ONE MILLION Gold Challenge in Stardew Valley

[@CeeJayFraser]

The *ahem* "developer", singular. Let us not forget this amazing game was one dude with the "One Man Army" perk enabled.

[@TechyBen]

@@thespiffingbrit No desk? How did his neck and shoulders survive?

[@_GreenBoy_]

@@TechyBen *they didn't*

[@noahhastings6145]

@@TechyBen Blood for the blood god.

[@poilboiler]

He hired a few people to help out quite a while ago so the latest update wasn't made alone.

[@tommytomthms5]

@@poilboiler I think he had pretty much no choice, it was hire some help or we would still be on v1.2

[@bubbasbigblast8563]

"Did you come to the farm to get away from corporate drudgery?" "Oh no, I came to show everyone how corporate drudgery is actually done!"

[@Mis73rRand0m]

When you realize Communism and Capitalism are the damn same - and you hate everyone involved, including yourself.

[@Joel-bj8om]

@@Mis73rRand0m Communism is just Capitalism enforced heavily by secret police and the military.

[@ThatGuy-ew5du]

I gotta point out he lied alot since max player load out was 533.....so that was a lie he said. Also he didn't use the best million farm method with 5 to 25 players multi billion or cap anyways. So lied again. This dude isn't very good at the game or anything but anyways the video is a bunch of lies and isn't even a fast way to do the stuff he's doing. Literally a million in under 10 mins that's 1 player not multi. Lol so yeah garbage sorry

[@Atomsk2]

@@ThatGuy-ew5du three month old account and with no videos :/ sorry for snooping but usually when someone calls another person a liar they tend to have some point to stand on or prove. So I went to check out your videos about the situation to see how you would make this better only to learn you had nothing :( make a video showing it please I would prefer to be more efficient if there’s a way but I’m also to lazy to look any further than your channel

[@double7923]

@Christopher Corriveau it's not the process it's the result, a terrible life of monotony and strife. And chronic depression for the population

[@notednuance]

"We are going to make a special farmer" "Ah yes thats clearly Pitbul..." "Beff Jezos"

[@Zaneandhismayn]

Mr worldwide*

[@banane2279]

Johnny Sins*

[@ApexBrachydios]

"No, you can't form a union, but you did make me proud"

[@aydinhepsevim5724]

"Which one of you wrote HELP on feild, you are not allowed to show unhappiness."

[@itsmevsme7308]

That's all they need

[@savoryovary4931]

if she’s your girl, why is she infinitely duping geodes with me

[@pissopiss1146]

Asking the real questions

[@JorgetePanete]

You forgot the question mark.

[@thiccburger290]

These aren’t even unpaid interns, they’re paying *you* to be the intern. That’s peak Amazoon

[@johart309]

the CEO's and shareholders's dream

[@eolyas1664]

Life is perfectly balanced with no exploit : Spiff : here are my 100 friends Yep, truly an unexploitable exploit...

[@jadenzantslayers6694]

@@thespiffingbrit damn, all the best dude

[@eolyas1664]

@@thespiffingbrit imagine having interns when you can have slaves. Wait...

[@lauradeichen7684]

@@eolyas1664 Civil War flashbacks-

[@el_mr6439]

That's easy with the infinite money exploit

[@Blueygu]

@@el_mr6439 nah fam the underwater breathing technique is great just tell someone how to breathe underwater watch them drown and then technically nobody killed them

[@averagechannelname9969]

Stardew Valley is relaxing Me who has crippling anxiety over needing to complete everything in two years: y-yeah *relaxing*

[@akiradkcn]

ikr

[@rebak992]

So true

[@tootiredforthis1]

Holy shit i didn't know that now ill never feel ok spending a whole day in the mines again D:

[@fetusgriffin9897]

Community center be like:

[@christophbeck1305]

Thats the reason why i only once actually made it to the end of year 2 in all the other new games i started i droped out around end of sunmer year 2.

[@NoahClevinger]

A simple farmer with a simple way of life: exploiting games.

[@MrYago-xd7um]

@@thespiffingbrit The Tyson Foods business model.

[@ruaridh6744]

@@MrYago-xd7um idk how this made me laugh so hard

[@Skulanus]

It ain’t much, but it’s dishonest work.

[@anggaadandiputra8450]

@@thespiffingbrit do you mean mandatory workers

[@SapioiT]

@@thespiffingbrit A simple farmer with just 1 table and 200 interns.

[@Mgauge]

Joja is sending representatives to take notes on your farm.

[@bee7857]

you mean a corporate spy XD

[@Its_Dave_Just_Dave]

"can we form a union now?" no

[@emotionalleech2421]

​@SCP - 1669 - 43 "I'm sorry, did I say unionized? I meant ionized! Terribly sorry for the mistake."

[@DrPeppa]

13:55 - "Okay everyone, out of bed!" * dozens of people exit the same bed *

[@darrelsam419]

It's like a clown car.

[@your_princess_azula]

I love how someone dug the word union into your farm.

[@defensivekobra3873]

I think you meant to say "the word "union"" unless it was just a union-related word

[@prunabluepepper]

They wrote join the union

[@illogicalbear6200]

HELLO CITIZEN. I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT SPIFFCO LLC HAS ISSUED A CEASE AND DESIST. YOU HAVE ELEVEN HOURS TO PUT RETRACTIONS OR REDACTIONS INTO YOUR STATEMENT, OR A SPIFFCO PARALEGAL WILL BE FORCED TO PUT A LEGALLY DISTINCT "REDACTION" INTO YOU. THANK YOU FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.

[@your_princess_azula]

@@defensivekobra3873 I was pretty out of it from lack of sleep. I fixed it.

[@sasi5841]

Timestamp

[@JustNightmare]

Almost perfect. You just forgot one little thing. You said: "An exploit that developers did not expect", but this truly masterpiece was actually made by an army of only one genius man. All respect to ConcernedApe ♥️

[@FluffyFuwa]

In 1.5 there's two developers

[@poisonmantis4191]

@@FluffyFuwa i think most people still consider it a one man game- the majority of the game and the updates were made by one man! the new dev is great but that doesnt change that CA made an amazing game all on his own

[@wannabedemigod9471]

The perfect game would be one spiff couldn’t exploit. *And no ones perfect*

[@TillerTH]

Wait that would mean there isn’t a game spiff cannot exploit

[@barryfraser831]

@@TillerTH Eggsactly.

[@MACHscott]

No. Stop. Please. I don't want my ladies to be subjected. 😭

[@dyobodraode2554]

That's impossible

[@joethomas8464]

@@MACHscott Don't worry, your ladies aren't the ones I'm subjugating. You are.

[@jordanjamesstavrakis1683]

You can bet after this video went out there was an internal Amazon meeting "So, do you think we can somehow get the workers to pay us for doing the labour?" "Sure, first we just need an isolated island we can move them all too"

[@markoljkrasus2888]

"Can we make a union now?" Absolutely killed me xD

[@msolomonii9825]

next moment the Pinkertons showed up, but they made sure there was no video of that part

[@rocksinshoe9930]

unions are cringe ahahahe now piss in the bottle and poop in the bag

[@blunderbus2695]

'I may have made my name the prismatic shard ID' That guy just made this whole duplication process 100x more efficient, give a round of applause

[@Porkey_Minch]

As soon as the prismatic shard appeared I knew somebody was cheating. Technically it's an intentional feature though, which means it's still more legitimate than this dupe glitch.

[@DW.55]

yeah, sucks you can't do it on ps4 anymore

[@vinijoay]

@@DW.55 you can do in ps4 with animals i think, not sure tho

[@Gwyllgi]

@@vinijoay nope

[@ethanrock8122]

Prison Architect: No Prisoners, just a tree farm Stardew Valley: No Farming, just prisoners and some tables Spiff: Perfectly Balanced

[@ClemensAlive]

Are you kidding? I started playing again 2 days ago for the first time in like 5 years....

[@Lucario_Amiibo]

The best crop you can grow is ancient seeds, takes 28 days to grow but is reharvestable every week afterwards, plant them in the greenhouse for best effects, at the start you'll only have one of them so you will need to put them in seed makers, eventually you will have a gold mine every week

[@Lucario_Amiibo]

And to top this off, the ginger island farm can grow MORE of these fruits. Also to make even more money put them into kegs (takes 7 days to produce so its perfect) casks idk if it is worth since you need 56 days (i think) to max out wine quality.

[@Tibovl]

I wanted to say that stardew valley isn't even 5 years old, then I realised it actually is. Holy shit, time flies

[@JungleScene]

yea same. I just started a new game. 1.5 is awesome!!! so many good QOL updates.

[@Valery0503]

Omg Clemens als ob man dich hier sieht

[@justajimmy117]

Because of you spiff I stopped drinking coffee and only drink tea now! Thank you for this change in my life

[@MrDraka12]

Welcome to the Empire!!

[@garygordle5146]

YOU DID IT

[@obi-wan-pierogi]

One of us! One of us!

[@KitTheAnkafolk]

@@thespiffingbrit Bless the Queen :3

[@KitTheAnkafolk]

@@MrDraka12 Yeah!

[@AleksandrStrizhevskiy]

"No, you can't form a union" -favorite line

[@G0SE]

this guy’s the Mr. Beast and Internet Historian of exploits

[@hayhaa1984]

@@thespiffingbrit He just told you spiff.

[@2007Shockwave]

Hide the pain Spiff.

[@rbxless]

@@2007Shockwave The Tea Conspiracy: Yorkshire tea prevents you from hiding your pain.

[@defensivekobra3873]

@@rbxless the tea snitches to the IRS

[@defensivekobra3873]

@@thespiffingbrit a powerful sad man

[@davidtreissman]

I love that even though Spiff may claim to be an emotionless corporate overload he still gives his unpaid interns health care and medical insurance. 2:53 7:28

[@amberhide04]

This video should've been called: "Forced labour is a perfectly balanced thing with no exploits"

[@erichurst7897]

"Paying Discord members"... they are literally paying you to work on your farm. You, sir, are the King of Capitalismistan.

[@playerunknown9448]

Man if only we could do this in real life.......

[@akilh340]

@@thespiffingbrit Next video title: Bitcoin is a perfectly balanced currency with no exploits

[@defensivekobra3873]

@@akilh340 we got spiffcoin already

[@defensivekobra3873]

Exiting time for science and poverty

[@akilh340]

@@defensivekobra3873 good point

[@loganwalker8537]

@@akilh340 sending a virus to let's say 1 thousand people that uses 10% or 5% of the gpu power to mine bitcoin.... you will have made a lot of free bitcoin

[@raku5178]

A collab with Dangerously Funny is a must now.

[@toribarlow1000]

Need

[@veyunali8504]

Every ex spouse must work under beff jezoz

[@CommitSudoku7]

why is he called dangerously funny when he isn't funny nor dangerous

[@TheRealCharlesDarwin]

"Bezos Bed Time" is something i really hoped not to hear today.

[@jeremymcallister8320]

FINALLY!! I've been praying, waiting, sacrificing, begging, crying for another exploit excursion on the Valley. Thank you, Highness, for hearing the prayers of the loyal!

[@ultimatestuff7111]

Still waiting for”Taxes is Perfectly Balanced with No Exploits-Tax Fraud without being caught Challenge”

[@WildBluntHickok]

Surely the best exploit would be one where you don't even have to deny what you did?

[@Dong_Harvey]

It's called running for any political position

[@milky5432]

an exploit is using existing mechanics in an unexpected way. Fraud is more like cheats. Tax work around are an exploit. Maybe spiff works for Donald trump

[@firockfinion3326]

Spiffing Brit making over three million in a single day in Stardew Valley. Dangerously Funny: "Are you challenging me?"

[@HanSolo__]

"The best way to make money if of course to have money..." That's true to the bone.

[@sjs9698]

and laborers who pay *you* helps, too ^^

[@WildBluntHickok]

"The quickest way to make a small fortune is start off with a big fortune then lose money until it's a small fortune"

[@RadeticDaniel]

@@WildBluntHickok "The only way to become a millonaire in Formula 1 as a team owner is to start out as a Billionaire" - Eddie Jordan

[@boowompthecat]

The fact that spiffing has not only created a YT community willing to help complete meaningless tasks for an evening to help with a video, but that they also pay to join this. I think he's becoming too powerful

[@leobracken2316]

@The Gaming Eagle kettles for the kettle throne!

[@Wertsir]

A KZbin audience is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.

[@MaaZeus]

No, he is perfectly balanced individual. I hope...

[@Psymon1471]

Ultimate achievement unlocked: *You have purchased Joja Mart and majority shares in Joja Corp*

[@grim1427]

Hilarious! Also I would totally play that expansion.

[@namnams1495]

I loved this so much!! "WHO WROTE 'help' INTO THE FARM!"

[@aRealCyborg]

I needed this while farming for the 10 mill steam achievement.

[@shaxee2651]

No you did not need it

[@aRealCyborg]

@@shaxee2651 well turns out you can't do it signal player so...

[@RequiseBBC]

I would have enjoyed this if I had friends...

[@Vergilangel]

@@aRealCyborg you can always give yourself a debug name and get stuff like prismatic shards by the dozen

[@reksiohundson8706]

Dude , game is so easy to earn cash : first year : Spring - skip farming ! , first few days gather , gift Linus , then go to mine , get to level 120 easy , you will have shit load resourcess . Summer - year one farm wheat for quick farm leveling (beer for gifts for all drunks in tavern) , get to quality sprinklers , craft shit of those , and start making kags /preservative jars/lightning rods Fall - Invest all cash in Pumpkins + PJ = $$$ Winter - year one buy buss to Calico desert from community center (dont even bother to do bundles , team up with joja) , enter skull cavern , and gather resourcess , in 2 weeks you should have enough ore for min 50 iridium bars (depend on luck and your skills) , and build ... crystaraliums and farm Jade , you will get 4 jade in week x 25 = 100 , you do to deser traider and buy 100 starcase for 100 jade :) , and then you start , in skull cavern in level 100 , and that is easy iridium . year two : Spring - you farm what ever , you need to level farming , 14 for all you cash you buy strawberry , farm it , use keg & pj for better profit . (save some strawberry , for seed maker , and seed all in green house for years 3 , and convert to seeds) Summer - Starfruit for all your cash , again pj/keg Fall - pumpkin - pj And basically you will swim in cash , end of 3rd year I allready had golden clock, 3 obelisks beach,calico desert ,ginger island , and 10 mil on account , after that game is basically borring .

[@Fluxquark]

10/10 Jeff Bezos cosplay, 100% realistic

[@CustomName]

Spiffing exploiting games one at a time

[@uoverr]

stop commenting

[@ishowhalal]

how many bruhs can i get off this comment current : 625 bruh

[@clapkay]

stop commenting

[@maxgunn8518]

Meow

[@defensivekobra3873]

Games and gamers alike

[@TheRealAlpha2]

Spiff: C'mon, get into bed with daddy Bezzos... Connor: Umm, I need an HR rep.

[@Sigilstone17]

The most powerful exploit of all: friendship

[@BirdlessFlight]

"occasionally it glitches and the top person loses their geode" No Spiff, that's it not glitching...

[@gpfuns]

WE NEED TAX EVATION IS PERFECTLY BALENCED The spelling mistake is intended to increase the number of comments

[@Muhanoid]

Actually, already written by Robert T. Kiyosaki. Well, how to legally do that.

[@reka10]

It's evasion. And everyone knows how to do it.

[@zombieardvark9676]

Evasion*

[@WildBluntHickok]

I say avoision

[@jeromeperson440]

Dfhtrf

[@JessWLStuart]

"You can't sit down, it invalidates your health insurance!" - Beff Jezos! I laughed so loud the neighbors complained!

[@lookbehindyou8358]

My friend who saw me watching this said, "Is that GrayStillPlays?" And I died.

[@dismockpixr131]

"Screw you gameeeeeee"

[@mikcsa]

Now that's a collab I would watch

[@TireFill]

Ditto

[@chandamandal8646]

collab question mark

[@MrYago-xd7um]

@@mikcsa I'd say don't cross the streams, but tea exists.

[@VenomousSpyro]

I'm a farmer in real life. I become a billionaire in a few hours. Thanks Spiff!

[@MrSnotbubble1]

The timing on this video is impeccable, I bought this game last night to play with my friends with the intention of getting rich, and then spif- i mean uh beff comes in clutch All jokes aside, thanks for the amazing content

[@Ziceni]

Spiff co-oping with his viewers is always some good fun

[@db-jugg3r]

At some point i was thinking, this is not about exploiting stardew valley ... but your community :P

[@SylentGuardian91]

I love how you just started berating him when he couldn't find any coal, made me laugh way too hard XD

[@OmegaZero141]

This requires at least one friend, this should be easy for everyone watching... I'm the exception

[@tydshiin5783]

Me too

[@julk1732]

99% of viewers are, 1% margin of error

[@killerbug05]

*laughs in 2 different versions of the game*

[@camwyn256]

Which 2 of my 10 computers should I install it on?

[@UltimatelyEverything]

The way he said "Cash Money" just had me laughing 😂😂

[@GrimFom34]

Dangerously Funny and spiff collab would let me die happily

[@PharmDACR]

That would be glorious.

[@bookreaderman6715]

It would start the tea vs. Coffee wars But I would love the video

[@jirehtheprovider]

Sadly, DF has more or less fully given up on Stardew Valley for some reason. He might come back from time to time but not with the same energy

[@Evanz111]

The other day you made a video on the game of life, and now you’re making a video on the game of the life I wish I had

[@shrimpy_nazeem]

Spiff: uploads stardew valley video Concerned ape: *sweats nervously*

[@saschaxarnold]

*being more concerned*

[@calvinlynn8719]

Spiff: “A nice relaxing farming game” Me: Laughs in volcano cave

[@MALEMization]

Well Mr. Brit: I guess we'll call you the GEODUDE of Stardew Valley!

[@lukeluck13]

You are one of the funniest blokes in the whole of the UK. Thanks for existing mate!

[@khidrrr]

I NEVER CLICKED SO FAST AAAHH MY HEART

[@alex2005z]

@@thespiffingbrit yea that would cost money

[@tekateman6464]

Turning Stardew Valley into an idle game was so funny

[@BambiDiego]

Don't farm in a farming simulator Spiff: Perfectly balanced

[@poilboiler]

He does his farming in prison.

[@toribarlow1000]

Love this content. But I wanted to let you all know that there are not multiple developers on this. This game was created as a passion project by a single person! Isn't that wild!

[@LongLiver]

When he says developers: laughs in game made by one lone guy

[@TheRealCharlesDarwin]

"Perfect, get back into position. OK, brace yourself. Are you holding down?" "Choke me, daddy Bezos" "What?" "What?"

[@Ayylex]

This looks like the ultimate exploited farming experience 😎👍

[@SadGodKamina]

Dangerously Funny Stardew collab please. He knows how to break it so well

[@gordonramsdale]

7:30 How did you manage to trap Jeff Bezos' spirit so perfectly into Stardew Valley?

[@poppykate3036]

I dunno why this entertained me so much... but new subscriber gained 😂😂😂

[@Daun0007]

At this point, I’m just amazed by how many stock photos you have in your hard drive

[@DefinitelyNotaRussianSpy]

I honestly am impressed that you got so many people to work together without any trolls

[@jurredevries8763]

and they payed for it :P

[@shaqtaku]

That's right ladies and gentlemen, this magnificent sausage has just put out another majestic video

[@KrokstheCrocodile]

Hey I have found a bug that that happened when I played with a friend, in the events "Stardew Valley Fair", "Spirit's Eve" and the "Feast of the Winter Star" You can get it to work like this: If the host is leaving the event and cancels the "waiting for other players" screen a moment before the other farmer leaves the event, the bug will trigger. From host's point of view the event is not over but the other farmer is actually out of the event like normal. When in this state the time is not moving at all and will stay stuck at the time the event is normally over. When I say time is not moving I mean mobs don't move machines will not finish their job and some more strange things. Until the host will leave the event the other farmer has infinite time to do everything that they want. I'm not sure if this will work with more then two farmers or not but you can try if you want to.

[@KrokstheCrocodile]

Its working also in events entrances

[@Adam19811]

@@KrokstheCrocodile Is this still working??

[@KrokstheCrocodile]

@@Adam19811 As far of the last time that I checked, yes, but there is some time since then because I don't really like to use this bug

[@TheLibermania]

That is probably the only game i feel bad for.

[@BWA85]

Spiff... Balancing the world one game at a time. You truly are a pioneer.

[@LandonC81]

The prophecy in the thumbnail was foretold. Space cowboy Bezos.

[@Kate_Fyria]

Ah yes, the game that got me into watching people play games on KZbin. Thank you DF. You led me here.

[@mammothachoo]

What did you do during coronavirus? Spiff: broke and exploited everything that can be broken

[@MrYago-xd7um]

Bezos: Ditto.

[@WolfgangDoW]

Next week: covid is a perfectly balanced pandemic with no exploits

[@liamalexander5907]

Just got this game 3 days ago and I'm so glad you made a video of it

[@goose5200]

I love this game! So glad you’re exploiting it!

[@yasminm.8864]

I'm a simple man, I see a spiffing Brit and I have to watch the video completely, no skips especially on the ads!

[@pietro3477]

Will we have a stellaris nemesis exploit when it launches?

[@SlowerIsFaster139]

This might be the best video I have seen so far this year

[@bbrdbr]

11:42 I think Spiff would be impressed by what the RTGame workforce is capable of

[@FelipeDermann]

Was just talking about how I missed a new exploit for this game after the previous one got patched. So happy to see this!

[@akatsuki445]

"Developers" Just the one developer, actually.

[@everythingfeline7367]

He recently hired two others i think

[@mellowllama96]

I yawned at 7:25 and Spiff by sheer coincidence says "Are you tired". Honestly never been so mind blown in my life. However at the same time thinking "My Webcam Is a Perfectly Balanced Camera With No Exploits"

[@lykos482]

KZbin notifications have failed me, I saw this through recommended before notification

[@beyondtheautumns]

Comes to a new land, clears the land en masse, indentures the people, and then has them pay tribute? Most British episode yet!

[@I_Kiwiss]

A Kiwi Approves Of This High Quality Content

[@quasar379]

HAHAHHAHAHAHHA UR FUNNY FUNNY PROFILE JOKE PROFILE I LAUGH HAHA FUNNY LAUGH XDDDDD

[@alejandrobello7005]

i cant believe how absolutely amazing your voice is

[@loens19]

"And thee shall not beest farming fairly" - Spiff to his apostles

[@S4atan-]

The story telling within this video is absolutely splendid, now i could finally understand the hidden innerworkings behind amazoons sucess.

[@mohammedz9294]

I was just searching the Chanel name then I this notification pops out

[@poisonedoak6563]

Considering the intro for this game, this is great

[@Mini_Squatch]

This feels very much like RT's build streams, complete with the demands for food and unionization lol

[@entothechesnautknight1762]

4:40 This feels like one god teaching a follower how to be a god step by step and I love it.

[@kkkkkkkkkKK417]

farming like a true brit

[@silly_bear7099]

The Spiffing Brit: 3 million in one day we beat the game DF: *chuckles* thats cute

[@yankokassinof6710]

i calculated bezos fortune in terraria, using 12 dollars = 1 gold coin (piggy bank value) i got to like 4000 and something chests full of 999 platinum in each of the chests slots