Reading Simp Comments #5

[@jimmyjohn8285]

Me, my wife, and her boyfriend all agree that the first guy was just pathetic.

[@tra6lxrd219]

brooo had to read that twice lol

[@unconfusedconfusion2971]

“Me *MY*Wife and *HER BOYFRIEND* all agree that the first guy was pathetic.” Anything wrong here?

[@alancross5838]

@@unconfusedconfusion2971 Nope move along nothing to see here.

[@beastmaster415]

Pfpfpfpf😂🤣

[@kingclampz6081]

Jimmy John 🤣

[@quitsted2097]

If KZbin bans the word simp just change the name to, "Reading Eugene comments."

[@keegang9599]

Simp != Eugene

[@BigBangAttack-mt6pz]

Let me catch my son bending his knee to his corporate overlords

[@parklife27]

youtube cant stop this series bro, the only thing that can stop it is the simps/eugenes themselves

[@sjmilla9009]

@@keegang9599 simp == eugene //*

[@Anthony-fr5om]

birdman should do a collab with optimus

[@scarfblade5884]

“What’s the word for it, self hating men?” *We call them traitors.*

[@Shobbob894]

We need to call the simp olive on them.

[@Shobbob894]

Police*

[@whyjon2990]

i read this as he said it lol

[@kingclampz6081]

Scarfblade ? Agreed

[@karmicodstadvocates_of_kar3063]

execute Order 66

[@ITSANANAGRAM]

I was about to give my rent money to Pokimane and use the Starbuck's wifi to watch the streams but Birdman uploaded

[@waleed-un3wk]

😂😂😂

[@nivvs8095]

that starbucks wifi built differnet

[@Onepieceistheworstfuckinganime]

You are not good enough my brother, I sold one of my organs to give her money and now im thinking about selling most of my shit to even top that Maybe she'll give me attention if I give her every single thing that I have lol

[@afriking]

@@Onepieceistheworstfuckinganime she read my donation once. i bet she wants me so bad, but all my friends call me a simp. i only donated $500 that's not simping

[@kingclampz6081]

GoaTChickeN 22 lolll

[@dillonshootsguns2758]

1:06 he thought he was the “Only Fan”

[@richfv829]

😭😭😭😭😭😭👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

[@dillonshootsguns2758]

Braden Walter lmao kinda true doe

[@dillonshootsguns2758]

Rich Fdz 😂😂😂

[@the_seer_0421]

Dude... XD

[@noahross3642]

Lol

[@carsinmars9446]

That first guy handled being finessed really well to be fair

[@A1-_-]

lmao he just a little slow

[@ironduke5058]

But he got the spirit 😂

[@XYKelseyyy]

It was you huh

[@Prodixy]

**The only Simp comments or Simping that I do is for Birdman**

[@Shady-up5cz]

Getting close my man

[@Prodixy]

@@Shady-up5cz haha yea ik buddy lol

[@itsjustme5097]

We bouta squeeze it them tight cheeks a haha

[@JimBob-eg7vq]

Simp

[@NLTops]

Congratulations on coming out. A gay simp is still a simp.

[@Joemama-ip8di]

Birdman: sorry I haven't uploaded in a week Optimus: Pathetic

[@ecoblitz3655]

They sound so alike too

[@Rudgged]

Lol

[@TyBiNZ]

@@ecoblitz3655 iklike its not normal how they sound so similar

[@BLANK-ux1bt]

XoneMad Aye i just started watching him like last week and i thought they sounded dead alike too

[@shinski8114]

birdman is better

[@archer4514]

Lemme catch my son simping during the riots and pandemic of 2020

[@caffreydavis218]

FaZe Archer What if I simped for some ass?

[@UrMe666]

Caffrey Davis still simping

[@pedrito2796]

Caffrey Davis It’s a fake simp, but still a simp. Thats a issue. Imma go with you are but you’re walking on a thin like of grey that tilts both ways

[@BoogalooBoy]

Plandemic, time to arm up, we're gettin' ready to ride the wave.

[@theoutkasts8720]

@@UrMe666 Not if you GET that ass. I would call that a Mission Accomplish. If you lose then yeah, quit simping it ain't good if you don't get it.

[@Tegridyvs]

“Men are the reason for all the worlds problems” Men are also the reason why the world developed as good as it did.

[@nssherlock4547]

First part: Never said ever by a man. Second part: This, men know.💪👍

[@ARandomPerson--]

@KingM nah, it's just that women weren't meant to lead😒 and men had to take care of it themselves😑.

[@caleb7551]

@@ARandomPerson-- Nice job blaming an entire sex

[@Dankestkey]

@@ARandomPerson-- lmao you right

[@Gary-ms2zk]

We only thrived in innovations.

[@JustinStinoStamosZamora42]

You know what they say: "Simpin' ain't easy!" Yeah it is. That's why they do it.

[@TheGreenYoutuber]

I don't know man working so you can have $1000 to give to a e-thot isn't that easy

[@UltraGamma25]

@@TheGreenKZbinr True

[@TheGreenYoutuber]

@@UltraGamma25 I mean I can't even save up $500 to buy the laptop I want but simps are just giving thousands of dollars away just to talk to girls

[@thierry1026]

@@TheGreenKZbinr with credit you can give money you don't have.

[@JustinStinoStamosZamora42]

@@TheGreenKZbinr 😂

[@DisgustingGravy]

Lemme catch my son tipping $200 and not even getting the good stuff.

[@onetrucksizedsalmon2962]

Just got to teach your son which street corner to go to

[@vane909090]

Commandment #11: "Thou shalt not simp."

[@Solonoface42]

SAMUEL OBASA amen

[@Solonoface42]

SAMUEL OBASA aMEN

[@AppL12334]

Am-fricking-en

[@caleb7551]

"18: And the Lord said unto Moses 'Thou shalt not commit simpery'

[@GingerZombie29]

Preach it, brother.

[@ilovefuzzycats]

Birdman we need more post it’s kinda dry over here

[@ForgedInValhalla]

He is lazy

[@masonfrank931]

@@ForgedInValhalla no, greatness always takes time

[@ForgedInValhalla]

poppa mase he is lazy now, because years ago he would post daily and the vids would be funnier.

[@ToxicGam3r02]

Use some Lube

[@Dycewyfe]

Ben Shapiro bruh don’t you have Palestinians to genocide, what are you doing here

[@RogueSniperGaming]

Y’all out here paying $200 for feet pics but will walk past a homeless person and not even glance his way

[@johnharris7756]

That's what happens when woman raises a boy instead of a man, raising a man.

[@warturtleprime4480]

Facts,their all little mamas boys

[@ZillaWitDaFade]

My mother was a gender equalist and told me if a girl don’t treat you with respect the same goes back to her it’s not about being a mommas boy it’s about common sense although the majority is

[@johnharris7756]

@@ZillaWitDaFade Some mother's raise their son to be a man. Some mother's raise their son to be a pathetic boy. Not saying a "woman" can't raise a man, but to do so, she must understand that women and men are different, therefore require different teachings. You can't raise your son the same way you raise your daughter, if you do, it won't be a man!

[@ZillaWitDaFade]

john harris your right

[@ChefSosaa]

Damn these eugenes really falling for the ol mass dm

[@ChefSosaa]

Snake yeah back from my practical lesson in cockology

[@p_campbell]

These guys ain't been coached. No game.

[@ronaldreaganthegoat3828]

Johnny sins yes my fellow virgins?

[@ronaldreaganthegoat3828]

@Some Guy yes yyes I watched another one of your piece of arts today

[@ChefSosaa]

Some Guy nah personally I think your one is much better

[@lautheimpaler4686]

I'm missing the Eugenes.

[@ThePatriot2]

Word, back then, he was a Eugene hunter

[@Lt.Dan210]

We need a Simps vs. Eugenes special...

[@kingclampz6081]

Lau XI fr

[@zazzyboy8592]

You know it’s getting bad when you’re missing the Eugenes

[@gave_]

Birdman’s thumbnail game been strong recently

[@mr.rollercoasters]

Always been strong

[@SSNebula]

I'm a "Simp"le man, I see birdman, I just "Simp"ly click

[@broskiyeets1599]

"Simp"le enough

[@anakinskywalker921]

broski yeets very “simp” listic

[@tylercole1547]

Might aswell have just called this video "Reading Twitch Staff comments"

[@walterdaconceicao3538]

W

[@zetherium9475]

This may be, the best comment ever.

[@ZimaBlue123]

Wow, so true.

[@DynamicUnreal]

Some men’s desperation knows no bounds.

[@knyx9913]

People need to stop giving strangers money.

[@RomanSoldier-]

Homeless people????

[@ThunderSlav]

Gib money

[@G3RM3X617]

😥 I want free money I have no tits but will any of you donate to me

[@Dombom636]

Fast food places?

[@p_campbell]

Titty bar employees' ??

[@thellytholdtheathellth5278]

"Self hating men" is the equivalent of chicks who "don't hang out with other girls cuz it's too much dRaMa"

[@varnix1006]

the "I'm different from other girls" chick.

[@floowzer7067]

people say this as meme but i was literally on the hub then left cuz birdman uploaded lmaooo

[@devonjackson6551]

Same

[@aaronkobain]

it be like that

[@buddy3007]

Ur gay

[@floowzer7067]

@@username113 i was mid fap lmaoo but birdman is priority lol

[@blackfazos4202]

@@floowzer7067 you still hard?

[@godssons6979]

Her: baby I promise you’re the only guy I’m talking to Also Her:

[@obiwankenobi661]

also her: **buying a new car after a month on onlyfans**

[@king.apocalypse4357]

Was gonna donate to pokimane until I was homeless but birdman uploaded

[@vapingghosts2649]

XD

[@pimb160]

Imagine paying for pictures, and then tipping when you get an actual picture.

[@staryucheny6698]

The 10 minutes of bliss is finished, back to 2020 boys

[@gps_pie328]

I don’t want to go back!😩

[@BigBangAttack-mt6pz]

@@gps_pie328 Stop simping for birdman, at least till he privately dms you with a pic of his game room setup ✋😩✋

[@explicitwalrus6489]

Good meme

[@shanechannel7066]

My dad likes to scream at jars of mayonnaise when we go shopping.

[@marcusholloway1147]

Simp should be gender neutral do cuz I've seen half my class skimping for the popular dude

[@gavandonovan4829]

Ah yes. A new episode of “The White Knights and the Quest for Coochie”

[@burnttoaster6313]

Hahahah wtf

[@basselahmed6891]

this should be the title

[@smilewidestudios8589]

Harvy dent his fricking Richard

[@michaelvargas8656]

Yo we early, no simps allowed here

[@Tsukioka-]

I have smal pp tho

[@jerimiahhartzell4717]

oof

[@What____778]

GiGa Grenade bruh

[@michaelvargas8656]

@Andrew Evans honestly, I put this as my profile picture in like 7th grade and idk how to change it. And watching anime doesn't make you a simp G, not sure if you know what a simp is

[@Tsukioka-]

@Andrew Evans shut

[@disposable_hero1725]

7:17 The Dude did a typo, #ImWithHer is meant to be #ImStalkingHer.

[@dinamite6396]

Remember boy's, the "y" in your girl is silent. Just a friendly reminder Edit- i know i can't spell

[@koshisaur7850]

Wha-

[@WrathOW]

Indeed, It is y"our" girl ;-)

[@NotAStormin]

Is this supposed to be communist joke

[@Ty-kz5np]

@@NotAStormin your name says everything

[@Transit0422]

Dinamite 639 ah, greetings fellow communist

[@huntmine2343]

The "Get a load of this Simp" meme had me dead😂☠️

[@ampedbass5760]

i’ll admit it 😩 i’m a simp for birdman... as soon as i see a new vid i click.

[@aneural]

He do be thicc 😳

[@LeBronyaJames]

The only simping we'll allow

[@frplcyclic]

it's almost hard to believe these tweets actually came from a man LMAO

[@jasoncrocker881]

Let me catch my son simping during the apocalypse

[@Joker-no1fz]

better be graping or disown him.

[@lizardperson9648]

Looks like the meat is back on the menu.

[@onetrucksizedsalmon2962]

“Son what do you mean you gave away the rest of the ammo”. “But dad, she was hawt”. “Look son I have one more bullet, hold still”

[@daidzych6844]

" this is the worst year ever" :Stays home play games and received stimilus checks

[@DanielGonzalez8]

The way you pronounced “via” makes me soft.

[@grimgamer24]

What's the timestamp? I might have missed it

[@caseybarrett8352]

I thought that was how you say it

[@cadenpadua]

@@grimgamer24 1:11

[@cadenpadua]

@@grimgamer24 I got you bro

[@jovannydavila972]

Casey Barrett I hear a lot of people say it vee-ah, including myself.

[@prestonb.7592]

"No fat dudes in the world" My body: Aight Imma head out

[@some88]

The Battle of the Little Bighorn, fought on June 25, 1876, near the Little Bighorn River in Montana Territory, pitted federal troops led by Lieutenant Colonel George Armstrong Custer (1839-76) against a band of Lakota Sioux and Cheyenne warriors.

[@insertoriginalyoutubeusern6229]

And....

[@deuceparker6921]

thanks for the info mate

[@jadendavis2538]

Custer died at the end of that battle.

[@insertoriginalyoutubeusern6229]

@@jadendavis2538 thanks

[@jadendavis2538]

@@insertoriginalyoutubeusern6229 No problem

[@kitanat9944]

I was literally thinking of a joke using “The Simpsons” the moment I heard the word simp

[@SDGFK]

No simps allowed into the treehouse

[@CandyBoy]

It's good to see still have humor like this and also content. That's what I try to follow in my vids

[@ihavetowait90daystochangem67]

From Exterminating Eugenes to Scalping Simps, this man right here changed a lot in less than a year

[@jayfarias8440]

Trey Yert Queen?

[@BigBangAttack-mt6pz]

@@jayfarias8440 Comrade Stalin?

[@explicitwalrus6489]

I wouldn’t say he changed personally he’s just found the new spawn point

[@shanechannel7066]

My gender friends love birdman

[@neggroid___7215]

Simps are just Eugenes evolved

[@emfresh8348]

Just got blocked on Twitter because I called out a simp....bruh this makes it 10x more funnier

[@kevinglazier8950]

Keep fighting the good fight

[@herbo3437]

@@kevinglazier8950 when one dog aint enough and two is to low its Threee dawg

[@Showzstarz]

damn that 3rd one killed me, just imagine a simp addressing you as buddy. boii you better call me the man

[@pimpstickmafia3997]

I was about to simp over pokimane but birdman uploaded

[@kh2b573]

Still simp lol

[@Joker-no1fz]

in reality there are quite a few chicks as good looking as her or more so at bars that will smash you if you know what to say and are a 7 or higher. even if you are 6. other places besides bars too.

[@turdle.]

Itachi Tech Talk nah most girls at bars nasty asf and poke and still gon be better than 99%

[@shanechannel7066]

I tipped a girl $700 to watch her eat a sandwhich

[@Joker-no1fz]

@@turdle. i dunno there are hot chicks everywhere bro and she is not even that hot look her up without makup.

[@yokuzo11]

When Birdman says "Wait we're not even done yet" u might wanna pause and go get a glass of ice cold water to keep yourself from collapsing from the amount of laughter your body is about to produce

[@tylerhorton460]

Thumbnail is pure art

[@chadev9748]

You know shit gonna slap when it starts with the reverse fade and “Alright guys”

[@mr.ditkovich3672]

Let me catch my son being this early

[@motives3008]

You're profile pic goes well with this comment.

[@xxxilluminate5754]

Let me catch my son being late with rent

[@jjuicy_wee_wee3800]

Let me catch my son being this unoriginal.

[@masterkenobi2119]

Rent?

[@bigk4872]

You'll get your rent when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!

[@haroldandmod]

“It’s never personal on Onlyfans, just business” wtf lmaooooo

[@egotrips4810]

"The Simps-ons" Damn I had no idea a show I watched as a child was full of simps

[@jake3523]

You didn't, you see the joke is that he edited the photo so that it only showed the "simps" in The Simpsons. Its a fun play on words

[@lincschlem23]

“2020 is the craziest year I’ve been alive for.” I’ll drink to that 🍺🍷🍸🍹🍾🥃

[@JeremiahDouglas]

birdman stretching for that 10 minutes=)

[@kappapride7138]

Just to sum up what happend the 5th time

[@arandomwalk]

More uploads please we’re dying of boredom

[@mason11198]

These people make me legitimately sad... how can I respect them if they don't even attribute an ounce of respect to themselves?

[@mason5742]

Just got dropped by my girl thank god birdman uploaded so i can cheer up now

[@canuckjet]

7:27 “SIMPle” Alright I’ll head for the door now

[@violentabrahamlincoln1395]

Simps are just Eugenes but on their final phase

[@loughlinpagnucci8182]

7:02 it was someone saying if women should get more of a stimulus than men because of the wage gap, 4% said yes, 96% said no

[@charlesb2996]

Thank you, I was confused what he was saying that about.

[@WrathOW]

Let me catch my son writing simp comments

[@nickbh15]

That first story LMAOOOOO omg that simp is extraordinary

[@calmdownbruh8518]

World is ending a dudes still find time to simp smdh.

[@Cast-oi8nz]

on the second one, I'm still not convinced its a man who would insult their own gender

[@deehiblemcnuggfet4417]

I forget this man has over 1 million subs. I been here since the jarl days. And where my Nina fans at?

Here my broth A

[@lycaon7871]

It seems so long ago

[@explicitwalrus6489]

aim bou what’s good bro i just graduated and watched this nigga since the eighth grafe

[@gruccigang0587]

Great to hear your voice man.

[@dominiccoscarelli305]

Jesus. These dudes will always be alone or he'll be a sugar daddy with out the benefits.

[@elroysworldFR]

Your simp series is Boss!! Literally wait for this!! Keep it up.

[@camts03]

As soon as I got the noti I had to get off the hub

[@klaudijusgrinius5159]

Can we just get a second to appreciate the gameplay

[@stebeware]

Thumbnail: The Simps Me: Yes

[@dieseltyme]

5:45 He used the word "peeps" 😂 yo, that's gotta be a troll. If not on Twitter then he lives under a bridge in real life 🤣

[@seekndstroy8554]

I legit was just focusing on the warzone gameplay

[@thebiggestbruhmoments69]

As a simp documenter myself, it's good to see advanced information

[@closegripbenchpress489]

6:59 the guy has 7 hearts and 39 comments so you know he got destroyed

[@mason11198]

Simps are never satisfied until they give away all their dignity. It's a sad life and I hope one day they may be fixed.

[@loganrichardson7493]

Can we here the "let me catch my daughter"

[@jjuicy_wee_wee3800]

@@account-2239 I think he was joking himself.

[@ava.and.jasper]

*"OnlyFans isn't personal, it's business."* yup.

[@Evo4726]

React to “ I got hugged by a girl”

[@TRUTHTELLER-zy4iz]

That can't be a real video bro. Tell me you're lying

[@Evo4726]

TRUTHTELLER1167 5111 it’s. Real video big dawg 😂

[@MikhaelAhava]

Is it on KZbin or something else?

[@Evo4726]

MiguelPpM KZbin

[@MikhaelAhava]

@KIRITO ! I saw it yesterday and he sounds sad, I feel bad for him.

[@TheManlyVIK]

Got to watch this before KZbin takes it down.

[@kamerongreen7633]

Let me catch my son not liking Birdman

[@lagroad]

My reaction to that typewriter essay would have been “hope she sees this bro”

[@onimodpl]

if yt bans "simp", use "smip"- nobody would find the difference and yt can't demonetize u because of that.

[@afroboyg4657]

they got fnaf now

[@AppL12334]

@@afroboyg4657 use nfaf

[@albertoh1753]

I hope to land on the simp hall of fame in Birdman videos

[@agwua6794]

I named myself Eugene on modern warfare bro every match I get made fun of for being named Eugene because they actually think my name is Eugene and it’s the funniest shit ever lmao

[@Josh_17]

R3 is your friend. Hit that shit as soon as I get in a lobby. Mainly because I’m in EU and get matched with French players so often, and I don’t want to hear no baguette talking.

[@Tiznado]

I just searched it up, and it’s true, the word “simp” on twitch is considered bullying or harassment and gets taken down.

[@tris9111]

plot twist: birdman makes all of this for content & views 😔

[@kenofdarkmachines8415]

They think they are special for free ice cream but everyone getting that ice cream. Free ice cream for everyone

[@ethanthiele9284]

You need to do a collab with Optimus, it's be very cool.

[@zombiefighterof1987]

I don't think Optimus Prime has time to talk about simps and shit

[@deviljho4260]

Red hot Keys why would a talking robo truck collab with a bird man talking about simps?

[@ethanthiele9284]

Ain't sure if y'all joking but Optimus is a youtuber with very similar content to Birdman.

[@zombiefighterof1987]

@@ethanthiele9284 I was joking but i honestly had no clue who Optimus is

[@kingobsidian6941]

I always thought optimus sounded like birdman

[@k1ruki197]

I swear to god i cloud listen you talking about drying paint for hours and you would still make it interesting

[@Marcbruuh]

Was about to upload a „POKIMANE MOANING/HOT MOMENTS“ compilation but Birdman uploaded

[@ROMBomb001]

Hahaha! Just discovered this 'Simp series' of yours. Thank you for doing the Lord's work!

[@iihunter9906]

why I am getting ads if this video is demonetized... edit: so youtube is like let's make money from this video without giving a cent of it...

[@zackmags2458]

My power turns on after being out for hours. Bird man posts. I watch.

[@_blakep]

The excitement when you see the notification

[@tyrantloose1949]

Not even 2 mins in and I already had enough stupidity for the week

[@Based-Cat88]

Let me catch my son writing simp comments !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@demonwolf348]

Funnily enough I was looking to see what your thoughts were on the shit going on and saw no video Then about an hour later you came out with this, Thanks bro

[@ethanbrown2978]

Birdman the only one to make being a friendzoned simp seem like a good tradeoff