On Cinema On Demand - Season 14 Episode 1

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

the rest of season 14 is only available via a subscription at www.heinetwork.tv/episode/the-book-of-clarence-mean-girls/ OR as audio only podcast on; Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/0MplfMsy4yv525z2oX20so Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/on-cinema-on-demand/id1723876813 iHeart Radio: www.iheart.com/podcast/263-on-cinema-on-demand-139894087/ Amazon Music: www.amazon.com/On-Cinema-Demand/dp/B0CMJ9Y6HV Audible: www.audible.com/podcast/On-Cinema-On-Demand/episodes/B0CMJV6KK4?creativeId=292d6343-f11b-4bbe-a8a5-d4b7272abf61&ipRedirectOverride=true&language=en_US&overrideBaseCountry=true&pageLoadId=F2f9X9qtTKwBjsnX&pf_rd_p=d6cfdd6b-11f4-42e3-a616-6b78eab325e3&pf_rd_r=XW4T3NNFD0SN270RNESG&ref_pageloadid=not_applicable

[@Maw0]

Hey, guys!

[@KiltsOhh]

👊 IT'S THE KNOCKOUT 👊

[@nikan_arami]

why wait

[@emer157]

1:22 hey guys 😂😂😂

[@fuckjewgle]

Finally, I can watch on cinema again after it going dark under the paywall. 🙏

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

This channel is fan made and not an alternative to Heinetwork.tv nor am I going to have uploads in full of the new seasons, if you cant afford the $5 a month I recommend paying $5 ONE month watching as much as you can then using their great policy of sending you an email a week before the next payment telling you that it will be charging you again and cancel if you need, then resub and repeat when you can afford to pay $5 again Truly worth it, the newest seasons are amazing you can also listen to *This Season 14* as an audio only podcast on any podcast network eg. spotify, apple podcasts, amazon, ect. *BUT* you will be missing some important context from season 12&13

[@andrewholmes3116]

"It felt like I was drowning." "Sounds like a good movie then."

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

@@andrewholmes3116 even without the context of the movie being “the little mermaid” it’s still fucking hilarious

[@zedudli]

The justification for gregg to be on the show is getting thinner and thinner

[@screamdreamer9085]

I like how Tim had to check his notes to remember Gregg’s last name

[@numberonedad]

gregg is the conscience of the group like ringo or flash

[@changstein]

typical self centered Hei head

[@captured_agent5714]

Let's keep it about the movies and keep fatalities to a dull roar

[@screamdreamer9085]

@@zedudli I don’t love this comment but I’m gonna go ahead and give it🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

[@rudimerm7686]

Tim's t-shirt with the blazer outfit made me reminisce about my hero Decker.

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

Tim is decker, and decker is Tim They have become one

[@imcharming4808]

It’s the knockout 🤷

[@Sangria]

The first time seeing Joey. His takes are fantastic!

[@АртёмДубравин-ы6у]

His ratings have no sense

[@edenelegiac]

the lore is like a labryinthian spiral... WHAT DO YOU MEAN T-AMATO

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

@@edenelegiac lololol I don’t wana spoil it, you gotta get that HEI subscription and find out why. The reason is far weirder than you would ever expect lmao

[@Maw0]

IT'S THE KNOCKOUT.

[@ryanh8764]

What genre vibe are we spoofing this season? Valuetainment?

[@asreb9]

Feel that it's a Tate sort of red pill content parody

[@tagekoolander]

What has there been so far? One of the Oscar specials were Tucker Carlsson like political shows One was morning television

[@ryanh8764]

@ siskel and ebert

[@chaotickreg7024]

Patrick Bet David for sure

[@ChomskyHonkable]

You're about to be Valuetained

[@beybld]

I love this intro so much, his high voice on either the walk everything so cool

[@frakking]

If Tim is going to change the rating system, then he needs to provide a conversion scale for us legacy viewers. How are we supposed to know how many bags of popcorn 2.5 stars is? It's called "On Cinema At the Cinema" or "On Cinema On Demand." Not "On Cinema On Math Homework."

[@claycassis9850]

I’m more familiar with popcorn so the star system is a little confusing for me

[@redadamearth]

Tim, I don't know if you'll read this: but being a Gen-X'er who grew up with Python, Albert Brooks, Kaufman, Frye and Laurie, That Mitchell and Webb Show and a million other examples *smart*, beautifully written stuff, both dry and surreal, your work (and Greg's and everyone involved in the 'On Cinema' arc, as well as everything you've done before it) is the only thing that keeps my hope alive for real comedy. I'm a writer, myself, and I know how hard it is to pull this tone off and I literally don't know how you do it so well and how it's stayed so consistently amazing. I know a lot of the comments are usually playing along with the world, but - just wanted to say something sincere. I think you're doing work that should get a frigging Pulitzer and I'm not even kidding. Just thanks for doing it. The fact that you're doing such incredible work and just handing it out on KZbin is something that I really don't think is appreciated and mentioned enough. Again, I just don't know how you do it. You're one of the greatest American comic writers and performers and you deserve a place among the biggest names - not just a place, but at the top.

[@captured_agent5714]

I humbly accept

[@TurtleeyTY]

This isn't tim it's "tim heidecker's stalker"

[@ethzero]

2:35 With one devastating glance the camera, Gregg Turkington sums up an entire man's pathetic existence. ♥️

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

Yea Gregg really is pathetic lol jk I know you mean Tim and his lithium

[@jimvortakana7316]

i wish this was on itunes. i'd buy every episode

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

Me too, it’s on the audio only podcast for free but ya I wish you could buy it in video

[@andrewholmes3116]

sorry but it's on DEEzer

[@corpsegrinder88]

Not doing popcorn!!!!!! I give that negative 5 bags of popcorn. Tim should be ashamed of himself..... and 3 little brain stickers so he can rethink this

[@mellowyellow6572]

Any timhead would tell you that subverting our expectations by not doing popcorn is a brilliant decision, perhaps your inability to see that speaks to a lesser intelligence

[@briscocountythethird457]

Tim's been off his game for years. He should be on his hands and knees thanking Gregg for keeping the quality coming. Five bags for Gregg and a tiny top hat to tip respectfully at him

[@djangofett4879]

This is so good 😂

[@bobbcobb8925]

love the rating precision ~

[@captured_agent5714]

Photosynthesis diet could cure diabetes. LaRue needs to look into this

[@marcusmalone]

Joey is so pitch perfect.

[@marcusmalone]

Pinochio 3000 ❤

[@malfeitor1349]

8:46 when Greg asked ‘what’s the take?’ I thought it was because Joey said all that without really conveying anything, not realizing Greg couldn’t hear Joey’s nothing take. 😂The movie is terrible, btw. But I ain’t no Joey or Greg or Tim, so what do I know…..

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

@@malfeitor1349 the joke of Joey being there for no reason as his stuff is pre recorded is just too funny to me, and I’ve never seen nightswim but the general consensus I hear from you guys is that it’s very bad lmao

[@malfeitor1349]

I’ve been out of the loop for about 6 seasons. I’m hooked again though! I’ve been getting caught up all morning and can’t stop laughing. This is some Andy Kaufman-level stuff happening! Thank you for putting that up! 🙏🤩

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

@ I’m so happy that it’s been working! And if you are only on season 8 you have some big things coming up for ya lol

[@DAILYBLUNTATHON]

Its the classic Pinocchio scenario

[@j.walker6845]

I'll give this 4 bags, because I wanted to see Kelly's Hollywood Snapshot, but I'll reinstate that fifth bag for a total of five bags, and add in a miniature pair of boxing gloves so I can see Gregg and Joey P duke it out!

[@jem3848]

He didnt mention eating for almost five minutes? New year indeed

[@skiptoacceptancemdarlin]

I like a good hamburger.

[@Jonboi-jh3xc]

I actually saw Night Swim. It’s really funny hearing them describe what , in my opinion, is a pretty mediocre horror movie.

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

its pretty funny that whenever they review a NON Blockbuster hit it usually turns out to be a very mediocre or just plain bad movie that they hype with praise lol

[@fastcanoe105]

DRCS…damn that sucks😂

[@yerroblige23]

Mr Tamato

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

@@yerroblige23 that’s always what I read his name as whenever it showed T. Amato

[@yerroblige23]

@@TimHeideckersStalker TomAmato

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

@@yerroblige23 tee- uh tah- uh tie- Ahem Tom Pamato

[@Peter.Crosland]

It's not just me who thinks he looks exactly like Jeff VanderMeer right?

[@thatpart]

He looks _so_ different this skinny.

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

true along with they greying hair, he must have done it to try to hide from me

[@smooth_steve]

its the knockout

[@djangofett4879]

adam conover also lost a lot of weight and now Tim in this video looks like he is turning into adam conover 😆

[@Maw0]

​@@TimHeideckersStalker Didn't work, did it?

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

@@Maw0 he can never hide from me no matter how hard he tries

[@nolancho]

Not original. Get Marc Maron. You'd LOVE him. Or Sam hide i think is his name dont know much about him. Love ya Tim 🤟🏻

[@dankyjoker]

Hmm, this show, like Tim, is getting old.

[@ElmoSworld-nl6tm]

Seems like that at first but then you realize that is part of the joke, then they start throwing unexpected curveballs that just hit the spot perfectly

[@hansgruber5070]

Pbj satire. Chef kiss mr.heidecker. bravo