Imagine the Illusive Man's face when he hears about Shepard's death from poisoning. Project Lazarus took 2 years and cost over 4 billion credits. One batarian who killed the galaxy's hope of survival.
@Slink19929 ай бұрын
😂👌
@KennyMShow4 ай бұрын
Actually, they could try again) After all they done to rebuild him simple ressurection will be pretty cheap
@NebLlebАй бұрын
Keep in mind: Cerberus resurrected Shepard in an "Enemy of my enemy" bid to stop the Reapers' newest plan for universal domination. They spent a shitload of money on the procedure, and one batarian screwed it all up for them.
@noblesseoblige3199 ай бұрын
Miranda's like "IS HE STILL UNDER WARRANTY?!?!"
@Slink19929 ай бұрын
😂🤣👏👏
@lord-of-roses66478 ай бұрын
If your Shepard died in the first 48 hours after first waking up you get a free clone to replace them.
@christopherg23475 ай бұрын
Illusive man: As the manufacturer, you tell me!
@YoungMrBlue2 ай бұрын
Quickly turn on the clone!!
@progsteАй бұрын
@@lord-of-roses6647is that the great cerberus customer service I've been hearing about?
@N7SOLDIER Жыл бұрын
Rest in peace Shepard. 🤣😂
@Slink1992 Жыл бұрын
😂👏. R.I.P 😆
@shamspyon11 ай бұрын
Seems like this had happened to him before ☠
@YoungMrBlue2 ай бұрын
Illusive Man: “ *sigh* we spent so much money on tha-“
@ethanpower3818 ай бұрын
Shepard has taken on the Reapers, the Collectors, Cerberus and many more. But in the end, a poisoned drink was too much to handle.
@Slink19928 ай бұрын
The joys of drinking on the job 😂
@thundageon5962Ай бұрын
Shepard: *dies from sobre* Radio: *ASSUMING CONTROL*
@PALADINKILLIAN-140310 ай бұрын
shepard was brought back to life wich costed alot of money just go get drunk and die :D
@Slink199210 ай бұрын
Yep! 😂👌
@Catras_unfairly_gorgeous_smirk10 ай бұрын
My headcanon is that poison resistance, with a focus on alcohol, is exactly where Miranda focused the leftover budget from the Lazarus Project when the Illusive Man told her she wasn't allowed to put a chip in Shepard. There honestly is no other explanation why Shepard is able to drink ryncol and survive. 🤣🤣Lawson did her homework, read the files and prepared. She fully expected this to happen.
@KennyMShow4 ай бұрын
@@Catras_unfairly_gorgeous_smirkhis not even Human after all. He is so filled with implants that he even can be the prototype of bio-machine synthetic creature in me3 final. Well... If you behave yourself bad even his face will be turned apart by implants in me2
@sigmawarlord4 ай бұрын
imagine thinking you're about to die and the first thing you see when you open your eyes is jacob 💀💀
@JuliaJuanaAlvarez4 ай бұрын
Take another drink and go back to dying
@EdgAr48399 ай бұрын
There's a missing moment from Mass Effect 2 where, in the bad ending of the suicide mission, the Illusive Man does a facepalm.
@Slink19929 ай бұрын
I can imagine that! 😂
@siddharthv2900 Жыл бұрын
Batarian 47
@JHS270694 Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, couldn't find an exit fast enough.
@Sylvie_without_surname8 ай бұрын
Shouldn’t have used sedatives for a lethal poison job
@enumaelish91938 ай бұрын
@@Sylvie_without_surnameThat WAS lethal poison. Shepard's super soldier liver he got from all the weird shit he drank in ME1 was just too strong.
@JuliaJuanaAlvarez4 ай бұрын
That's why you don't drink while working
@Slink19924 ай бұрын
😂👌
@bombidil36 ай бұрын
Rookie mistake. Didn't shoot the batarian on sight.
@ladyselin3513 күн бұрын
Aria's men are mostly Batarian.
@bombidil313 күн бұрын
@@ladyselin35 If hate crimes are on the table, war crimes might as well be, too.
@xJAKEx117x2 ай бұрын
That was actually brilliant haha. Thank you for sharing.
@Slink19922 ай бұрын
No worries! I’m glad it entertained you 😆
@shadowofebony38510 ай бұрын
That timing is to good.
@Slink199210 ай бұрын
Brilliantly timed 😂
@opheliax5835 ай бұрын
This was the first time I decided to drink in the game and I remember my thought being. 'Wow, I finally decide to treat myself and fucking die.' Lmao I don't think I trusted drinking much more after that unless it was on the Normandy.
@Slink19925 ай бұрын
😂👌
@Iuwl7 ай бұрын
I still don't really understand how shepherd survived this. Pretty sure everything except the facial scars are 100% human.
@CodeOakSama5 ай бұрын
For what.i get. He received some upgrades. Maybe some kind of poison resistence in the process? Would explain this and the sedative scene on the arrivel dlc...
@noblesseoblige3195 ай бұрын
The most common theory is that since it's unlikely his liver would be intentionally as deteriorated as it was for someone that age with that history of drinking, his body is just ever so slightly more likely to handle a poison that was intentionally made to be juuuuuuust a little over the lethality line. It's a throwaway line, but someone mentions passive poison detection in omega, which hints that the poison used here might be just under the line to be detected but over the line to be likely to kill humans/batarians. So that tiny little bit of new-ness might have been just enough to tip the scales in his favor. The second most widely accepted theory is that shep is absolutely a krogan that got hit by a truck and reincarnated as a human with all the krogan-benefits from the first life. Besides this, he also set a high score from his n7 training where he is on an asteroid for way longer than he has food for. Kinda like having a nutrient hump. Is it stupid and nonsensical? Yes. Will I concede it's not way better of an explanation for half his crazy antics? Not even a little.
@anthonyrodriguez87884 ай бұрын
Shepard has some moderate cybernetic enhancements. They even gave Shepard a slightly better biotic implant if your Shepard was a biotic.
@Suzume1754 ай бұрын
Yes, all of the mechanical parts they implanted in Sheppard are completely human. Sarcasm aside, Sheppard is quoted to being peak human, like some kind of naturally born Captain America. That likely includes a high tolerance for toxic and foreign substances. They also survive the Prothean beacons, something that would probably fry like 99% of non-Prothean brains. In short, Sheppard is just him.
@2woopuck10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@ericparker30644 ай бұрын
So how does that happen to Shepard?
@JThom5293 ай бұрын
He accepts a drink from the batarian bartender in Omega