Old Twink vs. Young Otter?!

[@MichaelHenrycomedy]

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[@lordsxman]

Wow, I didn't know I was dead until watching this video. Need to buy a fabulous tombstone now. Thanks Michael. 😒

[@RBS_]

....well, as a 61 Year Old...I wear MY 'label', proudly.......***OL' FART!**** ...I still listen to Cher's "Believe" CD, order from the "International Male" catalog, go to Coffeehouses, wear Cargo shorts and pull out my "AbFab", "SATC" & "Trick" DVD's with PRIDE......just TRY and stop me! ....ha-HAAA!!

[@richarddamico5639]

I’m 71 and identify with all of that 😂😂

[@CaLemLiza]

and use an excessive ungodly amount of ellipses! :D

[@ricoltmetric8156]

Same here and still have my psychedelic music posters, trying to give peace a chance, play New Wave on radio updated to House. Call me Geezer.

[@wlb2j]

I'm 41m gay AF and absolutely LOVE Cher, but it was the early 2000s that I fell in love with her, then listened to her older stuff from the 70's and 80's. She's a literal Goddess!

[@bunbun8001]

just turned 57 and proud. If one is under 30 they are literally a play thing. I pity them for not having what I have.

[@fingrati]

Let's just keep adding categories to ourselves because all those dating apps aren't SPECIFIC enough already.

[@Alex-e1u7v]

A jock? lol. He wishes.

[@hiko331]

"...had my hump removed!" Wonderful Bea Arthur delivery, throwing it back to classic Dorothy Zbornak line!

[@jdb101585]

Right?!?! Amazing!

[@mm-yt8sf]

is the next stage after being PC just...everything-shaming? you guys are so meeeaaaan 🙂

[@whimsicalhamster88]

I thought it went: Twink, Otter, Suburbs

[@Ephebvs]

Totes! Especially after marrying!

[@aarondenton8127]

Bhahahahahahaha Oh noooooo 🏡 lololol 👏

[@OnyxLynx6]

For the hot circuit gays the last one is deceased

[@mchparity]

“I'm a jOcK!" Sure, honey.

[@Matty002]

the difference between a twink and an otter is hair, it has nothing to do with age. if were gonna use the labels at least use them correctly, otherwise theres no point in having them

[@BakaNeBaka]

Going by the classification, I'm a fossil.... And it makes sense 😆🤣😂

[@deweyrobinson5639]

Ive never cared about labels on people or on clothing and at 67 I can still do anything that I could do 45 years ago. I have become much more comfortable with myself and I don't pay any attention to what others say. Still with my partner of 25 years and happy 😊😘

[@Scar-jg4bn]

You look damn good for 67!

[@davidserlin8097]

Daddies for the win. Never have to think about it. And they all line up and wait their turn. Love to you all ❤

[@john.premose]

Yeah but that is for actual men, not old queens. Old queens just become older queens.

[@davidserlin8097]

So “old queens” are not men? That’s really offensive and also really stupid. Old queens MADE this world what it is. They crawled so that you could walk.

[@Dalsemien]

US gays are so into these labels ...

[@PatricenotPatrick]

I thought this content creator but Canadian? But yes agreed

[@archwayofcesar]

thats the joke

[@JeBusInYoutbe]

US people are into any label and creating new ones, where did you think the non binary stuff came from?

[@bunbun8001]

People in general would be lost without labels.

[@TheYopogo]

​@@JeBusInYoutbe "Non-binary" is a lot less of a label than "man" or "woman".

[@henningschmidt3832]

That third hand...😂

[@terencesoler1293]

The nod to the comment from the late great Beatrice Arthur as Dorothy Zbornack on the iconic The Golden Girls must not be overlooked. And no need to mention the line, but iykyk. 😂

[@carloseduardomoura33]

I bring you facts: There's no labels. You're attractive or not. The only thing between those two labels is the stereotypical gays who always swing to the non attractive side. Every other label is an euphemism for age or appearance.

[@sufyanlowel4631]

I love u. the one whos attractive hes attractive. the one who dont attractive complaining about some labels. get up ur lazy so smart a$$ and do something!

[@john.premose]

And these dudes are not, and never were, and never will be. That’s why they’ve gotta try to be funny (and mostly fail at it)

[@Not-Ap]

That doesn't mean that they have no meaning though. Many people use them are are satisfied with them even not all gay men enjoy them.

[@vmvengsub3812]

1:39 That's exactly how the bullies thought us gays would disappear when we got bullied lmao

[@christophermyers3758]

Forget these labels... as a "young" 65 year old, on a good day I can still "burn" my eye! 😉🤣

[@idleking31]

What happened to Daddies ? I’m drowning in Twink’s - 😎

[@johnferradino]

What's your secret?

[@idleking31]

@@johnferradino - They tell me that they like the security, Stability, Decisiveness and maturity of a successful man. We also tend to be past the drama and be more calm, confident and established. Just my observations. We all have much value and beauty to offer at any stage of our lives.

[@edithputhy4948]

hard pass unless they're proper DILFs like Matt Bomer

[@john.premose]

@@idleking31yeah but you have to be an actual man to be a daddy, like I already said above. Not a miserable, bitter old queen. Sorry not sorry.

[@idleking31]

@@john.premose- Obviously. Who’s attracted to miserable bitter people ? No one. Should go without saying.

[@tomdelisle8955]

My understanding is that in LA when you turn forty you move to Palm Springs

[@PhilipJacksonesq]

Covered in Crisco...love it!

[@samr3468]

THIS VIDEO WAS EVERYTHING OMG

[@lucifersapphire8412]

Lmfao she said I’m a jock💀😂

[@BlanBonco]

I'm ready for my twinkborg flesh encasement. Is it plastic? Is it the undead? Twombie: only one brain eaten... my own.

[@allen3339]

I thought the guy with the beard was the old otter 🦦🤣

[@bunbun8001]

1:04 was that a fox or coyote in the background? I take it that Mother Lode's is somewhere in SilverLake? "Are those tits or skin tags?" 😃😅🤣

[@bigbadbuckinboots]

"Are those tits or skin tags?" made my day!

[@zentec010]

Im 43 and can still out party people in there 20's thinking they are the shit.

[@e-heromanny4348]

Never understood how the ageism with Gay men starts so early. Like do y’all think you’re not gonna be 30 one day too? 😅

[@RA-hx9uc]

It's not ageism. People can have their preferences. It's not automatically an ism.

[@e-heromanny4348]

@@RA-hx9uc I don't mean when it comes to dating preferences I meant this idea that once your 30+ you're sometimes deemed to "old" for certain spaces

[@RA-hx9uc]

@e-heromanny4348 sometimes people absolutely are too old for some spaces, like bars near a college campus or the White House.

[@e-heromanny4348]

@@RA-hx9uc Near college campus' I can agree with but I meant in a more general area like a club in the middle of the city.

[@Not-Ap]

​@@RA-hx9ucWhy can't it be both? It's no secret men prefer youth. Employers prefer younger employees. Women like men with money. None of them get upset by being called out by it. Why are gays so sensitive? Obviously it is discrimination but it is a free will thing even if it's superficial, vain, shallow... That's a large majority of gay men though you can't honestly deny that.

[@johnstandsandlooksback5975]

I am the living dead 😂

[@leonardopanizzo7294]

Golden girls quote, fantastic!

[@sufyanlowel4631]

they so lame

[@Tito_the_fish]

Imagine ignoring love, trying to hang out at a bar forever, and then complaining about ageism. So dumb. You're only doing it to yourselves!🤪

[@Andy-xx3tt]

The video is obviously a joke but for the gay guys that are like this in real life, they have the same delusion in common with straight men: Feeling entitled to someone 10+ years younger and hotter all while knowing that they have nothing in common, don’t get each others references, and are at different stages in life. But they sit around scratching their heads wondering why the young hotties aren’t looking for anything serious or just simply aren’t interested.

[@danflower999]

Lmfao! Keta-M is amazing 😂

[@silversweet9211]

ow my feelings

[@davidjscox1]

Everybody knows it goes Twink in your twenties, Wilderness Years in your thirties then Daddy in your forties +....🤣

[@Jmorganuk]

What are wilderness years lol

[@bgodseverywhere]

Buuuuut....the guy telling the other dudes they're in their 30s....looks like he's in his 30's...I'm confused. The "old twink" is the youngest looking one there.

[@maybenaught]

Wait wait... you can't be a twink and an otter? I though twinkdom was mostly about youth and being thin and otterdom is just body hair. You can be a twinky otter right? Are twinks only hairless?

[@Ephebvs]

They meant with time you evolve into an otter and stop being a twink. But you can definitely be a twunk, a hunky twink that works out. Haha!

[@rjayshaun]

Otters are hairy twinks and a wolf is a hairy twunk

[@Laubfisch]

I think otter overwrites twink. Otters are thin too, otherwise you're a bear or a cub if you're young. If you're young and thin you are either twink OR otter depending on your body hair.

[@rjayshaun]

Otters are hairy twinks and wolves are hairy twunks. My first comment got deleted for some reason.

[@maybenaught]

@Laubfisch There are def otters that are kinda jacked though. Like many could qualify as twunks or jocks imo. And that's not an age thing, just a hair coverage thing. I know it's silly to draw lines like this, but it's interesting to entertain.

[@kensalazar5986]

A 🐗🐗🐗🐗 boar hahahah😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Airahar]

I have one year left and then ill finally be dead!!! Yay!

[@Foxe92]

The Isabella Rossellini reference sent me

[@josephm7606]

What about Bears?

[@loutimmons3099]

Nathan....YOW!

[@hiho7847]

What's OTTER? Do I need to Google? I am not from US...

[@TY-nu4mt]

Hairy lean guys (if going buffer/chubbier, it is bear)

[@davidserlin8097]

Think swimmers body with hair. If Daniel Radcliffe was about 6 feet tall and wore a speedo.

[@Not-Ap]

It's a hairy twink.

[@thanatosparthenopaeus5364]

Golden Girl reference lol

[@AABraun]

ahh America the land of the free... to judge everyone 🦅

[@NurilBasri]

what's a neti pot?

[@Lucas-gm3bv]

It’s a sex toy congested people use with their nose. Or their boyfriend’s nose. Things get messy. They do say love enters through the nose!! And after you use it, well, you’ll be able to smell the flowers blooming in Santo Domingo from here.

[@NurilBasri]

@@Lucas-gm3bv love the explanation, thanks! :* haha

[@hasher22]

I get these videos are satire but damn these are real topics in the community that are just dividing the community even more.....

[@alexander_avila]

i love you

[@vladimirrurik4579]

Omygosh where you been? Your videos disappeared for a minute.

[@jamesr1703]

What a sad, pathetic existence.

[@jaitt3003]

Gurl not the K

[@Ephebvs]

Special Kay is wack! I fell into a K hole! Haha! I had had CK, Calvin Klein!

[@eliotmack_daddy]

LMAOOO! This came out awesome, thanks again for having me Michael 🥳

[@popp-de-pop2812]

We need more ‘Dumpster Queen Gurls’ PLEASE.

[@canisdeumnox4925]

That orange early 1990's falcon porn top is really a bottom. Cute..

[@ChrisBitterGamer]

Jajajaja I love Michael jajaja

[@Drew4361s]

So getting to 60 was a major event as our generation went through hell and back to get here. We lost so many on the way thanks to HIV but the twinks and the otters would not know about this. So sad that they still label everything, thought that would change but hey I’m just an old fart now. 😂😂😂

[@daveflowers9320]

As a gay 20something I never cared about these dumb silly labels. I always thought these labels were a fun joke amongst gays but I’m starting to feel as though some people might actually take all of these labels seriously lol anyways, love your videos as always.💖

[@Lucas-gm3bv]

Same. They’re funny, but kinda have the aroma of highschool to them. I’d rather go to hell than go back to highschool and I was a popular jock, socially, I was royalty. Dumb royalty, but still, royalty. My takeaway was that you got put in your label and teachers just don’t even try to teach you anything. Your job is to do well in the pool, at track, and on the football field. You’re expected to be in the gym during your spares, that’s your responsibility, not homework. Smile, screw your way through highschool, and fill the trophy case. You’re labelled by the second week of highschool! So, I especially hate labels. And highschools. But I survived them both.

[@craybest]

lol about the ending

[@juvenalcorvelo1012]

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[@gkarak1996]

Gurl, otters have hair. None of them are otters. A beard an otter does not make

[@peacecraft82]

I'm in gay heaven. Death Becomes Her, then Golden Girls, then First Wives Club. I am loving all the references.

[@tom-ss2mn]

I love old twinks

[@jamiepetras1]

Do u want my Snapchat?

[@jmudikun]

😂😂😂😂

[@curlyhairdudeify]

I prefer older well kept men with sexy salt and pepper hair.

[@booooooooooooooooooooooo]

I think this is just an LA thing :D

[@scarpien]

LOL @ "Gays are so mean" after his dressing down of poor Michael.

[@carmenjoseph5524]

Although I disagree completely, y'all funny.

[@wehojm7320]

😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤

[@ardas77]

I thought otter was a slim and hairy and young bear type?

[@sisokun6614]

Bears are fat (affectionate) as well as hairy so an otter is not sooo near a bear in that sense.

[@jhubeJELLO]

i think im filipino

[@kcwade2616]

Every time I see Eliot I think: There’s no more loads?!

[@rockkkway]

"alphabet street" making jokes throwing labels, -isims and shade = OK also "how dare you making fun out of me?! towards anybody not being align withe their membership agenda. Make it make sense. - So happy being gay but living in reality.

[@josephlaufer4154]

Please -- I`m [72] years old -- I'm still fighting off Otters and BEARS = LOVE THE INTENTION - sexy too. . . Michael your Vids are delightful 🏳‍🌈 luv ya -- jojo

[@richarddamico5639]

“Do I have any boogers?” 😂😂😂

[@craigtrent2410]

omg the jock is so hot & 🥰 cute

[@d1g1cxlt_]

LA gays are a different breed.

[@fordhillman8164]

Honestly, just give in and move to Palm Springs like I did. Well, I'm in Palm Springs for the winter and then back in Seattle for the summer, which is a dramatic shift as in Palm Springs I'm an eight and in Seattle I'm a four even as I enjoy my middle-aged wolf status. Take that all you otters and bears. On a happy note, I return to Seattle on April 9th so that means I get to see Michael perform on the 11th!

[@scarpien]

I just watched this TV series (Here Comes Your Man) that had this gay couple arguing over why one half of the couple refused to vacation in Palm Springs. According to him, "Palm Springs is where gays go to die." I almost died upon hearing that. LOL

[@azertyQ]

They can't all be winners

[@wohdinhel]

bears continue to be the superior species

[@relaxedbro]

👍🏿👍🏿

[@oscardaone]

Well I might as well be 40 now considering how dry my life is. What’s that make me label wise?😅

[@nlamorte90]

Not thirty minutes ago on my way home from drinks with my best friend, I was thinking to myself... i haven't been to The Crucible in a long time. Then i remembered it's full of young, hot, cool goths and alts and I just turned 34. I was never beautiful but i was cute in certain lighting. Then it hit me: i've got about three years left of being able to occupy niche spaces without being a creep :(

[@idontknowwhatahandleisohwell]

gay sexual value is so much more straight forward than hetero.........

[@axaeyexus]

... nothing about this feels funny. This culture is so depressing.

[@clayclifton3895]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@camiaguy]

First

[@andrewfoster4359]

can i take an order of T.W.O.T. and side of Jock to go please ;-)