40 Facts and Lore on Imperial Pleasure Planets in Warhammer 40K

[@AuroraAustralis_]

Brother, get the Flamer. *The HEAVY Flamer.*

[@epicstyle1000]

No Brother get the INFERNO CANNON!!...wait the Twin linked INFERNO CANNON!!!!

[@crazydocphoenix9436]

AuroraxShadow **GETS THE HEAVIEST FLAMER WITH A BAYONET ATTACHMENT ON IT.**

[@xeronicus]

@@crazydocphoenix9436 I have a techpriest shrieking about the volcano cannon with the chain sword duck taped to it

[@benrogers9082]

@@xeronicus you know what, screw it get a melta gun, ammunition, and as many grenades as can be carried. UNREALISTICALLY

[@raphaeldias5502]

Flamer, brother? No,no,no... *EXTERMINATUS*

[@theannouncer5538]

It’s hard to imagine anyone in the imperium experiencing pleasure

[@Cole-ui8bi]

I say turn all planets to fortress world

[@mardukgilgamesh1500]

They can through the blessings of slaanesh :3

[@sernwuub4014]

Marduk Gilgamesh heresy, purge the unclean

[@Cole-ui8bi]

To prevent someone to turn humanity needs discipline A LOT OF IT!!!!

[@amandag.6186]

@@Cole-ui8bi dorn? That you?

[@m0rtez713]

When Pleasure world is facing a minor incursion and The Astra Militarum go to protect it: >Pack your administratum approved water-resistant flak armour shorts boys, we're going on a bloody vacation!

[@Hobbitsrule1443]

Underrated comment here

[@jesuschrist138]

>should I pack my laser proof swimees too, commander?

[@Marinealver]

Stationed in Hawaii.

[@noahdavis9436]

@@jesuschrist138 yes and your nuke proof speedo

[@thepopulargirl1784]

*Cries in Krieger*

[@chaos9731]

My faith is tellin me nooo, but my boooddyy. *MY BODYS TELIN ME YEESS*

[@TheMinuteman]

*the inquisition would like to know your location*

[@Finalhellmaster]

@@TheMinuteman The Slaneesh Patrol would like it too

[@chaos9731]

@James Greicar purge me daddu uwu

[@jocosesonata]

And the exterminatus button is telling me *_HIT ME!!!_*

[@ur-didact1991]

@@jocosesonata press E to exterminatus

[@tumate45]

When I see a bondage nun in the thumbnail, I click like.

[@TheRogueAssassinX3]

Lol same here apparently 😅

[@macrussell78]

Good to see a man of culture.

[@makeitsonumberone1358]

@@macrussell78 🤣

[@hameedulhaq1143]

A man of wealth and taste

[@cannon26ify]

Yep, I got lured too by the thumbnail😆

[@jrreedve2825]

How is Slannesh not ALL OVER these planets?!

[@MrEvan1932]

It's free real estate!

[@Bruh-hq1hx]

He is

[@akriegguardsman5238]

@@Bruh-hq1hx isn't slaneesh a woman?

[@Bruh-hq1hx]

@@akriegguardsman5238 but why is it called prince of something something then

[@marcusogden2093]

@@Bruh-hq1hx slanesh can be what ever it chooses to be

[@pathosofmine]

that thumbnail has slaanesh plagued all over it

[@hybridtechowns]

its why i am here lol

[@spaghetticrust3871]

@@hybridtechowns me too 😂

[@noisemarine561]

What can I say except YOU'RE WELCOME! PRAISE SLAANESH

[@ur-didact1991]

Exterminatus

[@tomato4049]

Heresy

[@lonegoat81]

"Not today Slaanesh!"

[@deder8198]

Today is the day!

[@minoreror9961]

GET MY BOLTER

[@chaos9731]

TODAY *_IS_* THE DAY

[@UnWrittenKatsu]

TO BURN HERETIC

[@UnWrittenKatsu]

@@chaos9731 by the emperor....

[@AwesomeBlueDie]

holy shit 1 min ago and I am the first to indulge? Emperor protect me from Slaanesh's influence...

[@guardianofthetoasters2323]

DAMN STRAIGHT HAHAHA

[@ajhiep4447]

I wish skaven were in 40k.

[@PaperiLiidokki]

Your local Commissar wants a word with you...

[@Crusader-Ramos45]

Oh, CAN I GO TO A PLEASURE PLANET?! I WANNA LOSE MY VIRGINITY!!

[@noisemarine561]

THIS QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH

[@samedwards3186]

*Sees thumbnail* What in the emperor’s name is this?

[@williamhayes2479]

Someone get a flamer. NO ... a heavy flamer.

[@doublep1980]

Slaaneshi heresy of the highest order,of course.

[@Tienhamir100]

Fun times. That's what.

[@LordVader1094]

Clickbait.

[@robertnett9793]

I just need to know what this heresy is, so I can report it to the next Inquisitor. Promised.

[@MR0KITTY]

1:48 When you beat the third Vex Raid so they run away to the 40K universe...

[@spectralassassin6030]

I’m not the only one who saw that then.

[@themrrandomname1251]

lol

[@sovietdz15]

Dude it does look like a certain area of Venus from Destiny 1

[@donjon5442]

@@sovietdz15 That’s because it’s destiny concept art

[@claymore7315]

Slannesh has infected me with deja vu....

[@mikemorelli5134]

not a real thing.

[@mardukgilgamesh1500]

*blessed

[@omiorahman6283]

I've just been in this place before Higher on the street And I know it's my time to go Calling you, and the search is a mystery Standing on my feet It's so hard when I try to be me, Whooooaaa!!

[@Ingram-Ironhide]

So essentially these are planets that secretly worship Slaanesh.

[@myfaceismyshield5963]

And all space marines secretly worship Khorne

[@Sorrowdusk]

@@myfaceismyshield5963 Worship is unnecessary. That was the Emperors mistake. You dont need religion to feed into Chaos

[@myfaceismyshield5963]

@@Sorrowdusk that was my point, I was being sarcastic to Phantom of Death over there suggesting people having fun are always worshipping slaanesh even though not all bloodthirsty murderers worship Khorne.... that was my entire point so you just agreeeed with me

[@gkagara]

Even most robust man need to lay off for a bit, I understand why space marine become chaotic as time goes, they lack of woman touch, any man could go insane holding that back, even superman.

[@Sorrowdusk]

@@gkagara They try to express themselves through art. The art of war. We've seen friendship develop though between space marines and women, for example between Mersadie Olliton and Gavriel Loken, or between Iskander Khayon and the dark eldar Nefertari. (The latter being kinky and weird at some points)

[@proudalbanianjcdenton7129]

They really shouldn’t be called pleasure worlds, I thought they were infested with dark eldar coomers at first

[@dantefromdevilmaycry9857]

"The Lore of Warhammer is a pathway to many Worlds, some may deem Unnatural" -Some Evil Bloke from a Galaxy far far away

[@erodoeht4666]

Everyone in the Imperial Guard: “This is what i am fighting and dying for?” The Chademperor of Mankind: “NO”

[@TheW0rdMan]

Script for this video provided by Warhammer wiki - A Pleasure World, also known as a Paradise World and sometimes as a Garden World, is the playground of the Imperial nobility. They tend to be of outstanding natural beauty and the population of such worlds are dedicated to pampering the important Imperial visitors they often receive, such as members of major noble houses, members of the Navis Nobilite, Planetary Governors, important Ecclesiarchy officials like Confessors and Cardinals, Imperial Commanders, Rogue Traders and wealthy Chartist Captains. Pleasure Worlds are often very cultured places, and many have huge proportions of their populace dedicated solely to producing works of art, music or other forms of entertainment. Casino complexes, opulent restaurants and huge ballrooms are often found on such worlds. There is a darker side to Pleasure Worlds, particularly those who cater to the tastes of the more depraved guests they receive and Pleasure Worlds often host one or more Chaos Cults dedicated to Slaanesh, the Prince of Pleasure. Some Pleasure Worlds contain large developing cities and other major settlements. All Pleasure Worlds are considered a sub-set of the class of planets known to the Imperium as Civilised Worlds. Garden Worlds hold a unique position within the Imperium, in that they are one of the few kinds of planets with minimal technological development. The Imperial Tithes from these planets are often lower than usual or are entirely non-existent, as many are lightly populated and may have no readily available resources to extract. Instead, Garden Worlds offer the Imperium a multitude of idyllic settings, ranging from recuperative locales to private estates, in exchange for protection. They are tranquil environments, though worrisome considerations still dangle like loose threads on a beautiful tapestry. Some are rumoured to have been ancient terraforming experiments from the Dark Age of Technology, and could be environmentally unstable. Others are believed rediscovered after abating Warp Storms, and so could disappear again without warning. Still more are thought to be the lost homes of intelligent alien species, and woe to any living there should the xenos return or reawaken. Life on a Garden World The vast majority of Garden Worlds are named for their unparalleled beauty and largely undeveloped surface. Though they have all the amenities the Imperium has to offer, they do not sacrifice the peaceful surroundings to accommodate more people. Many of these worlds are places of refuge and respite, while others are monasteries or training facilities. Regardless of their use, the basics of living engender the development of a mindset or lifestyle that supports what the world delivers. Healers develop new methods to aid the afflicted. Scholars and priests research or meditate on their texts and relics. Even some of the martial orders have recognised the need for contemplation and reflection to better hone their impressive combat skills. Each of these outlooks, as well as many others, develops into a micro-culture that essentially becomes the commodity of the planet. Compared to the majority of other planets in the Imperium, Garden Worlds move at a different pace. While not necessarily slower in speed, the sense of urgency, or in some cases panic, found elsewhere rarely exists here. On most of these worlds, value is placed on being thorough and contemplative in all actions, weighing all possibilities and seeking the best from those available. Most natives have a relaxed flow to their lives, usually due to methodical planning and preparation. Since there is often very little internal or external conflict on these worlds, major changes in their schedules or plans seldom occur. Though most of these planets are firmly part of the Imperium of Man, others are privately-owned or cater to other clienteles. These worlds are often on the fringes of lawful sector authorities, and can exist outside the blessings of Terra. Those living here might hold much more relaxed views concerning Imperial law, and lifetimes of dealing with the rich and powerful can hone their social skills to preternatural levels. Though the mindset of the community determines much of their behavior, many Garden World natives exude an almost eerie and unearthly sense of calm. They are for the most part methodical, but approach problem-solving in a more holistic way, utilising both hard analysis and intuition to complete their objectives. These folk sometimes constitute some of the Imperium's finest envoys and orators, having an innate ability to put people at ease and connect with others. Garden Worlders are open people and expressive but are equally skilled at keeping their emotions under control temporarily to achieve necessary goals. They do not relish this, however, and most make a point of finding a way soon after to process the emotional content before it finds new and unhealthy ways to manifest. With these skills sets, Garden Worlders make for exceptional military analysts, healers, and diplomats throughout the Imperium. The Adeptus Administratum frequently recruits from these worlds and -- though the Imperial Tithes for psykers are normally low on Garden Worlds -- the quality of the recruits from these planets ensures that very few of them escape notice from the Scholastica Psykana. The Adeptus Ministorum has also found exceptionally talented scholars and priests on these planets and often maintains permanent bases there to find new clergy. Rogue Traders who frequent such worlds often take the finest to become part of their crews, where their skills in calm discussion can aid in commercial negotiations.

[@mattymayhem1232]

I see what you did there 😂

[@user-pm1gb2eo1s]

I’m not gonna lie, the way your voice falls in the exact same pattern and the fact that every sentence ends on the same tone is kinda infuriating.

[@AAllen-br8it]

It is

[@thomasmarshall7570]

sure

[@Cptbravo221]

I am Rogal dorn

[@Tyguy161]

I enjoy it lol it's funny you point that out

[@gickygackers]

He doesn’t know how to speak lol

[@Raziel312]

A lot of the comments are Slannesh this and Slannesh that. While that may be true of those that come to Pleasure worlds, I would say the average Pleasure World native is LESS likely to fall to Slannesh. After all, they know how to process and release their emotions BEFORE they have the chance to fester into something dark. Free from repression (political or emotional) and free from the trauma of violence, Pleasure Worlders have something rarely seen in the Imperium. THEY ARE PSYCHOLOGICALLY HEALTHY!!

[@agamemnonofmycenae5258]

Slaanesh is the goddess of EXCESS, not pleasure. Contentment is pleasurable, but it is anathema to Slaanesh. If Slaanesh is interested in you, that means that your actions go way beyond the threshold. You are addicted, constantly push all sorts of boundaries and your behaviour becomes increasingly more deprave. Pleasure worlds facilitate that exact behaviour, so they are NOT psychologically healthy!

[@Space_Ghost_Hunter]

Pleasure worlders are the kinksters of 40k and I love it

[@guerra_dos_bichos]

Your intonation is like whiskey, you have to get used to it, but you aquire the taste

[@michaeljosephdimaano2802]

If only they didn't abuse the Holy Terra, they could still have a pleasure planet they could call home.

[@EmporerOfMankind40k]

That thumbnail almost made me lose No Nut November! Heresy!!! God Emperor protect me from Slaanesh’s power. 😰

[@romelazo4504]

Those were simpler times

[@raddragon1373]

NNN is cancelled due covid. Pls dont kill me

[@jeaneljaylamputi2215]

@@raddragon1373 he... he... he... HERESY! EXTERMINATUS

[@ur-didact1991]

@@raddragon1373 rest in warp

[@erika002]

NNN: N - No N - Heresy N - Forever

[@drich.5984]

This was an awesome video. So you mentioned "long lost Xenos" could have been the original inhabitants for a pleasure planet... I was thinking about doing like a marble tile floor, and fancy ball room theme basing and palace display board for my Necrons. What's the likelihood that a pleasure planet could've accidentally been developed on top of a tomb world? I just think it's awesome to have a bunch of dead commissars and priest everywhere in piles of ash or whatnot while necron warriors are climbing out of a tile floor haha. Could this idea work?

[@arandompersonontheinternet7412]

I don't see why not. Unfortunate for the Imperial Guard however. Still, I may take that idea, I like it.

[@MsSharondenadel]

01:03 I didn't know Dandelion was working in a pleasure house, i mean outisde of Novigrad... was it Ciri who brought him there and left him behind? 🤔🤔

[@baseera6532]

Your voice... is kinda breaking my brain... just be natural and don’t try too hard

[@bloodelf83]

1:47 Isnt that concept art for a Vex gate from Destiny

[@stephonhughes2338]

Paarthurnax yea it is, lol

[@whatthedogdoing8673]

0:49, erm... Is that, Valerian Mengsk? That's kind of the wrong franchise my friend, though they are quite similar!

[@SIyMarbo]

Its Leon S Kennedy

[@whatthedogdoing8673]

@@SIyMarbo Here's Valerian Mengsk's official concept art: vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/starcraft/images/8/8f/ValerianMengsk_SC2_Cncpt1.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20171009143119 .

[@oriontheraptor8119]

In a universe so dark and corrupted by violence never even thought pleasure was even a thing in 40K

[@arcotroll8530]

And that is why 40K is one of the most boring settings imaginable.

[@Space_Ghost_Hunter]

DARK PLEASURE!!!!

[@Adino1]

@@arcotroll8530 Not at all. Where ever there is violence and corruption there is pleasure. Dark pleasure, but pleasure never the less.

[@arcotroll8530]

@@Adino1 That's not what I meant.

[@Adino1]

@@arcotroll8530 What do you find so boring about it? It creates unlimited scenarios and settings for storytelling.

[@nobilisvaga5267]

All I see is a nunn with a ballgag and I'm just like "ok I'm down"

[@imperiumgrim4717]

Nice thumbnail 👌🏾😏

[@jthrone7768]

SpecterGhost_46 this is the comment inquisitor. Right here.

[@ordoreductor983]

*charge-up noises*

[@minoreror9961]

GET MY BOLTER

[@OutspokenSeeker]

Slaaneshi cult identified

[@imperiumgrim4717]

Oh God please no 😖🤧 it's not my fault

[@VedaRa501]

Wait! Didn't they already put this vid out before?

[@lonegoat81]

they said they are re-uploading old vids with better quality.

[@pathosofmine]

this one is also extended

[@mr.raider7865]

They only just basically released this video like 2 weeks ago.

[@Desttro73]

@@mr.raider7865 Stop bitching and enjoy..

[@wyattbequette3596]

Darth Synmor salty boi is salty that people are calling out yourubers for being lazy

[@Durahan82]

15:42 Thumbnail pic

[@richwoodno1251]

thank you c:

[@whosaidsoup13]

That seems like a perfectly sound idea with no horrible, tenatcle-y consequences down the road

[@deleonfrancis60]

This is the black Templar it’s time for a purging of this planet

[@Order-si7nd]

I specifically called for the inquisition

[@NaraiOskara]

I just wanna see the whole of the pic on the cover

[@matthewgarrigan2369]

Narai Oskara I agree

[@themrrandomname1251]

fuck you slanesh

[@wylandnares8642]

HERESY!!!

[@leafyradio6934]

the horny police are on their way to exterminate this HERESY

[@winstonking8847]

Sounds like a breeding ground for slaanesh

[@gkagara]

I am pretty sure not even space marine could resist my charm, sister of battle may but then again may not all of them. Relax bro it is how human procreate you need to lay off a bit but not doing it excessively.

[@SIyMarbo]

G Kagara *heresy detected* resist charm✅ purge the heretic

[@lordorochimaru9431]

meh EXTERMINATUS!!

[@SIyMarbo]

Lord Orochimaru don’t worry boise i will protecc our virginities but most importantly i will purge that fking heretic For the Empreh

[@phantomaviator1318]

@@gkagara Space Marines literally have their emotions surgically removed

[@93hothead]

Can nobody enjoy a little hobby in this world without getting corrupted

[@Wertsir]

Sure, as long as your hobby is slaying heretics in the name of the emperor, or spending eight hours performing elaborate rituals and chanting to fix a toaster. Don’t you dare try to read a book though, that nerd shit is what got Magnus.

[@Thaidory]

That is the entire concept of this setting. No peace among the stars. Only millenia of carnage and laugher of thirsting gods.

[@teenfoe]

And this, inquisitor, is why there is an endless stream of Slaaneshi cultists running around the imperium.

[@Izzoroth]

I'm surprised the imperium has not wiped out pleasure worlds considering what goes on there.

[@gailandbaron86]

Think about how long it took to get rid of epstein's island. The rich influential wouldn't be let it get destroyed.

[@kirby2567]

In the grim darkness of the far future there is still always room for sanctioned respite and vanity.

[@pumellhorne]

"they also hide a sinister side" - this is where it became 40k. Everything up to that point, not so much.

[@arcotroll8530]

And that is why 40K is one of the most boring settings imaginable.

[@pumellhorne]

@@arcotroll8530 it's a setting for a game. The fiction came much, much later.

[@arcotroll8530]

@@pumellhorne The overall feel of the setting has not changed and it is still just as boring and pointless in the long run.

[@pumellhorne]

@@arcotroll8530 that's factually incorrect. The setting has changed dramatically since Rogue Trader. However, that wasn't my point. My point was that it's a setting deliberately left vague with big gaps to allow players to create and develop their own armies. It was a lore of broad strokes with only hints at the details. Since then, hundreds of novels have been written in at least 3 genres. If it's so boring to you why are you watching videos about it?

[@jonathanredacted3245]

You know what, the reason this is unsettling is because being calm and focused makes one appear alien to the constantly terrified and/or insane populace of the imperium

[@arcotroll8530]

And that is why 40K is one of the most boring settings imaginable.

[@TheJerbol]

Imagine being able to escape the hellscape of the 41st century to just chill in a garden for your life

[@Noa-q6g]

Bro you do know that this is for elites and ritch people exclusively RIGHT

[@MajorButtons]

this video implies there are worlds in the imperium who's sole export is dakimakuras.

[@MRDRK1]

This video may have been a bit more interesting if your entire narration didn't sound like you were whispering into the microphone at 3am, afraid to wake up your parents. Not bashing, it just sounds, um, 'not casual'? If that makes sense?

[@landonmel3070]

You know you could always live on a pleasure planet if *cough* you worship choas *cough*

[@FeralPhilosopher]

This thumbnail is HERESY

[@RamBam3000]

40K.... where nothing is done without turning it up until the knob falls off. Never going up to eleven, these mofos take it up to infinity. The entire setting is material for a score of doctoral theses on criminal and abnormal psychology.

[@marmiteman2196]

Slaanesh made OMS post this again. Hersey

[@alexchong1933]

with chocolate drops!

[@kyl3644]

The Emperor of Mankind wants to know your location

[@jamesracine1130]

Now that’s what I call slaneshi clickbait

[@CabooseNZ69]

#question - would you still get the Indomitus box if was just the necrons models? #question - which would be more powerful, a cortana level unsc AI or a warhammer 40k AI from any of the races? #question - what anime would the inquisition approve for imperial citizen to watch?

[@MrHousecup]

Ugh! A guy just can’t sit by the beach with a piña colada without there being something sinister in this universe.

[@lupercal1984]

Came for the thumbnail

[@xivliai975]

Nice wallpaper arts on this video 15:44 thanks

[@satcav4173]

Stay strong my brothers, 2 weeks on the nearest pleasure world is on me!!!

[@Galejro]

2:08 does this mean we can have Hugetitania 3 in the Milf sub-sector?

[@leandrogeniston7522]

I love the content you post but you can work on the intonation in voice delivery. You almost always end your sentences on a higher intonation while the sentences that have commas are spoken as if they end in periods. Great job on research!

[@professorteamkill1336]

The imperial directory is growing! FOR THE EMPEROR! What is your Duty? To serve Emperor's Will. What is Emperor's Will? That we fight and die. What is Death? It is our duty. What is your Duty? ...

[@D00ml0rdKazzak]

Really great video, thanks for making!

[@zarrstroglutt2346]

Gonna need the sauce on that thumbnail boss

[@blacklanner5886]

All worlds within The Emperor's light are pleasure worlds.

[@rolo8950]

It's weird that the imperium even allows this considering slaanesh and all that lol.

[@donny6775]

My most favorite educational video on the 40k universe.

[@j.rucker6373]

1:48. Bro is that og destiny concept art?? Like I’m getting Venus flashbacks with the vex from this 😂

[@bradpoursartip2940]

I think gw should make a story about how our earth is just a pleasure world for those who want to return to a more simple time,all the missing person cases around the world could be the work of genestealer cults

[@1973Washu]

Pleasure worlds will have luxury toasters

[@stormbender1408]

Where can I find this thumbnail?

[@Sorrowdusk]

www.artstation.com/artwork/A0wve

[@MishraArtificer]

@@Sorrowdusk thanks!

[@Alex-lt5ho]

I smell heresy.

[@stormbender1408]

@@Sorrowdusk thank you

[@SmolTerribleTornado]

16:04 hey wait a second, this is from blasphemous.

[@connorpalm8291]

Now this is my type of lore

[@andrzej2501]

LOL - I noticed Valerian Mengsk and Jaskier/Dandelion among "imperial guests" ;)

[@cookiecat8912]

In the first 4ok book I read, a pleasure world is raided by the drukhari, an awesome and confusing introduction into warhammer lol

[@judgenitsuj4402]

At 4:45 so far, honestly expected planetwide orgies but got the imperium form of national parks

[@judgenitsuj4402]

Nvrmnd found the horror

[@robertclark1669]

*its everything I need to know but not everything I want to know*

[@Squiggles01]

This is why we need the Navigators to be shackled to the ships. They should be kept from the jewels of the Imperium and strapped to a chair or in a tank like the Precepts of a Knight. I speak only to save those of these worlds from the ruinous powers and to be kept in the Emperor's light!

[@MrFirecasters]

This is mostly about psykers and not pleasure worlds.. the tangents are enormous with OMS :D

[@jamesricker3997]

And the Imperium wonders why they have such a problem with the forces of chaos showing up on their planets

[@lastunctives2095]

That thumb blew me . Heresy ? ha ha killing me .

[@sejannus877]

QUESTION: Does the Grimdark tag lone no longer hold true?

[@Red_Beard2798]

Sejannus - Just because 1% of Imperial territory actually experiences what could be defined as peace and pleasure, doesn't mean the rest isn't comprised of total hellholes, shitshows, oppressive, tyrannical fear-fests and corrupted, lost, consumed or barren wastelands. But still, the Emperor protects, right? Right???

[@KayFG1994]

Huge fan of your channel and work! But I have one quick suggestion, can you please turn up your recording volume or something for whatever reason no matter what device I play on I can't really make out what you're saying. Sometimes you trail off at the end of your words or sentences and get softer and it makes it difficult to listen to in a podcast format. Again love your work I just want to not have my volume maxed out all the time listening to your videos I'm still kind of miss out on what you're saying. I hope it's not just me.

[@user-mz6sh4uo7u]

"ah yes we'll send this heretic to Pleasure Planet 209, Dick Cheney will be waiting for him with a 20 gauge."

[@DoughBoi-cs4qt]

Lol that destiny concept art at 1:47

[@polarbear6479]

At first it seemed like a great place to live, then you remember that this is Warhammer 40k, and its just as fucked as every other place

[@garlinusgervix7867]

0:46 That's not Warhammer 40k on the left that is Valerian Mensk from Starcraft 2.

[@Sforza1987]

0:47 That's prince Valerian Mengsk from the Starcraft universe.

[@guardianofthetoasters2323]

No! NOT AGAIN! This time i praised the toasters first *edit* Technically i didnt fail my duties since i was not the 1st one AND i praised the toaster beforehand sooooo no slanesh futanari garbage infected me...... Yet

[@Biotear]

Hey can you take a look at my toaster? I want it to make toast, not burn my bread.

[@deder8198]

Slaanesh said:you are infected, trust me

[@guardianofthetoasters2323]

@@Biotear of course citizen! Let me have a look *chanting in binary* and shes done make sure to rub it with holy oils evermorning to keep it goin and a short prayer for the toaster

[@guardianofthetoasters2323]

@@deder8198 *angry machine noise* i am a machine a servant of the toaster mere pleasures cannot infected me foul spawn

[@deder8198]

@@guardianofthetoasters2323 slaanesh can infect everything, except the tirannids, that's stupid insect are impossible to corrupt

[@lilv3966]

I had kind of grown ok with thinking every inch of the universe is living hell.

[@dvdragon]

Better to take the edge off living in the Imperium by clapping cheeks on a Pleasure World than falling to the ruinous powers of Slaanesh.

[@lessiansaralonde620]

The content is great, I just have one suggestion. Make your volume more consistant. It sounds like you are whispering into the microphone then had to turn up the volume to compensate, makes it hard to hear or understand half the words.

[@blakethesnek1]

In the Imperium, everything is bad, so bad in fact that whenever you try to experience pleasure, you turn into a psychopath.

[@efaristi9737]

And no inquisitors watch out for theses pleasure worlds? this kind of hedonism is however very favorable to the cults of chaos, especially those of Slaanesh.

[@Shetyre]

*life is hard, life is stressfull* ~ Emperor doing the dance on some beach

[@grindcoreninja6527]

Hell yeah, send me to the BDSM planet.

[@silureswarrior6045]

Struggle cuddles ftw

[@antwan1357]

this is so different from most 40k stuff just like the tau

[@burntknight9799]

For the GREATER GOOD

[@foxshoot3138]

Same

[@brojangles8816]

I mean I’m cool with this because unless you are a space marine you need to take a vacation lol. There has to be some normalcy to take away from the grim darkness. I get that the low classes are slaves but the industry doesn’t work no matter how cruel cannot sustain itself without relief. There has to be something worth fighting for.

[@jakeg3733]

So that's how we defeat Slaanesh. Just get rid of these

[@surtaandume_psykermystyk4010]

Space Bruce Wayne is requesting the coordinates to these worlds, he needs somewhere to 'be' while The Space Batman clears nearby Hive Worlds of all criminals...

[@Andernol]

Citizen. I'm gonna need to have the source on that thumbnail to investigate it for ... Uhhhh... Heresy. Yes, heresy.

[@keng7178]

So your telling meeeee, Slaanesh is filling this place with heresy? WHERE ARE THE EXTERMINATUS!?!!?