Oney Plays Crash N. Sane Trilogy (Complete Series)

[@CrazyRiverOtter]

"Was it 9/11 world when [Master of Disguise] came out?" Not only was it "9/11 world," but according to an urban legend the incident happened while they were recording the "turtle club" scene, and they had to take a moment of silence while they were in costume.

[@bingobunny7862]

:0

[@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany]

Master of Disguise was an inside job

[@justsomegoblinwithinternet6231]

Imagine that “ TURTLE TUR-“ and then dead silence from the guy in costume

[@sefflikejeff1917]

"His lil turtle head went back into his shell when he heard the news" -zach or niall idk

[@WanderingChin]

@@sefflikejeff1917 definitely Zach

[@lightninstriker10]

6:05 - "Look, I can do the best WOAH of all time!" And from that point onward, Chris's fate was sealed.

[@evandrogge6399]

no

[@trajanfidelis]

@@evandrogge6399 yes

[@bitesized4503]

Iiiiii Uh i what you are going for a few can I get e see lol 😂 you know how how dare it be so weird and I’m so sad 😞 I’m but it’s like

[@rowleyryan9025]

You silly silly boy he did the OG woah in the OG crash trilogy

[@DonkeyKongJr]

9:39 Julian massages Chris's love handle stretch marks with his toesies Because he thought chris was crash

[@Mebrainsgone]

😂

[@squidyspecifications7709]

Thank you Donkey Kong

[@DonkeyKongJr]

​@@squidyspecifications7709 I love you

[@paragonrobbie9270]

1:57 one of my favorite quotes from the boys

[@Toppothegoat]

"Gang rape"

[@The_P.O.P]

One of my favorite moments partly because Joolians laughter

[@provokedrobin608]

Sounded like he was in fear of his own joke

[@AlexFurry]

I showed this to my boyfriend for a one piece joke.

[@Curlyheart]

​@@AlexFurrynice pfp :D

[@LinesToThePaper]

Four straight hours of Oney. These are truly the times the Ones To Come will speak of in hushed wonder.

[@billybois5745]

Four hours of nitpicks

[@felixgutierrez993]

Four STRAIGHT hours...press x to doubt

[@larvaedadindex]

@@billybois5745I mean they make video games, they're just taking apart observations and being vocal about what they like and don't like. Not only that but they also *really* like the original Crash 2, so if the remake sucks they're probably going to be open about being disappointed

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

@ Do you want to get beat up? Cause you're gonna.

[@GeneralArse]

@@billybois5745 0óoo

[@nannesoar]

Julian accidentally scratching Chris's lovehandle with his big toe then being really embarrased about it is still one of the funniest OneyPlays moments of all time

[@scarletbard6511]

I just love how Chris was so offended at Julian basically saying "I'm not attracted to you."

[@EarthwormShandy]

Timestamp?

[@jekser2329]

Julian using his big hairy toe to tickle Chris' Floppy is silly

[@4ltrs573]

9:35@@EarthwormShandy

[@jerrdeadpool6957]

I agree lol

[@heckoffmate1392]

"The grass is always greener" "The Charlie's always Sheener"

[@Bl4ckD0g]

I want to add "The Neil is always Breener." Because fuck it.

[@mistersamman8899]

@@Bl4ckD0g I’m adding “The Oscar Mayer Wiener”

[@themigtyboosh]

@@mistersamman8899 huhyre is the time of time to get to here So the reason why this comment is tucked up is because I typed it in my sleep somehow

[@Kiroisawesome05]

@@Bl4ckD0g i can not believe you did this

[@scorpionqueen11]

I like to play this and Caddy Sleeps at bedtime and that quote woke me up laughing. Lol.

[@312goblin]

19:37 when your shield recharges in halo

[@orionmccarthy155]

That caught me off guard,

[@TooMuchSascha]

That was way too funny

[@truthseeker333-id7ex]

government plates

[@ferrisbueller9991]

The classic one. H2ish the most? Been a long while, if my xbone didnt stop working for some reason id play infinite

[@thedangboi7198]

@@truthseeker333-id7ex when you start the 5th track of The Money Store

[@Luuncho]

just noticed that at 2:13 chris mumbles the first line of juicy by biggie smalls

[@maverickREAL]

Was reading Word Up magaZEEEE

[@bobsondugnutt9466]

RIP Tawna. Literally so hot she got deleted

[@Kirodev]

She left Crash though. It's confirmed she left him for Pinstripe.

[@nachostv4217]

@@Kirodev Yeah that's the excuse they made. Reality is she was too sexual for a family oriented game

[@jonathanamwoza5769]

@@nachostv4217 Thankfully I can jack it to Coco just fine.

[@Austinrgfdhyfy]

You guys are weird

[@tanyaharmon6739]

@@Kirodev that was in japanese cannon only.

[@Dummie501]

2:00 gets me every time

[@Legnog822]

that caught me so off guard too LOL

[@okoder]

ᵍᵃⁿᵍ ʳᵃᵖᵉ

[@rok2983]

@@okoder of

[@rok2983]

@@okoder is tc leo o 😜🐃🐂🌕🐰🐹 sn

[@LiquidSoapDrinker]

@@rok2983 u good?

[@carlos.7239]

The part that I really enjoy about this series is that they critique each game as developers and as fans.

[@r0ttxn_txxth308]

9:41 when Julien tickles Chris with his toe made me laugh harder than I have in the last two months - it was a pleasant lil chuckle

[@zoratuniclink1367]

“everybody if you buy the remake a billion times theyll make new game thats not like this” -Ding Dong the prophet

[@TheRealSplexy]

but they did make a new game that is like that, so ding dong, was ding wrong

[@ariaaster4122]

@@TheRealSplexy crash 4 really isn't like the original trilogy lol

[@knutandersson4606]

@@ariaaster4122 could you elaborate? Crash 4 has a few changes like the other characters and absurd completion requirements, but in general its more focused on platforming than even Crash 3 was. No vehicle stages and most of the alternate character levels are skippable, and the boss fights are the best in the series imo. Edit: I assume you're talking about the masks? Not too big on those either because they aren't consistent throughout the level but I do enjoy the different challenges they present.

[@ariaaster4122]

@@knutandersson4606 It's more like rayman origins and legends than crash , that's not a bad thing by the way , its just you know a change

[@shaynehughes6645]

@@knutandersson4606 Because this game is good and Crash 4 isn't.

[@VendErre]

crashed bandicoot is a metaphor for how meth ravaged hawaii

[@DullPoints]

Vend Erre , Is that true or are you just mething with me?

[@_G.C]

If you keep talking like that I'm gonna meth you up

[@MsKiss78]

Stop mething around

[@thatguy963]

*mess

[@MsKiss78]

@@thatguy963 r/woosh

[@picklebond157]

3:13:36 They'll never see this, but 1997's Armed & Delirious for the Microsoft Windows.

[@GayIncel]

Actually correct

[@Jirbolicious]

How does Ding Dong know everything about every game ever?

[@alexdarbyshire9488]

he's actually worked on every game ever its pretty impressive

[@MSQuaint]

He has a tism in his head.

[@altoroark4233]

'Cause he's epic.

[@orionmccarthy155]

He came from the same planet as freddie freaker, but instead of hearing all the music, he watched all the lets plays.

[@mikekazz5353]

GameFAQs maybe?

[@Proxymoron180]

Man youtube are geniuses for implementing yellow time bars instead of the boring grey ones.

[@singlecellll]

You know what they say, gray is gay.

[@isidromartinez7918]

@@singlecellll *clap clap clap*

[@CommunismNeverWorked]

@@singlecellll I laughed way to hard at that shit

[@subcumin7410]

I haven't even gotten one ad one during all these complete series videos so it is truly cosmetic

[@probablydeadinside7877]

the ads are there bc that's where they'd all be if you watched the entire series in just a playlist there'd be no difference if you did it that way, the video is just almost four hours long so it looks like a shit ton, but there genuinely is no difference

[@MusicOfAdam]

5:45 had me struggling to breathe because I thought the gag sounds were jokes.

[@Night-wo5uj]

"I Know lots of Beautiful people, doesnt mean they're good"

[@Miles-uf5mo]

白人

[@GameyRaccoon]

Is that Francis of The Filth?

[@CuntLiquor]

Yo is that joji vlogs

[@antpaste]

No Chris said it

[@GameyRaccoon]

@@antpaste no his pfp

[@Anti_Aaron21]

31:48 The original ripper roo voice was done by Dal McKennon, who voiced Gumby

[@redrum86]

The best let's play channel, featuring the best trio in gaming.

[@dannygreen592]

“ that joke that made no sense whatsoever was good” Sums up OneyPlays

[@Tekrothebountyhunter]

"We haven't been paid to endorse this game." "So let's say it's S H I T"

[@omegalardax8546]

I mean Chris does it anyway... Like for a majority of the actual video...

[@pointybits6496]

1:35:56 A voice I'll hear in my dreams forever more.

[@TheKogent501]

Its funny to listen and hear them say "Crash 4 will never happen people are stupid." And now we live in a crash 4 world.

[@LilOutlaw03]

I love how Chris and Ding Dong give Julian a hard time about Tiny. Lmaoo

[@BaNkR_7-TeeN]

They're right, you know

[@mylittlecorneroftheworld.5348]

15:20 whenever i think of this series it is always,, w/o context, dingdong wholesomely exclaiming "my papa"

[@TheNerdyouLove]

i love how at 2:21:10 there starts a loop of him coming back to the warp room twice and the only difference is a throwing up edit of the pink crystal

[@xgum]

can't wait to settle down with a Dr. pepster kick up my remaining foot and watch some strangers play crash

[@Spodo_Komodo]

You only have one foot? Okay now that's epic

[@Slush_Bunni97]

How’d you lose the other foot?

[@MalarkySparky]

Do you have a peg leg? That’d be pretty cool

[@PinkieImpaled]

You call Dr.pepper, Dr.pepster?

[@musicparty1990]

Oh sounds like the perfect paradise to me.

[@higginswalsan]

The gang rape bit is art

[@ddsopen4902]

Rr😅

[@ddsopen4902]

Rrrr

[@ddsopen4902]

Rrrr😮rrr 9:31 9:37 rr 10:00 r

[@verasconnolly]

"Remember when Donald Duck picked his butt all the way to Pizza Hut?" already had me chuckling but followed by Chris laughing at it made me laugh twice as hard

[@Khornecussion]

It made me laugh because I was like " I haven't heard that since I was like four - and I heard it from my dad! "

[@darrenthetuber743]

It's moments like that make me miss these three together

[@bobaorc7839]

What is the Time Stamp on that???

[@sneekish]

​@@bobaorc7839 1:30:27 🤙

[@PorkiFerret]

@@bobaorc7839Five months late but it’s at 1:30:25

[@mudchumper9913]

I know Julian will never see this, but yes. Black people stay black when they're decomposing. Then they turn green and sink into the earth.

[@AnthonyLopez-qy3ql]

Julian is only half right about the Tasmanian tigers being extinct, there have been sightings and photos of them taken (clear photos and by respected biologists) BUT lacking the necessary DNA evidence the thylacine is still classified as extinct. Cheers to Julian for knowing as much as he did.... Julian is my favorite

[@TheTrustyHole]

Everyone’s favourite wheezer.

[@frog4307]

So there’s the same amount of evidence they exist as literally Bigfoot.

[@blammo5226]

It's because Julian wants to fuck one

[@s3dchr]

@@frog4307 There are clear photos made by respected biologists of Bigfoot?

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

@@s3dchr No but there are mystery hairs.

[@TheSBWproductions]

nearly 4 hours of dingdong and julian ends with pic of zach and lyle

[@ATthemusician]

Probably because Zach and Lyle are the new hosts? Lol Zach is hilarious so I'll be able to get over DD+J leaving

[@shaitet]

@@ATthemusician They haven't been on for a while, now it's just Cory and Tomar.

[@ATthemusician]

@@shaitet yeah I know it sucks, but they've also been doing new episodes with the og cast so it makes up for it I guess.

[@dawson5847]

I love these complete series vids. I think its an excellent way to make an ode to ding dong and Julian!

[@Ninji5]

“I hate-“ “What?” “...me” “I do too”

[@connor48880]

“Kind of an ass”

[@antioriginalityguy]

Uhhhh *burp*

[@frankjohnson123]

2:53:42 surprised they didn't mention how the glow off the stone head from the fire is weird. It turns off as soon as the fire starts to recede instead of when it's fully retracted.

[@kopshi]

41:52 "I hope this makes a comeback for these types of games" Good to see his prediction came true. Here's to hoping it's good!

[@thebadwolf3088]

It's mediocre.

[@Forged4War206]

@@thebadwolf3088You’re just bad at the game probably.

[@barley3939]

Her Bandicooter, missed opportunity

[@noyouwillnot1169]

Bandicooch

[@fudgepuppy9683]

SHE A TIGER

[@rubyliciousOG]

Bandicunt

[@DonkeyKongJr]

Fucking fowl

[@Buffy111000]

the santa story makes me cry. that santa is such a good guy gave that kid peace in his final moments. that poor kid. he was 5.

[@ActuallyAbdullah]

Go on then, show us ye fookin minge

[@Benzeedoo]

Ok

[@KFP2GG]

Vicarious Visons, And *NaUgHtY DoG*

[@SomeGuyHowGoesIt]

I owned the literal exact model of chomping teeth in your profile pic before it broke

[@Pimploaf_YTP]

Heinous Canis

[@QuackGaming98]

I feel like i just accomplished a marathon watching this entire full series.. IT WAS WORTH IT

[@Natalie_Toshino]

Good, now go watch Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 back to back, without a break.c:

[@Perfefernefer]

"The grass is always greener. Charlie's always Sheener" Poetic gold

[@lryuzaki1192]

3:23:43 One of the best parts! 😂😆🤣 Legit sounds like him! 👍

[@El_Omar2203]

What's your favorite song from Pocahontas? "sandwiches"

[@soupmaster8438]

I thought I was having a stroke lmao 2:20:11 2:21:00

[@orionmccarthy155]

Yeah wtf is with this?

[@acehilm5001]

immediately scrolled to the comments to see if anyone else noticed

[@logancharles1476]

2:56:14

[@daveintheAM]

Yeah, i was just listening and thought "wait, werent they just talking about this"

[@TemmiePlays]

i think what happened is, at 2:20 is during the end of one episode, and then 2:21 is the start of the next one

[@bluehairboy8501]

2:01 you can tell he held back his laughter

[@jamesbaron8387]

I swear this gets recomended to me so many times...and i nearly always watch it great background noise

[@mischiefofrats]

At 59:57 after Chris said “Look! It’s a funny video game!” An ad for a mobile game yelled “VIDEO GAMES” In my ear and it was spooky.

[@shaitet]

I got "be a healthcare hero."

[@TheSmashedTomatoes]

Reverend Ding Dong has to be my favourite moment of this series

[@davymachinegun5130]

They should've kept wumpa fruits as 2D sprites. When they're 3D, they get effected by envrionmental light which makes them blend in with the background more and harder to see.

[@kuobah]

They could do something to make them stand out, Mario galaxy started the trend of having things you want to be noticeable have like a dark shadow glow. Normal glow of a contrasting colour could work too

[@G4Bunnygirlextrainseason2]

Shadows are evil and I don't want crash near them

[@frilliflove2424]

I love that Ding Dong was all sad and said "Don't do that" when Chris said he'd kill himself. Shows how close theey are

[@SimonStrange]

*were

[@homophobicyoda]

​@@SimonStrangepretty sure they're still friends

[@TheLewdOtaku]

@@homophobicyodaunfortunately not

[@Superbuchi]

3:21:28 Common misconception. Thylacenes aren't canines, because canines are placental mammals. Instead, thylacines are marsupials belonging to the family Thylacinidae. The more you know.

[@nightcollapse]

This video is unwatchable now

[@sideaccount1772]

Dexter Badger AJ lmao

[@sloppyphart7879]

No one likes a know-it-all. They look more canine than marsupial anyway. It's like when people call tomatoes and pumpkins fruit. I don't give a fuck about seeds, you wouldn't have either in a fruit salad, they're fucking vegetables.

[@ArronTheCat]

@@sloppyphart7879 someone sounds upset for being stupid

[@sloppyphart7879]

@@ArronTheCat not really. I'm aware of certain facts, I just don't flaunt them or like them. Is the difference between stupid and smart really trivial facts? I don't think so.

[@RNAnimations-gt8tf]

i love that Julian gets progressively more and more stressed

[@cannonfodder4000]

1:09:18 "I'm trying real hard not to talk about sexy stuff anymore" 1:11:46 "I'd rather smooch Pegasus"

[@FunnyNumber88]

I was surprised when Julian didn't start talking about diaper fur fetish when Chris brought up Crash in a diaper

[@Natalie_Toshino]

That's because it's not about sexiness, it's about rightness.

[@pesss_7681]

i love the fact they were playing the same crash 1 level in both the ps1 and remake series when they were talking about show girls

[@WarmageGarrison]

I like how they dissect every bit of the games. Its very enjoyable and helps me to know how I could do my own projects better.

[@lilybeanie6152]

yeah :) a lot of people are complaining that they were too nitpicky but its helpful to me

[@JeffraldJefferson]

3:11:09 this is by far my favorite Julian quote, it must be his delivery but I haven’t been able to get it out of my head.

[@Guts_Brando]

Sounds so weird lmao almost like a bri ish

[@darrenthetuber743]

I appreciate you like something this specific, even though I don't get it

[@ajexxan3415]

27:45 “they were gonna be red white and blue but realised it was in australia” dude the Australian flag is also red white and blue 😂

[@spinout1216]

Is this a reward for me finding a tomar emerald?

[@McFudge93]

Fake news

[@saturnus423]

You'll also gain access to the OneyPlays Crash Bandicoot LOST EPISODE.

[@PALACIO254]

find them all and suffer the wrath of joshua tomar

[@KFP2GG]

Yis (Heavy impression)

[@Dasten]

Me wife maaaaaarge

[@musicparty1990]

This trio has saved me from such a darkness in my life, even now, I love you 3 so much. You made my life 1000% less misserable when I was hospitalized, and whenever my nutso brother invades our peace and gets crazy, or the whole world seems crazy, you 3 had been everything to me. Thank you for so much funny haha moments. You'll be forever in my heart

[@GemmaBee14]

Unfortunately skunks are not mustelids. Recently they were reclassified into mephitidae which is outside of mustelidae but still related.

[@ChrisPBacon-xn9up]

:(

[@little_paisano]

I want to eat the ad reels they look like mustard

[@bingobunny7862]

You can, go ahead. Very satisfactory indeed

[@Benzeedoo]

😂 who did this 😂

[@chrisconcertina3501]

Am I too late? I brought Bavarian pretzels and salami to dip in the ad reels. I hope the picnic isn’t over.

[@lordoftheguys9946]

Chris Knodell nah bro you’re good

[@TABBYMUSIC]

Woah Tawna is one spicy samosa 😳

[@8belleangel8]

I love these full series! perfect for studying, listening to in the background or watching when I need a good non-stop laugh!

[@stuv1996]

I love that during the filming of Master of Disguise they observed a moment of silence for 9/11 while in the turtle costume.

[@randompasserby9817]

48:08 I feel if weird Al where to cover roundabout it would be about fast food and the title would be In and Out

[@newusernamehere4772]

I would start listening to Weird Al just for this (I love comedy prog but I've only ever seen it pulled off by Zappa and Phish) He might have to practice though... like a lot. Maybe not lol I haven't heard him in a while, I'm just guessing

[@newusernamehere4772]

You were probably making a joke but I'm completely serious lol

[@klodkeeper]

its the complete collection you stinky malinkies

[@keglodude]

43:37 I love this part

[@hgdge]

I do talk about the game while im playing if i have others with me. i think its something very natural. almost a compulsion tbh.

[@RGV836]

I have watched this FULLY... at least 3 time No regret

[@JesseNightingale]

My next 4 hours are going to be fun! Ill be edgeing myself the whole time

[@JunGaGotoku]

Jesse Nightingale AH THATS HOT ♡

[@ThierryRocksTV]

1:27:04 "Sandwiches, sandwiches! Barely even human!"

[@garrjarr1777]

19:15 I was laughing a lot harder than I should have been laughing.

[@Harmonyya1992]

Omg

[@MarioLopez-ef3ob]

Don't doot dat

[@Raziel236]

I'm so sad they took out the level Flippering Finance, the level where Crash does his taxes.

[@roland7660]

Or touchful arrest, when crash goes to court for sexual assault

[@Samwow]

Don't forget Dizzying Divorce, which is self explanatory

[@sloppyphart7879]

Something new appears on screen for less than 2 seconds. Chris: that looks SO BAD.

[@wdecently7150]

"Maybe they'll learn something from Remaking it" "They won't." _laughs in Crash 4_

[@TheBambam2371]

Sorry for your loss. Praying foy ya'll my friend. I hope ya'll feel better soon. I hope all goes well for ya'll. I wish ya'll the very best of luck. God bless ya'll my friend. God loves ya'll.

[@bonerbreath6747]

Chris chan?

[@aidendoesado3624]

HOLY BE JESUS AND THE HOLY BIG BOLOGNA THATS ALOT OF ADS

[@MrKarriban]

3:17:20 I love little edits like this.

[@Ethan-hi8bq]

I got an ad for crash 4 right at the part that they said it was never gonna happen 😂

[@Absolutely_Nobody]

2:28:00 made me worried that I had something wrong with my brain.

[@LabRat1210]

2:00 broke me

[@jahoyhoy9097]

Me too lol

[@davidrosado2645]

My parents: look at that boy! I bet he’ll be successful in life! My future grades in high school: 1:02:17

[@captaincapitalism9535]

Ah, I miss the days of proper discipline when students failing their box classes were pummeled by crates. Kids these days are too soft in this participation trophy world.

[@therooster3538]

Lol, I remember zoopals. I was like 8 when they were on

[@turbanman304]

I've never heard a KZbinr reference Pakistan as much as chris, I feel honored

[@grinkobaba9226]

“Turbanman” badass

[@scudjoples]

1:20:35 chris does a flawless nuwoah

[@flashbang3568]

i wanna put these videos on while i sleep but i feel like i would spend too much time laughing rather than sleeping lmao

[@Tezdude9]

I've played this game countless amounts of times ever since it came out, and I never knew you could just spin attack the lizard enemies as they're about to jump onto you in the first game.

[@shrederman9838]

I totally get the hate for the lighting and the ice physics, but the models? I mean, crash has never looked this good, even Crash 4 looks worse.

[@thesuperawesomebros5747]

Randomly woke up to this at 1am lol

[@subliminal128]

Dude I constantly wake up to his videos getting up for work lol

[@RonaldReagansTickleMonster]

So far these boys have made my alexa play the rugrats theme and now Google when the master of disguise came out

[@ForgottenFirearm]

This is the best speedrun of The Neverhood for Windows 95 I've ever seen.

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

I'm aware this series is super old by now but just to be clear Vicarious Visions who handled this remaster and CTR Nitro Fueled had nothing to do with CoT or MoM. CoT was handled by AMAZE Entertainment and MoM was Radical Entertainment. VV made the first 3 GBA games which ranged in quality but were better than those later games and also made Crash Nitro Kart which wasn't as good as CTR but still an alright game. Overall I think they're the best people to handle this series since they have a lot of experience with platformers and adventure games. Another title they're known for is the sequel to Neversoft's Spider-Man game Enter Electro which while not as good as the first is still a solid title in it's own right.

[@john8797]

The game at 1:52:13 could have been Smash TV. That was a decent multiplayer top down shooter from around that time. Edit: nevermind, ya found it

[@linken23]

Any chance you guys are gonna do a play-through of the Spyro Reignited Trilogy?

[@tylerfindlay3774]

Looking back, I realize now why they were extra critical with crash 2. Chris and Ding Dong have said multiple times that it was their favourite of the trilogy.

[@Xzanah]

Fun fact, the voice actor for Grim from Billy and Mandy voiced Aku-Aku in Crash of the Titans.

[@Natalie_Toshino]

He also voiced... meee.

[@IronMiddo]

Even funner fact: the credits for Crash of the Titans has Aku Aku and Crunch Bandicoot (now in full on Mr. T impression) riffing on the dev team

[@AlfredRayAnimations]

And the voice of Billy voices Lani Loli in Crash 4 it’s about time