Rebranded Mickey Mouse

[@khartoumist1031]

My father served in the Panera Bread Tactical Air Command (PBTAC). He lost his legs, but he still stands for the flag at every sporting event.

[@chrisbanister8192]

He’s got some strong leg stumps on him, what a brave Panerican hero!

[@Drawson663]

@@chrisbanister8192 Panerican💀💀

[@4ktrash4lyf]

Diabetes is a nightmare of illness. Thank God insulin prices🎉

[@FunkyAve69]

Thank him for service

[@aspicboat]

PBTAC is my favourite place in the USMCU

[@ugh5183]

i made someone sit down and watch this and they didnt find it funny and it was very painful for me.

[@aegisfate117]

You should have made them watch 103 fever. What the hell dude

[@ugh5183]

this was before 103 fever came out. you think that one is a better intro? @@aegisfate117

[@ugh5183]

@Ei-mx1we i learned the hard way

[@GeminautVA]

I still can't show my friends connor o malley, they have to stumble upon him themselves.

[@reggie8370]

Impossible. This and tim heideckers on cinema at the cinema is for people who walk that path

[@reallydarkevilguy]

Conner is a tortured genius

[@Sokommichklar]

So is Mickey Mouse.

[@lindboknifeandtool]

Have you seen his vines? It’s how I found him. He just screams at people on the street of a city. It’s mind melting funny if you watch it in chronological order

[@noahsabadish3812]

@@lindboknifeandtool ​ ​ Have you seen my mom? it’s how I was made. She just scream at me in a house in the suburb. It’s face meltingly sad if you think about it in chronological order

[@TreeFiddehSeven]

Suffering brings you closer to God.

[@vodkaboy]

@@lindboknifeandtool it's called direct action

[@tindahouse9051]

4:54 the idea of him accepting the first coke, then asking for 4 more is hilarious.

[@keard558]

He is addicted to cola #vanlife feces rig

[@mediumsyllables]

I’m literally never mentally prepared for these. I love it.

[@dogchaser520]

Best part is that it starts a bit slow and you're wondering how he's going to make this funny, and, "Oh, has Conner finally fallen off?" ... And then we're spun a tale of global scale. All from the dreams of one dreamer/twisted psychopath.

[@jaaaaaked]

I choked half to death at 10 different points throughout the short film. Truly content.

[@whatswiththisnewhandlesthing]

I've had this in my watch later list ever since it's uploaded and every time I'm going through I think "I don't think I'm ready". Finally about to just pull the trigger on it.

[@Ryan-so4xl]

this is the only thing im mentally prepared for

[@colinwritesthings7445]

This is a better encapsulation of American culture than you will find almost anywhere.

[@richardbeater8915]

You’re gay

[@TheThingsIHave]

This is why I come to KZbin, to get the real news. Thank you Connor for keeping us simple citizens informed.

[@vera02]

Illuminate the illusion of the illumination illuminated illuminati

[@michaelflynn6952]

"guilty of having weird ideas, and murder" this man is a comedic leader

[@RoxorTehCoxor]

Manslaughter.

[@DCGMatthew1]

It has felt like an eternity. I'm gonna count this as a late birthday present. Thanks Conner.

[@holysayingsofrobin4055]

Early birthday present for me.

[@managaming01]

March 16 for me so same 😂😂

[@IndustrialFan666]

Shit my birthday is right around the corner

[@Qwerm]

Happy late birthday!

[@BicycleFunk]

Me too because yesterday was a wash. Happy bday

[@GazongasUniversity]

United States military cinematic universe is a phrase I will now use in my day to day life

[@Lu_Cidtrip]

it's actually incredible how sophisticated this video is, this took a lot of work, props to you and your team Conner

[@urmumsbaps]

im an expert on mouse costumes, i can tell that the mouse costume here is extremely high end gear, your looking at at least 20k for that

[@XenomorphLV426]

Thank you, Raytheon

[@bobroberts2217]

When is the Endorphinport Skin coming out? You guys know?

[@bennybrewer99]

​@@urmumsbaps 20k? Are you forgetting a zero? Because they clearly broke the bank on this one, that's at least 250k. Can someone check this guys mouse costume credentials?

[@fingmoron]

​@@bennybrewer99 for real that's some pawn stars valuation. I'm assuming my guy wants to muddy the waters on the valuation so he can pick up this serious bit of kit for cheap.

[@backwood1277]

Perfectly captures the zeitgeist of the modern age.

[@DCGMatthew1]

I always expect these videos to get weird, but it's never failed to get funnier and weirder than I expected.

[@MH-oh1xs]

I never expected it to end in global nuclear war.... local nuclear war maybe, but never this

[@athelstaneofconingsburgh]

Connor has 1920s Boston dock worker genetics

[@christie2227]

"I got it. It's darker, like Euphoria."

[@myhatmygandhi6217]

A reference that will have gone over the heads of 90% of people watching this video.

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

​@@myhatmygandhi6217 It's also funny because of who said it.

[@StarmenRock]

"If you believe in your pitch, you're gonna confess."

[@lumburgapalooza]

I lost it when the LAPD detective jumped onboard with his idea.

[@sildinis]

Those traps are perfectly designed to capture Mickey-human hybrids.

[@spotthespy]

The interrogation room scene is pure gold.

[@zildjiandrummer1]

All of this was packed into 10 minutes. I'm so blown away by this whole vision and production for just a 10 minute youtube video. Mick Mouse is truly a hero of our time.

[@lindarolf1]

Just imagine the director's cut! Whoa!

[@goatpepperherbaltea7895]

It’s unironically inspiring

[@samlibutti]

Holy fuck the quality of this and how it just kept escalating and escalating was truly incredible. Conner needs his own tv show asap

[@noahsabadish3812]

he probably cant execute his vision under a network

[@MrNinjaone1]

@@noahsabadish3812 this video is all about how truth tellers like connar gets pre cancelled by network millionaires who work for mickey mouse type of billionaires who ruin nations

[@ryanoc4u]

There are more ideas in this 10 minute video than entire runs of tv shows. You are one of the best to ever do it, truly.

[@LetsReadPodcast]

O'Malley has the most jacked calves I've ever seen

[@wesdonovan821]

His body doesn't make sense. He looks like he was assembled in a lab from a few different people.

[@kingamity1985]

Why do you message underage girls, Joel

[@runningman55]

​@@kingamity1985yo what

[@dongliker]

And deltoids did you see em bulging through his suit? Gd!

[@JPGOTTBERG]

Years of running shit

[@ToxikBox]

This is pure proof that live action found footage is not just still alive and thriving but that found footage comedy is a viable and unexplored subgenre filled with potential. and that Mickey mouse should be rebranded for the new generations

[@adam_della]

honestly the most accurate portrayal of what the next century is going to look and feel like.

[@ivydinosaur]

"Instead of human having sex, it's either mouse or duck or goofy" Mouse, duck, goofy is my new rock paper scissor.

[@pineapplebaron2308]

A staggering amount of effort by a lot of people had to have gone into this. Well done everyone.

[@VGhlIHN1biBpbiB0aGUgbW9ybmluZw]

the 5 dr peppers on the table during the interrogation killed me

[@rigbogrambler9171]

The fact this is the first video we have of Connor in police custody is just a testament to his evasion skills as a rebranded Mickey Mouse

[@RMG06505]

This is a great commentary on the deconstructions of our favorite childhood characters, AND how good Walgreens Defense Force is at catching stuff like this.

[@DuchaneBros]

Every time you upload a video it pushes the boundaries of what I thought possible in both comedy and internet content. This was another masterpiece.

[@FlyingOverTr0ut]

Imagine being out and seeing Conner in his rebranded Mickey get up. It would be a true blessing.

[@CartoonishVillainy]

That would be so fucking trippy lol

[@lindarolf1]

I wonder if he could sneak into Disneyland to expose it's malignant underbelly.

[@EricT01]

Whenever I'm stressed or going through something bad, I think about Connor in his Mickey Mouse costume singing "Life is a highway." It gives me strength as I realize how everything is pointless.

[@IfYouInsist]

Hell yeah brother

[@dylanlee32]

Imagine going out for a nice walk and just running into this lmao

[@j.g.dangerfield3999]

don't threaten me with a good time!

[@brianyobbz497]

Ghosts and goblins are scared of him if they happen to be haunting the area

[@Drawson663]

At 2:18, I was imaging what it would be like to have seen that running down the sidewalk as I drove home from work. No one would believe me😂

[@XenomorphLV426]

I'd be beautiful

[@jkelsey555]

Nobody who ran into this ever saw daylight again

[@jesslovesrammstein]

The production value on this unhinged piece of artwork is absolutely outstanding

[@01narrator]

Better than any TV show to come out in years. Seriously get this man a team and a budget. The world will never be the same.

[@cliffgoodbye]

he's too powerful for tv

[@goatpepperherbaltea7895]

After watching this and being blown away with the production value I couldn’t help but think it’s some sort of rejected pilot but I prefer to imagine it’s a passion project he spent his life savings on

[@princessgarfi3ld]

@@goatpepperherbaltea7895 Oh man epic homemade pvc faeces rig BLEW MY MIND with prod value

[@LaLogic2]

@@princessgarfi3ld pvc feces rig changed my life

[@lmpnchi9416]

My guess, he enjoys writing for others, and earns the coin that allows him to do stuff like this. It's a solid career.

[@pompommerman9830]

This is like my third time watching this. It’s one of the best pieces of artwork of our time.

[@BobPagani]

That's the most work and technology I've ever seen put into an absurdist concept. Nice work, Conner.

[@Cheezy_Bunz]

I heard that Connor did an interview for a local christian radio station in Kentucky and he said that he prepared for this role by sleeping in many burrows (organic and man made) for 6-8 months. Pretty cool.

[@Dandaman999999]

I’m seeing this man live next month. I’m excited and a little scared…

[@96toyotacamry99]

I went and saw him a month ago. Best live comedy I’ve been to since Eric Andre. The man is absolutely electric, and perhaps a bit insane. 10/10

[@TheSethLarz]

Yeah can confirm, probably one the funniest stand-up shows I have ever been to.

[@KielbasaHolmes]

Saw him a month and a half ago. His tour bus is the pvc feces rig

[@Bob-kt6bi]

im seeing him prerecorded next month too, can't freaking wait

[@Straight90s]

@@KielbasaHolmes whatever happened to that pvc feces video??? I was lucky enough to see it in time then the next day it was gone

[@TheReidman22]

As a member of now disbanded Subway Fresh Fit Mechanized Battalion, I salute you, sir!

[@Dazen101]

This video is wild and honestly a genius work of absurdist art.

[@d00dl3SEd]

This film changed my life.

[@brandontinklenberg4584]

Loved seeing Rob Ford chilling with Mickey. Thank you king.

[@dietwaffles5907]

Man... Security camera angle shots, the CG, the police, I love the effort and quality. Very well done, I love the new Mickey

[@fenceyhen4249]

This is some of the greatest art I've ever seen

[@catfishstevens8173]

I honestly dont know how this doesn't have over a million views

[@lukejones7366]

Watch twice

[@ElonsDiamondMine]

My father served at the Battle of Quizno's. Thank you for this.

[@ethanbielby8125]

The guy who yells "my credit score is too low, I can't see my children" is the same guy who picks Connor up in the Antifa took over my local Burger King video lmao

[@BestFriendsGang]

Fierce dedication to redefining a beloved character. Thank you for your service and RIP

[@bagingo]

Genuinely some of the best satire of current culture in the US I’ve ever seen

[@HardBloodNelza]

This is very very high quality and effort content. This and really all of these videos need way more views.

[@doxskew2221]

Seeing goofy's arc of getting over porn addiction and accepting his adhd was extremely emotional. It reminded me of myself

[@madtitanbathos]

"Guilty of having weird ideas. And murder."

[@brunoarres1187]

Conner is one of the best content creators on this site and it isn’t even close. May he lead us to digital transcendence in the endorphin port.

[@TheHoundisdead]

Took me 3 rewatches to figure out that was actually Conner. The character walk was so mesmerizing I didn't even notice

[@XxxKefkaxxX]

Only Connor can produce in me a feeling of open laughter and existential dread, truly Sublime, like XHamster Proust talks about

[@ochrence]

absolutely no one else in the game mixing biting anti-consumerist satire and PCP fever dream nonsense this well - bravo as always Conner. snorted at the Hudson Yards callback

[@justinlinville3]

Who's coming to this after Mickey Mouse has entered the public domain lol

[@theunionargus2589]

This was exactly what I needed. Thanks Connor. ❤

[@antsweaters]

had to watch this masterpiece again

[@drphiI]

conner always rips pop culture to shreds and shows the rotten fungus and slime underneath. every character embodies a person whose entire life revolves around youtube shorts, instagram sigma male grindset memes, and snapchat news. i can't put into words the feeling his videos give me, but it's a perfect example of Theodore Adorno's criticism of the culture industry. capitalism already takes up our time through work, and takes even more of what's supposed to be our free time through manufactured entertainment [a great conner-related example being the times square joker thing he did during covid] truly, the best philosopher of our time

[@drphiI]

@@byaddingletters ok i will

[@kevinwang98]

i'm literally not even joking, i was reading adorno recently and i was thinking the exact same thing 😂😂, like showing the deification and fetishization of 'brands' and how literally people under capitalism treat brands and commodity almost religiously, another explicit example being his video 'Outlet Mall Special Ops' kzbin.info/www/bejne/rn3ceImAdrljaKM i'm glad that other people are also seeing that conner's comedy is actually an important fucking work of art hahaha; i really think his videos can be described as what adorno described in his essay 'on committment' as 'autonomous' art that becomes its own animal to sincerely create new values, as opposed to an explicitly 'committed' art that simply reacts to existing social structures and not necessarily creates.

[@drphiI]

@@kevinwang98 the hudson yards video is another great example of that in action!

[@kevinwang98]

@@drphiI oh shit! i remember that video, for some reason i think the video is no longer on the channel though 😭

[@dirtfriend]

bring back the irish mob

[@leddmask]

I cannot express how much I appreciate Conner. Dude really caters to my fucked sense of humor. So brave of someone to finally shine a light on the imminent Disney Wars.

[@twinsinthecorner]

Really glad to see Disney turning over a new leaf and Supporting our Troops! Whether they're Panera Bread Tactical Squads or the Walgreens Special Forces, these brave men and women work tirelessly - both domestically and abread - to ensure that we have unlimited bread bowls and endless soup options, as well as a wide variety of tactical, cosmetic products!!! I'll rest easy tonight knowing I have the freedom to enjoy a soup and sandwich combo from the safety of my Buick Enclave! God Bless You Mickey!

[@reagenbrooks]

You could write a 50 page essay on all the different levels of irony and humor displayed in this video. It still wouldn't be nearly enough to capture what we just witnessed.

[@sbef]

You can tell it's Conner in a costume from his Olympic powerlifter calves

[@Bayarearat]

I need Paul Verhoeven to see this

[@treyebillups8602]

I was part of the Walgreens Defense Force unit that extracted the rebranded Mickey Mouse from Disney World. It was a close call at the start, the transport choppers came under heavy fire from enemy anti-aircraft guns on the heights and we had to go back and wait for the Panera Bread Tactical Air Command to take out the guns with JDAMs. But thankfully it was smooth sailing from there, we had the Mickey Mouse in the chopper just 23 minutes later and we were out with only 3 friendly casualties. I’m glad to have been part of the team that saved a national hero’s life.

[@kinoepigrafe]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE SIR, GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS REBRANDED MICKEY MOUSE

[@CH1EFBL1TZ]

​@@kinoepigrafe this raid was sponsored by the 2016 Chevy Malibu. Thank you Chevy and Panera Bread.

[@chimpmaster]

I didn't know I needed this new rebranded version of Mickey Mouse, but I do

[@carstenpfundt]

THE OG FOOTAGE IS OFFICIALLY ONE YEAR OLD TODAY THANK YOU WALGREENS DEFENSE FORCE

[@bigblargh]

Absolutely incredible video considering the amount of moving parts. Just amazing. Thank you Conner!

[@sammyhi123]

One of my favorite Connor O'Malley sketches of all time.

[@martyrmayne]

The stutter step he does at 2:28 when almost getting hit by the car fucking kills me

[@RobBrulinski]

absolutely bonkers story progression

[@dumb_as_rocks]

feel like david foster wallace would have appreciated this

[@wolfcatwithagun]

My wife hates it when I show her this. Maybe I shouldn't play it nine times a day, but this is important.

[@alextomahawk139]

This should be a show on discovery+

[@dominantasmr578]

Holy shit this was incredible. That beginning part in the woods is especially haunting and I don't think I'll be forgetting it anytime soon.

[@noahsabadish3812]

hes doing some crazy stuff with his vocal chords

[@tuanjim799]

Yeah, the part where he’s like hunched over ranting about the demon-angel spawn is like some truly scary, tortured, schizophrenic word salad lol.

[@Mr_NoFaceDoe]

This one is so god damn good thank you

[@amenmane]

this is genuinely one of the funniest videos I've seen on this platform in a long long time. Great work buddy.

[@AllianceOG]

I'm almost 28 years old and this is the greatest video I have ever stumbled upon

[@NG..]

We need a Conner O’Malley “Life is a Highway” compilation

[@mummynapkin.]

okay this dude is already a classical king for this. we need more of conner this has novelty and hilarity to it's soo good

[@miepmaster25]

You are one of the funniest men alive. I keep going back and watching your video about Bill and the bike talkshow, I watch the whole thing every time.

[@jacklfitz]

Watching this full volume no headphones in the parking lot of the olive garden

[@TarletonsLegion]

Connor. You are the best of the best. I hope to see more of your mad genius content soon. Love from England.

[@jasperdoggydude]

this was amazing, thank you Coner, Jasen, Regie, Mackenzy, Jony, Jery, Nate, Danie, and Rick. you were all

[@thehashpuppy]

Leaving a comment to support this channel! Great stuff! 😂 and great work!

[@Bob-kt6bi]

production value was insane on this one

[@JamesTheAxeThrower]

I love this channel man please never stop randomly uploading every year / few months it always breaks me out of whatever bad mood I’m in.

[@CodyFancyPants]

"Because I used the computer at Best Buy to find you!" 😂😂😂

[@Sarajevo_1999]

This is the best KZbin film I’ve ever seen

[@ActuallyDarcy]

These videos are exactly how my head feels 24/7

[@jaredmarshall9439]

Thank you Conner. Some of the best content on the internet.

[@dildswagginz3408]

ive watched this so many times its so good why dont my friends understand how good it is lmao they think im so fkn weird

[@shaan702]

This is high art… in the sense that it makes you feel like you’re high.

[@tylerlyons4943]

Jesus where has this man been my whole life? I’m about to go down this rabbit hole

[@TheSearcheronYT]

this was top tier. you need a feature film.

[@qpqqppqqqpppqqqqppppqqqqqppppp]

this is probably the best video ever made

[@_Itchy_Bones_]

This may just be the best video on KZbin

[@TurtleeyTY]

The implications of the Chinese spy surveillance mixed in with all the other CCTV lol

[@daikucoffee5316]

He did it for the same reason that the Joker uses a knife.