Barstool Pizza Review - College Pizza (State College, PA)

Dave is at Penn State and is ambushed off the jump by some good ol' fashioned Philly scumbags.
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[@profoundwanderer1441]

That was hard enough to watch without Dave getting into a random family's car. 😂😂

[@SIGLJA_6]

😂

[@starscream8Life]

Dave is so shook, he tried getting into the first car he could find.

[@Woozlewuzzleable]

Because he needed to get away from that kid before he knew Dave is his father.

[@joshuawood2196]

@@Woozlewuzzleable 😂

[@americannightmare2109]

He didn't realize pen state lost bc they're trash

[@masonm4167]

LMFAO

[@mattymorris4751]

Cause hes all talk and cant walk

[@alexcarls9534]

Dave trying to car jack a nice family, everybody knows the rules

[@chaoogie]

the zoom in on the family confused was hilarious

[@kennymccormick8295]

Not sure you know what a car jacking is. 😂

[@CJ_Figy]

lmaaaooooooo

[@Xr3737]

nice family leaves their toddler in the car

[@charlesrocks]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@stevep5646]

My IQ dropped listening to that kid talk

[@blacksabeth123able1]

It’s PSU that’s what happens when you talk to anyone who goes there. I’ve lived there for 7 years and I try my best to stay away from any student there.

[@windog551]

Dave actually put him in his place. I am impressed.

[@Holymolypatoly]

I mean, is it really that hard? Look at the kid...

[@joshhorn5131]

@@Holymolypatoly dude doesn't have a place. Teenage Dirtbag 4 Eva

[@JohnstonPettigrew]

Mike Tyson: "everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face".

[@Peter7966]

Pizza: 1.8 Kid: .03 Philly: .01... Everybody know the rules.

[@trevwaz8177]

OK Daddy!! What you gonna on about? Nothing thats what

[@aldente9310]

People like him are the reason Bill Burr got famous roasting Philadelphia

[@davidmckesey7119]

Bill Burr destroyed them. I love Philly but hate some Philly people

[@BBAERSTANCE1]

State college is western pa so not the same

[@King_JappyJoe]

I honestly thought I couldn't hate Philly any more than I already do.

[@jessiegandhi4340]

same

[@thisisgettingold]

I don't hate it any more than I did, necessarily, just solidifies my expectations.

[@couldntcareless2602]

Agree

[@gokulovesgames6982]

this place couldnt be further from philly though lol

[@papitosabe]

@@gokulovesgames6982 sheeeeeeit...it's 1000% typical Philly scumbags

[@LungTied]

Bro him getting in the wrong car was the funniest shit LMAO

[@alexordrapes]

this is an extremely accurate portrayal of philly

[@ramencurry6672]

I grew up in Philly. I agree the sports culture is lame and embarrassing. And there’s always someone in the neighborhood that has a son who’s left the family with a severe drug addiction

[@Cyanoblades]

This is the most Philly thing I've ever seen.

[@matthewm4336]

Thats not how people from Philly act, its how upper middle class kids from the suburbs outside of philly act

[@joelm6631]

Meanwhile it's nowhere near that dump

[@vincew4297]

College Station is not in Philly

[@WeAreSoBackBros]

@@matthewm4336 I mean their money is the only thing paying for that cities narcan

[@Spottedear]

@@vincew4297 College Station is in Texas and not related to this video

[@topgun685]

Dave - " Honestly horrible I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy ... it's perfect for that guy " 😂😂😂

[@DinoPwn]

the college kid was super touchy. might want to check your pizza for roofies

[@mgmustang0510]

I seriously doubt he graduated high school

[@Amzyy]

Fr that dude was fucking embarrassing himself

[@lawrenceshdow]

@@Amzyy nah... He was just drunk and loud. No memorable enough to be embarrassing. Now the eagles fans eating horse shit... That was embarrassing. 😂

[@AS-is4dt]

yea nothing wrong with some good ole trash talk but when he put his arm around dave i cringed

[@davidmckesey7119]

White man can be the most closely gayest ones

[@scottmcwave9479]

This is where your tuition money goes Mom and Dad!👍

[@Amzyy]

Let’s be real 99% of guys in college only go there to smoke pot, fuck bitches and party till 5am bet their parents know

[@holisterbruxly4554]

Their lil 4 year vacation is now paid for by you n me via Brandons BS.

[@asr53]

@@holisterbruxly4554 No. College tuition for kids now at school is not being paid by you and I. More conspiracy BS.

[@InternalLocuss]

@@holisterbruxly4554 Did you complain when trump stole billions that was supposed to go towards the “wall”.

[@666hellmaiden]

Wow Biden really lives in your head rent free huh 😂

[@Kirkbreezy]

this is why people want to see the Eagles fail lol

[@orangepeanut]

I apologize on behalf of philly fans

[@rg20322]

Sorry but that genie has been out of the bottle for years - Philly fans are obnoxious, and this guy fits the bill to a T! What an idiot.

[@skoolynugenator1802]

That was Philly fans in a nutshell.

[@sven_86]

philly fans are like a 1.8, everyone know the rules

[@ajtam05]

Philly doesn't apologize. That's not Philly like behavior of you! 😄

[@81garbur]

This wasn't even in Philly lol. Dave has done many reviews in Philly and the people are always cool. Check out the Angelo's review.

[@zstrode.8953]

Lmao I love how Dave never gets phased by nothing! 💪🤣

[@ramairneon]

Minus getting into the wrong car 😏

[@StudentopiBlog]

I truly believe that he has fuck you money attitude. Which is crazy cause he had fuck you money attitude before he had fuck you money

[@HeffewiezenDudeGuy]

Yeah, he definitely got in the wrong car

[@davidmckesey7119]

@@StudentopiBlog when your worth 120 million your good but still disrespectful on their part

[@Kollins1112]

Double negative

[@WuhSuhDood]

Dave handled them pretty well

[@damonjackson8572]

That's the first review I ever fast forwarded cuz I couldn't wait for it to be over lol

[@Jose_Martinez11]

Bro it was 2 minutes lol

[@Face_Meat]

Note to self: Never, under any circumstances, go to Philadelphia for any reason. The thought of crossing paths with that insufferable nitwit makes me instantly nauseous.

[@81garbur]

No need to worry because this isn't Philly. It's 3 hours away

[@KevinKeys]

As a lifelong PA resident I declare that Penn State students are very obnoxious. Couldn't even hear Pres review it.

[@Joey_PSU]

And if it were the Steelers that were 6-0 you would have equally obnoxious Steeler fans waving towels in his face

[@Amzyy]

You know what’s more crazy than one Dave? 10 Daves out and about at 10pm coked up everybody knows the rules

[@Woozlewuzzleable]

That was his son, everybody knows the rules.

[@gjames5564]

ROFL ur not wrong

[@davidmckesey7119]

English?

[@kennybushway7446]

Whenever I hear about Philly I remember back to a robot that literally traveled the world on its own 100%. Traveled in places without being messed with, places even American tourists wouldn't initially trust. Again traveled un-harmed all over the world, didn't last one night in philly.

[@mateoes207]

shit i think i remember that lol

[@lbu9542]

🤣🤣🤣

[@vlcheish]

"A hitchhiking robot that successfully traveled around Germany, Canada and the Netherlands was destroyed Saturday in Philadelphia, just a few weeks into its U.S. journey." -USA Today August 15th 2015

[@Jayman2121]

Exactly what how I expected a Philadelphia fan to act.

[@pleasantsville]

That pizza place can thank the annoying kids for their score. Dave already lost his appetite well before taking a bite.

[@smordo7581]

eh tbf it looked like a floppy piece of shite anyway

[@katjerouac]

Looked like a 4 anyway

[@greggburke7796]

Yes, without those annoying kids, it probably could have been as high as a 2.2. That pizza looked like absolute sh!t. All flop, raw undercarriage, and too doughy and not enough sauce. But I agree that the kids turned a crap score into a crappier one. And that friggin kid had the world's most punchable face.

[@surfboard396]

Beth you’re right. The pizza didn’t look that bad , he just wanted to get away from those morons. It wouldn’t score way high but it didn’t deserve that score.😊

[@muskafella]

Beth you gotta be blind that pizza looked like trash don't even try to say it didn't

[@vitaly6312]

The argument against “free college for all” in one video.

[@DoubleAgent99]

Kid - 0.0 Pizza - 1.8 Video scene by his family - 10 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@amandanelson4071]

That loudmouth was the buddy we all had in high school that got the fight started with his flapping gums and ran the other way once shit went down.

[@tamathawalden2037]

If I was there there would be bodies all over the sidewalk

[@RichFirever12]

100%

[@AmazingChinaToday]

Philly was a nice city, about 75 years ago.

[@ddutsie]

Nah...........not so much

[@81garbur]

This isn't Philly. It's 3 hours away

[@AmazingChinaToday]

@@81garbur That could explain why the sounds of gunfire are not audible in the video.

[@tamathawalden2037]

@@AmazingChinaToday good one 🥳

[@moobiegrows2002]

Was that dude wearing a Versace track suit 😂🤣

[@tacobell8764]

Daves going to start having a bodyguard with him at his pizza reviews.

[@dgracias12]

Now you know why Philly is rough. Even in a college town, you are rattled enough to get into a black SUV when you drove in a red mini Cooper. 🙄 Everybody knows the rules!

[@tamathawalden2037]

🤓

[@fairtreatment2618]

Perfect example of Philly guys. As a group they have balls of steel. By themselves they are little boys

[@PentonMitch99]

$10 says these guys are freshman pledges

[@tycobb162]

Dude coming up late In the track suit “where’s the fucking GABA GOOL”

[@mikeyiswright]

LAUGHING at Dave trying to slide his way into a random car 😭😭 Top 10 moment.

[@frankbarron1907]

When the city you live in is shitty, sports teams become vastly more important than they otherwise should be.

[@aaronkeogh]

The two girls who came out with two large pies looked embarrassed and devastated 😂

[@danhidalgo_7]

Low key an iconic pizza review 🎃

[@monkeygraborange]

OK... so now I understand the popularity of Fetterwoman.

[@PilotDaveLI]

One car with a child that isn't Dave's , everyone knows the rules. That was hysterical lolol

[@itsmeurboy]

One aggressive 16 year old everyone knows Dave was scared

[@penishuge8205]

1.8 is Philly in general.

[@wrong..3711]

Best is all the undercover security now , love how he almost jumps in with the kids

[@sniffableandirresistble]

How does one socialize with the rank proletariat with such ease?

[@briana325]

Lost my shit when he almost got in that mini van! Fuckin comedy!

[@borehole8631]

Dave fits right into that madness

[@Isaac-ni7qq]

Common eagles fan

[@nova_kane]

Jumping into the first family car you see to escape the mob of drunk teenagers, everybody knows the rules.

[@MrSamrchds]

You don't need to put 'everyone knows the rules' on the end of your comment you moron. You're right but doing that doesn't make it funny, it makes you look like an uninventive cunt

[@nova_kane]

@@MrSamrchds No need to put 'everybody knows the rules' at the end of a Portnoy pizza review comment, everybody knows the rules.

[@topgun685]

@@nova_kane Rules are Rules, everybody knows the rules.

[@ArthurHammerr]

In all honesty I love how good sports both Dave and the "Scumbag" were!

[@kyle-mb1ij]

One closeted college boy. We all know why he joined the fraternity

[@jh1328]

I’m sure there’s a better pizza place at state college, but the PSU administration probably swept it under the rug. They’re really good at that.

[@wavell14]

Much like a football club in Scotland called Celtic

[@jh1328]

@@wavell14 Explain. I knew nothing about thisb

[@wavell14]

@@jh1328 Glasgow Celtic are facing one of the first class action lawsuits in Scottish legal history due to decades of child abuse

[@jh1328]

@@wavell14 That’s awful. I had Celtic posters in my room when I was a kid. I’m sure there are so many other teams that did the same and are terrified of it coming out. I hope they all drown.

[@bretzky9261]

I'm surprised this doesn't happen more.

[@tamathawalden2037]

It will now

[@rtspicer9082]

Everything in Philadelphia is disgusting

[@TRMV]

This isn’t in Philly!

[@81garbur]

Lol this is 3 hours away from Philly. Watch Dave's reviews in Philly. The people are always cool

[@meatwave1214]

Everybody who runs into Dave can’t stop touching him, everyone knows the rules

[@michaelchin3550]

Was that the kid that was in Deliverance playing the banjo? His parents must be very proud!

[@tamathawalden2037]

BRAhahahahaW 🤣 Good One !

[@hyxn]

opening a strangers car thinkin its ur uber everybody knows the rules

[@glenloewen7507]

Very well handled Dave. Great stuff!

[@matthewm4336]

"Welcome to Philly nation baby" - Kid who lives in the upper middle class suburbs 45 minutes outside of Philly

[@tamathawalden2037]

@@danbrioli5710 u must be him !!! 💩

[@mrbard1]

This pizza review video, you know the rules, 10/10. Lets go Frankie.

[@amazingmanjr.2803]

They hooked Dave up with some Philly dust after the cameras cut, everyone knows the rules

[@lilaznballaz1022]

A review full of Dave's illegitimate children, everybody knows Dave's tying the tubes after this.

[@danielmullin9458]

I was waiting for that kid to start throwing aaa batteries at people

[@tamathawalden2037]

Me too

[@tamathawalden2037]

Lol Philly Fans throw their car battery on the Freaking field during games !!! 🥵🎯💯

[@RockyStatue]

That kid was off the rails

[@johnmiller5679]

I can’t blame him for getting in that families car, he wanted away from those drunken idiots

[@easye6526]

SO GLAD the Phillies lost. I went into the series kinda rooting for the Phillies, all changed when white LeDouche started spouting off. Please sports gods, make the Eagles lose in the playoffs. We need this!

[@Mark-ef8oc]

They just lost to the commanders yesterday 😂

[@beaglesandbunnies8952]

This was the best review ever 😂😂😂 I pissed myself. It just kept going

[@lloydbraun6026]

Our culture is so horrible.

[@mvengo0612]

The young Philly version of el prez, everybody knows the rules

[@larrybstreetfish5852]

One day...he will get to hold the camera

[@thetroothhurtz]

Dave PANICKED!!!!hahahahaha

[@Merlin-wo1kj]

Finally an honest review, welcome back from the Moon Dave...

[@gr8fuljon]

WORST fans in sports & WORST pizza. Bar none.

[@rand0m0nium]

His parents must be proud

[@monkeygraborange]

Parent, singular.

[@tjblobner8935]

​@@monkeygraborangeI would bet anything that this kid is not from "Philly" but from some rich suburb 50 miles away and that his dad is a lawyer. When I went to PSU I met so many dudes like that guy lol

[@TattedTyphoon]

One Bite, Everyone knows That dad was as confused as davey was trying to get away LMFAO

[@patriciajean2665]

Please know that not every Philly fan needs the f-word to complete a sentence!

[@Mk7Dustin]

99.9% do tho, so if you don't, then you're an anomaly lol

[@1214Vinnie]

Dave’s getting in a mini van with kids clearly in the back seat 🤣 after the kids damn near spitting all over his slice 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@mattbotelho7284]

This is why I’m afraid to send my kids to college

[@johnestupido1418]

Who said he attended class? ROFL

[@Snipes-76]

Hhahahahhahaha feel it Matt

[@darianbirckett1933]

At Penn state when I was drunk that pizza was everything. I would sometimes eat 2 pies

[@scottd5084]

Another 5 mins they would have beaten Dave up.

[@DeflectionMode]

This was one of the funniest reviews. Can’t be better than a 1.8 😂

[@ImTomlol]

This is a fantastic review

[@benvasilinda9729]

They had him sized up and were damn near twice his size but he held his own. Drunk, coked up teens who haven’t even been on the earth long enough to talk smack sure we’re giving him the business. Low score for low IQ’s, seems fair. Everyone knows the rules!

[@tamathawalden2037]

Pizza took one for those Punks

[@lilaznballaz1022]

Philly college students did more bumps than Dave before the review, everybody knows the rules.

[@tropicten]

That’s directly across the street from my old hole in the wall college apartment.

[@vantheman1238]

Dave getting accosted by Pee Wee Herman 😂

[@tamathawalden2037]

Good One 😜

[@cloudboysmusic5223]

Portnoy in his element, never really left "college" mentally

[@truenorth4748]

That kid has scratched his name, in every holding cell in his local precinct. What a squid.

[@Therion0184]

I now remember why I avoided going to a 'normal' college, they're full of these guys.

[@Zeldaschampion]

I love Dave's expression like wtf did I just walk into?

[@scorptarget]

😂

[@goalhorncrazy9779]

People invade the review, everybody knows the rules

[@Amzyy]

That guy was a fucking lunatic lol

[@chasecarswell39]

Philly fan doesn't even know Phillies won the first game...."were down 1-0 and gonna come back"

[@ojs94bronco43]

Prime time 99 on the grind all time Ukraine and I go insane Alex Stein

[@jaceSHO]

Dave wanted to boogie away from the scumbags - jumpin in OP cars LOL

[@DynastyOSX]

dave scared for his life lmaooooo

[@regisfilia]

I like to think about those kids weeping after the Super Bowl.

[@gchsbus]

NOW THATS FUNNY. I am from Philly. That dude is obviously from the city. Love it. GO PHILS!!

[@davidmckesey7119]

Shut up

[@davidmckesey7119]

They are to cocky. They always choke when it matters most

[@nadavvaknin]

These guys looks like the mcpoyle family from "it's always Sunny in Philadelphia"...

[@faapilot]

Is it always just a cheese pizza?

[@ElDiabloBlanco31]

Are you still gay?

[@kennethhaggerty153]

Seriously? Is this the new thing? Its always cheese

[@BobbyBusiness]

Sometimes Hawaiian

[@Lousasshol]

Some times there’s alligator meat and breast milk cheese

[@michelevitarelli]

I have a similar question!

[@taylorstuckmeyer1489]

Armpit extension from NJ

[@jasonmilloy1871]

That was the best review I've seen in two years

[@jpablo700]

I so wish Bill Burr was with Dave for that pizza review. We all would have witnessed another savage Philly roast.