40 Facts and Lore on the Palace of Slaanesh in Warhammer 40K

[@oddish2253]

Rated E for Exterminatus

[@bestofmoh]

The inquisition approve this comment

[@lostbutfreesoul]

Come to the great palace and see how far your Exterminatus gets you.

[@eng3d]

@@bestofmoh The Inquisitor approves nothing but to push THAT button.

[@blacknote6945]

*slams button hard and fast*

[@hugoskirfors1442]

Just *SMACK* that big red Button in the name of the emperor!

[@abhorrentcatharsis206]

So basically, Slaanesh's domain is Las Vegas?

[@randomrealistictone2231]

Nuke that city

[@brothersgt.grauwolff6716]

@@randomrealistictone2231, not if Robert Edwin House has anything to say about that 😋

[@eldritch0golem698]

Atlantic city

[@darknessml6145]

@@brothersgt.grauwolff6716 OH BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE THE CHIP NOW DOES HE

[@jillvalentinefan77]

@@darknessml6145 Nah G I stole it. Robert failed to assassinate me while he was still flesh and blood.

[@pogicus89]

The only one who would be able to pass through the entirety of Slaanesh’s realm is the doom slayer. His mind incorruptible by temptation

[@jillvalentinefan77]

He would be killing them all for his own pleasure. Demon killing is quite enjoyable.

[@ichmich9324]

Doomslayer would go to Khorne...After a week Khorne and Doomslayer would both jizz in there Pants

[@carbide2933]

His body incorruptible to Nurgle's pestilence, his heart incorruptible to Slaanesh's temptations, his mind incorruptible to Tzeench's psychic prowess, And enough unparalleled fury to scare the absolute shit out of Khorne

[@tythecat1526]

Bulshit he is a follower of Khorn anywhays

[@SirDankleberry]

@@tythecat1526 He'd make Khorne his bitch.

[@gunblade7610]

I like the concept that Slaanesh's realm and palace doesn't really need 'defences' as your own desires will attack you. Feels very Dante's Inferno-like

[@mellowne411]

I think that is we're its inspired

[@chalkdemon8019]

Abandon All hope ye who enter here.

[@SirPano85]

That why it look like that in TW: Warhammer 3....

[@commanderdante3185]

And that's why it will be blood angels who are the first to strike slaneesh in his own domain.

[@BrotherAzrael]

@@chalkdemon8019 Abandon All Virginity Ye Who Penetrates Here

[@Gyrannon]

- Has Lament Configuration - Solves the Box - A letter pops out "Dear Pleasure Seeker, We're sorry, we cannot visit you. We have joined Slaanesh. Signed, Pinhead, Leader of the Cenobites

[@randomrealistictone2231]

Lmao

[@A.Lost.Astronaut]

yuussss

[@amaimon1494]

The Limited-Experience

[@deios]

Nowdays it would sound more like "You have completed tutorial and to experience whole pleasure, please follow this link and subscribe for only 24.99"

[@224Jaman]

That crossover would be awesome

[@ChestOfDoom]

You sound like your parents are sleeping in the next room so you have to be really quiet

[@OneMindSyndicate]

shhhhhh!

[@mysp2m2cc0unt4]

@@OneMindSyndicate Seriously though, I really enjoy your videos a lot but I find it very hard to hear what you are saying.

[@julioreyes71]

I just want you to talk normal instead of dragging your words.

[@OneMindSyndicate]

Mysp2m 2cc0unt it will get better, we are slowly improving our audio

[@OneMindSyndicate]

Julio Reyes your wish is my command homie

[@warrenpeace8304]

Slaanesh: "No one gets through my pleasure palace and lives to tell it" Hugh Heffner: "Hold my magazine"

[@johnm8015]

The orks would fall to the dreams of grandeur

[@MrCouchmen]

Charlie Sheen: Hey Heff wait for me!

[@kane3261]

The palace of Slaanesh is a big LSD trip

[@bestofmoh]

And a good one indeed 😂

[@jimmythekiller8148]

Almost.. the palace of slaanesh would probably be more of a candy flip. Thats acid plus e. Just in case you don't know.

[@whatsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu]

Defintley enough so that smoked my bowl watching this. 40k lore is one of the best things to watch while enjoying some kush

[@FriezaSucks]

duuude, now imagine taking lsd and heading inside

[@bossshun9]

Don't worry, Slaanesh uses the most advanced LSD for you to experience the thrill of pleasure beyond words. Slaanesh: *offers me the LSD* Me: "Hey, guys. Why is the wall melting and talking?"

[@lillianmelody5293]

Here’s my theory slanesh is the guardian of the palace because it can’t let anyone know the truth, that there is no palace because absolute perfection is impossible so where the citadel should be there is simply...nothing

[@mykalkelley8315]

+

[@danyael777]

Wouldn't that be just......perfectly sadistic? Sounds absolutely Slaaneshy^^

[@amandag.6186]

"There is no palace" Matrix intensifies

[@fatbastard9147]

Tristan Melody that would be a very slanesh thing to do

[@grandsome1]

Desire is often represented as a void inside, so that would make sense.

[@WW-zt1zs]

So for the most part you're getting molested,drowned or sleeping.... Yeah, sounds better then most things in this universe

[@FQP-7024]

Don't forget the death with benefits

[@STOTTINMAD]

I like to imagine this is where the Event Horizon crew went to for seven years

[@rich-lf1bm]

Dude! ....dude....heavy man.

[@jrreedve2825]

That’s a huge yes!

[@FreeFallingAir]

It would seem!

[@ramO-jp8tp]

STOTTINMAD they need to make another movie solely on where the ship was

[@FreeFallingAir]

@@ramO-jp8tp or a follow up mission, To ascertain where and what dimension the Event Horizon crew traveled, Of course it will go horribly wrong. Just hope they wouldnt screw it up completely, Event Horizon was a pretty awesome movie.

[@trevorwall87]

"Willy Wonka is a deamon prince of slannesh"change my mind 🤣🤣🤣

[@jascrandom9855]

That would be an interesting Fanfiction.

[@trevorwall87]

@@jascrandom9855 it would also get you on a watch list

[@eliasravanetti9931]

4dayz maate I can never unsee that again

[@user-unos111]

He fits more with Tzeentch

[@nurval1093]

@@user-unos111 joker would fit better there.

[@sonofangron2969]

Imagine if someone got through all the Circles of Slaanesh's realm, entered the Palace of Slaanesh, gazed upon the Prince of Pleasure... ...and did not fall.

[@tayloryoung9661]

A story needing to be told, no doubt.

[@jeremiahhenson7271]

Ordo Draigo present, we will proVIDE THE HAMS....

[@chrisppraefecti373]

You mean the Doom Slayer?

[@lostbutfreesoul]

You mean like the Wandering Knight... no, wait, he fell!

[@johnhiggins1746]

@@chrisppraefecti373 he would kill everyone for his pleasure

[@jacobkeary6740]

*_Perfection? He sits on a golden throne thanks_*

[@WackadoodleMalarkey]

That's my story inquisitor, and I'm sticking to it!

[@VisheshBangotra]

the one who sits on the golden throne is descendent of Khan, product of banned eugenics. I guess Federation was right to ban eugenics and promote Officers like Data. only way humanity avoids ending up in 40K

[@OneMindSyndicate]

He is decay

[@raixuh]

@@VisheshBangotra I disagree, it works as long be properly Dirac tédio 😉

[@DocApoc]

@@OneMindSyndicate *Decay? He sits in a garden thanks*

[@philswift7015]

So an orc could easily defeat the trails on slaaanesh and reach his palace

[@90snetworkproductions79]

Nah, they'd totally fail at the one where they see what they want to see, Orcs have not been known for their willpower, in any media. Would probably fail once they see demonettes twerking 🤣😂 *Aye, wat iz dat bouncin'?!? A 'olden SMG!!! 😍*

[@AAron-gr3jk]

Orcs are not susceptible to the warp

[@Galejro]

@@AAron-gr3jk Yet they are susceptible to deceit. Only a very few orcs fall to Slaneesh, because they don't really pursue pleasures. What Slaneesh can tap on in orks is 8:08 "Excess of Adoration" The only thing an ork would want beyond another fight is to have his strength acknowledged. But mostly Slaneesh looses to Tzeench in this matter, Orks dont really want adoration, they just wanna be boss, so it's easier seen for them as a cunning plot more than a raging desire. And Phil, he'd finally stop at Slannesh. He/She/it would take the shape of either the perfect Shoota or the Perfect WAAAGH or worse... The sight of ENUF DAKKA.

[@teal_m_101]

Slaneesh just needs to give that ork more dakka

[@joelsmall8565]

@@Galejro impossible DER CAN NEVA BE ENOUGH DAKKA

[@ethanburch422]

I love how most things have Dante's Inferno type level of detail in 40k.

[@taoisttiger4702]

*Buddhists* "cool place Slan! it's been an interesting walk but I'll see ya later. *Slaanesh* "thanks for coming see you *next time*"

[@sergiomarc4826]

and she never had a chance to get their souls...

[@thedarkzone4271]

Would visit again, 10/10

[@Ghidorah96]

The Dark Zone volcel if you wouldn't tbh

[@tythecat1526]

I found it the interventional Yelp review

[@JUST_SOME_SHY_GUY]

Heretic

[@bossshun9]

To go into the realm of Slaanesh is to see all forms of temptation. Be it the body, mind, fortune, fame, food, or even a small want, Slaanesh will welcome you all with no problem. Guardsman: "I shall not give into this madness!" Daemon of Slaanesh: "You want cake?" Guardsman: "Yes!"

[@Clone6385]

THE CAKE IS A LIE GUARDSMAN!

[@bossshun9]

@@Clone6385 You want a beautiful woman forever by your side?

[@mogshot]

That's so crazy. Ad for cake popped up

[@deusexaethera]

CAKE OR DEATH! ...I'll have cake, please.

[@bossshun9]

Slaanesh: "FINE! Cake, ice cream, cookies, and candy for all! Just don't get anything from Papa Nurgle."

[@garrettfleck242]

You should do a 40 facts on the emperor class battleships

[@OneMindSyndicate]

Garrett Fleck will do

[@electrohalo8798]

What about apocalypse class battleship

[@wholesome_masochist4113]

OMS: Nobody can get through the 6 rings and the palace of slanesh without falling. Kaldor Draigo: Hold my beer

[@darkjackl999]

"aye, but would ya reaally call him sentient?"

[@amandag.6186]

@@darkjackl999 "NO!"

[@meeperdudeify]

Cato Sicarius: I Cato Sicarius, Captain of the 2nd company of the Ultramarines, Master of the Watch, Knight Champion of Macragge, Grand Duke of Talassar, High Suzerain of Ultramar, and future chapter master of the Ultramarines would wish you to hold the beer belonging to Cato Sicarius, so that I Cato Sicarius may take on this challenge

[@picollojr9009]

@@meeperdudeify he will fall into the achievement section or become a new chaos god if his plot armor appears again

[@informationyes]

@@picollojr9009 No will be shown every achievement conceivable and the with a look of disappointment say "thats not enough"

[@fritz8393]

I'd be interesting to see a primach going through these rings and see how they do.

[@Z020852]

They found Primarch Fulgrim and pulled him back out.

[@jgw9990]

Dorn would probably make it through.

[@carbide2933]

I reckon Corax could do it. Slaying demons is basically the only thing keeping him going at this point and nothing else is likely to dissuade him

[@dranoelarios4788]

Vulcan would do it! XD

[@ezicagent2724]

@@jgw9990 Demon: hey baby, give me a piece of that ass~ Dorn: You my NOT have piece of this ass. Besides why would on only want a piece?

[@victorandresreyespujada2449]

The God Emperor is my shepherd, I lack nothing.

[@highadmiraljt5853]

Relatable

[@Nyghtking]

Imagine a person who could make it all the way to the palace, gaze upon slaanesh, and still turn away. I think that would actually frighten Slaanesh, a person to whom all pleasure in any form, any achievement they could think of, any great feat or legend, and even absolute perfection itself all mean nothing.

[@teknicron1080]

Gets there and sees, Slaanesh . . . is visually intoxicated, but then snaps back. "How the fuck is Slaanesh a perfect name . . . ?" is all you need to remember. XD

[@dontuspowerus1093]

Hm... wait, you said anyone right? So, does this include other universe characters? Then, I Pick ELS Setsuna from gundam 00. He's already at peace with everything and would not just easily cross the rings, but would easily see through it. Also, would crystalize Slaneesh and make him/her welcome in his very own palace/hivemind.

[@yokgor4675]

That person would be Buddha

[@DigiCube4]

I mean...it looks like the palace doesn't even have internet...like what am i supposed to be tempted by?

[@olihoisl7546]

In 40k i more so see a story where one goes through all rings states up to slaanesh and asks for more because he isn't tempted enough. So She/he gives out a big laugh and make him/her a demonprince that has extremely hightened senses so he/she could revel in more excess than anybody could ever experience and it's still not enough. That would make her/him the ultimate embodiment of all desires.

[@daniellyons7069]

Slaanesh: *Dude, take it easy..* Keith Richards: "Just here to have a good time mate"

[@pqfire0950]

I choose death by snu snu (edit) also id be interested in a video on what would happen if the tyranids went into the eye of terror

[@mykomatos5445]

I would love the constant warp storm to interfere with the synapse and make them act completely retarded

[@tythecat1526]

Nothing wins in the eye of Terra not even the things that live there but it's a fun time I'm shore . Get in my space ship wanna go to a slaaneshy plannet?

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

Ty TheCat I think tuska daemon-killa might disagree with that

[@bondrewdthelordofdawn3744]

@@tythecat1526 necron disagree with you

[@sechernbiw3321]

@@mykomatos5445 ROFL haha

[@Bluemilk92]

If only Japan was hit with the 40k bug. Imagine an obtusely budgeted anime, based on this universe. The potential... Oh holy Terra, the potential. *Edit: Reading comments I want to specify I'm fantasizing. Imagine if Japan had been hit as hard circa 1995, we'd have anime by someone who grew up on 40k, and knew the lore inside and out. Imagine quality/care on par with Devilman Crybaby. Season one (30k) ends with the death of Sanguinius.

[@cringelord1809]

WANT

[@markblakey3456]

Actually considering the number of tentacled creatures and the felinids im surprised they haven't. Would the rule 34 marines be considered slanneshi....oh hell yeah they are.

[@SirDankleberry]

I mean the Japanese are unknowingly followers of Slaanesh already.

[@TheMylittletony]

@@SirDankleberry they were Khorne followers until 1945,

[@billyteflon1322]

Would totally buy 40k Manga over 40k Marvel.

[@PrivateSlacker]

I often fantasize about traveling through popular depictions of hell but in "god mode" so nothing affects me. And each boss at each boss level screams with frustration as nothing seems to work on me. And at the climax of the story, I turn around and start heading back out. With the ultimate insult as injury is the most mundane irony that I was only there because I heard it would be an interesting experience. But now I am leaving unimpressed, like I was some kind of unappreciative uncultured oafish tourist.

[@alwayscurious3357]

Imagine being asked by the Inquisition and you just responded: The palace seems interesting and large. The journey is a bore however. It's just some rich nobleman's villa of sorts with food, wine, prostitutes, gold and with an owner hiding on some well decorated hall. Excuse mr for I shall depart to another destination Inquisitor. Maybe this new place that i'll visit will be much more different than the one I had travelled to.

[@nicolasburton9544]

Genesis Fradejas they would ether thing your full of it or the emperor reborn..

[@jamesliu8095]

You mean be sly marbo for a day

[@van-sx1332]

Lol same, it's fun to imagine super powerful beings getting frustrated and angry by a common man.

[@jasonjr376]

Saitama?

[@virtueofsunlight1342]

Tears and screams of pain and pleasure, our gifts we'll share forever! Drenched deep in sweaty brime, is this blood yours or mine?

[@fiercemushroom4840]

Ah, A man of culture I see. Fernando is most certainly an adherent of Slaanesh.

[@virtueofsunlight1342]

@@fiercemushroom4840 i was getting kinda worried here, nobody got it! Thank the eye of terror there's still cultured degenerates out there.

[@siddbastard]

The palace doesn't mention any walrus pits, so it's pretty safe.

[@virtueofsunlight1342]

@@siddbastard maybe Slaanesh is a Warlus itself!

[@siddbastard]

Make it a space walrus lol

[@generalalduin9548]

Honestly, Slaaneshes palace is one of the better places in 40k, definitely the best place in the Warp. Which was probably the point. I wouldn’t last two seconds before I was turned into a statue.

[@WieldingEminator]

What happens if, after passing through those six realms and finally meeting Slanesh, you were to tell him, "You are not perfect."?

[@anonguy772]

I don't think anybody could do that... Unless they convinced the Ork collective that they (the person) are completely immune to Slaanesh and his temptations. If they did that, because of the orky bois reality-bendin, the person WOULD be immune to Slaanesh. And in that case, I think the Prince would be genuinely horrified or impressed to hear somebody straight up tell him he isn't perfect. Well, or extremely offended :V

[@TheSpicyLeg]

@@anonguy772 I suspect that Slaanesh would be impressed and say, “I bet Knorne would like to meet you!”

[@gwyndolin1536]

I mean not the worst way to go in a galaxy of Grim Darkness.

[@bossshun9]

Well, at least Slaanesh is letting you go out in a deadly way. You die enjoying pleasures or reflecting on your life. So far, no one ever got close to Slaanesh unless they have a strong ass will to ignore all things in her realm.

[@gwyndolin1536]

@@bossshun9 Yeah...at least if you got close enough, you'd get to leave behind a nice statue....that damn physical sensation level though.

[@earlgrey2130]

Where is the ring of furries?

[@gwyndolin1536]

@@earlgrey2130 Oh it's there....in the forest of Yiff

[@hmseagle1101]

@@earlgrey2130 not even slaanesh likes that shit

[@flaviofr4v0]

I keep imagining the Empire sending a skull servitor to check the place and Slaanesh making him gain conscience again and having final moments of joy.

[@GrandMasterNutBusterYoda]

"How horrible is the Palace of Slaanesh?" Dark Eldar: "It's horrible, Commoragh is a vacation spot compared to that warp-hole."

[@bossshun9]

Lmao I can hear the dark eldar actually letting anyone know this only for them to reply: "Slannesh is offering us more than just torrents and torture. You dark eldar should experience it for yourselves. Oh, nvm you can't."

[@GrandMasterNutBusterYoda]

@@bossshun9 the TTS special with Lemon being escorted by the DE made me understand how fearful they are of Slaanesh.

[@lexroland1340]

This would be a very cool and fun d&d campaign

[@luthorkellar]

It needs to end with all players learning that it was all a dream....that they never wake from

[@itspetz7421]

Hmm this would make a sweet module

[@wholesome_masochist4113]

Yes please!

[@nullblau7982]

@@luthorkellar hey you there your finally awake

[@tythecat1526]

Invite meee!!!!!!

[@KillTeamHungary]

The only things capable of getting to the playboy mansion of Slaneesh and not giving a fck about anything in between are the Tyranids. Would love to see when the buggers flood into the eye and wreck the domain of the gods one by one :-)

[@nothuman3083]

Or an Ork wanting to kill the pink angry spikey demons, his goal is simple

[@luthorkellar]

Sadly Orks would get stuck at the part where they see themselves achieving their dreams

[@myduckisonqauck7227]

@@nothuman3083 you mean tuska?

[@Randomguy-wd5lw]

@@nothuman3083 A Ork could be tempted

[@Bruva_Ayamhyt]

The Tyranids would all get stuck at the wine and food. It's all biomass to them.

[@roachdoggjr5647]

1:27 “The stories always describe the Princes domain as a welcoming palace” Proceeds to show a pallete swapped Minas Morgul

[@OneMindSyndicate]

isnt that welcoming ?

[@AwankO]

That says run away 😂😂🏃🏃😂

[@Allen667sjja]

@@OneMindSyndicateto Orcs maybe lol

[@lonegoat81]

Suggestion: Life in 30k vs 40k

[@sorrybroo8303]

War on horus heresy, leman russ and many more....

[@UndeadFangtooth]

39 facts on what the palace of Slanesh looks like... And 1 fact saying "lmao no one knows what the palace looks like, get rekt"

[@yfullman]

I always thought Slaanesh was a chick....so I have some stuff to delete from my hard drive.

[@cottermcg123]

He/she/it appears as what ever you think is desirable, kinda wish slannesh was conformed to be female, all the other gods are male why not throw a curve ball. On a technical level this is true

[@crhuskey]

It should be, though bimodal sex definitions would probably be pretty meaningless to an interdimensional demon. We usually refer to god with masculine pronouns, but I don't think many are actually envisioning god has a penis...

[@trevorwall87]

I'm pretty sure slannesh is the only circumstance that the Tumblr gender list is legitimate

[@Kenpachi4904]

Chris B you are correct. They call Slaanesh "She who thirsts".

[@Z020852]

She is hot and has a backdoor, what's the problem? She won't deny you backdoor entry either.

[@HiopX]

1:28 Apparently, Slaneshs idea of welcoming is Mordor corrupted ancient Gondorian architecture.

[@pannacottafugo7777]

It is indeed very wholesome

[@blackenthesheep]

while listening to this I stand in disbelieve about how GW treats the greatest of all gods. I mean his theme basically is the 7 sins, you could do incredible stuff maybe even making Slaanesh the most beloved of all chaos gods and what do we get? Some Demonettes that are far far away from what could be the incarnation of lust!

[@damianarvizu1095]

Not all 7. While Slaanesh is certainly gluttony, envy, lust, greed… wrath is most certainly Khorne. Likewise, pride would be shared with Tzeentch. Finally, sloth might be shared with Nurgle.

[@RyllenKriel]

Slaanesh' s palace would definitely be the worst remodeling job for any carpenter.

[@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487]

Imagine someone who walks through, because they have no wants. In the first ring, they take 7 coins and leave. In the second, they stoop to refill their canteens, but decided to not. In the third, he walked through, not heeding the seducers. In the fourth, he sees nothing. In the fifth, he throws the 7 coins from the first circle, and continue. He enters the sixth circle, he slowly walks through not stopping. Finally Slanessh arrives. The traveler offers his hand, as if greeting a familiar. Slanessh questions who the traveler is. He states that he is the embodiment of contempt. He states "Tempt me, I you may, I may be weaker than you, but you cannot make me fall". Slanessh lashed out at him, but her attacks seemed to not touch the traveler, as if he was merely a figment of his imagination. "I am those who come to see what they have, i am the essence of those who do not seek greatness, rather, they see their place in the world, and they see the good they have." He sighed and rested "i have come to see you, for you are want, and i am want not.". Slanessh stated how an avatar could form of a concept almost unheard of. He gave out an honest laugh "I almost didn't. I am not worshipped in voice or deed, I am worshipped in the heart, you where born form a planet of lust, where the rich feasted, i am form the bottom of hive cities, where families starved, where they are contempt with what they have.". He stood, and turned as to leave. "I have seen enough, continue your plague of lust, but know, that for one to exist, the absence of one must also exist.".

[@Ankit-vl8hb]

I somehow imaged this person looking like Eren Yeager at the end of season 3 with the owl's theme playing in the background

[@leafyradio6934]

Well thought out, quite beautiful

[@787310]

Content is different from contempt

[@crossfire4691]

That would be awesome

[@valebliz]

@@787310 this lol

[@KingAndy1992]

If I lived in the 41st, I'd buy a one way ticket there ASAP.

[@pushrod3022]

Sure as shit beats a hive world.

[@SpaceTrump]

HERETIC !!!!!!!!!

[@KingAndy1992]

There's no denying it.

[@nothuman3083]

Rather be a pysker blank in glass pardox maze powered by the warp just to shatter it by shire paradox of my existence. God of paradox, enjoy a paradox of pysker blank in the warp

[@fernandotrevinocastro1018]

Asking at the door if is posible to go to 2 or 3 circles back and foward, i mean, i really dont know wich one is best to die in...

[@calorinedarkness5232]

I feel like, if it is just an endless loop of pleasure played out inside, all those who make it to the palace are allowed to come inside and partake in the excess.

[@eldarhighelfhealermiriella7653]

Only if Slaanesh wishes to. By the time you make it inside you are not human anymore.

[@Dr.AvenVon]

hehe, allowed to "cum inside" the "Palace" yes, I know where the door is

[@lightningchegg4823]

@@eldarhighelfhealermiriella7653 lies!

[@Thatonemagetable]

Dis one was good. Well done, gentlemen! I love any 40k story that fleshes out its environments, especially those of the warp.

[@fbibarbie]

it sounds like failing at the 6th ring is the best option like o no your stuck in eternal peace forever is that really worse than whatever happens in the palace?

[@HunterSentinel]

I’m surprised that Korn hasn’t sent war bands straight to slaanesh since it literally open to anyone.

[@alias234]

they do all the time..but even daemons fall to it somehow, though its not explained how)

[@mafost26]

Some say that they end up feeling like a freak on a leash upon arrival.

[@gunblade7610]

I'm thinking it would be like orcs with Khorne demons where yeah they only want to fight but they'd probably get caught in the "pride" part where they see themselves in the most perfect fight. And even if they get pass that then they stand befoe slaanesh's perfection and see like the perfect unlimited dakka and then are turned to stone smiling.

[@AntonioCardinaleMaNonPapa]

They know their limits.

[@beyblademoses5379]

Slannesh: Exists 15 year old nerd in the UK somewhere: 🥴

[@alex-qj5yj]

I don’t appreciate being called out like this

[@lynnescott219]

He sounds nothing like someone from the UK I’d know

[@bagel3703]

This reminds me of my days on the SCP wiki.

[@aceofspadesguy4913]

the dragon waits in shadows, his breath will scorch the land. the hero in the castle draws his sword and makes his stand. the princess in the tower is hidden far away. but nothing under heaven can keep The Groom at bay. Luke 23:34. they gather round with leering smiles, the soulless and the dead. though her soul unwinds, the cruelest minds will keep her in her bed. the potter told his 'prentice to prepare him seven jars. six he made with grace and skill, the last his hands did mar. the cretin moon no more is howling, gone its mourning black. in their dreams its face is prowling, come to take them back. the King is in his courting clothes, the brides are in their beds. the unborn princes wait in sleep to raise their eager heads. the hens were in the henhouse and seven eggs did lay, till the fox crept in by dark of night and stole the eggs away. six were broken by their bindings six no more shall sing. comes the seventh full unwinding and all the bells will ring. when the first had given birth, then all the birds did sing. her screaming cries did shake the skies, as she called out for her King. by doctor's blade the second bade a life into the world. untimely hewn neath a silent moon, the King's red flag unfurled. his bride the third remained unheard, her cries for help ignored. she stopped her life with a surgeon's knife, and gave it to Our Lord. the fourth prepares a dagger and places it at her heart. the perfect cure cannot make pure what the King has set apart. the fifth one's crown was bearing down upon the fox's set. the den was sundered with mighty thunder, an apocalypse beget. on the sixth's day, the walls gave way, and the oceans turned to ash. her birth gave work, as the earth shook, underneath the King's fell lash the seventh bride will break, the tides the moon no more will shine. there comes a day not far away she'll birth the death of time.

[@myteatime2836]

My confidence in being able to resist the temptation of social media and KZbin is now at an all time high! Thank You! Time to get back to reality and caring for my own life.

[@2Tiny_Ant]

This disgusts me... Go on

[@rushpatriot2866]

Lol 😂

[@bossshun9]

This is the most disgusting video I have ever seen.... Slannesh would approve of it.

[@OneMindSyndicate]

😂

[@alphalightning11frost91]

Space marine after getting caught by slaanesh's forces: Hmph! You may have breached through my holy iron clad armor… But Goodluck getting through my reinforced chastity belt… *THE EMPEROR PROTECTS*

[@gunblade7610]

Beneath the chastity belt, there is not a penis, just another storm bolter

[@ZombieMonkey7]

Alternate title; Fear and Loathing in The Palace of Slaanesh

[@bigj1905]

I like the idea of the first one being to enter and leave Slaanesh isn’t some zealous preacher, mentally conditioned Space Marine, or even a mindless drone, but simply a person who is fully content with their life. In fact, it would be awesome if the first one who reached the Citadel was a old man or woman, who had done everything they wanted and life and could not ask for anything more.

[@deusexaethera]

Slaanesh needs a better marketing department. His realm sounds like it would be a great place to sell timeshares.

[@venomslayer9899]

As a recent convert to the Cult of Slaanesh, its realm sounds like actual paradise. Its what I would imagine heaven to be like.

[@system1912]

I listen to these before bed I love them. Actually Interesting ASMR.

[@LazyY91]

The floor must be sticky there

[@ayindephulgence4950]

Oh noo

[@RobertNaik]

So do you come here often ?

[@chewyuanqiang]

Especially at the deamonette club ring. Remember to wear air tight boots and power armor, soldiers (and some chastity belts for good measure).

[@tythecat1526]

Do you know how much demon jizz I had to wash out if my furr suit

[@stormjet814]

The floor is made of stick

[@cal8338]

I'm 1 month into NoFap, I see myself strooling in this realm

[@98liquid]

The Unknown Disco Guardsman: "What happens in The Realm of Slaanesh, Stays in The Realm of Slaanesh."

[@darkblue7312]

Kind of reminds me of that scene in Thulsa Doom’s palace from Conan the Barbarian “So...this is paradise.”

[@iActuallyLiveinUtah]

In order to pass all the trails you have to litterally be emotionally dead inside and show near complete apathy, there is no other way.

[@ronniebowen638]

3:30, The Wizard of Oz is just the 1st Outer Ring of Slaanesh! Mind = Blown!

[@Kronorath]

When going through the trials, you have to remind yourself that nothing is ever free, would a god offer you any of this stuff and not expect to get something from you

[@sleepingforest4048]

*riches* psh I don't need em *wine* Bah! I don't drink! *Gluttony* ha! That the best you got?! *Bodily pleasures* well.... Two out of three ain't bad right?

[@c.robtoz]

"Yeah I can definitely do this" *Me thinking to myself while picking up a random gemstone*

[@An_Imperial_Guard.]

Video theory: Could Capitan Titus survive the Palace of Pleasure and proceed to punch Slaanesh ugly face?

[@calorinedarkness5232]

You mean perfect face? XD ;)

[@lightningchegg4823]

@@calorinedarkness5232 ugly face

[@tothelastman6]

"Explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some. Angels to others."

[@agbottan]

The Angry Marines could pass through the temptations and reach the Palace of Slanesh with their anger intact.

[@ayindephulgence4950]

In fact they would be even angrier

[@blacknote6945]

They will probably have an angry boner and fuck everything metaphorically and literally

[@jaywulf]

The final ring of Slaanesh palace is the narrator dronning incessently for all eternity.

[@shovelenthusiast7389]

1:33 that is Minas Morgul from LotR, you heretic!

[@OneMindSyndicate]

40k>LotR

[@OneMindSyndicate]

Peasant 40k over everything !!

[@OneMindSyndicate]

Ace Ventura Well obviously.

[@NetMoverSitan]

There's also the Emerald City in Oz, what's your point?

[@amandag.6186]

@@OneMindSyndicate you just made an enemy for life

[@Artimata]

Daemons laughs at the suffering of others until the VERY ANGRY MAN WITH A SHOTGUN ramming the gate.

[@wesleybradshaw2609]

Let's Storm Slanesh's domain. There is no way they can seduce all of us.

[@uninterruptedrhythm4104]

Send incels into Slaanesh's domain. Even the daemonettes or Slaanesh wont fuck them

[@raylenn4444]

@@uninterruptedrhythm4104 i'm no incel so i'd abolutely get snu snu'd...and i'd probably enjoy it.

[@crossfire4691]

@@raylenn4444 I would fall for the food

[@raylenn4444]

@@crossfire4691 the daemonettes are my weakness. i don't care for money, it has no value to me. food is not something i specially crave more than anything else, i could let go of it. and alchool is sometjing i hate the taste of,so i'll be fine. sex on the pther hand...welp it's my downfall.

[@mr.raslyon6626]

Haha I'm jumping on the first naked Demonette I see 🤣

[@daveformen5126]

To the one guy who made it past all challenges to see the prince of pleasure himself. And says “You called for a Uber?”

[@idontwanttopickone]

Me: *Sees the video's title* ...Well this video is going to get demonetized.

[@TechAdeptCam]

Why would it get a yellow dollar sign?

[@TechAdeptCam]

@Bazzralic r/ whoosh

[@eliphas_catdaddy7982]

@Bazzralic Yeah more like daemonetized

[@teknicron1080]

I always thought it was "demonized"

[@idontwanttopickone]

@@teknicron1080 not if you don't get the moooonies or the dark godly powers.

[@HavenarcBlogspotJcK]

There's a legend of a man who drank the entire lake and live. Lord Ozzy Osbourne.

[@riohudson9612]

Pretty sure the only things that could get through slaanesh's world and survive their palace would either be a robot or an emotionally stunted dreadnought.

[@andygilbert9032]

Owen Wilson narrates the 40K universe! 👌

[@Gist432]

So it’s impossible to reach far enough that Slaanesh takes you into service? Kinda like the Cenobites from Hellraiser. Not exactly a prize, but still, something else than being killed?

[@Lowlander-ci7is]

Now this looks like my kind of place... Hail Slaanesh!!!!

[@carbide2933]

*Igne Purgabitur*

[@bambostarla6259]

I dont think I could pass the wine test... I'm a sucker for good wine

[@Bob-Unknown]

As Grimaldus simply meanders all the way to the final palace just to ask Slanlanesh if he has heard the good word of the Emperor.

[@davidb3155]

My paradise would be a realm where my armies are fully painted.

[@Leito84722]

Thank you for finally getting an upgrade on your mic I love the content and this is a big improvement

[@rybaneightsix5085]

"Dist-ance" "liq-uid" Cadence is really, really weird. I enjoy the channel though.

[@bm-ub6zc]

And now imagine, you could be in all circles, but the traps couldn't harm you and the temptations and pleasures where still as strong as described.

[@generaldissaray339]

I know I’m late to this but Slaanesh is the most interesting chaos god IMO.

[@SanguiniustheGreatAngel]

If Slannesh has a garden of real life anime waifus, I’d butcher my way to get there

[@marcusthefurrie7463]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[@TheSpicyLeg]

The thing about Chaos is that they really love delicious irony. So, there would absolutely be a garden of real life anime waifus, and once you butchered your way to them, Slaanesh would smile and say “What a bloody performance, minion of Khorne!” and off you’d go to the Blood god.

[@samgoal6055]

Millenials are so bored the old gods cant harm them...

[@agrihonoberjorn1612]

The only personality I think that can resist those summed up qualities needed , self loathing , does not feel like they deserve anything , moderate sense of law , deep need for self repentance (feedback loop), guilt , high will power ,and a bit stubborn and horse blinded , oh and humble

[@infernalelysium7676]

I am getting serious Dantes Inferno vibs from this palace heheh.

[@JemRau]

You forgot to mention the realm where there are lots of Daemonettes disguised as beautiful naked men and women running about a very pristine field and lake. Those who succumb to the lustful pleasures are quickly decapitated by the demons.

[@mrfigs7804]

@@jfish953 lmao.

[@Ulfhednir9]

Suggestion (and sorry for repeating) can you please do lore on traitor guard regiments and why they turned.

[@kevinbaum8668]

This is my first time hearing about this, and now I also want this video very badly.

[@OneMindSyndicate]

studio.kzbin.info_RrU3LKepZQ/edit

[@Ulfhednir9]

@@OneMindSyndicate sorry I think that link was to the wrong place.

[@Ulfhednir9]

@@kevinbaum8668 there was thus video to help you get started :) kzbin.info/www/bejne/lYPVhmaCgMqjkLM

[@Navinor]

The Black Templars will not make it into the second ring, because they have to purge the first ring at first completely.

[@calebkalangeg530]

This video is marked for the following: *Heresy*

[@wrath2501]

Soldier goes there and is stopped by... a bucket.

[@barbiquearea]

Wonder what happens if you send a Hive Tyrant in there?

[@magua9563]

A tyranid or a necron would be interesting to see in the warp.

[@nevermore7285]

I believe that the necrons lack souls and are purely material beings, meaning they can’t enter the warp. And the Tyrainds have the whole Shadow of the Warp thing, so I imagine that either Slannesh’s domain would kick them out or their presence would dissolve the area around the Tyraind until the Tyranid left

[@myteatime2836]

Reminds me of fighting my way through the Fade in Dragon Age Origins. What a Dreary and hopeless chapter.