Sergeant Major is Visited…

[@0manoscar]

The phone reflection in the helmet visor isn't doing anything for my suspension of disbelief.

[@onexpunchxdad]

Your inability to suspend disbelief isn’t doing anything for my ability to give a sh!t

[@Raidwall]

lmao

[@raysteigerwalt5272]

​@@onexpunchxdadlmfao!!! dam.... Chief you make me miss the Army at times lol. 10/10 brother

[@edrace1882]

Shots fired!

[@Raccoonactual]

Damn. Chief hasn't had his coffee yet. Everyone knows you don't take shots at Chief, talk to Chief, or look at Chief, before they've had their coffee.

[@PaRan0iIdAnDr0id]

"I knew I should've started with Crafton...." 😂😂😂😂

[@WasabiSniffer]

lol well he sure wasn't finding chief

[@johnapppel64]

"I knew I should have started with Crafton" just made me nearly spit my drink onto my keyboard. On target, high rate, Chief.

[@gunslin33able]

Same here 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lordyahtzee9943]

What’s great about the Sargent major character is even if you weren’t in the military everyone knows someone like this whether he was an assistant football coach or the manager at you first job everyone has a story

[@EmergencyResponsesBallaratReal]

1:43 LOL The phone in the helmet reflection

[@djcharlez]

Whole video pure comedy 😭

[@Percival1122]

That Staff Wars showing up got me giggling like a little girl

[@richardpowell4281]

I love being able to see the phone in the helmet reflection 🤣😂

[@alexblack6421]

DC universe popping through…

[@ianstotts8853]

Came here to say that

[@edrace1882]

Chief, you gotta do one where CSM gets visited by the BDE/DIV CSM and gets yelled at for some arbitrary standard. You know they get more ridiculous the higher up they go.

[@rompryan7867]

Better yet, CSM gets a visit from SMA and gets yelled at for a rule he didn’t knew existed.

[@edrace1882]

@rompryan7867 even better. A rule that doesn't exist outside of the smas head.

[@dmcarpenter2470]

When it started, I thought is was going to take a more Dickensian turn, 'A Block Leave Carol', if you will.

[@wompa70]

“Knew I should have started with Crafton” had me rolling.

[@joescott4126]

I wager my fleece cap that is Roderick under the helmet.....

[@WasabiSniffer]

future-roderick for sure

[@TheBeomoose]

​@@WasabiSniffer Punished Roderick

[@johnapppel64]

Oh sweet jesus no...

[@MrKronikDeception]

TikTok ban, Chief getting meta with the plot... This is going to be good.

[@ChristopherBegnoche]

I was thinking The Matrix.

[@stahlseuche]

Staff Wars is back! Let's fricken go hooah.

[@beowulfsrevenge4369]

Alright, what did Crafton put in the coffee?

[@ZergOverlord9374]

The same stuff that Thompson drank at Chili's, I'm gonna assume

[@djcharlez]

0:40 Oh my God that whole “I’m alone” shit almost made me piss myself

[@farkasmactavish]

this is meta af

[@Shakethe5Dusts]

👑 🐲

[@jarsbudreaux]

eyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@BrianMcGarry1]

I'm dying right now 😂. "I knew I should've started with Crafton"

[@DefenderHomesteading]

This is literally the best news I've gotten all day!

[@jagerwahl]

The standard....is not editing that reflection lol

[@MarcosElMalo2]

Ooooooooooh, shit! Staff Wars is back on! It’s on!

[@china6310]

When i saw the staff wars logo i literally screamed!!! Yess!!

[@LairdErnst]

Bro should have guessed Crafton would have jumped into this situation with both feet. War King Episode 2!

[@michaelstagar4254]

The only sequel worth watching

[@mako3271]

This is because of the Tiktok ban, isn't it?

[@Son-of-the-Mother-Aya]

My thoughts exactly

[@ChristopherBegnoche]

Exactly what I was thinking. The Staff vs Tiktok ban!

[@thesaplingturtle290]

I was expecting "I wanna know why your hands aren't behind your back when you're talking with me."

[@feelincrispy7053]

Ohhhh shiiiiiiii here we go boys! Buckle up we gon on a adventure hooah

[@tri3s4life]

Of course he should have started with Crafton! He'd be like "Oh, excellent! I have been waiting for such a sign from the universe! Tell me, masked one, how I may preserve my pack?"

[@Beebeebeeboo]

I wrote a different comment and then I saw STAFF WARS HOLY FREAKING CRAP

[@Irish381]

Imagine my lack of surprise when the CSM questions the messenger from outer dimension about headgear regulations and standards rather than ask for more information about what to do with the information

[@Waltham1892]

Actually, he has six days, but they rolled back the suspense date.

[@midnightplatypus1973]

Sergeant Major should inspect the Back Rooms, it would behoove him.

[@Outlaw_Deadman1996]

It almost sounds like Christensen

[@willppp]

God I so hope this is crafton’s dream and it is Rodrick inside the helmet. That he is dreaming that all of his goals of turning Rodrick into the ultimate soldier worked

[@gsmith4295]

The standard is the standard and the standards dont take holidays! I love it

[@jimvac77]

This guy is the best Sergeant Major who ever Sergeant Majored.

[@mowgli2071]

So it's basically silver surfer talking to Doctor Doom in the 2007 movie "All that you know is about to end". And Doctor Doom is standing there trying to make a deal or some sort of alliance or compact with the silver surfer because Doctor Doom is not grasping the significance

[@AflacMan13]

Love the phone camera in the reflection. Hilarious. Rotoscope is a tool in many video editing software programs. ;-)

[@tankgunner37]

Crafton is gonna offer the spaceman some Kombucha. I just know he is lol

[@WasabiSniffer]

CSM must not be Airborne. 5 days is plenty of time.

[@rofljohn23]

Friggin’ SGM looking at a scifi helmet (or even just a bike helmet) and complaining that it’s headgear inside 🤣 Priorities don’t matter, hooah!

[@or1equals1]

FREAKIN STAFF WARS!!!!!! LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[@zagstrukk]

You gotta do a skit of the OPS SGM and the CSM talking to each other in the third person. I got to witness it first hand and dare I say it was very hard to keep a straight face.

[@guyver441]

STAFF WARS ARE BACK! 🎉

[@CaptainRon76]

Crafton be time travelin'

[@urielgrey]

Aaaaahhhhh boooiiiissss here is!!!! I'm soooo hyped!!! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘 I liked the ceiling fan gave a very scifi effect of a spinning nexus🌀

[@mightymikethebear]

I almost thought CSM was going to get a comeuppance.

[@enclavesoldier769]

CSM uses hooah as a form of echo location 😂

[@TheCaptScarlett]

I got a sense of Clint Eastwood vibes coming from Helmet-on

[@rextroop1941]

I love your videos! keep up the good work!

[@christopherchampion5244]

The Sgt maj don’t do anything hits home lol… but so true for a lot of them

[@Kilroy767]

I since a small amount of fear in Sgt Major voice.

[@kylestobaugh4724]

Plot twist, that was Crafton under the helmet.

[@9983sp]

And so it begins.

[@jdnoneya5231]

Chief, thank you so much for bringing Staff Wars back! I've enjoyed all your content, but I enjoyed the first Staff Wars more than anything from Hollywood Marvel or DC. Spoiler alert, whatever happens over the course of this story arc, Chief Friendly saves the world after all is lost because he never could be found.

[@jessies9081]

Honestly... I'm ready for the Netflix miniseries.

[@JC-uk8lp]

I figured something like this was about to go down

[@Doc_Egan]

Epic last chapter.

[@Epicotters]

The pause fucking sent me

[@dustinpratt6560]

The reflection in the helmet😂 that room is unsat

[@julianm9014]

Aww hell yeah, im pumped!

[@ajax1137]

Just the other day i was... Yeah. Sure you were.

[@EvanArizona]

Staff Wars!!!!!

[@SlowMenWorking]

Standards ain't got no holidays, no breaks, no leave hooah?

[@Cavemanner]

Is so meta, even this acronym.

[@tmoney7924]

I don't need sleep, I need answers!!

[@FeNite8]

Are we going to see Gonzalez in Staff Wars?

[@0001Scout]

He isn't at parade rest either, Sarnt Major

[@creepycraiyons3519]

Loving the Power Rangers Plotline

[@CrazyHorse11235]

OH YEAH!!!

[@nathasix3334]

Hell yeah!

[@Heywoodinator]

Wooooh! 2025 baby!

[@stephenhampton7444]

LMAO I see you using your phone on your helmet .

[@creepycraiyons3519]

Crafton made some SKRONG kombucha

[@lonniesmith352]

new staff wars!!!!!!!!! how will the staff win this one?

[@erikrasmussen7953]

Don’t let the Crafton comment fool you. It is Crafton, he’s a manipulated dead that SGM left in the front leaning rest for too long after he found the shine Crafton gave Thompson and Christianson later on in the story.

[@MrKangaroo123]

5 days huh, do we get billy T friendly back in 5 days maybe the return of murphy's law

[@anthonysims7636]

Crafton?

[@dogmandan79]

I wonder what CSMs MOS is.

[@polithub9439]

A NEW SAGA AAAAHHH YEAAAA

[@ShawnHawkins666-33]

If hes carrying a sidearm he can wear his headgear indoors, right?

[@forsakenace9577]

We got The Mandalorian from Temu

[@brennenfoerst3908]

Shoulda told Billy T. Friendly, CW5 Extraordinaire. He woulda had it done in 12 hours and been home with a beer and chicken fried steak before 8:00pm 😎

[@goforbroke4428]

“Mama, fix me up some grub. Pawpaw just saved the damn universe, hooooooweeee”

[@brennenfoerst3908]

@ 100%.

[@rh906]

LET'S GO!!!!!

[@YTisDumb]

Might have to borrow a few of these comebacks. Huah.

[@deucekiller022]

is he gonna allow us to have beards 😮😂

[@gladiater56]

Future Christenson is a bit of an edgelord, i guess the wolfpack affected him more than he thought lol.

[@henrymurphy6031]

Why are you wearing headgear inside the building lol 😂

[@grogvaughan5649]

Why not bring CW5 Friendly up to speed? It's not like he isn't the Out-freaking-standing veteran of Staff Wars!

[@arewequietonthewesternfron4252]

Tik tok ban?

[@dand8860]

What else?

[@thevette-vet]

We need to see the whole staff in the backrooms

[@813kengarcia]

Oh Shoot!

[@manijoly7450]

No battle buddies + L + Ratio

[@Sbaskerville]

i'm so excited

[@jessesalo727]

The wraith

[@creepycraiyons3519]

Spoiler. It’s CW5 Billy T Friendly from the PAST!!!

[@brianfoley4328]

Doesn't represent any of the Command Sergeant Majors I served with, they weren't all the very best but they sure as shit didn't have to ask anybody where they were...you stayed within eyeball range of them or suffer the consequences. You only had to disappoint the Command Sergeant Major once to learn it was a bad tactic.

[@grubmane2030]

DOGGONE HUA

[@Matchoo2]

🍿

[@michaelmcdaniel786]

Naw this plot line stinks, gotta be DC 😂😂😂 bruh so true. Marvel is way better 😂

[@jdnoneya5231]

DC source material and story lines are better, they just screw the pooch more putting things on film. Of course, I haven't liked Stan Lee since around 1975 when I started reading comics...Spiderman sucked compared to Batman. Of course, Sgt Rock would eat both of their lunches, but even so.