Omid Djalili 2018

[@keyvangeula7807]

This was, in my humble opinion, a class A+++++ comedy. No obscenity, no insult or humiliation of another person, many complex and thought provoking twists and turns of the mind, and most successful elevation of the heart and elicitation of belly laughs all around. Thanks Omid for a most intelligent comedy delivery.

[@graniteboys9189]

except for the Kardashians

[@denzy5773]

Wasn't that funny. Maybe keep opinions to yourself.

[@moal1765]

@@denzy5773 my nigga

[@bigkakabird4683]

@@denzy5773 That's because you are ghetto

[@Kameleonic]

Precisely correct!

[@leiwulong2976]

Very clean, very professional, very topical, perfectly tailored for the audience. Omid still got it.

[@johnstitt2615]

Pretty sharp.

[@VahidGovahi]

Cound not be more agreed

[@plejady]

you technically stupid

[@curiousdilettante396]

In short, definitely not American comedy

[@terrymckenna3382]

Also...... Very average

[@6Sigmax]

Intelligent humor without any profanities. Brilliant, mate!

[@johnmc3862]

Lol no profanities with the Royals.

[@misbahailia3345]

I wish he'd do more comedy without profanity.

[@humanforotherhumans]

Max, look at his audience.

[@brenttwilson]

What's the fucking problem with profanities?

[@strixgaming4271]

There should be some kind of standard for comedy without profanities

[@mackay4740]

I live in Australia and we just don't get enough of this man. Brilliant!!

[@petertunks3970]

I once served him in a bank that I worked in. Absolute gentleman, he was so chuffed that I recognised him and did'nt ask for ID when he cashed a cheque.

[@TheMacrobianSomali]

A friend of mine is asking haw much in 'is acunt? Fyi we are NOT nigerians eee

[@mb8kr]

@@TheMacrobianSomali brilliant, you nailed it.

[@samsharifi5586]

good job, you made your decision

[@SayedI313]

You should have asked for his ID. After he asks why, you should have said, "I MADE MY DECISION"

[@macforme]

Peter Tunks: Oh Oh... you handed over Omid's money to a brilliant impressionist.

[@Jamminn555]

Omid at his finest. Murdered it in front of Prince Charles and the London audience. Fantastic set.

[@mojtabahatami5764]

I think i'm watching this for the tenth time and i still find it hilarious.

[@arsenalmanic]

we got the same surname. :) Don't know if related or not.

[@anothergoogleuser4915]

Could it possibly be because you've made your decision ? I made my decision to wait over a year to make this statement.

[@kamruzbari0103]

Same here, its hilarious everytime you watch it.

[@user-vc4wj3zc9j]

Same

[@mastiffmama6008]

Me also

[@rosieposie2331]

“I haven’t got time for your applause” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@anothergoogleuser4915]

Why what did I do ?

[@shamsudahiruibrahim5642]

Well, am afraid you have to bear with me for I MADE MY DECISION!!!

[@paiaam]

I'm ethnically Iranian, but I was born and raised in the UK. So, technically that makes me Ukrainian!

[@AdultThirdCultureKid1971]

PYM JBZ That got a belly laugh from me! 😂😂😂

[@waismalik]

That is an old joke.. not funny anymore..

[@tenhirankei]

It's spelled UKranian! A minor difference that can be missed.

[@baharehsaleh500]

😂😂

[@ginjaneihsiel3022]

Scrolled down the comment section be watchin the video . Now the fun is gone 😕

[@ghoshneh]

To be a distinguished comedian is one thing, to perform like that in less than 7 minutes coming up with something which could be watched over and over again making you laugh each time, is another thing!

[@theliberalthinker3308]

Really unbelievable to fit that many jokes!!

[@peroperic1080]

Who are the people who gave thumbs down for this tight, spotless act?? Kardashians?

[@souls.7033]

THEY HAVE MADE THEIR DECISION

[@Mrbobinge]

Downers. It's the usual 2-5% of morons in any crowd. They can't help it, have some empathy. Men in white coats are on the way.

[@nicecronic7625]

Soul S. Aha they made there decision

[@MrDaiseymay]

@@Mrbobinge then keep politics OUT, he should have known better, the idiot.

[@Sir.K2]

😂

[@iainmac462]

Seen him live 2 years ago, nearly popped a testicle laughing so much!!

[@Jaydcoke]

Popped a testicle? Should I ask 'whose?'

[@MrJav7w]

The best, no swearing, non offensive, you can watch with the family, even HRH is laughing, this is real comedy

[@rayoconnor8353]

One of the best routines ever , Omid you nailed it man! Respect from Ireland 🇮🇪

[@9shazad]

Wasn’t going to watch this but.............. I MADE MY DECISION

[@katesteventon5296]

shazlfc ronaldo read this before he got to that bit, and I was like wtf!?!?

[@9shazad]

Kate Steventon lmao u was probs thinking what’s he on about 🤣🤣🤣

[@muhammadmustafiz8040]

You did it wrong. They followed through with their decision 😵

[@singhajs]

Yes you made a good one

[@abdulazizyalahow3238]

shazlfc ronaldo Hahahaha

[@quantummath]

4:30 That "Ivy" joke was priceless :-D

[@theliberalthinker3308]

That was a great joke. I love this guys material.

[@marvaff6878]

Lol that was gold

[@joshuaclark4660]

I think it's based off an old joke, something like "My grandad was telling me about these new memory pills he takes. He told me "They're really good, i can't remember what they're called. What's the name of that flower? With red petals?" "A gyranium?" "nono, the other one, with the horns" "A Rose?" "that's it..a rose...ROSE??? WHAT ARE MY MEMORY PILLS CALLED?"

[@vaclav_fejt]

I immediately thought how that joke could translate into Czech...and I'd use řůže/Růža (rose/Rose - that's the only plant-based name that works in Czech. Not Ivy, Petunia...not even Margaret.)

[@quantummath]

😅😅😅 That's a good one @@joshuaclark4660

[@greyfield6828]

This is perfect. No profanity, pure and intelligent comedy.

[@jermainelong1843]

Very solid set - no weak jokes at all👏👏😁

[@jzolghadr]

Jermaine Long except for the first 5 minutes

[@stofferrussell]

The one about making noises when you’re older is a Billy Connolly classic.

[@brandyf1932]

"THAT is the Prince of Wales." Ha ha, love it!! Classssy!

[@achatterjee14]

Brilliant.. Polished and clean and delivered fantastically

[@guneetaga994]

Mr Chatterjee are you in India?

[@urinater]

achatterjee14 he’s not Polish

[@achatterjee14]

@@guneetaga994 yup

[@plejady]

you technically stupid

[@Kelveron]

Omid Djalili, the great Ukrainian comic! :)

[@IamSuperEffective]

@@SohailAhmedKT It's literally a joke Omid makes in the first few minutes of this video. Eveyrone knows he's Iranian.

[@SohailAhmedKT]

@Check YO Self thank you for ur enlightened comments

[@motnosniv]

Except he isn't Ukrainian

[@siyavashking289]

he is an iranian ....my country @@motnosniv

[@motnosniv]

@@siyavashking289 l thought he was born in UK.

[@rodolfojr._8644]

Truly fascinating Mr. Djalili, humor is a universal language... it allows me to see the lighter and brighter part of Iran when all the rest of the world says otherwise! Let us celebrate humanity!

[@DeanMoxley87]

We spent 10 years looking for Bin Laden. We scoured 27 countries looking for Bin Laden. We spent £2 Billion Pounds looking for Bin Laden, Where did we find him?? IN HIS HOUSE

[@paulritchie5868]

In Pakistan..we should have guessed that..

[@shahmirzaman3888]

Haha lol yeah should've guessed that....he ain't a Pakistani but we shoulda guessed that Haha... he was trained by the us but we shoulda guessed that hahahaha

[@hyndscs]

No in a biscuit factory hiding behind the afgans

[@tejasdhami8734]

shahmir zaman dude, he was literally next to the US military base in Pakistan, (like a mile away) and next to the Peshwar military training academy (like Pakistan’s west point). Also the Pakistani military created the Taliban which, though not the Al-Queda (which Osama was the leader of), was still a major ally. Moreover Pakistan consistedly funded the Taliban who were often contained to have funded the Al Queda. Not to mention that the US armed the Mujahadeen, who then splintered into the Al Queda, who then splintered creating a civil war that Najibullah lost. Moreover, the Afghans were fighting communists and asked for help in defending against the Soviet advanced. If the US had not provided support, the nation would have been blamed for its inaction in allowing for the rise of a different type of totalitarian regime. Lastly, in terms of why it was obvious he was in Pakistan and in that location was that his house was always guarded with armed men, it was the largest house not just in the town but also in the entire peshawar region, and it was often reported for its incredibly suspicious activity.

[@forillonbear131]

Between the moment they made their decision to capture him and the moment they found him, not enough arsenal had been made and sold...

[@MrMagsimus]

Lol he was firing on all cylinders here ! Well done 👍 omid

[@meenam300zx]

The entire Iranian community is so proud of you Omid. There isn't any comedian with such a class as you today.

[@TheAhanin]

What the fuck dude? You call your family the entire Iranian ?

[@incogttv325]

king J i supoose

[@Drsshocd]

چرا کسشر می‌گی این یارو فقط اسمش ایرانیه بعدشم ایرانیا اصلا این یارو خیکی رو نمیشناسن افتخار ایران مهران مدیریه نه این چاقالو

[@beback_]

Don't be pathetic.

[@Yasmana1475]

UKRAINIAN community should be more proud. Technically. 😑

[@jamesellis1190]

The best piece of comedy i've watched in some time!

[@nimascolari1508]

From nothing to being personally selected by British royalty, yet he remains humble and has never sold out. Rare breed. Bravo Sir. As highly as you're rated, you're still underrated.

[@taskbarenhancer3386]

he is really a world class comedian.

[@faribakeyvanfar3858]

Excellent Omid. Jokes were spot on, well delivered and my favourite was ' talking to the flowers bit', Charles was really laughing.

[@tenhirankei]

The flowers were talking to him? Send this man to the nut house! No , not the funny farm - he doesn't need that.

[@therealpbristow]

@@tenhirankei Heh. =:o}

[@boejiden.1445]

Wow Charles would have love him

[@knowledgeskills238]

I watched this a dozen times, such funny and clean comedy is rare and hard to find. Thanks, Omid Djalili.

[@josephparker5619]

Got a genuine laugh out of Prince Charles at his expense. Omid's a master.

[@maz1980s]

Omid killed it here. I laughed so hard my cheeks hurt.

[@rehan2118]

I swear the Kardasian joke was so relatable... I felt like that every time I used to watch it couple years ago.

[@veroronnieronron]

Ok, I adore this man, now.

[@MrMzand]

Probably the best standup comedy I have seen. Thanks, Omid.

[@harryabb7992]

His humour is so intelligent and refined a talented comic he should have been much bigger

[@zazabrown732]

He's not dead yet

[@mugen1423]

He couldve been big if he had more jokes but as I've watched almost everything he has online it was all same jokes repeated over and over again nonetheless great jokes and I like him alot but it's like Arie Spears, same damn jokes every set since his youth.

[@cgmat7804]

I think he has lost weight!

[@tobyhart8515]

@@mugen1423 he's pretty big. If anything he should get a little smaller .

[@rtturkish1734]

Saw Omid in Brighton back in 2008. Loved every minute of it. Class performer 👏

[@142doddy]

Omid Djalili was the first stand up I ever watched on the telly. Changed my life mate

[@aland5692]

Omid is a true master , love this guy.

[@deonarayan7679]

This man is my favorite comedian...no one comes close in stand up comedy

[@Sam-em8lm]

Spot on jokes and solid performance. Greetings from Iraq.

[@bitterolive4299]

Iran...not iraq....persia

[@Septqmber]

@@bitterolive4299 he's saying hi on the behalf of the Iraqi's people sherlock🤦‍♂️

[@VahidGovahi]

I think I watched this 20 times and i still rolling on the ground laughing . Well done great performance , lovely character, clean and meaningful jokes

[@andrewcowling5804]

It had to be clean in front of a Royal. His normal act isn’t quite so clean

[@wojaffochicago6591]

BRILLIANT. ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT, AND NOT ONE CURSE WORD.

[@whoever_81]

Loved his performance/character in *"The Mummy"* . I didn't know he was also a stand up comedian, holy shit. He is fantastic!

[@billybabu]

Watching this in Lock down here in the UK.

[@r.balachandran1368]

Spot on, flawless impeccably classic...the old guy not only forgot where he went for his holiday but even forgot his wife's name too...and how tactically he tries to remember her name😆😆😆

[@simkwakia]

I have lost count the number of times I watched this but I never tire of it and I enjoy it every time. Mr OD is absolutely brilliant.

[@magdalenaportmann2431]

This man is not just a stand up comedian. He is also a brilliant serious actor. I am thinking of the one-man play (written by his wife Annabel Knight) 'A Strange Bit of History'. I will never forget this performance.

[@ahmedetemadi3434]

Magdalena Portmann when did you see it?

[@magdalenaportmann2431]

@@ahmedetemadi3434 Oh gosh - it must have been in the early 90s - 1994/5 maybe? Shortly after KOMEDIA in Brighton opened in Manchester Street in 1994 - it must have been in the first or second year of its existence.

[@ahmedetemadi3434]

Magdalena Portmann wow you remembered it after so long, why was it so good?

[@magdalenaportmann2431]

@@ahmedetemadi3434 Yes - it was quite brilliant. I now also remember seeing his comic act the evening before - when I just happened to walk into the venue, and having a free evening, went to see Omid's show. I knew nothing of him, so I just took a chance. I was so impressed that I came back the next evening to see the play. Some things leave a deep impression. You asked why it was so good: It is a one-man play - but Omid's skill to move from one character to the other is remarkable. It felt as if I were watching a play with many different actors. The timing, too, was impeccable.

[@ahmedetemadi3434]

Magdalena Portmann wow, hopefully he will do it again one day

[@tonyska]

Great that we live in a country where the future King is the butt of jokes and laughs along with it. It wouldn't happen in some countries.

[@SuzLa1]

Laughing all the way to bank in his free mansion

[@behdadronasianable]

With all due respect, can’t you just shut the f@&k up and enjoy the comedy and keep your stupid opinion about other countries to yourself???? Thank you

[@LorenAlunaia]

Sure as hell not here in the 'States. We're starting to look like Norsefire is going to come for people with lorries in the night.

[@tariqsardar4189]

@@SuzLa1 I take it your jealous.

[@r.r.r9746]

Pathetic country that still has Kings and Queens :-D we're in the 21st century for fuck's sake!

[@pauldashwood2897]

What a great guy ..

[@JeeSingh21]

One of omid's best sets. Legend

[@boejiden.1445]

OMG thank God. After a long time , probably months of searching funny stand ups I actually find someone really funny who resorts to humour without nonsense and not so much swearing .

[@hedgehogf98]

As an Iranian myself, I can confirm this really is what it's like being Iranian. I applied for a visa to visit two years ago and the application was denied because I have British and Iranian nationality xD I love Omid sm, he is not afraid to make light of the political situation we are all in. That is the kind of humour we need sometimes

[@user-fq7wr2vt5c]

tell me about it girl

[@beback_]

Yeah it sucks lol

[@hosseinfaridnasr2778]

How about the ones who were born in Iran too? It's much worse.

[@hedgehogf98]

@@hosseinfaridnasr2778 Oh believe me, I know! I have full sympathy for my family back in Iran. :')

[@mariom6368]

He voices a character named Yusuf Amir Hilarious character 🤣

[@ah3690]

One the greatest UK Comedian

[@ahmedetemadi3434]

emigrate your comments make no sense, enough with the racist garbage

[@amirm7184]

Iranian

[@user-vb1bs8le3g]

gotta love omid hats off

[@edmondscott7444]

Omid is a marvellous comedian.

[@pizzalover885]

I clicked Like before even watching. OJ always delivers.

[@siletamus2016]

Hilarious. One of the funniest things I’ve seen this year

[@HAYSQ]

Seriouslu love this man, a real comedian. From Saudi

[@thunderstorm8323]

Absolutely the best....clean and very funny

[@alibaba66able]

OMG laughed soooo hard. Thank you for sharing this clip. For the life of me I don't understand why are there 510 thumbs down.

[@aguamenti2106]

Because some people don't find this funny it's funny for you but not for everyone.

[@Hesam0000]

When I saw his last Prince-Charles birthday performance I thought he couldn't get any funnier, I was wrong!

[@awfan221]

When he told him to get a life, i choked on my food and coughed for minutes. I couldn't stop laughing

[@genialazari3100]

K ää :ää ⁿ mä k no no l mk mp nkii on No no no

[@user-jm8wl8mo4i]

Tive uma paixão enorme pelo Omid Djalili quando eu era mais jovem. Ele era mesmo muito lindo, fofinho, sexy e simpático demais.❤

[@vahidzarei2111]

He is the BEST!

[@jklstudio9089]

It gets me there every time with all the new re-watching I get up to after any small brief duration. This man is beyond funny when some serious jokes just sneak up on you and you realise you hadn't internized them all with that excellent performance that ties down the delivery. It hurts sometimes when this happens

[@fredm8179]

One of the best short theme-based pieces of stand-up. Watched it >10x.

[@MARTINADBA1980]

1:10 I love how he said" And they wouldn't let me in" LOL

[@georgeydlfc]

What a G manages to tailor his act to an audience without looking corny not many comedians can do that, very good!

[@aliceharper5461]

He's great - the funniest man! - love him!

[@abettermousetrap]

Master comedians make it look so easy. Brilliant in every way.

[@danieldavid1597]

Omid Djalili , I´m terribly grateful for your wisdom and humour. I/we, love you, terribly!

[@Mazzie2022]

It’s so enjoyable to watch comedy without vulgarity and obscene language. Brilliant!

[@Junior3z]

Every time I see this brilliant man, I like to get snuggled up under a blanket and just drift away to a better place. Superb delivery! Not one bad joke!

[@ProblematicBitch]

Omid is honestly one of the funniest people, he always makes me laugh. He should have a chat show or something

[@missparsley3202]

One of the best if not the best comedian the last decade.

[@scottross8998]

I watch this time & again. It doesn't get stale bc he's telling off the prince of wales to his face! Now that's a class act.

[@azamkhan8963]

Daring and hilarious at the same time. Omid you area a treat.

[@tramlad2]

This guy is a national treasure , so different from all other comedians , i love the guy, just a fun guy loving his work .

[@Nazzie-xs1kk]

One of the best comedians ever

[@wttao39]

One of the BEST comedy material ever written! Hilarious and ingenious!

[@dietcoke9536]

This is the fifth time I’ve watched this and it’s still funny Excellent routine

[@stealthattack2209]

Change your DP for crying out loud. Everyone I see it I try to brush the darn thing away 😀

[@fuzzylumpkin49]

Love him! 😂😃 Fun fact about him: he was fired from on of the Pirates Of The Caribbean movies for mucking about with his prop sword. 😁

[@arsenalmanic]

LMAO! That stupid to fire him for that.

[@soheilmashali922]

@@arsenalmanic Yeh heard johnny Depp wanted him back but he didn't wanna come back

[@arsenalmanic]

@@soheilmashali922 lol

[@89zfinest41]

Can't forget the first mummy movie lol

[@makpak]

Been watching this guy since like late 90s. This is probably his best ever set

[@simkwakia]

I have lost count the number of times I have watched this, and every time it gets better and better !! Superb timing and phraseology. The best is about the delphiniums.

[@tarikuzz]

watched it over 50 times and I still find it extremely funny. this bit should be shown in acting, writing,whatever schools they got for this profession

[@kohzadbayat]

Great show... amazing jokes... Hats off! Doing Iranians proud...

[@Admire]

I always had a perception that iranians are a people of humour in general..

[@User90178]

He's actually Ukrainian 😰

[@royalhr5713]

Don't see much off him these days, Its nice to see him again!!

[@savvasperisanidis]

This is the great humorist's finest moment ❤ Brilliant

[@mikez.5931]

I laughed even more the second time around!! Awesome set.. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😅😂🤣

[@lynneleeluckdowsing6654]

Oh, he is funny! Haven't laughed this hard for ages.

[@payambagheri8854]

Omid is fantastic .... Thanks for sharing .

[@davebryant5731]

Being of Iranian decent myself , found his humour very British and I enjoyed it a lot .

[@somethingfishy1053]

Brilliant! Omid Djalili is great. *He is his own straight man!

[@oneworldfamily]

It's VERY good to see Omid again.

[@ceceliafraser152]

Oh my goodness Thank You for sharing this talented gag telling at such a flash gig.

[@cloudrain9670]

Omid Djalili is great , simply a wonder. Most of all we are profoundly happy and amazed with Prince Charles and his wife's simplicity . If only if Prince Charles would have the absolute monarch of Britain , we would see a far better Britain .Lots of Love from Dhaka Bangladesh.

[@curiosityunlimited3780]

I ordered and reading his biography, amazing collection of emotional and funny stories. Love it

[@ftse07]

Curiosity Unlimited get it on Audible his narrating it👍🏽

[@beewoke6121]

Love this guy absolutely hilarious!!! Thank you for all the joy you have brought to my life thank you and God bless brother you're the best!!!!!!!!!

[@rahbakh3259]

Last time I watch this video was last week, first time I watch this video was nearly 2 years ago, within last 2 years God knows how many times I have watch this video anytime I watch it seem it's a first time I am watching it:))

[@johanwhiz2632]

Who’s watching this in 2022?. Watched this so many many times!!! Just brilliant 🤩🤩🤩