On Cinema at the Cinema: Deck of Cards - What Went Wrong (Right)? [Best Parts]

[@MrVisde]

Fantastic moderating by Joe.

[@andykiddvideo]

He's a pro.

[@christopherweiser2813]

Well, id say hosting so yeah

[@ryanwhitaker4444]

I thought he did OKAY. But I wonder if it would be better if all three of them were moderators.

[@NormanNC]

Release the Turkington Cut

[@chrisfrieler4512]

I think you mean the #TurkingtonCu t

[@ihatenwo]

Therr IS NO TURKINGSTON CUTTT

[@lawjef]

No one at DEI is going to check the comments on a channel pirating their shows. They are the last ppl who are going to pay for the Tarkington cut. Duh!

[@wesspect]

@@lawjef I’m sorry, you’re right that’s my mistake. I was MISTAKE-ingly under the impression that this was STILL AMERICA where people have the FREEDOM to watch whatever the HELL movies (and reviews about movies) we want whenever the HELL we wanted

[@wesspect]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@lawjef 🦅🇺🇸🦅

[@davek7706]

I'm with Joe on this one, everyone should shake hands.

[@The_Boctor]

There's a lot of card songs out there.

[@alistercaddy1208]

That's a brave stance and I respect it🫡

[@The_drone_viking]

The unmitigated gall for Greg to show his face to this is astounding. Tim’s presentation of facts was flawless l, while Greg sat there bumbling and stumbling over his lies while poor Joe is forced to keep them from tearing each other apart. Drama? Yeah, I’d say so, this was hard to watch for an audience and it was harder to know that a perfect version of Deck of Cards will never happened. God Bless Tim and God Bless the United States of America

[@dongliker]

I see the AI controlled Tim bots are in full effect.

[@The_drone_viking]

@ shame upon your house and shame upon your seed for ten generations!!!

[@ayebing]

Oh yeah, not like the electric sun music festival, bc that went PERFECTLY right?!?

[@josef2012]

Typical Timbo propaganda.

[@DrStandaloner]

I'm so glad Gregg stopped Tim from spoiling the ending of Titanic (195 minutes), I still haven't seen it and need to see how it ends

[@astroguster5522]

I always fish thru the comments section for some hefty TRT , I always appreciate it

[@Maw0]

Thank God Gregg is here. Truly a hero. Still don't know what happens to the Titanic. I hope everyone on that ship is ok.

[@whiteydiamond]

No one's seen Leo since 1997, I think he drowned out there

[@Maw0]

@whiteydiamond Don't spoil it.

[@andrewscherf6456]

Thank you for the run time. I had lost where I wrote it down

[@Tokolos]

Tim's dentures are a nice touch.

[@Mark-jr6ld]

How did he make his teeth so small?

[@whiteydiamond]

Love Joe's imput here 20:19

[@Elrond_Hubbard_1]

Gregg is, as always, absolutely correct in his assessment on what makes a movie great. The Turkington Cut of Deck Of Cards was more akin to well-known movies like The Hobbit, or some of the Bond movies. Whereas the film Tim ended up releasing was missing a lot of the finer details that a director who was more familiar with the work of Peter Jackson or the Bond people would have noticed and done properly. That's what makes this so unfortunate. Regardless, Greggs film trivia knowledge really shines through in his directing capacity. The Hobbit Heads and Bond freaks out there like me appreciate not only the creative output he makes, but the adversity he overcomes in order to do it, mostly caused by Tim.

[@alistercaddy1208]

A lot of our great directors turned to directing after they couldn't make it as a buff.

[@Elrond_Hubbard_1]

@@alistercaddy1208 So once again Turkington breaks the mould. He’s someone who excelled in the role of a buff, dominated the field, and then moved onto directing because there was nothing left to conquer.

[@josef2012]

You sound like a deeply devoted Gregghead ❤

[@alistercaddy1208]

@@Elrond_Hubbard_1 Never thought of it that way. Very true!

[@wesspect]

“Deck of Cards” more like “Piece of Shit”

[@Ryan42069]

Feels like watching my three dads fight 😭

[@BrucknerMotet]

"I wanna meet those dads." -Pierre

[@akeithing1841]

I thought I was alone

[@Doomsquad99]

“Three Men and a Baby” (1987, 102min) Directed by Leonard Nemoy which you might remember from Star Trek 4 the search for Spock Should have cut the film by 2 mins to make it an even 100 minutes. Everyone knows oscar loves round numbers.

[@brianr6651]

Just sound arguments all the way around. Listening to one another, letting each other speak. It’s beautiful discourse.

[@astroguster5522]

That water pitcher placement 🤌

[@BillySotherden]

17:03 was the laugh out loud moments for me. Just the implications that Gregg couldn't figure out how to make the font size just a touch smaller to fit the entire hashtag on the paper.

[@CobraClutch34]

Same font size as his script

[@captured_agent5714]

Gregg's filmwork will be in the popcorn classics of the future. Release the Turkingdone cut NOW

[@Jordan-ei4tk]

Joe is absolutely hilarious in this scene. He is such a perfect compliment to Tim and tries so hard to keep peace ☮️

[@craigmurdock4740]

Turkington is a legit amazing actor hahahaha 10:13

[@goodolarchie]

Joe coming on to share water with two of his favorite people is peak Joe.

[@shaggydowns4603]

"we're introducing the oven now, okay."

[@wesspect]

“YOU MADE A SALT CAKE!” “-ya salted it”

[@non_brewed_condiment]

52 actors in a battle?????? That is more than we’ve ever seen before!!

[@jaketreibel44]

I haven’t been following the show since it went behind the paywall so I’m experiencing this all out of context 🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@JonathanGorr]

That goatee is haunting

[@BorderlineEnlightenment]

Cool that they cast Bruce Dern as Joe Estevez

[@skeeter2380]

I appreciate Gregg's vision, but it would be impossible to cast the 2 of diamonds properly. No actor alive would be able to fill those shoes

[@TheBleedout]

Gary old man

[@fungusghoul]

I love that Tim actually loves Mark's performances, only if it's not being spearhead by Gregg. That'd explain why they keep bringing him back and why Tim is always critical of Mark's performance as the classic characters, which is definitely a Gregg decision.

[@chim-choo-ree]

Joe should have brought a podado.

[@anthroism26mc]

Some nice Idaho padaydos would've smoothed things over

[@LemonTree9280]

Best parts?! All of On Cinema is the best part lol. I have Hei but wish Deck or Cards could be free on KZbin

[@SecretTreeFortMusic]

You can hear Neil Hamburger in Gregg’s argumentative voice.

[@moegreen7023]

Joe calling him "Craig"

[@yaboydolphin]

love these guys

[@Dylanarmy69420]

I love how Joel just wants everyone to bury the hachet

[@malfeitor1349]

I feel like a lot of ground was covered

[@misisipimike8020]

I want to tell all my friends about On Cinema but then I start explaining it and get too excited and confused and they leave the room. And I think "damn, they are not going to live their best life and it's my fault"

[@guitrain]

This explains my entire existence. Thank you

[@Pyro_55]

It's hilarious how Joe puts up with Tim's Decker series but can't do the same with Gregg's Deck of Cards.

[@snowpants2212]

I had my own financing from Pop Secret lol

[@marcusmalone]

The comments on On Cinema vids are always almost as good as the vids lol.

[@LemonTree9280]

That's the worst part of going from KZbin to the Hei network. The comment sections on KZbin were a real community. I know theres comments on hei, but it's not the same

[@marcusmalone]

@@LemonTree9280 this is true. It's a bit like when Tim added Larou to Dekkar and, as Manuel, said, they kinda lost something 😕

[@ihatenwo]

Are you saying Tim was wrong to add urban feeling and rapping into DKR??

[@marcusmalone]

@@ihatenwo it was a TRUE TRAG3DY!

[@excaliburhead]

Can’t wait for the next movie in the Deck of Cards franchise

[@guyinc0gnito]

Stay in your lane, Joe!

[@missesyourjokes]

Joe seems like more of a guest than an official co moderator. I really don't see why he feels the need to bud in here? He and ggreg can begin talking once tim has finished laying out the facts. The fans only want to hear about the facts. But i really gotta say all the black card vs all the red cards would been cool. Shame grehg & co was hell bent on ruining this project.

[@WheresMyInhaler]

This season had so much more laugh out loud moments then the last season :( Tims acting was way to serious but I get that it fits the character.

[@5bags]

Joe is such a sweet decent man.... but he really needs to stay in his lane

[@avpet]

Tim: "...So that people at home understand why we're here and why we're doing this" This is a very good question, considering they seem to be hardly standing each other all of the time. :)

[@JustSwivel2]

Mind your tongue. Hold your tongue.

[@glassgraves]

I hope Tim is okay

[@seldomsceen]

How could you even begin to explain this universe to someone who has never seen it?

[@chaotickreg7024]

Tim is a chameleon narcissist, he's every type of selfish swindler, he's constantly changing, he's an evolving bacteria, he molds the universe to his will, and he is easily molded by the moment. He changes his entire person like getting a haircut, but he cannot hide his rotten core. Meanwhile Greg likes eating popcorn and religiously collecting VHS and never ever changes, ever. There are jokes that last 15 years that only make sense after 15 hours of context. On Cinema at the Cinema is the perfect example of the long joke.

[@th3kesselrunner677]

Zack Snyder was inspired by Greg’s #ReleasetheTurkington campaign

[@RS-xp8bx]

Once again, Hollywood is getting their grubby little hands all over the On Cinema IP. We’ve seen this happen over and over-Jorge Lucas with 'The Master Codebreaker,' and the story of 'Gemini Man' (2019, 117 min), which directly parallels the Decker: Unsealed episode 'Double Decker,' which came out TWO WHOLE YEARS before 'Gemini Man' ...the list goes on. Many such cases of IP theft!

[@moegreen7023]

Body language speaks volumes

[@buzzblack24]

Follow the pop secret money

[@B_uttcrumbs]

Shocking

[@j.walker6845]

You can script a man on the moon, doesn't mean it's gonna happen - Tim makes a real good point.

[@lookbovine]

Did he win a Pop Secret contest tho?

[@mattponikvar4944]

Tim has to put glasses on to read Greg's giant font

[@mrneutral8423]

I'm a truth head and by thruth I mean the buff.

[@chaotickreg7024]

25:13 What's the title for Deck of Cards 2? ... "Deck of Cards 2"

[@Maw0]

Poor Joe. He's trying his hardest here. These two are gonna make his last few remaining grey hairs into white.

[@The_Boctor]

When watching the full video for the first time, I kept trying to squint at the water and make sure it was clear. The surrounding episodes may have had a hand in this.

[@RS-xp8bx]

perhaps it's grain water from the HEI ranch?

[@MelancoliaI]

I can't hear the argument over the rejoicing of Oz Heads everywhere, myself included. RELEASE THE TURKINGTON CUT!!!

[@Dylanarmy69420]

I really hate when they're mean to joel

[@avpet]

They seem to hate each other almost all of the time, it is impossible to say what makes them continue working together, I think this is what is making this show farcical and therefore funny.

[@bloodeagle6458]

Are we just going to forget Gregg's crimes he almost killed everyone at tims wedding and ran over larue and where was gregg when the vfa collection burned to the ground?🤔 i hate the jitterbug scene and couldn't care less if its extended

[@missesyourjokes]

He also knows almost nothing about star trek 2 and lies everytime he calls himself a movie expert. and has been a bee sting in Tim's side ever since he called gregg out for it.. Also lied about watching sully also..

[@LeslieDugger]

Dekkards

[@menikmati789]

It’s not cake to me either

[@snowpants2212]

I don't know how I feel about loud Gregg

[@oReiLLZ]

I stopped watching after HEI network, this is great to jump back into ti

[@MangusDelorean]

Realising how Tim and Gregg need each other so much Ive decided to leave my wife for a better woman.

[@malfeitor1349]

Which means leaving your wife for a man…..I think I’ll do the same thing. You want my number?

[@rd30000]

My sweet bubbys are getting old 😢

[@Burgmannn]

The fillibustering by Joe here is very disrespectful.

[@IamTheFilmIndustry]

not 90 minutes long. not cool. Still THANKS. 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

[@menikmati789]

#turkingtoncu

[@CommonTater100]

what the heck. tim looks so different. what the hickety hack

[@Pillboxing]

He looks like he likes crack now

[@jaketw123]

Wow, Turkington has changed! much more vulgar than before.

[@vfxninja5503]

Tim may never be more annoying than he was here

[@Maronator]

Joe is a terrible moderator

[@drewtweedie7408]

Well... ya know..

[@mikel3030]

No one likes JJ Deinga

[@24News-t5i]

these are not so funny anymore and the plot is recycled.

[@jondemiglio]

I feel the same. I hate to see the show decline to this level. Bring in someone new, like a Johnny Depp or a Tom Hanks For that, I’m going award this special only four bags of popcorn. But because Joe did such a wonderful job hosting, I’m throwing in a fifth bag as well as a little emoji handshake for the unityheads. So five bags of popcorn for Deck of Cards: What Went Wrong 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🤝

[@excaliburhead]

@@jondemiglioif you bring in Johnny Depp then the next call you make is to Tim Burton

[@aspacelex]

RELEASE THE #TurkingtonCu t