Oney Plays FINDING BIGFOOT (w/psychicpebbles and Niall)

[@obsidiancakes634]

Sasquatch saying “You can talk?!” is probably the funniest thing ever conceived

[@Porkey_Minch]

Followed by the scream as well. The entire hypothetical was pure brilliance.

[@georgesbugs6664]

OY VEY

[@snailsaredumb9412]

"You can talk?!? Oy vey, I need to sit down"

[@gabeitch9142]

I laughed my ass off at that

[@TheAndrewj96]

I found “Hoo hoo hoo. A Sasquatch with spectacles, have you ever seen such a thing?” to be even funnier.

[@SteffyCush]

crazy how you never see joe rogan and sasquatch in the same room...

[@Crysis1334]

underrated comment.

[@zachmiller7907]

Its crazy how I've never see YOU and joe rogan in the same room.

[@RonWolfHowl]

you never see sasquatch in any room

[@BardBoss64]

After the sasquash shaves off all his hair you get Joey boy.

[@zachmiller7907]

Ron Wolf yes i have. Ive seen your stinky body plenty

[@direwolf8084]

Imagine you have schizophrenia and its Chris's and Zach's voices

[@roachdoggjr3786]

Just their voices or also their personalities? Cuz i would take both

[@HavardBergs]

a dream come true

[@skimbi]

maybe we already do

[@katzcatt9993]

That would be my second genie wish

[@emmetthatcher9583]

That pretty much sums up Deadpool.

[@LemonWedge123]

I love when Chris's friends pose hypotheticals based on really personal unsettling things, because his response is always along the lines of abject horror. His are always really weird but everybody else just gives him upsetting ones

[@captainimperialism4568]

And then Tomar came along, and Chris got the opportunity to ask “what if someone threw a rock and crushed your wife’s head, not killing her but deforming her for life”.

[@Reidy77]

Captain Imperialism what video is that in?

[@roach_grrl]

They had to take that video down because they realized it would be incriminating after Chris actually did that to Jaxxy, sorry friend, I don’t think you can find it.

[@Reidy77]

living dead girl Oh well its lost to the archives now

[@Porkey_Minch]

@@Reidy77 He didn't describe it properly but it was close. It was in their F.E.A.R. playthrough which is indeed still up because I watched it just 2 days ago.

[@SmokeyD_]

Not gonna lie, the edited in Sasquatch scared me the first time.

[@jeremy8473]

same

[@codythompson9973]

Seriously?

[@alphalax7747]

Please tell me youre 9

[@mcchicken4483]

@@alphalax7747 Please tell me you love me, baby uwu

[@alphalax7747]

@@mcchicken4483 ........

[@Attackofthehank]

It would be funny if there was just no Bigfoot in this game and it was a true to life simulation of trying to find Bigfoot when there isn't one

[@gggrow]

a youtube pooper.

[@Kankooro]

Attackofthehank I saw Bigfoot twice. Can't fool me.

[@jessdrewthis]

that would be so mean... but so funny

[@TheHaloring7]

Yeah well guess what kid I saw him like 14 times

[@subill]

In the game you would get calls from your wife and kids to come home. eventually she divorces you

[@CaptainHandsome]

Maybe the real Bigfoot was the friends we made along the way

[@alphalax7747]

??????

[@ZyroShadowPony]

God dammit tea

[@SplendidCoffee0]

Alcoon Slambag dude didn't get the joke, no need to be an ass.

[@SplendidCoffee0]

Alpha Lax it's a spoof of the saying "the real treasure is the friendship we made along the way."

[@somebodyyouknow5290]

Sasquatch was just inside us all along

[@RVBMichaelJCaboose]

Oney and friends: man, Sasquatch ain't scary, why does this game exist. *sasquatch appears* Oney and friends: *legit fear and screaming*

[@TheBossPlayer]

Ok

[@Rothen0303]

NValverde1992 Can’t believe they haven’t come back to this game

[@joeyb7408]

Chris: *passes out* (Animated)

[@buttoven]

Ok

[@pickypath246]

Ok

[@JonSudano]

This is like sleepycabin plus sasquatch So in other words, sleepycabin plus stamper

[@TheLargestProstateInTheWest]

You dropped the ball when you went with Stamper instead of Mick. Shame.

[@malphini]

You take it back.

[@funneghost045]

ChingChunUn you have summoned satan

[@SEATACx]

Mars-squatch

[@wagromph2909]

Stamper is just as hard to find these days as Sasquatch

[@GJERocks]

"I won't be scared if I see sasquatch in a video game" *Deer comes out "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

[@satan1189]

That wasnt a deer that was bambo

[@gbell9297]

I just watched their maze meister let’s play and this comment applies directly to that video too 😂

[@tomburrows4007]

What if the deer was actually Bigfoot with fake antlers?

[@Bluemilk92]

I remember that game with a deer hunting humans! I haven't thought of that shit in years. I remember that there was a "human call", as opposed to a "deer call", and when you blew on it to attract the humans, you would hear a sultry womens voice shouting out "Help! I'm naked and I have a pizza!"

[@isaac13d]

Deer Avenger, I remember that game.

[@f-22raptorlandingzone30]

Let's be fair, someone naked in the woods with pizza and declaring it for no reason is so strange, it HAS to be seen to be believed

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

“Help! I’m alone! Naked! And I have a pizza!” Deer Avenger was such a delightfully shit parody game.

[@senorretard]

That sucks

[@tomburrows4007]

What if there was a Resident Evil mod where you play a deer and the zombies are people?

[@dirkthedaring5131]

The facecam takes up the whole screen i cant see the game

[@dustbunny2493]

John Carey Ultra >:(

[@dirkthedaring5131]

John Carey Ultra >:(

[@zess_t5952]

John Carey Ultra >:(

[@Kankooro]

We call that first person

[@nbv1335]

John Carey Ultra >:(

[@smoothie5671]

it isn’t bigfoot, it’s just julian in his fursuit

[@grimloched4458]

Why you murdoc huh? *You dat guy from Gorillaz?*

[@blusterkong1996]

Complete with his iconic diaper™

[@willkatching9219]

Sounds like you got a samsquanch problem

[@davidrice4639]

@@grimloched4458 That's Ace, the leader of the Gangrene Gang, from Powerpuff Girls

[@mugshotcrypto7316]

David Rice Ace is technically part of Gorillaz now, Atleast a stand in for Murdoc

[@Chuck-PK]

One time at work I asked one of my coworkers Zach's "sasquatch red pill blue pill" hypothetical word for word. Long story short, I got transferred to another location soon after.

[@DragonTamer31K]

Ah so you chose the blue pill

[@schnoz2372]

Maybe i should try that

[@randomguyontheinternet7940]

@@schnoz2372 Yeah, he got sent to a better office

[@idontknowleavemealoneplease]

Do you work in a big ass office building like Neo at the beginning of the Matrix?

[@f-22raptorlandingzone30]

The normies are trying to keep the oneyplays aspies from taking over 😡😡😡

[@johngolles342]

The lightning phenomenon that Chris describes is a natural yet rare behavior of lightning strikes, sometimes when the hit the ground, the electric current sprawls out like a web, conducting the flow through other objects on the ground. Like say if a tree to get struck, the people around the tree would be struck as well. This is extremely rare however.

[@BrainFr33z3lasers]

John Golles could have seen ball lightning too

[@cctz_1]

What if it was elctro from spiders man 2

[@Toupalacy]

Do you know specifically what its called I'm having trouble finding it

[@charlie1234500]

What is it called?

[@imcryst4l]

Whats it called tho, closest thing I could find was ground current

[@Darpon99]

Haha wouldn't it be funny if I was lying down on the ground and bigfoot came and started heavily but gently stepping all over me lol. What if that actually happened haha.

[@RonWolfHowl]

sometimes I wonder whether the fandom is actually being ironic with this stuff

[@nbv1335]

Insta nut

[@MeAuntieNora]

Imagine the frenetic and primal footjobs from this entity. Due to their feral nature they haven't learned shame or consent... But we all know what we're getting into when we wander deep into those woods.

[@Over9000Turtles]

What if Bigfuck started penetrating Bigfoot's Bigass while Bighand gave Bigfoot a Bighandjob?

[@biguglybucker]

my fluids are evacuating!!! this is making me complete!!! ooh~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!#

[@BanilyaGorilya]

The Marsquatch. With his eyes glowing bright red. Hung up like Jesus Christ on fire and he looks down on you and says, “Cory, I pad for your sins.” And then he dies.

[@returnofthespacecowgurl]

You're an underappreciated man

[@blackwolfrules56]

I finally understand

[@CertainlyNotConnor]

When does he do the crazy frog

[@tomburrows4007]

What if Bigfoot met Ash Redfield?

[@psychoticpebble]

Still one of Zach's best quotes. Along with Cory's "Zach what would you do if you woke up in your room in the middle of the night and Jesus is in the corner of your room screaming at the top of his lungs"

[@DisneysGaston]

"GO TO CAMERA 3!!!" "I DON'T HAVE GUNS OR BULLETS OR ANYTHING!" "JUST GO TO cAMerA tHreE!!!"

[@tomburrows4007]

What if there was an animated TV show where all of the Oneyplays friends go into games and try to survive?

[@madjack1748]

"I wish games like this existed."

[@jarodgonzales61]

I scrolled past this the second it played. Thanks

[@NiallByrne]

I need at least 10 more parts to this

[@tomburrows4007]

Bigfoot: (Reads these comments) Hold on. People talk? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

[@Roach_Dogg_JR]

It’s funny that this is a multiplayer game but he just decided to have nail and Zach as imaginary characters whispering in his ear.

[@mr.azizsshitposts]

It wasn’t in this build I don’t think

[@awesome3104]

Spoilers for when they find the sasquatch: 12:05 22:40 23:50

[@DerWaidmann_]

Just needed the timestamps for the jumpscares

[@AmondoDazz]

Brayden Miller me too 😂😂😂

[@dragonmilkshake4135]

You forgot about 2:44 and 2:51

[@Vaksharules1999]

Niall's scream in the second one kills me

[@66sonicfan]

Cowards

[@slyle3642]

22:38 - such a spontaneous "OHHHH" from Chris

[@Ihasnotomato]

one of these days some fan will have to make a game like this and just program in the monster whatever to say 'chris o'neil' just out of the chance he may play it on the channel

[@DngrDan]

And they'd have to say it like a big scary Japanese man

[@lieutenantlettuce8306]

I will strive to do this

[@torisu_exe]

c h r i s t o p h e r o ' n e i l

[@imcryst4l]

Sally.exe does something similar

[@kaidinsmith943]

@@imcryst4lyeah it reads the computer to use the users name.

[@VileVamp]

I like how Oney's actually scared and not hamming it up.

[@tomburrows4007]

What if Oneyplays was an animated show? Starring Oney, Ding DOng, Julian, Lyle, Tomar, Pebbles and many others They assist children in playing video games and put them into the game?

[@gregjayonnaise8314]

@@tomburrows4007 Can you imagine such a thing? I would rub my big belly and laugh

[@TheShadyPenguin]

I'm sorry but Chris absolutely annihilates Zach with the count down bit at 11:43. Got me too lmao

[@cannedtunaproductions]

The Underrated Trio of Boys

[@griffithposgay792]

Indeed

[@eddy6969100]

I love niall

[@ethans7588]

The Sleepy Boys

[@itsnouse-yourswillbeastill2562]

The original pals/friend setup. None of that smelly Shling shlong or Raviolian.

[@Vertifier]

26:44 Pissed-off but rational reviewer is one of my favorite Zach characters

[@Gbloom829]

thank you for this time stamp

[@magicmungis8822]

Thank youu

[@emmetthatcher9583]

16:25 "Chris, sasquatch died years ago from taking the blue pill."

[@tibor_a1524]

Where are all the sanksquatches?

[@Seantendo]

Tibor Bobák Ask the Marsquatch. He'll know.

[@penguinpanda00]

The valley they're hunting Sasquatch in was actually formed by a Megalosquatch's footprint

[@smileydog5941]

Has anyone checked Mars yet?

[@AnuxeL]

Mele kalikisquatcha

[@citrusblast4372]

Blind Prosopagnosiac actually your talking about the sanksquatch

[@flute2010]

Chris, the bigfoot was inside of us all along

[@myohmy9000]

Maybe the true Bigfoot is the friends we made along the way?

[@flute2010]

That one guy who sacked Constantinople Maybe, kid. Maybe...

[@Blue-df3zz]

Bomblini the magnificent Literally or figuratively

[@SettMetabolik]

More like... finding Zach's Fetish

[@theantisonicproject7707]

SettMetabolik369 Hello again my friend

[@theantisonicproject7707]

Thatguy WhoDoesThings If you like sonic you are crazy

[@JacobVonRoker]

i know you're animating this right now

[@theantisonicproject7707]

ChromatiKosm That makes me uncomfortable

[@psychicpebbles]

:(

[@smileydog5941]

Wait what? I could’ve sworn this was a whole series. Wow. This one episode is so iconic

[@IAndy11]

18:33 one of the greatest moments in gaming

[@DevonPalmer98]

I hope you guys didn't drop the witch. Was definitely one of the best playthroughs on this channel for me Edit: I wonder if anybody agrees

[@XxXTheFacelessOneXxX]

Agreed.

[@Frostadoodle]

agreed

[@PR0N0G0D7]

Agreed

[@BeyondwithPochette]

Agreed

[@Thatlankydude1232]

Agreed

[@tyronequinn]

I love watching these guys play horror

[@jude-rvr]

12:56 Holy shit, they predicted Death Stranding

[@boboloon]

sasquatch is the greatest strand-type game on the market

[@xAustishx]

It was originally mountain dew but Norman Reedus told Kojima to change it because of a traumatic childhood accident involving a mounatin dew can so instead we got Monster

[@Ashman792]

Keep playing horror games! This is great !!

[@b3nry47]

Ashman792 is this actually a horror game

[@malphini]

G o t t a g o f a s t

[@zkaine7083]

It's funny to see you here for some reason...

[@devastatheseeker9967]

I'd love it if this was just a game of wandering around to find bigfoot but he isn't even there

[@MarioThe260]

This game has multiplayer ya know

[@yaboijojo792]

Dick Chocolate they probably do know but I highly doubt they do it cause this is probably a one off episode of this game

[@sb12083]

can you be the big foot?

[@zanpakutoman4225]

Isn't it online only? It sounds like they're in the same room.

[@Phoenixquill9]

sb12083 sadly no

[@Sybato]

yeah, but then you have to buy three copies

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

Smallhands is less marketable and popular smh

[@mr.whatitaint6143]

Reveal to me your profile picture source or I'll seal you in the phantom zone using dark hoodoo magic.

[@BigDaddy-hz4mh]

What is ur profile pic for research

[@pumpkin6429]

Small hands? Huheh, I bet our president would know a thing or two about those, amirite?! Okay, I'm gonna go where this joke went and die. Bye. 😬

[@jasonmnosaj]

Pumpkin it is perfectly fine to state the obvious.

[@allegedexodus8520]

The 8-bit fan go to their channel and click the "About" tab. There. You are welcome.

[@HannahPehkonen]

please play more of the witch!!!! probably my favourite playthrough of yours

[@Loving_Ghost]

22:38 oney screaming “OH” and then all hell broke loose

[@DonaldFromKingdomHearts]

I love how aggressive Chris gets when he's scared

[@CreepyfishBOY]

Here's a couple tips for ya bois. sea saw scotch can be seen on the map. You can use meat on yo traps to harm him. saskokomo likes the lake. He spawns in during the first scary sound. And lastly, scastlycouch really really really likes the dark. Also great video!

[@TiagoLageira]

*it's a-me.. BIGFOOT*

[@hahaisntitfunny5579]

Tiago Lageira xd

[@krenkrombo9616]

Tiago Lageira *BIGFUCK*

[@megaphone_6224]

big finger*

[@yungshino3330]

Whahaaa whahooo

[@donalddonahue674]

Every deer in this game is now named Bambo

[@brightwhite1049]

The electricity you saw was "ball lightning" it's actually very rare, and you were lucky to have seen it in person.

[@jeremyquiros5483]

2:27 I was hoping Chris would make a Rugrats reference and he didn't disappoint

[@-__-_-_--__--_-__-_____--_-___]

14:17 I'm so relieved Niall went back to close the fridge lmao

[@EhlistarsWrath]

Seconds after- *red pill? Or blue pill?* :)

[@ShadowFox178]

Honestly this game scared the shit out of me

[@dirkthedaring5131]

The marsquatch doing the crazy frog was better

[@coreyrex]

they better add the Marsquatch into the game. Complete with it doing the crazy frog while killing you

[@chrisdykun4641]

BA BA

[@etoyoshimura8121]

>:^)

[@Aaxoz]

He escaped containment

[@maxthefoooool]

Only 90s sleepycast fans will get this reference

[@858Boi]

bro why the youtube link calling me the f word

[@abandonedchannel962]

now youtube gotta demonetize itself for that one

[@oldchannelawfultakes.holyf7445]

AlienMadman -and then KZbin will collapse into itself and cause a black hole and kill everything except for BigFuck

[@corpsemachine6949]

Plz post url,am poor mobile user

[@flayed_lotus]

Got news for you buddy:/

[@morgancasey]

Easily in the top ten of Oneys best videos

[@ChristianTheChicken]

Crazy that Chris and his friends actually witnessed ball lightning and they just glossed over it.

[@AlmightySmorg]

Beginning of video: This game isn’t scary Near the Ending of video: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[@tomburrows4007]

What if Bigfoot was Ash Redfield? Bigfoot: I got fur in my dungarees!

[@_pardomania_]

4:59 - "I'm not scared at all" 12:09 - [the three of them being VERY scared]

[@joshm8348]

Hearing these boys get scared so bad just gives me the raucous rankling riggles.

[@theocan]

Came back to watch this for the spooky season only to accidentally turn on the captions.. And those captions are a real treat.

[@georgeealien]

Chris' prank with the countdown is so good, I fucking love the idea that the game would randomly count down to Bigfoot appearing with a ticking timer

[@HenriRN]

Just waiting for an animated version of these hypotheticals

[@Alexisilver]

That was legitimately terrifying seeing Bigsquatch smash against the trailer like that

[@SiobhanYmeow]

Zachs eating a pill noise deserves more recognition, its too accurate

[@harrisonhaine1199]

'thats a bit queer' then all hell breaks loose

[@thehillz726]

Nail "Zach earlier really did say that stu pickles dropped a wrench on Tommy's little head and gave him brain damage" Zach "i said he was fixing his sink"

[@bigmanspaps]

I hope they play this again, especially since they released a major update, making it more engaging and enjoyable

[@missiamtwinkles0169]

2:45 that actually scared me

[@thehollyfield9709]

i hope they didn't drop witch hunt, i watched it on repeat several times, waiting for the next.

[@thenoxxyboy]

whoever did the subtitles, i love you

[@triplecrosscounter]

This is honestly my favorite oneyplays video of all time, even the disclaimer at the beginning makes me laugh my ass off.

[@ramblecampbell]

You guys should have played Finding Freddie Freaker, the sequel to this game.

[@clochard4074]

I love that they are so scared they don't even try to close the door!

[@FunkyJunkyArchives]

13:21 Underrated Zach Scream

[@dr.anderson1847]

I like how they got more scared by a flare than bigfoot itself

[@GenericProtagonist7]

"I thought, like, the Eye of Sauron found me or something."

[@evilfroog2834]

Thats a tigr- AAAA OH GOD-

[@zakbloodstone2901]

Evil Froog , Are you a shiny Eevee?!?!?!

[@evilfroog2834]

Tyler Holsenback Idek. I found it on tumblr. Its a dolphin tech eevee thing

[@zakbloodstone2901]

Oh, sorry.

[@PoisonInc]

STAND DOWN OGRE I mean Bigfoot.

[@aguywearingonlyshorts]

VodkaFox no you don't

[@Exnem]

This game only got a Sasquatch? I would be more scared if it had a Marsquatch.

[@pigslam]

And faces that tell who will die in the sand.

[@citrusblast4372]

or the squatchsash

[@INJUREDHAND]

or the firesquatch

[@mysttale7893]

You're forgetting about the One Inch Worm

[@Gman224]

Oh wait i've heard that before is it from sleepycast?

[@ding9916]

Whoever did the subtitles did a great job!

[@HerbalAssailant]

I kinda want at least one more where you ACTUALLY get Bigfoot.

[@4Bucket2U]

the way zach and chris describe things is the most hilarious things i think ive ever heard

[@GoCody]

My body is ready

[@peddlersclan]

My mind is not

[@johnbaker6853]

Yeah, but is it finding Sanksquatch or Megalosquatch?

[@powdgaze]

Well Megalosquatch died millions of years ago so it could be a Sanksquatch. Look near some blueberry patches

[@BARKZIM]

the captions honestly made this so much better

[@yoda.gaming]

can’t express my love enough for how zach refuses to call bigfoot anything but sasquatch

[@Leatherbubba]

This is the most frustrated I've been while squatching in a long time.

[@drunkdrop9193]

i get it

[@belllmont]

“I think i just saw t h e p o s s e s s e d t a i l s d o l l” Zach is too pure for us

[@4Bucket2U]

This was 4 years ago.........

[@adam401kultrahd7]

Dino hunter was a fun game. I think I remember getting a glitch where a living velociraptor was transferred into the trophy room and I had no weapons and died.

[@theDARKlordFLUFFY]

I still come back to this video every once and a while for a good laugh.

[@kavajarrace]

Zach’s scream is the best.

[@sorcey6957]

Sora is actually big foot cus he have big feet

[@Jeikku_]

So PLEEAAASE just don't sniff on my feet. *PlEaSe!*

[@Logan-jc6pl]

It true

[@gigachirps4848]

I might need therapy but I fall asleep to this video sometimes

[@suttlet.sounds9707]

I appreciate the effort Niall puts into the subtitles

[@kylej2175]

This was the video that started my Oneyplays adventure.

[@indiejoman]

The whole 'red pill or blue pill' thing killed me.

[@mariocueva940]

Their reactions when they first saw it was golden

[@byrne8509]

I need sum more witch hunt FeelsBadMan

[@seangiglio]

13:15 is the most underrated Hypothetical

[@Chuck-PK]

16:38 OMG I live in Toronto and for a second there i thought he was talking about a street performer we have here called Zanta Claus!