On Cinema at The Cinema: Grain Water Supercut Timeline

[@foehammer5047]

This is Tim's take on "raw water" - a genuine trend among silicon valley freaks to find sources of unprocessed water and drink it, then tell everyone how great they feel.

[@bentrend]

Haha yep. The founder of Juicero swears by it, go figure

[@Mad_Possum]

lol I live in a rural area and you can find those all over. anywhere with mountains has natural springs. very clean water actually, at least where I'm at. the municipality tests it regularly and maintains small pipes to turn the streams into a clean, natural source of free water for the people. anyone can just go there and fill jugs of water for free, it is actually amazing having something like that unfucked by pollution and corporatism. and no it doesn't give anyone super powers or make them sick. it is just clean mountain spring water, what the earth gives us when we don't abuse it.

[@dunndorr5651]

Lmao I never imagined something so slapstick as drinking shit water would be so fucking hilarious omfg

[@rfgator22]

RFK Jr. has just announced that grain water will replace cancer research.

[@tree4318]

beautifully designed piece of land.

[@jackgrandchamp8454]

“RUGGED”

[@vfxninja5503]

Greg having zero patience for this stuff is so funny

[@r4v4g3r]

To be fair it’s now been like 16 years and all he wants to do is talk about movies for a little bit 😂😂😂

[@mrneutral8423]

I haven't seen anyone of the new stuff since they went private, but this fucking stuff is gold and I kept seeing thumbnails of Tim looking ill and for a moment I genuinely believed it. Now I know. Brilliant. 4 bags of Lithium and 4 big gulps of bad smelling water.

[@akeithing1841]

Tim is beyond Kaufman committed to the bit It's both hilarious and surreal. OCATC is one of the best comedies imho I do miss The Buff getting stumped tho.

[@richardede9594]

I've been drinking "Grain Water" for a month now, and between the vomiting, diarrhoea and nausea, I feel great! Thanks HEI.

[@MrVisde]

That’s just your body rejecting the healing properties of immortality.

[@captured_agent5714]

Thanks for these deep insights into an otherwise indecipherable production

[@BorderlineEnlightenment]

“Can you please stop trying to get me to watch all these On Cinema clips? You’re making me uncomfortable.” “That’s regretful, but it will not stop, because, uh, the process is, uh, a very enriching one for both of us, and, uh, it’s a continuing one.”

[@crusser]

What's the story with Gregg's eyebrows?

[@Grindprovider]

Thin Tim is creepy.

[@ethzero]

Thimothy

[@NO-CASH478]

Tim Heidecker is 100% validated & emboldened by the footage in this compilation. He is beyond any/all reasonable doubt at this point. An unstoppable & irrevocable force to be reckoned with by all those with whom he interacts on a daily basis. He is easily the most professional man I've ever seen working in the industry & all his enemies will rue the very day. He has never been known to act in such a way that could be reasonably described as hysterical.

[@SpankerSauce]

Its impressive how physically ill he looks. Live forever Tim! You are immortal!

[@FadeDance]

The kart tour has me crying, especially when he pointed at a mountain and claimed he was going to lop the top off and build condos (or whatever it was) before buzzing away in the tiny kart.

[@ytgytgy]

I hope the next season makes a return to OCATC&more in the morning. Best format ever

[@mrneutral8423]

'They're not allowing any of this stuff in there'.

[@mrneutral8423]

The water table being mere feet away from some corporate access to water. Good satire.

[@BorderlineEnlightenment]

The whole operation is close to a hotel that Tim also mentions meaning he lived in a trailer because they wouldn’t get him a room

[@fartz666]

17:55 so sick of you Doubting Thomases and your negativity. So glad we have immortal Gods like Tim and Trump and Mark Proach.

[@BrucknerMotet]

proach the bench!

[@Pyro_55]

You skipped the best part of the Christmas special, when he tried to overcome death with grain water. Guess you should be on the Heinetwork to get that funny ass ending.

[@_pocketsand]

ozempic-faced Tim is bizarre to see

[@BUFFAL0S0LDI3R]

I don’t like it

Hes been losing weight for a long time before ozempic became popular.

[@BUFFAL0S0LDI3R]

He didn’t look like that tho until after ozempic was out

[@stu4932]

i've never heard of this before. Is this the new hollywood fad? I looked it up, some diabetes medication, are people exploiting it just for weight loss?

[@hugogirardisking]

Given how well hes reading from 24:10 on, I'd say the grain water worked.

[@vernontk]

I found Joe Crane on Yelp and let him know what I think of his well digging services. Almost killed my favorite movie podcast host.

[@AngrySanta]

Only Tim can make himself look 40 and 80 at the same time

[@Mad_Possum]

there are makeup and lighting techniques used to make people look older or sicker than they actually are. a lot goes into production that people don't think about! like in the baseball American class major league starring Charlie Sheen he is related to joe estevez the president from DECKER and DECKER PORT OF CALL HAWAII

[@rickacton7540]

23:05 GOOOOD NEEEEWS --- cigarette juice was the OG grain water

[@noisew4ll]

i think we need to go deeper

[@ethzero]

Huh. That QR code actually works. (Didn't think I'd end up on a BDSM site)

[@Corvidae10]

Where are the new On Cinema episodes? I haven't seen anything after the Joker award show where everyone got carbon monoxide poisoning 😅

[@benburch]

on the HEI network

[@dmacbta]

They moved to independent streaming service. Its called HEI Network. I'm about to get it cause there seems to be more I missed since the 7th oscar special

[@2live4u95]

3 seasons 4 oscar specials and so much extra content. tim and tonis guide to couples massage, wendy kirby valentines day special, deck of cards,

[@ethzero]

You now have to pay the mass-murderer money to see him in his current death spiral, but I'm just here for the great movie reviews.

[@thomasb7347]

Grain water saved my life!

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

It’s always been a way for Tim to stroke his ego, and he deserves it timheads unite! DK4R forever!… until… ya know what happened

[@curtissteen2953]

Oh my God, it’s making me feel sick

[@jamessimon3433]

Joe Crane is one of a few people that tim doesnt unload his rageaholoism upon. Something fishy about that.

[@GherkholmInc.]

Tim looks terrible. Is he dying?

[@BorderlineEnlightenment]

This is what peak human conditioning looks like. It makes you uncomfortable seeing evolution, doesn’t it?

[@GherkholmInc.]

@BorderlineEnlightenment Ozempic is not peak conditioning, my friend. Tim does not look healthy. Maybe Joe Rogan can give Tim some tips on how to diet and exercise like a real woman.

[@BorderlineEnlightenment]

@ that’s not ozempic, that is high doses of pure lithium re-configuring his DNA

[@mayorofduckburg5189]

HEI Industries should start investing in stomach parasites for your health

[@rickacton7540]

amazing they could stretch the shtick of mocking maga/qanon/chlorine dioxide types for like 10 years, arguably underrated

[@vaporreads5095]

Hepatitis (?)

[@lynn6760]

Grain water is a play on Drain water

[@kalesmythe]

Are they ever bringing on cinema back? I feel like they're over it and never coming back. Tim just wants to frolic around with his band.

[@YellowDogUK]

They announced it's back in december

[@kalesmythe]

@YellowDogUK woah woah. Take it easy, no offense intended