Mass Effect 2 Legendary Edition - Funniest Lines

[@TOONYBOY]

Shepard headbutting a Krogan and not giving himself a permanent health debuff is insane. That Krogan shouldn't have even MOVED

[@connormacleod4922]

To be fair, Shepard did get cybernetic and genetic enchantments from Project Lazarus.

[@TOONYBOY]

@@connormacleod4922 There's nothing in the game to suggest that he was given upgrades to his physical strength, in fact the Lazarus Project had a very specific emphasis on making as few additions and modifications as possible. Plus, if you're going to say Shepard can physically injure a Krogan with no weapons, he should FLATLINE a normal human, but he doesn't

[@connormacleod4922]

@@TOONYBOY The upgrades for Shepard talk about how it infuses such genetic and cybernetic technology. "Heavy Bone Weave" "By reinforcing the skeleton with a synthetic weave, bones can be made almost unbreakable. In the event of bone trauma, medi-gel conduits allow for bone regenerations in a matter of days." "Heavy Muscle Weave" "Perforating the muscles with micro-fibers increases overall strength and decreases the potential for muscle damage from exertion." "Heavy Skin Weave" "Strong synthetic fibers can be woven through the skin, dramatically reducing damage taken from most attacks. These fibers also act as a medi-gel conduit, improving healing." All these upgrades lace technology into Shepard. The heavy muscle weave in particular gives Shepard increase melee damage. In other words, that head butt could match a Krogan.

[@TOONYBOY]

@@connormacleod4922 Granted I did forget about those upgrade descriptions, but that still doesn't mean he's as strong as a Krogan, just stronger than a normal human, especially when you consider that those upgrades are basically +5% health, health regeneration speed and +5% melee damage, which is basically useless in game anyway, and I'm pretty sure the cutscenes aren't measuring character strength in percentages anyway. Also, not to be TOO particular, but you still have to actually BUY those upgrades, and the same scene still plays out even if you have none of them

[@bandersnatch9793]

@@TOONYBOY I mean Shepard does flatline many, many normal humans. That's a pretty significant thing that happens. I get where you're coming from here but Shepard very much does regularly flatline normal humans at the rate of several a day.

[@azkar65]

I would pay real money to hear 14 hour of Shakespeare on the voice of an Elcor

[@Azwarrior94]

Pretty sure that’d be worth every penny

[@TheOz91]

I want to see it performed live

[@yammt3148]

"Your job is awful." - Grunt.

[@anteplibela]

"Indeed"

[@ChainNonSmoker]

19:49 that Legion midst-combat line kinda come at the right moment like they're a bit "wtf" as well realizing Liara never tested the shunt and they're strategy might be falling apart.

[@deepfake5746]

One of the top 5 games ever made

[@TOONYBOY]

11:42 Heheh, I love how you cut his dialogue right as he started speaking

[@matthewarcher3024]

Mordin and Joker are two of the best made characters in these games after Tali and Garrus 😂

[@AlexSchmid-TheAceofSpades]

And Legion. Legion was precious.

[@GodammmitKalcour]

I still love hearing Joker being a sore winner. Makes me laugh every time I hear it.

[@DoratTheKiller]

I like how the Reapers line is at the very beginning

[@JayDay01]

kelly brought the itch

[@lisap546]

Legion: Geth do not normally infiltrate. Translation: It's not our fault people don't know what we look like

[@FalonGrey]

Oh my god, who is that at 0:20 ? 😂

[@KritoSkywaker]

Kasumi

[@ItsMeAsena]

She's Kasumi: The Master Thief. A DLC character/squadmate.

[@Mabra51]

13:55 Schizophrenia

[@awedelen2]

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