Oney Plays BeamNG (Complete Series)

[@jude-rvr]

"Tomar, that guy is going to go murder Jaxxy." "Did you see that sick drift?!"

[@ramadansteve6573]

12:10

[@natalyst]

@@ramadansteve6573 thanks!

[@Khornecussion]

@@ramadansteve6573 I challenge you for your dojo. Karate Kid rules. You gotta give me your dojo if I win.

[@R34PR_]

Speedracer in a butshell

[@Deedo_67]

I’ll still never forget them hitting curbs going 30 mph, popping their tires, and being surprised.

[@logitech4873]

The tires were always at a 90 degree angle to the curb as well, hitting the side of the tire

[@ThePurbleKing]

"What do you mean I can't drive in the grass at 60 mph without losing traction?" "Why can't I do 90 degree turns at 80mph?!" I'll say what I said in the other videos: Hopefully Oney and Co. never drive.

[@Beunibster]

@@ThePurbleKing Considering that they live in LA, it's safe to assume they drive everywhere every day. Make sure you look both ways in LA!

[@sammaxgoof8507]

DeeDo i doubt any of them drive tbh

[@Bl4ckD0g]

@@sammaxgoof8507 Tomar drives regularly apparently, and has the Road Rage.

[@otakunofuji]

I love that the audio changes when they go under water. That's the kind of genius special touches I expect from this channel.

[@TheEel228]

tht shit made me fkin laugh hard : )

[@Beunibster]

I want moar. Wind sounds when it goes flying through the air? Echoes in tunnels? YES

[@alphalax7747]

Wish it would be like that everytime they went underwater

[@Efrenxrazor95]

The editors for Oney are always the best especially considering he isn’t some high end KZbin channel

[@alphalax7747]

@@Efrenxrazor95 except Lyle

[@tonybamalaboni3868]

Mick: I can't wait till we can import Google maps for level design Mick predicted Flight sim 2020

[@Parasocialuser]

HE BIG BRAIN

[@Splunk8]

Lol yeah

[@HylianOverlord]

Flight Sim uses Bing Maps

[@MultifandomMF]

@@HylianOverlordsame fuckin difference

[@AshTronaut99]

My favorite part of this video was when they spent 15 minutes looking for sea monsters and got scared when they found a dev tool

[@justandrewthomas]

1:13:34

[@sketch-eee4165]

23:54 appreciate that Flap Jack reference.

[@Boa796]

"How about one of you holds the controller while I manipulate the audience into liking me." Classic Tomar

[@evanarmagast]

It still upsets me that Tomar’s Flapjack reference didn’t get more recognition

[@richardhansem]

I feel the same about Oney's Only Fools and Horses reference

[@taylororourke2525]

My candy wife...

[@xxxg-01hgundamheavyarms50]

Bubblegum and Taffy

[@cannonfodder4000]

@@xxxg-01hgundamheavyarms50 I LIKE CANDY

[@Kanohoro]

@@richardhansem I'm ashamed I didn't pick up on an Only Fools and Horses reference - whereabouts does it happen?

[@jordancarreker1345]

"Chris you're really good at drifting" "Yeah, I know" *crashes on a turn*

[@sloth0708]

7:45 ahh the old words of strength "a tortoise win da race u kno?" such profound, it's gotten me through many dark years

[@ThatNoobartist]

I really loved how this series was basically 3 guys playing with their toy cars

[@StrikeRaidon]

I have watched this series three times. I have enjoyed wasting my life in this way.

[@FrogTonic]

Complete series have become my new background noise.

[@nana-cc6yk]

Me with worms

[@waterPsychiatrist]

those are rookie numbers

[@makeitthrough_]

This is me with Indivisible for some reason. Game looks like ass but it's the perfect fodder for them to riff

[@saintzachariah2319]

Man I can't believe Chris is involved with delivering "Pizza" to the global elite.

[@Khornecussion]

Epstein's little delivery boy.

[@_G.C]

@@Khornecussion Romania's best delivery boy

[@toasty9531]

@@_G.CI didn’t expect this to be in here

[@bogusbapkins]

1:20:54 "It said success!" "WHAT!?!?" Favorite moment ngl

[@ArchDennam]

1:59:07 still one of the most goosebumps-giving experiences in all of gaming

[@HOTD108_]

Why?

[@ArchDennam]

@@HOTD108_ From then on it's 100% just the music they put behind it

[@onlymarkshere]

47:10 Still kills me how they muffle the talking when underwater

[@placeholder_009]

2:33:45 perfectly captures everything about BeamNG. The well made sandboxy worlds, the vehicle destruction, and the crazy things you can do to get the car into positions like it is in the timestamp

[@LPSAnimalAC]

I love how when they were underwater they made it seem like they were in the car

[@fanfan9554]

can you provide a timestamp please

[@onionsilk]

47:21

[@fanfan9554]

@@onionsilk thanks pal

[@volute381]

2:20:50 The screaming old man in the truck has to be my favorite bit in this entire series

[@senseisparky2844]

1:48:49 should we ruin Tomar's life and tell him that Mormons do actually have a violent past

[@Electric0eye]

Tomar is usually so wholesome but you can really see his sick little dastardly inner thoughts breaking through in this series.

[@disappointingmilk6032]

The pizza delivery with no people around is ironic now.

[@deliverus6856]

Thought the same thing

[@germpot]

Ironic how? Pizza deliveries don't function to bring everyone outside. I don't understand how it's ironic. (But I also don't understand irony, it's a struggle.)

[@disappointingmilk6032]

germpot it was ironic due to the streets being empty. It wasnt the pizzas delivery itself.

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

Idk if i can finish watching this because its at 1:23:00 and they have yet to realize that they can use the gravity adjustments to increase or decrease their jump landing zone. It amazes me they didn't think of using the adjustments of gravity for any BUT to crush vehicles over and over. Lol.

[@jerrell1169]

Disappointing Milk That’s not irony lmao

[@mylittlecorneroftheworld.5348]

36:57 *yo Mick* ye

[@sketch-eee4165]

Dare you to get in dat car and kill people

[@OmegaSteel429]

Aha! Alright, Chris! Here I go!

[@KirKiwi]

Oh wow

[@mannperson]

Ahhh nothing like the boys playing a driving simulator and saying its unrealistic to spin out went you turn the steering wheel 360 degrees while going full throttle.

[@krikahalo]

To be fair, driving in that game is significantly harder than it is in real life.

[@biggjimble]

@@krikahalo Maybe it's because in Beam you're driving 500 hp rear-wheel drive manual cars with no traction control and no throttle response, brake feedback, or g-force. Most average people drive front wheel drive autos with traction control and ABS, and you can tell if you're going to fast for a corner because you can feel the g-force while braking.

[@moldyskittle]

@@biggjimble Pretty much nailed it. Combine it with PC controls where there's no throttle/braking modulation (unless you know how to finger ( ;) ) the keys - but still one input is 100% all the time) and yeah. For sure. Still I enjoyed Next Car Game/Wreckfest even with PC controls. Fun as fuck.

[@truefailure6359]

Whenever my brain hears Chris’s voice now it just gives up logic and says: “Yeah, okay Chris.” Cause it can’t tell if he’s being serious or not.

[@BlueToku]

Jimbles the cop car was an automatic, it’s fucking crazy for that car to loose rear traction going 30 in a bend unless it’s tires were bald, and for HP based on that cars revs and speed it def wasn’t 500 HP

[@gabrielhildebrandt1616]

3:58 When you make a joke and it suddenly become all too real

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

Lol at people who think the Rona actually came from eating bats.

[@gallow_]

@@A_Black_Sheep94 found the bat eater

[@cattibingo]

Go back to sleep stinky snorlax

[@SharpElement]

Sovereign Snorlax I wanna see you eat a bat

[@ianschwartz08]

lol

[@herothehedgefox]

Oney and his pals should really just play GMod

[@deltaknight2764]

The world's not ready for that amount of funny.

[@shiftypenguin472]

Chris doesn't want all the deaths from laughing on his hands

[@jmfindorff]

"I'm an expert driver." Says Chris as he then proceeds to spin out and topple of the side of a cliff.

[@TheTrueNehme]

13:16 how did this lil gem not end up on one of the tormenting tomar comps. 😂

[@fernoblackstar]

2:02:34 Killer Queen already touched that car

[@josiahbutler3956]

Lmao i hear it

[@leea9541]

One of my favorite series just because of how much fun they're having.

[@RasEli03]

1:57:53 that has to be one of the cutest "gogogo" that I have heard

[@topcat5233]

1:22:22 just saving this one for myself.. that just gets me every time, watched it so many times but when tomar goes along with it, i cant keep a straight face in any shape or form.

[@topcat5233]

also, to myself, 2:20:47

[@ZeroBrainWaves]

3:30 Ah, so Mick was practicing his Italian for his role in JoJo's Golden Wind Dub

[@cannonfodder4000]

Ironic cause TOmar was the one who made the jojo reference at 27:18 lol

[@deltaknight2764]

I can't believe Chris is friends with Abbachio.

[@Abdega]

I didn’t know Mick was Big Tiddie Goth Girl!

[@Abdega]

Also 49:15 「D4C」 There’s also a 「Moody Blues」 joke to be made with all the rewinding in this game

[@charlesgarcia2291]

2:20:50 that would be the supercharger, also one of the funniest parts lol

[@HOTD108_]

"Supercharger" is a pretty awesome name for an old man.

[@SomeFreakingCactus]

Oney and friends jump the Springfield Gorge.

[@Iggy_Dogg]

oney and the lads being so impressed by all of the physics elements in a really great physics sandbox is adorable. I love this series

[@Bondo6464]

Game simulates amazingly, its just that without the proper peripherals/setup your literally flooring it and red lining every time you hit the accelerator. Which kills your traction hard.

[@alexanderbeck9337]

An animated version of this would be great, the three of them stuck in a submerged car inching their way to land. Someone make that

[@eins2001]

You do it

[@otakumarcus]

I’ll think about it

[@blessedafricarains6429]

@@otakumarcus can you think harder 🥺

[@TheBearWithOrangeFur]

@@blessedafricarains6429it seems like they thought too hard and got a brain aneurism… RIP 😢

[@motormatt1222]

49:36 Now children, this is what’s called evolution. When the car that lives in water decides to make a living on land.

[@PatchtheReaper99]

I appreciate Tomar's commitment to the role of the vehicle screeming in pain and surprise every time they toss it around.

[@bluemoth3250]

2:00:16 is probably my favourite oneyplays moment. Just a fuckin awesome setup

[@HOTD108_]

The Doug Walker scream ties it all together.

[@grinshady0164]

I'm glad Oney had a schizophrenic episode about that one blue car.

[@W0lfBr0s_2]

If anyone thinks that driving in this game is impossible based on this playthrough just use a controller or steering wheel and adjust your turning sensitivity to have more of a deadzone for input so when you slightly turn it doesn't just turn at the speed of light.

[@mr.farenheit4111]

they need to pick this up again, so much potential.

[@octocoq]

“We’ll be something more simple, that was an old war plane” Picks old, experimental German jet plane from WWII

[@ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow]

“Complete series” 😢

[@americasgotrandom]

dude this gives me the big sad 4 real

[@AsAboveISoBelow]

Just imagine it as CURRENTLY complete. Doesn't mean they'll never go back to it. :)

[@octavia8332]

Is there any precedent for this? Or is this just wishful thinking, I’m not trying to be rude just not sure tbh.

[@ModernOddity728]

@@octavia8332 Take for instance Spiderman 2 or Super Mario 64, and most recently Resident Evil 4. There are also streams you may have missed you can find in my playlist "OneyPlays Uncensored". :) Still building it as I find more unlisted/mostly to completely uncensored episodes.

[@ianschwartz08]

ye

[@DonaldFromKingdomHearts]

It's my favorite pizza delivery simulator, Bee Man Gee!

[@TrueRetroflection]

It’s the game Death Stranding wishes it could be

[@spoopyweeb326]

i just imagine the boys playing with hotwheels

[@alphalax7747]

This entire series barely had cuts which just shows how much fun they were having

[@exodescult]

all i wanted was another beamng episode, but another rewatch will do

[@yourehereforthatarentyou]

game: “stop at the next checkpoint” chris: *doesnt stop* chris: “why did it fail me for that?”

[@shizamza]

Tomar calling Mormons “Saiyans” is an underrated tomar moment

[@benn255b3]

I remember there was this Mormon girl in HS who was super flirty, always hugging me, wanting to hang out during lunch and after school before she got picked up. When I asked her out she said no because I wasn't Mormon. Our friendship died a little after that, idk why I remember it so vividly but she was super hot lol.

[@SomeGuyHowGoesIt]

R.I.P. my mans

[@tsmoko2612]

Who asked

[@shaitet]

@@tsmoko2612 Maybe they wanted to share a story man. Nothing wrong with that.

[@bepsi_wav8594]

@Ba Ba why should you have to?

[@shaitet]

@Ba Ba No but it was still a interesting story regardless, even if it might be fake

[@peter-amenhotep-9978]

The voice change going in and out of water is the funnies (and most genius) thing ever ahaha

[@alanstringer.]

I would support OneyPlays becoming a BeamNG channel.

[@B3NJ1TR4P]

1:52:55 has to be my favorite part since haven't laughed that hard in ages

[@TheMasterTelevision]

I'll never forget when they broke free from the race in cinematic view only to burst in flames, as the prophecy has written

[@ViktorTheMusician]

"I wish there was a little baby in the backseat" he just predicted guts and glory

[@DrSpikeSpiegel]

Disappointed that they never continued this series. There's so much potential to this game.

[@Danfunnyman1234]

DrSpikeSpiegel I think they made it clear that none of them have the patience for this game. These guys ain't exactly Jimmy Broadbent or Failrace...

[@notinspectorgadget]

go go gadget substandard performance in the workplace

[@Carl_ATHF]

go go gadget go home and overdose on adderall.

[@jiornojiovanna5722]

Go go gadget funny youtube joke account

[@notanundesirable]

go go gadget brown bricks

[@Hehe.3.]

Go go gadget act on my urges.

[@fanstalingibs5585]

*Spoilers* - The first part is the entire plot to Golden Wind, featuring Mick

[@NineArc]

you know he's gonna voice act in the dub right, weird coincidence

[@mrsasori8]

@@ldunkel7446 He's Abbacchio in the dub

[@FestusTheKilljoy]

Killer Queen sound at 2:02:34

[@sirgubbygub9750]

2:10:01 I’m glad to see Chris ripping apart my favorite plane :)

[@lexicitry]

56:14 Motifa has that power, right?

[@redhotheadvt]

I'd hate to see Tomar's Road Rage 😅😂

[@sketch-eee4165]

It's always the calm dudes who harbor the most rage.

[@Vitorio582]

Yes! I really like this series!

[@El-Burrito]

Oh man this video just made me realise just now, that the NG in OneyNG stands for NewGrounds. I never knew or thought about it until this video. My mind has been blown and my life is a lie

[@Danfunnyman1234]

The good old surprised pickachu sim. These guys: Drive a 30 year old turbocharged police car at highway speeds on narrow twisty hilly back roads while using a keyboard for controls. Car: Nope. These guys: Surprised pickachu face

[@foist101]

Ah yes two and a half hours of Chris trying to learn the game and the other two yelling at him that it isn't realistic. I am so ready.

[@cattushhhrrrnngg9985]

Oney learns how to drive: fun time edition

[@otakumarcus]

Lolbits T.V. YT truck simulator is the unprofessional work time edition

[@cattushhhrrrnngg9985]

@@otakumarcus goat simulator is the play god simulator: extra funny edition

[@ashology3813]

26:24 Mick's vibrato is epic 😎

[@ashology3813]

2:23:39 "Tomar you can do this- w-why do you do that every time" "What's your problem Tomar" They're so mean to poor Tomie ;-;

[@davidh9354]

Beam NG is amazing but it does require some patience. Would be neat if you guys would revisit this game later knowing how to play it and knowing how deep some of the settings actually go. You can really get in there and tweak the physics to however you like it, and there are so many different vehicles to choose from, including planes. Might be better to start in free-roam and on the wide open tutorial course when just starting out to get a feel for the controls and to explore the settings. Then, coming up with your own interesting/crazy scenarios once you're better acquainted with how to drive and what your favorite options are, the game's potential gets blown wide open. There also may be downloadable content like player-made vehicles, maps, scenarios, etc if you want to see what other people have done. Or just spend your time slamming vehicles into objects or other vehicles, it's up to you

[@egepulat5444]

"Is this the apocalypse? No people, no cars, no business, and it's broad daylight." Only if they knew...

[@lockejohnex]

Man, I miss Mick, but I'm glad he's moving up in the world

[@zzeroara9511]

@@potatopotawto1412 VERY big voice acting

[@mrsasori8]

@@potatopotawto1412 He's Abbacchio in the English dub of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Golden Wind

[@morningcoffeecat2271]

@@mrsasori8 Wow

[@thexipherino667]

This comment didn’t age well ...

[@cm225]

​@@thexipherino667wait why? What happened?

[@TylerDurden-hb4vf]

0:12 About a year later and we got it. Microsoft flight sim.

[@TheChildofAuraReborn]

2:20:58 when Tomar does that Indian war cry, it sends me into hysterics every time.

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

"What is that sound?!" "I dunno but I LOVE it."

[@vonDumpy]

Bummed they didn't replace the censor beeps with Zach's banshee yelp

[@malmalfactor3544]

This is one of my favorite series from Oney

[@Corkoth55]

trying to take corners at 85 mph "this game is not big on friction"

[@slashmanfan]

one of my favorite series on this channel. I'm down for some more.

[@FlurarInuyi]

"This game has super realistic physics." "Why the fuk wen i go fast no turn gud?"

[@logitech4873]

"Why is my car skidding just because i slam the accelerator and turn the steering wheel as far as it goes?"

[@irishcream9004]

we need a new series of this

[@jheffreymartineau3388]

BEST ONEYPLAYS SERIES

[@Crystallinesoup]

1:02:08 I really wanted him to then say *"more like 290 dive"*

[@JumpMasterJef]

1:24:37 "Nope I don't want that" What happened to the footage where they ran with this line a bit, from that weird game "Give me, the PEAS!"

[@BadVoodo0]

23:08 wait, Chris hasn't been driving this entire time since even the sleepy cabin days? in LA? how does he get around?

[@StudioRevoct]

He hitches a ride in the Tomarbile

[@Drawthhhhh]

1:10:42 Tonight on OneyPlays: Chris teaches us how to pass a driving test flawlessly and celebrates freedome.

[@burnzy3210]

you just can't do driving games on a keyboard, there's no throttle control so it's just full throttle or nothing lol

[@Spazzycat14]

All or nothing baby.

[@zzeroara9511]

no. you can control when you tap W. people aren't stupid

[@stagger9660]

@@zzeroara9511 yeah but you have to tap W. It's like slamming your gas pedal repeatedly to get up to speed if you were in a real car.

[@centralintelligenceagency9003]

@@stagger9660 A.k.a. the Senna technique

[@AdibasWakfu]

If Chris stumbles his way into a godhood humanity is doomed.

[@1playingcasual1]

43:49 made me wheeze

[@BluRosa]

I hope they come back to this series knowing that the driving is very controllable if you drive with a wheel or with the mouse control. The driving is actually very realistic and fun to play around with if they could control it. No hate, love u Oneys and OneyFans. Please revisit this game at some point boys

[@CrazyLazyHobo]

Chris’s scream at 17:10 😂

[@Toxici-T]

2:08:00 is my favorite part 😆

[@FlagrantAladdin]

You guys are nice to fall asleep to.... Gives some really interesting dreams tho.

[@Petrslav]

Dude, I've had some dreams falling asleep to their complete and best of series. Also had some insane experiences watching them while on acid. Not bad experiences, just strange mental images. 10/10 do recommend.

[@MrCrossa]

Damn, so no more BeamNG? Oh well, I'll still take it.

[@Beunibster]

I still have hope for a sequel. There's been updates since, ya know.

[@minikit6045]

mick's beautiful little dream of importing google maps for level design came true with flight simulator

[@lordmegatron65]

This is going to be so good! You guys + BeamNG?!?! Oh boy!! 😊👍

[@Tsumagiri]

"out in broad daylight and there is no one on the streets." little did they know what was coming

[@travelers8607]

01:46:35 - A short but great discussion about Mormon girls.

[@wolfnation100]

Mick and Tomar are Chris's little tiny shoulder angel and devil guys that give him advice.

[@neighandwhinnymchorse2100]

Which is which?

[@wolfnation100]

Tomar is the angel and Mick is the little mischief maker

[@faceache6262]

2:28:58 Gotta love Tomar for that Castle Of Cagliostro bit