Oney Plays a TERRIBLE Turkish Game on Steam

[@ArsonBoy5996]

Tomar just unintentionally made a guy think he was gonna get murdered for Zach's gang initiation

[@meloncholy428]

I honestly thought that was a joke at the start.

[@heroicjam]

"Unintentionally"

[@eddiekamryn621]

I know it's pretty off topic but do anyone know of a good website to stream new movies online ?

[@lachlanshepherd9652]

@Eddie Kamryn flixportal :P

[@eddiekamryn621]

@Lachlan Shepherd thank you, signed up and it seems like they got a lot of movies there :D I appreciate it!!

[@Sybato]

Someone make a "Tomar avoids answering Zach's hypotheticals" compilation

[@NougatCN]

Sybato or just a Zach’s hypotheticals, but yes

[@spartankongcountry6799]

What would you do if a baby gave you the eyes

[@pablofawkes2841]

"Oh, I dont know..."

[@eliasplaysmusic]

We still need this lol

[@SonofKiernan]

OH absoLUTELY Great idea King

[@vincentrusso4097]

I need a full play through of this. This is the best kinda trash

[@CadetGen]

i want to see more. this feels like it could be 'The Room' of Video games.

[@TheGrizzlo503]

@@CadetGen Zelda CD-i has that title and will keep it forever

[@sagejosh]

@@TheGrizzlo503 nah the issue with video games is it has to feel ok to be playing them. most CDI games make you want to die the second you touch them. its like the difference between the room and some one autistically screaming into a blown out mic. one is entertainingly bad and the other is just painful.

[@vollkorn6596]

@@sagejosh well said

[@rayraygottago]

This raccoon agrees.

[@depressivetangela2033]

I really like that Abdullah is jailed with a drum kit. Clearly a metaphor for something

[@YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt]

he smash hit and bang the enemy hah oooo

[@Bizarrrrrrroman]

He's a prisoner to the beats

[@DonaldFromKingdomHearts]

He's a slave to the rhythm

[@thetamaximum1901]

The Ice King

[@tomhanson66]

I don't mean to ruin a joke or anything, but I believe the profile thing said he was a musician

[@paperbort3669]

The scariest thing about OneyPlays is that each video is found recorded on a VHS tape and washed up on an Alaskan beach . Who knows where they came from?

[@killerlobstermoth]

It's not a VHS tape. It's a film reel.

[@redbokkun]

That's the premise of a really scary SCP idea

[@Rangernewb5550]

OC CREEPYPASTA DO NOT STEAL

[@linkmariokirby7373]

Every real-life event that is described in the videos actually happens, but eyewitness accounts report that in the place of Chris and his friends are only indistinct, blurry silhouettes.

[@parkeypence5974]

They came from Pen Island

[@AXL9403]

Zach’s presence increases the value of these videos by 100x.

[@st0rmflake338]

The One You are 1000% correct

[@basedintellectual9704]

I see that no one cares about ding dong and julian anymore

[@Spookiec]

Indeed

[@creamwarrior]

Do not undervalue Tomar.

[@AXL9403]

@@creamwarrior I love Tomar and everyone else on Oneyplays, but Zach is a god.

[@Denois95]

As a Turkish man, I am proud that our greatest contributions to the world are the smallpox vaccine, Turkish delights and this masterpiece.

[@TheAsuraLp]

Döner is hella lit too!

[@juanangulo909]

@@TheAsuraLp cringe

[@purplehatguy]

Kddjdbdishsjskap aojns obama loves the seljuk turkssiakao

[@kevbri11]

@@juanangulo909 tfw unironically using cringe

[@i_am_B-and]

utanç kaynağı bence, mount and blade yanında adhdagwgeh

[@sabby_80]

Probably the ugliest thumbnail I've had to do for OneyPlays so far. I hope you love it.

[@Abdega]

I do love it! Thank you

[@ThisShitIsDumbAndYouKnow]

Why bullshit

[@deltaknight2764]

Why? Because it's just the guy's face?

[@GreenEyedDazzler]

Sabrina Alberghetti but it looks just like me

[@fusionfountain]

I love it

[@supersquare]

Zach's unnecessary amount of knowledge about Armenian culture is absolutely hilarious to me

[@anjoliebarrios8906]

He probably lives in Glendale or Burbank. Lots of Armenians there.

[@gordonramsayfan327]

They were talking alot about Armenian stuff in Sleepycast so he might have researched it after that was brought up.

[@gordonramsayfan327]

@@fingr2420 I mean he has confirmed to killing many people before, so it's on the Armenian table.

[@supersquare]

@@fingr2420 Now I'm just spitballing here but I'm pretty sure he actually single handedly slaughtered 1.5 million armenians in cold blood but idk it's just a concept

[@LetsGoGetThem]

He is half-Armenian.

[@chrisburright9015]

Give whoever made this game a team, budget, publisher, and full creative control over a project. He's a genius.

[@alex-sm2iw]

Chris Burright people have been calling him the turkish hideo kojima

[@Assimandeli]

@@alex-sm2iw More like Swery65

[@mikeoxlong1395]

Is he the same guy who made Morphine?

[@Cullervo]

Honestly, I'd love to see what the dev could accomplish with a multi million budget of a standard AAA game.

[@KilgoreTraut]

it's a team of three apparently

[@ternerbot7619]

Every time I click on one of these videos I pray with my prostate clenched that I hear Zach’s pretty little voice

[@MrConredsX]

Every time Zach speaks, a little angel get his wings

[@islandboy9381]

Every time Zach speaks, another child disappears from the park..

[@YumYum820]

@@islandboy9381 didnt you know he became a proctologist to finger lil boys legally

[@islandboy9381]

@Jason Morales Well he does have the crypt keeper fingers to qualify for it

[@NanoAndFriends]

Aparently this is the last well see of him for a while :(

[@patrickbsoccerboy]

ZACHARY PLEASE COME HOME YOUR MOTHER IS WORRIED SICK

[@quartch7650]

I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU ANYMORE!!!

[@gordonramsayfan327]

@Something New NO, HE'S STUCK IN OUR DEVICES.

[@zacharythemad8462]

OKAY!

[@ao8319]

Haha replace the s with a d

[@strange4414]

A O haha you are funi very funi 8 year old

[@ftvdeadmark]

Can we have a part 2 of Platonic Paranoia? Please and thank you.

[@danielvelkov116]

did abdul pay you to say that?

[@ftvdeadmark]

Daniel Velkov yeap

[@islandboy9381]

brother you must finish my badly voiced stolen asset video game with amazing sound design please it is the only way to save me my only brother

[@AleK0451]

can't go over that 2 hour mark

[@camel662]

chris already wasted like 20 bucks on this game, so id say you reep what you sow. but fuck that when you can just get your money back lol

[@Terf1988]

This game is legitimately almost $20 on Steam. *Tomaring intensifies*

[@Scroteydada]

*Top 15 biggest Steam rip offs 2019*

[@failinginamerica]

*Kvetches Internally*

[@bad_idea_goblin]

Hey hey settle down, brother. Calm down, brother.

[@camel662]

@Joe Average Welcome to capitalism.

[@Cullervo]

@Joe Average I agree - clearly the developer had passion for this project. It's very rare to see things like cutscenes or attempts at an actual storyline in an average shitty steam game. This game is trash mainly due to incompetence rather than laziness. I wouldn't be surprised to see these devs create something decent someday.

[@NWLAutowerks]

Zach called my name beautiful 🗿

[@DapperDill]

This feels like an Xavier Renegade Angel segment.

[@danielvaan]

How can i save my brother if my gf wont eat my shoe ?

[@islandboy9381]

I never realized how badly I wanted a Xavier Renegade Angel game until watching this fever dream

[@hmmmmape]

“Do you believe in God?”

[@MeAuntieNora]

Haha holy shit, that's spot on.

[@mrqueem1703]

More like The Shivering Truth tbh

[@MoonGables]

Zach's most frequent fantasy is waking up to something gently kissing the tip of his *pen island*

[@Spicypuff]

Well ain't this a Turkish delight.

[@KilgoreTraut]

were i pulled into some sort of magickal realm, i would definitely sell out my family for this game

[@themigtyboosh]

Rofl I can imagine being in a car and seeing Zach step out of a car and hearing a muffled “there he is, right there” and slowly jogging off.

[@bobbyk8690]

Rofl!

[@GreenEyedDazzler]

You bring the ROFL I bring the copters

[@Scroteydada]

Don't give him his coat

[@deltaknight2764]

@JimblyDinkus Did you forget the Pizza Hut guy story? Guy: Hey, you want some pizza?! Zach: *I LOVE DEH PIZZA!!! I LOVE DEH BIG PEPPAHRONI!!!!!* Guy: OH SWEET JACKSON!!!

[@nejinaji]

"Let's not be insensitive, these are all beautiful names" he sounds like a teacher 2 years from retirement

[@koguma8823]

Fun fact about the title of the game: for some reason Turks use the word "platonic" to mean, not "affectionate in a friendly, non-romantic way", but instead "one-sided". No idea why. That's probably what the name of this game is supposed to mean-- paranoia that only one person, the protagonist in this case, is experiencing. That being said this was an absolutely spectacular shitshow and I desperately crave a part 2 of it my lads

[@squid1481]

Lf

[@adamfriebele3625]

That's a very interesting little bit of info

[@MoaRider]

Hearing Zach say the phrase "That's your pony waifu" filled me with such a vitriol angry.

[@IceyFireFox]

I wish that was my tubby wubby pony waifu...

[@SomeGuyArchivist]

@@IceyFireFox My thick fattened pig of a pony waifu

[@RainbowDash3l33t]

Rainbow Dash Presents is the only thing I can still watch from that era

[@BalefulRaven]

Glad to see Chris, Tomar and ratboy play this beautiful game together.

[@Beano0123]

He just came over to say hi

[@islandboy9381]

how dare you squander his name like that we all know it's gremlin boy

[@BalefulRaven]

@@islandboy9381 Oh no, I am truly sorry. I hope he doesn't find me and spank my ass for being a doof.

[@csyrup]

32 minutes of a terrible turkish game sounds like hell. I'm staying.

[@FlikFlaxx]

calm down brother

[@mistertagomago7974]

It really didnt look too bad.

[@DavidAlejandroYT]

@@mistertagomago7974 The CAN x Oney Plays crossover I always wanted

[@mistertagomago7974]

@@DavidAlejandroYT Hell yeah 😎

[@kaetiijay1853]

"Tomar pulled out his revolver and said 'do you believe in God?'" Zach is a treasure

[@robertrobb9193]

Kaetii Jay “he was bragging about how he 3D prints bump stocks”

[@Corkoth55]

@@robertrobb9193 i hate how no one addressed that

[@robertrobb9193]

Corkoth55 what was the time stamp for that??? 😂😂😂

[@Corkoth55]

@@robertrobb9193 idk lol you're the one that brought it up

[@kaetiijay1853]

@@robertrobb9193 it's at 16:30

[@mckenzielannigan4305]

you guys were supposed to wait for the acid tabs they're sending in the mail that goes along with the game

[@MetalNG]

Zach and Tomar make everything x100 better.

[@8pija22]

And it's not even that chris is bad or anything, just that they're also so good

[@TheCheesybeef]

Snack and Tomato

[@angelowerner6512]

Zach and Tomar gay?

[@angelowerner6512]

@Ze4l Fish lol thank you for answering my question that I forgot I asked

[@JonSudano]

I hate this, where's the full version?

[@joho294]

Hah

[@dragonmanover9000]

You wish

[@vivo67]

The subtitles at the start use british english for ‘favourite’ but american english for ‘color’ in the same sentence

[@Uyuzefe]

vivo67 Turks in schools learn British English but then watch American shows etc, so they get confused

[@SomeGuyArchivist]

Uploaded just 2 days after the anniversary of the Fall of Constantinople you boys are late

[@TheFlusteredCustard]

But I had a date in Constantinople!

[@mistiherda186]

Jaxii is dedicated to stay with Tomar even though they delt with gray aliens and little men galore

[@MeAuntieNora]

Well her voice was also cursed to sound like a 30 year old ESL Turkish man... beggars can't be choosers.

[@RebeccaKartzmark]

18:35 when Zach is talking about the grey alien, I love how the music in the BG intensifies

[@brappypatty6004]

Platonic Paranoia sounds like something an indie film director that wears a beret would create

[@em-mortal1]

He’s the kind of guy to wear scarves indoors and scream at the actors ‘cause his movie is so shit. The accuracy is uncanny lmao

[@benlunaris]

This feels like act 2 of the third game in a series of confusing games

[@Sybato]

Chirs: *gets door key* Zach: "That key can't be for a door"

[@sylvie7868]

If Neil Breen made a video game

[@Reaverbot]

Other than the original Chris-Ding Dong- Julian group, I think Chris-Zach-Tomar has the best chemistry

[@blunderbuss1395]

i like chris dave and cory

[@Thegoatone23]

@@blunderbuss1395all three are great

[@MrJ158n]

I’m having a hard time understanding the placement of cars in the story at 14:40

[@Operation_Bagel]

I think I get it so at first the guy beeped from behind Tomar then when Zach pointed and said there he is the guy went fast around Tomar who next, with Zach still pointing, sped up behind him and the guy floored it and ran off

[@nocanseegreen3845]

@@Operation_Bagel the way tomar says that there was plenty of space to go around I bet the guy had already passed them and was at the stop when zach pointed

[@beefboy8812]

Please play more of this I will pay you please brother it would be so epic

[@SomeGuyArchivist]

FINALLY, ZACH ABI, CHRIS ABI, AND TOMAR ABI HAVE BLESSED US WITH TURKISH CONTENT BISMILLAH ABI

[@fuzzymanb00b75]

as as as bayrakları

[@antidote120ngina]

TAMAM ABI, SIKTIR GIT MY FRIEND.

[@MrBaris115]

Ooo türk ler toplansın

[@islandboy9381]

kek that's all I got

[@mh2120]

TurkeyPlays

[@adamcormier9312]

The way Zach says, "I need to save my wife" is glorious.

[@rileyMDK]

They make fun of Mick and Tomar for being old but Chris is gonna be 30

[@MSQuaint]

So is Xach, btw that is intentionally spelling like in xeno or xylophone. Deal with it.

[@chrislucu]

14:34 is the funniest story I’ve heard in months holy shit LOL

[@mikekazz5353]

15:20 this is why you need a friend like Zach.

[@Vfbmax1795]

Its like its The Room the game were everyone talks like Tommy Wiseau...

[@Nightosphere]

The main character is just a 3D model of Zach

[@InvaderKaz2008]

I'm gonna say it. With more time, resources, and localization, this could be a competent enough game. Like it's just interesting and eurojank enough to make me sad that it's in such a state.

[@Akispark]

Aman allahım muhteşem Thank you, funny boys. We've got lots of terrible games for you to enjoy! ♡

[@Jgallstar1]

5:57 I KNEW the second I heard the "woah..." that Zach would follow it up with the line, I'm dying

[@purplexzin]

Chris: E for Enormous :) Tomar: Enormous what? ..Enormous what? *Is that sexual harassment?.. is that what you just did when you said that to me?*

[@mikekazz5353]

Oney's Twist: These Turkish delights are moldy. Zach: shut up and drink your gin!

[@WhoMightThis1Be]

This... How did you get your hands on Kojimas Silent Hills?

[@asianthefirst7632]

I wanna see an animation of the parking story lmao

[@eliisgrumpy]

YES holy shit it has to be done

[@TheGen6]

"Abdullah?" "Yes, I am." Jojo reference....

[@i_s_u-c_l_o_n_e637]

This game would be a lot better if the character was actually Marty McFly from Back to the Future and the guy telling you to calm down constantly was Doc

[@Wout680]

9:49 Oh no, the reflection on that washing machine is the skybox, damn, for such good graphics/lighting, it's sad they got that wrong :(

[@crawly_critter7268]

This is the most surreal and uncanny game they had played in a long time and wish there was a full playthrough.

[@Superbuchi]

im not even joking i was really invested in the plot of that game

[@stinkuspinkus1649]

"spreged, thats a great new word" Oney Plays Pokémon (Red Version) WITH FRIENDS - EP 28 1:28

[@McDoinky]

where my hoosband? cirsfojr?

[@danieltellez4978]

They call it TERRIBLE because they know we would watch. Turns out to be what we been needing from oneyplays so we stayed and want more lol

[@ratic728]

I think the reason this trio works so well is because tomars normalness balances out Zach and Chris’s chaotic energy

[@rileyporter4610]

If this doesn't get a full playthrough, I'll cry

[@madman19979]

Mount and Blade better step aside 'cause there's a new national treasure on the block

[@thomastakeshita4979]

27:20 I'm gonna start incorporating the word "yeap" into my vocabulary.

[@rhydondaddy]

Tomar, Zack, and Chris have great chemistry

[@arla61]

I feel so close to all of you for having shared this experience together. I love you

[@MeAuntieNora]

If one of those deviant gray fr*cks sexually assaults you tonight remember this moment and stay strong.

[@CountJoe1]

I’d love to see this as a full series, not often we get to see full playthroughs of obscure foreign games, and I really enjoyed this one

[@ElGordoBandito]

I like to think that this game takes place in the same universe as Deadly Premonition. They've both got the same irksome broken narrative.

[@spiderscantfloat]

The character models look like early 2000's ATI renders of Ruby, the company mascot.

[@tommykarrick9130]

The main issue of this game is the lack of funny little creatures dancing in hidden locations like cupboards and under tables

[@nan8734]

He looks like Kaya from The Offical podcast

[@ray2op]

Pfft you're only saying that because you were already thinking about Turkey

[@BradRLee]

Kaya is in this comment section, tell him that yourself.

[@joho294]

@@BradRLee where you sexy babe?

[@crazyTdude]

Thanks for saving my ears Lyle! Much appreciated!

[@notascientist709]

I remember when watching this video last summer I had massive heartburn for the first time In my life and I thought I was having a heart attack. watching this again makes me feel the pain, it is too much

[@PinkiiProxii]

i would watch the entire series. please for the love of god continue

[@OGRoachDoggJr]

Take back what you have said about my great nation of Turkey

[@psionicape]

Sup RoachDogg

[@bargbikernes31]

Kullanıcı adı ironik olmuş lan ahıahıahı

[@MANYAKTAVUK]

adamsın

[@ricardo3760]

Where can i buy myself some of Tomar's 3D printed buttstocks?

[@NWLAutowerks]

This video felt so fucking weird to watch hearing my name over and over again.

[@BradRLee]

Abdullah Almousalli I am so sorry that you had to endure such horror. I hope you didn’t actually think that you were the main character and get scared.

[@exploding_snail_]

I actually wanna see you guys play more of this :) Love the strangeness of it and your guys' commentary on it

[@mcoupe69]

27:00 Dude on the right is proJared

[@박지아-r2s]

This needs to be a series I am invested in this epic lore

[@TimTam60]

"Beautiful little character" - Zach

[@TheChristiantiger]

Your neighbors would be very mad if they knew you were playing a Turkish game

[@AlbertOoze]

I demand a 10 part series of this right now please and thank you

[@cking4869]

9:27 Imagine just watching a guy in a video walk around inspecting and picking up random junk. Wait... that’s exactly what I’m doing. What is my life...

[@jermbonotrombone]

This is superb. Thanks for the vid, Chris, Tomar, and The Great, Unutterable Nyarlethotep! Wishing you the best.

[@Lucas-db2jq]

That music makes it sound like I'm meeting Gwynevere in Dark Souls

[@HankGreenburg]

that ending was amazing but I swear you better do more videos of this game.

[@tunasandwich8049]

10:41 "Play funky town" *plays sunshine of your love* Ah good ol oneyplays

[@Terf1988]

Zach

[@negativezero8174]

“When you’re surrounded by darkness...” “Open your eyes”

[@herocuke]

13:39 Zach's 1st hypothetical of Tomar's beautiful wife, Jaxxy.

[@Why_It]

Man, I was actually looking forward to more of the power trio commenting on this weird fucking game.

[@yawnyapocalypse616]

This is a comfort watch at this point - I am ashamed

[@bowpow]

no same💀

[@Phantom12392]

Just gotta say, knowing what I know of the context of playing this sort of game for you guys, it legitimately makes this ten times more hilarious! It's getting closer. Right about at that "uncanny valley" level of closeness, which honestly is just a treasure trove of gold material. Now, THIS is exactly the kind of game that shines with your type of commentary. Especially with the hypotheticals. I missed those, and I feel quite honored by what I heard. Thanks for that! Needed the laugh, and you delivered in spades. :) This might be a game I'm willing to watch again if the right mood strikes. Anyway, even if it is just for a short time always glad to have Zach drop by any time he can make it. And I just want you to know, keep up with what you're doing. It's all good work and it really is much appreciated! Loved the episode!

[@ireaperslegend7426]

13:25 this makes me cry LOL I love this playthrough so much

[@FlyinDolphins]

My pizza arrives in 30 minutes, thank you Christopher.

[@FlyinDolphins]

Update: I got my pizza but now I have no Christopher to watch while I eat it.

[@eliisgrumpy]

What type of pizza, stinko

[@FlyinDolphins]

ellaisgrumpy The Works from papa john, it was poorly made and had like 2 bits of everything. 4/10

[@PapaDingus01]

i wish that scary goblin sounding creature had its own youtube channel

[@ruggiebuggie3195]

It's like an alien trying to be David Lynch.

[@kz-be3ri]

why does zach keep talking about 3D printing bump stocks with tomar im starting to think he is actually doing it

[@SomeGuyArchivist]

"Peter they've banned bump stocks in NYC but look what I've got"

[@billwilliamson1506]

@@SomeGuyArchivist Hehehe check it Louis, fully auto fire for my new ar15

[@AntiVectorTV]

Please Oney, of all the games to finish, there's Kingdom Hearts... AND THEN THERE'S THIS.