Oney Plays Cosmic Boll

[@ZerberusKnight]

"Why won't you believe me?!" asks the boy who cried Herculad.

[@alfredalfer9166]

herculad was in a cupboard and he had square teeth, it's real look it up

[@lolaelleot7150]

the gaslighting affects persist

[@YoqDzewa]

Why does Oney have the best comment sections?

[@quagernag]

@@YoqDzewa Because all the cool kids hang out here.

[@flxsemi]

Can I just say that Mildore's Plume sounds surprisingly catchy for something thought on the spot

[@pepesilvia429]

um, I don't know how to tell you this, but OneyPlays is all scripted. Zach isn't even real, dude

[@Bungusmcbean]

Good on the developers for choosing such a good brandable name

[@ordinary_]

this wasnt on the fly zach was paid $2000 to mention the brand

[@Snoozelightable]

Worms Odyssey 2: Mildore’s Plume

[@Hapos06]

You can always tell when Chris is having fun when 80% of what he says is "Woah!"

[@Zarnirox]

That's why he likes Crash so much.

[@alfredalfer9166]

"woah you can do a ball boll"

[@trarialtrarial]

that makes for one of the most charming moments of the Shenmue playthrough when he gets shown Space Harrier and he sounds like a blind person seeing for the first time

[@baguetteboing]

"this rocks"

[@Snoozelightable]

Zach also goes into advice mode, rather than bash if he immediately tried to be like “You’re plenty unique little guy! You don’t need those sonic sounds. You can do it buddy!”

[@darttito]

I love how irrationally upset Chris gets when someone doubts his word.

[@gnack420]

I think you guys are taking this comedy video a little bit too seriously.

[@rainmaker5910]

Christopher Briseno i do the exact same.

[@galelugialugia8265]

His word is law

[@GreenEyedDazzler]

Nick Coad literally nobody was serious but you home girl

[@gabgarcia9935]

I love it when he pretends to get upset

[@nerfman6s2ndacc]

I feel like The Indian in the Cupboard may have had some lasting influence on Chris

[@dombjomb]

It gave him curly hair and square teeth and an irrational fear of Native American people

[@elfertrn]

@@dombjomb he kidnapped a native american and put him in his cupboard

[@TheSBWproductions]

my grandma used to call Shrek "Shriek" and its been an inside joke in my family for like a decade

[@Saiaxs]

TheSBWproductions only a decade? Shriek is 17 years old now

[@MrShitcakes69]

same except my dad calls Seinfeld "Steinfeld"

[@verderuso]

freddy shrieker

[@ellewis817]

freddy steinfeld

[@timeweoya]

decayde

[@mr.boppin1200]

Ding Dong's seal of approval

[@NicoOfTheWind]

orf orf

[@hodoupmer]

he's got good taste for an A-word

[@despacito902]

P. Moriarty Never forget.

[@linuscontinental2223]

Usually means it’s gonna be shit

[@jartism]

@@hodoupmer A...nice little grayman

[@Andrew228399]

I love that I can literally find this video by searching mildors plume.

[@damoji5332]

How do you think I did it

[@gulfcoastgaming6034]

Mussa Mildor, missa plume

[@gallow_]

I didn't know this game existed I just had an epiphany in the form of an outer-body experience to find Mildor's Plume and had to pursue my curiosity

[@schnoz2372]

@@gallow_ you’re the chosen one you’re mildor

[@JTGallant]

the whole indian in the cupboard bit drove me to tears laughing because I personally grew up adoring that movie. I even had a vhs that came in the shape of the cupboard with a replica of the magic key and a little figurine of little bear or his real name "litefoot". i remember that movie so fondly.

[@explorinjenkins349]

I met Litefoot, he came to my rez and did some rapping and hanging out. Then he gaslit us about the movie he wasn't in.

[@coolkidwithglasses6504]

The Indian in the Cupboard is actually pretty cool. I remember watching that movie with my mother and developing a God complex when playing with my tous

[@Trunkerunk]

At the end of Indian in the Cupboard 2 the kid crawls into the cupboard and shuts the door and when his mom opens it and finds him he's been turned into a life sized plastic figurine that can't move and can't turn back.

[@SympleSymon]

Because he is literally the dumbest shit that never learns

[@Scandal262]

Wtf would the mother even do after that? Nq she just stuck with a big plastic version of her child.

[@RacingSnails64]

I only saw the first one so I really can't tell if this is true or the usual absurdist Oneyfan comment. Thanks either way.

[@noir269]

Chris and the boys always seem to yell at eachother whenever they talk about small people.

[@CrimsoNolf]

Yeah, this comments further Emphasized by Herculad, the Hitler clone, and the Native American in a cupboard (yes i didnt call him indian cuz im native myself)

[@WittyOriginalUsername]

@@CrimsoNolf lmfao fucking sofffftttt

[@felixgutierrez993]

As every Adult does in a daily basis

[@elliswebster7041]

@@WittyOriginalUsername not really soft just correct

[@fahr]

@@CrimsoNolf have you ever been in a cupboard?

[@AlphieDood]

Ding Dong lives on

[@klg9549]

o

[@Foulfootwear]

If you had a 6 inch Hitler clone, would you put him in the cupboard?

[@Gopslav]

But then you’d lose him, it’d be like that movie “mouse hunt”

[@COUNTRY0570]

"Maus" Hunt

[@Kankooro]

Yes

[@SympleSymon]

You wouldn't need to put a living clone in the cupboard, its entire point was it brought toys to life. In the movie the kid tried with other toys, including a T-Rex and Darth Vader 😂

[@ChatMort69420]

I'd put him up my urethra

[@Plantster15]

Zachs fake title fucking worked, I can only remember this game as Mildors Plume

[@Jenkmeister]

When are we getting more Black Baby?

[@nintendonian7776]

Yes, I need to hear more of the *O O O O OO Oh OH HhOHHoOHHHHHHHHHH*

[@AwesomeCornSauce]

You are not ready my boi.

[@wearealreadydeadfam8214]

We demand BlackBaby_Data.pdf

[@WorldsWorstBoy]

Today hopefully

[@naudalyke]

Apparently the game loops once the door opens ): so probably never

[@CrispyToast]

Cosmic Boll looks like a Sonichu's and Kirby's bastard child.

[@rileyh.4602]

I READ THE INDIAN IN THE CUPBOARD IN THIRD GRADE AND I CAN CONFIRM ITS REAL

[@TigirlakaLaserwolf6]

I read the sequel. I could have read the original but I chose not to.

[@SamTheMightyMan]

I read the sequel to the sequel. Indian in a Cabinet : The War Continues

[@CLfreaksho]

LITTLE NATIVE MAN STILL AT LARGE, BE VIGILANT!

[@pastabird2078]

riley h. I read a similar version of it, but with a knight instead.

[@JerryBlueCast]

“Hey man, I want you to put Easter eggs in the background of me just hanging out thank you” gets me every time, followed up by the “homies” thing slays me

[@gabeblack8247]

The ghost of dingus dongus the first still haunts the oneyplays industrial building to this day

[@ElvenMans]

Like in Casper, DingDong, Julian and Chris.

[@xraventhegreatx]

We should refer to the Ding Dong and Julian era as the "Have a Boy Era"

[@aca9874]

Oneyplays Gen.2: "Have a Boy Era"

[@ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575]

Maybe we should call that era the "Wambo Era" and this current one the "Herculad Era".

[@alexmighty693]

the funny scream era

[@find7505]

@@ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575 "Herculad Era" for this OnePlays gen is fine but I'd replace the "Wambo Era" with the previously mentioned "Have A Boy Era". The funny men's Crash Bandicoot playthrough truly marked an epic gamer centuriam on the OneyGays channel

[@orangy57]

Yeah because it FUCKIBG SUCKED

[@cjweezil5206]

There's something so amazing about Chris trying to convince Zach that the movie exists, Zach calling him a liar, and Lyle pretending to give up like it was an elaborate prank Chris is trying to pull.

[@thedukeofdorks6001]

I like how dingus dongus is just recomending games to play

[@ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575]

He lives on in spirit... ...and on Twitter.

[@voidishprattles4319]

Chris can summon his spirit from the afterlife and ask him for video game recommendations.

[@markpatrick7806]

Chris : "DING DONG I SUMMON YOU!" Ding Ding:"What?"

[@voidishprattles4319]

Mark Patrick I can seriously see Chris's lil avatar in like a psychic outfit and summoning this genie like dingdong, and it's all dramatic and stuff and then it's just like... "What?" "You know any good games we can play on the show?" "Uhhh yeah there's this one indie game I was playing recently." "Yeah is it any good?" "Yeah it's really good, I think you'll like it. Oh there's also this crash flash game I found awhile ago..." "Yeah?" "Yeah i think you'd love it, thatd be good to play on the channel." "What's it's called?" "Ugh I dont remember I'll look it up and get back to you." "Ok... hows the afterlife?" "Pretty good, they got Nintendo." "Do they have crash?" "They have crash 2." "Oh ok that's good... well good bye" *DING DONG SCREAMS AND GETS SUCKED INTO A VOID*

[@markpatrick7806]

Jake your name holds up that is funny as hell

[@XPator]

I recall seeing "The Indian in the Cupboard" as a kid. It's a boy who finds a magic cupboard that turns every kind of toys or effigies he shoves in there to life. At first it's just a simple "magic thingamagig of the week" story, but it quickly turns into a message about respect for Life and Nature and whatnot. Shit, this brings me back, I didn't expect anyone to mention this movie ever again .__.

[@supercyc10]

My dear old Italian grandma thought Jurassic Park was real. When she saw me watching the movie as a kid, she confiscated it and shouted in Italian "This is the DEVIL'S work!"

[@RacingSnails64]

I have a ridiculous amount of questions lol

[@TheeLyonsDen]

My third grade teacher played this movie in class. Then sent an apology letter to all our parents because the kid says "pretty damn good." at one point.

[@EyrieVOD]

The gerbil thing was always attributed to Richard Gere

[@Ditch901]

2:25 Zach mentions excessively armed police 4:35 Chris mentions a virus Did they know?

[@paulj6805]

Bro watch out, one time on SleepyCabin Zach talked about having a dream that Russia and Ukraine started shooting at each other and then nukes started falling.

[@ethanmarino931]

They’re prophets

[@caiopatric]

i like this trend of playing stuff that dingdong recommends. keeps him alive in a way.

[@dopomaximus7083]

The Indian in the Cupboard was so dumb. I saw it like twice as a kid and then I'd act like I was a miniature human.

[@FylMarite]

Astral Tellurian aren’t kids just miniature humans though?

[@aaronvargas6004]

8:15 that noise made my stomach sink almost immediately. That death sound from metal slug is burned into my memory

[@jimmysofa9215]

I love it that Chris is so blown away by these games. It's nice.

[@GetOffMyDick00]

Mildors Plume.

[@jojobizadTRASH]

Black Baby vs Mildor's Plume

[@PooKneader]

Both the Train story and the Great Train Robbery stories are true. The gerbil story was about Richard Gere.

[@klg9549]

... That's one spacious asshole. What happened to the gerbil?

[@HandsomeJezdaNikki]

The game is colorful it is not over the top. The foreground middle-ground and background is very easy to distinguish from one another. And the characters in The foreground are very easy to see. This is an excellent looking good everything about it it's just perfect.

[@vigo2669]

Dunno why but the graphics of this game kind of remind me of Ristar.

[@floralspr1te]

Vigo Glad I wasn't the only one that thought this. I think it might also have to do with the cosmic yellow protagonist that punches enemies.

[@buzzardsinuses4780]

Yea, I got that too.

[@Kiwiiizzz]

I thought so too but i forgot the name of the game :/

[@AnthonyDelgato]

Looks like a fusion of ristar, kirby, and sonic to me.

[@marcusuhrich6130]

Dynamite Headdy and Knuckles Chaotix also sprung to mind.

[@sweetgeorge3200]

Ding Dong Recommends.

[@PyroSirBrad]

Fun Fact: The guy who plays the Indian in Indian in The Cupboard also played Nightwolf in the Mortal Kombat movies. Two years ago I met him at a career place in Oklahoma and he was really cool. He did this really nice rap about success and I gotta admit it wasn't bad. His rap name of Lite Foot btw.

[@hchappy125]

Tip: never look up Zach’s recommendations......

[@chistosquisto9079]

That’s just a given

[@LemonWedge123]

This looks like the original 2D Sonic games, except the player character is actually designed for the levels. Which, tbh, makes it about 1000x better.

[@L00D__]

S2, 3, and Mania were designed for Sonic well Sonic 1 is where it was questionable

[@isaiahdaniels5643]

Indian isn't an offensive term it's just a misnomer that stuck. Native American still attributes them to a European naming scheme as it relates to the explorer that made the new world known of among the Mediterranean Europeans. The most accurate thing you could call them to distinguish their heredity is all of their individual tribe names, as they weren't a unified nation. There is no point in worrying what other people might think of you when you use language. The point of language is to speak in terms that the most people can recieve. To communicate an idea. Some native associations call themselves Indian or American Indian associations as do some native individuals. Either way you're speaking the white mans tongue, but in reality most of them just plain don't care about the terminology or race, sins of the past, any of that crap. They did just call people by their first names back when, and they still do. If you called 99% of them an indian to their face, unless you were doing it out of malace, they wouldn't hold it against you IF they even noticed it. Go ask an indian about it. I have, I wanted to be sure. I asked a couple. Answers varied slightly around what I said here. People are just people. Twitter retards get offended on behalf of made up monoliths. Ignore them, don't let them win.

[@rio4861]

I love you

[@ilikebirds8069]

Yeah pretty much. (I’m Washoe)

[@ilikebirds8069]

“Indian” when referring to Native Americans is also a legal term and still used by the government. The B.I.A. For example. (Bureau of Indian Affairs)

[@100YrsOfJackieChan]

They are the indigenous people of America. Unless they themselves have a problem with being called Indians, then I don't see a problem.

[@Ya-kz7lg]

asdfg hjkl Stahp

[@kilowatt8401]

Hope to see you guys play more stuff from SAGE. Seriously, there’s some really good stuff there and I’ve only played a fraction of them.

[@treyblowski]

10:08 - IM NOT GONNA LET MY PHONE LIGHT UP MY FACE IN A DARK ROOM TO LOOK AT A FAKE MOVIE now I’m just curious how many times he’s been tricked into looking up fake movies before

[@megadude3276]

13:04 He was setting it up for a joke but a new conversation had already left the station.

[@strchsrarchive]

Huffing hand sanitizer to this shit bro 🤙

[@ratwinerat5253]

Epic

[@SanchoDomingo_]

im takin aerosol cans to the face right now bro

[@freikinpoptarts]

duuuuuuuude im squirting hair spray right into my throat im sooooo hiiiigh bro

[@ghostninja5035]

The joke about the Indian in the Cupboard has actually unlocked a memory in me. My grandpa used to have toys of cowboys and Indians and I remember whenever I played with them he would say something about "the Indian in the cupboard". I'm only now finding out that it was a movie (and a book, which is probably what my grandpa was referencing because he didn't watch that many "modern" movies)

[@darth_nuttz6469]

Mildoor’s plume... more like motifa’s tomb :(

[@cannonfodder4000]

More like mumbo's mountain

[@SympleSymon]

More like antifa's womb

[@cbfire9987]

Mildor’s Plume is the funniest fucking joke on this channel

[@hawkrose]

I'm glad Chris mentioned the GBA Astro Boy game, because I was trying to remember what this game reminded me of. Multiple different colors of the same enemies with different abilities, resized enemies, and a super bar (although it was just a number in Astro Boy).

[@Seantendo]

This guy should get to make Ristar and Dynamite Headdy sequels. Too bad those will never happen. On the topic of sound effects, the self-checkout at Target uses the Reptar Bar sound from the ps1 Rugrats games.

[@TemmiePlays]

as it says on Itchio, all of the sound effects are placeholders, so if stuff sounds familiar here, that's why. A bunch of Sega genesis titles' sound effects are in a free to use sound effects pack for starters.

[@coldfire0007]

Indian in the Cupboard was honestly one of my favorite movies as a kid

[@fhqwhgads97]

Zach's right about the train film. It was like a 10 second clip of a train coming into a station

[@lucasblanchard47]

I used to LOVE “Indian In The Cupboard” as a kid! I still have the VHS tape! It came with a replica of the Indian toy and a key that you could use to open the plastic VHS case! But I don’t think I have the toy and the key anymore...

[@lilystorme9211]

oh that’s actually rlly cool tho!

[@noahismango]

If Ding Dong recommends a game you know it’s going to be good and have effort put into it.

[@Yggdraseed]

To comment on the gerbil thing: there's a local weatherman on the news here in West Virginia who's had those rumors spread about him. His name is Tony Cavalier, and some of my first words as a child were "Tony's a yoyo!"

[@maxawesom3850]

Someone needs to make a compilation of Zac not believing shit after getting gaslit

[@joaquinlanderretche]

I like how this video is the first seaech result for "Mildor's Plume"

[@WiskiBlueHeeler]

I loved the Indian in the Cupboard when I was little. Chris reminded me it existed.

[@garbagekholodets]

The controls look really nice and well polished, tbh. Like, when you feel that even if you're not playing, dont look slugish or blocky at all. I think that is something you only achieve in this type of "old school"/"simple graphics" adventure games.

[@SuperSonic68]

So, we're just gonna play all of the SAGE games now, right? Please yes to that.

[@consolias7897]

Huh? A fighting game with a yellow Kirby that looks like its supposed to be on a Sega genesis but instead its an Indie game? Ok, I'm interested...

[@TemmiePlays]

it's actually not too original, almost every single game on clickteam fusion 2 engine is liek this. Like SPark the Electric jester, or Noita 2

[@iAmDru12]

@@TemmiePlays I mean the individual parts are very obviously from other games, but it's neat to see them all combined

[@TemmiePlays]

check otu Spark the Electric jester, it's Sonic meets Kirby meets beat em up meets megaman meets megaman x - and it's by a guy who made sonic fangames. but yeah the point I'm making is almost every game built on that engine play that way, as a fast sonic-kirby like game with fighting stuff. for a sonic alternative,. I suggest Freedom Planet- it's simply fantastic.

[@awmehgoddd]

clearly it's God of War 5

[@Sybato]

Temmie Plays! Eh Freedom Planet isn't as good

[@digitaldog9845]

I was gonna say that this was probably a mod of sonic that had like knuckles fighting, but then I remembered that this is the original content know as MILDOR'S PLUME.

[@ResidentTarantino]

I love whenever they're arguing about what's real

[@nikolaast]

Mildores lasts stand against the duck men was evocative of Arthur's last fight against Micah, or Liquid and Solid Snakes battle atop Shadow Moses. One of gaming's greatest moments to be certain.

[@HitoriVEGA]

Zach's gonna think they're trying to gaslight him again every time they mention a little man from now on.

[@colton9459]

Chris unlocked a part of my childhood that I totally forgot about by mentioning the Indian in the cupboard.

[@datdudechris1]

The guy who makes up stories of small people coming alive doesn't believe the Indian in the cupboard exists

[@Mimmick]

Why does Jesse Ventura want to be in the background with his homies

[@blackdot105]

This is an entry for 'SAGE2018' which stands for 'Sonic Amateur Game Expo'. There's a reason why you hear Sonic sound effects.

[@BROgadeGaming]

My old ass father couldn't understand that Chris Evans' face was put on a scrawny body in Captain America: The First Avenger and thought they just found a small, bony man that looked exactly like Mr. Evans.

[@TheBlackKnight1o1]

12:53 In the original Godzilla movie from 1954 there was a scene where Godzilla attacked the Toho Theater. When the film premiered in the Toho Theater, the audience panicked because they thought they were legitimately being attacked.

[@JLkeepinitrealdude]

I was glad to see Zach clad in his iconic armor in the thumbnail

[@JalenTroi]

The whole conversation about the Indian in the cupboard was so funny, I laughed harder than I should have 😂

[@HerbalAssailant]

"The Indian in the Cupboard" was one of my favorite movies as a kid.

[@fredericodaiadolagocarnaub6679]

Ding dong Spirit recomends good games

[@dr.business7544]

Ding ding choosing all our games. In a way,he's still with us.

[@kritterfox]

My dad was impressed that someone trained the squirrels from that old Geiko commercial to handjive. LOL

[@porrigebrain5678]

The Indian in the Cupboard is a real thing. the book was required reading in fourth grade, and that was in 2003.

[@PewPew_McPewster]

Goddamn, it took me AGES to find this game on their channel. Note to self: the name of the game that's a cross between Sonic and Kirby is Cosmic Ball.

[@PlusOneGamer]

Wow, I actually had that movie as a kid on vhs. It came with a little toy and a key to open the box or something. I can't remember, that was ages ago.

[@Bumbly_Vee]

I totally forgot about Indian In the Cupboard. I watched it all of two times when it aired on UPN back in the day.

[@DiscombobulatedSenpai]

I used to have a special edition of "The Indian in the Cupboard" on VHS, that came with a key to open the VHS case :O

[@POSTELVIS]

ITS YELLING TIME BABY

[@polopicasso]

Zach and Chris are very funny n entertaining

[@RatCorvidae]

These boys are pretty funee

[@alfredalfer9166]

"woah you can do a ball boll"

[@ironmaidenfan4761]

0:29 Ohhh I will Miss Him A lot

[@antpaste]

Dude i love Mildor's Plume!!

[@PR0LIFIC]

You can tell this game is heavily inspired by Kirby, specifically fighter Kirby, and sonic. It’s badass actually

[@Chyver21]

"This game was recommended by DingDong" Oneyplays has sunken so far that they're referencing more popular characters that were killed off in previous seasons

[@Lucaccino17]

I don't know how accurate the train robbery gunshot is, but something similar happens with the TV show Sledgehammer. In the intro it has Sledge shooting a gun near the camera but it's not quite at the camera so as not to scare people

[@pxrpetualpxin1143]

BLACK BABY PART 2 REE

[@TheAnvilMan]

Looks like a mix of Gunstar Heroes, Kirby, Sonic and Sparskter.

[@hunova4799]

Yeah Lyle, alot of fan games became real cool unique games on their own. Example that came to mind was Undertale since it was originally a fan made earthbound mod

[@thebsworth]

i love how dingus still has an impact on the show without actually being on it.

[@TheKhashix]

Love Ding Dong suggesting games for the boys to play, he's got a real interesting taste

[@guidojacobs2002]

I like the headcanon that Indian in the Cupboard explains why everything in Night at the Museum is alive.

[@magnachemmayhem]

I can't tell if it was an edit or in the game but I swear I heard a scream used in Metal Slug for when Eri/Fio dies

[@jakobcarver9825]

That movie was one of my favorites as kid

[@musclecarsforever]

"Indian and the Cupboard" is a great movie. I had the VHS that came with a Indian little action figure. Although mine came with a Tiny Hitler. Also, I remember hearing Steve from Blues Clues got removed for being a drug addict.