[OLD] You mean the Chaos Emeralds?

[@facemite]

I love how being the president he's trusted with the nuke launch codes but a single chaos emerald is enough to have the secret service instantly turn on him

[@thetower8577]

Yeah they turned on him quick to!

[@Laiser]

A single chaos emerald is far more dangerous than nuclear weapons

[@lemonzest8650]

perfect chaos is no joke

[@thatitalianlameguy2235]

@@Laiser he can blow up the moon and summon gods

[@coreyander286]

I mean, the right to retaliate against a nuclear strike in kind is a fundamental reality of post-WWII geopolitics. But to use a Chaos Emerald? America was the first signatory to the United Nations Convention on the Law of Angel Island. For Obama to just brandish an Emerald like that shows he has turned against everything he stood for.

[@rootbeer543]

Michelle. This is what you wanted right? This is my promise I made to you.

[@ninjafart7985]

Well played

[@hadesodeusdosmortos4804]

U mean the chaos emeralds

[@sussyphus7680]

Wholesome

[@SladeTheHedgehog]

ITS JUST NOT THE SAME

[@Smokeandroses]

I read that in Obama's voice and now I'm uncomfortable

[@quprey]

"Mr President stop running in the halls!" "I am the ultimate life form"

[@Minycart]

Detention for you

[@no2153]

Laughs in Kars*

[@no2153]

I apologize for acting stupid and all so forgive me, or just go on with your day, there ain't anything to see here.

[@DougsDiggers]

This thread makes me want to make other people not live anymore. Makes me want to make myself not live anymore too.

[@no2153]

@@DougsDiggers Then live you wont.

[@vryerocker7867]

Obama saying chaos control is the most absurd thing I’ve seen in a very long time And I need more things like this in my life

[@Attaxalotl]

Play 5D chess with multiverse time travel, it's like 12 bucks

[@yoursteak5215]

@@Attaxalotl wtf

[@Attaxalotl]

@@yoursteak5215 look it up on steam

[@snkybrki]

@@Attaxalotl Or you could do LSD for the same price. It'll still blow your mind. Edit: I looked it up, LSD has nothing on that game, holy shit.

[@thechaddestman2603]

@@snkybrki why do you know what being on LSD is like

[@fezdalek]

So that's where that damned fourth chaos emerald was.

[@hddm6462]

i though it was in the computer room!

[@hobgoblin9938]

Dang It I wanted to make that joke!

[@greenD7244]

Fezdalek The damn fourth chaos emerald is white yo fuCKING NORMIE

[@jackalsniper4232]

Green De La Welchert No it's yellow

[@lukelacaba4]

Actually, the Chaos Emeralds change color with each game, but the first one is ALWAYS green

[@thetheory6159]

Imagine a reporter saying "The people are concerned about the risk of nuclear fallout from the nuclear plant nearby" And the president just shows everyone a whole-ass stick of plutonium

[@inverted_paradox4170]

Original reply

[@donaldthompson4044]

PM of Australia literally did something like that with coal.

[@automatonlexicon1251]

Donald Thompson Why do you have Vaush's pfp lol

[@samhansen9771]

Plutonium is safe to handle, so it's not as far fetched as you might think.

[@itsyaboitavino3273]

And then he holds it to the crowd and activates it

[@brycedawson7647]

There’s something really appealing about hearing Obama say chaos control

[@AdrenaLukeYT]

Appalling*

[@roadent217]

@@AdrenaLukeYT no.

[@AdrenaLukeYT]

@@roadent217 okay while you're at it, let's give Satan more power

[@roadent217]

@@AdrenaLukeYT You mean Black Doom?

[@leemsvg]

@@AdrenaLukeYT damn just shut the fuck up please? Boomer

[@Trademarked26]

I've lost count of how many times I've replayed this. It's so satisfying hearing Obama say "Chaos Control!"

[@brycepat9810]

Same

[@Trademarked26]

@@brycepat9810 Thanks for replying. I completely forgot about this comment so when I saw a reply notification I clicked to see what comment it was on. Little did I know one of my shitty throw-away comments got a couple hundred likes.

[@Luckymann1223]

@@Trademarked26 Well, have one more reply. And also, yes it is very satisfying to hear Obama saying that XD

[@Firebrace]

You're comment singlehandedly stopped me in my tracks to put both earbuds in and put the volume to max. It could have blasted my ears, but if the top comment says it's good, it's probably great.

[@Trademarked26]

@@Firebrace I'm gonna have to thank you for replying as well. I completely forgot about this comment *again* so when I saw a reply notification I clicked to see what comment it was on. Little did I know that my comment had gotten 400 likes in one day. Like seriously, yesterday I came here for the same reason and it was at 600 likes. Now it's at 1.1k??? Anyways thanks again.

[@jimllc]

"You mean...the Chaos Emeralds?" is just such a powerful sentence.

[@adarshkamoda9183]

"I'm assuming you mean the Chaos Emeralds."

[@littlefishbigmountain]

@@adarshkamoda9183 Obama’s last name is Chad confirmed.

[@adarshkamoda9183]

@@littlefishbigmountain IMPOSSIBLE!!! YOU of all people couldn't have found ALL of the Chaos Emeralds!!! LIAR!!! What sorcery is this!?

[@wildfire9280]

@@littlefishbigmountain ACKSHULLY his name is Kenya

[@sveisik]

@@adarshkamoda9183 "Because if that's what you're concerned about, I've got one of them right here."

[@waddupbud8060]

*Dr Eggman wants to know your location* *Dr Eggman has sent a message* "I'M PISSING ON THE MOON"

[@joshuaford9714]

Obama took his wife and fucked his crops!

[@Davidpostingshid]

You have 24 hours before the piss DRRROPLETS hit the Earth!

[@SmithDoesGaming]

"Obama is a strong figure to America, I would never say such a thing"

[@juicykiwi7347]

I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

[@sebastianfontanez1081]

I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT

[@super_1036]

I like how he chuckles and says "I'm going to assume you mean the chaos emeralds"

[@buddymmx3936]

Also his face lol

[@elijahcaudle9086]

"Chaos Control"

[@buddymmx3936]

Elijah Caudle thank you good sir for bringing me back to this video

[@Jx_-]

unlike Obama, Trump doesn't chuckle. He'd rather flex his muscles

[@lurkenvoncurken518]

@@Jx_- Muscles? You mean aging meat slabs right?

[@Rockglory]

He used chaos control to hide his last name.

[@thelegendaryjerry1730]

Guys I dont have much time but Obama's last name i-

[@UltimaDoombotMK1]

@@thelegendaryjerry1730 Oh no. He's after me next, because I know his last name! It's- *gets Chaos Control'd and dies*

[@ilimuninati4929]

Guys, now that's he's gone, it's c-

[@UltimaDoombotMK1]

@@WellPreparedTreeFrog SAY GOODBYE *gunshot*

[@thegreendorito9515]

Why are you all stuttering. It’s common knowledge his last name is… wait… why is the FBI outside?

[@maxwellsimon4538]

Why does this reporter think he’d have the authority to demand the president turn in his chaos emerald

[@physical_insanity]

It's not the reporter, it's a secret service member. The voices are slightly different.

[@Bing_Bonger]

Our profile pictures are spiritually linked

[@xavierfaust9417]

@@Bing_Bonger homestuck more like poo

[@Jordan64852]

He also moves his eyes when the other guy start talking

[@kffire12]

Checks and balance must exist to preserve the republic, no one man should have that much power

[@dabluepittoo-aqua4213]

He's getting revenge after Eggman called him an idiot.

[@grizzlycharizard0017]

Maybe

[@chris.maharaj4054]

0:32

[@johannes4123]

Obama is a strong figure to America, he would never say such a thing

[@kertovski9448]

Nah Nah Nah he is getting revenge after Eggman pissed on his wife.

[@wildfire9280]

@@kertovski9448 plot twist; Shadow and Obama are the same person

[@essex_120_union9]

*”That makes one Emerald... Now to find the rest of them.”* - Metallix

[@eletricalplugandoutlet1540]

Ah... Newgrounds nostalgia... Good vibes, good vibes...

[@samuhatescameras3236]

AYYYYY SUPER MARIO BROS Z

[@luksmuk]

@@eletricalplugandoutlet1540 swy the terms ple

[@eletricalplugandoutlet1540]

@@luksmuk wuh?

[@koragious_edits.5044]

Where’s that damn 4th Chaos emerald

[@oldchannelimadewheniwas13]

I will never get over the fact that I have heard Obama say "Chaos Control", and the fact that I have been watching this religiously for 5 years.

[@InfinityHS]

He’s literally one of the main people you wouldn’t want getting a hold of a chaos emerald.

[@Drekromancer]

@@InfinityHS If you're trying to prevent world domination? Yeah, that's too much power. ...But if you want God-Emperor Obama, then this is the tightest shit you've ever seen.

[@northslate4850]

If i could just hear him say: “Faker? You’re not even good enough to be my Fake” I’ll be happy.

[@Superlegend56]

@@northslate4850 I'll make you eat those words!

[@willobrien4837]

god why is this video so good its literally 2021 it shouldnt be funny anymore

[@RetroWrathX13B]

This is why he was the worst president. He had this power, yet allowed Eggman to piss on the moon

[@abrahamo2895]

This is the only good thing that has ever said Obama was bad, because it's a joke

[@melvint-p9500]

NO THANKS OBAMA

[@DrCooch]

@@abrahamo2895 OBAMA BAD, JACK NICHOLSON GOOD

[@TheMiningMeteor]

don’t get political

[@melvint-p9500]

The Mining Meteor! IM GOING POLITICAL

[@squidboi27]

Once a person has all the chaos emeralds, only then will they have the power to know Obama's last name

[@redforest9269]

It's "bin Laden", everyone and their mom knows that.

[@squidboi27]

@@redforest9269 i think you're thinking of someone else but ok

[@lucient.m.8453]

@@redforest9269 I mean, I thought it was "Care"

[@redforest9269]

@@squidboi27 Who, Barack Osama?

[@CybermanKing]

@@redforest9269 nah that's Osama bin Bama

[@indyfan9845]

Dang, these deep fakes are getting better and better.

[@peteynutt4104]

No my friend. The beauty of this one was it was real.

[@wicked.a950]

They just took a bunch of words ordered them like that and then smoothed out the voice via computer programming

[@Max-gs1lj]

@@wicked.a950 W

[@thatkindcoder7510]

@@wicked.a950 "Via computer programming" well yes, but actually no

[@rosmanismail8715]

Hmm Dame Dane

[@luigipotter16]

So, it's commonly accepted that this takes place directly after Eggman pisses on the moon... Right?

[@DaSheepKiller]

Yes. And in the original series of events Shadow claims that Eggman's threats fell on deaf ears. Turns out this is the case because the people felt safe after Obama showed them his Chaos Emerald.

[@nm5329]

@@DaSheepKiller "The people felt safe" *Cut to officers attempting to arrest Obama in this video-*

[@DaSheepKiller]

@@nm5329 the people felt safe, not the officers.

[@nm5329]

@@DaSheepKiller pretty sure there was screaming in the crowd.

[@DaSheepKiller]

@@nm5329 kinda sounds like cheering to me, but I could be wrong

[@SirBumRush]

He’s already powerful as is with our lack of knowledge of his last name, how can we possible comprehend his power levels now?

[@meshifuari4882]

Light Yagami can't kill this man he's unstoppable

[@dagosias]

Obama's last name is-

[@dominickperez2952]

@@erazure. No Obama's his first name, not Mr.

[@dominickperez2952]

@@erazure. No That's his middle name, idiot

[@awormwithbraids5439]

His full nam is Obama President Mr

[@tahutoa]

I like how he puts the enunciation on 'emerald' rather than 'chaos.' Just like Sonic when he first sees Shadow.

[@Dogan_TM]

tahutoa he must be using the Chaos emerald to warp

[@tahutoa]

Hey, it's not his speed

[@hudgynsasdarl6967]

Whoa! He's fast!

[@tahutoa]

JustinJKJ Looks like the military has been mistaking me for the likes of you!

[@mobilegamer1122]

Chaos....SWISSROLLS [EDIT]kill me already

[@SonicPrototype]

President Obama just used Chaos Control. My dreams have been realized.

[@M4rtyMcFly21]

🦀🦀🦀🦀

[@MiguelX413]

@@M4rtyMcFly21 kek

[@KingCat3rax]

@@MiguelX413 kek

[@MiguelX413]

@@KingCat3rax kek

[@shadowstrike7246]

You need the power of chaos control in order to learn Obama’s last name.

[@Eyeball117]

Eggman: "HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!" Obama, calmy sitting up in his chair: "I see you have challenged me Dr. Very well."

[@AmateurAnimations65]

This is an anime battle I need to see

[@aj_style1745]

I read that like Obama was saying Eggman's name was Very Well at first.

[@bionicdragon5]

Obama: "Very well. Then perish."

[@wildfire9280]

⁠@@bionicdragon5 “I’m here to show you what Za WaruDO… and NintenDON’T!”

[@kenjikl4225]

“How do you like that Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON!” -Eggman -Obama:

[@ivancdragoon]

Oh my God I get this reference

[@NeonRain759]

0:32

[@wentontendoor9067]

This is the best comment here

[@sarafontanini7051]

Obama: what do I think, Eggman? Let me show you... *Obama uses chaos control to murder eggman*

[@Cherished.Beloved]

Bruh the way that dude says " he's g0t the cHaos emeRalDS" 0:27

[@thatguywithquarters454]

Potato Salad haha true

[@fizzyd.a.d.2855]

Dont mind him. He was having a stroke mid sentence

[@akirakurusu861]

Sounds like Knuckles tho

[@ligninman]

That was Alex jones

[@hollow6189]

@@ligninman I accept this as canon

[@AuroraKnux]

Sonic Adventure 3 looks great

[@AuroraKnux]

You can never escape me

[@mrsduck_man]

This is your 420th like

[@mrbanks456]

AuroraKnux Holy shit, I saw you in the Larryboy theme song comment section.

[@superminion252]

Sorry to break it to you but sega said that sa3 isnt happening

[@ZezinhoGameplay_]

Super Minion You ruined.It was a joke,man. *[Fun Fact (or sad fact)]* Beliving or not,Sonic 06 is the true SA3.So,fans are waiting for SA3 thats currently is SA4.

[@zap3231]

I love how someone was trying to tell him to put his hands up to arrest him. He got a chaos emerald. Fucking run for your life, you have no power here

[@javidappledehli2359]

I’m glad funny valentine wasn’t the only president searching for them

[@jazzmusik2773]

Thank the holy corpse parts a part 7 comment!

[@CygnusTheSilly]

Suppose that you were sitting down at a table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects' these individuals

[@javidappledehli2359]

@@CygnusTheSilly personally, I take the left napkin

[@jazzmusik2773]

@@CygnusTheSilly I would just take both napkins

[@Tallzom]

This is legit the worst reply section, just a ton of people just rushing to make a jojo reference and missing the fact that funny valentine will be able to finally piss on the moon

[@Deltafrog1]

You mean, THE CHAOS EMERALDS?!? *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

[@nexreonart]

nah i ment that TSAR bomb behind you..

[@Cheesemongle]

tsar bomba more like czar bomba

[@cDoogle]

datpags?

[@chilidog2469]

So that's where Shadow's "Damn fourth chaos emerald" went

[@StickMaster500]

He should've said "Chaos uuuuhhhh Control!" But this is probably the best thing to happen on the Internet!

[@nexreonart]

nah.

[@Larsander97]

I don't know why im laughing so hard at this.

[@Forkontheleft]

i would've fucking pissed myself if he added the uuuhhh in there

[@PrayingSeraph]

Holy crap I would have died laughing with the uuuhhh

[@TheHylianJuggalo]

@@nexreonart yes. Great communicator my ass.

[@lordbasedgod1642]

That CHAOS CONTROL at the end lives rent free in my head now

[@jobansand]

Nah, Chaos Emeralds is better

[@balilobaludo7715]

This is the cutscene right before his 9-phase boss battle

[@xavis7617]

Defeating him yields the Obama Prism, an incredibly powerful magic weapon that eats through even the normally unkillable Personified Hate with insane ease. IMO it's totally worth the ordeal of beating him, so long as you're doing a mage build.

[@StarChargerStudios]

@@xavis7617 you play Hypixel skyblock, hard read

[@xavis7617]

@@StarChargerStudios Unfortunately, no. I was largely pulling random nonsense out of my ass. Good guess though.

[@crabulonbestgirl9130]

@@xavis7617 terraria?

[@DarkSlasher36]

1 phase is a lady liberty mech

[@corbino9855]

Guys, relax. All he did was slow down time. Now, on the other hand, if he uses Chaos BLAST, then we're in trouble.

[@meltingzero3853]

When someone casts Chaos Control, you shouldn't relax. Why? People know it's only the precursor of what horrors are coming next.

[@xmanr0cks]

Chaos control can do more than slow time, it can stop time, teleport you, teleport others, it can do a freaking lot.

[@Marina-bt6qq]

Chaos Spears!

[@atomicanachronism8849]

@@xmanr0cks really the teleporting is just an aspect of the time control

[@WellPreparedTreeFrog]

Person teleport other people you say? *what if i used it to teleport people into eachother?*

[@GlitchyShadow13]

"you mean the chaos emeralds? I have the chaos emeralds, I have the best chaos emeralds, believe me I know chaos emeralds, nobody knows chaos emeralds like I do." -the 45th president

[@ashtraydelicacy5773]

- Businessman Donald "Wallman" Trumpnik

[@holysayingsofrobin4055]

GlitchyShadow I know more about the chaos emeralds.......dr robotnik does, believe me.

[@holysayingsofrobin4055]

*More then Dr robotnik

[@pyrrehraus6571]

Dr Robotrump*

[@omgomgomgd]

This Summer In an all new adventure, Sanic and Trumpnik must team up to fight the invading Globaloids....

[@Nephalem2002]

You know you don’t need to put this down as Old, This is timeless.

[@wolfganggk9487]

The way he said "Chaos control" had me in tears

[@ElizabethJasmineNino]

0:32 That's the most calmest attack I've ever heard. *_Chaos control_*

[@an0N1M921]

He has the control of the situation

[@64doomguy57]

@@an0N1M921 *AND OVER THE WORLD*

[@WeaponizedGoochsweat]

ZA WARUDO

[@VirtuousAezon]

It’s not an attack it’s a time slowing ability

[@WeaponizedGoochsweat]

@@VirtuousAezon it's gonna be an attack if you don't get me my damn mead

[@Licthto]

Mr. Obama: _"No one can just deflect the _*_Chaos Emerald Splash_*_ "_

[@TheDanseMacabre]

Trump: *You underestimate my power*

[@TheEsdaniel]

UN : za warudo !

[@TheDanseMacabre]

@@TheEsdaniel Trump: *Star Platinum: Za Warudo*

[@TheDanseMacabre]

Trump: Heh.. In this stopped time I can be free to do what ever for ten seconds... I can feel the N words power... If I say it my stands power will multiply to godly levels.. I am inevitable.... *Ni-* Nani? Dr. Martin Luther King Jr: *Malicious Laughter* You fool... Your not the only one who can stop time. Did you forget it's Black History Month? Prepare for my civil rights beam. *BOOOOOOOOOOOM* -To be continued-

[@TheDanseMacabre]

@@Dragzilla66 Coronavirus Kujo: *STAR PLAGUE-INUM: ZA WARUDO*

[@theshellderinslowbrostail5422]

"Im here to destroy Chaos." -Jack

[@darksidegaming3238]

"Don't worry, Obama's got Chaos under control" -funni

[@noahjester8471]

CHAOS

[@justcallmekai1554]

_Open your heart plays in the distance_

[@ProtoMario]

You mean the Chaos Emeralds...

[@ChaoNovaG]

ProtoMario Best recommendation

[@VanDanksingOriginal]

ProtoMario i was not expecting to see you here lol

[@thespectacularlymonochrome7891]

But Proto...

[@gothprince8770]

ProtoMario But Proto, why does it say "lmao" but when I read it it says "lmao" but I'm actually not "lmao" it's you who is "lmao"... So wouldn't be "lyao" that way when I read it, it actually tells me that you are laughing your ass off?????

[@elijahr4848]

ProtoMario hi god

[@everybodys_mr._bad_guy]

"HE HAS THE WEED CRYSTAL" -knuckles the echidna

[@IanSpace71]

Snapcube?

[@phantomblue2798]

WEED.EXE

[@everybodys_mr._bad_guy]

@@IanSpace71 you bet

[@goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789]

this just in: *_I fucking died on the floor_*

[@williemedicog2163]

XDDDDDDD….

[@Obi-Wan_Kenobi]

The funny thing is, this totally seems like the kind of thing Obama would say and do (outside of inducing Chaos Control in a packed press room of course).

[@WGY_Games]

He probably could. They may be hiding Chaos Emeralds in Area 51.

[@diamonddacc9662]

I agree Obi-Wan. Also, glad to know you still get to enjoy youtube as a force ghost.

[@alexaniceto3756]

Hello there.

[@rookiedadisPrad]

General anecito...

[@bladehunter1097]

Doesn't that just freeze time?

[@KALABUR]

That little left and right stare before he activates the Chaos Emerald 💀

[@tforde2143]

Why am i just now seeing the trailer for Sonic Adventure 3?

[@Sophie-ps4ve]

@@BigBlueeee sonic unleashed is not SA3

[@thequagiestsire]

It would still have been better than SA3 if it existed. Sonic Unleashed was awesome!

[@Sophie-ps4ve]

@@BigBlueeee it doesn't even connect to adventure 1 or 2, nor does it even play like the adventure games. The only similarity between the two is hub worlds, which that similarity is only 1 and unleashed. No Chao garden, you only play as sonic, which what made the adventure games... Well, the adventure games was the usage of multiple characters in multiple environments. If anything, 06 is way closer to being adventure 3 than unleashed is. The only reason it isn't is because there is no connection.

[@Sophie-ps4ve]

@@BigBlueeee originally intended means it's no longer adventure 3. It could have been, had they continued focusing on the aspects that would make it adventure 3. That also means there wouldn't have been any werehog. I remember the original trailers as a kid, there was no werehog in them. Then slowly, the trailers started having werehog, and that to me is another reason why it can't be adventure 3. I think that was the real reason the name of the game had actually changed, they didn't want it to be seen as adventure 3. Edit: for future reference, post a single comment so I can actually see it. I only got the one notification so I only saw one of your comments.

[@Sophie-ps4ve]

@@BigBlueeee I'm speaking on facts. There are interviews which explain how Unleashed isn't Adventure 3. Look it up on youtube. kzbin.info/www/bejne/hIqvgmqOfJKkf9U

[@jymmy1434]

ten photos taken seconds before disaster

[@thegirlwithnosinceofhumor8581]

This isn't a photo tho

[@someoneimportant2517]

@@thegirlwithnosinceofhumor8581 the name shouldn't be since. It should be sense. It's fine though. Probably a honest mistake.

[@thegirlwithnosinceofhumor8581]

@@someoneimportant2517 I used since on purpose To put the cherrys on top of this metaphorical sundae

[@someoneimportant2517]

@@thegirlwithnosinceofhumor8581 ahh. I see you like sundaes too. And with a cherry on top? Even better.

[@JamesAxis13]

My recommended brings me gold sometimes.

[@kanyuphilmahar]

INCOOM13 IKR

[@red-arachnid1284]

And sometimes we get *golden diamonds* like this

[@somedude8346]

Good times

[@TimeMaster131]

Bro really pulled a caddicarus and labeled perfectly fine videos as [OLD]

[@jeam582]

Real

[@michaelk6071]

I'm surprised that this iconic piece of the internet hasn't broken 5 million views.

[@hihi-nm3uy]

IT SOON WILL.

[@deleteduser5995]

@@hihi-nm3uy still not yet

[@hibin102]

@@deleteduser5995 well 400k+ more then it will be, so soon enough

[@AbdefFable1]

Soon

[@itzfrluas]

300 thousand more and we're golden

[@Askie1234]

Obama is a true embodiment of prevent racism, just look at his hands, 1 black 1 white, how do you even compete with that. Edit 1: I actually got 1k likes for a dumb comment, thank you. Edit 2: I came back here after a random recommendation from KZbin, and now it has 4.8k flipping likes after 7 months, you guys are the best. Hope you guys are doing well during the pandemic.

[@magnum7978]

The yin and yang of anti-racism

[@chaoticproductions3922]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be

[@easypete7920]

When he claps there’s racial unity

[@Sentient_Blob]

Easy Pete We need some of those claps

[@nicoruppert4207]

He is half white eas far as I know

[@noahclark7603]

Normies: Soo we’re just going to ignore that fact that Obama has one white hand and the other one is black? 0:32 Me an intellectual: He’s controlling the chaos of both races

[@freshboy3968]

"He's not -PoKéMoN-!" "When you vote for him, you're not voting for -PoKéMoN-!"

[@autisticduck3071]

And his face has mixed the colours

[@rextalk3840]

Nice one

[@its_leeoh4509]

Hol up

[@steelballrunner636]

@sonic bot [speedy robo hedgehog monster] Thats how we defeat him. Once he loses the n word privilege we will be able to blast at him with full power.

[@thepylonperspective]

Villagers: “I’ll give you 3 paper for that there emerald…”

[@Daitomodachi]

Guess he ended his presidency, with a bang. [I'm sorry]

[@cobble3317]

[You should be]

[@circledline3880]

Senpai commented on my favorite video ｡◕‿◕｡

[@Che8t]

It's not called O-Bomb-a for nothing

[@numatruehome100]

... that is the textual equivalent of a face palm?

[@depressedlemonshit759]

I think he ended more with a BOOM... a sonic boom....

[@thestashw2693]

I’m going to assume that’s how he left office

[@dontyouhateitwhen...8312]

Obama has gone mad with power.

[@combativeThinker]

This looks like a job for Knuckles.

[@duckknuckles7880]

Thanks Obama

[@vega1356]

Don't You Hate make fun of President Obama he promised a lot of things but he wasn't corrupted or hungry for power on like President Trump. Now he's the man who's hungry for power making racist comments. And also making the Mexicans look bad. Tell the Americans give them fear and also to pick up weapons and start shooting every Mexican they can and he washes his hands like he didn't do anything. Trump is the real evil man. Hungry for money hungry for. Giving fear to the American that's what he's doing

[@thegirlwithnosinceofhumor8581]

This is fake tho

[@jasonhenry5by5]

Fiction meets truth

[@blazingbl2gamingop794]

Obama: "oh, you mean the chaos emeralds? I've got one right here." Security/secret service: "Mr president, don't move! Hands in the air!" When being the President of the United States of America means nothing.

[@TheBohobemeister]

It does mean something, it's just that by being Obama and ALSO having a Chaos Emerald, he's far too powerful.

[@tynado7807]

Presidents can’t commit crimes lol

[@TheBohobemeister]

@@tynado7807 That's not true, they can commit crimes. Presidents have been impeached for a reason...

[@tynado7807]

@@TheBohobemeister bruh I meant legally

[@TheBohobemeister]

@@tynado7807 ...wat

[@jackmcmorrow9397]

Obama adventure 3 when

[@KoboSyn]

Jack McMorrow never, dcega will never release a good Obama game ever again

[@temultimate2748]

Wut XD lmfao

[@ianimate3457]

Jack McMorrow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@TheDiego908]

Obama doesn't work in 3D

[@jonjonvids]

Jack McMorrow hopeful never.

[@onemegabyteplays5602]

0:32 love how he’s mixed on one side and 100% on the other

[@sylamy7457]

LMAOII

[@xan7292]

I can't believe Obama used the Chaos Emeralds like Vivec did the Heart of Lorkhan: to become half white and half black, thereby being both immune to racism and still retaining his N-Word Pass. Truly, his power is overwhelming.

[@BusterBeachside]

You get added to my favorites. 1. Because "Chaos Control" 2. Because Pokemon Colosseum music

[@meltingzero3853]

Huh. Didn't even realize.

[@DarkFlames791]

Pokemon Colosseum and Shadow XD still weigh heavily on my mind with all these switch games they released

[@chimerical8746]

Name of music?

[@BusterBeachside]

@@chimerical8746 Check the description. :)

[@motti6569]

@@chimerical8746 Its easily the most underrated pokemon game in the franchise. You play as a "Villain" that reforms in a cowboyish region

[@JacobKealohi]

Plot Twist: That was actually a fake Chaos Emerald and that glow at the end was just Obama flash banging the audience.

[@16BitGamerCat]

But didn't using chaos control with a fake Emerald work?

[@langleysenterprise5134]

Flashbang through the cabinet

[@16BitGamerCat]

@@fantasticfrank85fantastic61 Sonic did it, and it was his first time using it ever. Plus, as the Archie comics state, Chaos energy reacts yo anybody, just some more than others, so Obama just has a strong reaction with chaos energy, and probably tried it before. It clearly isn't hard to do.

[@16BitGamerCat]

@@fantasticfrank85fantastic61 wait did I forget a cutscene. Edit: Also, r/woooosh has 4 o's not 2.

[@16BitGamerCat]

@@fantasticfrank85fantastic61 dangit. Oh well, time to replay sa2 all over again!

[@a_Lemming]

0:32 the emerald appears to have bleached his left hand

[@S-CB-SL-Animations]

Thats Not a Knife, This is a Knife Or was it his right hand?

[@kneesmacker9965]

He was secretly white

[@mid5503]

@@kneesmacker9965 Obama is one stand user

[@DigitalImmortality]

Finally..... OBAMERALDS

[@Sir_Isaac_Newton_]

Obanium's latest technology

[@brandonvistan7444]

" Black Creatures."-Shadow the Hedgehog, 2005.

[@brandonvistan7444]

This isn't something I remember typing, but It something I know I would've and did.

[@RomoBomo]

blacc

[@jamesyeung3286]

@@brandonvistan7444 yikes

[@Toxin_Glitch]

_I’m killing the colored ones like you said!_

[@spazterr6003]

*James’s final words*

[@sammoisture4876]

“It’s not a hope or a dream. it’s like a hunger, a thirst”

[@BlackieSootfur]

You mean the chaos smaragdines?

[@Sir_Isaac_Newton_]

ewwww a furry

[@lordtachanka394]

Blackie Sootfur BURN YOU FUCKEN FURRY IM GONNA CREATE MASS EXICTION OF FURRIES AND DO IT BY BURNING THAT RAINFURREST THING OF WHATEVER ITS CALLED

[@BlackieSootfur]

@@lordtachanka394 shhh it's ok the talking animals can't hurt you theyre not real

[@wildfire9280]

@@lordtachanka394 Just pointing this out but if you replaced this with virtually anything else and there'd be mass outrage.

[@jm5240]

When there's only 5 ragdolls left to use in gmod

[@Cheesemongle]

set ragdoll limit 999

[@belinskiparadox7687]

*chuckles* you mean the chaos emeralds?

[@jamesfinch6139]

I love in the background someone is saying "Mr president, put your hands up and turn around slowly"

[@callumgreen7544]

can we have new emrald pls

[@Gumfondle]

aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@coolblackeagle1063]

Makes sense he'd use it's power to alter the votes. Witch one does he have?

[@thegoatkingchannel2377]

Andy Betz to tell you the truth I bet both Hillery and Donald would have cheated if they could.

[@coolblackeagle1063]

They probably payed people to vote for them.

[@furiousfinch1587]

PLS

[@dickdastardly9209]

Stars don't twinkle the moon doesn't shine

[@KingHalbatorix]

stay woke america

[@TehComs]

to the perfect body the perfect existence

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

bada ba-ba-ba, i'm lovin' it

[@Chadmiral]

The moon actually reflects the Sun's light,which makes it *seem* like it produces its own light.

[@xxtheblockxx]

Birds don’t sing The wind doesn’t blow

[@sterlingfelker6295]

"My God, Someone call GUN !"

[@MrSuperbeast92]

Only a good guy with a GUN, can stop a bad guy with a GUN. - The Absolute Smartest Most Manly Man to Exist Ever in History

[@EntropicMalevolence]

"Why the fuck did we give a sentient hedgehog guns?"

[@oniwolfin9589]

@@EntropicMalevolence we didn't give him guns... he took them.

[@laudj_art]

Imagine this being the main plot of Sonic 3 Movie

[@taste5728]

Barack The President Vs Dr Robotrump staring with Hitailsry Knuckton

[@generictoast7678]

Taste STOP FOLLOWING MY XD

[@generictoast7678]

*me

[@generictoast7678]

Markus Kurg he is not a brony

[@TheBrawlUnit]

& Knuckles

[@taste5728]

TheBrawlUnit *NO* Gary JohnSilver Jill the Ba(s)tard EVector MChipMarine Darrell Creamstle

[@pantelisellinidis5956]

A new funny valentine gets send to the main world "Holy Corpse?" "You mean the chaos emeralds?" "I am going to assume you mean the chaos emeralds"

[@TDLambisA]

Now imagine if the chaos blast works in the same way that the complete spin energy

[@LocalJesusOnline]

Lol

[@jazzmusik2773]

Yay a part 7 comment! But hold on, could you imagine tusk with the same power as chaos control?

[@spider-manys2934]

@@TDLambisA lmao

[@pie6029]

I thought the video would be that

[@frozarburst6350]

That's a really good impression of Obama.

[@SirLoafOfBread]

It's November of 2024, and I still come back to this video every now and then lmao

[@bryanb9432]

I love the pokemon colosseum music in the background.

[@blakeslone9820]

I’m pretty sure it’s just the ONBS building’s theme. I don’t remember if it’s the same in XD and Colosseum, but yes, I love it.

[@redalien6326]

Obama would never do something like this iam crying n shaking rn

[@manspider1532]

He stone cold stole chaos emeralds from kids in Pakistan with drones. He totally would do something like this.

[@foximacentauri7891]

@@manspider1532 oh you want to get political? Trump took the caos emerald from the kids he put into cages, Bush took another caos emerald from the world trade center, and Nixon found out the location of one by spying on his political opponents. Checkmate Eggman.

[@phil2160]

@@manspider1532 Obama is still the best US president

[@joelow7879]

The way he does chaos control makes me laugh so much.

[@zekebeans674]

“It all starts with this... a gem containing the ultimate power” - President Obama Obamna

[@itisgooddaytobenotdead.5126]

Finally, Obamas last name

[@zekebeans674]

@@itisgooddaytobenotdead.5126 You’re welcome my child

[@scyfy2289]

KZbin recommendations are weird.

[@gollygod9687]

So, i see our recommended pages have brought us together once more.

[@dayvie9517]

and Knuckles

[@gildeddata2599]

Yep

[@ahmadkazan7994]

Indeed.

[@trumpeterjen]

I can't stop watching this video. It's somehow reassuring to experience the wacky nature of the Sonic franchise combined with the comforting tone of Obama's voice, like everything's going to be okay.

[@udrubudrub]

He sounds like he's preparing a heist with a very vague object in mind but the reward is pretty high and he will later betray you and your criminal gang

[@Sykroid]

Is the object a stand arrow? It sounds like a stand arrow

[@nero3910]

Looks like I'm not the only that can do Chaos Control with only one emerald

[@kukuruzayevhenii8764]

why did you piss on eggman's fuckin' wife

[@starentertainment-n4l]

Hiya faker

[@nero3910]

@@kukuruzayevhenii8764 reasons

[@fernandoguillenperez7686]

@@nero3910 Eggman pissed on the moon! It's destroyed from how hard he pissed it!

[@3.2187_Kilometres]

Did you find that damn fourth chaos emerald yet.

[@h0verman]

you are becoming blinded by memes SAVE YOURSELF BEFORE WOOD MAN TAKES YOU!!!!!!!1

[@spacedOutCreature]

nice.

[@plasma9706]

juice why wood man though he's literally a fucking robot that throws leaves at people

[@spacedOutCreature]

Look up SiIvagunner. That's why.

[@inblooks]

nice

[@h0verman]

wood man left a while ago stop reading this comment nerds

[@Xunkun]

*THIS* IS THE 8 MORE YEARS WE *REALLY* NEED!

[@sagemergamern]

Oh mysterious and mighty algorithm, I thank you for this blessing

[@MoistSquirrel38]

0:27 *He’s got the Chaos Emeralds!*

[@ezekieljacobs5978]

We're lucky he didn't say 'Electric Hedgehog Power'. Remember what happened the last time someone shouted that while holding a Chaos Emerald?

[@TXbird007]

Shhhhhh we are all trying to forget

[@jet100a]

Ezekiel Jacobs what happened? I think I am missing context lol

[@casualvanilla]

@@jet100a Look up Sonichu and Chris Chan. You're welcome.

[@jami.j2044]

It's just a green lemon relax.

[@thatonebaldheadedclassd1074]

Jami .J or a green frog DAT BOI

[@MrBravocado]

This video is recommended to me every year, and every year it never fails to make me laugh

[@stjnky6496]

Yes

[@abc_xyzthefirst9021]

0:10 their bigass pencils 😂

[@Jaxymann]

"I know emeralds, I have the best emeralds. There's nobody that knows emeralds better than me. Believe me."

[@LemoNanora]

Obama was Chaos in Strangers of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin all along

[@SkwurlOverlord]

Obama saying "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?" is now my favorite sentence

[@pinecone9619]

Did Obama actually say that?

[@Genowhirl70]

Yep Obama actually talked about the chaos emeralds during an actual press conference and actually used chaos control

[@sunbuYT]

Genowhirl70 One part me knows it's a joke but the other part of me wants to believe he actually likes/knows sanic.

[@ModernF]

Yes.

[@bbinguss]

Yes I saw it live

[@willfulton9276]

I believe so

[@gabe3634]

There's that damn FOURTH chaos emerald!

[@LightningSword13]

Heck yeah, Pokemon Gale of Darkness music. Any else played that GameCube game?

[@avatarwarmech]

LightningSword13 old man this game was a classic I had all the Pokemon on I even have the device that allow you to put the Pokemon from your Gameboy into the game unfortunately I can't find a Game Boy advance anymore and I also had a Gameshark and those are very very hard to come by

[@LightningSword13]

Robert Brown old man?

[@avatarwarmech]

LightningSword13 only 22 years old xD

[@LightningSword13]

Robert Brown lol when you said old man I thought u were calling me old

[@avatarwarmech]

LightningSword13 I'm sorry I was using text-to-speech I try to say oh man

[@LOREWITHBLAZER]

If you give him all seven he will turn SUPER OBAMA