Awkward Moments in Dungeons and Dragons

[@OneShotQuips]

Whats an Awkward Moment you've had when playing D&D?? 😳

[@sovest555]

When I had to talk my players into running away instead of fighting the literal thousands of enemy soldiers heading their way that they had neither the time nor the remaining resources to deal with. : P

[@shoe479]

When my Character somehow got into a royal carriage while wearing a cardboard box on my head, covered in shifter blood and yellow paint.... safe to say it was a very confusing and quiet time, while being a warforged who was slightly burned and dented from the town lighting on fire

[@undeadjackolantern6809]

Small talk

[@mystic499]

When my DM wanted to ship me and my friends characters so dnd me Yeeted him into the forest and he got captured by goblins but the good thing is I had wild shape and turned into another goblin convinced them I was there to trade and killed their leader another player had something to turn themselves invisible so out of no where their leader was dead and a 6 ft elf and a large teifling was just standing there we killed them all

[@Moonshine_Victory]

[1st party] When I'm the only player trying to actually roleplay my character and make their actions make sense. Meanwhile the rest of the party tries to sacrifice a goblin for some reason and accidentally summons a few demons. [2nd party] When our ranger tries to put a pot on our druid's head just because he suddenly found out he had one with him; then our druid noticed him doing that and casted Poisonous Spray so he went down to 0 HP.

[@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312]

I like the idea that wizards are actually just flipping through their spell book

[@zainiadnan2335]

Yeah, the idea of wizard preping spell mid combat lol

[@melissawardjohns220]

Alot do.

[@the_eternal_darkness_8436]

Honestly that’s how I view all wizards. They just have their spellbook/grimoire magically floating and they flip through it as the spell book magically finds the right spell for the occasion (assuming the Wizard already had it prepared)

[@CI0wN]

@@the_eternal_darkness_8436 are you implying that preparing spells is just putting magical bookmarks in their spellbooks so they can flip right to the correct spell?

[@lorekeeper685]

Thats why spell prepharing existing Its a book mark

[@fykoseik]

So how are your parents? You killed em Thats right (damn that killed me)

[@Mattsimilate]

Just like the parents

[@yuki97kira]

Are you the parents?

[@toocoldforyouhere8353]

Like their parents

[@fantasyshadows3207]

is that parents

[@Grieves0001]

Who the parents..................

[@grimgreycastle5141]

When the DM is tired with u seducing characters that he tells u to act out the seduction

[@kanevivi]

That actually happened, he wasnt prepared.

[@GhostOfRazgiz]

Bard: I Seduce the Dragon DM: Roll Charisma Bard: 32 DM: Roll Constitution Bard: Why? DM: Male Dragon

[@joaquinriosrodriguez7316]

Next morning the DM awakes in a bed with the bard. Roll for initiative against the angry dragon that was also in the bed. Don't ask how it showed up in the real world.

[@mr-shkelly-bonesh]

@@GhostOfRazgiz *OOF*

[@canadiangopnik7007]

@@GhostOfRazgiz that is perfect

[@luzmorales749]

Being a monk human with high Dexterity, trying to dodge a hug from an NPC you may or may not have a crush on, but rolling a Nat 1 on it...

[@tigerwarrior1787]

"Okay... so INSTEAD of Dodging them... you ATTEMPT to dodge them via backflip... and kick them in the chin... roll for damage."

[@rachdarastrix5251]

@@tigerwarrior1787 "I somehow rolled a 500 on a D-20. What magic is this?"

[@luzmorales749]

@@tigerwarrior1787 I had a plus 7, so thankfully I didn't kick him in the face 😅🤣

[@muskatDR]

"In your attempt to dodge, you fall on the ground but not before you grab the NPC. You are now lying underneath with NPC on top of you."

[@ShiftylittleDemon]

My character always runs up to hug this one npc everytime we see him and is honestly would be so funny if he just started dodging it after a while

[@ElysianAngel]

Dnd in this format feels like an untimed game of chess where the king is in check, but they can't find how it's not checkmate.

[@DragoSonicMile]

Wouldn't such a situation be called "Stalemate"?

[@FatedHandJonathon]

@@DragoSonicMile I think she means you've put your opponent in check, but they don't see, say, a piece off to the side that they could move to block the check, so you have to wait five minutes for them to find the way out of the situation. Also, no, it's definitely not stalemate if there's a check. Stalemate is explicitly "you can't move, but you aren't in check."

[@beaclaster]

bishop to the rescue! (and got taken and you lost)

[@lemmetalkaboutthis]

"No that spell won't wo- _wait!_ ... No that won't work!" I came to this place, at this time, in the midst of combating a growing headache, trying to find a glimmer of hope and peace in these trying times, and yet you assault me so, good sir, in such a way in which the true power lays in its accuracy

[@quillsnwhiskers]

When the king started talking about his relationship with the rogue's mom, I thought the rogue was actually going to end up being the king's son.

[@_somerandomguyontheinternet_]

Same lol

[@kayplaya86]

well he did "end up" the kings son

[@midnights2631]

Same lol. It would be funny

[@nairocamilo]

"Can't I just undo my held action?" "No, you compromised." "What the heck, GM!"

[@nyx0103]

I am fairly certain that if your held action is triggered you can still decide if you take it or not, just like opportunity attacks (although why would you not take your OA is beyond me). It's still funny in the video's context nonetheless.

[@elf-lordsfriarofthemeadowl2039]

the fact that the DM allowed such a long conversation is the bigger time-breaking problem

[@thatCbean]

@@nyx0103 Not taking an AoO is sometimes beneficial for saving your reaction for something else. Like for example, a prepared action, counterspell or shield spell. But yes, you can also not take your prepared action as it requires a reaction to actually do. Still funny in the video though

[@nyx0103]

@@elf-lordsfriarofthemeadowl2039 I mean, when you play, it kinda feels like time is at a halt for everyone except the one who's turn is in action.

[@nairocamilo]

@@nyx0103 That is correct! But houserules are houserules, and certain GMs with VERY specific houserules exist...

[@alexkoder1982]

I wonder what would happen if the party ever realizes that they all look strikingly similar? Would they accuse each other of being Doppelgangers?

[@AngharadMac]

I was kinda waiting for that with the king and the rogue in this one

[@rachdarastrix5251]

In my headcanon they all look simular because they are actually a homebrew relitive of humans & elves of their own. Still waiting for Oneshot to declare it official.

[@LostSoulNexus]

Their dad was a bard...

[@madhatterine2805]

All their mothers had tragic love affairs with the evil king.

[@AngharadMac]

@@madhatterine2805 THIS

[@annasmith9570]

Rolling really low as a ranger and alerting an ogre to my presence via a rolling log that I started by accident.

[@arloracc]

This was released 6 hrs ago. How u comment

[@osfichofis3453]

@@arloracc There was a premier.

[@arloracc]

@@osfichofis3453 ohh damn I missed it

[@annasmith9570]

I'm a Patreon of his

[@legendsofmichael4315]

I was expecting a standard betrayal when they went for the hug, but the held action was hilarious

[@Queerventurers]

Me too!!!

[@christianemerson4622]

Personally, I though a fighter or monk were just gonna fly in multi-attacking the king

[@OrcaWolf]

I can hear the DM rolling over in laughter and agony for such a plot twist to now have to figure out what happens.

[@nathanielbass771]

this was made even better when you realize that the wizard "awkwardly walking away from the duo" was his bonus action that allowed the held action to commence XD

[@marcosma2562]

When you roll low stealth but you don't know if it was low enough or not so you keep sneaking only to realize everyone was waiting for you.

[@Nevyn94]

I mean, a good rollplay is sticking with your rools, no matter how bad they are, unless its a nat 1, where you somehow flip an entire room trying to sneak through it, then you should drop the sneaking

[@marcosma2562]

Not really, if you make a noise you know you made it because you could hear it. The character would also try to guess wether it was heard and change strategy. If you rolled low on deception for example, you would be right. But stealth is justified

[@Nevyn94]

@@marcosma2562 I agree, though it would all be depending on what you are rolling stealth for, trying to move quietly in a forest? sure you step on a twig and it snaps, moving through a crowed/the shadows? not so much, unless the dm says that you are easily spotted and the person turns towards you

[@aiseanaivalu2143]

Why can I just imagine the Paladin throwing it back off screen during this entire thing?

[@ndt_dynamite2247]

Damnit, now I can't not imagine it!

[@randomonlineuser6401]

Im confused what do u mean?

[@MOTHHMAN]

@@randomonlineuser6401 I think throwing it back is another word for twerking, so they mean they're imaging the paladin twerking off screen in the video

[@MiniCerberus991]

@@MOTHHMAN that or he meant the drunk paladin

[@PhoenixBorn666]

@@randomonlineuser6401 like the 1 above me said, throwing it back is also slang for drinking heavily. So the Paladin is seeing all this and just sitting/standing there downing booze in response lol

[@catswellthecat7855]

Legend has it the wizard is still trying to figure out what spell to cast

[@ronaldomoura1932]

He ended up with fireball some time later

[@skell6134]

@@ronaldomoura1932 As he should

[@ronaldomoura1932]

@@skell6134 #teamfireball

[@idoganor100]

@@ronaldomoura1932 hey, if it ain't broke, don't change it.

[@Hayden_Lummus]

He’s desperately trying to find the spell to repair a broken heart…but it can never be found in a book.

[@slowmoth]

Jokes on you, everytime I speak in dnd is an awkward moment 😎

[@rachdarastrix5251]

-10 Charisma?

[@slowmoth]

@@rachdarastrix5251 yep that's my irl charisma stat lol

[@rachdarastrix5251]

@@slowmoth 9 ttimes out of 10 high irl charisma is useless because the irl people have -30 taste a 50 in sensitive and a -40 in wisdom. This is why I tend to actively seek people with rare qualities that make them at the very least redemable.

[@LostSoulNexus]

That's just life for some of us

[@nathanielbass771]

plot twist, play a character that does not speak? laugh as your party tries to figure out what you're trying to tell them XD

[@_jake_ni_]

When one of the player suduced their own father.

[@Ghostjackal482]

Oedipus instinct

[@maem7462]

How does that happen

[@_jake_ni_]

@@maem7462 We were fighting and she decided to flash them. She did know it was her father tho

[@bladeofSteele]

That could be this video 👀 maybe the guy is the king's son and the mom never said so

[@ayf449]

"Luke, I'm your father." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

[@LastKatanaGirl]

I love how the wizard is busy with finding a spell and while searching just casts two spells and then keeps on searching for a bonus action. 😂

[@nathanielbass771]

actually, it's made even better when you realize the wizard awkwardly moving away from the duo WAS the bonus action that allowed the held action to commence XD

[@mickeyyowzah]

Well, yeah. He used his reaction for counterspell, he used his action for prestidigitation, but he still has a bonus action. I'm guessing the wizard has had the spell Expeditious Retreat active on him, which meant he could use Dash as a bonus action, which allowed him to move again.

[@joda7697]

Well, it was one reaction (Counterspell) and one action (Prestidigitation) so of course the Wizard wants to do something with his bonus action too, if he can.

[@notsae66]

I love the Wizard flipping through his spell book, only to glance up and almost indignantly cast counter spell when he sees the BBEG trying to kill the Rogue. It's such an offhand thing, I love it! Just "Eh, no! None of that!"

[@johnpatrick1647]

If the King declares the rogue his son right before he dies, does that make the rogue the new King?

[@heathjake25]

You have a point, but I think it has to be formal, like announced at a crowd. But yeah, probably.

[@dovahkiin7253]

Well no because he would be a bastard

[@rachdarastrix5251]

It would seem one of your viewers has decided to cast Fireball as a cantrip.

[@Southern_Crusader]

“That’s what you call commitment.” “That’s what your mother didn’t have.” 😱

[@rootyful]

This should be nominated for an oscar

[@CompanyCoGamers]

Insecure young ranger finally builds the confidence to scout and lead for the party. Natural 2 perception and natural 1 stealth. My character has returned to insecurity, his true favored terrain.

[@SerephinaOfTheKamis]

Masterpiece! When they go in for the hug, and the rouge goes for the kill. . . Just. . . ALL THE EMOTIONS! 😭😂🙃😁 Awkward moment: rolled really high on intimidation in a middle of a bandit group, and DM stared at me and said "Damn, that was supposed to be the first combat of the campaign" 😂

[@_somerandomguyontheinternet_]

Yeah I was the DM when that happened once. I was trying to have the characters get attacked by cultists heading through the forest, but the monk rolled a Nat 20 on intimidation.

[@TheOnlySiggi]

Now I feel smart to have my first combat be against a magical, but bloodsucking, bush. Has nether ears nor eyes 😏 Even if it was just a random idea, it still was somehow smart. I guess. I hope so. Well...

[@TheOnlySiggi]

Now I feel smart to have my first combat be against a magical, but bloodsucking, bush. Has nether ears nor eyes 😏 Even if it was just a random idea, it still was somehow smart. I guess. I hope so. Well...

[@boefr]

I can relate to that! My party once had a situation where my rogue was supposed to fail a search for my party’s fighter in a dark forest, because it was important for meeting a specific character. I ended up rolling a nat 20, and ruining all of the plans for that session! 😂

[@yourtrachcannot4985]

When the bard doesn't seduce the dragon : * Confused DM noises * Edit : HOW DID I GET SO MANY LIKES ?!

[@kanevivi]

My bards dont seduce! Legit not a single one has in any situation. My warlock did once. And my barbarian was tricked into it by a shapeshifter trying to get info from him.

[@RhysticTutor1]

My team bard didn’t seduce, and I asked if he was sure...

[@FuturPlanet]

BARDS!!!

[@KatTheIndigoWolf]

My bard doesn't seduce anyone because she is in a committed relationship with her future wife

[@yourtrachcannot4985]

@@KatTheIndigoWolf thats wholesome

[@JackoKeaves]

My party had a fight with a group of bandits and I was a rouge. The ranger took a shot at a bandit that was standing infront of a bush I was hiding in. They rolled a nat 1 and I took a point of damage. It was the only damage I took that combat. 😂

[@tigerwarrior1787]

Ranger: *Misses shot* Bandit: "That all ya got?!" Rouge Rogue: "OW MY ASS!!!!"

[@-Offstar]

That awkward moment when the Rogue is in range for the Evil King to somehow use a spell that requires touch yet the rogue is somehow out of range to use their daggers to attack.

[@WildBluntHickok]

Gets worse when you realize for that to work IRL his arm length would have to be longer than the rogue's arm+weapon length!

[@mouthlesshater]

The Evil King moved AND used a Legendary Action.

[@1217BC]

Wow, you didn't do the whole "I am your your father" bit. Nice!

[@CraftyBonkers]

When your monk friend's girlfriend goes missing, but you've been drinking for a while and roll a nat 1 on a CON save. My bardlock did a backflip off the stool and passed out on the floor of the pub.

[@Nashi_likes_games]

Alternate reality: Rogue remembers he can Dash as a bonus action and sneak attacks the Evil King immediately. Then, they both take a few hours waiting for the wizard to take actions, bonus actions, etc... And then the Bard comes up and tries to seduce the Evil King.

[@ladygeneveve3805]

Evil king was 65 feet away

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

Evil King: Son, meet your new dad! Er, second new dad. Bard: Hi Rogue! :D Rogue: AHHH

[@lemmetalkaboutthis]

At first I wanted them to end up together as a couple, Now I really want them to be found fami- Rogue: *stabs evil King in the middle of me typing this* Me:.... Well damn

[@thatterrariaguidenpc8054]

well on the bright side the king can prolly be healed and not be mad at the rogue son for game mechanics he has no control over

[@soulsurvivor2706]

"Why did I bring this spell to a combat session!" too relatable

[@jakeking974]

Most awkward that happened in our campaign was a heartbreaker: our druid had used his thorns thing against a large army and killed like 80% without anyone else in the party attacking. This caused the captain to rout and after the rest of the team cleaned up the remaining grunts, the druid shifted into a wolf and chased down the captain. He was TWO SPACES AWAY and the captain pivots on a dime and sinks a critted bolt right into the druid's skull. He failed his rolls before the healer could get there and he died in my arms, his last words "I tried, guys". But in hindsight, it was kinda dumb of him because we knew the captain was one level higher than any one of us and could choose to roll an advantaged shot. And for me personally, that's way more stupidity than anything: I forgot to check the alignment of a beholder and my character thought he was a patron of my master ( playing as a warlock ), and went to submit to him. As it turns out, they're unaffiliated and chaotic evil, so he turned an eye to me and... I was turned to stone. No saves, couldn't resist, and that was that. Afterwards, the team member who always hated me kicked over my stone corpse, turning me to rubble.

[@stTrooper-nf9dh]

I had a moment recently when two new players just joined in on a game I was already two sessions into. For this game the primary focus is kind of on treasure hunting as opposed to combat (although there is still combat), and has two BBEGs that each represent a different faction. One of the BBEG's is a powerful frost mage who showed up earlier in the campaign, and was supposed to bump into the players again while they were in a town for a tense encounter that didn't necessarily need to end in combat. The only problem is the party split to prepare different for different elements of the voyage, and the only one who bumped into the BBEG was a newbie. He did learn that this guy had met up with a brigantine owned by the cult he served (who were seeking the treasure for unsavoury reasons) to help him travel more quickly up the coast of the island they were currently on, and decided that it would be easy to destroy their ship since it was just a Brigantine and the players had a full Brig. This, in their mind, would eliminate their biggest competitor or at least knock them out of the competition for a while. That logic seemed pretty flawless to the new players (who ran the ship, as the plot for this session was the original players were trying to hire a ship, and I thought by having the new players run one I could seamlessly blend the groups), and the original party didn't want to metagame (and their characters weren't within earshot). However what the old players new, and the new players didn't know, was that this frost mage was a badass, like demigod level badass. I wanted the games emphasis to be on outsmarting/outpacing the BBEG, and for him to be a recurring villain in higher level campaigns. I spent ages making the setting, and damn if I wasn't going to flex it's lore, and this guy incorporated multiple elements of the lore in one terrifying package. So the crew formulates a plan, a pretty good one in my opinion. The First mate (who was a part of a homebrew aquatic race) would swim under the enemy ship and force the anchor in place so it couldn't be removed easily, and destroy the rudder before returning to their ship. After that they would have their ship emerge from behind some rocks and launch a full broadside attack using every gun at their disposal, after which they could loot the wreck or escape without the threat of being pursued if somehow things went wrong. The problem is things went wrong at the worst possible time. Very wrong. The first mate made all but one check perfectly, and due to his quick thinking his side of the plan went off without a hitch. Disaster struck when the ships captain went to bring the Brig broadside. There were two people making perception checks with disadvantage on the opposing ship (the idea being that they were actively vigilant due to events that occurred earlier in the campaign, yet conditions favoured the parties plan). When the ship came broadside one failed (the enemy ship's captain), and one succeeded, the frost mage. From the players perspective they launched all of their cannons in a glorious hail of metal and smoke, only for most of it to be blocked by a towering wall of thick ice. All of a sudden giant spikes of ice began piercing the sea floor, towering through the water and reaching almost as high as their masts, and they were drawing closer. Long story short (or less long I guess) although none of the party took any damage, they came close to being impaled multiple times and only escaped unharmed because one of the original players blew up the BBEG's shoulder with a high-damage shot to the shoulder using his musket (not enough damage to count as massive damage, but he did good so I gave him a cool moment).

[@nairocamilo]

What about those moments when you forget why the heck you're stealing this gem again? What's the campaign story again? DM?

[@Reicha]

Me and the second player in the game. It works out in-game, though, as the player who actually remembers everything and keeps notes plays a high intelligence character. Our characters, meanwhile, bring the charismatic chaos. "So, what did you find out?" "What?" "That's why you seduced the king!" "...Ah. Well, I'm getting married and I have no clue." Goblin Artificer: **sigh** "Don't worry, I was hiding under the bed and recorded everything." "EVERYTHING??" "Yes. Even your lose streak at Jenga." (When your seducer is asexual and it's just board game night.)

[@aldente3868]

2:46 Didn't know that the Evil King could use Vicious Mockery.

[@ai2802]

Most awkward moment for me was when my Woodelf fell in love with an elf NPC (elves were almost extinct in this world), travelled the realm with her, protected her, even learned sign language (she couldn't speak), only to find out at the very end she was his sister XD

[@shadowlord1418]

I see no problem here

[@empoleon22]

Ah so you pulled a Luke and Leia

[@luckyfox2997]

You pulled a Turin and Nienor

[@laurelelasselin]

@@luckyfox2997 Ah a man of culture XD

[@wolfpac42]

like star wars!

[@cogahan]

I love the idea that the Wizard is frantically flipping through his book, not knowing what to do, and then they overhear the villain say something and they just randomly shout "Counterspell!"

[@MaxPwnzer]

"I expected you to die, not soil yourself" If only some biologist was in the party to tell him that would have happened after. Good thing the wizard countered it though, otherwise the king would have been stuck with that smell and no one to talk to as the wizard flipped through his spellbook

[@marcosma2562]

When you crit and roll minimum damage: - NATURAL 20 -You swing your sword with mighty precision and strength hitting the dragon right in its neck!!!!! ROLL DAMAGE -2 -Oh -You deal 10 damage. -Oh -THE TICK ON THE DRAGON'S NECK IS SHATTERED BY YOUR STRIKE AND FALLS ON THE GROUND IN PIECES. Dragon's turn -😳

[@rachdarastrix5251]

Dragon:"Thank you so much. That thing has been bothering me for centuries. Tell you what, I am willing to give you 7 favors in return. I'll do anything you want unless it is too unreasonable."

[@mitchellslate1249]

@@rachdarastrix5251 Replace the Tick with me instead...

[@rachdarastrix5251]

@@mitchellslate1249 Dragon:"Um, ok. As long as you mean like a hug. Sure. Climb on my neck. While you are there may as well add some jewelry."

[@mitchellslate1249]

@@rachdarastrix5251 Welcome to Vampiric Dragon 101! First off, I am your master now. Second off, you are only a Vampric Dragon Spawn, and have to go back in by Dawn with me or we are both toast.

[@rachdarastrix5251]

@@mitchellslate1249 "Or, I could kill myself for the dishonor of being enslaved by an inferior species." *Begins eating mountain garlic.*

[@jessetheunending9357]

One of my players decided to run off on his own, pick a fight with 4 monsters, lie dying on the ground as they left him, only to have a giant spider (medium base) come and eat him to death. The rest of the adventuring group still has no idea what happened to him.

[@YoumiKuroikishi]

I’m here! Ah well I created a homebrewed boss that changed its elemental type at the start of the round & a crystal changes color. The boss was radiant mode (vulnerable to necrotic, immune/heals from radiant) and the Paladin Crit Smote it... Whoops.

[@rabbitsintheattic9889]

"That came out of nowhere, like a sneak attack." Oh my god this line is so funny to me!

[@williamjones1337]

Fantastic. Awks moment I had: Introducing a new player character and new player. Do his little intro. Party hates him and attacks.

[@aMxx-]

The most awkward moment was when I turned to a 5 year old (thanks wild magic surge) and had to ask my barbarian and fighter to carry ALL my stuff for me because I have -4 strength. (And the I lost my treasure as one died)

[@Constructor_Pack]

1:39 Caught me off guard with the counter spell lol

[@unspeci8852]

> It's against company policy PSA: Talking about your salary is a federally protected action in the United States and it's the only way to become aware of wage inequality! It is illegal for your employer to punish you for it in any way.

[@emptycradle1304]

True, legally even a government spy can legally talk about their salary...

[@jakubrepik6242]

wdym wage inequality

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

Ah, but you forget that Evil King is the BBEG, and as such he approves of wage inequality! But he's Lawful Evil, so he abides by the rules he sets (which are written heavily in his favor anyway).

[@maxlegolus2817]

I love that he’s not even upset he got stabbed, He’s upset because it’s taking so long.

[@faolan2174]

I was expecting that the wizard would finally decide what spell to cast and totally nuke the king. That, or they'd try to go hug each other, only to find out they STILL can't move until wizard finishes his turn

[@RIVERSRPGChannel]

Tried to flat of the blade to a towny and fumbled and cut off his head and it rolled down into the common room. Then we became outlaws!

[@reaganmonkey8]

1:38 I like how slow the wizard is, then how fast they cast counterspell.

[@aaronammann4236]

Jarvis the impossible cleric: Here I'll just cure those wounds for you (Casts cure wounds at level 6)

[@Reicha]

My redemption paladin, :') "I use spare the dying" "AGAIN?!" "He's the current big bad!" "And we're getting him a big bad trial. Have a cupcake and no more sulking."

[@jay-virm]

Being a gnoll-tiefling hybrid kicked out of the tribe and as you adventure with the party, you encounter and fight your own tribe that recognizes you but you can't say that you came from them because your party has already committed to fighting them.

[@Asyia]

This is my favorite skit you have done oh my gosh, THIS WAS SO GOOD!!!

[@sven253]

4:20 i feel like this heartwarming part is gonna be ruined by the wizard. Edit: welp, it was worse.

[@jenniferstewarts4851]

Boys are arguing about something, i'm on the sofa, eyes closed resting, DM gives up asks my character something... I hold up the chalk board with the response already writen on it (character could not "speak" common, so wrote everything down). DM Blinks... "Will you quit that." I flip the chalk board around, - "Why?" DM face palms "I hate when she does that". I put the chalk board back down . It was always so much fun to catch the DM off guard.

[@gezraidnay6398]

Me: *0:47 😂😂😂😂😂 I got called out hard.

[@Lillyluri]

Best video on your channel so far. I've been wandering aimlessly through your library for a couple of days now, and this is just *gold*.

[@Darkrai1201]

This was maybe the best D&D sketch Ive ever seen

[@musicforu5819]

This one was briliant, definitely the best one so far

[@DoctorCFlare]

The first spell any wizard should know: "Spell search"

[@CreepyConnor]

The most awkward is when session ends right in the middle of major plot stuff

[@darkmatterbuildrplays]

That ending could've been so wholesome...but NO! You had to make one last joke! ....... Honestly tho, great sketch as always!

[@guidojacobs2002]

1:20 Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

[@LisroMeniosa]

I like how this channel’s sketches has a hidden dnd lore

[@Drirton]

1:03 It's illegal to prevent workers from discussing their pay. =3

[@midnights2631]

The Evil King insulting the Rogue's mom is hilarious. 😂😂 I can't blame the wizard walking out.

[@sociallysupreme7101]

My brother, a barbarian, failed to kick open a door. Rolled a 1 and a 7 on an advantage, but read the 7 as a 1. So the sorcerer, with a -1 strength kicked open the door without a problem.

[@justinmccurdy9319]

My friend who's playing a monk once broke both of his legs and some ribs running down a mountain trying to escape an angry yeti he was too weak to fight. He continually rolled natural 1s on most of the skill checks the DM gave him. Our barbarian had to hike up the mountain alone, find him, and carry him down to camp. The rest of us were too far away to do anything. We had split off to do something else; it's a long story.

[@feonixrizen4960]

Awkward moment happened last session, I tried to befriend some earth elementals by playing my lute for them. My party said this probably wouldn't work and I told them "music transcends language." Rolled a nat 1 on performance and snapped all of my lute strings. I just confused the poor things.

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

Well, you didn't make things _worse._ 👍

[@MrAaeron]

I was expecting the evil king to reveal the rogue was his son

[@jonathanschmitt5762]

3:20 that's the music that played when the barbarian failed 3 death safes. Also I liked the old outro more

[@teaganfrizzell5158]

Well, there's this guy that want's to rap everything...yeah it's really weird but we still play with him now😁🤣

[@nyx0103]

I imagine you missed an E in that word, just so not to trigger the robot filter. Tbh, you should really ditch that guy, no matter what. Sexual assault is not something that belongs in DnD, even in a character's backstory its already borderline for a grand majority of DnD groups, now if its an active thing in a game session that's just a MAJOR RED FLAG. You know why its weird, why do you keep playing with him then?

[@teaganfrizzell5158]

Well...he's a friend of the guy who created the campaign, and we can't get rid of him...also my other friend says he's mentally 🌟special🌟🤣

[@Reicha]

​@@teaganfrizzell5158 Ooof. I liked it when it was rapping. If he's mentally atypical in any way just makes it worse tbh. Unless it's obvious that he's in no way serious about it and it doesn't bleed out into his irl behavior, I'd ask the DM to talk to him about his irl status. Friend to friend. It could land him in trouble not to mention traumatize someone (I put emphasis on his getting in trouble cause the DM is more likely to prioritize his friend's well being). Not to put that burden on you, it's the DMs responsibility. But it would be a good idea to bring up with the other players, if you have the wherewithal. On the other hand we had a long standing joke in a group of friends that my character took enemies prisoners for her harem. Which probably didn't make anyone uncomfortable, apart from the silliness of the campaign, cause she's a she and I'm female born, which is obviously bad. It wasn't long before *I* was uncomfortable and clarified what I'd been hinting - she, socially awkward, basically keeps them prisoner to be her bffs. There's zero violations past violation of freedom going on. She spared them death for prison time and community service. How red a flag it is can depend on the settinng and how well you know each other and everyone's triggers. Say, In CoS it might be in a backstory as a big serious dark secret, and treated with the severity needed. In a silly game I suppose it might slip if the character doesn't understand and the players all acknowledge it being wrong.

[@enmanuele.r.romero6967]

0:31-0:37 It took exactly 6 seconds to the king to react and say why haven't anything happened. Smart

[@thegrandxbunny2073]

Ok but this is unironically a genius play by the DM. To have Roleplay between the characters as one player is trying to prep and tie in an organic twist during so.

[@hogfry]

DMing tip: buy cheap flashcards at the dollar store. Give them to your caster players. Ask them to write down the spells they have with effects resists etc on the cards. I Just have them fill in the cards as they level or swap spells. If your online I usually ask them to have a word doc tabbed with that info. This speeds up combat so much... So much. I also use a timer for player decisions. You get a couple minutes a turn. Don't act in time you dodge and/or ready an action. Don't act in time twice you just loose your turn. This invests your players in the combat and has them planning their next move cause they have a clock to play against. It's fun to because it builds tension. Especially if there is a puzzle or mechanic involved.

[@KatrinaAmaxas]

I was half expecting the Wizard or another caster in the party to cast Power Word Kill or some other high level spell on the Evil King to instantly annihilate him before he and the Rogue hugged...

[@justsomeone875]

Didn't happen to me but a ranger in my party and a bandit both kept missing their shots on each other for nearly half the round XD

[@wuftchan8299]

3:30 the damn borders XD

[@feazeldagamer2247]

My rogue’s older brother (Zavier): “So how’s your mother?” My half-elf rogue Prince (Tatshiro): “You killed her…” Zavier: “Oh that’s right…”

[@kieljohntoons]

This is too much tea and drama for me but its so entertaining and I love it.😂😂

[@abj6920]

I think the music actually makes it less awkward than absolute silence

[@Ravertine]

one of your best vids so far keep up the good work guys

[@getthedunkon9347]

Don't worry the bard has healing spells but the wizard is picking his bonus action.

[@mr.outlaw231]

Evil King: "So how are your parents?" Rogue: "You killed them." Evil King: "That's right..." *Pause.* AU Rogue: "So how are YOUR parents?" AU Evil King: "I killed them too." AU Rogue: "OH! Oh, alright... alright..."

[@enderskunk7644]

I already had the oops I held an action, exept it was the entire party...

[@bastionunitb7388]

An often overlooked rule is that you can choose I you want to spend your reaction to trigger a prepared action

[@ayato4743]

My most arkward Moment was in my 2nd Session of dnd. I play a half elf cleric and I had this weird conjure water spell because I heard stories of how it can be used... we found three cultist enemy and I thought I could do us a favor and soak them in the water to maybe hinder their movement a bit... Well we found out they were cthulhu like things and due to their octopus appearance I gave them a buff due to the water... it was arkward as hell when the gm said that bjt also very funny xD

[@ScarletRedCrimson]

Id honestly love to have a session like this!

[@spookykitty72]

I've stopped it at 4:30. I refuse to see what happens next The rouge and king are now adopted child and dad and nobody Will change my mind.

[@RygasV]

I'll admit I flip through my spell book during my teammates turns just so I can come up with what spells to use incase something happens.

[@danziglaughlin9747]

"Maybe I can heal the wounds my mom gave you." *proceeds to wound the BBEG*

[@teldydude7055]

Pathfinder, but still: Evil campaign My PC: bald female black bearded dwarven barbarian named Black Beard The rest: a death goddess human cleric, a human rogue, a halfling wizard We are in a fight tavern after I beat up the main threat. A group of good doing dogooders come in and ask for the dead guy. I tell them he is dead. They tell me to know my place. I ask them if they who I am. They say they don't. I grab my beard and scream: "It's Black Beard of course!" They recognize me. Queue a session and a half of running away shenanigans

[@TalkandListen902]

Wizard: * dies out of confusion for choosing spells.

[@Ganmue]

Good job on the skit! Legit reminds me of random parts of campaign last year

[@themoltenknight398]

In the time it took for the rogue to get his turn back at the end of the episode, 83 other rounds could have happened. Its either he had 83 other teammates or they changed the round times.

[@Brennan1231000]

Interestingly enough due to the rouges questions regarding the kings wage the party learns that he is not the final boss and that there's something higher up the chain of command

[@Three-Moonwatchers]

One party member decided to start collecting at least one tooth from every party member in trades. I’m playing a plasmoid. You see where this is going.