One-Punch Car beamng edition

[@A_Senitent_Ford_F150]

I love how the bollard hits so hard and so fast, certain body panels just stay where they are and are in perfect shape

[@realitynon-fiction]

Beamng physics 🌌

[@juliet4093]

@@realitynon-fiction nah; this games pretty damn accurate, it’s just physics in general

[@UncleanerBullet]

In one mythbusters episode they hit volvo with a truck at high speed it was fun to watch in slowmo because the headlights of the Volvo just stayed in their original position intact and the whole car behind them just flew away.

[@сергейчернов-ъ4п]

Its like in Asterix & Obelix when roman soldier being yeeted in the sky leaving only sandals on the ground

[@Alpakkacz]

"i love how it hits so hard and so fast". that's what she said 😂

[@math4all999]

5:33 When the objects go so fast the atoms in them don't even start repelling each other yet

[@Cosmetic_Astro]

When they hit so hard atoms can’t even react

[@zipperguy7853]

sainse

[@lairdcummings9092]

I love how the spritely music stops the instant the ultra-violence begins. Edit: Also, after that takeoff, they've got an emergency, right enough!

[@forrestozbolt1107]

After that takeoff they are the emergency!

[@JohnSmith-cb6qx]

The developers really need to implement a limit to how long a beam can be stretched before breaking, or at least opt not to render beams that have been stretched several kilometers across the map. Some of those graphical artifacts seem too obvious to not have a solution.

[@choo_choo_]

The solution is to not max out the speed on shit like this. The vid would have been much better if the bollard was a half or even a quarter of the speed. Physics wouldn't have glitched out, cars wouldn't be reduced to an unrecognizable frame (letting you actually SEE the damage and force), and things wouldn't have to be forcefully slowed down to give the sim extra time to calculate (or whatever reason there is for the excessive slo-mo that deflates any "impact" the impacts have).

[@EricDongh2p]

​@@choo_choo_that's not a solution, that's called a workaround

[@andrewstewart1464]

'Watching a chode bollard JFK-magic-bullet it's way through multiple world war 2 bombers' is a space I did not expect to see on today's bingo card.

[@sebbes333]

6:28 *Just making sure that "Nobody" is in it.*

[@sebbes333]

Name: "Nobody".

[@therandomchannel8859]

"just making sure we are free to go" *sees someone in a home about to be destroyed* "ok, we are free to go!"

[@Moulikyash]

7:12 Welcome to Tractor Airlines, I hope you have a good time 😂

[@thrdai]

It's like the bollard has to keep checking the math to correct its path. Like with the planes @1:25 it looks like it wants to deflect, before it goes back to check the numbers and course correct.

[@CalebMartin-re5gk]

0:26 "non-vehicles" got me thinking, "he's not gonna fail us on that"

[@MrGFG003]

Gotta love the mix and match of Saitama, latinamerican reckless driving, and that specific selection of the first car, which is commonly known to be owned by "road kings and owners" in some parts of Mexico and Latinamerican. Nailed it perfectly. Wish to have something like that hitched to my car and see them fly straight to the road king's heaven.

[@chunkplunk]

hits harder than my dad

[@themightymitsubishilancere8027]

Poor seat Leon:(

[@cameronchase4071]

Factually incorrect

[@unrenownedc]

​@@cameronchase4071 Actually, it is correct. A man can't hit nearly as hard as a gigantic bollard traveling at 500 mph.

[@cameronchase4071]

@@unrenownedc you must not have met his dad

[@Not_So_fit]

Bro said morning everyone me literally watching in midnight 😂😂

[@Ghipgipz]

Lol i did too😂

[@hjalfi]

When you can go that fast, you don't have to physics.

[@Sterling_Silver04]

Physics become an option, or a loose reccomendation lol

[@ericbright1742]

"We don't need physics where we're going!"

[@Karim_awwad]

never clicked so fast in my life the vid uploaded 16 seconds ago

[@Bigfunnything]

I clicked on a now deleted neilogical video when it was out for 6 seconds.

[@killerdinamo08]

I've clicked on my own video exactly after it uploaded 😅.

[@SimpleSoldierOfficial]

@@killerdinamo08sameeeee lol

[@firstnamelastname-cg8jg]

"Good morning" Me: "It's 8 pm :)"

[@LukeTheJoker]

The definition of "More Cowbell."

[@haassteambraker9959]

7:57 engine block left behind like a pair of shoes in a cartoon lmao

[@forrestozbolt1107]

This thing is… VIOLENT. I love it!

[@acidxero]

You always end your videos when they're at their best.. keep it rolling for a few more minutes! Good stuff man.

[@helixwash4508]

4:32 it's like there was a delay in showing that the piston completely took off the front of the grey car, and showed no damage from the impact initially. There is so much happening within split seconds, I'm not too surprised, but it's funny nonetheless that busted like a Lego two blocks down

[@peraltarockets]

"Mo-oooom, CarPal broke physics again!"

[@NoName-ew4rq]

2:38 Mustang liked this video

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

*_Car Pal..._* Defying, Breaking, and Re-Writing physics... *SINCE 2017* 👍

[@Phoenixfisch]

8:40 frame 1: 0mph frame 2, 3, and 4: 167mph frame 5, 6, and 7: 228mph frame 8: 309mph frame 9 and 10: 378mph frame 11: 457mph so it took 11 frames to reach 400mph. The video is at 60fps which means a frame is around 16.7 ms (milliseconds). 11 frames is 183 ms. It took 183 ms for the car to reach 400 mph in SLOW MOTION! In real time it's even less. I don't know how much the slow motion slowed down the video, but it seems like in real time it took only one frame (16.7ms). That is an acceleration of over 10 000 m/s² (meters per second square). The g-force this thing experiences every time when launched is 100G. That's sick... Disclaimer: I can't guarantee that my calculations are correct. If you find a mistake please let me know.

[@OsvaldoV13]

i love how the mainsong of the video is the typical mexican song related to taxist/public micro bus drivers

[@kptparker]

Nothing like using oversized steel cannon to hit pedestrians and turning them in to SCP's

[@avramnovorra]

Watching all those B-25s be pancaked was the grratest thing ever, and also such a lovely fireball! All that was missing was Bollard vs Train 😂😂

[@TheOrca]

Looks like we have invented a new vehicle crusher, fast and easy!

[@friedteto]

It's so fast that it broke reality.

[@Redline_Republic]

Yes. Emergency take offs with landing in heaven brilliant idea 8:05

[@ramadhanisme7]

Damn that altitude is itching my nerves 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheRealWhamao]

4:16 the local town council should implement this to stop those annoying cars from racing in the streets at night 👍😃

[@whipp22]

3:31 Nobody gonna talk about the thing actually making the brown Audi Park properly

[@bludthinkhecool]

1:12 bollard: I've had enough of you

[@thomasveal7697]

0:40 this is how fast ur channel grows

[@RobloxTheUnknown]

AT THE BEGINNING: Even the LICENSE PLATE on the front knew what was going to happen in this video.

[@roachblinder]

Loved that background music 👌🏼❤️

[@-aid4084]

Ah yes, "Educational" content.

[@ThatDamnedTurk]

The wisest of teachings.

[@nickichambers9328]

I love learning about cars being struck by bollards at 250+ mph!

[@calebmoak186]

So that is where Ilmango gets his intro from.

[@vitameat]

Ultimate: Bollard launches, hits George. Bollard immediately vaporizes, George just stands there like the dummy he is.

[@Symmetriad]

2:50 "You turned him to Godtrash."

[@im_mortalCameraman]

I vote him for president.

[@Trims-And-Things]

0:32 Safest Spirit Airlines flight

[@needywallaby2030]

1:10 now we know what happens to tanks irl

[@karu11207]

neeed moree :'0 that thing is funn

[@erroneousbosh]

Can you make the bollard spin for stability, like a bullet out of a rifled barrel? It would have to spin pretty fast, and it would probably impart some of that spin to the things it hit.

[@firstnamelastname-cg8jg]

The front of the Chiron at 5:14 looks like the alien from the "Predetor" movie

[@danw1955]

🤣👹

[@RallyRat]

1:31 not sure why all the damage to those bombers was unexpected...I just thought it would Dolittle.

[@Moulikyash]

8:11 YEET

[@CDCI3]

1:09 the tumble out of that tank canon is... concerning.

[@Justafunnyandhappyguy]

We know you work hard you don’t need to do daily uploads we still are very happy :)

[@CountryFriedCreations]

My jaw dropped after the first fire.

[@brn8670]

1:00 Funniest Moment🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌Nice one, wait where the wheels go🤣

[@ksk1818]

3:20 that was the power of bentley car dealerships, using the Force to destroy a car

[@jamesfalvey77]

Just make sure no one is in it.............. All clear !! 😂😂😂

[@DangleeBarredo75287]

2:58 Legends say's that dummies are still doing sick breakdancing moves

[@WindsorYeh]

Imagine lining up for takeoff when you get doomed by a large version of a patented HSCB.

[@Charlie_Waffles]

The helicopter was the best 🤣🤣🤣

[@Symmetriad]

Can this be used for rapid Lego car disassembly as well? :D

[@bluesquare23]

My cat loves your videos. He never watches the screen but he's glued to your videos! At this point I'm just putting them on for him.

[@mayw6571]

That last punch was somewhere in the ballpark of 184g. You've invented the reverse brick wall!

[@MarcosSilva-p1m]

you should have put the supersonic small bollard next to the big one and make the big one say ''don't talk to me or my son ever again'' before making them shoot at a dummy

[@litsebejimson9398]

Hey car pal! I love your videos man! And they are great and you are great!

[@_tedd_has_spoken_]

2:10 when you go so fast you walk on water

[@BaldEagle777]

LOL hits harder than life

[@emeraldyt2.0]

The earliest ive ever been to a car pal video

[@works-of-aswin]

2:18 This Airport is very familiar to me 🤔... Is that airport belongs to GTA Vice City? 🤨...

[@danw1955]

Funny how the physics are destroyed when something is accelerated to 1/4 the speed of light!🤣 The tractor was hilarious.. I don't think there was enough left to fill an average sized suitcase!😱😂

[@deanlawson6880]

Wow! Such a powerful launcher! Maybe Elon should look to the mighty bollard as the booster to launch Starship into orbit!! It would be great!!

[@TheLonelyCowboy1958]

The bollard looks like a piston that decided its had enough fun inside the engine for today

[@claypooltyler1992]

I just wanted to say I'm proud of you for getting recognition from a lot of other KZbinrs, you are doing a fabulous job keep it up

[@djscrews]

I think you found a new kind of spaghettification with that Case tractor!

[@doktorwort]

I'm not sure what was better, the tank treads evaporating or the Merc SUV getting fully sent 😂

[@TheOtherGuys2]

8:09 "Ludicrous speed! GO!!"

[@Z_emily]

THE ONE PUNCH CAR IS REALLLLL

[@lilliefleenor5149]

Tank: pew pew take that! the bollard: Let me show you what a REAL cannon does ;)

[@frj3289]

I'm surprised you didn't use the APC in this video.

[@3d9e]

Very educational as always 🤓 you are on your way to make a WMD. Imagine sending this bollard from space, earth probably cracked a bit

[@st.coiled]

the mosquito one is so real car pal

[@dr_jaks8482]

SpaceX should be taking notes on this

[@pat-o-lard]

it hit so hard it ripped the bentayga off the bumper, not the bumper off the bentayga XD

[@dominikbasek5339]

Nice, GTA Vice City airport!

[@Declan-js1zv]

I love how car pal’s meaning of safely is brutally murdered

[@grandstarstudiosFORMER-YT]

5:13 That looks like a cartoon face that just got its face splatted XD

[@knowledgeispowermediaprodu7094]

I'd like to see it taking out a plane flying overhead...😂😂😂

[@weege001]

My first words after the first car was; holy shit!

[@montymole2]

beamng needs to make more cars split in half, as that's way more realistic in some situations, and then of course there's situations where the car could explode into hundreds of pieces as well

[@montymole2]

just kidding btw, because screw having realism in games (no this is not sarcasm)

[@faked8586]

Loving the ilmango intro music

[@zCindy-d2g]

tank be like, this is so hard! cannon be like, easy as pie

[@ashleightaylor9505]

We want another episode of this please I love it

[@montymole2]

8:07 all the others being in slow motion ruined it and then the one time it was high speed was really freakin hilarious lol

[@Moulikyash]

8:11 Lmao that was so fucking quick

[@usvmchc2843]

The driver of the tank: nah you missed me but you did get those annoying people in the turret

[@AnalogDude_]

Ask BeamNG for objects with adjustable elastic properties, like springs, rubber objects, that would probably make very cool things possible. Like pinball game. Hook's law.

[@jessefroome]

Hi CarPal. I was wondering if you have ever tried the game Wreckfest? Its sorta like Beamng, except it's mostly centered around racing and derby. It's a really fun game for people who want to have a racing destruction game like beamng, but don want their computer/console to become an atomic bomb.

[@dominicrichardson5546]

Effspot exhaust reference made me laugh

[@Xelement20]

Those dummy's were certainly break-dancing 😏

[@zaneh1719]

just unintentionally flexing the power of his computer by spawning that many B-25s

[@Yuro_Kiry]

The wheel in beamng is always indestructible 😂