On Cinema at The Cinema: Grain Water Supercut Timeline

A timeline of the grain water debacle from “on cinema at the cinema “

[@meechthelittle]

"my body is fightin this shit so hard because of how effective it is"

[@dunndorr5651]

Lmao I never imagined something so slapstick as drinking shit water would be so fucking hilarious omfg

[@vfxninja5503]

Greg having zero patience for this stuff is so funny

[@r4v4g3r]

To be fair it’s now been like 16 years and all he wants to do is talk about movies for a little bit 😂😂😂

[@mrneutral8423]

I haven't seen anyone of the new stuff since they went private, but this fucking stuff is gold and I kept seeing thumbnails of Tim looking ill and for a moment I genuinely believed it. Now I know. Brilliant. 4 bags of Lithium and 4 big gulps of bad smelling water.

[@brothlcreeprs]

I really do recommend getting a monthly sub to catch up on all that you missed! It’s super worth the $5 by now the equivalent of like 36 movies.

[@rfgator22]

RFK Jr. has just announced that grain water will replace cancer research.

[@colinwhite7052]

😂😂

[@gsesquire3441]

Can't wait for grain water to completely replace the food pyramid at this point.

[@akeithing1841]

Tim is beyond Kaufman committed to the bit It's both hilarious and surreal. OCATC is one of the best comedies imho I do miss The Buff getting stumped tho.

[@jblizzy6891]

I miss watching On Cinema consistently on youtube. I understand the switch to the paid service but damn man I feel like I've missed so much

[@tree4318]

beautifully designed piece of land.

[@jackgrandchamp8454]

“RUGGED”

[@JamesCard-u1s]

I could listen to Tim incoherently ramble for hours. “One of the thing you have out here is not access to water”

[@Geidi174]

It's been about three months since I've rewatched an On Cinema At the Oscars and I'm getting the shakes

[@BorderlineEnlightenment]

“Can you please stop trying to get me to watch all these On Cinema clips? You’re making me uncomfortable.” “That’s regretful, but it will not stop, because, uh, the process is, uh, a very enriching one for both of us, and, uh, it’s a continuing one.”

[@NO-CASH478]

Tim Heidecker is 100% validated & emboldened by the footage in this compilation. He is beyond any/all reasonable doubt at this point. An unstoppable & irrevocable force to be reckoned with by all those with whom he interacts on a daily basis. He is easily the most professional man I've ever seen working in the industry & all his enemies will rue the very day. He has never been known to act in such a way that could be reasonably described as hysterical.

[@crisismethodactor]

Between this, and building the PBD podcast set for OCATC, I think Tim has the pulse on this phenotype of “free thinkers”. He’s crank nostradamus

[@captured_agent5714]

Thanks for these deep insights into an otherwise indecipherable production

[@FadeDance]

The kart tour has me crying, especially when he pointed at a mountain and claimed he was going to lop the top off and build condos (or whatever it was) before buzzing away in the tiny kart.

[@foehammer5047]

This is Tim's take on "raw water" - a genuine trend among silicon valley freaks to find sources of unprocessed water and drink it, then tell everyone how great they feel.

[@bentrend]

Haha yep. The founder of Juicero swears by it, go figure

[@Mad_Possum]

lol I live in a rural area and you can find those all over. anywhere with mountains has natural springs. very clean water actually, at least where I'm at. the municipality tests it regularly and maintains small pipes to turn the streams into a clean, natural source of free water for the people. anyone can just go there and fill jugs of water for free, it is actually amazing having something like that unfucked by pollution and corporatism. and no it doesn't give anyone super powers or make them sick. it is just clean mountain spring water, what the earth gives us when we don't abuse it.

[@menikmati789]

@@Mad_Possumthis is great copy for next season

[@jem3848]

Both people are right. Gotta test it but if it passes the tests then artesian springs are legit.

[@kirstinline]

haaa! where's the wallet inspector gone? he's urgently needed in silicon valley.

[@viktorovich27]

join us to our show, we got an old man singing, a dude listing christmas movies, cookie baking and a product that provides immortality

[@RoshDroz]

Tims dentures look great! Finally fixed those tiny yellow tinged teeth. Teeth should be rectangular and refrigerator white, I always say

[@SpankerSauce]

Its impressive how physically ill he looks. Live forever Tim! You are immortal!

[@gaijin_lfc]

I am really disappointed that Tim’s so-called “friends” like Gregg didn’t see what was clearly a healing process getting over the initial period of side effects. Tim was bullied into ending his journey into immortality early by sycophants who don’t know a gift from god or nature when they see it.

[@brianr6651]

LaRue why don’t you take a shot of this, get you back walking again

[@shayeasy]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen

[@JMcG520]

I’ve bought 4 cases of mason jars. He’s not wrong. It Hurts for a while. One of these days, the positive effects will start and I’LL be laughing at YOU

[@johndavey2340]

Honestly the biased nature of greg heads is so blatant and gross, grain water has plenty of health benefits; Tim is a trusted member of the community!

[@ytgytgy]

I hope the next season makes a return to OCATC&more in the morning. Best format ever

[@Pyro_55]

You skipped the best part of the Christmas special, when he tried to overcome death with grain water. Guess you should be on the Heinetwork to get that funny ass ending.

[@thomasb7347]

Grain water saved my life!

[@mrneutral8423]

'They're not allowing any of this stuff in there'.

[@crusser]

What's the story with Gregg's eyebrows?

[@richardede9594]

I've been drinking "Grain Water" for a month now, and between the vomiting, diarrhoea and nausea, I feel great! Thanks HEI.

[@MrVisde]

That’s just your body rejecting the healing properties of immortality.

[@mrneutral8423]

The water table being mere feet away from some corporate access to water. Good satire.

[@BorderlineEnlightenment]

The whole operation is close to a hotel that Tim also mentions meaning he lived in a trailer because they wouldn’t get him a room

[@mellowyellow6572]

Idk what you mean satire there is nothing funny about what Gregg did to Tim’s grain water

[@BorderlineEnlightenment]

@@mellowyellow6572 Tim did it to himself and Tim is lucky the King of Movies gives him a roof over his head when he needs it 7 bags of 🍿

[@mrneutral8423]

@@mellowyellow6572 nothing funny, but immortality

[@hugogirardisking]

Given how well hes reading from 24:10 on, I'd say the grain water worked.

[@kirstinline]

gregg's face: 'oh. more of this.'

[@conorkennedy3304]

Tim did his own research.

[@monkeyman2590]

I hope Tim recovers.

[@AngrySanta]

Only Tim can make himself look 40 and 80 at the same time

[@Mad_Possum]

there are makeup and lighting techniques used to make people look older or sicker than they actually are. a lot goes into production that people don't think about! like in the baseball American class major league starring Charlie Sheen he is related to joe estevez the president from DECKER and DECKER PORT OF CALL HAWAII

[@wesspect]

@@Mad_Possum not anymore. he wiped off the Sheen

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

It’s always been a way for Tim to stroke his ego, and he deserves it timheads unite! DK4R forever!… until… ya know what happened

[@fartz666]

17:55 so sick of you Doubting Thomases and your negativity. So glad we have immortal Gods like Tim and Trump and Mark Proach.

[@BrucknerMotet]

proach the bench!

[@vernontk]

I found Joe Crane on Yelp and let him know what I think of his well digging services. Almost killed my favorite movie podcast host.

[@JamesCard-u1s]

Lmaoooo the horse teeth totally makes it

[@Grindprovider]

Thin Tim is creepy.

[@ethzero]

Thimothy

[@_pocketsand]

ozempic-faced Tim is bizarre to see

[@BUFFAL0S0LDI3R]

I don’t like it

Hes been losing weight for a long time before ozempic became popular.

[@BUFFAL0S0LDI3R]

He didn’t look like that tho until after ozempic was out

[@stu4932]

i've never heard of this before. Is this the new hollywood fad? I looked it up, some diabetes medication, are people exploiting it just for weight loss?

[@lindboknifeandtool]

@@stu4932yes. Off label used for weight loss.

[@rickacton7540]

23:05 GOOOOD NEEEEWS --- cigarette juice was the OG grain water

[@ethzero]

Huh. That QR code actually works. (Didn't think I'd end up on a BDSM site)

[@jsmith1174]

Tim has Ozempic face

[@Cowpowblaow]

This is brilliant. Normalize drinking liquids you discover from the ground!!!

[@Corvidae10]

Where are the new On Cinema episodes? I haven't seen anything after the Joker award show where everyone got carbon monoxide poisoning 😅

[@benburch]

on the HEI network

[@dmacbta]

They moved to independent streaming service. Its called HEI Network. I'm about to get it cause there seems to be more I missed since the 7th oscar special

[@2live4u95]

3 seasons 4 oscar specials and so much extra content. tim and tonis guide to couples massage, wendy kirby valentines day special, deck of cards,

[@ethzero]

You now have to pay the mass-murderer money to see him in his current death spiral, but I'm just here for the great movie reviews.

[@midgesmoot1739]

On Cinema has never been about movies.

[@BigBlimp]

and they're not just gonna be talking about movies either..

[@MrEScience]

As a real Gregg-head, I disagree.

[@noisew4ll]

i think we need to go deeper

[@Truedoogie]

It's wild to say that Gregg looks so much better compared to Tim.

[@Pillboxing]

Seriously what the fuck is going on with Tim? I haven't seen him since s7/8

[@brianr6651]

For real tho, that jug had to be iced tea or something right?

[@Whoopsiewalrus]

It looked like it smelled terrible

[@emersonstone7446]

a good video. could've done without all the bias gregghead editorializing.

[@curtissteen2953]

Oh my God, it’s making me feel sick

[@mayorofduckburg5189]

HEI Industries should start investing in stomach parasites for your health

[@rickacton7540]

amazing they could stretch the shtick of mocking maga/qanon/chlorine dioxide types for like 10 years, arguably underrated

[@jamessimon3433]

Joe Crane is one of a few people that tim doesnt unload his rageaholoism upon. Something fishy about that.

[@justinring5172]

Holy shi, why does Tim look 65?

[@bolococo]

that's the power of grain water baby

[@JasonDudeson]

The new Tim got that Ozempic face

[@vaporreads5095]

Hepatitis (?)

[@JB-bi4lf]

Tim looks unhealthy

[@GherkholmInc.]

Tim looks terrible. Is he dying?

[@BorderlineEnlightenment]

This is what peak human conditioning looks like. It makes you uncomfortable seeing evolution, doesn’t it?

[@GherkholmInc.]

@BorderlineEnlightenment Ozempic is not peak conditioning, my friend. Tim does not look healthy. Maybe Joe Rogan can give Tim some tips on how to diet and exercise like a real woman.

[@BorderlineEnlightenment]

@ that’s not ozempic, that is high doses of pure lithium re-configuring his DNA

[@skiwheelr]

No, the grain water is reconfigured his DNA so he can achieve optimal health. Could be a few more weeks of vomiting, teeth falling out, loss of consciousness, but it's thing to be amazing, on a molecular level

[@monkeyman2590]

Hush your mouth. Hush it.

[@Mikelectric]

reminds me soooo much of wranglerstar kzbin.info/www/bejne/e2jXe6qtq79gotUsi=wZGOEUUqBbvLZiM-

[@donaldronson1387]

BELOVED

[@lynn6760]

Grain water is a play on Drain water

[@DADVIDS]

imagine putting this gold behind a paywall forever, thank you for your service 🙏

[@kalesmythe]

Are they ever bringing on cinema back? I feel like they're over it and never coming back. Tim just wants to frolic around with his band.

[@YellowDogUK]

They announced it's back in december

[@kalesmythe]

@YellowDogUK woah woah. Take it easy, no offense intended

[@DADVIDSS]

imagine putting this gold behind a paywall forever, thank you for your service 🙏