One Movie Later - Spider-Man: Homecoming

[@chrisgunther4505]

I'm coming back in 2019 after the release of Spiderman: Far From Home, and when I hear Tony say " I really hope they reveal J.I Simmons as J Jonah Jameson" all i think is " Wait about 2 years jerk, then you will be pleasantly surprised. "

[@BrendanJSmith]

Well, it took two years but you finally got your wish with J.K. Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson!

[@chefbanjo8139]

10:00 Tony Goldmark, Some Jerk with a Camera, prophet of the ages

[@garrettcarter2959]

Why is NOBODY talking about the cameo return of Dummy?!?! He literally saved Tony's life once. A truly underappreciated character.

[@jetfire851]

Man I hope Dummy is the ringbearer at the wedding.

[@BugsyFoga]

"Spider pig , spider pig , does whatever spider pig does".

[@jacobcolton3828]

Can he swing , From a web? No he can't. He's a pig.

[@joeldaviswarren]

Look OOUUUUTTTTTT...

[@SonofMrPeanut]

He is the Spider-Pig.

[@mkdemigodzillawarrior]

@@jacobcolton3828 Well, unless it's Spider Ham.

[@laytonhudson9197]

mom comes in while I'm watching this mom: what are you doing me: I was watching... porn

[@swordhunter12]

Mom looks at a screenshot of Tony's face. Mom: Whatever floats your boat...

[@animationfanatic2133]

Loved this review when it came out and now wanted to come back after no way home. Salute Tony

[@gamestation2690]

It felt a little weird at first to see a Spider-Man movie where he isn't swinging through the Manhattan skyline.

[@Phillyfan9307]

...holy cow were you guys right about about JK Simmonds.

[@SonofMrPeanut]

It seems like the Ditko characters are the ones who avoid straight-up killing, as Dr. Stephen Strange found a "creative solution" for Dormammu.

[@FireBlastStudios]

1:19 and this perfect world will spin among his every little whim because this perfect world begins and ends with... spider-man?

[@cameronpearce5943]

to be fair the people in the train cart wouldn't know who he was anyway.

[@HBarnill]

Congrats, Tony. Kevin Feige watches your videos. You even guessed the homeless theory from your Endgame video.

[@LandonMcAfee]

Do you happen to have a source for Kevin Feige watching Tony’s videos?

[@bernebelmont1857]

Spiderman the ride is probably one of the best in Orlando, it also does a really good job with mixing it's practical sets and elements with the 3D screens

[@MiscellaneousSoup]

I hope I can see the movie shortly, not just because I really want to see it, but also because then I can watch this video. I know that if I start watching it, I won't be able to pause it. All of you are too funny!

[@ninten360]

12:45 and that's just bizarre that RLM would have an issues with that being forced, as if they're forgetting that Peter goes to an inner-city high school in Queens

[@TonyGoldmark]

But...it...WASN'T forced. I don't think the movie brings up race even once - the multi-cultural cast is just an accepted fact of life that nobody comments on, which is ideally how it SHOULD be. I didn't see the RLM review, did they honestly have a PROBLEM with that?

[@TonyGoldmark]

They had a poorly-explained "not-a-problem-but-still-kind-of-a-problem" problem with the diversity in Force Awakens too, a movie where not only is it NOT commented upon, it'd be kinda stupid to comment upon it because there's also aliens and shit. And they had a problem with that because...reasons. I dunno why the fuck ANYONE would be uncomfortable with more diverse casting. I mean, I don't know the RLM guys personally, and for that reason I'm loathe to call them straight-up racist...but I gotta say, I'm not thinking of too many other conclusions one might reach.

[@ninten360]

they just made a snide comment addressing the fact in their review, which was just a rather out of place thing to a bring up, even as a joke

[@ninten360]

and yeah, that did really rub me the wrong way in their review and also how unusually bothered they were that the romance in TFA is strictly platonic because to them it's weird and unnatural when the main stars DON'T fall in love at the end of a major blockbuster

[@Wintermute01001]

I also remember Mike saying that Gal Gadot's accent was so thick that he couldn't understand anything she was saying. I can't find a single other reviewer who thinks her English was hard to understand. I think he comes from a very sheltered, very homogenous community.

[@Wintermute01001]

Oh good, we now have a new meme to replace the Tower of Terror

[@tandnmom100]

Actually it was the NEW Twilight Zone Tower of Terror the new Twilight Zone Tower of Terror the new Twilight Zone Tower of Breakout the new Guardians Zone Tower of Breakout the new Guardians Zone Mission of Breakout the new Guardians of the Galaxy Mission Breakout the new Guardians of the-- (slap)

[@uneek35]

Liz is from the comics. I know that Liz Allen isn't the Vulture's daughter in the comics (at least not in Earth-616), but I still feel she's the same character regardless. It can't be coincidence that she has the same name and has the same role of "first girl Peter crushes on, who is out of his league, but may or may not like Peter back, and also disappears anything happens between them".

[@SonofMrPeanut]

I agree that Infinity War is probably Tony's out from the MCU, likely via "The Snap" (those familiar w/ the Infinity Gauntlet event series will know what I'm talking about). Cap, meanwhile, will likely sacrifice himself in Avengers 4 (Name TBD), making way for Bucky Barnes as the new Captain America.

[@joeldaviswarren]

2:42 - Come to think of it, Captain EO should be rebooted, but this time as a full length film in the MCU. It would star Rob Schneider as Captain EO, Hilary Clinton as The Supreme Leader, and Ed Helms as Hooter. This time it would be a direct tie-in with Howard the Duck, Rob Schneider's singing would be dubbed over by Selena Gomez, and the title will be "Captain E-Ticket Mission: BREAKOUT (Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure)".

[@TonyGoldmark]

You're not allowed to have ideas anymore.

[@Dylan_T_Clark]

Joel_A113 your becoming as ignorant as sony planning there weird "Spiderman: Homecoming Universe" idea.

[@waywardlaser]

Tony how many black shirts do you own?

[@TonyGoldmark]

Never bothered to count. I like not having to waste mental energy deciding what to wear.

[@SonofMrPeanut]

As someone who's holding out until I actually ride Mission BREAKOUT (till you get bumrushed), it's nice to get another vid so soon.

[@FireBlastStudios]

I remember when I first rode the Spider-Man ride... actually my first trip was in 2002, the same year the movie came out. I was terrified... of course looking back I see that just means they did it right but I used to not be as fond of thrill rides as I am now. And even though it is more or less a motion simulator dark ride combo I do consider The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man very much a thrill ride. The level of immersion and integration between the sets, screens and even the ride vehicle were just amazing and it went unrivaled for almost a decade, before Universal (imo) blew their own ride out of the water with Forbidden Journey, and even with that, it's still a very thrilling and immersive attraction. I;m surprised Disney hasn't tried to do a similar ride. I know that the ride system isn't trademarked for use by Universal like FJ's, since Busch Gardens in Virginia has a ride using the same technology, even with the same manufacturers. I mean Imagine a ride like that but with Disney Villains. And it's not like Disney and Universal haven't "stolen" ideas from each other before... since that's kind of their whole history. Anyways I'm getting carried away, as I often do. The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man is an amazing ride. And it's probably even more amazing after the 2012 redo, but I haven't ridden it since then.

[@TonyGoldmark]

I mean, the Indiana Jones ride at Disneyland and Dinosaur at Animal Kingdom use the exact same ride vehicle technology as Spider-Man and Transformers, just with actual physical sets instead of big screens. I would argue that makes it even better.

[@FireBlastStudios]

I feel it depends on the story of the ride. for stuff like Indy or Dinosaur, your on the ground, and everything is supposed to look realistic, so it makes more sense for everything to be physical,. With Spider-Man you got characters swinging and flying all over the place, it makes sense to have screens. I think screens are sort of like the CG of the theme park world they shouldn't be relied on all the time, but rather used to achieve what (currently) wouldn't be able to be done otherwise.

[@Detaur]

Ooh I finally get to watch this video now that I've seen the movie. I was very apprehensive about this movie since I enjoy Spider-man comics and considering how bad Amazing 2 was and how up their own butt the MCU can be I was concerned. But I was surprised to see how well they handled the villains in this movie, adding much more dimension to the Vulture than he has in the comic and putting the freaking Shocker in it. It was nice that they didn't repeat things in other movies. I was upset about how they changed Flash's characterization as he's my fav and I didn't see his positive qualities shine through here. I'm curious to see how they will continue with these Spider-man movies

[@TackyRackyComixNEO]

I can't believe the chorus of "Dog Police" by Dog Police from the album Dog Police is ripped from a song from The Electric Company.

[@Inspectornills]

Oh my god, can we have Michael Keaton play Disney's Condorman?

[@danielperez5327]

Donald Glover's character in the comics is the uncle of Miles Morales in the Ultimate Universe.

[@Gone-q9c]

WARNING: DO NOT CLICK READ MORE IF YOU DON'T WANT SPIDERMAN FAR FROM HOME SPOILERS. 10:00 Jesus Christ Dude YOU PREDICTED THE FLIPPING FUTURE

[@andrewerath]

Hey man, new fan here :) Love your stuff, so fun and you just have a wonderfully informed and pleasant energy. Keep it up!!

[@JDDeMotte]

I miss all you nerds.

[@doggans]

We miss you too, but it's your own fault for not uprooting your life and moving to one of the most expensive places to live ever!

[@JDDeMotte]

This shall always be my greatest shame.

[@RyanArchiveDump]

At last! Dancin' David "Too Many Not White People" Ganssle does David Ganssle's "Too Many Not White People" Dance!

[@a.t.m873]

I’d love to meet Tom Holland. As far as we know he’s a genuinely good person. In 2019 he even helped a fan being crushed against a barricade in NYC and he told everyone who was pushing the Girl into the barricade and pushed stuff in his face for him to sign “I’m gonna throw your sh*t on the floor if you keep pushing that girl” and he didn’t know anyone was recording. He’s also exceptional to his fans. Good review

[@SonofMrPeanut]

Perhaps it's time for Fox/Marvel to consider doing Fantastic 4 as a TV or streaming series. The constant problem w/ the films so far seems to be them wasting the limited time they have to tell the story, so giving them several episodes to work with may be just the thing they need to finally make this work.

[@jackob.graphic5143]

Mark my words: Oscorp is moving into Stark Tower. It makes too much sense!

[@brycebitetti1402]

Jackson Benight I still hope the Fantastic Four end up buying it instead, even though it's just wishful thinking.

[@BrendanJSmith]

Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners nah. Stark Tower looks nothing like the Baxter building. Oscorp would make much more sense.

[@rs7ln5m20]

So it was recently announced that Paradise Pier will get a permanent Pixar layover in 2018 and be renamed "Pixar Pier"? Thoughts?

[@rs7ln5m20]

Or are you gonna do a State of the Parks on D23 news? If so, I'll wait until then to hear your opinions!

[@TonyGoldmark]

If you're impatient, I just did a huge Twitter thread about ALL my opinions on the D23 Expo revelations.

[@Detaur]

Donald Glover got to be Miles' uncle which was cool though it does make me wonder if they're going to kill of Peter

[@angusng816]

The kid in the Iron Man mask in Iron Man 2 is Peter Parker because I think Marvel handled it well because Sony was two years away from The Amazing Spider-Man.

[@Cyrus21100]

Speaking of the JK Simmons thing...you called it, just not in this movie.

[@Foxpawed]

Also, Rescue

[@Cyrus21100]

@@Foxpawed Eyep. Can't wait for the video on Far From Home.

[@Foxpawed]

@@Cyrus21100 Unfortunately, they're not doing FFH since they did Toy Story 4 out of the options on his last twitter poll, and I presume the editing time makes it not feasible to do two movies so closely timed together, otherwise I'm not really sure why not both.

[@Cyrus21100]

@@Foxpawed Darn. Oh well, maybe when the DVD comes out. Also, watching some of the older videos, I now know why he hasn't done Galaxy's Edge yet. Annual pass blackout dates and high single day prices.

[@themovieguy3642]

Jerk what is this Universal Tooniverse theme park you speak of? When you spoke the words, my mind got clouded with visions of looney tunes, scooby doo, and rest of cartoon network characters in universal riding Jurassic Park! OuO But, in all seriousness its sounds cool. Could you send a article about it to me? Good review by the way.

[@TonyGoldmark]

I can't find an article about it; I heard about it on a podcast whose name escapes me. The short version is, Universal originally wanted their second gate in Florida to be a Universal/WB co-production, with rides based on Looney Tunes and DC Comics, to be called Tooniversal Studios. But, the two studios couldn't agree on terms so the deal fell apart.

[@themovieguy3642]

And yet Warner Bros agreed to let Universal use Harry Potter!?! Ironic don't you agreed.

[@DianaGohan]

Great stuff especially whenever you beat up on Luke Ski and he defends himself like saying he has 3 strikes out of ...17 and a half and him taking the idea Tony was going to have. Though I have to ask when's the next one movie later? Granted I don't know what movie related to a ride would come out next which is another reason why I'm asking but hope you guys don't wait 4 months till what Thor Ragnarok for one of these vlogs again.

[@TonyGoldmark]

I'm gonna continue releasing new content of some sort or another every month, but One Movie Later is officially on hiatus until the holidays. I'm not even sure we'll cover Ragnarok, since there's no official Thor ride. We''ll definitely cover The Last Jedi, but that might be it for the rest of 2017.

[@DianaGohan]

Okay fair enough. Still glad you're going to be releasing content as your stuff is always great. Wonder if it will just be more State of the Park or perhaps the first inklings of season 4 of some jerk with a camera... hey one could always hope right?

[@dunes8817]

Didn't Peter Quill's music tastes kind of come from his mom, though?

[@TokuBoyStudios]

I seriously saw this in my inbox after I got home from seeing Spiderman Homecoming

[@conietokieradboy]

What's petty about it is that they updated the spider man ride but not the preshow, but they updated the hulk coaster the ride AND the preshow footage

[@Foxpawed]

There's also Doctor Strange for "characters who actively dislike killing"

[@Emplordxiii]

What a coincidence, I also went to a 7pm showing at the AMC in Burbank...though it was at the 8. I prefer the 16 but the 8 has some nice recliner chairs.

[@TonyGoldmark]

The screen at the 16 we saw it at had recliner chairs too.

[@Emplordxiii]

Tony Goldmark The Dolby room, right? I do like going to that room, but the other guests in my party didn't wanted to pay extra for that screening.

[@angusng816]

They should recast J. Jonah Jameson. I heard that David Strathairn was going J. Jonah Jameson. Unfortunately, his scenes were cut from the film.

[@TonyGoldmark]

No. J.K. Simmons was PERFECT as Jameson. There will never be another that scarily good.

[@angusng816]

I have seen both movies but the first one is the best one. The second one killed my hopes for The Amazing Spider-Man 3 and 4 but I heard Sinister Six will be reworked into the MCU so Sony could use the Venom for The Amazing Spider-Man universe. I wanted The Amazing Spider-Man to be amazing again. I liked the first one and the second one was okay.

[@mkdemigodzillawarrior]

Say, is that Spider-man ride in Universal still there?

[@TonyGoldmark]

Still there!

[@mkdemigodzillawarrior]

@@TonyGoldmark Huh. That's surprising. Well, maybe that might change if and when Disney and Marvel buys back Spiderman.

[@TonyGoldmark]

@@mkdemigodzillawarrior When Universal signed with Marvel in the 90s, they bought theme park rights to the Marvel brand itself, and a bunch of the biggest Marvel titles (Spider-Man, Hulk, The Avengers, X-Men, Fantastic Four and a few others, to be specific) in perpetuity (as opposed to Universal's deal with The Simpsons, which was only for twenty years), but only within a 500-mile radius of Orlando. So aside from Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind (which, as I understand it, is only allowed to be built because the Guardians hadn't been in any Avengers movies yet as of the moment construction started in 2017, and they won't be allowed to use the Marvel insignia ANYWHERE on the actual ride), Disney can't build any Marvel rides in Florida or Japan (where they have a clone of the Spider-Man ride), but they CAN build them at all their other parks.

[@mkdemigodzillawarrior]

@@TonyGoldmark Huh...go figure I suppose.

[@themovieguy3642]

Actually, you could say it was the sony hack that brought spiderman by to disney and marvel. There is a long history of sony pictures that you should look into. It is very intresting and involes spiderman a lot.

[@wstine79]

And you don't grab The Lone Ranger's mask.

[@A-Productions]

9:57!!!!!!!

[@ArsyaUtomo]

tony, would you like to review All MCU, i mean ALL?

[@TonyGoldmark]

Maybe someday. Beats having a real job, right?

[@cameronpearce5943]

You know The Vultures tech guy is the Hob-Goblin

[@coasterking4980]

Is no one else confused by the "8 years later" time card? If Avengers takes place when it came out (2012), this takes place in 2020. It gets even more confusing when Civil War takes place 2 months prior to Spider-Man and Vision says Iron Man was 8 years before then. They should have said that this movie was 5 years after The Avengers.

[@TonyGoldmark]

Yeah, that was weird to me too. Either everything in the first two Iron Man movies AND The Avengers happened within a few short months, or Marvel screwed up the timeline.

[@JacobHillSBD]

CoasterKing I was bothered by it as well. I'm working on a video explaining a way to fix it at the moment (*SHAMELESS PLUG*), but until Marvel gives an official statement about it, we won't know.

[@bernebelmont1857]

"we're never gonna get an adult spidey" heh

[@SonofMrPeanut]

Way to quote Jim Croce, a thing FOX did but Marvel Studios didn't.

[@cameronpearce5943]

Spidergate, it happens in all universes

[@angusng816]

Captain America's cameo in this movie is better than Nemesis Prime in Transformers: The Last Knight.

[@thejediguy3362]

It is only a matter of time before Marvel and DC collide into a bigger universe!

[@TheOtherJonB]

Lukeski with facial hair and a new haircut... yes please

[@Jamerific]

I am with you man. I liked the Amazing universe more then the Toby movies.

[@BrendanJSmith]

44:02 it’s finally happening!!! Marvel’s royal family are finally home!

[@BrendanJSmith]

I'm kinda disappointed that you didn't use "Spider-Pig" for the credits.

[@TonyGoldmark]

Too obvious.

[@BoyNamedSue4]

When marvel was bankrupt and they sold the movie rights to Spider-Man to marvel Sony actually bought part of Spider-Man as a whole. So it isn't as easy as waiting for the rights to be given up.

[@danshull1331]

Favorite Marvel movie (pre MCU, post MCU etc.) One Little Spark or Pure Imagination? Are you sick of people telling what you think of crazy news that you already ranted on Twitter?

[@TonyGoldmark]

The Avengers. Pure Imagination. Yes.

[@JacobHillSBD]

"Don't let the Green Glob get you!" Who's the Green Glob?!?

[@tandnmom100]

Most likely, the line was Green *Goblin* and the actress only read the line once.

[@osakadragon]

Is there a full version of "the movie had too many not white people"?

[@TonyGoldmark]

Sure, if you make one.

[@dunes8817]

I wonder if Sam Raimi could pull off Deadpool...

[@jurblaydel6989]

Boy Spider's coming home!

[@JacobHillSBD]

Jurb Laydel Spider-Coming Homeman.

[@TsukiCondor]

Is it wrong that I like Spiderman 3?

[@gamestation2690]

No, it's not wrong. In fact, you should watch the new Editor's Cut! It's available to rent on Vudu and Amazon Video.

[@ThePonderer]

As someone who doesn't think ANY of the Spider-Man have aged all that well, I think Homecoming handily takes the crown of best Spidey film. My favorite thing has gotta be that (in what might be a first for superhero movies) the hero's arc involves unironically adopting the philosophy of the villain.

[@TonyGoldmark]

How so?

[@ThePonderer]

Tony Goldmark how did I not notice this reply for 2 MONTHS? Anyway, on the incredibly unlikely chance you're still interested, I mean Toomes' speech to Peter about people like Tony not caring about people like them sticks, and I think it's cause of that speech that he rejects the suit at the end. Not that Peter thinks Tony doesn't care, but Vulture got spurned and operated unchallenged for years because he was "below the Avengers paygrade". Peter has to be "friendly neighborhood Spider-Man" because being an Avenger basically puts him in an ivory tower where he wouldn't be able to stop more blue collar bad guys like Vulture from flourishing or getting their Start of Darkness in the first place.

[@TonyGoldmark]

Interesting.

[@angusng816]

This movie had more racist stereotypes than Transformers 5.

[@tandnmom100]

Elaborate, if you will?

[@theoddestchannel2.022]

Those beards are pretty good. 👌

[@amarihackett2259]

ZEN DAY YA

[@alexandermadwrite2154]

ok here are some random predictions mary jane pregnant teen aunt may cougar peater 12 lamest possible villain frenemies good villains do nothing bad guy bully with better back story who you like more then peater

[@Galvion1980]

Tom Holland isn't a Millenial! Millenials are those who came of age at/around the turn of the millenim. That means Tom Hiddleston (born 1981) is a Millenial and Tom Holland (born 1996 -fuuuuck I am old!) is a Zoomer. Signed: A nit-picky Gen Xer

[@TonyGoldmark]

Duly noted!

[@T.F.Samwell]

...I know it's not really the main focus but I have to wonder, did any high school age person actually find this high school setting relatable and authentic feeling? I'm honestly curious, I haven't found very many opinions from actual kids in the age group. Every reviewer keeps praising it as being realistic and great but it just felt like every same forced fake high school movie cliche that has been repeated since the 80s. Nerdy outcast (you can tell they are nerdy because they like STAR WARS, no one other than hard core nerds like star wars, right?) trying to "fit in" wants to ask bland pretty girl who's out of his league to the big dance with the help of his comic relief bff. Because apparently there are NO OTHER high school experiences or stories to tell other than that one narrative. Nothing about it felt familiar and real at all, it felt like it was written by people who haven't interacted with a real high school for decades (which I'm sure it was.) There were a few good moments here and there but I wish they had tried to be a little more original with it. I was so looking forward to getting a super hero who's background I could relate to more but I didn't really get that. Idk no one else seems to have a problem with the high school aspect from what I've seen so far so maybe it's just me :/

[@TonyGoldmark]

I asked on Twitter, and the majority of current teenagers who replied said that it was more or less accurate, especially the little details.

[@T.F.Samwell]

Wow really? eh, well I have no way of knowing exactly what those people were referring to without asking them directly... And unfortunately none of my friends have seen it yet so I can't ask anyone in real life either. Maybe I shouldn't have phrased it that way, I guess it's not that it necessarily felt completely fake, but that doesn't make it NOT cliche. Most movie cliches come from some aspects of reality, but every high school centered movie I've ever seen just keeps re-using these same few ones. Like in one of the first scenes when they had the nerd bff (I forgot all of their names honestly) come up to Peter with the Star Wars lego thing, and the pretty cheer leader behind them sneered and went "ugh, lame" in that one instant I felt like I IMMEDIATELY knew exactly what they were going to do with this setting, I knew every character they would introduce along with their purpose and their personality, and I was right. Maybe the fact that it was so predicable to me prevented me from getting sucked in and believing it. it's not necessarily grossly WRONG, it's just nothing even remotely new. It barely scratches the surface of the high school experience and because they didn't seem to want go past the bare-bones concept of what it's like in a traditional high school yeah I guess they didn't get anything really wrong because there was hardly anything there. I don't know how to explain it any better, I just wish I could get a story in a modern high school that explored different aspects and perspectives instead of reusing ones we've seen a thousand times. Then again, I suppose the movie was bound to whatever narrative was portrayed in the comics and I'm just a filthy casual who has never read them, so maybe they were just being accurate to that (sorry for the long rants, like I said I have no one in real life to talk to about the movie yet, so I must scream into the void of the internet)

[@joeldaviswarren]

I am a teenager, and I found this movie to be decently relatable in terms of Peter's social life in high school. However, I do think the writers were somewhat unaware of just how many teens today embrace nerd and geek culture. Although, I guess you can say it was intentional due to the fact it could be commenting on hipsters and pretentious fake nerds. You know the kind. The pretty person who wears thick glasses, pretends to like 'nerdy' things, and is constantly wanting to be different from everyone else. At my school, just be hot and do the things I previously mentioned to be a 'nerd'. If your ACTUALLY a nerd, your sort of forgotten about. If you keep that in kind, you can sorta interpret this high school setting in the same way. Peter is a real nerd, and is left forgotten about because the unconventionly attractive "nerds" are faking their quirky hobbies, leading them to be proceeded as cute, and not creepy.

[@TonyGoldmark]

I think it's a mistake to assume someone's interests aren't genuine. You might be bitter that the pretty popular people are getting more attention for it, but that doesn't necessarily mean they don't mean it.

[@joeldaviswarren]

I guess your right in the fact that I'm being bitter. But it just seems there are TOO many context clues pointing toward them just wanting to be quirky. Seriously, this is how these so-called 'nerds' talk: "LOL I'M SUCH A GEEK I JUST PLAYED SUM GAMEZ ON MY DADS LOL XD RETRO SUPER NINTENDO. NOW I'M GONNA SEE CARS 3 CUZ ONLY NERDS LIKE ME SEE PIXAR MOVIES LOL XD LOL I JUST WENT TO STARBUCKS WOW GUYS I'M SUCH A NERD!!! I LISTEN TO SONGS FROM THE 90S AND WATCH LOL XD 90S MOVIES LOL!!!!!! I MEAN, THE 90S WERE SO MUCH BETTER, EVEN THOUGH I CLEARLY WAS BORN IN 1999 AND I CAN'T IMAGINE A WORLD WITHOUT MUSIC.LY LOL XDDD FIDGET SPINNERS DAB ON EM LOL XD BOTTLE FLIPPING XD!!!! LOL THE EMOJI MOVIE IS SOO CRINGE EVEN THOUGH I WILL GO SEE IT! LOL ITS NOT LIKE SUPRESSING MY EMOTIONS TOWARD THINGS ISN'T COOL AMIRITE?!!!!"

[@davecooper5014]

cut your hair shave start jogging. u belong on radio

[@TonyGoldmark]

You literally don't even have the courage to show your own face, hair and body. You must look infinitely worse.

[@davecooper5014]

+Tony Goldmark i do thats y i hide it. we uglies gotta keep it behind mics and under paper bags

[@TonyGoldmark]

You are the Uncle Tom of ugly people and I want no affiliation with you.