On Cinema at the Cinema - Seasons 1-10 (Tim's Health Problems Compilation)

[@BomChickyBowWow]

This has been one of the funniest character arcs in history.

[@Pylvaz]

why?

[@BomChickyBowWow]

Pylvaz - if it has to be explained you probably don’t get it

[@rachelw821]

K19 I think the point is that you either get it or you don’t. They obviously can’t explain it. I’m not sure I can either. The awkwardness, absolute zero lack of self awareness, the fact that they take themselves so seriously, the ridiculousness...idk, it’s hilarious though. We are definitely laughing at them, not with them.

[@adamgardiner5869]

Kinda rude to characterise a mans plight as a 'character arc'. Lm,me guess...u're one of these Gregghead characters I keep hearing about. Shame on u. God bless Tim.

[@rachelw821]

@@Fx_- well put sir

[@NxDoyle]

I love Gregg's default look. Not quite concealed contempt.

[@emanuellopez8578]

He's actually upset because he thought that this time he will be running the show alone but Tim insisted to come lol

[@bradmodd7856]

I don't think contempt is quite the word, he never ever gives up his respect for Tim, no matter what he is put through.

[@kindadecent9754]

@@bradmodd7856 look up “Gregg flees Justice, Attempts Murder”. He got pretty steamed when they tried to open his car door

[@jbug1979]

He's got RCCF (Resting Concealed Contempt Face)

[@DylanBelievesInTheNet]

My favorite Gregg line is "You're the only customer in the world this guy has. Everyone else has either moved on, or died."

[@thedrunkenramblingsnorthea4201]

Mine is "I give 5 bags of popcorn.... And a set of handcuffs for Dr San"

[@alistercaddy1208]

The same could be said about the best doctors too if you think about it.

[@d3l3tes00n]

@@thedrunkenramblingsnorthea4201 That got me lol

[@lorensloan5394]

Hey guys

[@itlentertain]

Tim: I really felt like I was knock knock knocking on Heaven’s Door Gregg: Bob Dylan

[@fakename503]

Belarion AD shows how much you know. Everyone knows Knocking on heavens door was written for the movie 'Pat Garrett and Billy The Kid 1973' as any movie fan would know. If it wasn't for that movie absolutely no one would ever know who Bob Dylan was.

[@itlentertain]

@@fakename503 In any event I’m sure we can all agree Tim’s Arnold impression is spot on.

[@Joeri20cm]

​@Belarion A.D. there are movies about Bob Dylan you dope

[@smooth_steve]

Probably the one and only time Gregg has referenced a musician rather than an actor/director

[@jackcr2477]

The nephew that introduces Tim to acupuncture is the true villain of OCATC that set all the events of the show in motion

[@Open-6]

Yeh, especially if he got Tim in contact with dr San. 😂😂😂😂

[@CoffinCrawler]

Gregg was incredibly inconsiderate of Tim's clots, his divorce, and that he almost was "getting passed away". Time and again, Gregg's apathy gets in the way of his professionalism.

[@kevinnashiscool1]

greggs watched enough dramas to know better, shame on him, and I hope someone breaks his 501movies in 501days record.

[@krispy3790]

We're sick of Tim's personal life taking up Gregg's time for expert movie reviews. Tim doesn't take this show seriously, and never has. He hardly ever actually watches these movies because he's so caught up in his own ego!

[@CoffinCrawler]

@@krispy3790 Tim has never been anything but supportive of Gregg and I think it shows each and every time he speaks to him. Gregg is more concerned about his movie reviews and the 1,700 cups of soda he awards to some of these films than the very health of his best friend, Tim.

[@krispy3790]

@@CoffinCrawler Gregg is a saint for having put up with Tim over 11 seasons. He burned down the film archive for Christ's sake! Tim has done nothing but hold this show back with his own ego.

[@thekalekale]

@@krispy3790 do u guys think this is real just by the way you guys are sort of stating the obvious here almost seems like you're not even in on the joke

[@tiannaboo222]

it’s not a too-mah

[@DownClownTownFrown]

I love how he has this apparent life threatening condition but every time he corrects him it’s that stupid Arnold impression

[@thelonespeaker]

@@DownClownTownFrown lmao

[@scwt89]

@@DownClownTownFrown "It's not a too-mah, and they have doubled. There are now 12........ where there was once 6."

[@LisaMitchellGD]

@@DownClownTownFrown 😂 He only has 12 of them

[@mandreadfg]

I feel like this entire arc was just so he could say that casually

[@21Cayque12]

"I haven't seen this movie, I was spending time... Saying goodbye"

[@HousePetMarla]

"We love you, Tim." "NO, WE DON'T" Gregg has to be one of my favorite comedic characters ever.

[@willkatching9219]

Watching Tim introduce Dr. San is like looking at photos of your childhood home after a wildfire burns it to the foundation

[@thatpart]

🤣 That's exactly how my mind's eye saw the upcoming arc when San was introduced.

[@shaolinotter]

I miss you son you aint comin back@@thatpart

[@vipset87]

Greg is actually legit a good actor

[@adobeslats6200]

If this doesn't get into my system I go to a bad place.

[@RipScissor]

I still love how Tim getting diabetes is literally never addressed again. Maybe Axiom donated his pancreas too.

[@Hoss_Delgado977]

I mean, would you donate your pancreas to your brother if you needed it? Axiom would.

[@TrinityUnofficial]

he is axiom

[@BlueCosmology]

He overdosed on flax seed so it reversed it.

[@0mnicide]

With health problems like blood clots in them, you can’t live.

[@SRNF]

You'd be surprised how many people with diabetes completely ignore it till they are near death.

[@jkhodai]

Over 250,000 hours of On Cinema and there’s only 28 minutes of him letting us know how he’s doing. Not nearly enough, thanks for highlighting that. Tim doesn’t want to burden us but more updates would be appreciated.

[@anactualplant9574]

Wow. Making up fake numbers just to make it seem like Tim doesn’t talk too much about himself. You’re ridiculous. We are here for expert movie reviews, not Tim Heidecker

[@SSgtChitEPanz]

@@anactualplant9574 said like a true Gregghead

[@Garian9]

What an absolutely incredible human being Tim is, a true inspiration. He's had to go through so many hardships in life while still delivering the most professional movie reviews.

[@funkytransport]

and all this while having no ego... truly amazing

[@ethzero]

And he's incredibly patient with others, especially those that oppose him. A true saint. 😇

[@TerrificLittleSunday]

Neat guy....

[@alexthorpe2522]

Love this and everything that grew from On Cinema. Genius in long-form comedy.

[@dustinmendel4177]

What a different world we would all be living in if Tim had lost his fight against his tumors way back in season one. I'm not casting any blame, but those 19 people would still be alive, that's for sure.

[@mattjenson1917]

Dustin Mendel is not a tuma

[@connorgaydos8677]

What an ignorant comment. Dr San was solely responsible for those deaths, didn’t you see the note he wrote right before committing suicide?

[@canadude6401]

Let's not forget the Victorville Film Archives. Priceless VHS tapes were ruined because of Tim's negligence. He is lucky that he didn't get convicted of arson, a Federal crime. I'd bet that Tim's days in the courtroom are far from over.

[@pmmeyourdadjokes9811]

Connor Gaydos I honestly don’t see why there’s still a debate over this. Did these people even SEE Tim defending his case with the paper wetting demonstration?

[@Mcmotherfuckingrory]

@@canadude6401 The fuck is with all of the Gregggheads in here?!

[@jordank4889]

"-wide eyed, pleading look- I don't want the ideas from my head to come out of my nose" I'm crying

[@cm2208]

Can we pleaseeee get a Tim abusing Mark supercut? Especially when he's the waiter. You're doing the lords work

[@dongvermine]

Bullshit. Tim has a constitutional right to strike his employee.

[@ShutTheMuckUp]

This work for ya? kzbin.info/www/bejne/gn7diYiDm6hof68

[@solophentii3468]

C It was never abuse. Tim has every legal right to hit whatever employees of his don’t obey him. So sad that Tim has to suffer *rats* like you everywhere he goes.

[@cm2208]

@@solophentii3468 Ooooo here comes another entitled timhead. Can spot you rubes a mile away. Leave the expertise and professionalism to the sane/rational on the program. Without Tim's support system him and his stoolies like yourself would be lost. You prolly think he's been demonstrating proper firearm safety in his new segment as well. Sad!

[@solophentii3468]

C Tim is frankly a genius of perfect mental stability, as are all of his supporters, but most importantly he is a red-blooded American, thus it is his irrevocable liberty to act however he wants, whenever he wants, to whomever he wants. Tim will prove all you grade-A dummies wrong as he makes his comeback from those crooked Delgados and makes On Cinema Great Again.

[@Mega_Mikey]

Can we all take a moment to appreciate how incredibly fucking brilliant 16:50 is? His face says so goddamn much right there, the complicated multi-layered whirlwind that is his character perfectly captured in that one moment. Pain, pleading, vulnerability, hope, confusion, denial, comfort.

[@localtran]

“I’m sorry i’m talking this way, i’m trying not to breathe out of my nose. I don’t want the ideas from my head to come out of my nose.”

[@dustinmendel4177]

The look on his face when he says that is pure terror

[@localtran]

Dustin Mendel it genuinely frightens me

[@sonichallbartender]

@@dustinmendel4177 Terrible terror.

[@thatpart]

Suicide Squad

[@marioluisotero4562]

This actually killed me

[@jlzer0YT]

I love how his hand was charred to the bone but he somehow recovers

[@JunkCCCP]

I believe that's Axioms hand

[@emer157]

Axiom donated his hand to Tim because "Tim needed it more"

[@SmallvillenerdTwo]

I love the vagueness of the early season storylines such as Tim's first divorce and his diabetes. These character details (which would be expanded upon in the new seasons) were glossed over for comedic effect but it creates a mystery to Tim's character and subsequent character development giving him more depth as a person. No wonder he deals with anger issues constantly, his life has been one hurdle after another since his blood clots.

[@Valspartame_Maelstrom]

tim in that white mask has me in tears no matter how many times I watch it 😅

[@conneroneill8506]

Joe: “we love you Tim!” Gregg: “no we DONT!”

[@phillgelinas8249]

"I've already noticed that I feel 100% better."

[@rickydavis5964]

bro Tim's comedic talent is unrivaled....

[@vfxninja5503]

My favorite underappreciated line is when he's apologizing for smelling bad after the fire "Some of the fabric and materials made in China have become part of my _skin_ "

[@charlie-jd3ls]

i'm cryinf

[@INSOMNIACification]

Lol I forgot Tim's wife divorced him for getting a life saving surgery and then he got addicted to percs, kinda explains a lot

[@ShutTheMuckUp]

It was such a subtle joke that most people missed it, but it was pretty clear that Tim's first wife wanted him dead.

[@thatpart]

I always took at her way of slowly trying to kill him for (yet to be uncovered) feelings for Ayaka. A wife can tell.

[@PhatPhrank]

@@ShutTheMuckUp 2nd wife. He was married and had a son in the 90’s.

[@jtotheroc]

I love how this goes from blood clots treated with "alternative medicine (which you're really stupid if you do this)", to blood clots treated with surgery, to foot tingling and swelling, to denying he has diabetes, to multiple infections from acupuncture, to admitting he has diabetes, to getting his face contused and hand crushed by his motorcycle, to a retina tear, to blindness, to seeing his acupuncturist again, to replacing eating with nutritional vaping (and becoming a rock band member), to having delusions (ideas coming out the nose), to nicotine addiction, to getting into an extreme accident and getting 2nd degree burns, to a intervention for his borderline stupidity, to opiate addiction, to complete burn face, to not being able to remove his shirt, still smoking the defective vape, to the topical antibiotic causing mood swings, to another infection and gangrene on his face, to contracting flesh eating bacteria, to again self medicating, to running a high fever, to wearing a self lubricating mask, to taking germ shield x, to coming down with a cold, to getting more questionable antibiotics, all while Gregg is being a dick for not supporting Tims medical condition.

[@lol-wc3ld]

thats not nicotine

[@Lincolnlogsoff]

This is such a funny show and the lore goes so deep it's like a blessing if you were around at the beginning or have the time to get into it. His performance as himself is genuinely like oscar-worthy or a definite five bagger

[@TheBBQify]

Plus hes legally blind in his left eye

[@nayr497]

Amazing summary, Jamie! Are you an On Cinema fan AND Sunnyvale resident? I didn’t know this was possible, but I love that it does 👍 It could happen to you cause it happened to me...

[@trinitimassey1650]

Yeah i saw the video too

[@Straight90s]

Gregg: so the bike wasn’t even moving? Tim: no the bike was stationary...at this point, but it had been idling.

[@rd30000]

"well...that ship has sailed"

[@preludepatrick]

13:15 is by far one of the best ever scenes from this entire series

[@MatthewCasey]

It absolutely is. I love this story. It just feels like such a real, natural angry loser’s retelling of a story he should not be telling people.

[@partybot9000]

16:45 this is why I don't take allergy medicine or get flu shots. Nasal congestion helps keep my ideas trapped inside my head, and not spilled all over the floor.

[@thatpart]

partybot9000 the doctors really are trying to make us lose the best notions. Eyes opened. Thank you for proving the,m wrong.

[@maknavickas]

The line “so I can get at her” is so perfect I laugh every time

[@7Yearsmarty]

That’s my favorite injury

[@Hoss_Delgado977]

so goddamn true

[@trx131]

Blue lines are for motorcycles

[@doubleas2380]

I was gonna have a go at her

[@canadude6401]

5:27 Check it out.....Gregg's neck is so agile in the earlier episodes. I think the stress from Tim's antics is starting to affect Gregg.

[@localtran]

Cana Dude it just doesn’t feel right

[@skatingfae92]

This is the funniest thing anyone has ever done.

[@BuckScrotumn]

"Tim's Health Problems Compilation" is the single funniest video title on KZbin. It really makes me laugh every time I come across it.

[@conneroneill8506]

This is so incredible put together like this, it was always my favorite plot line.

[@Sindrake]

Gitchie Gitchie Gitchie He don't laugh he don't laugh

[@KayentaRojo]

The nutritional vape, black fingernails, man bun and beard had me wheezing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@theDYNAMITESTUDIOS]

6:20 only true Estevez Heads will appreciate this special moment

[@ShutTheMuckUp]

Millions of us dream of being tickled by Joe Estevez. Tim gets to live it, but sadly is unable to enjoy it. Life is so cruel.

[@localtran]

Genuinely my favourite ever joe moment

[@drewdonahue123]

They took the funny bone out did they

[@kevinnashiscool1]

I noticed that gregg is in all of these, I don’t know how but he’s behind all of Tim’s health problems. Remember how healthy and happy he was far away in Jackson hole?

[@localtran]

18:55 The China connection

[@ttvasakis]

21:10 too

[@TheAlixour]

Tim getting popcorn lung from vaping would be a perfect tribute to On Cinema.

[@superkid12345]

A decade of this universe and i still cannot get enough

[@adamfrost-venrick9692]

Gregg’s facial acting in some of these is absolutely top-tier

[@greggrobinson5116]

This is brilliant! I've been working through the entire On Cinema catalog, but this is just 100% good stuff.

[@8dazeAweek2]

Joe Estevez tickling Tim kills me

[@richardroberts4355]

Who hasn't said "Thank God for the percs" at some time in their life? Indeed Tim..indeed.

[@thatpart]

Richard Roberts the titanium in my lower spine nods in agreement. Glad that’s all long over.

[@richardroberts4355]

@@thatpart I hear you man. I hope you're good to go and never have any more problems with it. I've been lucky to never have enough problems to have back surgery.

[@thatpart]

Richard Roberts thank you, sir!

[@YourOldUncleNoongah]

My grandfather is exactly like Tim. A random person could tell him some unfounded information, about eating this or drinking that- because its works with curing such-and-such, in conversation and Pop accepts their words as law. Nek minute, hes in the kitchen creating said food or drink from various ingredients ....and this only lasts a week or two, before he accepts that doing so, is causing him more harm than good.

[@viktorovich27]

i loved how the wife divorced him over not dying lmfao

[@milesmeyer8013]

How about a compilation of Tim saying “excuse me”? One of the things I laugh at the hardest especially in season x

[@localtran]

Miles Meyer have been meaning to make my text message tone ‘Excuse me!’ for so long

[@j8lech]

I think Tim and my sister read the same medical blogs.

[@IncredibleIceCastle]

j8lech let me guess, anti-vaxxer, cutting gluten out of your diet cures cancer type?

[@skullingtonturtle8080]

@13:15 is one of the genuinely funniest stories/scenes in On Cinema history. That whole motorcycle story just kills me. And Gregg’s “so… the bike wasn’t even moving” followed by that silence from Tim for a sec… I mean it’s modern Shakespeare. Just so damn perfect.

[@scottieblake1072]

This has warped the way I perceive comedy. Now nothing else will do

[@Deuwl]

One of the greatest gags of comedy ever recorded. This sequence of events had me laughing so much and got me through a difficult time too. What a story arc. 6 bags of popcorn!

[@0oidiedinatimemachineo024]

lmao picturing Tims bike "accident". he got his foot stuck in the saddle bag and rolled the bike over trying to go after an old lady. thats a funny ass image.

[@jf13579]

“AW. Geechie geechie gecchie… he don’t laugh! He don’t laugh…” 😔

[@chrisbilling]

The comedy is so subtle and spot on, just amazing!

[@dabulls1g]

I was watching when tim had his foot issue and got up to go get some chores done and by the time I got back his face had melted off and he was wrapped in hipster scarves and leather jackets. Incredible

[@OkieAllDay]

For all of the difficult health problems Tim has had to deal with over the years I was happy that for a while he was able to get off of a food based diet and instead move to getting his nutrition from a high quality vape. That give you nutrition at the molecular level. Good for you, Tim!

[@blanemylke4144]

"If this doesn't get into my system I go to a bad place."

[@tronsnow4763]

I’ll never forget the first time I watched the ep after Tim’s house burned down...I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder when it shows him and his bandages.....

[@GreenDinos]

“I’m back”

[@Asplur57691]

What a smooth transition at 12:31 Hardly even noticed.

[@charlie-jd3ls]

hi here again, thanks for this compilation. may seem like a silly thing just to laugh at but this compilation brings me alot of comfort in dark times

[@charlie-jd3ls]

hi back again, im having chronic headaches that make me feel like i was gonna be uh passed away. much love.

[@Reddog5546]

You can really see how the china connection has been manifesting itself through these episodes.

[@askhowiknow5527]

I wish I had enough money to pay Gregg to following me around eating popcorn with that look in his face

[@bsap8828]

This is great thank you

[@ShutTheMuckUp]

You're welcome

[@blakerackley8874]

Tim has a great burn make-up artist, they deserve a nod.

[@ethzero]

Tim's a truly sick man of body and soul.

[@TheAlixour]

These always make me smile. Miss you Dr. San.

[@zacharyalan4977]

Through all these you can really tell that Dr. San is a professional, so easy to admire his expertise.

[@mikabjorklund3678]

9:16 Turns out Tim was right. For the longest time after meeting Dr. San, health would be the least of Tim's worries.

[@gigachad2221-g4n]

Liked for your profile pic

[@Wizzler2112]

"I'm back...." Lol so good

[@kyleanderson2949]

Haaaa especially since it came right after the clip where he frantically unbuckled his pants

[@jacobaguiar8018]

This explains so much. Tim’s first wife tried to kill him to get his money but divorced him when he opted for surgery. Brain injury accounts for so much of his behavior

[@bsap8828]

Please do a Dr San compilation from on cinema and the Oscar specials 🙏 Keep it up dude!

[@ShutTheMuckUp]

It's on the list. Currently uploading Mark's testimony from Tim's trial.

[@TheWingless]

24:14 The earrings make this for me

[@uncleGravey5]

Greg’s straight face is perfect gold 👌🏻

[@americanmale2011]

Tim is so brave

[@BobbySacamano]

18:11 "I'm back!! Welcome to _On Cinema at the Cinema_ I'm toast."

[@LisaMitchellGD]

Tim in that Fedora lol Joe trying to tickle him because he said he couldn't laugh lol

[@LessDivine]

Tim’s facial expressions slay me.

[@Frogdoddofficial]

That ship has.. uh sailed. 😂

[@Celiaisbored]

the truth is that gregg always cared about tims well being and was forced to watch him suffer for his own bad choices... no one should be put in that position!!

[@gamerinsociety1450]

The motorcycle story is the best lol

[@ToxicCityOfficial]

Got a lot of pain in my head--- headache Thanks for clarifying, Tim

[@TedBackus]

i get all my medical advice from a super reputable guy named walter who hangs out behind the walmart. he did my recent eye exam, he did a free prostate exam, and a host of other treatments & tests to keep me healthful. its really extanded my endurance.

[@GeddyRC]

Nice compilation. I think my favorite subplot was the whole Jackson Hole patriot motorcycle thing. Then he hurts himself going to attack an old lady and turns into the biggest asshole. Lol And of course when he falls asleep and the vape burns down the VFA for like the third time.

[@rkalla]

One of the most professional movie review channels on KZbin.

[@TrinityUnofficial]

so... at this stage, um- I cannot *see*

[@neve6772]

One of the funniest things about this bit to me is that no matter how much tim fucks up, even if he brings himself to the actual brink of death, he never ultimately faces any accountability - he is always miraculously saved to an extent that it actually feels unfair

[@arsaeterna4285]

13:17 omg I was looking at my phone and then I see this on my desktop and I spat my drink onto my phone laughing lol

[@GeddyRC]

Que Dableyou the whole motorcycle gang side plot was the best. And his story about getting off the bike “cause I wanna go at her” is so so good.

[@HArryvajonas]

Clearly Tim has superior gemes. He has been through many trials and tribulations, and he has persevered.

[@LemonTree9280]

So im addicted to this now...next episode...i dont want the ideas from my head to come out my nose. Just perfect

[@redshiftexperiment]

Great compilation!! Such a big fan of these guys and probably watched every one of the original videos.

[@mattszybiak4496]

Tim blowing the vape into his jacket to “conceal”it, makes me cry laughing

[@macurban7946]

Did anyone see the part where he tries to take a dump but is overheating--Badly??