One Thing A Broke Woman Always Got | with Madame Joyce | Ep 305 | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

[@tracyninsiima9195]

Not “she’s shaped like a deep breath” I almost crashed my car 😩😂😂😂

[@jodyjojo1381]

I didn't get that one. What was the person trying to say

[@PiecesInAGame]

@@jodyjojo1381 they tryna say she built huge, chest popping out like it's full of air

[@aestheticswithella3486]

time stamp?

[@nm7965]

I feel like that is HIS roast and not somebody's 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭I howled!!!!

[@chaneloceandreamer357]

I screamed so loud😂😂😂

[@crystalcervantes4708]

James had a whole list of his fave roasts in his back pocket LMAOOO

[@maybee5334]

FAAAACCCCCCTTTTTTT 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Alicia_No_Keys]

For real. Did not hesitate

[@chaneloceandreamer357]

That spun me🤣🤣

[@pameladianegideon2426]

She called it when she said they kept the good ones, so they could laugh in their hearts 😂😂😂

[@Megam1nds_photography.]

FFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCTTTTTT😹😹😹

[@InfectiousDucky]

When Joyce called them daddy you SEE the boys get flustered, Fuhad lauhed and smiles and James just stoped for a sec hahahahha

[@alliyahhenderson101]

They’re so cute when they’re flustered

[@aminewarra5219]

Time stamp ?

[@danip2869]

@@aminewarra521936:20

[@jamzhacki4877]

48:42 48:52 :40 48:52 48:52

[@DrAlchem01]

You just *_know_* James' heart skipped a beat 😂

[@imanimaldonado1626]

“If people do not allow you a seat, you have to create a table” I love her words here, amazing episode!!

[@elizabethkent9859]

♥️ Ty for writing this!

[@SolidDragonUK]

Amen

[@tiana8983]

Did anyone else catch Fuhad’s girly giggle when Joyce said ty daddy 😂😂

[@lisadeogratius1586]

When she said " Thank you Daddy" both James and Fuhad looked at the side and smiled and blushed at the same time 🤣😅

[@mariamosoloye3156]

Time stamp?😭

[@danemcdaniel1822]

⁠36:20 or right there around it

[@danemcdaniel1822]

@@mariamosoloye3156 36:20

[@glock-kay]

@@mariamosoloye3156 36:23 - 36:29

[@xoxokennya]

36:27

[@Beautiful_Sound_1995]

Her saying the roasts weren't even bad and then James immediately being like "That's crazy, someone said you were built like a deep breath." Crying.

[@HeyMe75]

That was all him

[@asukiasonYT]

made me an asthmatic

[@danielarcher2114]

‘If people don’t allow you a seat you have to create a table’ Phenomenal quote, brilliant guest

[@ShaRhondaGomez]

That quote was HARD and in my pocket. Loved her whole vibe

[@SA-yd1xk]

I'm 57 and I love this courageous young lady. Never listened to a podcast before.

[@claudiabordalo4907]

Every time James put his hands over his eyes when he laughs, he reminds of the monkey emoji 😂😂😂😂

[@trudy_triad]

Lol see no evil 😂😂😂😂

[@Lucian_Media]

Now I can't unsee it. 🙈

[@rojeff4547]

“is this what the cult babies had to offer?” JOYCE IS PLAYING WITH FIRE RN 🔥

[@kole9158]

FIYAA fi true broski

[@Digitalhunny]

In all honesty thou, that _was_ an _extremely_ hard photo to roast. Just _look_ at her! Perfect: hair, makeup, dress, pose, lighting, backdrop?! Oh, _and_ the photo is actually _in_ focus too? Come on, Fuhad gave NOTHING to work by using THAT photo. 😂😂😂

[@Thtguyfry]

let her cook lmao

[@dcarter455]

That is Joyce’s WHOLE personality is playing with fire😂 THATS WHY WE LOVE HER dangerous energy 😜

[@glock-kay]

Almost dashed my laptop🤣🤣

[@Bigbilliss]

80 Yr old: “Where’s my mummy?” Joyce: “Girl where you think🤨” Took me out😭😭

[@khomotsomashego7473]

😂

[@thobilemthandi9235]

I laughed sooo hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Alicia_No_Keys]

😂😂😂 too funny

[@glock-kay]

So peak fam😭😭my mom works in care and she's seen the same shit, honestly really sad to hear about.

[@DonnaMcCormick-v4g]

not funny and ageist too

[@britheedivine8]

This is my intro to Joyce. I’m 6 minutes in and I love her already 🤎🥰

[@JerZGirl71]

Same. She’s hilarious & love her energy!

[@SeventhHouseandOak]

Same! She’s a beauty, too! I love her!!

[@Kickstop_]

Same! I absolutely love her!

[@saturdayswithlizzie.3610]

Rude in person! She stares at you when you smile she gives you dirty looks 🙃

[@sharonsantana7583]

Same. She got a new fan 💖💖

[@CHRYSSIBOO]

This collab is such a vibe! Watching in 2024 and want another video like now since this one was 5 months ago.

[@bluebeardswif3]

they have a more recent one on her podcast i think!

[@CHRYSSIBOO]

@@bluebeardswif3 I found it

[@ogphemomodibedi3026]

Agreed

[@mickym1326]

I love that she acknoledged God. He works in crazy ways. He qualifies the unqualified. What a gift.

[@baileyduhh3293]

she had Fuhad FLUSTERED all episode! I love it lmfao

[@thelmasakarombe985]

Yhhhhhhh

[@B3thBakes]

Facts!!! 😂

[@abbyib]

Madame Joyce unrequited love for Fuhad is SENDING ME

[@christellefrancios2038]

First James now her lol

[@BeeStyled15]

@@christellefrancios2038 😂🤣

[@kivigray0423]

Oh those feelings were mutual. Fuhad was on it!

[@NoriZai]

The way my gums dried up from smiling through this whole hour and 20 mins. 😂 The chemistry between these three 🤌🏽 ❤

[@EssLoco]

Gums dried up?

[@cactusobsidian]

Are you a member?

[@JaTheBigKid]

​@@cactusobsidianI think tier 2 or 3 patron gets early access

[@NoriZai]

@@cactusobsidian yup!

[@raymounter6167]

Facts bruv

[@mzskilz8351]

One of my fav eps to date. Joyce got mans flustered. Fuhad, Joyce could put it ON YOU…. Don’t run from it 😂😂

[@ridjauhnryan6882]

When she said “you dumbed it down but saved it in your heart to laugh about later” 😭😂😂😂🤣🤣😂 9:00 I can’t lie that was way too funny. Because they really had them tucked away when she said go harder they’re dry roasts

[@BeeStyled15]

Joyce slipping up and calling them girl is me 😂😅

[@dcarter455]

Right now they the gorls 😂😂😂

[@fefe1179]

We rarely slip up I call all my guy friends girl and even my man. And they love it cuz they know I see them as a friend.

[@BeeStyled15]

@@fefe1179 yesss it just means we’re comfortable

[@alexdeleon4997]

I don't think James minds

[@glock-kay]

@@alexdeleon4997 Ffs💀

[@aliciajamesfinley2933]

She threatened James and he didn’t laugh 😂 I would’ve screamed 😂😂 “more spots than friends” 😂😂

[@Beautiful_Sound_1995]

"She's not talking to you. I had to hold my breath." 😂

[@Alicia_No_Keys]

The way man held his breath

[@tsegog4737]

He covered the laugh with the "that's a bar, what kind of year 7..." joke😭😭😭

[@dominion2343]

Usually I HATE when they share their space. I Love this Woman!!! She actually compliments the guys and it's so Seamless and Fluid! Great guest/ Partner in Crime! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 👏👏👏👏

[@laurellekirnon4925]

I 100% agree. I don’t usually like when they have guests but this was effortless perfection. Great chemistry. Pure entertainment from start to finish.

[@mariahperry9631]

As someone who is a cna now, hearing her talking about being a care assistant is absolutely hilarious and accurate😂😂

[@vistawilliam820]

These women you host on your shows are so inspiring, to be honest. I am in university doing part-time work, and I absolutely hate this job. I am just so happy to hear that so many people go through these small phases of life that lead to big things ahead. I am going to keep my head up and continue fighting...

[@Ayoh444]

She made Fuhad so nervous with the flirting 😂😂😂 I love it 🥰

[@dcarter455]

I KNOWWWWWWWW😂😂😂 we love Fuhad bc he is always unaffected but it was PEAK seeing him flustered like this!!! The blushing was precious!!!!

[@Lill2895]

The leather pants line had him flabbergasted 😂

[@htranttrant5376]

Boooooom I just posted this a second ago 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TT-dq8yy]

Facts!!! He blushed the whole show😂😂😂

[@kembawinchester4861]

He diddd. He couldn't handle it...she was going innnn😅 I loved it!

[@TrentBChillin]

Fuhad ain’t NEVER licked his lips this much in an episode😂

[@kasagure.]

because i KNOW my man's lips were DRY

[@uNompendulo]

1:17:15 I also said drake😂

[@autumnblalock5644]

Loved hearing a woman on here, what a genuine person!

[@heyraodhat]

She's not the first woman tho

[@basicallyantonella7584]

@@heyraodhatthey didn’t say she is?

[@naturallyjacquie]

Every fine man I meet, I’m responding “yes daddy” from now on! 😂😂 It was perfect.

[@sharonoffia670]

Her story is so inspiring and so audacious! Love a woman who is comfortable , and accepting of her self. Running to follow her on other platforms!

[@lincavanessa9954]

Is it me or our Fuhad can’t just handle this beauty! Soo beautiful to see our Fuhad this shy and blushing😂😂😂

[@777ynk]

Bro was tomatoed☺️

[@Tobstar76]

I noticed it too😁

[@cliosutherland2385]

So cute!

[@davidsimmons654]

No I think he’s in a relationship, he’s been mentioning a “Megan” for a few eps now

[@kennedyturner2067]

@@davidsimmons654 thats his roommate :)

[@pbjanonymous]

I personally don't like guest speakers, because I never know them. I didn't know her either, but I listened to this whole thing. I even rewinded it back a couple of times because I didn't want to miss anything. She was wonderful, delightful, and funny.

[@ryebread224x]

Madame Joyce is a champ. I’m glad she was on the show. She’s gives off around the way girl vibes in the best way. True homie. ❤

[@hasti5915]

35:39 the look they gave each other when she said they weren’t cool that was funny true friendship talk right there with no words exchanged

[@queend9759]

This whole episode gave me absolute life, wow, the way you all bounce off one another (pause) is just awesome. As someone who is considering starting a podcast, it's truly inspiring. The energy, transparency and humour in that one room at once, is the Most 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@Yoyodolo]

Let’s all lips now is crazy, this dynamic is wonderful

[@khomotsomashego7473]

Loved that comment at that moment! Wonderful indeed! 😃❤️🔥

[@calishaeify]

Joyce sleek shooting her shot with Fuhad is sending me. We need at least for one date to happen 😊

[@TheCrystallineLeoness]

"One thing a broke woman always got is expensive taste buds" Joyce: Omg me, that is so me James: Yeah, i can see that. 💀 Deceased.

[@lilbroomstick6171]

Glad I'm not the one who caught that 😂

[@muneebow]

Give me the time stamp 😂

[@So-and-So-em8fx]

53.22

[@conquistadorechocolate1127]

She’s like a living intrusive thought lmao, great pod

[@alextay416]

BRING HER BACK!!! She’s hilarious 😂 😂😂😂

[@charlesmartin_thenegotiator]

I’m in my office watching this and when I tell you I lost it at DEEP BREATH….. 😂 y’all going to get me sent home

[@danemcdaniel1822]

I lost it AGAIN reading this comment 🤣 😅😂

[@charlesmartin_thenegotiator]

@@danemcdaniel1822facts

[@charlesmartin_thenegotiator]

Man I swear James had that joke waiting like a card in spades …. He couldn’t wait to slap the table with that big joker

[@coralsky7000]

Sameeee literally just burst out laughing in our open plan office 😂

[@chanmusic9858]

Why would you do that to yourself? You doan even want that job fam😂😂😂😂😂

[@pameladianegideon2426]

These man were mesmerized and cackling 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Madame Joyce was an awesome choice 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 I was cackling too to be fair!

[@Beautifullyaberrant]

Y’all shouted her out so well in the intro.. and then read tweets roasting her 😭

[@raecoleman-wf2cp]

Calling her a bitch tho kinda threw me off, a little bit

[@Beautifullyaberrant]

@@raecoleman-wf2cp oh? I haven’t seen that part yet. They gettin a lil too comfortable

[@ANa-qt7tt]

They’re friends

[@Beautifullyaberrant]

@@ANa-qt7tt okaaay…

[@raecoleman-wf2cp]

@@Beautifullyaberrant it's in the beginning of his "shout out" to her

[@janiceweeden7729]

Her talking about being a care assistant has me weakkkkk😂😂😂 I do it and she is being 100% honest 🤣

[@princessatina13]

I never thought in all my years I would sit n listen to someone talk shit hours after hours on podcast... much appreciated for the laughs..listening from the Caribbean 🇧🇧

[@bajanstarseed]

🇧🇧🇧🇧

[@brandonramsay5286]

She knows how to project her voice and is very well spoken. I rate it!

[@UpAndAtEmAddie]

The short hair suits Joyce so well. One time for the short hair girls.

[@Tellmetheteasis]

Not only is she funny but she’s gorgeous! Great show 🥰

[@JanelLABWC]

certified BADDIE

[@liquemal8831]

Absolutely Love her, from the being bullied, moving around, dipping on a job, working in care with dementia, Even working in customer service I’ve never related to someone so much! I adore her❤

[@florazul5240]

I absolutely adore Madam Joyce She's infectious in the best way 😍

[@shazz286]

I loved this so much. I love seeing thriving friendships and this was really hilarious. SPRINKLE SPRINKLE MADAME JOYCE!!😂😂Also watching Fuhad blushing and trying to ignore her flirting was hilarious 😂 😂😂

[@Kayla-kd8ov]

Fuhad is so cute 😊

[@eminenceofcalamity4513]

The chemistry between her and fuhad is insane👀

[@lavenderangel2655]

I thought so too! 😂 He has a woman though I think.

[@ninthusiva7546]

​@@lavenderangel2655 he is probably single after his girl saw this 😂

[@luchi_shiki]

James trying not to laugh or react 😂😂😂 hilarious

[@samanthawilliams-vg8fs]

Was looking for this comment

[@preciouswiesner3060]

It was deeeep. When he called her babe at the beginning I was hyped 😂

[@altdarkade]

James needed all his energy not to laugh when she said "more spots than friends" 😂

[@sophzb]

I can 100% relate to her when she worked in care! It’s tough but the stories are madddd and they are lovely. Tough job u learn a lot from your elders! U get punched up for showering them, pissed on, spat on, next day they love you 😂 rewarding job. Care assistants don’t get enough wage or credit

[@samragoitom]

she had the lads sqrung 😭😭 i just love her and her energy so much

[@MDAce150]

James face at the “more spots than friends” comment KILLED me

[@Jpitcher225]

At what time was this. I think I missed it lol

[@MDAce150]

@@Jpitcher22515:03

[@KingLewis52]

Mann I made the same face

[@brianahmckay]

Madame Joyce deserves permanent residency on SNG 🤝🏾

[@Bwinters005]

James said “i saw someone say she’s built like a deep breath” TOO QUICK😂

[@d26s10]

Protect Joyce at all costs! Loved this, never heard of her before but will now check her out...she’s vibrant, funny, authentic and her zest is contagious!

[@Imowe_]

“Women are enablers” naw James its called being supportive babes 🥰😂😂

[@UpAndAtEmAddie]

Love how James appears to adore Joyce. I can tell their friendship is really locked in.

[@nikkimoeder3736]

James and Fuhad making side eye contact when she said they weren't cool enough to know about twitter!

[@RetiredOne313]

so funny yo!😂😂😂

[@KLPS-fk5mu]

had me creasing 💀

[@CookBookRooks]

Hearing British people speaking AAVE is HILARIOUS 🤣 GREAT SHOW!

[@Lill2895]

I was thoroughly entertained 😂🤦🏾‍♀️

[@aniyahisdead]

no seriously 😂😂

[@britheedivine8]

😂😂😂

[@art.sthetic1615]

frrr

[@charlotteappiah2637]

​@@art.sthetic1615001a😊😊😊😊😊😊1

[@TVal-ob2eh]

I got to see her podcasts. I agree shes very good. I could watch her vids for almost 2 hours and i didnt even get tired. Like i was super alert the whole time

[@joannaabugo]

not me checking the comments when she said "sprinkle sprinkle" 😂😂😂

[@ChuckBrian-fd9co]

😂 Relatable. Sprinkle sprinkle 🎉🎉

[@luciajoyce23]

What does this mean thooo

[@KidDavis2010]

The Chris Brown and Wendy Williams combination was wild😂

[@Prosper927]

Chris Rock

[@trillistkmoney]

i genuinely don’t understand how James is romantic/intimate at allllll….. he’s so unserious 😭😭😭it’s too funny

[@uwanaibanga9488]

It has an appeal because I like assholey bants. But when the man knows when it's too far. It's like a man who knows how to cook or has the perfect ratio of pain to pleasure in bed. Knowing the ratio and bar is a certain intimacy layer for alot of people.

[@feliciafelicia6965]

She deserves everything and them some. I love it. Sprinkle Sprinkle.

[@jeneilhoward6371]

What does Sprinkle Sprinkle mean?😅

[@purplepantha11]

I could legit listen to Madame Joyce all day everyday

[@DrG65199]

Stephanie at Northampton borough council is going to have a very confusing day tomorrow.

[@breaky3355]

She said a mouthful that i will take along with me on my own KZbin journey and even with my real estate business. Crown that Queen immediately💋👑

[@kieransp2010]

She's a great guest! Definitely gotta get her back again on a future episode

[@candicescott9811]

Her laughs and giggles are the best! 😄

[@luluthePoet]

The amount of times I've come back to watch this episode, love it so much

[@vaishnaviashutosh4151]

I think she’s my favourite guest ever. So so fucking inspiring. I hope she gets all the success in the world mannnn. So fucking genuine.

[@aleciawhite1260]

😂😂 she had James and Fuhad nervous 😂😂😂😂 the flirting spun fuhad 😅

[@Alyrulz421]

“How do you wipe with those nails?” “With your tongue, and you liked it 💅 “ 😭😂 gonna be so hard to fight the reflex to say that next time someone ask me that

[@tshegonaomi284]

The irony that we were all struggling for deep breaths trying to recover from the laughter!

[@kivigray0423]

Awe. I actually love her! I’m not usually a fan of guests on shows where that’s not their norm. But she’s so pretty and delightful. I’m glad they linked. 💛

[@ismaelsilva640]

At work, in the office and when I got to the “deep breath” part, I had to CONTROL myself and cover the sides of my face, because bro, I WAS LAUGHING 😂

[@captainkk7546]

“she’s shaped like a deep breath” I haven’t laughed this hard since “A shipment of guns and grenades from somalia” 😭

[@LordSandro19]

Reading this SENT ME all over again 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sumaiahnasif7765]

What ep is that

[@captainkk7546]

@@sumaiahnasif7765 183 i’m p sure

[@skylineboy001]

This is my first time being exposed to her and I love her… like literally love her. Tell her mans is enamored 😂

[@Lovelyshay18]

I really enjoy watching her and her speaking about how she is her authentic self. I hope in this space she doesn’t allow anyone to change her. Rebranding is cool and all but sometimes people lose themselves in that and I hope that doesn’t happen. She’s hilarious and beautiful just as herself. I looked for an episode she was in bc the clips weren’t enough! Keep it up girl.

[@naomibui7880]

hey! hopefully the team or yall can see this. can i suggest that you the team moves towards getting some subtitles? Yall are great. itd help some of us and share the laughs and convo with our hard of hearing/ less abled friends thanks yall are great

[@gisellemitchell8620]

James you really kept those juicy ones in your head 😂.

[@katemambali-yb7mb]

Built like a deep breath he said 😅😅😅

[@ninamugabe]

Part 2 of Roasting Joyce was mad 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭 I can’t breathe 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😩😩😩😩

[@kylerockett1641]

Nah. They STILL held back.

[@Onebigblessing]

James’ introduction 🥺🥺 Also I love Joyce’s responses to the roasts. Made me love her more. Absolutely stunning ❤❤

[@Aletria222]

James, talking about ayo it's a family show. After all, the sus things he talks about is hilarious. I truly love this episode

[@danielgabriel370]

Not Fuhad and James drooling about the open marriage part 😂😂😂😂😂 this was a funny episode

[@Jonathan-tw4xm]

Timestamp?

[@jmc7534]

@@Jonathan-tw4xm 1:03:43

[@brm_1221]

Not built like a deep breathe🤣🤣 It’s a pleasure to see a madame on the show!!!

[@rolandsimon378]

The way James held his laugh outta fear 😂😂😂 Fuhad was lost and James goes “She’s not talking to you” 😂😂😂 I have to see a show if you guys are ever in the states…I’m a huge fan from Las Vegas

[@KingLewis52]

Bro ppl r so mean u can’t say stuff like that to other humans😂😂💀

[@PhathekaPkay]

“I heard manager” 😂😂😂😂 I know her face but I had no idea she has her own space. I really enjoyed Madam Joyce, I’m definitely a new fan

[@faithwambui2953]

Joyce realllyyyy inspired me. I'm so glaaaaddd I've watched this

[@ImaniPrettyAF]

*SPRINKLE SPRINKLE* 🎉😂 I love her!!! She's gorgeous 😍 and hilarious! Thank yall for having her. I now have another pod to watch 💖🌺

[@naijing99]

Yeaaaaaa I was looking for this comment!!! We love sprinkle sprinkle around here 😂

[@str8jenn.nochaser]

Only two YT channels I religiously watch sprinkle sprinkle and these two

[@nomalungelomagubane8327]

She's got my subscription in 10 minutes ❤😂😂I love her already

[@nathaliebernier2004]

James NEVER fails to crack me up when he starts laughing before he says a jokes!! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@huseinberhe]

"She's built like a deep breath" HOW TF DO YOU EVEN-😭💀🙏

[@ahsiendleifyb4312]

I love her energy. Right after this Amma look up her podcast👏🏽 reminded me of an old friend 💃🏽

[@rahabgachungi815]

We know all about "Sprinkle Sprinkle" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 love you Joyce!

[@luciajoyce23]

What is sprinkle sprinkle pls explain

[@jeneilhoward6371]

Please do explain 😅

[@fefe1179]

Joyce singing the East African anthem of love pulling my heartstrings bad. 😩 🇰🇪🇰🇪

[@jacquelinengowi738]

Same here. Nostalgic.