Who ever does the editing of his joke like the Lion King bit needs a raise.
@jasonm16902 жыл бұрын
That was fucking perfect. 🤣🤣
@3500camarz2 жыл бұрын
They need a raise just for talking Dave into recording in landscape mode
@RJ1999x Жыл бұрын
Anyone working with him for more then 20 minutes needs a raise
@logan83022 жыл бұрын
“That dog’s name is probably mini” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@charlesriston89722 жыл бұрын
My chi chi is named Minnie lol
@logan83022 жыл бұрын
@@charlesriston8972 lmaooo
@vantheman38572 жыл бұрын
Who else is upset The Dog's real name wasn't revealed😓
@seamac75642 жыл бұрын
So many people watch this and know who he is, just from Pizza reviews. Love it...and it keeps me hungry.
@scorptarget2 жыл бұрын
💯🍕
@IrishInsomniac762 жыл бұрын
Watching this channel has wayyy increased my own pizza consumption cause he makes you want to eat a slice with him
@jotterson11562 жыл бұрын
Same...but I can't find good pizza in my area
@bartomiejbrzozowski83552 жыл бұрын
haha, same here :D
@brawndothethirstmutilator98482 жыл бұрын
J Otterson, learn to make your own then. Worth it.
@jotterson11562 жыл бұрын
@@brawndothethirstmutilator9848 Yeah I almost bought a pizza stone last week but I rarely have time to cook
@wizcorn99582 жыл бұрын
My wife and I were just wondering if you liked slices?
@knotsandcrosses12 жыл бұрын
Dave makes random observations and gets kudos from passers by, and then a pizza.
@winstonsmith112 жыл бұрын
Everybody knows the rules
@M16xDr0pSh0tz2 жыл бұрын
Living the life
@ThoseWhoStayUofM2 жыл бұрын
I'd shoulder him as he walked by, just to balance the flavors. I feel like he'd sorta get it.
@mattblom39902 жыл бұрын
"They'll throw batteries at Santa" - one of my all time fav lines.
@wrenlinwhitelight30072 жыл бұрын
I'm new here. Once Bite Pizza has become my favorite KZbin channel. So many uploads! Something I always look forward to Dave
@E80-t6e2 жыл бұрын
“We’re from Philly we’re from Philly no one liiikes we do care”! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
@YoungManDub2 жыл бұрын
I've learned from a life of living in NYC: If the joint just has a brick to prop open the front door, you can call it "brick oven". Everybody knows the rules
@pauldegregorio64322 жыл бұрын
Never been to Philadelphia but so far my impression is they combine the indifference of New Yorkers, the arrogance of LA, the hostility of Boston townies, the smarts of Jersey Shore and the benevolence of the lockdown wing of a Supermax prison. Sounds like brotherly love to me.😄
@franksindoneii54102 жыл бұрын
Pretty sad impression. I guess if you listen to this clown enough you start actually believing what he’s saying.
@pauldegregorio64322 жыл бұрын
Planning to visit in near future to see Mutter Museum and The Battleship New Jersey. Philadelphia has a rep is all.😄
@pauldegregorio64322 жыл бұрын
Hard to be more racist than Boston. I’m a native there and it’s rough that way.
@zohaib8762 жыл бұрын
@@pauldegregorio6432 You'll love the Mutter. A lot of cool medical oddities. They're anal about their no pictures policy. Also check out the Eastern State Penitentiary. And for food Reading Terminal Market. They have over 100 food vendors there & the place is sprawling with the aroma of delicious fresh foods. Enjoy 👍. If you need more recommendations just let me know. I'm not from Philly but being that I live less than 2 hours from there, I've visited hundreds of times.
@jawonjones18772 жыл бұрын
@@zohaib876 can you list a bunch of recommendations. I’m going to visit there soon
@tommymas12 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows the rules, Dave gets the best blow from Philly.
@blind87us2 жыл бұрын
From my many travels of the United States, one of past places I would go to get it. Just saying.
@gregbillion76412 жыл бұрын
3:00 best edit in one bite history
@kbr67832 жыл бұрын
4.3 at best. I am working on my pizza but that flop was disgusting.
@MonsterMetalManiac2 жыл бұрын
Nasty.
@varunaX2 жыл бұрын
yup looked gross
@Mrk0k0442 жыл бұрын
Yeah but did you taste it
@kbr67832 жыл бұрын
@@Mrk0k044 that flop is clearly an uncooked or poorly created crust. One of the worst I have seen.
@mikejames27122 жыл бұрын
"They'll throw batteries at Santa" LMAO!!!
@ErdTirdMans Жыл бұрын
Everything after 3:20 is so god damn accurate. Just tell the fucking truth, everybody knows the rules
@obozomustgo54492 жыл бұрын
Philly people just like the truth, even when it hurts. That woman is proof of that. Too bad they undercooked it. I'll drive past this place 1000 times to go to another place Dave reviewed (not to mention here because I can't stand the wait now) to get another pizza.
@samholder1962 жыл бұрын
my fave Prez line ever: "I just changed that scumbag's life"
@ChosenOne66662 жыл бұрын
The man, the myth, and legend Dave Portnoy.
@MrLjdude72 жыл бұрын
You mean Davey Pageviews?
@ChosenOne66662 жыл бұрын
@@MrLjdude7 BRUH!!!
@rsplatpc2 жыл бұрын
one bump, everyone knows the rules
@HarmlessKiwi2 жыл бұрын
What's with your name bro? weird as f
@ChosenOne66662 жыл бұрын
@@HarmlessKiwi BRO!!!
@3500camarz2 жыл бұрын
Good to see these videos recorded in landscape mode…the other videos recorded in portrait mode was driving me nuts
@AnthonyCuocco2 жыл бұрын
We love Prez hyping up Philly!!!
@Leiloni2 жыл бұрын
Next time you're in Philly you have to head across the river to Brooklyn Pizza in Haddon Heights, NJ. Some of the best pizza in the region, run by a guy who grew up in Sicily and Brooklyn. Entire family works there, kids too. It's so good we drive over from Philly to pick it up and drive back nearly every week. They're the real deal!
@JohnstonPettigrew2 жыл бұрын
Well, "Mix"....pronounced correctly. That pizza was a wet freak'in mess. Guy who thought of putting that ugly face on Simba......GoLD.
@silkeden12 жыл бұрын
Seeing Dave getting dabbed up from all directions is like watching The Truman Show!
@scotthellertaxes2172 жыл бұрын
It was truly a 6, but Dave won’t admit it. Everyone knows the rules
@mpthorvonericksen2 жыл бұрын
That pizza back in the day wouldn't have eclipsed a 5 with all that flop
@cisium11842 жыл бұрын
Looks better than a 6 from above, and the outer crust was could have been a 7. The flop is weird, the oven floor must have cool spots.
@NONARCS2 жыл бұрын
The flop was a drawback mainly because of the size (20 inch?) The crust looked darn good but he doesn't talk about sauce cheese or dough anymore so it's hard to tell. Looked like a solid 7.1 to me based on char.
@michaelmacdonald43532 жыл бұрын
Yeh, Dave weighs crust to heavily. And FU Dave it was a 6, not a 7 point 3
@DazeDream2 жыл бұрын
Day drinking Dave is the best.
@briangunn22782 жыл бұрын
That Pie was a floppy mess... 4.3 would have been more appropriate...
@thegodofpez Жыл бұрын
“This looks way better than a 6.” *scores it 6.3*
@snmthecloser2 жыл бұрын
“You’ve sucked at your job for two decades. He appreciates that.”
@CRAAZYpants22 жыл бұрын
Good to see Dave back in the northeast
@iZB3LLA2 жыл бұрын
Oooh yes more Philadelphia pizza spots plz! Love that city! 🔥😋💯🔥
@benleeper3322 жыл бұрын
“What’d you give it?” “I haven’t scored it yet.” *walks away*
@quakeroats67922 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows its a 3.1 with that amount of flop and cheese falling off the slice.
@rsplatpc2 жыл бұрын
one lie, everyone knows the rules
@vantheman38572 жыл бұрын
That pizza had more flop than Marcus Smart in the NBA finals.
@cigarsgunsanddiesel80322 жыл бұрын
Hey hey hey... it was SNOWBALLS at Santa!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bloozedaddy2 жыл бұрын
Try that new place on Kensington Avenue... "Pizza Meth And More"... no flop... lots of stagger
@NeonRazer422 жыл бұрын
Philly loves them some Dave
@JxT19572 жыл бұрын
sprinkle some crushed red pepper flakes on that pie
@tbomber77162 жыл бұрын
Philly should be the blueprint for all of America. Love it!
@marcoiacobuzio40752 жыл бұрын
No it shouldn't!!....not now......maybe back in the late 1700's........."Philly sucks!!!!"......lol.
@grant84902 жыл бұрын
We would be in trouble.
@thisjawnswayze2 жыл бұрын
Im guessing you never seen Allegheny and Kensington Ave
@marcuswinston25222 жыл бұрын
I’m a little Simba! @ 3:00 😂😂😂
@slamjackson2137 Жыл бұрын
These Philly observations are so fucking funny
@anthonyd55632 жыл бұрын
Philly Legends! Love it!
@mainmotto2 жыл бұрын
I found this channel and binge watch it so much I can guess the score from his expressions! 😆 Thumbs up if you've ever guess s score before 👍
@geraldrauch17012 жыл бұрын
many times brother!!!
@wakeyakey87282 жыл бұрын
You have literally come home today and decided to lie on the internet for no reason at all, you definitely do not guess the scores from his expressions. I hope you learnt a valuable lesson today sir.
@nathanh59782 жыл бұрын
If Prez says ‘it’s good’, the pizza is a 7.1-7.3 about 90% of the time.
@YoungManDub2 жыл бұрын
@@wakeyakey8728 This is The USA. It's "learned", everybody knows the rules.
@mainmotto2 жыл бұрын
@@geraldrauch1701 what's the highest score you've seen!? 9.4?
@19gt922 жыл бұрын
Dave, Merc Brothers Pizza (NE PHILLY) Just try it
@4cylfreak462 жыл бұрын
Haha i love my city. Welcome back to town Dave. Philly ❤️
@yukijadenfilms34252 жыл бұрын
This is one of the funniest reviews
@nickmcfad2 жыл бұрын
I grew up in Philly and my neighbors dog was mini. Lmao
@skyekingdom02 жыл бұрын
Dave found someone that can finally hold the camera in landscape
@scottpeskowitz2 жыл бұрын
All we needed was plastique machine guy and this would’ve been epic
@marcoiacobuzio40752 жыл бұрын
Scott Peskowitz......Lmao!!!!!.....yessss!!!!......plastique machine guy walked all the way to Philly and he's still looking.......along with the two old men......."horrible"......and the crazy lady who wouldn't stop talking begging Dave for a slice......and the old guy who fought in the wars for us......all of them in the city of "scumbag love"........lol
@MikeTheBeastsVideos2 жыл бұрын
One "Philly Scumbag" yelling about bad pizza, everyone knows if he tried this at Barstool Dave would deck him.
@srsieg11552 жыл бұрын
Davey the Jew wouldn’t do shit
@nonyabizz35332 жыл бұрын
Multi millionaire and wearing a wrinkled white pocket T. I love this guy
@daniyaalhussain75932 жыл бұрын
Lady works here sells floppy pizza everyone knows the rules
@hunterstommygun57162 жыл бұрын
Seemed like a Mix review.
@silversteele66242 жыл бұрын
"No its better than a 6, its a 6.3." LMFAO! So basically the dude was right. It aint great, dont waste your time.
@maligatorbaseball27892 жыл бұрын
He loves Philly cause they boost his ego which needs constant reassurance.
@marcoiacobuzio40752 жыл бұрын
Lol.....exactly!!.....Dave is the Donald Trump of pizza reviewers
@NONARCS2 жыл бұрын
Nah they just like him because he is from Boston and we all hate New Yorkers
@jordan922082 жыл бұрын
Dave your a legend i lived in philly for 12 years and moved just outside philly. I want you to try John Lucas pizza in Levittown pa 15 min from philly and see what u think I give it a 7.1 I eat there quite a bit.
@1965mlayers19652 жыл бұрын
lol...Dave's life quest is to find the perfect pizza...and you want him to try a pizza you gave a 7.1...not happening!
@bigeric83342 жыл бұрын
Who recommends a 7.1 smh
@Mmksen2892 жыл бұрын
It’s center city everyone knows the rules
@bluestateconservative.41182 жыл бұрын
Rockin the front pocket t-shirt look. Nice.
@andrinoelpaso76392 жыл бұрын
make the pizza half the size and auto goes over 7 for dav
@tyleronmars49662 жыл бұрын
"I love these people " oh yeah I love Dave portnoy
@BENYJOSE110 ай бұрын
I've been to Mix - it's actually pretty good, especially since the slices are pretty big and it doesn't cost a lot. I think it's a 7.1 or greater.
@jerrycruz17092 жыл бұрын
He’s gotta try Lucas pizza in chalfont
@PeterKKraus2 жыл бұрын
They definitely should have kept Foles and traded Wentz.
@lemongavine2 жыл бұрын
It’s not like they won the Super Bowl with Foles or anything, right? 🤷♂️
@sillynelson12 жыл бұрын
3:00 Hahahaha holy shit
@davidc39432 жыл бұрын
One bite everyone knows Dave is still looking for street signs and restaurant signs!
@marcoiacobuzio40752 жыл бұрын
Lol!!!...... I thought he was going to walk three blocks down just to get the name of the pizzeria
@davidc39432 жыл бұрын
@@marcoiacobuzio4075 lmfao! I mean head tilting everywhere, looking around like a lost puppy dog, I thought he was gonna go across the street, put a hand on his hip, hand blocking the sun, looking around. Lol
@marcoiacobuzio40752 жыл бұрын
@@davidc3943 Lmao!!!!.......I mean he was just in the pizzeria......really!!!!.......and the name is right on the door!!!......lol
@davidc39432 жыл бұрын
@@marcoiacobuzio4075 lmfaooooo! The name is prolly on the damn box too!
@grantrussell3662 жыл бұрын
Time to name a random dog, everyone knows the rules!
@zt90362 жыл бұрын
3:45 dave missed oportunity to brag that he is almoust 6 ft hahhahha
@philm22172 жыл бұрын
Philly pro wrestling fans are also the best
@SuperBrockMister12 жыл бұрын
the kings back
@ishanpatel40152 жыл бұрын
Dave check out Pizzata Pizzeria in Philly! They got really good pizza.
@deadheadwannabe68742 жыл бұрын
Love what you do
@peteyn.y.79602 жыл бұрын
- *MAGAA!!* Everyone knows the rules! 💯🤣🇺🇸💪
@benkrom27372 жыл бұрын
Everybody knows the rules, guy was being generous with a 6.0
@jessecumba2 жыл бұрын
Dave if you're not afraid of the hood, go to King of Pizza in North Philly! Best pizza in Philly!
@NONARCS2 жыл бұрын
Is it really Jesse? If he goes is it gonna be a 6? PDP yourself a favor and make sure it's good before you invite him. Someone on here recently recommended a place and I checked it out they didn't bother to do squat. Don't invite him if you aren't gonna make it charred, crispy no flip with good dough, sauce and cheese.
@jessecumba2 жыл бұрын
@@NONARCS this place has been around for over 30+ years by the same owners. All they make is pizza and nothing else cash only! The only issue is that it's in a rough part of the city but the pizza is great.
@theplatitudefromouterspace16862 жыл бұрын
Slimy yet satisfying. Simba knows the rules!
@krisfrederick50012 жыл бұрын
Hakuna Matata. everybody knows the rules 🍕
@jojamhod2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@antny1092 жыл бұрын
The king!
@tyeman30392 жыл бұрын
Don’t get shot! City of Brotherly Love my a$$!
@abrahamcm34632 жыл бұрын
Finally back to the good old days of reviews being filmed with a proper camera AND entertainment
@patrickburk56682 жыл бұрын
One bite. The rules. You know them.
@zachminer38652 жыл бұрын
Go to Sal's in Mamaroneck NY. Portifinos in Goldens Bridge NY.
@marcoiacobuzio40752 жыл бұрын
One Lion's King (Simba) reference everybody knows Dave has that "Lion's Mane" hair under the baseball cap
@lekmusic2 жыл бұрын
For a One Bite Pizza Review, I score it 9.5 bites, fire!
@blacksabbathmatters33652 жыл бұрын
Floppy like Prez after 2 grams and an 18-pack of Michelob Ultra. Everybody knows...
@BCaTTenterprises2 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the reality show
@sled4112 жыл бұрын
one bite everybody knows pres has the most accurate dog names
@justinhren10552 жыл бұрын
Come to the tuscarawas county Ohio Pizza triangle. Pangrazios, zifers, pensos. Straight from across the pond. Goes back to the 50s
@austinziegler6152 жыл бұрын
It’s definitely better than a 6. It’s a 6.3 😂
@marcoiacobuzio40752 жыл бұрын
Everybody knows the rules!!!
@golf3692 жыл бұрын
Needs to go back to pre covid scores 4.3
@mattdenis8612 жыл бұрын
Couldn't find the appropriate place to recommend in Philly but Quigs in North Philly.
@joni50742 жыл бұрын
That pizza box is world wide
@Embiid-xc2be2 жыл бұрын
You have to try Fratellis in sea isle city New Jersey it’s the best pizza I’ve ever had
@jonbruce49302 жыл бұрын
That pizza looked disgusting
@RegginaldRiglet2 жыл бұрын
Finally no vertical camera angles
@bmoonshine2 жыл бұрын
I watched the start a few times, where did that guy coming out the door even come from! Magic!
@marcoiacobuzio40752 жыл бұрын
Bryce M......hahaha!!!!!......I watched it a few times too.......that was weird......what is it with Dave's reviews and the video game characters appearing out of nowhere
@curbyourshi10562 жыл бұрын
Pie's too big with too much cheese.
@djmattn2 жыл бұрын
Cocaine was added to the flour in that pizza dough...
@JxT19572 жыл бұрын
nit picky nit picky who cares if its floppy its the taste that matters
@rustyrobinson80272 жыл бұрын
Dave's perpetually lost everybody knows the rules
@jazzymichael2 жыл бұрын
"Way better than a 6"... "6.3"
@joeystreets36062 жыл бұрын
Philly used to be 4 Horsemen Country, but now is ruled by El Presidente!