When D&D Characters Die

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@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 4 жыл бұрын
Which D&D character of yours has died the most?
@nerdytatertot
@nerdytatertot 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: I only played D&D ONCE and I got my character killed only a few hours in 👌
@Silver-qs1xo
@Silver-qs1xo 4 жыл бұрын
I have not died as of yet
@brandonzerwas25
@brandonzerwas25 4 жыл бұрын
Because of spells that prevent death like deathward, I have only had one character death which was by suicide, by my life domain cleric
@KingErictheRed
@KingErictheRed 4 жыл бұрын
I had a tabaxi swashbuckler die to the flesh eating bugs in tomb of annihilation however he was the only one to die so far.
@zeke7972
@zeke7972 4 жыл бұрын
Haven't died
@akhilm9851
@akhilm9851 4 жыл бұрын
The wizard greeted death as an old friend. Death cried himself to sleep
@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 4 жыл бұрын
While the Cleric glared at Wizards body
@rivernumber227
@rivernumber227 3 жыл бұрын
@@OneShotQuips he seems to teleport out of there right? What would happen if he grabbed death? Would death go with him?
@derlenx1097
@derlenx1097 3 жыл бұрын
sigh
@FoxBullet
@FoxBullet 3 жыл бұрын
@@rivernumber227 That...that's a damn good question....
@tschileo2136
@tschileo2136 3 жыл бұрын
@@rivernumber227 “no! you can't summon DEATH during revivalwith just a lvl 3 slot, you need at least a lvl 9 slot wish!” (DM.exe had crashed
@x10man29
@x10man29 4 жыл бұрын
Death: it is time My barbarian: nah I don't feel like it today maybe some other time? Death: understandable have a good day you immortal monstrosity
@almisami
@almisami 4 жыл бұрын
It becomes a LOT more annoying if your DM runs the kobolds in the dungeon like an enemy party of PCs with the same rules.
@skrumbleton3745
@skrumbleton3745 4 жыл бұрын
Being a zealot:
@SH-qs7ee
@SH-qs7ee 4 жыл бұрын
Your barbarian is nicer than than mine; mine would conk Death on the head, because that scythe weapon of his look really sharp and shiny.
@Pundae
@Pundae 3 жыл бұрын
Man literally too angry to die
@charteon9092
@charteon9092 3 жыл бұрын
This is why I only play path of the zealot, also I think that’s why my dm has the confidence to literally say that my character has to die so the bbeg can be summoned, my chaotic good Barbarian accidentally became a messiah for a dark god through some bad roles lol.
@HIIMROSS777
@HIIMROSS777 4 жыл бұрын
I was expecting him to just get revivified but this was better.
@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@KitOnlyHuman
@KitOnlyHuman 4 жыл бұрын
As a cleric, I was waiting for Revivify too. XD
@matttaylor1996
@matttaylor1996 4 жыл бұрын
as an artificer i was also waiting for revivify.
@jackzx13
@jackzx13 3 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for that punchline too. The twist caught me off-guard.
@tigerwarrior1787
@tigerwarrior1787 3 жыл бұрын
As a Druid, I was waiting for Reincarnation.
@minnion2871
@minnion2871 4 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised that this skit didn't even touch on the various means of resurrection.... "Oh hi death! yeah... The Cleric knows Revivify, so..... yeah."
@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 4 жыл бұрын
Cleric was just done at that point haha!
@mohammadmurie
@mohammadmurie 4 жыл бұрын
Or for the last one be like Barbarian saying to Death "Yeah you see I am high level zealot barbarian that is an aasimar, so how is your day going Deathbed?" One minute later "Well it was nice talking to you later!"
@Canadian_Zac
@Canadian_Zac 4 жыл бұрын
Death finally grabs him. Takes him away. 2 days later "Where the fuck did he go" Next time the guy comes back as an Elf "Hey, the Druid knows Ressurection"
@bibbobella
@bibbobella 3 жыл бұрын
@@Canadian_Zac He tries once more centuries later knowing that not even true resurrection will work this time on the half immortal elf. He walks with him for a little while before suddenly turning younger right infront of his eyes by several centuries "Ohh right! The wizard learned wish!" he laughs as he suddenly vanishes again.
@chaoticchild519
@chaoticchild519 3 жыл бұрын
So does the paladin pc and the paladin npc
@femthingevelyn
@femthingevelyn 4 жыл бұрын
zealot barbarian: death is just a vacation
@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 4 жыл бұрын
True, very true
@princessblazena
@princessblazena 4 жыл бұрын
So if Bard dies a lot, does he try to seduce death?
@YoumiKuroikishi
@YoumiKuroikishi 4 жыл бұрын
I know what to do with my Halfling Bard...
@solarisnova9530
@solarisnova9530 3 жыл бұрын
@@princessblazena depends on the bard and the form entity of death is taking at the time
@tschileo2136
@tschileo2136 3 жыл бұрын
@@princessblazena bard:"oh come on DEATH , lets make it quick, i'm about to cu----" (bard had gone) death: F, that man is too quick.
@Sweet_V1v
@Sweet_V1v 4 жыл бұрын
That sword bit got me xD. Just that quick little "Help..." was so good
@inkling457
@inkling457 4 жыл бұрын
Yes XD
@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 4 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: That one little line took so long to film because A) I couldn't get the "Help" right. Or B) The Swords kept falling haha
@Sweet_V1v
@Sweet_V1v 4 жыл бұрын
@@OneShotQuips I know the feeling for A, lmao. As someone who's getting started in voice acting, it's always that one bit in a line that seems just off so you redo it constantly either until you're satisfied or think "Eh, that's good enough"
@tschileo2136
@tschileo2136 3 жыл бұрын
@@OneShotQuips that"kept falling" really touched my haha point XD
@vanguardbreaker8826
@vanguardbreaker8826 4 жыл бұрын
Ngl, was fully expecting him to get revivified instead.
@DragonKirby
@DragonKirby 4 жыл бұрын
i was waiting for that, or like a wish spell
@eveescastle5866
@eveescastle5866 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@SnowFox-gv2rn
@SnowFox-gv2rn 4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@Jason-96
@Jason-96 4 жыл бұрын
me too...
@tallfang4955
@tallfang4955 4 жыл бұрын
DUDE SAME
@teencrafter601
@teencrafter601 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Death was casually reading The Last Olympian. Love that series.
@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 4 жыл бұрын
Such a good one!
@alyssakaufman1045
@alyssakaufman1045 3 жыл бұрын
It's my favorite. I immediately stopped to look
@JustCallMeRemus
@JustCallMeRemus 3 жыл бұрын
Percy Jackson series ftw
@starlightmoone
@starlightmoone 3 жыл бұрын
Death is a PJO fan confirmed
@iamhub2736
@iamhub2736 3 жыл бұрын
Yea
@cavareenvius7886
@cavareenvius7886 4 жыл бұрын
Death: "Time for the Afterlife" Deceased: "But I'm a atheist! Don't belive in the afterlife or gods!" Death: *Laughs*
@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 4 жыл бұрын
Bahaha!
@ncm2738
@ncm2738 3 жыл бұрын
Deceased: I don't believe in death *becomes immortal*
@jesseweller2945
@jesseweller2945 3 жыл бұрын
"to the wall of the faithless you go" said death.
@Limrasson
@Limrasson 3 жыл бұрын
@@jesseweller2945 Or Asmodeus eats your soul.
@timothycarney9652
@timothycarney9652 3 жыл бұрын
"I think you find that the afterlife believes in YOU"
@LunaVix1127
@LunaVix1127 4 жыл бұрын
"heh sword"..."heh two swords" "help.." That had me rolling XD
@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 4 жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoyed 😂
@airproci
@airproci 3 жыл бұрын
And what you rolled?
@HistorysRaven
@HistorysRaven 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many swords were from allies.
@intheftin2861
@intheftin2861 2 жыл бұрын
Fighter: So how was death? Barbarian: Meh...kind of a dork Fighter: Say hi for me! Barbarian: MF!!!! Death: Just how many swords can he carry till he drops to ground?
@theguiltyplayer9207
@theguiltyplayer9207 4 жыл бұрын
Other Gods: Death: Why did i pick this job again???
@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 4 жыл бұрын
Because he is searching for his "Soul" mate *SLAPS KNEE*
@theguiltyplayer9207
@theguiltyplayer9207 4 жыл бұрын
@@OneShotQuips Roll for 1d4 of knee damage.
@jacobterry2900
@jacobterry2900 4 жыл бұрын
Wizard, dies of 1d4 knee slapping damage
@derekstein6193
@derekstein6193 4 жыл бұрын
I was an adventurer, like you, until I took a slap to the knee....
@nateatavares4268
@nateatavares4268 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody WANTS to be the God of the Dead.
@mckaym2620
@mckaym2620 4 жыл бұрын
for anyone who cares, my fighter just killed the BBEG. i mean, he shot him with an arrow, then using PSI dice, (hes a pshycic fighter, from tashas) caused the arrow to do 4 more damage, and killed the BBEG. which had like 500 health. and then paraded around town with his head on a pike.
@josch5305
@josch5305 4 жыл бұрын
Epic
@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 4 жыл бұрын
*Passes vibe check*
@kevin2325
@kevin2325 4 жыл бұрын
This is glorious
@josefzalusky7307
@josefzalusky7307 3 жыл бұрын
That's pretty gnarly, my dude. I love BBEG kills; I got to finish off one who'd actually killed my character's mother and got my character banished from his home, so... yay for redemption!
@thechroniclesofthesuperhob167
@thechroniclesofthesuperhob167 3 жыл бұрын
Now that is worthy of my 250th like
@himurasatoshi
@himurasatoshi 3 жыл бұрын
The half Orc part is literally what the Paladin of my group is doing. Once we were fighting a dragon and he went down. Then he remembered he was a half Orc and just got back up to then proceed to decapitate the dragon. Best session I had so far.
@trexdrew
@trexdrew 4 жыл бұрын
“Pulled the Void card” he wouldn’t actually be there though to annoy death 😂
@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 4 жыл бұрын
..........Maybe Death is already in a void??
@danielknapp159
@danielknapp159 3 жыл бұрын
I forget what void does, but isn't it like almost completely irreversible?
@trexdrew
@trexdrew 3 жыл бұрын
@@danielknapp159 This black card spells disaster. Your soul is drawn from your body and contained in an object in a place of the GM''s choice. One or more powerful beings guard the place. While your soul is trapped in this way, your body is incapacitated. A wish spell can''t restore your soul, but the spell reveals the location of the object that holds it. You draw no more cards.
@trexdrew
@trexdrew 3 жыл бұрын
@@OneShotQuips nobody ever asks how is void only gets into the void
@sleepinghermit7778
@sleepinghermit7778 3 жыл бұрын
@@trexdrew I had the same thought. Then you went and pulled up the actual text and proved us both wrong. What's a more powerful guardian than death himself?
@WexMajor82
@WexMajor82 4 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, the Barbarian Zealot: "I will fight BEYOND my last breath!"
@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 4 жыл бұрын
Facts 😂
@charteon9092
@charteon9092 3 жыл бұрын
My dm didn’t know that one of the few ways to stop a path of the zealot barbarian was to put them to sleep, so I convinced him to give me a amulet that protects against normal and magical sleep. Hasn’t come up yet, but you always got to make them stronger.
@EasilyBoredGamer
@EasilyBoredGamer 3 жыл бұрын
@@charteon9092 An elf/half-elf zealot barbarian is basically just immortal past a certain point.
@toni2309
@toni2309 4 жыл бұрын
None of my character died yet, but I am 24/7 scared of my divination wizard with only 12 con dying. She is my baby. I don't want her dead.
@eveescastle5866
@eveescastle5866 4 жыл бұрын
Tbh I low-key want to make a wizard with a negative con mod one of these days
@SnowFox-gv2rn
@SnowFox-gv2rn 4 жыл бұрын
I’m planning on playing a wizard in my brother’s campaign, and I’m already scared that she’s gonna die
@arcanecontent
@arcanecontent 4 жыл бұрын
I have regularly played with wizard characters that have a 10-12 CON score. The trick that has helped them survive so far, was buffing themselves before combat - with _False Life_ (upcasted if possible) and _Mage Armor._ _Blur_ and/or _Mirror Image_ also, but you can cast that once combat starts. _Longstrider_ is ok, but in most circumstances not necessary. Oh, and you just have to have _Shield_ and _Misty Step_ and _Counterspell_ prepared and save some spell slots for them. Although this wont stop everything from dragging your character to zero hit points, it has proved to be very reliable so far for me. Remember: _A prepared wizard is an alive wizard_ (in most circumstances). Good luck!
@toni2309
@toni2309 4 жыл бұрын
@@arcanecontent That sounds more sophisticated than hiding behind walls and random objects and re-rolling bad saves with the lucky feat. It also sounds like it uses more spell slots than hiding behind walls and random objects and re-rolling bad saves with the lucky feat. It's also kind of a bit too late now. I already chose in retrospect suboptimal spells and there is little possibility for me to learn spells in the campaign (she's just too broke) and I'm on level 7 already, and some higher level spells are really important for me to get. My AC is pretty damn good though, and having portent and lucky is quite nice. I'm just really scared that the day will come where it's like "that's 50 damage" and I'm like.... well, I guess that means I'm dead now, no death saves.
@arcanecontent
@arcanecontent 4 жыл бұрын
@@toni2309 What is your character´s AC and what spells did she take?
@kevinjordaan3470
@kevinjordaan3470 4 жыл бұрын
Not going to lie I was ready for the cleric to use resurrect
@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 4 жыл бұрын
But what if the cleric was done with the Barbarians Bull Sh*%? 😂
@kevinjordaan3470
@kevinjordaan3470 4 жыл бұрын
Good point and I wouldn't even judge the cleric because if I saw my team member jump off a giant cliff and live I would also be done
@tigerwarrior1787
@tigerwarrior1787 3 жыл бұрын
@@OneShotQuips Druid with Reincarnation.
@starlightmoone
@starlightmoone 3 жыл бұрын
@@tigerwarrior1787 The Druid was also done with the Barbarian’s bulls%#!
@Ertwin123
@Ertwin123 4 жыл бұрын
I was expecting Revivify. The Half-Orc was funny too.
@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 4 жыл бұрын
Totally spaced on Revivify haha!
@derekstein6193
@derekstein6193 4 жыл бұрын
I was half expecting the barbarian to pull back his hand and have and "oh yeah" kind if look. He would then pull out an hourglass with "10 min" printed on the side and he would sit and stare at it until Death spoke up about it. The barb would then reply with a "just checking on something first".
@Gir0Fan0Number01
@Gir0Fan0Number01 3 жыл бұрын
Death: "Ah, I see you've returned. That's, what, the 6th time this month?" My Rogue: "Yep" Death: "What was it this time? Can't possibly top the froghemoth" My Rouge: "Nope. Just a spear. And a bit of lightning. And my impulsivity" Death: "You really need to stop doing that..." My Rogue: "Yeah, I know... but then I'll miss tea time"
@jinn8465
@jinn8465 2 жыл бұрын
That wholesome ending.
@leipamies3940
@leipamies3940 2 жыл бұрын
bad ending
@Gir0Fan0Number01
@Gir0Fan0Number01 2 жыл бұрын
@@leipamies3940 not yet. Bad ending is the permanent one, haven't found that one yet. 10 close calls and STILL going strong! ✊ Whoo!
@Wisper200
@Wisper200 4 жыл бұрын
I loved the "I was sleeping when this one happened" And "...help"
@WOLF7356
@WOLF7356 4 жыл бұрын
That's why whenever one of my players drops to 0 hp, the next time they drop to 0 they automatically start with one failure
@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 4 жыл бұрын
Oh thats nasty!
@tigerwarrior1787
@tigerwarrior1787 3 жыл бұрын
@@OneShotQuips Gets worse with the third drop. That's 2 Auto Fails! Drop a fourth time is like seeing Black and White in L4D: NOT COOL!
@dmc8706
@dmc8706 3 жыл бұрын
That's similar to Pathfinder 2e rules
@rogen8094
@rogen8094 3 жыл бұрын
Clever. Does that stack? That is, if they drop to 0 a third time, do they start with 2 auto-fails? Also, does this reset on long-rest, or do they permanently have an autofail for the rest of the campaign?
@WOLF7356
@WOLF7356 3 жыл бұрын
@@rogen8094 Yeah, I have it stack up to 2 auto-fails. And for me, they reset sort of like exhaustion, so remove one auto-fail per short or long rest and an additional one per Greater Restoration
@ruralair5707
@ruralair5707 3 жыл бұрын
Death: "There's Barbarian who is constantly popping in and interrupting my reading. Then there's Bard who always dies doing the dumbest things. Oh yeah, then there's Barbarian's cousin the zealot. Haven't seen him since he hit 14th level..."
@edschramm6757
@edschramm6757 3 жыл бұрын
I am reminded of a thing I saw where death starts getting into friendly banter with the barbarian. "Did you redecorate?" "Oh, getting revived again! Tell Nancy I said hi!" "See you next week!"
@udontknowme577
@udontknowme577 4 жыл бұрын
Bard:Hey death. Death: Who did you do this time? Bard:I think you mean wha.. Death:I know what I said Bard:... Ancient Red Dragon Death:Dear god help me God: Hell no he unholy as ****
@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 4 жыл бұрын
I wanted to do something like that but I feel like I’ve told to many bard jokes 😂
@xegin1572
@xegin1572 2 жыл бұрын
Death: Hey bard. Who did you do this time ? Bard: *Stays silent* Death: What's wrong ? Bard: *Smiles* Death: Oh no! Don't you dare... Barxd: *Rolls for seduction*
@gumslice
@gumslice Жыл бұрын
@@OneShotQuips there's no such thing as to many bard jokes
@phtevensekluchi8654
@phtevensekluchi8654 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm allergic to oregano" is my favorite line in this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 4 жыл бұрын
Glad you liked it!
@derekstein6193
@derekstein6193 4 жыл бұрын
It would have been even better if after a few more deaths, he would appear holding a plate of italian food with his only response being, "I forgot".
@LasagneAlForno8297
@LasagneAlForno8297 2 жыл бұрын
"Help"
@aukje8554
@aukje8554 2 жыл бұрын
I'm too 😂
@wormybobcat3706
@wormybobcat3706 4 жыл бұрын
Death was awfully patient with this guy even for being an immortal being who had seen and reaped so many souls
@khogetzu8429
@khogetzu8429 4 жыл бұрын
"What do we say to death?" "HAHA! Made ya look! 😁"
@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 4 жыл бұрын
True haha
@tigerwarrior1787
@tigerwarrior1787 3 жыл бұрын
"Hey Death, how's the book reading coming along? Got time for a spot of tea? Ah... Druid is shoving a Good Berry down my throat. Not sure when I'll be back, but man, love the robe!" *Is yoinked out of Limbo*
@Bobqwt
@Bobqwt 4 жыл бұрын
My wizard is only alive due to healing salves and wasting half of his spellslots on false life
@lorekeeper685
@lorekeeper685 4 жыл бұрын
18 con wizard
@arcanecontent
@arcanecontent 4 жыл бұрын
_False Life_ rocks. Also, _Mage Armor, Shield, Blur, Misty Step, Mirror Image, Conterspell_ etc - all those become staple spells for wizard characters who want to survive.
@shannonirion5234
@shannonirion5234 4 жыл бұрын
I was just waiting for a revivify at the end with the barbarian. This was hilarious!
@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 4 жыл бұрын
Cleric was done with him at that point haha
@PredatorH2O
@PredatorH2O 4 жыл бұрын
Now make a part two with ressurections. With true ressurection show them in a happy relationship after almost 2 centuries "until life do them apart".
@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 4 жыл бұрын
Oh....OH snap!
@tigerwarrior1787
@tigerwarrior1787 3 жыл бұрын
@@OneShotQuips I mean, the person is kinda displaced after a few centuries...
@lil_eden600
@lil_eden600 4 жыл бұрын
Satan: time to die now Me, who has nearly got their skull pierced with a spike, survived an asthma attack and many other mental issues: no, I don't think I will.
@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 4 жыл бұрын
Bahahaha!
@voidbetweenstars236
@voidbetweenstars236 4 жыл бұрын
The special effects are awesome! Also the costumes look great!
@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 4 жыл бұрын
Glad you like them!
@Sirebellum1337
@Sirebellum1337 3 жыл бұрын
Death: "Finally, you've failed all your saving throws and are officially dead! For good!" *cleric casts revivify* Death: "For goodness sake-"
@brawlingbrother9083
@brawlingbrother9083 3 жыл бұрын
It’s amazing how confident this guy is in his ability to pass his saves when he ends up dead so often.
@cursedjade9585
@cursedjade9585 2 жыл бұрын
Funny story, our party didn't like the campaign, so we tpk'd a while back. But this one guy in our party rolled death saving throws seven times in one fight before he died. SEVEN TIMES.
@davidparkes7741
@davidparkes7741 4 жыл бұрын
"Ya know Wizards & their fireballs." *My Wizard with Pyrophobia.* "Hehe, I wouldn't know." Lol.
@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 4 жыл бұрын
Oh thats true haha!
@davidparkes7741
@davidparkes7741 4 жыл бұрын
@@OneShotQuips Lol. I guess it would be more filming & costume changes but did you ever consider doing this but with specific classes & races gods? Not that any are coming to my mind right now but still, lol.
@notactuallyacat.
@notactuallyacat. 4 жыл бұрын
This is why I don’t pick abilities that revive. Mostly so the character deaths are more dramatic, but also to not get Death’s hopes up
@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 4 жыл бұрын
Death doesn't get enough credit in D&D haha!
@amelongod4875
@amelongod4875 3 жыл бұрын
It’s so funny how the wizard greets death like if he’s been there before so much
@Nempo13
@Nempo13 2 жыл бұрын
and clearly uses fireball on doors a lot.
@kyokono6465
@kyokono6465 3 жыл бұрын
Had a healer that had reactive channeling. Character was able to use it to bring themselves back-- eight times per day. "Hello Death my friend. It's been three minutes, and the dragon is still upset with me. I'm sure this will be the battle I get to stay with you." A character that had to be killed NINE TIMES in order to die even when he was alone. He didn't take it so well
@LoppearLink
@LoppearLink 4 жыл бұрын
This, kids, is why we use lingering injuries.
@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 4 жыл бұрын
Ugh.......Yes and no haha
@pastorTracy911
@pastorTracy911 4 жыл бұрын
How do you use those?
@derokim2676
@derokim2676 4 жыл бұрын
@@pastorTracy911 you have a table where you roll dices each time you go to 0 hp and you get a lasting injury. Can go from minor scar to missing an limb. Or the other version is just exaustion after getting to 0 hp.
@thomastakesatollforthedark2231
@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 4 жыл бұрын
@@derokim2676 what if your enemy just wants to knock you out? Or what if its like a poison?
@derokim2676
@derokim2676 4 жыл бұрын
@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 improvisation
@keepersbook7455
@keepersbook7455 4 жыл бұрын
who else noticed that the book Death read was "the last Olympian"?
@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 4 жыл бұрын
Me! I did!
@Clover_tongue
@Clover_tongue 4 жыл бұрын
That honestly had me laughing the hardest
@alexkoder1982
@alexkoder1982 4 жыл бұрын
At the end I was yelling "Raise Dead! Raise Dead! Resurrection!"
@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 4 жыл бұрын
*It was at this moment, the cleric just didn't care anymore*
@Grey_Shard
@Grey_Shard 3 жыл бұрын
get someone else to show up or use some costuming, then say "Reincarnated." another joke would be to put a cat on. "You again? That's four. You get three left."
@tlaragihai5953
@tlaragihai5953 3 жыл бұрын
I`m a GM and last Sunday our lovely, adorable cleric died... because of my critical hit. We`re playing Pathfinder, and death here depends on how much damage you took, and this critical was hard enough to bring her from full to SUCH amount of negative hp that she instantly died. It happened in one round, no one was here to heal her. I was shocked. Second level, never was my plan to kill anyboby, what the... Her player was shocked, and even teared up, but she still didn`t allow me to retcon anything. "If I`m dead, so be it" she said, and I promised her to return her character. The party was devastated, immediately grabbed cleric`s body and carried her to the temple. My players are still devastated and sad. I still feel bad, though my players said many times it was not my fault. I only hope we`ll make great story out of this.
@shadowthedestroyer2241
@shadowthedestroyer2241 Жыл бұрын
How was the story?
@tlaragihai5953
@tlaragihai5953 Жыл бұрын
@@shadowthedestroyer2241 oh wow, I never expected that someone asks. Turned out pretty good! They spent like all of their money to cover the price of ressurrection, they hepled during the ritual when almost every character asked her soul to return, they made her gifts and told how much they love her, and she did return. It was such an emotional scene.
@TrainOfImagination
@TrainOfImagination 7 ай бұрын
02:48 In one of my campaigns, I actually did swallow an immovable rod! In my defence, it was disguised as a healing potion using some kind of illusion spell my DM made up. It was meant to be an instakill, but... _Natural 20 to do a poo asap_
@brandongalvan6603
@brandongalvan6603 4 жыл бұрын
Totally doing this to my players now whenever they go down. The Raven Queen now has the worst job.
@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 4 жыл бұрын
YES!!
@seanmetzer9575
@seanmetzer9575 3 жыл бұрын
"Some weapons are really sharp." -Barbarian, 2021 lol
@YoumiKuroikishi
@YoumiKuroikishi 4 жыл бұрын
My Bard- Oh why hello there Death. Looks like we’ll be spending all of eternity together... How about we get to know each other better? ;)
@byronray3677
@byronray3677 3 жыл бұрын
The hilarious thing about the oregano bit was that I once rolled a nat one on a poisoning check and the worst thing I did was give paprika to a guy who is allergic.
@GhostOfRazgiz
@GhostOfRazgiz 3 жыл бұрын
Me: Dies and fails the saving throws Also me: Now that I'm dead, I want to take over the afterlife. What do I need to roll to beat Death in a wrestling match?
@invis_hood
@invis_hood 4 жыл бұрын
Heh, good to know the Death reads Percy Jackson :DDD Will have a lot to talk about once im ded :D
@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 4 жыл бұрын
Percy Jackson is the best!
@karasutenka
@karasutenka 3 жыл бұрын
@@OneShotQuips Percy Jackson is good. But may I interest you in some... Harry Dresden?
@ultimategreen5252
@ultimategreen5252 4 жыл бұрын
3:12 Revenants be like: NO YOU!!!
@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 4 жыл бұрын
True haha!
@sunshinepurple1043
@sunshinepurple1043 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for refraining from swearing. A lot of the shows I watch (looking at you CR) are so littered with them they can be hard to watch. My brain is forever grateful.
@cooldemon5545
@cooldemon5545 3 жыл бұрын
Personal favorite was when the monk rolled a 20 trying to slap him awake.
@Maggiestock33
@Maggiestock33 Жыл бұрын
Sane person “How are we going to get out of this building??” Wizard “FIREBAL-“ And they were never heard from again..
@thenforgotten4330
@thenforgotten4330 4 жыл бұрын
Yep this sums up the d&d session that happened yesterday (at time of commenting this) we thought this thing and we lost two party members (I survived tho ☺) (also ive played for over a year now and in yet to have some one die)
@TornadoCreator
@TornadoCreator 3 жыл бұрын
Was half-expecting a "Raise Dead" spell at the end, which still works even after you fail all 3 death saves.
@tomfjallstrom5196
@tomfjallstrom5196 3 жыл бұрын
So hang on, I feel like this is a really good concept for making death saves interesting somewhat. Like having a character the players can shortly chat with during saves. 😳
@matthewscorner2990
@matthewscorner2990 3 жыл бұрын
I love that you were just reading a Percy Jackson book waiting for him to return. You, sir, are a man of taste.
@Syenthros
@Syenthros 4 жыл бұрын
This is why I houserule that dropping to 0 *also* incurs one level of exhaustion. XD No, you can't keep falling unconscious with no repercussions! Stop with the healing word whack-a-mole!
@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 4 жыл бұрын
This is a good rule! I like that!
@violetopal6264
@violetopal6264 3 жыл бұрын
Healing wack a mole 😂
@alex-rs6ts
@alex-rs6ts 3 жыл бұрын
My DM also does this.
@sheaduffey6507
@sheaduffey6507 3 жыл бұрын
The editing in this is honestly really good.
@cole_the_stupid
@cole_the_stupid 4 жыл бұрын
I really love what you guys do and it makes me laff al the time so good job and keep doing what you are doing :)
@puglove
@puglove 3 жыл бұрын
The Last Olympian, a true classic of a book
@Cpt_JohnRackham
@Cpt_JohnRackham 4 жыл бұрын
House rule: Being knocked unconscious gives a point of exhaustion. 6 downs in one fight is instant death.
@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 4 жыл бұрын
I just heard of this and love it!
@bassist4life871
@bassist4life871 3 жыл бұрын
To help with the effect that this video touches on.. I implemented a Wound System in my games, where every time a player is healed from 0 hp, they receive 1 wound. 1 wound = 1 guaranteed failed death save. That way the next time they go down and get healed, it’s 2 wounds. This makes sure that players treat going down more seriously & act accordingly.
@shemer00
@shemer00 4 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious. I hope you're doing well
@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 4 жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoyed! And I am! Hope you are as well!
@rflame135
@rflame135 3 жыл бұрын
I once played a campaign where my ranger died so often that after a while of meeting death in the void we just kind of started chatting and started a book club. End of campaign my character once a week goes to the parties life and death cleric to arrange that week's meeting with a Commune spell
@noodolski501
@noodolski501 4 жыл бұрын
Wizard *dies of 1d4 replying to this comment*
@regretfulpixel7737
@regretfulpixel7737 4 жыл бұрын
Wait wha..*dead*
@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 4 жыл бұрын
NO WAI...*dies*
@crimzonshooter
@crimzonshooter 3 жыл бұрын
*is a War Magic Wizard* Pfft.... weaklings *dies from 2D4 pretention damage*
@YAH93
@YAH93 3 жыл бұрын
Weaklings! *1d4 reply damage* *survives with 1hp*
@crimzonshooter
@crimzonshooter 3 жыл бұрын
@@YAH93 *boops from beyond the grave for another 1d4 damage*
@danielrhouck
@danielrhouck 3 жыл бұрын
I was so sure that the interruption after failing three death saves would be a Raise Dead
@aRandomTalkingMushroom
@aRandomTalkingMushroom 4 жыл бұрын
funny thing: at the moment i died in DND this video came out
@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 4 жыл бұрын
Oh I am so sorry haha!
@eelthan
@eelthan 3 жыл бұрын
we're not gonna talk about how literal death was reading percy jackson
@thomasmonks5715
@thomasmonks5715 3 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious and death sums up how being a dm feels
@elwingsmith7352
@elwingsmith7352 4 жыл бұрын
HE IS READING PERCY JACKSON, I CAN'T ! My two fave things in a video it's too much to handle
@whyme7223
@whyme7223 4 жыл бұрын
How is everyone today?
@x10man29
@x10man29 4 жыл бұрын
Still kicking
@Bobqwt
@Bobqwt 4 жыл бұрын
Doing well
@whyme7223
@whyme7223 4 жыл бұрын
@@x10man29 good?
@lennydagostini5845
@lennydagostini5845 4 жыл бұрын
tired, but thanks for asking
@whyme7223
@whyme7223 4 жыл бұрын
@@lennydagostini5845 Np
@themimsy
@themimsy 3 жыл бұрын
petition for a campaign in which there is a character to be death but he's super chill and, even though he's supposed to be unbiased, is secretly rooting for the party. He acts uninterested whenever they come to his domain, but he is really looking forward to seeing them each time to learn about how they died and hear their stories. Eventually, his favorite one dies for real and he does all that he can to save them, even at the cost of his own existence.
@ginathecookie
@ginathecookie 3 жыл бұрын
"sword." "two swords." *comes back with 3 swords stabbed into him* "w-help..." i lost it at that that one.
@ryanellett6032
@ryanellett6032 3 жыл бұрын
2:47 I love the entire universe of Percy Jackson ❤️
@jonathanstarnes8466
@jonathanstarnes8466 3 жыл бұрын
I literally turned on KZbin notifications just to get notified about your videos forevermore. You’re freaking hilarious dude
@brrguitarist
@brrguitarist 3 жыл бұрын
Idea. Players use their dead characters to run through a custom afterlife inspired campaign to earn a second chance at life.
@jordanbick3220
@jordanbick3220 3 жыл бұрын
Totally using that!
@josephschubert6561
@josephschubert6561 3 жыл бұрын
3:06 I'm gonna bring my Grim Reaper costume to each session. Just in case.
@Clover_tongue
@Clover_tongue 4 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of this one time, we were fighting a large group of harpies, and our storm genasi just kept dying over and over. He'd save every turn, just to get mowed down again. this continued on for about three hours. but then, because injuries were that bad, his character had to get surgery. He died again because the only one with us that knew how to do field surgery was a drunkard with a buzzsaw named Boris.
@redwolf344
@redwolf344 3 жыл бұрын
The wizard greeted death like an old friend and departed from this world.
@braydenkaratekid
@braydenkaratekid 3 жыл бұрын
For this very reason, I give my players a point of exhaustion whenever they drop to zero hit points
@Ryan-jk6mg
@Ryan-jk6mg 4 жыл бұрын
And one of the campaigns I was part of we had a DM who every time we went down to zero HP the next time we went got up we gave one rank of exhaustion. Which was made the game a lot more interesting as we couldn't just run in and go Leroy Jenkins. I completely agree that failing three saving throws and dying makes it really hard to die permanently
@JustSaturn
@JustSaturn 2 жыл бұрын
Just played my first D&D campaign, it was a one-shot. My poor little Kobold Rouge was in a party where the task was to take a box through an area infested with Kobold “bandits”. In the box was The Heart of the Kobold, which explains all the “bandits”. When I learned what was in the box, I took it and ran. I was attacked, but we ran out of time, so I didn’t have time to do any death saves. The DM is really nice though, and they’re letting me use the character in more future campaigns.
@canadiangopnik7007
@canadiangopnik7007 3 жыл бұрын
Throughout the whole video I just imagined Jester saying: “I cast spare the dying!”
@dmc8706
@dmc8706 3 жыл бұрын
I lost a couple of characters in a Pathfinder 1st edition dungeon delve called the crystal spire. We played many games with no death but in that one there were six deaths that I can recall. I'll never forget the first one when the slayer (Rouge/Ranger hybrid class) fell into a spiked pit trap, the traps lid started to close and we realized that a giant extraplaner spider was in the trap with the slayer. Both of my character's went down trying to save other players. When new characters joined the party they had to sign a contract that included instructions on how to handle their remains and property if they died.
@matthewchambers9112
@matthewchambers9112 3 жыл бұрын
Saddest death I ever had was when our halfling bard was forced to relive his wife’s death over and over while being mind controlled was the best role-playing I’ve ever seen cause he was screaming and crying for it to stop as he saw her die over and over and we actually stopped play for a bit because the dm got worried the player was actually really upset he wasn’t hes just a good role player
@hyperfuzzysniper30
@hyperfuzzysniper30 3 жыл бұрын
2:49 death has good taste
@shamussarrazine6623
@shamussarrazine6623 3 жыл бұрын
With the amount of times he's been revived, the Inevitables should come for his soul lmao
@magenstaffarts
@magenstaffarts 4 жыл бұрын
Death would probably hate my monk in one of my campaigns. Something to the effect of "f&#@ing Tabaxi and their f&#@ing nine lives."
@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 4 жыл бұрын
Bahahahaha 😂
@trueRocc
@trueRocc 3 жыл бұрын
This is why in the game I'm playing you get consequences for getting knocked out
@jordanbick3220
@jordanbick3220 3 жыл бұрын
2:11-2:45 actually really good advice for players. Saves a lot of pain for DMs
@Shorts_not_only
@Shorts_not_only Жыл бұрын
Who else noticed that death was wearing the wizards clothes
@EvilAutisms
@EvilAutisms 2 жыл бұрын
i made a custom dnd race that basically does this with reviving as a baby after a day and growing up after a week
@OffbeatOutlaw
@OffbeatOutlaw 4 жыл бұрын
This just gave me new ideas on how to shoot my videos!!!! There’s a reason you were the best on tiktok and you’ll be the best here as well 😁
@norishimogawa6125
@norishimogawa6125 3 жыл бұрын
the wizard greeted death like an old friend...
@אורמנדלין-דן
@אורמנדלין-דן 4 жыл бұрын
In my games there are no saving throws or resurection spells. you die when you get to 0 hp and there is no going back. It is so much better this way.
@theravenstag804
@theravenstag804 3 жыл бұрын
My wizard was asked to check the door for traps it was a mimic. He was then asked to check a different door in the same dungeon, it was also a mimic. He only checked 2 doors there where many, those where the only mimics. My DM wants that poor boy dead.
@Gemini-Lion
@Gemini-Lion 4 жыл бұрын
I was just playing a session a couple of minutes ago where I was playing a temporary goblin character (the party was working on un-petrifying several people, including my main character) and my character fell below 0 hit points, so my DM decided to do something different from what he normally does and my character found himself in a void with a merchant guy selling AMAZING magical items for cheap. My character even got to draw 2 cards from the deck of many things (and quickly went from level 6 to level 10 😅). The fact that I got the sun card to level me up so much meant that my DM gave me a magical tattoo. The way he balanced stuff out a bit was by making each item I got cost one item I already had as well as giving me a failed death save. Nat 20 next death save. Back to being conscious with 1 hp being carried by a green Wyvern, high risk of death. A party member kills the Wyvern, and I fall to the ground from several feet in the air. Back to the void. That immediately made me think of this video. I can not express just how happy I think my DM felt about the fact that this character was completely temporary and likely would never be used again (at least as a PC). At the point where I became a level 10 character, I think my DM gave up on making this character balanced because this character was all about being amazing at two-weapon-fighting. He gave me Flame tongue and Frost brand scimitars for one failed death save between the two scimitars and the effect of the comet card. This was because my character gave up all of his weapons for the 2 cards from the deck of many things.
@Mugthraka
@Mugthraka 3 жыл бұрын
thats why our group has this houserule that when you are healed back to conciousness, you make a CON save, and if you fail you get a lvl of exhaustion.
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