman X 4," and it would be just as true.

[@ArcanineEspeon]

When you've seen your favorite episode so many times you can repeat most of the lines as you watch it...I guess Gravity Falls: Sock Opera isn't the only thing with such a high honor anymore. They're also now both members of the "Favorite Episodes of Things I love that I haven't seen in probably almost a year" club.

[@MewtwoMaster]

I ALSO HAVE A BIRTHDAY COMING UP!!

[@malcolmboyd3467]

ME TOO

[@NettyBookGamingX]

ME TOO

[@glitchmaster2672]

**wheeze**

[@HailSatanLLC]

Bullshit. :l

[@endertails2543]

Me too

[@fr0sty284]

this was my first caddy video :D

[@BJ-no2oe]

Mine too :P Just rewatching ;)

[@cookie-uk1gf]

me too!

[@Ekraelum]

Me too!

[@BohrokKiller]

Mine too

[@BohrokKiller]

Mine too

[@grizzlydino]

Fun fact: This is the most popular video that is marked as [OLD]

[@Asmallcorneroftheinternet]

This was my first ever Caddicarus video, and what a great video to start with.

[@m0dg1ly60]

17:17 that dog is on my level of caring about anything

[@MisterAcker]

6:17 "Oh, stop it, Charlie! Can't you see Lucy's not in a bad day?" Flawless totally-not-broken English

[@bonedude666]

"I am can grammar."

[@zackieburke9253]

I England told do I

[@BaronTheBarberTv]

6:19

[@Murpheysworld]

HELP!!I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!!! NO REALLY THE VOICE ACTING MADE NE SLIP WHEN I WAS GETTING OUT OF THE SHOWER AND NOW I CAN'T GET UP. HELP.

[@thespiritualfishlad4153]

Why were you in the shower watching the video? Just wondering.

[@Murpheysworld]

THAT IS HOW I RELAX!!!! I NOW WANT TO KILL MYSELF!!! THIS GAME IS THE REASON I HATE HUMANS!!

[@thespiritualfishlad4153]

Okay, good thing I aint human then...

[@Murpheysworld]

I AM SCARED

[@thespiritualfishlad4153]

WHY YOU HAVE CAPS LOCK ON?

[@AngelVazquez-vs9xp]

Should’ve called it “Damnation 3”

[@Gameactive]

Whoa… damn, who knew a disc could so easily wreck not only itself, but also the device trying to read it? The only game in my collection that has ever caused abnormal reading would be _MySims_ (the Wii makes a lot of clicking sounds when a new area is loaded) and even then, it works perfectly fine and hasn’t damaged my Wii (as far as I know). You know you’ve made a shitty product when you can’t so much as play it without causing some kind of damage.

[@cacomeat7385]

CD- Based PS2 games (the blue ones) tend to spin pretty fast since they have less data, but that was still pretty fucking weird for the game to do that.

[@gabethebrony8588]

+Jesse Buettner I looked it up on ebay yes it has a blue back

[@PotassiumBromide]

This game is the Birdemic of video games.

[@whittynene]

git loafed

[@ULTIMATENINGA385]

+xXLoAfBlOkEXx OI! IMPOSTER!

[@PotassiumBromide]

Loaf Bloke m8 1v1 me rust quickscopes onli

[@almightyloaf3886]

+xXLoAfBlOkEXx Hey you guys!

[@ULTIMATENINGA385]

Almighty Loaf git quickscoped m9

[@NitroIndigo]

"Once I decided to get involved, I was consistent."

[@Bento_AUS_3059]

If I remember correctly, this was the first Caddy video I ever saw back in 2014. Can’t believe it’s been 5 years...

[@ShaRutherford199]

When the crow said "Once I decided to get involved I was consistent" I just started dying from laughter. Im literally crying right now omg this video is amazing